‘MASTERCHEF’ launches a fourth season of ultimate home cooking

Last season on Fox’s cooking-competition show “MasterChef,” legally blind Christine Ha won top honors among the home chefs trying to impress prochef judges Gordon Ramsay, Graham Elliott and Joe Bastianich.

Proving that 20/20 vision isn’t necessary to produce food that both looks and tastes great, Ha has set a high bar for the Season 4 contestants, who begin their quest for victory in a two-hour premiere episode – reportedly featuring a big challenge involving cooking lamb – on Wednesday, May 22.

On the menu for this season is a seafood feast, a visit to the set of Fox’s “Glee,” a wedding, a guest appearance from “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria and some surfers.

Also on tap is the episode filming on this bright, warm February day in Pasadena, Calif., in which the contestants have to face long tables lined with some of the best nonprofessional cooks in the world – firefighters.

Drawn from all over the Los Angeles area – so that no single jurisdiction would be left without fire protection – the firefighters bring big appetites and proven skills for feeding large groups of discriminating diners.

The open-air kitchen is set up in front of Pasadena City Hall, and smoke from the grills drifts all over the area, carrying the aroma of the meal being prepared.

“We have the most amazing steak,” says Ramsay, “a 10-ounce New York strip. I love a New York strip – it’s always the heart, the one we grew up on. We have two amazing sides and one stunning sauce.

“So, they have 19 minutes to prep, and then the girls and guys are arriving, and they’ve got literally 60 minutes to serve 101 guests.”

But, there’ll be no sweet treat at the end of the meal.

“No dessert,” says Ramsay. “Honestly, when you see the portion size – I need these guys to get back up that ladder or up that tree to save a cat. I don’t want them slowed down because they had appetizer through dessert.”

“I don’t want to be accused of killing some cats,” quips Bastianich.

Ramsay has some experience with feeding firefighters. For example, a few years ago on one of his other Fox shows, “Kitchen Nightmares,” he sent a local fire crew in to eat at struggling pub Finn McCool’s in Westhampton, N.Y.

He also recognizes the quality of firefighters’ palates.

“On ‘Kitchen Nightmares,’ ” says Ramsay, “we were traveling around, and we were going to these firehouses, because we find out who’s the best in the town, who’s the up-and-coming young chef, who’s the best restaurant.”

“There’s such teamwork and camaraderie that you see in the firehouses,” says Elliott, “just like in the kitchens.”

“I think they’re going to be a picky bunch today,” says Bastianich, “for our contestants.”

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(:15) ››› “Let the Right One In” (2008, Horror) Kre Hedebrant. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Beyond Borders” (2003, Drama) Angelina Jolie, Teri Polo. (S) ‘R’ (TMC) “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding”

› “Heavyweights” (1995) Tom McGowan. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (1998) Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) “Big Money Rustlas” (2010, Comedy) Violent J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Samaritan” (2012) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Cut” (2000) Molly Ringwald. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Innkeepers” (2011) Sara Paxton. ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Captain Ron” (1992)

THURSDAY EVENING MAY 23, 2013

Housewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCTabatha Tk-OvrHappensKathy Housewives/OCKathy of Brad (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCrime Inc.American GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.To Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide

(CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM)

ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaTosh.0Tosh.0SunnySunnyDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertSouth PkBrickle.UglyFturamaSunnyHalf PaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Hillbilly Blood (S) Hillbilly Blood (S) Hillbilly Blood (N) Buying Alaska (N) Hillbilly Blood (S) Buying Alaska (S) Hillbilly Blood (S) Hillbilly Blood (S) PaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT Shake It ››› “The Princess and the Frog”Fish DogANT JessieWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen SaysChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterNBA CountdownNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Softball Soccer International Friendly: Chelsea vs. Manchester City. (N) (Live) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live)

Now

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(CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassWorld Over LiveCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveSufferingOctavaTibetSavoringWeb of Faith 2.0Living RightVaticanChoices

