‘Law & Order: SVU’ officers command uniform respect

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

On the screen, they’re dealing with the most hideous aspects of humanity.When the director yells cut, the actors from “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” leave the rapes and murders their characters encounter and fall into easy patterns established after years together.

The 12th season closes Wednesday, May 18, a pretty remarkable run for a spinoff. On a recent drizzly day in the expanse that is Manhattan’s Chelsea Piers, the cast finishes one episode and begins the season finale, the 24th of the year. Official word had not yet come from NBC as to whether this would be renewed.

“We’re not going anywhere,” says Richard Belzer, who plays Detective John Munch.“The show makes too much money for other people.”

“You know that cha-ching sound?” adds Ice-T, who plays Detective Odafin “Fin”Tutuola. “It’s (creator) Dick Wolf’s cash register.”

Ice-T is playing a video game in his dressing room when Belzer pokes his head in.They’re very different guys, but playing partners all these years gives them a deep bond.

“We don’t finish each other’s sentences,” Belzer says.“We just look at each other, and whole paragraphs are finished.” They’ve played partners for 11 years, which Belzer notes “is longer than my first two marriages combined.”

Ice-T is convinced they’re all playing heightened versions of themselves.

“Chris is definitely an angry white man,” Ice-T says of Christopher Meloni, who plays Detective Elliot Stabler.“Fin is really Ice-T, if I was a cop.

“I just use me,” Ice-T says.“I’m cheating, I guess. I’m a career criminal in real life.”

“He’s kidding,” Belzer interrupts.

“No, I’m not,” Ice-T says.“But to have a career criminal playing a cop, you get a cop with an interesting dynamic.You can get a player to act like a square, but a square never comes across like a player.”

Maybe, but many actors over the years have guest starred on the show, if for nothing else, to play against type. Independently, many cite Carol Burnett as a favorite. She knew the crew’s names before she stepped on set.

By now, this is a fabled set. In the courtroom, always the second half of the original “Law & Order,” two floor tiles, invisible to viewers, reveal special moments. One reads, “On this spot Gregory Hines danced for us 2/4/03.”The late, great tapper played a defense attorney.

Another states:“A striped bass blew up on this spot 3/3/11.”

John Stamos guest starred in an episode in which someone was killed with a scuba diver’s knife that pumps out explosive gas. A bass (an already dead bass, the publicist notes) was blown up during rehearsals to replicate how the knife could be used. Pieces of the huge fish splattered everywhere.

“SVU” moved into this studio full-time when “Law & Order” was abruptly canceled last year. There are a few vestiges from the first show, beginning with Dann Florek, who has played Capt. Donald Cragen since 1990.

He recalls a line from the audition for the pilot:“Fellows, you’ve got to find me something. I’m getting my butt barbecued,” Florek says.

With that he launched a career as a man who rarely tightens his tie and sits behind a desk with a signed baseball in a Lucite cube. Incidentally, though Cragen is a Mets fan, the ball is signed by crew members.

Over the years viewers learned that Cragen’s wife, a flight attendant, was killed in a crash.“I got the call she was al- woman. Lucky asked Jason to not take revenge on Luke. Krissy wondered why her herbal supplements didn’t match the online images. Carly asked Shawn to assassinate Anthony, but he refused.

One Life to Live

Natalie listened to Marty’s taped confession to changing Liam’s paternity test.Tess and Cutter realized their relationship was based on spite. Kelly found a crazed Marty in John’s room. Kelly grabbed a knife while Marty brandished a broken bottle. Cutter admitted that he married Tess to get the Buchanan money. Natalie looked for John but only found a note directing her to the roof, where Marty awaited. The Young and the Restless Chloe and Kevin became prime suspects in Jana’s death. Nick was infuriated when he saw Adam in Sharon’s apartment. Nikki thanked Victor for persuading Michael to no longer serve as Phyllis’ lawyer, and they ended up making love. Diane found them and snapped a photo of the two lovers with her cellphone camera. ways expecting” of a spouse dying on the job, Florek says.

Fans also know he was a Green Beret, and when Detective Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) was being stalked, Cragen handily took down the perp.

“The old, bald guy knows what’s going on,” he says.

Florek says he still likes his character, and Meloni feels the same way about Stabler.

“I’ve always thought the mood of him was the quiet hero,” Meloni says of Stabler.“He is a flawed guy. He has taken on the code of honor to protect and serve. It’s indelibly tattooed on his brain.”

“At the end of the day, he has a heroic core, or a heroic thread,” Meloni says.“He is the best kind of hero. He is not going to bust through the wall with two guns blazing. He lived up to the best part of himself. In the end, his trademark is the core.”

As is his partner, Benson. Hargitay isn’t on set; she’s adopting a baby. Still, the season’s two final episodes run on schedule.

Though not a typical cliffhanger, the aim is to make the season enders a bit bigger, says writer Dan Truly. And contract negotiations are ongoing; if actors don’t return, the finale would leave plausible reasons for why their characters are absent.

In the season finale, Truly says, what begins as a purse snatching leads to a multiple murder.The person on a shooting spree admits the gun was $300.

