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28.“__ in the Family”

29.Carmichael or McKellen

32.__ Bator, Mongolia

33.Talk show host (2)

36.Intl. military alliance

37.“__ Brinker or the Silver Skates”; novel brought to TV by Disney

38.David Dayan Fisher’s role on “NCIS” (2)

Down

1.Paid attention to

2.1986 Sigourney Weaver movie

3.“__ Race”; 2001 film for Whoopi

4.“__ Burn”; 2005 Ray Liotta/LL Cool J movie

5.“Get __”; Robert Duvall/Sissy Spacek film of ’09

6.“You __ __ Sunshine”; song first recorded in 1939

7.Rogers and Ferrell

8.Slips sideways on the road

11.Initials for the star of “Barney Miller”

12.Charles Ingalls, to Laura

13.Diamond lady

14.__ Aviv

20.“__ Town”

21.On the diagonal

22.Arkin and Thicke

23.Prefix for sense or stop

24.“Off the __”; 2003 Sam Elliott movie

25.Actor who said, “Go ahead, make my day”

26.“__ and Present Danger”; 1994 Harrison Ford film

29.“When the frost __ __ the punkin ...”

30.“I __ Legend”; 2007 Will Smith movie

31.“__ Country for Old Men”; 2007 Tommy Lee Jones film

34.Mailman’s beat:abbr.

35.Fraternity letter plined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open. (CC)

“The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle” (2000, Comedy) (CC)

Program (AP) Animal NightmaresAnimal NightmaresRiver MonstersRiver MonstersAnimal NightmaresRiver MonstersRiver MonstersAnimal NightmaresWhale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) River MonstersBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/OCBethenny Ever Bethenny Ever Housewives/OCHousewives/NYCBethenny Ever HappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/OC (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportDivorce WarsBiogr/CNBCBiography-CNBCMad MoneyBiogr/CNBCBiography-CNBCPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson

CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) › “Scary Movie 2” (2001) (CC) SunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertWork.MacdonFturamaSunnyDailyColbertChapChapTogetherComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperUnUnOverhaulin’ (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVita (DISN) PhineasPhineas › “College Road Trip”DeckPhineasPhineasGood Good HannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasShake ItOsoLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialFashionThe ChelseaE!

(2008) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) The Golf Fix (N) (Live) Top 10Chirkinian World of Golf World Golf Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony (N) Learning Center World of Golf World Golf Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Learning Center Paid Program Gary McCord World Golf Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Golf Central Golf Central

(HGTV) HuntersHuntersPropertyPropertyHouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.HouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCurb (HIST) Modern MarvelsAmeriAmeriAmerican PickersPawnPawnHow the StatesAmeriAmeriAmerican PickersPawnPawnHow the StatesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) “Natalee Hollow”“Justice for Natalee Holloway” (2011) Vanished, BethMotherMotherChrisMotherWillWillReba (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisLopezLopezNannyNannyNannyNannyLopezLopezMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyFamilyFamilyFull Hse.Full Hse. (SPIKE) Jail (N) Jail (N) Jail (N) Jail (S) ›› “Bulletproof Monk” (2003) Chow Yun-Fat. Ways Ways Ways

MANMANAmazing VideoEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(SYFY) Star Trek: NextStargate UniverseStargate UniverseSanctuary (N) (S) Stargate UniverseSanctuary (CC) Stargate SG-1Stargate AtlantisMasters of HorrorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CameronRod P.BehindChironnaFranklinDuplanPraise the Lord (CC) OsteenP. StoneV’ImpeChangPraise the Lord (CC) UnearthFirst DianneHistoryFacingWom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

Conan (N) Lopez Tonight Sinbad. (N)

ConanLopez Tonight Sinbad. › “One Missed Call” (2008, Horror) Shannyn Sossamon. Interstitial Filler MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Lured” (1947)

›››› “Lawrence of Arabia” (1962, Adventure) Peter O’Toole, Alec Guinness. A controversial British officer unites Arab tribes against the Turks. (CC)

››› “The Killing Fields” (1984, Docudrama) Sam Waterston, Haing S. Ngor, John Malkovich.

