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Sports this week
FSN Unscripted (0:30)
NBCSN ITF Tennis Classics 2006 French Open. From Stade Roland Garros-- Paris, France (3:00)
9:30 p.m. FSN Unscripted (0:30)
10:00 p.m. ESPN2 eSports (1:00)
FSN 18 Holes (0:30)
GOLF Golf Films (1:00)
10:30 p.m. FSN Destination Polaris (0:30)
11:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
FSN WPT Poker L.A. Classic. (1:00)
GOLF Golf Films (2:00)
Thursday, May 21
9:00 a.m. ESPN First Take (Live) (2:00)
ESPN2 Get Up! (2:00)
FSN NHL Hockey Classics Central Division Semifinal Game 7 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Min. vs. Col. (2:00)
GOLF Morning Drive (0:30)
9:30 a.m. GOLF Morning Drive (0:30)
10:00 a.m. GOLF CHAMPS Golf Classics Final Round 2012 Senior PGA Championship. From The Golf Club at Harbor Shores-- Benton Harbor, Mich. (2:00)
NBCSN NBC Sports Football Flex (1:00)
11:00 a.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 First Take (2:00)
FSN PBA Bowling Semifinal 2019 Playoffs. (2:00)
NBCSN Lunch Talk Live (Live) (1:00)
Noon (9) KAWE Classical Stretch: By Essentrics (0:30)
ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
GOLF LPGA Golf Classics Round 1 2019 Pure Silk Championship. From Kingsmill Golf Club-- Williamsburg, Va. (2:00)
NBCSN The Rich Eisen Show (Live) (2:00)
1:00 p.m. ESPN NFL Live (Live) (1:00)
ESPN2 SportsCenter (1:00)
FSN PBA Bowling Championship 2019 Playoffs. (1:30)
2:00 p.m. ESPN NBA: The Jump (Live) (0:30)
ESPN2 SportsCenter (1:00)
GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2015 Canadian Open. From Glen Abbey Golf Club-- Oakville, Ont. (3:00)
NBCSN Lunch Talk Live (1:00)
2:30 p.m. ESPN NFL Live (1:00)
FSN Destination Polaris (0:30)
3:00 p.m. ESPN2 First Take (2:00)
FSN NHL Hockey Classics Central Division Semifinal Game 7 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Min. vs. Col. (2:00)
3:30 p.m. ESPN NBA: The Jump (0:30)
4:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
NBCSN Hockey Happy Hour (1:00)
5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 NFL Live (1:00)
FSN PBA Bowling Championship
2019 Playoffs. (1:30)
GOLF Golf Central (0:30)
NBCSN Hockey Happy Hour (1:00)
5:30 p.m. GOLF Golf Central (0:30)
6:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2015 Canadian Open. From Glen Abbey Golf Club-Oakville, Ont. (3:00)
NBCSN NCAA Football Classics November 7, 1992 Penn.St. vs. N.D. (2:30)
6:30 p.m. FSN Due North Outdoors (0:30)
7:00 p.m. ESPN Football Classics (3:00)
FSN MLB Baseball Classics June 3, 2018 Cle. vs. Min. (2:30)
8:30 p.m. NBCSN NCAA Football Classics 1990 Orange Bowl. N.D. vs. Col. (2:30)
9:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Golf Classics Round 1 2019 Pure Silk Championship. From Kingsmill Golf Club-- Williamsburg, Va. (2:00)
9:30 p.m. FSN Due North Outdoors (0:30)
10:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 UFC Archival (1:00)
FSN Backroads With Ron and Raven (0:30)
11:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 UFC Archival (1:00)
FSN WPT Poker L.A. Classic. (1:00)
GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2015 Canadian Open. From Glen Abbey Golf Club-- Oakville, Ont. (3:00)
NBCSN NCAA Football Classics 1991 Orange Bowl. N.D. vs. Col. (3:00)
Friday, May 22
9:00 a.m. ESPN First Take (Live) (2:00)
ESPN2 Get Up! (2:00)
FSN PBA Bowling Championship 2019 Playoffs. (1:30)
GOLF Morning Drive (0:30)
9:30 a.m. GOLF Morning Drive (0:30)