“Guns are such a force multiplier,”Truly says.“An evil intention, or bad mood, or mental

Solution

ACROSS

1.Role on “CSI:Miami”(2)

9.Yes, to Brigitte Bardot

10.Skin lotion ingredient

11.Linden or Holbrook

13.Remove fasteners from 15.Word in the title of Drew’s show

17.Role on “CSI: NY” (2)

18.“That’s __ Raven” (2003-07)

20.Initials for Sheriff Andy Taylor’s portrayer

21.“Grease:You’re the __ That I Want”; ’07 show 23.“Alice”spinoff 24.Ms.Thurman

25.Commotion

26.Prefix for vision or view

29.Promo

30.“Dateline NBC” anchor (2)

34.Miss __;“Dallas”role

36.Fragrance

38.Daniel __ Kim

39.Number of seasons for “King of the Hill”

42.Four-star officer:abbr.

43.Actor on “30

›› “Constantine” (2005)

››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. (CC)

››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. (CC)

››› “Bull Durham” (1988, Romance-Comedy) Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins. Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) I’m Alive “Saved” Animal NightmaresRiver Monsters (S) River MonstersAnimal NightmaresRiver Monsters (S) River MonstersI’m Alive “Saved” Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) River MonstersBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/OCHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmMatchm (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportSupermarketsBiography-CNBCBiography-CNBCMad MoneyBiography-CNBCBiography-CNBCPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995) Chris Farley. SunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertWork.FturamaFturamaSunnyDailyColbert“Cheech-Chong”ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperHogs Gone WildAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperHogs Gone WildOverhaulin’ (CC) PaidPaidPaidSmileTriVitaPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Good Good WizardsPhineasGood DeckGood Good WizardsWizardsHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N)

Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialFashionThe ChelseaE! NewsFashionThe The ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Mike the Morning (N)

Daily MassThe Journey HomeFirst RosaryThe World OverRomeWomen Daily MassThe Journey HomeAngelica LiveGalleryFaithTheater-WordBackChurchOriginalHistory (FAM) Secret-TeenSecret-TeenMake It or Break ItSecret-TeenThe 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerPaid

(FSN) World Poker Tour:BaseballSpotlightTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners. (Live) Twins Final ScrAction SportsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Two Two › “Jumper” (2008) Hayden Christensen. › “Jumper” (2008) Hayden Christensen. Rescue Me Fire. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) The Golf Fix (N) (Live)

GolfNow Miami Big Break World of Golf Big Break Indian Wells (N) The Golf Fix Golf Central Learning Center World of Golf Big Break Indian Wells The Golf Fix Golf Fitness Learning Center Paid Program GolfMen’s Health Paid Program Gary McCord Rocco Mediate Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHousePropertyPropertyHouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.HouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCurb

(HIST) To Be AnnouncedPawnPawnAmerican PickersPawnPawnHow the StatesPawnPawnAmerican PickersPawnPawnHow the StatesPaidPaidPaidPaidProstatePaid (LIFE) (5:00) “Confined” ››› “Do You Know Me” (2009) (CC) Vanished, BethMotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Jail (N) Jail (N) Jail (N) Jail (N) ››› “A Bronx Tale” (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro. (S) ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence. (S) MANEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ››› “Total Recall” (1990) Star Trek:NextSanctuary (N) (S) Star Trek:NextSanctuary (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) Stargate AtlantisMasters of HorrorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CameronRod P.BehindChironnaFranklinDuplanPraise the Lord (CC) OsteenP. StoneV’ImpeChangPraise the Lord (CC)

DianneHistoryFacingWom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight ›› “A Perfect Murder” (1998) Michael Douglas, Gwyneth Paltrow. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “Young Mr. Lincoln” (1939)

››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (1960, ComedyDrama) Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin. (:15) ›› “Viva Las Vegas” (1964) Elvis Presley, Ann-Margret. (CC) (DVS)

›› “The Las Vegas Story” (1952) Jane Russell. (CC) (:45) ›› “Painting the Clouds With Sunshine” (1951) Dennis Morgan.

M*A*S*H

›› “Meet Me in Las Vegas” (1956, Musical) Dan Dailey, Cyd Charisse. (CC) Undr Influence › “The Big Shot” (1932, Comedy) (TLC) Fabulous CakesExtreme Extreme Fabulous CakesQuintsQuintsExtreme Extreme Fabulous CakesQuintsQuintsFabulous CakesBodyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Miami Heat. (N) NBARizzoli & IslesCSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Memphis BeatCold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyGumballAdvenMAD (N) King-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) No ReservationNo ReservationOff Limits (CC) No ReservationNo ReservationOff Limits (CC) No ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...Disorder in theDisorder in theDisorder in theMost DaringDisorder in theDisorder in theDisorder in theMost DaringThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family ››› “Crocodile Dundee” (1986, Comedy) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) M*A*S*H (CC)

(USA) NCIS Gibbs finds a cryptic message. WWE Tough Enough (N) (S)

Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC)

WWE Tough Enough (S) (CC)

Crime Scene Investigation (S)

Crime Scene Investigation (S)

›› “The Marksman” (2005, Action)

Snipes, Tim Abell. (CC)

& Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program

& Order: Special Victims Unit (VS) HockeyNHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) HockeyAdvenCyclingWorld Extreme CagefightingCyclingProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisFunny VideosNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Monsters vs. Aliens” Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden (S)