›› “Serenade” (1956, Musical) Mario Lanza, Joan Fontaine, Sara Montiel. (:45) ›››› “A Night at the Opera” (1935) Groucho Marx. (CC) (DVS) “Amazing” (TLC) Fabulous CakesExtreme Extreme Fabulous CakesQuintsQuintsExtreme Extreme Fabulous CakesQuintsQuintsFabulous CakesPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) NBA BasketballNBA BasketballInside the NBA (N) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Southland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyGumballAdvenRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua MetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua MetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) No ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) DisorderDisorder in theDisorderStingsStingsMost DaringDisorder in theDisorderStingsStingsMost DaringThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family › “Money Train” (1995) Wesley Snipes. A transit cop’s foster brother plans a subway robbery. The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

M*A*S*H (CC)

M*A*S*H (CC)

M*A*S*H (CC)

M*A*S*H (CC)

M*A*S*H (CC) Boston

› “Pistol Whipped” (2008) Steven Seagal, Lance Henriksen. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (VS) NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. HockeyAdvenAdvenWorld Extreme CagefightingWorld Extreme CagefightingProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisFunny VideosNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny Videos PaidJ. Meyer PREMIUM CHANNELS

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(HBO) “Shallow Hal” (S) MaxReal Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) “Cinema Verite” (2011) Diane Lane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Too Big to Fail Talking Funny (S) (CC)

›› “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Monster’s Ball” (2001, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:55) ››› “Dead Again”

(1991) Kenneth Branagh.‘R’ Book, EliMasterclass (S) “LeaveBeaver” (MAX) (5:00) ›› “The Lovely Bones” (S)

(:15) ›› “Land of the Dead” (2005, Horror) Simon Baker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan.‘PG-13’ (:40) Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores (N) (S) (CC)

(12:10) ›› “8 Heads in a Duffel Bag” (1997, Comedy) Joe Pesci. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) ››› “Henry & June” (1990, Drama) Fred Ward. (S) ‘NC-17’ (CC)

(:05) › “Pootie Tang” (2001) Lance Crouther.‘PG-13’ (CC) “Jingle All-Way” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Remember Me” (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) The Borgias (iTV) (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara The Borgias (iTV) (S) (CC)

›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen. (:45) ››› “Bowling for Columbine” (2002) Michael Moore. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Two Lovers” (2008) Joaquin Phoenix. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Local Color” (TMC) (5:05) ›› “The Boys Are Back”

››› “A Single Man” (2009, Drama) Colin Firth, Julianne Moore. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Killer Inside Me” (2010) Casey Affleck, Jessica Alba. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Fist of the North Star” (1995) Costas Mandylor.‘R’

(:35) “Pirates” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) “Hotel California” (2008, Action) Erik Palladino.‘NR’ (:40) › “Miss Conception” (2008) Heather Graham, Mia Kirshner. (S) ‘R’ “Medusa Touch”

TUESDAY EVENING MAY 10, 2011

“El Dorado” (1967)

››› “Rio Bravo” (1959, Western) John Wayne. A powerful rancher seeks his brother’s release from prison. (CC)

››› “The Cowboys” (1972) John Wayne, Roscoe Lee Browne. Rancher takes schoolboys on cattle drive. (CC)

››› “Baby Boom” (1987, Comedy) Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis, Sam Shepard. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Monsters InsidePlanet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Monsters InsideWhale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCPregnant in HeelsHousewives/NYCMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidPregnant in Heels (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCoca-Cola60 Minutes on60 Minutes onMad Money60 Minutes on60 Minutes onPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertJeff DunhamTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0MacdonDailyColbertMacdonTosh.0FturamaSunnyDailyColbertJeff DunhamSwardComedyPaidPaidGet ThinPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchHogs Gone WildDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchHogs Gone WildBristol Bay BrawlPopoffPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) PhineasPhineasDeckDeckGood DeckPhineasPhineasGood Good HannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N)

Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialKendraKendraChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidFlat AbsPaid

North American Poker Tour

North American Poker Tour

North American Poker Tour SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (CC) (EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopeSheenWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveAbundant LifeRd CanaGraceSheenPapal AudienceCatholicOriginalChurch

(FAM) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosThe 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ.MeyerAmazing (FSN) StoriesTwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins Final ScrStoriesTwins MLB Baseball: Tigers at Twins

(FX) Two Two ››› “The Wrestler” (2008) Mickey Rourke. ››› “The Wrestler” (2008) Mickey Rourke. Rescue Me “Hell”

