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Daphne Oz chews over some thoughts for Mother’s Day

Daphne Oz, a host of ABC’s “The Chew,” recalls last year’s Mother’s Day, when she and her siblings were traveling, and there was no celebration. As she considers what would make an ideal Mother’s Day brunch, she thinks back to a special family vacation.

“We took a family trip when I was little to France, and we went on a bike ride one day, and stumbled on a familyrun restaurant,” Oz says. “All they made was homemade quiche and salad, and it was her (mom’s) favorite meal, comfort food made from scratch. I will re-create the French experience for her.”

In her latest book, “Relish: An Adventure in Food, Style, and Everyday Fun,” Oz includes a straightforward recipe for quiche and immediately follows that with a separate one for the crust, for those who don’t want to use readymade. Like any good pie crust, hers requires butter, but only 1/3 of a cup.

“I am a health advocate and put a priority on that,” Oz says. “But it’s not an obsession, and I want people to understand being healthy does not need to be this bland, strict, horrible experience.

“If it is not full of joy,” she says of why people lose interest in diets. “That is really what the recipes in this book are really about. I think it does a really good job of balancing and not compromising flavor.”

Oz, daughter of Dr. Mehmet Oz, shot to the best-seller list with her first book, “The Dorm Room Diet.” The new book is a heartfelt take on a range of subjects relating to self and home, including beauty and home tips, and a piece about the differences between confidants and acquaintances.

“Your confidant knows about your last breakup because they watched you bawl your face off,” Oz writes. “An acquaintance only knows that your ‘relationship status’ online has changed.”

Oz, who raves about her co-hosts on the weekday show, is enthusiastic about constantly learning, which she says “should be reassuring for home viewers. What we try to show are the essentials to keep at home, and the huge struggle in America is people don’t often cook at home. It can be challenging, inconvenient. It is one of the places in my life I have made a concerted effort to take control of.”

BY JACQUELINE CUTLER

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What are you reading?

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What was the last trip you took and why?

“I went to Florida for spring break with my family.”

What is your next project?

“My closet does not have a lot of space, and I am organizing it and want to have that experience of going to Home Depot and figuring out the wood. I think it is something you have to do once.”

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Founded by fitness expert and Shorty Award winner Cassey Ho, the videos, also available on YouTube, present Ho’s signature “POP Pilates” workout style. Along with exercise, she promotes a healthy diet and designs yoga bags.

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In its goal to become not just a purveyor of online video but a provider of original content, Amazon has posted 14 pilots — six children’s shows and eight comedy shows — and is seeking audience feedback to decide which go to series. The kids fare includes “Annebots,” “Creative Galaxy,” “Positively Ozitively,” “Sara Solves It,” “Teeny Tiny Dogs” and “Tumbleaf.” The comedies are “Alpha House,” “Betas,” “Browsers,” “Dark Minions,” “Onion News Empire,” “Supanatural,” “Those Who Can’t” and “Zombieland.”

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(:40) ›› “Tunnel Rats” (2008, War) Michael Paré, Mitch Eakins. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “Sirens” (1994) Hugh Grant. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Shadow Zone: My Teacher”

“The Amateurs” (2005, Comedy) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Racing Daylight” (2007) Melissa Leo. ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Mad About Mambo” (S) ››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Lost in Translation” (2003) Bill Murray. ‘R’ (CC)

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›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) Jim Rome on Showtime (:45) ›› “BloodRayne: The Third Reich” (2010) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Stone Angel” (2007, Drama) Ellen Burstyn. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Citizen Ruth” (1996) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “The Samaritan” (2012) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ (:10) ›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe. (:35) ›› “Cut” (2000, Horror) Molly Ringwald. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Soulkeeper” (2001, Horror) Rodney Rowland, Robert Davi. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Mafia!” (1998, Comedy) Jay Mohr. ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Trees Lounge” (1996) Steve Buscemi. (S) ‘R’

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››› “It’s Always Fair Weather” (1955) Gene Kelly, Dan Dailey. (CC)

››› “Our Man in Havana” (1960) Alec Guinness, Burl Ives. (CC) ›› “Autumn Leaves” (1956, Drama) Joan Crawford, Cliff Robertson. (CC) ›› “The George Raft Story” (1961) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Supernatural (S) ››› “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001) (:45) ›› “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider”(:45) ›› “Race to Witch Mountain”PreviewSmallville (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularTeenCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney

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› “Chernobyl Diaries” (2012) Ingrid Bols Berdal. ‘R’ › “200 Cigarettes” (1999) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “I Heart Huckabees” (2004) Jason Schwartzman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Road to El Dorado” (2000) (MAX) “Kingpin” (S) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) › “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

The Jump Off Sin City Diaries Feature 4: Luck Is a Lady A compilation of episodes. (CC) (:45) ›››› “L.A. Confidential” (1997, Crime Drama) Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Mo’ Better Blues” (1990, Drama) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Cutting Edge” ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The 2013 AVN Awards (N) SuicideGirls Gigolos (CC) Nurse Jackie “The Tortured” (2010) Erika Christensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“That’s What She Said” (2012) Anne Heche. ‘R’ (CC) › “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC)