› “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(11:50) ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) (S) ‘R’ ›› “She Creature” (2001) Rufus Sewell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden

(:15) › “Catch That Kid” (2004) (MAX) (5:30) › “Half Past Dead” (2002)

(:15) › “What a Girl Wants” (2003) Amanda Bynes. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Predators” (2010, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Housewives From Another World” (S)

(12:10) ›› “Blame It on Rio” (1983, Comedy) Michael Caine.‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) ›› “Universal Soldier”

(1992) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) › “Tarzan and the Lost City” (1998) ‘PG’ (CC)

“It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” (SHOW) “Hugh Hefner: Playboy” Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) The Borgias “The Art of War” (iTV) Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara The Borgias “The Art of War” (iTV) “The Chaos Experiment” (2009) Val Kilmer. iTV. (S) ‘R’ “Triage” (2009, Drama) Colin Farrell. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “K-19: The Widowmaker” (2002, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Order of Chaos” (2009) Rhys Coiro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“The Tournament” (2009) Robert Carlyle. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” (2006) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:10) › “Remember the Daze” (2007) Amber Heard, Alexa Vega. iTV. (S) ‘R’

(:05) ›› “Backfire” (1987) Karen Allen. (S) ‘R’

(:40) ›› “Crashing” (2007) Campbell Scott. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Gooby” (2009) Matthew Knight. (S)

(4:55) “See You in September” (2010) (TMC) (4:45) ›› “Jennifer Eight” (1992)

TUESDAY EVENING MAY 17, 2011

(AMC) (4:30) “The Chronicles of Riddick” ››› “The

Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters revolt against machines. (CC) ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters revolt against machines. (CC)

›› “1941” (1979, Comedy) John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Lorraine Gary. (:45) › “Gold Raiders” (1951) George O’Brien. (CC) Paid Program TriVita Nopalea (AP) Shouldn’t Be AlivePlanet Earth Extremes (S) Planet Earth (CC) Planet Earth Extremes (S) Planet Earth (CC) Shouldn’t Be AliveWhale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Planet Earth (CC) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) OCHousewives/OCHousewives/NJPregnant in HeelsHousewives/OCHousewives/NJPregnant in HeelsHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportFord: Rebuilding60 Minutes on60 Minutes onMad Money60 Minutes on60 Minutes onPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers

MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0Daniel ToshTosh.0MacdonDailyColbertTosh.0MacdonFturamaSunnyDailyColbertTosh.0Daniel ToshComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchAmerican ChopperDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchAmerican ChopperDeadliest JobPopoffPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) Good Good ›› “High School Musical” (2006) Good Good WizardsWizardsHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialKendraKendraChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

AudienceCatholicOriginalJose

(FAM) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosThe 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ.MeyerAmazing

(FSN) StoriesMLS SoccerTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners. (Live) Twins Final ScrWorld Poker Tour:PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Two Two › “Max Payne” (2008) Mila Kunis › “Max Payne” (2008) Mila Kunis ›› “Premonition” (2007, Suspense) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) School of Golf Inside PGA ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald. Big Break Indian Wells Golf Central Inside PGA ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald. School of Golf Inside PGA Champions Paid Program Men’s Health Walk Fit Plat. Paid Program Gary McCord Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertyHouseHuntersPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHouseHuntersPropertyPropertyFirst Pla.First Pla.TriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidYard (HIST) To Be AnnouncedLarry the CableLarry the CableHow the StatesHow the EarthLarry the CableLarry the CableHow the StatesHow the EarthPaidPaidPaidPaidBodyPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnAmerican PickersAmerican PickersComing HomeMotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) RepoRepoRepoRepoAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionRepoAuctionWays Ways MANMANAmazing VideoEntouMANPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “The Rocketeer” ›› “The Golden Compass” (2007) (CC) ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley. Stargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Copperhead” (2008) Brad Johnson. PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CrossRod P.BehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) ACLJDinoFull ChangPraise the Lord (CC) Miracles ArndNelsonWom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

ConanLopez Tonight ››› “Lethal Weapon” (1987, Action) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Some of the Best MGM productions.

›››› “National Velvet” (1944, Drama) Mickey Rooney. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›› “International Velvet” (1978, Drama) Tatum O’Neal, Christopher Plummer. (CC) ›› “Black Beauty” (1946, Drama) Mona Freeman. (CC)

››› “Snowfire” (1958, Drama) Molly McGowan.