10:00 a.m. GOLF CHAMPS Golf Classics Final Round 2018 Senior PGA Championship. From The Golf Club at Harbor Shores-- Benton Harbor, Mich. (2:00)
NBCSN NBC Sports Football Flex (1:00)
10:30 a.m. FSN MLB Baseball Classics June 3, 2018 Cle. vs. Min. (2:30)
11:00 a.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 First Take (2:00)
NBCSN Lunch Talk Live (Live) (1:00)
Noon (9) KAWE Sit and Be Fit (0:30)
ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
GOLF LPGA Golf Classics Round 2 2019 Pure Silk Championship. From Kingsmill Golf Club-- Williamsburg, Va. (2:00)
NBCSN The Rich Eisen Show (Live) (2:00)
1:00 p.m. ESPN NFL Live (Live) (1:00)
ESPN2 SportsCenter (1:00)
FSN John Gillespie’s Waters & Woods (0:30)
1:30 p.m. FSN Midwest Outdoors (0:30)
2:00 p.m. ESPN NBA: The Jump (Live) (0:30)
ESPN2 SportsCenter (1:00)
FSN Larry Smith Outdoors (0:30)
GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2016 Canadian Open. From Glen Abbey Golf Club-- Oakville, Ont. (3:00)
NBCSN Lunch Talk Live (1:00)
2:30 p.m. ESPN NFL Live (1:00)
3:00 p.m. ESPN2 First Take (2:00)
FSN Due North Outdoors (0:30)
NBCSN Trackside Live! (Live) (3:00)
3:30 p.m. ESPN NBA: The Jump (0:30)
FSN Backroads With Ron and Raven (0:30)
4:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
FSN Lindner’s Angling Edge (0:30)
4:30 p.m. FSN Lund: The Ultimate Fishing Experience (0:30)
5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 NFL Live (1:00)
GOLF Golf Central (0:30)
5:10 p.m. HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel (1:00)
5:30 p.m. FSN Destination Polaris (0:30)
GOLF Golf Central (0:30)
6:00 p.m. ESPN2 Boxing Card TBA
Top Rank. (1:00)
FSN Three Wide Life (0:30)
GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2016 Canadian Open. From Glen Abbey Golf Club-- Oakville, Ont. (3:00)
NBCSN MLB Baseball Classics
Game 1 1988 World Series. Oak. vs. L.A. D. (2:30)
6:30 p.m. FSN Unscripted (0:30)
7:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR
WWE SmackDown (Live) (2:00)
ESPN2 Boxing Card TBA Top Rank. (1:00)
FSN MLB Baseball Classics June 19, 2007 Min. vs. N.Y. M. (2:00)
8:00 p.m. ESPN2 Boxing Card TBA
Top Rank. (1:00)
8:30 p.m. NBCSN MLB Baseball Classics Game 6 1986 World Series. Bos. vs. N.Y. M. (2:30)
9:00 p.m. ESPN2 Boxing Card TBA
Top Rank. (1:00)
FSN Grillin’ the AL Central (0:30)
GOLF LPGA Golf Classics Round 2 2019 Pure Silk Championship. From Kingsmill Golf Club-- Williamsburg, Va. (2:00)
SHOW Boxing Classics Ricky Hatton vs. Kostya Tszyu. June 4, 2005 Showtime Championship. From Manchester Evening News Arena-- Manchester, England (1:00)
9:30 p.m. (15) KVRR KVRR Sports Extra (0:30)
ESPN SportsCenter (1:30)
FSN Unscripted (0:30)
10:00 p.m. ESPN2 Boxing Card TBA
Top Rank. (1:00)
FSN Baseball in the Dominican Republic (0:30)
SHOW Boxing Classics Joe Calzaghe vs. Jeff Lacy. March 4, 2006 Showtime Championship. From MEN Arena-- Manchester, England (1:00)
10:30 p.m. FSN Baseball in the Dominican Republic (0:30)
11:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 E:60 (1:00)
FSN WPT Poker L.A. Classic. (1:00)
GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2016 Canadian Open. From Glen Abbey Golf Club-- Oakville, Ont. (3:00)
NBCSN MLB Baseball Classics
Game 1 1996 American League Championship Series. Bal. vs. N.Y. Y. (3:00)
TBS ELeague (1:00)
Saturday, May 23
8:00 a.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 Cornhole (2:00)
FSN Backroads With Ron and Raven (0:30)
8:30 a.m. GOLF Morning Drive (0:30)
9:00 a.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