›› “Payback” (1999, Action) Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “About Cherry” (2012) Ashley Hinshaw. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:45) › “Brake” (2012, Action) Stephen Dorff, Chyler Leigh. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(:05) “Bikini Airways” (2002) Regina Russell. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “The Confidant” (2010, Suspense) Boris Kodjoe. ‘NR’

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(EWTN) Mother AngelicaConcilio Vaticano II: Second CouncilLiving RightCampusThe Daily MassReligionSavoringEldest Daughter of ChurchSolemn Mass of Pentecost From Rome (N) (Live) Rosary (FAM) Sorcerer ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (2010) ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale. PaidPaidHang PaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

(FSN) MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins Spotlight VikingsWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Red Sox at Twins Spotlight VikingsUEFAGame StuntCar Warriors (S) (FX) “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”UFC: Belfort vs. Rockhold (N) (Live) ››› “Live Free or Die Hard” (2007, Action) Bruce Willis. UFC: Belfort vs. Rockhold BiasedTwo PaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, Third Round. From Irving, Texas. Golf Central ››› “Tin Cup” (1996) Kevin Costner. An undisciplined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf European PGA Tour Golf

(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Cycling Tour of California, Stage 7. (N) NHL LiveNHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. NHL LiveCycling IndyCar Poker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMartinWildLiFisher.

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(SPIKE) “Indiana Jones & the Temple” ››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) (S) ›› “Eraser” (1996) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidHang PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Riverworld (CC) Riverworld (CC) “Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon”Defiance PaidPaid (TBN) “Passion-Christ”In Touch Hour of PowerGraham Classic ›››› “Going My Way” (1944) Bing Crosby. HistoryOak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Lucado (TBS) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangMen at Work Last Laugh? ›› “The Replacements” (2000, Comedy) Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones. (CC)

› “Wild Wild West” (1999, Action) Will Smith, Kevin Kline. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedFriends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison” (1957)

›››› “Bride of Frankenstein” (1935) Boris Karloff.

››› “The Private Life of Henry VIII” (1933) (CC) (:15) ››› “Murder by Death” (1976, Comedy) Peter Falk, Peter Sellers. (CC) (12:15) ›› “Passport to Destiny” (1944) (CC)

›› “Below the Belt” (1980) Regina Baff, Mildred Burke. (:15) ››› “...All the Marbles” (1981, Comedy) Peter Falk, Vicki Frederick. (:15) ››› “Ten Little Indians” (CC) (TLC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedFour Houses (N) Surreal Estate (N) To Be AnnouncedFour Houses (S) Surreal Estate (S) To Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “We Were Soldr” ››› “G.I. Jane” (1997) Demi Moore. (CC) ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002) Mel Gibson. (12:15) ››› “Flags of Our Fathers” (2006, War) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Underdog” (2007) Jim Belushi HomeFam GuyFam GuyCleveDynaBoonBleachNaruto1 PieceSoul IGPXEureka 7Thundr.TitanFullmetalCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Mega RV CountMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMysteries-MuseumGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMysteries-MuseumNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout “Rats!” To Be AnnouncedMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingTo Be AnnouncedMost ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) NCIS “Rule FiftyOne” (S) (CC) NCIS “Spider and the Fly” (S) (CC) NCIS Tracking the Port-to-Port killer. NCIS “Pyramid” (S) (CC) (DVS) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell. Three coworkers unite to help their buddy get a sex life. (CC)

WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC)

House “Wilson” (S) (CC) House “The Down Low” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at NineBones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockChrisChris ››› “Chicago” (2002, Musical) WorldPaid

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (:15) ››› “Moonrise Kingdom” (2012, Drama) Bruce Willis. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Heart and Rush. (N) (S) Family Tree (S)

Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

››› “Moonrise Kingdom” (2012) Bruce Willis. ‘PG-13’ (:40) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “Manhunt” (2013) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Breakin” (MAX) (5:30) ›› “For a Good Time, Call...”

›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Jump Off (:45) “Hidden Treasures” (2013, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. Earth comes under attack from a superior alien force.

(:20) ›› “Fled” (1996) Laurence Fishburne. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Nude Bomb” (1980) ‘PG’ (SHOW)

››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:15) Boxing Lamont Peterson vs. Lucas Martin Matthysse. (N) (Live) (:45) All Access Jim Rome on Showtime Gigolos (CC) The Borgias (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie Tommy Chong Presents ››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Why Stop Now?” (2012) Jesse Eisenberg. ‘R’ (TMC) (5:55) ›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (1998) Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(9:50) › “The Breed” (2006) Michelle Rodriguez. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) › “The Breed” (2006) Michelle Rodriguez. ‘R’ (CC)

› “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) Bill Bellamy. (:35) ››› “Tabloid” (2010, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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