›› “Casey’s Shadow” (1978) Walter Matthau, Alexis Smith. (CC) The MGM Story“DayBank” (TLC) Fattest Man600 Pound MomHalf-Ton Mom (S) Extreme Extreme 600 Pound MomHalf-Ton Mom (S) Extreme Extreme Fattest ManPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Memphis BeatCold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “War Zone” (TOON) JohnnyScoobyLooneyHoleKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Bruce Willis, Mos Def. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) PregameNHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) HockeyAdvenCyclingWEC WrekCageIndyCar WeekCyclingPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) › “The Fourth Kind” (CC) ››› “How to Train Your Dragon” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Bridesmaids REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (N) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

“Cinema Verite” (2011) Diane Lane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) Treme (S) (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:40) ››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Robert Klein: Unfair Broad Street (MAX) (5:30) ››› “The Hangover” (2009) (:15) ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Catwoman” (2004) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) Femme Fatales (S) (CC) Zane’s Sex Chronicles “Climax” (S) (CC)

›› “Volunteers” (1985, Comedy) Tom Hanks, John Candy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ››› “Spider” (2002) Ralph Fiennes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air)

(SHOW) (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara DiaryCall Girl › “I Hate Valentine’s Day” (2009) Nia Vardalos.‘PG-13’

›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “A Boy and His Dog” (1975) Don Johnson.‘R’ (CC)

(:15) › “Fist of the North Star” (1995) Costas Mandylor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ›› “Lost Voyage” (2001) Judd Nelson.‘R’ (CC) ››› “Posse”

››› “World’s Greatest Dad” (2009) Robin Williams. (:45) ›› “Fool for Love” (1985, Drama) Sam Shepard. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Count of Monte Cristo” (1975) Richard Chamberlain. “Remembr” (TMC) (5:20) “Night of the Living Dead” ‘NR’ ›› “The City of Your Final Destination” (2007) Omar Metwally. (S) ‘PG-13’ ter Call Saul”

(AP) Untamed-UncutRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) Hogs Gone WildRiver Monsters (S) Hogs Gone WildRiver MonstersUntamed-UncutRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) Hogs Gone WildBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Top Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersHousewives/OCPregnant in HeelsHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMind of GoogleAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertChapChapSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkWork.DailyColbertSouth PkWork.FturamaSunnyDailyColbertWork.ChapChapComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (N) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Overhaulin’ (CC) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) Good Good ›› “High School Musical 2” (2007) Good Good WizardsWizardsHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialWhat’s Eating YouChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) (CC) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (Live) (CC) NBASportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) MLB Baseball Teams TBA.(CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Women’s Soccer United States vs. Japan. From Cary, N.C. (N) (Live) (CC) 30 for 30SportsNation (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) SportsNation (CC) NASCAR Now SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintsRosaryEWTN PresentsFaithWomen

Card 19th HolePaid Program GolfMen’s Health Walk Fit Plat. Paid Program Paid Program 19th HoleGolf Central (HGTV) HuntersHousePropertyPropertyIncomePropertyHouseHuntersHuntersIncomeIncomePropertyHouseHuntersHuntersIncomePropertyPropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCurb (HIST) To Be AnnouncedMountedMountedMountedMountedMountedMountedTougher in AlaskaMountedMountedMountedMountedMountedMountedTougher in AlaskaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnThe First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) Vanished, BethMotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) BrainSponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) Ultimate FighterRepoRepoUltimate FighterWays Ways MANMANAmazing VideoEntouMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Fact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedGhost Hunters (S) HollyHollyStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Hellhounds” (2009) Scott Elrod. (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindBibleWhiteV’ImpePraise the Lord (CC) EasterDuplanHistoryChangPraise the Lord (CC) BackBibleDifferWom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens There Yet? There Yet? Meet the Browns Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight › “Speed 2: Cruise Control” (1997, Action) Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe. (CC) Interstitial Filler MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) “I Died a Thousand Times”

››› “The Wolf Man” (1941) Lon Chaney Jr. (CC)

›››› “The Prisoner of Zenda” (1937, Adventure) Ronald Colman. (CC)

››› “The Story of Will Rogers” (1952) Will Rogers Jr., Jane Wyman.

›› “Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid” (1973, Western) James Coburn. (:45) ›› “Bad Lands” (1939) Robert Barrat.

›› “Son of the Border” (1933) (:15) ›› “Escape in the Desert” (TLC) Spouse vs. HouseLottery ChangedExtreme Extreme Spouse vs. HouseExtreme Extreme Spouse vs. HouseLottery ChangedSpouse vs. HousePaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) Bones Fragments. PregameNBA BasketballInside the NBA (N) Certain AgeCertain AgeCertain AgeNBA BasketballPreviewAngel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodBreakFoodFoodFoodFoodConConFoodFoodFoodFoodConConFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost DaringRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost DaringThe InvestigatorsForensicRemovalPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond

“Toxic”(S) (CC)

“Faith”(S) (CC) NCIS “Moonlighting” (S) (CC) NCIS “Obsession” (S) (CC) NCIS Reopened investigation. (CC)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. James Bond plays poker with a man who finances terrorists. (CC)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS)

AdvenAdvenAdvenAdven ›› “Youngblood” (1986) Rob Lowe. Cycling ›› “Youngblood” (1986) Rob Lowe. CyclingProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Florida Marlins. (N) (CC) News at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Treme (S) (CC)

››› “Lost in Translation” (2003) Bill Murray.‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “Rush” (1991) Jason Patric. Narcotics officer lovers get hooked on drugs in Texas. (3:50) ››› “The Grey Zone” (2001) David Arquette. “Wayne’s2” (MAX) (5:35) ›› “The Transporter” (CC) (:15) ›› “Basic” (2003, Suspense) John Travolta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Predators” (2010, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(10:50) “Forbidden Science: Endless Possibilities” (2009) (:45) Femme Fatales (S) (CC)