(FAM) (5:30) ›› “Burlesque” (2010) Cher. › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live) Twins Due UFC UnleashedWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Anger › “The Roommate” (2011) Premiere. AngerTwo Two BiasedBiasedBiased › “The Roommate” (2011, Suspense) SunnyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) LPGA Tour Golf PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, First Round. From Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas. Golf Central 19th Hole (N) Golf Senior PGA Championship, First Round. From

(Taped) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWildliNHL LiveHockey (NICK) Sponge.DrakeBig TimeWendellFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) “Inglourious”iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) ›› “Pitch Black” (2000) Radha Mitchell. (S) Jail (S) GTTVJail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Rise of the Dinosaurs” (2013) (CC) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (CC) “Sand Sharks” (2011, Comedy) (CC)

› “2 Headed Shark Attack” (2012) “Shark Zone” (2003) Dean Cochran. PaidPaid (TBN) Spring Praise-ThonBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy TurningIBA CrefloSpring Praise-A-Thon BehindBibleR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangMen at Work (N) Big BangConan (N) (CC) Men at Work Conan (CC) The Office (CC) › “Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous” (2008) Jessica Simpson. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Complicated Women (CC)

››› “Safety Last” (1923) Harold Lloyd, Mildred Davis. Lonesome (8:56) Bashful Gasoline Wed ››› “The Freshman” (1925, Comedy) Harold Lloyd. Next Aisle Ov The Marathon (:21) Spring Fever (Premiere) Captain Kidd His Royal(:15) Now or Never ›› “Hot Water” (1924, Comedy) ›› “Sadie McKee” (1934) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSister Wives (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Provider” Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularAnnoyIncredRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyFaceChilVentureAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyFaceSealabVentureKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero:

(TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMonumental MysMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMonumental MysMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...Police VideoPatrolPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens

The ExesThe Exes’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. Nopalea with Paid Program (USA) NCIS “The Missionary Position”

NCIS A terrorist targeting the Navy.

NCIS “Till Death Do Us Part” (S)

NCIS “Two-Faced” (S) (CC) (DVS) Psych “Nip and Suck It”

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Burn Notice “Means & Ends”

›››› “Children of Men” (2006) Clive Owen, Julianne Moore. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) House “Two Stories” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsVideosFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) REAL Sports ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Game of Thrones “Second Sons” (S) Veep (S) (CC) Taxicab Confessions: New York

VICE (S) (CC) Family Tree (S) (12:05) ››› “Touch of Pink” (2004) Jimi Mistry. ‘R’ REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:40) ›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords › “A Pig’s Tale” (1994) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999)

›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) “Dirty Blondes From Beyond” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Friday the 13th” (1980) Betsy Palmer. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Gray Lady Down” (1978, Drama) Charlton Heston. ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) “Broken Flowers” ››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. (S) ‘PG-13’

››› “Last Days Here” (2011) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) The Borgias “Relics” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC)

›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Trade” (2007, Drama) Kevin Kline, Cesar Ramos. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Mr. Nice” (2010, Drama) Rhys Ifans. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “Elizabeth” (1998, Historical Drama) Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “Sweet Karma” (2009) Shera Bechard. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Harvest” (2010, Drama) Robert Loggia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “The Last Warrior” (2000, Action) Dolph Lundgren. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Beastly” (2011) (TMC) (5:30) “A Brooklyn State of Mind” ‘R’

(CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTreasure Det.The Car ChasersAmerican GreedMad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Wk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0Amy Work.Tosh.0The Comedy Central RoastHalf Half ›› “Take Me Home Tonight” (2011) (:01) Katt Williams LiveComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns: Sons of Guns (N) Wild West AlaskaSons of Guns (S) Wild West AlaskaSons of Guns: Sons of Guns (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) Jessie (S) (CC) GravityGravityGravityGravityDogGood AustinANT JessieANT AustinShake ItANT