Players Championship World of Golf Inside PGA Live From the Players ChampionshipLive From the Players ChampionshipWorld of Golf Inside PGA Live From the Players ChampionshipLive From the Players ChampionshipInside PGA Inside PGA (HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertyHouseHuntersPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHouseHuntersPropertyPropertyFirst Pla.First Pla.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidYard (HIST) Modern MarvelsLarry the CableLarry the CableHow the StatesAx Men (CC) Larry the CableLarry the CableHow the States(:01) Ax Men (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnAmerican PickersAmerican PickersComing HomeMotherMotherChrisMotherWillWillReba (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisLopezLopezNannyNannyNannyNannyLopezLopezMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyFamilyFamilyFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) RepoRepoRepoRepoAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionRepoAuctionWays Ways MANMANAmazing VideoEntouMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (4:30) “Powder” ››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” (2008) “Beauty and the Beasts: A Dark Tale”Stargate SG-1Stargate Atlantis“Earthquake: Nature Unleashed” (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CrossRod P.BehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) ACLJDinoFull ChangPraise the Lord (CC) PraiseMcDouMiracles ArndNelsonWom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)

Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

›› “My Brother Talks to Horses” (1946, Comedy) (:45) ››› “The Rocking Horse Winner” (1949, Drama) Valerie Hobson.

›› “She Went to the Races” (1945) James Craig.

›› “Thoroughbreds Don’t Cry” (1937) Judy Garland. ›› “Down the Stretch” (1936) (:45) ›› “The Day the Bookies Wept” (1939)

›› “Boots Malone” (1952, Drama) William Holden, Johnny Stewart.

ConanLopez Tonight ›› “Eddie” (1996, Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg, Frank Langella. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Eye of the Devil”

(TLC) What What Child FrozenTiniest GirlExtreme Extreme Child FrozenTiniest GirlExtreme Extreme What What PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCoupleCouple

(TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA BasketballNBA BasketballInside the NBA (N) Southland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyScoobyLooneyHoleKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua MetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua MetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre

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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affleck.‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

“Precious Life” (2010, Docudrama) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Treme “On Your Way Down” (CC) Colin Quinn Long Story Short (S) (CC) (2:55) ›› “Green Zone” (2010, Action) Matt Damon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Scooby-Doo” (2002) ‘PG’

(MAX) (4:30) ››› “Independence Day”

›› “The Basketball Diaries” (1995) (S) ‘R’ (CC) MAX on Set (S)

››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002, Comedy-Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Lady Chatterley’s Passions” (:45) ››› “The Informant!” (2009) Matt Damon, Scott Bakula. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Domino” (2005, Action) Keira Knightley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Bill Cosby: Himself” (1982) Bill Cosby. (SHOW) (:15) ›› “The Joneses” (2009) David Duchovny. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara DiaryCall Girl “The War Boys” (2009) Peter Gallagher. iTV.‘NR’ (12:05) › “Next Day Air” (2009) Donald Faison.‘R’ “Good Intentions” (2010) Luke Perry. ‘PG-13’(CC) Bud Greenspan Presents:Vancouver 2010 Stories of Olympic Glory (CC) “Make Believe” (2010) ‘NR’(CC) (TMC) (4:30) ›› “K-19: The Widowmaker” ›› “Leaves of Grass” (2009, ComedyDrama) Edward Norton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Savage Grace” (2007) Julianne Moore. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) “Lake City” (2008) Sissy Spacek. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) “The Tournament” (2009, Action) Robert Carlyle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Sorority Row” (2009) Briana Evigan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “TiMER” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Emma Caulfield. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Saving God” (S) the Bounty Hunter (CC)

Straight

(AMC) (4:30) “High Plains Drifter” (1973) (CC)

›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (1985, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (CC)

›› “The Recruit” (2003) Al Pacino. A CIA rookie must ferret out a mole within the agency. Breaking Bad “Breakage” (CC) (:32) Breaking Bad “Peekaboo” (CC) (:33) Breaking Bad “Negro Y Azul” (:34) ››› “Stranger Than Fiction” (2006, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal. (CC) Paid Program TriVita Nopalea (AP)

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(ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) (CC) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (Live) BaseballNFL LiveSportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) MLB Baseball Teams TBA.(CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter

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(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintsRosaryRoundtableFaithWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveLambsOneCalledBeneCatholicApostoUncommonOriginalQuest

(FAM) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) ›› “Evan Almighty” (2007, Comedy) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerTriVita

(FSN) BaseballTwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. Twins Final ScrWorld Poker Tour:Final ScrFinal ScrBall Up StreetballPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Two Two ››› “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy. ››› “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy. JustifiedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) Live From the Players Championship (N) (Live) Live From the Players Championship19th HoleLive From the Players ChampionshipLive From the Players ChampionshipLive From the Players Championship19th Hole (HGTV) HuntersHousePropertyPropertyIncomePropertyHouseHuntersHuntersIncomeIncomePropertyHouseHuntersHuntersIncomePropertyPropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaCurb (HIST) Modern MarvelsAncient AliensBigfoot:The Definitive Guide (CC) MonsterQuestAncient Aliens(12:01) Bigfoot:The Definitive Guide(:01) MonsterQuestPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnThe First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) Vanished, BethMotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillReba (S) PaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) Ultimate FighterRepoRepoUltimate FighterWays Ways MANMANAmazing VideoEntouMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Fact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedGhost Hunters (S) HollyHollyStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Tornado: Nature Unleashed” (2004) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindJeffreyWhiteV’ImpePraise the Lord (CC) EasterDuplanHistoryChangPraise the Lord (CC) Conquer.E.V. HillBackBibleDifferWom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens There Yet? There Yet? Meet the Browns Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight › “Code Name:The Cleaner” (2007) Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Murder Ahoy!” (1964)

››› “Scarlet Street” (1945) Edward G. Robinson, Joan Bennett.

››› “Trade Winds” (1938, Mystery) Fredric March, Joan Bennett.

›› “The Housekeeper’s Daughter” (1939) (CC) ››› “Woman on the Beach” (1947) Joan Bennett.

››› “House of Dark Shadows” (1970, Horror) (:45) ›› “Eleven Men and a Girl” (1930) Joan Bennett.

››› “Morning Glory” (1933) (CC) (TLC) Spouse vs. HouseLottery ChangedExtreme Extreme Spouse vs. HouseExtreme Extreme Spouse vs. HouseLotterySisterSpouse vs. HousePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) NBA BasketballNBA BasketballInside the NBA (N) CSI: NY “Prey”(S) Southland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Expecting” (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua MetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua MetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodConConFoodFoodFoodFoodConConFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoWorld’s Dumbest...Most DaringRepoRepoRepoRepoWorld’s Dumbest...Most DaringThe InvestigatorsForensicRemovalPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. (:43) Three’s Company “Snow Job” 3’s Company

3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Boston Legal “The Black Widow”(S) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Dagger”(S) (CC) NCIS Citywide blackout. (S) (CC) NCIS “Child’s Play” (S) (CC) NCIS A Navy pilot is found dead. (S) NCIS “Heartland” (S) (CC)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

›› “Shadow Man” (2006, Action) Steven Seagal, Garrick Hagon. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal:Teams TBA. HockeyAdvenAdvenBull RidingBull RidingProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherMLB Baseball: White Sox at Angels NewsCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek:NextFunny VideosPaidJ.Meyer

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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden (S) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Treme “On Your Way Down” (CC)

››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) Eddie Murphy, John Ashton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987) Eddie Murphy. (:35) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop III” (1994) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Masterclass (S) (MAX) (5:05) ››› “Whip It” (2009) ››› “National Lampoon’s Animal House” (1978) John Belushi.‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan.‘PG-13’ (:40) “Sin City Diaries 4: Luck Is a Lady” (2007) Pretty women offer tempting moments.‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Making Love” (1981, Drama) Michael Ontkean, Kate Jackson.‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ›› “Love Potion No. 9” (1992) Tate Donovan. (CC) ››› “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea” (1961) ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:15) “World’s Greatest Dad” ‘R’ U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Inside NASCAR Penn & Teller The Borgias (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Gigolos (iTV) (S) The Borgias (iTV) (S) (CC) Aries Spears: Look I’m Smiling (:15) Jamie Kennedy: Uncomfortable (iTV) (S) (CC)

› “Remember the Daze” (2007) Amber Heard.‘R’ (:15) “Hurricane Season” (2009, Drama) Forest Whitaker. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “The Good Life” (2007) (S) ‘R’

›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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