› “Land of the Lost” (2009) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Charlie Valentine” (2009, Drama) Raymond J. Barry. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Lonely Street” (2009, Comedy) Jay Mohr. (S) ‘R’

(:35) “Assassin in Love” (2007) Damian Lewis.‘PG-13’

››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz. (S) ‘R’

(:35) ›› “First Monday in October” (1981) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Creation” (2009, Biography) Paul Bettany. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) Desk Set (CC) “FernGully: The Last Rainforest” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Remember Me” (CC) U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Inside NASCAR Penn & Teller The Borgias “The Art of War” (iTV) Inside NASCAR Gigolos (iTV) (S) The Borgias “The Art of War” (iTV) “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother” (:45) ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen. iTV. (S) ‘R’ The Godfathers of Comedy (CC) “I Do & I Don’t” (2007) Jane Lynch. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:05) ›› “Creation” (2009) (CC)

THURSDAY EVENING MAY 19, 2011

(4:00) “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”

››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. (CC)

››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. (CC) The Killing New evidence is found. (S) (:02) ›› “Sixteen Candles” (1984, Comedy) Molly Ringwald. (CC) The Killing New evidence is found. (S) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Life “Plants”(S) Fatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsFatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsLife “Plants”(S) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) ConfessionsBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/OCHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmTop (CNBC) The Kudlow Report ››› “Enron:The Smartest Guys in the Room”MillionsMad MoneyTom Brokaw Reports: Boomer$!PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkTosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0FturamaSunnyDailyColbertMacdonLewis BlackComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchRiver Monsters (S) Swords: LifeDeadliest CatchRiver Monsters (S) Swords: LifeOverhaulin’ (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) Good Good “High School Musical 3: Senior Year”Good Good WizardsWizardsHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialPrettyPrettyChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidFlat AbsPaid (ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterNBA CountdownNBA BasketballSportsCenter (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA BasketballSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Football Live NFL Live (N) SportsNation (CC) Football Live Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter Football Live Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) NBA Tonight (N) SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Daily MassThe World OverCrossingRosaryThe World OverDefendWomen Daily MassLife on the RockOctavaBiblicalGalleryCatholicThreshold of HopeQuestFor GodOriginalChoices

(FAM) Still Stnd ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) Rupert Grint The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?TriVitaPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidTriVitaPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChang

Due Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics. Twins Final ScrTable TennisFinal ScrFinal ScrDue

Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, First Round. From Colonial Country Club in FortWorth, Texas.

(HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.SellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersSellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst

(NICK) BrainSponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisHomeHomeHomeHomeFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) TNA Wrestling (N) (S)

MANMANMANMANTrailersMANThe Shield (CC) EntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Star Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Star MonsterMonster“Mammoth” (2006) Tom Skerritt. (CC) Early Edition (S) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodRod P.BehindDavid J.WinningY’r DayPraise the Lord (CC) Holy PraiseJeffreyChangPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointDr Wom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens

›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage.Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

ConanLopez TonightConanLopez Tonight ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage.Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Side Street” (1950) (CC)

››› “Million Dollar Mermaid” (1952) Esther Williams, Victor Mature. (CC)

›› “Skirts Ahoy!” (1952) Esther Williams, Joan Evans, Vivian Blaine. (CC)

›› “Dangerous When Wet” (1953) Esther Williams. (:45) ››› “Easy to Love” (1953) Esther Williams, Van Johnson. (CC) ›› “Jupiter’s Darling” (1955) Esther Williams.(CC)

(:15) MGM Parade“You Can’t Take It With You” (1938) (TLC) PawnPawnPolice WomenPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPawnPawnPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) ››› “Signs” (2002) Mel Gibson. CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Memphis BeatCold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) GumballAdvenRegularMADKing/HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleSouthiesSquidbillKing/HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s

& Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) PregameNHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) HockeyAdvenCyclingWorld Extreme CagefightingCyclingPaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) Bridesmaids Treme (S) (CC) Taxicab Confessions REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)

››› “Prizzi’s Honor” (1985) Jack Nicholson, Kathleen Turner. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) Jackie Earle Haley.‘R’

(3:55) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987) Eddie Murphy. “Shadrach” (S) (MAX) (5:20) ››› “The Informant!” (2009) (:15) ›› “Starsky & Hutch” (2004, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel. (:45) “Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Wars” (2010) Jenae Alt.‘NR’ (12:15) ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Laurel Canyon” (2002) Frances McDormand. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Cairo Time” (2009) Patricia Clarkson.‘PG’ (CC)

››› “A Single Man” (2009) Colin Firth. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45)

››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“The Hills Have Thighs” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’

››› “Mayor of the Sunset Strip” (2003) Premiere. (S) ‘R’

(:05) ›› “Grind” (1996) Adrienne Shelly. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Knowing” (S)

›› “Race With the Devil” (1975) Peter Fonda.‘PG’ (CC) “Sinbad: Legend” (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) ››› “Adventureland” (2009) Jesse Eisenberg. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Nurse Jackie DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (N) DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (S) “Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel” (2009) Hugh M. Hefner.‘R’ (CC) (:35) Nick Cannon: Mr. Showbiz (CC) (:45) › “Remember the Daze” (2007) Amber Heard, Alexa Vega. iTV. (S) ‘R’ ›› “Spoken Word” (2009) Kuno Becker. iTV.‘NR’ (TMC) (5:45) › “Miss Conception” (2008) Heather Graham.‘R’