“The Cheetah Girls”Deck ››› “Lilo & Stitch” (2002) OctoMickey (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE Spec.A-ListFashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College Softball College Softball SportsCenter (N)

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(ESPN2) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Best KOsBoxingBoxing Friday Night

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryCrossingEvangeEphesusWomen Daily MassLife on the RockSufferingCampusCatholicRememSaints PortraitsSaint MargaretVaticanMy Faith

(FAM) Coyote ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp. The 700 Club (S)

NHL LiveCrosPro TalkF1 36Dan PatrickPoker After DarkDarts PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidOutdoorOutsideOutd’rs (NICK) Teenage Mut.TurtlesTurtlesFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) “Robin Hood” (S) ›› “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace” (S) ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. (S) Ways Ways Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) (4:00) “Godzilla”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Merlin (N) (CC) Defiance Merlin (S) (CC) Defiance Warehouse 13 (S) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl “Vexed” Stargate AtlantisPaidPaid (TBN) Spring Praise-ThonBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloSpring Praise-A-Thon StoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) › “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams. (CC) (DVS) There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? › “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams. (CC) (DVS) MarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Nora Prentiss” (1947) ›› “Inside Daisy Clover” (1965) Natalie Wood, Robert Redford. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Loved One” (1965, Comedy) Robert Morse, Jonathan Winters. (CC) ›› “Mickey One” (1965) Warren Beatty, Hurd Hatfield. (:15) ›› “The Arrangement” (1969, Drama) Kirk Douglas, Faye Dunaway, Deborah Kerr. Premiere. ›› “The Fortune” (1975) Jack Nicholson. (CC) ›› “Hell Below” (1933, War) (CC) (TLC) GownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Tip-OffNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) Falling SkiesFalling SkiesSupernatural (S) NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) RegularTeenCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua VentureAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabVentureKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead Files Ghost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingPolice VideoPatrolPaidPaidPaid

(TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls

(USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

The Moment (N) (CC)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

(:01) ››› “The Hard Corps” (2006, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. (CC) House “Remorse” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds. 10th Inn.News at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingAdelante

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’ True Blood Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

(:15) 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Heart and Rush. (S) (CC)

(:05) ››› “Heist” (2001, Crime Drama) Gene Hackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Taking Chance” (2009) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘NR’ “Madagascr” (MAX) “Thousand” (:20) ››› “The Terminal” (2004) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Red Eye” (2005) Rachel McAdams. (S) ‘PG-13’ The Jump Off “Sexy Assassins” (2012) Justine Joli. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(11:50) ››› “Troy” (2004) Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “Closer” (2004, Drama) Julia Roberts, Jude Law. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “Article 99” (1992) Ray Liotta. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Beastly” (2011) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:45) › “High School” (2010, Comedy) Adrien Brody, Matt Bush. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) Nurse Jackie ››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’

Jim Rome on Showtime ››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” ‘PG’ (TMC) (4:30) ››› “The Pianist” (2002) ‘R’

››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women.

MN/DISPATCH

›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) Joel Edgerton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Accidental Stripper” (2003) Myla Leigh. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Bending the Rules” (2012) Jamie Kennedy. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ›› “The Baxter” (2005) Michael Showalter. (S)

SATURDAY DAYTIME MAY 25, 2013

“Chisum” (1970) John Wayne. A rancher battles an evil land baron in 1870s New Mexico. ››› “The Last Samurai” (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall. (CC) (AP) Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) To Be Announced Swim-MonstersSwim-Monsters (BRAVO) Don’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t Be TardyMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) MoneySaturday MorningCNN Newsroom (N) CNN NewsroomMoneyNext ListCNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaid

CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest Catch (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofiaPhineasGravityDogAustinShake ItShake ItANT ANT ANT Good Good Good Shake ItShake ItDogDogGood DogAustinShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Softball

