Late Laughs

Conan

According to a new survey that just came out, 44 percent of people would rather take a longer flight that costs more than fly United Airlines. When they heard this, American Airlines said: “Done and Scientists are now claiming that every hour spent running increases your lifespan by seven hours. In other words, a majority of Americans died three years ago.

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

Well you guys, today was the deadline to file your taxes. I guess Trump got some good news this year: he got to write off the first 100 days of his presidency as a total loss.

Trump just gave an interview where he appeared to confuse Kim Jong Un with his father, Kim Jong Il. It got worse when

Trump was like, “Which one’s married to Kanye?” That’s a different Kim all together.

Chelsea Clinton recently said that when her mom travelled, she would leave her a note for every day she was gone. Though every day the note just read, “Keep an eye on your father.”

I read about a new reality dating show, where people swap phones before meeting each other. The way it works is, the person who gets a better phone never comes back.

The Late Late Show With James Corden

A high school boy in Georgia got the local police to help him stage a drug bust in order to ask a girl to prom. The cops questioned both of them about a fake bag of marijuana, then eventually gave the girl a note with a request to go to prom. The police say they loved helping the two with the prom-posal, and look forward to seeing them together on prom night when they arrest them for underage drinking.