Dusk Till Dawn” (1996) Harvey Keitel, George Clooney. (CC) the World Ended” (1956) (CC)

Minute Mv The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) Killer OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksApocalypseKiller OutbreaksApocalypseKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksWhale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) ApocalypseBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NJHousewives/NYCMovieMovieHousewives/NYCPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/OC

(CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) Apocalypse 2012Mad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers

MorganBusiness TodayPiers

MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0ComedyComedyLewis BlackComedyComedySouth PkSouth Pk ››› “Van Wilder: Freshman Year”“American Pie Presents: Beta House”PaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (N) BrothersBrothersDual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) BrothersBrothersMonster TrackerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) Good Good “Lemonade Mouth” (2011) Adam Hicks DeckDeckDeckDeckGood Good Good Good Phineas ›› “Brink!” (1998) (CC) CharlieLittleMoversChugJungleBabar

(E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialThe E Spec.ChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterCollege SoftballBaseball TonightSportsCenter (Live) (CC) NBASportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Softball NFL Live (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Boxing Friday Night Fights. Joel Julio vs. Antoine Smith. From Newark, N.J. MMA Live (N) NASCAR Now (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) SportsNation (CC) NASCAR Now 30 for 30SportsNation (CC) AFL Premiership Football Richmond vs. Essendon. (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryThe World OverRomeWomen Daily MassLife on the RockParableDefendVaticanNFPJoy MuSaintsEWTN PresentsOriginalSwear

(FAM) ››› “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002) Daniel Radcliffe. The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe

Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, Second Round. From Colonial Country Club in FortWorth, Texas.

HuntersHouseHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaid (HIST) To Be AnnouncedAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriInspector AmericaAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriInspector AmericaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaid (NICK) BrainiCarly (S) Big TimeVictoChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersJimmyRugrats (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Coal (S) MANMAN“A Dangerous Man” (2009, Action) (S) MANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Star Trek III”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) UrbanLegendsStar Trek: NextUrbanLegendsStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate SG-1 (S) ››› “Dog Soldiers” (2002, Horror) DarksideDarksidePaidPaid (TBN) Sup.Rod P.BehindLindseyOsteenPricePraise the Lord (CC) Life FoPrinceClementChangCelebrityFirst The Times 2XtremeImpactStoriesStoryCherubPaha (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens

›› “Confessions of a Shopaholic” (2009, Comedy) Isla Fisher. Premiere.

›› “Mamma Mia!” (2008) Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan. (CC) (:15) ›› “Must Love Dogs” (2005) Diane Lane, John Cusack. (:15) ›› “Something to Talk About” (1995, Comedy-Drama) Julia Roberts, Dennis Quaid. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ›› “Bell, Book and Candle”

››› “Picnic” (1955, Drama) William Holden, Kim Novak. (CC)

››› “Splendor in the Grass” (1961) Natalie Wood, Warren Beatty.(CC) (:15) ››› “All Fall Down” (1962, Drama) Warren Beatty. (CC) (DVS) (:15) “Jigoku” (1960, Horror) Shigeru Amachi, Utako Mitsuya, Yôichi Numata. “Tôkaidô Yotsuya Kaidan” (1959) Shigeru Amachi. Tear Gas-Law ›› “Bombardier” (1943, War) (TLC) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) PaidPaidPaidBodyPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) PregameNBA BasketballInside the NBA (N) › “Bait” (2000) Jamie Foxx. (CC) Memphis BeatNBA BasketballPreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) BatmanBen 10GeneraStarKing/HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Family Guy (CC) ChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Family Guy (CC) ChickenBirdmanSquidbillKing/HillKing-HillJerryLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsHurtsHurtsHurtsHurtsForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS “Aliyah”Tense reunion. (S)

NCIS Investigating a Marine’s murder.

NCIS “Patriot Down” (S) (CC)

NCIS “Rule FiftyOne” (S) (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ››› “The Patriot” (2000, War) Mel Gibson. A man and his son fight side by side in the Revolutionary War. (CC)

Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk (CC) (VS) PregameNHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) HockeyAdvenCyclingWorld Extreme CagefightingCyclingPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Boston Red Sox. (N) (CC) News at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosSingsaPeople

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (4:45) “He’s Just Not That Into You” Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Green Zone” (2010, Action) Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Trespass” (1992, Action) Bill Paxton, Ice-T. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop III” (1994) Eddie Murphy.‘R’ (CC) Max › “Catch That Kid” (2004) ‘PG’ (MAX) (:15) › “The Musketeer” (2001) Catherine Deneuve. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Splice” (2009) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC) MAX on Set (S) Femme Fatales “The Devil Wears Nada” (2010) Christine Nguyen.‘NR’

(11:50) ›› “Old School” (2003) Luke Wilson.‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Tempted” (2001) Burt Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Ride With the Devil” (1999, Historical Drama) Skeet Ulrich, Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Ice Age” (SHOW) (4:30) “Nine” ››› “The Messenger” (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Next Day Air” (2009) Donald Faison.‘R’ (CC)