(ESPN2) SportsNation NBA Tonight Bassmasters (CC) SportsNation (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) NASCAR RacingSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

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NCAA Update College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)

NCAA Update College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N)

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLucyChimesAngelsKnightsEphesusRosaryDaily MassActs MiraclesEWTN on LocationMercyRosaryWeb of Faith 2.0Eldest Daughter of ChurchWisdom

(FAM) ›› “The Pink Panther” (2006) › “The Pink Panther 2” (2009) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp. ›› “Aliens in the Attic” (2009) ›› “Mars Needs Moms” (2011) Bugs (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) BusinessCashin’ In (N) The Five (N) America’s News Headquarters (N)

(FSN) PaidPaid3 WideWe Love RoadsLadderWoodsOutdoorDW-TVAnglingDue OutMLB Baseball Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live)

(Live) Golf Central PGA Golf

(HGTV) DisasterBryanPropertyPropertyElbowGoingBathYardYardKitchenCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItCurb...Curb...Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea HuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. (LIFE) PaidPaidLook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTo Be AnnouncedMovie Movie Movie Movie (NBCSN) Gaff LifeMartinFormula One RacingBassSltwtrBig FishSaltwaIntoCharlieAuto Racing Motorsports HourMotorcycle Racing (Taped) Indy 500 Festival Parade (N) NHL Live (NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.“SpongeBob SquarePants”Sponge.SanjayTurtlesMonMonSponge.RangersSponge.ParentsParentsParentsParentsiCarly “iGoodbye” “SpongeBob SquarePants”Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattoo NightmaresTattooTattooTattooTattooTattoo“Star Wars-Phantom” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid ››› “Star Runners” (2009) (CC) › “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid. (CC) › “Red Planet” (2000) Val Kilmer. (CC) Defiance “Pilot” Defiance (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim Engagement Engagement King of Queens ››› “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” (2002) Nia Vardalos, John Corbett. (CC)

›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. (CC) Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Hell Below” (1933) (CC)

›› “Thunder Afloat” (1939, Comedy) Wallace Beery, Chester Morris.

››› “Destination Tokyo” (1943) Cary Grant. Sub captain navigates Tokyo Bay, depth charges. ›› “Torpedo Run” (1958, War) Glenn Ford. (CC) (:15) ››› “Run Silent, Run Deep” (1958) Clark Gable, Burt Lancaster. (CC)

›› “Up Periscope” (1959, War) James Garner, Edmond O’Brien. (CC) ››› “Operation Pacific” (1951) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty Ladder1st 1st Undercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover Boss (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & Isles ›› “Watchmen” (2009, Action) Billy Crudup. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. (CC) “Terminator 2” (TOON) Scan2GoJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10NinjaGoLanternTeenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdven (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumRV Crazy! (CC) RV GetawaysBeach-n-RVsFoodFoodFoodFoodBurgerBurgerNewNewState Fair FoodsDeep Fried (CC) Ext. Terror Rides (TRUTV)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CIVideosLead-OffMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds. 10th Inn.

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(HBO) “Madagascar 3: Wanted” Weight, Nation REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’

(:15) “Inside Out: The People’s Art Project” (2013) ‘NR’

››› “The Rundown” (2003) The Rock. (S) ‘PG-13’

(:15) ›› “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

› “New Year’s Eve” (2011, RomanceComedy) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Boxing Carl Froch vs. Mikkel Kessler. (MAX) ›› “Phenomenon” (1996, Drama) John Travolta. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “Seven” (1995, Suspense) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “K-PAX” (2001, Drama) Kevin Spacey, Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Grosse Pointe Blank” (1997) John Cusack, Minnie Driver. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) “Hoodwnk Too” › “Legendary” (2010, Drama) Patricia Clarkson, John Cena. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC) The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC) The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC) The Big C: Hereafter “The Finale” (TMC) “From Time to Time” (2009) Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” (2011) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Lost in Translation” (2003) Bill Murray. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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