FSN John Gillespie’s Waters & Woods (0:30)
GOLF Morning Drive (0:30)
NBCSN EPL Premier League Classic Match March 6, 2011 MUN vs. Liverp’l (0:30)
9:30 a.m. FSN Midwest Outdoors (0:30)
GOLF Morning Drive (0:30)
NBCSN EPL Premier League Classic Match April 22, 2012 Evert. vs. MUN (0:30)
10:00 a.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
GOLF CHAMPS Golf Classics Final Round 2014 Senior PGA Championship. From The Golf Club at Harbor Shores-- Benton Harbor, Mich. (2:30)
NBCSN EPL Premier League Classic Match April 4, 2015 Liverp’l vs. ARS (0:30)
10:30 a.m. FSN Lindner’s Angling Edge (0:30)
NBCSN EPL Premier League Classic Match February 27, 2010 MCI vs. CHE (0:30)
11:00 a.m. ESPN eSports (Live) (3:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
FSN Destination Polaris (0:30)
11:30 a.m. FSN Jason Mitchell Outdoors (0:30)
Noon ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
FSN Larry Smith Outdoors (0:30)
12:20 p.m. HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel (1:00)
12:30 p.m. FSN American Heroes Outdoors (0:30)
GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2018 Canadian Open. From Glen Abbey Golf Club-- Oakville, Ont. (1:30)
1:00 p.m. (5) KSTP World of X Games (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
FSN H.S. Hockey Classics Boys Elk River vs. Stillwater. January 18, 2014 (1:30)
1:30 p.m. (7) KCCO Course Record With Michael Breed (0:30)
2:00 p.m. (7) KCCO PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2018 Canadian Open. From Glen Abbey Golf Club-- Oakville, Ont. (3:00)
(11) KARE NHL Hockey Classics (3:00)
ESPN Boxing (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
GOLF LPGA Golf Classics Round 3 2019 Pure Silk Championship. From Kingsmill Golf Club-- Williamsburg, Va. (3:00)
NBCSN Dirt Racing Lucas Oil Late Model Series From All-Tech Raceway-- Lake City, Fla. (1:00)
2:30 p.m. (9) KAWE Prairie Sportsman (0:30)
FSN H.S. Hockey Classics Boys
Hill-Murray vs. St. Thomas Academy. January 17, 2015 (1:30)
3:00 p.m. ESPN Boxing (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
NBCSN Trackside Live! (Live) (4:00)
4:00 p.m. (8) WDSE Prairie Sportsman (0:30)
ESPN Boxing (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
FSN H.S. Hockey Classics Girls
Cretin- Derham Hall vs. Duluth Northern Stars. January 17, 2015 (1:30)
5:00 p.m. ESPN UFC Archival (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
GOLF Golf Central (0:30)
5:30 p.m. FSN H.S. Hockey Classics
Boys Lakeville North vs. Duluth East. February 6, 2016 (1:30)
GOLF Golf Central (0:30)
6:00 p.m. ESPN UFC Archival (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2018 Canadian Open. From Glen Abbey Golf Club-- Oakville, Ont. (4:00)
7:00 p.m. ESPN UFC Archival (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
FSN H.S. Hockey Classics Boys Eden Prairie vs. Stillwater. January 21, 2017 (1:30)
NBCSN Golf Classics 1999 Ryder Cup. From The Country Club-Brookline, Mass. (5:00)
8:00 p.m. ESPN UFC Archival (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
8:30 p.m. FSN H.S. Hockey Classics
Boys Elk River vs. Stillwater. January 18, 2014 (1:30)
9:00 p.m. ESPN UFC Archival (1:00)
ESPN2 Poker 2019 World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)
9:30 p.m. (9) KMSP Fox 9 Sports Now (0:30)
10:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 UFC Archival (1:00)
FSN H.S. Hockey Classics Boys HillMurray vs. St. Thomas Academy. January 17, 2015 (1:30)
GOLF LPGA Golf Classics Round 3 2019 Pure Silk Championship. From Kingsmill Golf Club-- Williamsburg, Va. (3:00)
11:00 p.m. (23) WUCW Ring of Honor Wrestling (1:00)
ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)
ESPN2 UFC Reloaded (3:00)
11:30 p.m. FSN H.S. Hockey Classics Girls Cretin- Derham Hall vs. Duluth Northern Stars. January 17, 2015 (1:30)
Brainerd Daily Dispatch, MN: Sports May 17, 2020 to May 23, 2020
By Michelle Rose TV Media
Call it schadenfreude or the democratization of celebrity, but we have a tendency to elevate celebrities and tear them back down at any hint of excess or misbehavior. Maybe that’s why we love seeing celebrities humbly acknowledging that, like us, they’re just not good at doing some things. Like cooking, for example.
That’s why “Worst Cooks in America: Celebrity Edition” is still going strong. The sixth celebrity edition premiered last week on Food Network, and the action continues this Sunday, May 17, under the watchful eye of host/ team leaders/chefs Anne Burrell and Tyler Florence.
The format is largely the same as the last celebrity edition, which was won by figure skater Tonya Harding. Other than the themed challenges and recipes, the only new ingredient is this season’s celebrity recruits: “Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise” alum Wells Adams (he’s also engaged to “Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland); Johnny Bananas from MTV’s “The Challenge”; comedian Dave Coulier, aka Uncle Joey from “Full House” and “Fuller House”; comedian Bridget Everett, known for her standup routines on “Inside Amy Schumer”; actress Rob- in Givens, one of the stars of “Riverdale” and ‘80s sitcom “Head of the Class,” and Mike Tyson’s most famous ex-wife; Sonja Morgan of “The Real Housewives of New York City”; and comedian Brian Posehn, who played Bert in “The Big Bang Theory.”
Last week, these seven selfavowed worst cooks were separated into teams and given the task of whipping up a boozy brunch before one of them was sent home (no spoilers in case you want to watch the rebroadcast on Sunday).
This week’s theme is the Triple Crown, which would have been pretty timely since The Preakness Stakes was originally set for May
16 before its postponement due to the COVID-19 pandemic. The recruits will race to put together a flavorful crostini before learning how to make a fancy steak dinner. (Why a steak dinner? It’s a play on the word “Stakes.”)
The big finale will feature a blind tasting judged by celebrity chef Dan Churchill, “Sandwich King” host Jeff Mauro and HGTV’s Grace Mitchell. The last celebrity recruit standing, the one who has admirably gone from worst to not-the-worst, will win $25,000 to donate to the charity of their choice. But that’s still a few weeks away, so get in on the journey and tune in to Sunday’s episode of “Worst Cooks in America: Celebrity Edition.”
Sunday, May 17
1:00 p.m. (9) KAWE Ciao Italia
2:00 p.m. (9) KAWE The Great British Baking Show The bakers must make a contemporary version of the Hungarian Dobos torte. Hosted by: Sue Perkins, Mel Giedroyc
Monday, May 18
1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show Viewers are presented with great recipes and simple solutions for everyday issues.
Tuesday, May 19
1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show Viewers are presented with great recipes and simple solutions for everyday issues.
Wednesday, May 20
1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show Viewers are presented with great recipes and simple solutions for everyday issues.