›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) (S) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Fanboys” (2008) Sam Huntington.‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Hurt Locker” (2008, War) Jeremy Renner. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Dragon Fighter” (2002) Dean Cain. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:15) Gigolos DiaryCall Girl (:15) The 2011 AVN Awards (iTV) Erotic filmmaking awards. (S) (CC)

(:35) “Spiderbabe” (2003, Adult) Misty Mundae.‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Paraiso Travel” (2007) Angelica Blandon. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’

(:15) Penn & Teller: Bulls...! (iTV) (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Killer Inside Me” (2010) Casey Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Mr. Magoo” (1997) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(3:50) ›› “Nine” (2009, Musical) Daniel Day-Lewis. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (4:50) › “Up Close & Personal”

MAY 15 - 21, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 17

Cable Channels

(CC) SellSellSellSellFix-YardFix-YardFlip This HouseFlip This HouseDogDogDogDogDog

HunterDogDogParkingParkingParkingParking

The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ›› “Hang ’Em High” (1968, Western) Clint Eastwood, Inger Stevens, Ed Begley. (CC)

››› “The Cowboys” (1972) John Wayne, Roscoe Lee Browne. Rancher takes schoolboys on cattle drive. (CC)

(:15) ›› “Last of the Dogmen” (1995) Tom Berenger, Barbara Hershey. A bounty hunter probes disappearances. (CC)

›› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (CC) (AP) Human Prey (CC) Crocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogPit Boss (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) (CC) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) The Haunted (S) My Cat From Hell (BRAVO) Housewives/OCTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)

MatchmHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHouse “Big Baby” (CNBC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomYour

Pie Presents: Beta House”(:45) “Van Wilder: Freshman Year”ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs(:45) › “College”

News (N) The Daily 10E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (Live) (CC) College SoftballUpdateCollege SoftballUpdateCollege Softball

(ESPN2) AFL Premiership FootballBassmastersNBASportsNationNASCAR Now (N) College LacrosseUpdateCollege LacrosseUpdateNHRANHRA Drag Racing (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutCatholicAngelsLucyKnightsHoly Daily MassReliEuchaShowcaseChapletRosaryApol.Apol.Sunday NightLifeGod

(FAM) ›› “Nim’s Island” (2008, Adventure) ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) Rupert Grint ››› “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002) Daniel Radcliffe. “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”

(FSN) HuntFishingFisherFisherOutPaidWoodsOutDW-TVFishingDisc. Twins MLB Baseball: Twins at Diamondbacks Twins Classic 50 Greatest TwinsCollege Track and Field

(FX) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) ›› “Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem” ›› “The X-Files: I Want to Believe” (2008) › “The Happening” (2008) ››› “The Sixth Sense” (1999) Bruce Willis. “Mummy-Tomb”

(GOLF) CentralCentralPaidPaidEuropean PGA Tour GolfGolf CentralPGA Tour GolfTop 10LPGA Tour Golf (HGTV) OutdoorBlockYardYardHolmes on HomesIncomeProf.CrashersBathTo SellTo SellBlockUnsellaCash,DesignBuckSecretsCandiceSarahDearColorDesignTo Sell (HIST) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced

(LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid“Her Perfect Spouse” (2004) (CC) “Cry for Help:Thurman Story”

Future” (2010) (CC) (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBear CharityKids DooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod FriendsIshineThe HermieCaterpillrPaws Heroes-BibleNews › “For Pete’s Sake!” (1966, Drama) (TBS) Steve Harvey Steve Harvey Interstitial Filler (:20) ›› “Something to Talk About” (1995) Julia Roberts, Dennis Quaid. (:40) ››› “The Family Man” (2000, Romance-Comedy) Nicolas Cage, Tea Leoni. (CC) (:15) ›› “Mamma Mia!” (2008, Musical Comedy) Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan. According-Jim Raymond Raymond Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Bombardier” (1943)

››› “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes” (1939) ››› “Son of Kong” (1933, Adventure) Robert Armstrong. Buck Rogers Buck Rogers ›› “Tarzan’s Desert Mystery” (1943) Nancy Kelly ›› “Valley of the Kings” (1954) Robert Taylor. (CC)

›› “The Monster That Challenged the World” ››› “Junior Bonner” (1972) Steve McQueen. (CC) (:15) “The Night of the Hunter” (1955) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidHome MadeProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderSpouse vs. HouseLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery Changed

& Order (S) Certain AgeThe Closer (CC)

“Lethal Weapon” (1987) (CC)

“Lethal Weapon 2” (1989) Mel Gibson. ››› “Lethal Weapon 3” (1992) Mel Gibson. (TOON) Ben 10GeneraStarBeyPokéBakuganWheelsJohnnyHoleScoobyGarfieldGarfield“Scooby Doo”LooneyGumballScoobyDogDogJohnnyJohnnyAdvenAdven (TRAV) Food Food Food FactoriesAll Can EatFoodFoodFoodFoodLas Vegas: F.A.Q.Vegas: AdultsVegas RevealedExtreme Vegas21 Sinful VegasLas Vegas-BetsGetting Rich (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPolice VideoMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) NannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyExtreme MakeoverExtreme MakeoverExtreme MakeoverGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithSanfordSanfordSanfordSanford

Rise of

“Spy Game” (2001, Suspense) Robert Redford, Brad Pitt, Catherine McCormack. (S)

Today Camp Meeting (S)

CABLE CHANNELS

(A&E) ParkingParkingParkingParkingStorageStorageParkingParkingParkingParkingParkingParkingStorageStorageParkingParkingParkingParkingBodyPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaid (AMC) (4:00) ›› “Conan the Barbarian”

›› “Conan the Destroyer” (1984, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Grace Jones.

›› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A warrior fights snake worshippers to free a princess.

›› “Conan the Destroyer” (1984, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Grace Jones.

›› “Big Trouble in Little China” (1986) Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges (AP) My Cat From HellIt’s Me or the DogMy Cat From HellMust Love Cats (S) It’s Me or the DogMy Cat From HellMust Love Cats (S) My Cat From HellWhale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) TapeTapeExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) House (S) (CC) House “Unfaithful” House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House “Here Kitty” House “Big Baby” House (S) (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CIPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/OC (CNBC) Money DebtAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) NewsroomDon’t Fail MePiers MorganNewsroomDon’t Fail MePiers MorganNewsroomDon’t Fail MePiers MorganNewsroomPiers MorganNewsroom (COM) (5:45) › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (CC) Jeff Dunham: Spark/InsanityBilly GardellB. Bailey/RoadJeff Dunham: Spark/Insanity › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) (CC) ComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) High 2“High School Musical 3: Senior Year”Shake ItShake ItShake ItShake ItShake ItShake ItGood WizardsWizardsFish ››› “Cow Belles” (2006) CharlieLittleMoversChugJungleBabar (E!) E! News › “Billy Madison” (1995, Comedy) E! SpecialThe ChelseaE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) SportsCenter (Live) NBA CountdownNBA BasketballSportsCenter (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA BasketballSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) NHRAAuto RacingBaseball TonightMLS SoccerBaseball TonightBostonNBAAssociationSportsCenter (N) SportsCenterE:60NBAWinners

(EWTN) Angelica LiveEWTN CinemaAngelicaFr. John CorapiThe Journey HomeDaily MassFr. John CorapiGlobal ShowcaseAngelsLightEWTN LiveOriginalHeritage

(FAM) Harry ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005) Daniel Radcliffe. ››› “Jurassic Park” (1993) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMass

(FSN) College Swimming & DivingSpotlightTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Arizona Diamondbacks. Twins Final ScrBoxingWorld Poker Tour:MLB Baseball: Twins at Diamondbacks

(FX) “Mummy: Dragon Emp.”TwoTwo Two Two WildeSons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of AnarchyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) CentralEuropean PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour GolfCentralLPGA Tour GolfTop 10GolfPaidRocco MPaidGolfMcCordPaidCentralCentral

(HGTV) HuntersHouseSummerBlockSecretsAntonioHouseHouseHuntersHuntersSecretsAntonioHouseHouseHuntersHuntersSummerBlockPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (HIST) Modern MarvelsTop Gear (CC) Top Gear (CC) Top Gear (CC) Top Gear (CC) (:01) Top Gear(12:01) Top Gear(:01) Top Gear(:01) Top GearPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) “Another Man’s Wife” (2011) Premiere. “Perfect Husband: Laci”“Another Man’s Wife” (2011) (CC) MotherMotherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) NinjasBig TimeVictoMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisMattersMattersMattersMattersGrownJimmy (SPIKE) DEA (S) DEA (S) DEA (S) DEA (S) DEA (S) DEA (S) DEA “Deep Cover” DEA (S) MANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Reign of Fire” (2002) (CC) “Sinbad and the Minotaur” (2011)

›› “The 7 Adventures of Sinbad”“Sinbad and the Minotaur” (2011)

› “Minotaur” (2005) Tom Hardy. (CC) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious Mem.In TouchHour of PowerGraham ClassicHistoryTravel

››› “Chariots of Fire” (1981)

VirtualEnglishFaithFtsteps-GoliathHeroes-BiblePraiseJoniOr-der (TBS)

›› “Confessions of a Shopaholic” (2009) Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy.

›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. (CC)

››› “The Family Man” (2000, Romance-Comedy) Nicolas Cage, Tea Leoni. (CC)

›› “You’ve Got Mail” (1998, Romance-Comedy) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Parker Posey. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “The Night of the Hunter”

››› “Cat People” (1942) Simone Simon. (CC) (DVS) ››› “The Curse of the Cat People” (1944) (CC)

›› “Johnny Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” (1944)

››› “The Devil and Daniel Webster” (1941) Edward Arnold. (CC)

›› “House of Pleasure” (1952, Comedy) Jean Gabin. (:15) ›› “Mademoiselle Fifi” (1944) Simone Simon. Now Playing ››› “The Great Man Votes” (1939) (TLC)

“Wedding Crashers” (2005) (:15)

“Wedding Crashers”

Gadget”MADKing-HillKing/HillVentureFam

(TRAV) Las Vegas-ChetGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV)

(VS) Cycling Tour of California, Stage 7. Bull Riding PBR Pueblo Invitational. CyclingBull Riding PBR Pueblo Invitational. CyclingPaidPaidPaidKnifePaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Funny VideosNews at NineScrubsMotherSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbSouth