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“Crackle,” www.crackle.com
The digital network, a property of Sony Pictures Entertainment, offers films and TV shows from the Sony library, along with original programming, from a base in Culver City, Calif. The 33rd Annual Telly Awards — honoring film and video productions; Web ads, videos and films; and local, regional and cable TV ads and shows — recently honored Crackle’s original comedy show “Issues” (starring Ron Livingston) with two Silver Awards and gave a Bronze Award each to the original shows “Held Up” and “Backwash.”
• What are you currently reading?
“Tina Fey’s ‘Bossypants’ and the Steve Jobs biography. I love true stories and learning how people got from point A to point B.”
• What did you have for dinner last night?
“I had a chopped seafood salad at a place called Ocean Prime in Dallas, and it was delicious. I ate there with Tabatha Coffey from Bravo.”
• What is your next project?
“I’d like to make ‘Invention Hunters’ a household name. And I’m painting my condo. Does that qualify as a project?”
• When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“My last vacation was last year, and I went to India for two weeks. The Indian culture has always fascinated me, and I love Indian food – it was a vacation that totally did not disappoint.”
“Facebook: Justin Bieber,” www.facebook.com/JustinBieber
Pop sensation Justin Bieber is one of many artists and bands whose Facebook pages are taking advantage of the new Listen button, which gives fans an easy way to listen to music through their favorite playback services — such as Spotify and MOG — directly from Facebook pages. After the fan clicks on the button, the music service the person uses most frequently will begin playing the band or artist’s most popular songs.
“Mashable: Social TV Charts,” mashable.com/follow/ topics/social-tv-charts/
Back on April Fool’s, a joke report circulated that ratings powerhouse Nielsen was going to abandon its people-meter system in favor of rating shows by Facebook Likes and Twitter mentions. You laugh, but those days may not be so far off. Each week, Web-centric site Mashable posts an infographic tracking which shows are getting the most social-media buzz, from “SpongeBob SquarePants” and “Game of Thrones” to “American Idol,” “The Voice” and “The Simpsons.”
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››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Burning Plain” (2008, Drama) Charlize Theron. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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› “Death Wish 3” (1985) Charles Bronson, Deborah Raffin. (CC)
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››› “Tin Cup” (1996, Comedy) Kevin Costner. An undisciplined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open. (CC)
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›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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(:15) ››› “The Return of the Living Dead” (1985) Clu Gulager. ‘R’ (CC)
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(:40) ›› “Sonny” (2002, Drama) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ›››› “Terms of Endearment” (1983) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Beastly” (2011)
››› “The Green Mile” (1999) Tom Hanks. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (S) ‘R’
“Devil’s Playground” (2010, Horror) Danny Dyer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Alonzo Bodden: Paying (:15) Gary Owen: True Story (CC) Bobcat Goldthwait(:15) Josh Blue: Sticky Change (S) (:15) ››› “Staten Island, New York” (2009) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Drive Angry” (2011) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Elephant White” (2011, Action) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Haunting Desires” (2003) Beverly Lynne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “The Honeymoon Killers” (1969) Shirley Stoler. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Perfect Game” (2008) ‘PG’
››› “Dead Again” (1991, Mystery) Kenneth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:55) ››› “Hotel Rwanda” (2004, Drama) Don Cheadle. (S) ‘PG-13’
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(:15) “Even the Rain” (2010, Drama) Luis Tosar. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “24 Hour Party People” (2002) Steve Coogan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Other Man” (2008) (S) ‘R’
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“Fear Island” (2009) Haylie Duff, Lucy Hale. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Few Options” (2011) Kenny Johnson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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(:15) ›› “Godzilla” (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:15) › “Twelve” (2010, Drama) Chace Crawford, Curtis Jackson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Camp” (2003) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Debra DiGiovanni: Single, Awkward ›› “Ceremony” (2010) Michael Angarano. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Furry” (TMC) “Saddest” (:20) ›› “The Final Cut” (2004) Robin Williams. (S) › “Hotel California” (2008) Erik Palladino. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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› “Furry Vengeance” (2010) Brendan Fraser. ‘PG’
(AMC) (4:30) “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”
››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC)
››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC)
›› “Earthquake” (1974) Charlton Heston. An architect tries to rescue his wife after an earthquake. (CC) The Killing “Off the Reservation” (S) Mad Men “The Wheel” (CC)
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TapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/OC ››› “The Interpreter” (2005) Nicole Kidman. (:35) ››› “The Interpreter” (2005) (CC) Around the WorldInterior TherapyInterior TherapyPaidPaidPaidPaidBethenny Ever (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsTo Be AnnouncedCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsTo Be AnnouncedCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) “Dodgeball: Underdog”“Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby”Katt Williams American Hustle Aziz Ansari(:15) › “Mr. Deeds” (2002) (CC) ComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(ESPN2) E:60 30 for 30 (CC) Street League Skateboarding From Kansas City, Mo.
MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at Club Deportivo Chivas USA. (N) (Live)
Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) Angelica LiveSt. Rita (Part 1 of 2) ACNLiving RightThe Journey HomeDaily MassFaithSaintsEldest Daughter of ChurchCatholicEWTN LiveGroesLifeR. CoeliRutler
(FAM) “Harry Potter” ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007) ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”
(NBCSN) To Be Announced To Be Announced Poker After DarkPoker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) VictoVictoVictoiCarly (S) RockBucket’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyTBAGrownPenguin (SPIKE) “Star Wars Ep. I” ›› “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones” (2002) (S) ››› “Crocodile Dundee” (1986) Paul Hogan. Ways Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidKitchen (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “Stealth” (2005) Premiere. “American Battleship” (2012) Premiere. › “Battle of Los Angeles” (2011) (CC) “American Battleship” (2012, Action) ›› “Elektra” (2005) Jennifer Garner. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel ›› “Generation Gap”HistoryOak VirtualChristianFinger of GodStrangerHal L.GospelHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang ›› “Old School” (2003, Comedy) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. (CC)
(:05) ›› “Road Trip” (2000) Seann William Scott, Breckin Meyer. (CC)
(:05) › “Road Trip: Beer Pong” (2009) Preston Jones, Danny Pudi. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) “Knute Rockne, All American” (1940)
››› “Wuthering Heights” (1939) Merle Oberon, Laurence Olivier. (CC)
››› “The Long Voyage Home” (1940) John Wayne, Thomas Mitchell.
›› “The Outlaw” (1943, Western) Jane Russell, Jack Buetel. (CC)
›››› “The Grapes of Wrath” (1940) Henry Fonda, Jane Darwell. (CC)
(:15) ›››› “Citizen Kane” (1941, Drama) Orson Welles. (CC) (DVS)
(:15) ››› “Gentleman Jim” (1942) (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) NBA BasketballNBA Basketball
Inside the NBA (N) ››› “Jackie Brown” (1997) Pam Grier. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner. (CC) PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Open Season” (2006, Comedy) King/HillDelocateEagleFam GuyBoonBoonBleachFullmetalDurararaKekFoolyCowboyBig OGhostBleachFullmetalDurararaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Extreme PoolsGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnForensicForensicPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnForensicForensicInsanity!PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny 3’s Company
3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS “Ex-File” (S) (CC) NCIS “Guilty Pleasure” (S) (CC) NCIS “Kill Screen” (S) (CC) NCIS A new special agent arrives.
›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC) (:31) Cheers WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ninja Kitchen Monk Murder evidence; PI license. (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsChrisChrisSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’t › “The Haunting” (1999, Horror) WorldScudder
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
24/7: Road (:45) Boxing Amir Khan vs. Lamont Peterson, Super Lightweights. (N) (S Live) (CC)
24/7: Road Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Battleship: 1st Breaking the Huddle: Integration “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) (MAX) (5:50) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) (:15) ››› “RoboCop” (1987, Science Fiction) Peter Weller. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “American Wedding” (2003) Jason Biggs. ‘NR’ (CC) Girl’s Guide (:15) “Dirty Blondes From Beyond” (2012, Adult) ‘NR’ (:40) › “My Soul to Take” (2010, Horror) Max Thieriot. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “American Psycho” (2000) Christian Bale. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Never Let Me Go” (2010, Drama) Carey Mulligan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” ‘PG’ ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) › “It’s Pat” (1994) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC)
›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Strikeforce: Barnett vs. Cormier (N) (Live) The Borgias “Day of Ashes” (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) Gary Owen: True Story (S) (CC) Bobcat Goldthwait“Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley. ‘R’
“Psych:9” (2010, Suspense) Sara Foster. Premiere. ‘R’ (:45) › “The Clinic” (2010, Suspense) Tabrett Bethell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Psych:9” (2010, Suspense) Sara Foster. ‘R’
(:05) › “The Clinic” (2010) Tabrett Bethell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “The Honeymoon Killers” (1969) Shirley Stoler. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert. (S) ‘R’ (CC)