Thursday, May 21
1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show Viewers are presented with great recipes and simple solutions for everyday issues.
7:00 p.m. (8) WDSE The Farmer and the Foodie Maggie and Lindsey explore hunger in their community and visit Dare to Care Food Bank.
Friday, May 22
12:30 p.m. (9) KAWE Food Over 50 Recipes: sweet corn hash; lettucefree raw vegetable salad; and Spanish vegetable stew.
1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show Viewers are presented with great recipes and simple solutions for everyday issues.
Saturday, May 23
7:00 a.m. (2) KTCA Steven Raichlen’s Project Fire Fail proof methods for smoking a brisket are shown, plus: Tex-Mex brisket tacos.
7:30 a.m. (2) KTCA Cooking With Nick Stellino Veal alla Norma, veal cutlet with piccata sauce, and pasta alla carbonara.
8:00 a.m. (2) KTCA Neven’s Irish Food Trails Neven meets an artisan food producer who combines Mexican technique and Irish food.
8:30 a.m. (2) KTCA Lucky Chow A look at those trying to heal the body with diet. (N)
9:00 a.m. (2) KTCA New Scandinavian Cooking Andreas embarks on a journey, looking for the source of the Nordic food revolution. Hosted by: Andreas Viestad
9:30 a.m. (2) KTCA Pati’s Mexican Table Pati samples local wine varietals in Valle de Guadalupe. Hosted by: Pati Jinich
10:00 a.m. (2) KTCA How to Cook Well With Rory O’Connell Lentil and curly kale soup and grilled duck with watercress are served.
10:30 a.m. (2) KTCA New Orleans Cooking With Kevin Belton Redfish Sauce Piquante; Smothered Creole Pork Roast; Buche de Noel.
11:00 a.m. (2) KTCA Hubert Keller: Secrets of a Chef
11:30 a.m. (2) KTCA Lidia’s Kitchen Lidia cooks sausage and apples.
Hosted by: Lidia Bastianich Noon (2) KTCA America’s Test Kitchen From Cook’s Illustrated (9) KAWE America’s Test Kitchen From Cook’s Illustrated Dan Souza makes host Bridget Lancaster the ultimate Beef Top Loin Roast with Potatoes.
12:30 p.m. (2) KTCA America’s Test Kitchen From Cook’s Illustrated Dan Souza makes host Bridget Lancaster the ultimate Beef Top Loin Roast with Potatoes.
1:00 p.m. (2) KTCA Christopher Kimball’s Milk Street Chicken couscous and chickpea and harissa soup are made.
1:30 p.m. (2) KTCA Christopher Kimball’s Milk Street Lynn Clark shows how to bake a rich and moist cake without an oven.
(9) KAWE Barbecue University With Steven Raichlen Learn how to cook London broil and a traditional rotisserie honey chicken.
2:00 p.m. (8) WDSE A Taste of History
2:30 p.m. (8) WDSE Christopher Kimball’s Milk Street Christopher Kimball travels to Beirut to learn how to make classic Lebanese comfort foods.
3:00 p.m. (8) WDSE America’s Test Kitchen From Cook’s Illustrated Dan Souza makes host Bridget Lancaster the ultimate Beef Top Loin Roast with Potatoes.
Brainerd Daily Dispatch, MN: Food May 17, 2020 to May 23, 2020
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genuinely good intentions, her penchant for matchmaking tends to amuse no one but herself — that is, until she attempts to manipulate her governess Harriet’s (Goth) love life, a move that leads to a string of romantic propositions, with Emma at the center of them. Now, with her own feelings on the line, Emma begins to understand the complexities of love and a lover’s ability, despite her own stubbornness, to make her a better person.
Director: Autumn de Wilde.
Stars: Anya Taylor-Joy, Johnny Flynn, Mia Goth, Tanya Reynolds, Callum Turner. 2020. 124 mins. Comedy.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic (Schwartz) is a blue hedgehog capable of running at super-
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sonic speeds and, thanks to a bag of extraterrestrial ring portals he was gifted, interplanetary travel. After a close encounter with a group of echidnas who seek to steal his powers, Sonic hides out on planet Earth. One day, after a long bout of loneliness and boredom, he runs at supersonic speed while playing a solo game of baseball. This creates an electromagnetic pulse that makes his presence known to Dr. Robotnik (Carrey), a mad scientist who is then enlisted by the government to track him down. With only his rings, quill and his two human allies, Tom (Marsden) and Maddie (Sumpter), to count on, Sonic falls into a chase that spans countries and planets.
Director: Jeff Fowler. Stars: Ben Schwartz, Jim Carrey, James Marsden. 2020. 99 mins. Action.
Wing County’s
HOUSEHOLD HAZARDOUS WASTE FACILITY IS OPEN FOR THE SEASON!!
8 A.M. TO 4 P.M. THE COLLECTION SITE IS AT THE LANDFILL SIX MILES EAST OF BRAINERD ON HIGHWAY 210
FREE SERVICE FOR RESIDENTS OF CROW WING COUNTY
A product has one or more hazardous properties if it shows the signal words:
“Caution, Flammable, Poison, Toxic, Corrosive”
The Household Hazardous Waste Facility does not accept Fluorescent Light Bulbs/Business Waste/Farm Hazardous Waste
PLEASE STOP AT THE SCALE HOUSE FOR DIRECTIONS TO THE HHW FACILITY
For more information call Crow Wing County: (218) 824-1290
If you throw it away, it does not become any less hazardous!
County will now accept commercial pesticides. Please call to make an appointment.
Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9 AND the letters A through F. Solution on page 11.
Late Laughs
A Little Late With Lilly Singh
While I was getting ready for tonight’s show, I had to use the washroom, and I heard one of the most annoying sounds in the world: the door knob rattling, followed by a knock. Why do people knock when they already know the door is locked? It’s not like I’m going to change my mind and be like, “Oh, this must be important. Come on in!”
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
It sounds like [President famously, the Colonel only does one thing really well, and it’s not deep-fried epidemiology. I mean, for Pete’s sake, we’re not even supposed to touch out faces, and the Colonel keeps tempting us to lick our fingers! knew Biden was the right candidate once he was absolutely sure Michelle wasn’t running.
Blocking empty streets is like streaking in your shower: it doesn’t count.
Burger King just introduced a new sandwich called the Roasted Garlic King, which is a burger with a thick garlic sauce. Burger King said, “If this doesn’t keep people six feet apart, nothing will.”
Trump’s] first instinct was to maybe let a lot of people die. Now, that seems monstrous, but Trump was just following the advice of Secretary of Commerce Thanos.
Your propaganda sucks! Allcaps black letters on a white background? Helvetica? Are you boasting about your accomplishments or offering to teach us guitar?
This is a briefing about the coronavirus crisis — with all due respect, what does YumBrands know about that? They own Pizza Hut, Taco Bell and KFC — delicious all, but
The Tonight Show
Starring Jimmy Fallon
A new “Bachelor” spinoff called “Listen to Your Heart” premiered, where 20 singles try to connect romantically by making music together. So, if you think it’s bad when a guy whips out an acoustic guitar at a party, imagine the entire party is filled with that guy.
A 93-year-old Pennsylvania woman went viral after putting a sign in her window that read, “I need more beer.” It was funny until everyone realized it was a 33-year-old woman who’s been having a rough quarantine.
Former president Obama endorsed Joe Biden for president. Obama said he
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Trump will not be sending checks to the World Health Organization going forth. Stopping funding to an organization that handles pandemics in the middle of a pandemic is like slashing your own tires because you’re mad you woke up late for work.
Late Night With Seth Meyers
In a video message yesterday, President Trump wished Americans a Happy Easter and said, “We have a lot to be thankful for.” A lot to be thankful for? We’re all on lockdown due to a global pandemic. The only things we have to be thankful for are medical professionals and hard liquor.
