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•What are you currently reading?

“I’m dyslexic, so I don’t really read, apart from recipe books and when I read with the kids. The older girls, especially Poppy, could read for hours. I don’t know where they get it from, but it’s great.”

•What was your original impetus for this series?

“Simply to show that it can be done. When the series aired in the U.K., there were loads of people saying they couldn’t do the meals in 30 minutes, and equally loads of people saying that they could.”

•What is your next project?

“I’m finishing off a new series and book that will be out in the U.K. in the fall and in the U.S. maybe next year or the year after. This summer I will be making a series of appearances on the ‘Today’ show for the Olympics, and on October 2, my new book in the U.S. comes out – ‘Jamie Oliver’s Great Britain: 130 of My Favorite British Recipes, From Comfort Food to New Classics.’ ”

•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“I went to the French Alps with a few friends. We try to get some skiing in every winter – snow, sunshine, great food and laughter. What more could you want?”

It’s one of the biggest struggles in nearly everyone’s daily routine – coming up with a fresh, healthy meal when your schedule clearly says no. And no matter how easy it can be, some people still opt for Chinese takeout. But it’s not just those people that Jamie Oliver wants to convince and inspire with his new series, “Jamie’s Meals in Minutes” – Tuesdays through Fridays on BBC America. It’s everybody.

The challenge, according to Oliver, is simple: In 30 minutes, anyone can make great meals from scratch. He knows not everyone will believe that, but he insists the half-hour limitation isn’t really the point.

“For me, it’s not about racing to try to do a meal in 30 minutes, especially not the first time you try them,” he explains. “It’s more about a different way of cooking; training yourself to cook in this methodical way so that if you’ve only got half an hour and you need to make something tasty and exciting, you can do it. The first time you try a recipe, it might take you a little longer, but once you get into the rhythm of the recipes you’ll find yourself getting quicker every time.”

Oliver takes viewers through the process with a step-by-step, no-nonsense approach that keeps people focused and encourages confidence.

“I really just want to inspire people and show that you can get a table full of great food ready in 30 minutes,” he says. “It’s a different way of cooking, and if you’ve got more time to spare, maybe on the weekend, then by all means do a slow roast or a stew or whatever. But if you’re against the clock on a weekday evening, and you’ve got hungry people to feed, this series is for you.”

Web Links Solution

“Boss - In Production Now,” www.starz.com/originals/Boss/ ScreeningRoom

The Starz original series

“Boss” doesn’t return until Aug. 17, but there’s already a short video showing behind-thescenes action from the second season of the drama starring Golden Globe winner Kelsey Grammer as a Chicago mayor trying to achieve something great despite being plagued by a debilitating and terminal illness. There’s also a Season 2 trailer and a series of Season 1 videos that will help you get caught up in case you missed some of the action.

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On Sunday, G4 launches a new season of “America Ninja Warrior,” which it shares this season with network sibling NBC. Start the race at www.g4tv. com/ninjawarrior/

Sunday on E! Entertainment Television, “Mrs. Eastwood & Company” profiles Clint Eastwood’s daughters and wife and the vocal band Mrs. Eastwood mentors, Overtone. Click on www.overtoneband.com/

“The Voice” coach Cee Lo Green is among the scheduled performers at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards, airing Sunday on ABC. Get more news and information at www. billboard.com/bbma/

On Monday, the long-running Fox medical drama “House,” starring British actor Hugh Laurie, comes to an end. Get prepared for the finale at www. fox.com/house/

On Tuesday, Syfy premieres a new season of “Hollywood Treasure,” going inside the world of showbiz memorabilia auctioneer Joe Maddalena.

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This ad-supported YouTube channel features free, high-quality fitness programming, with new, original shows showcasing top trainers and brands. The extensive catalog of fitness content includes Jillian Michaels, Jane Fonda and Denise Austin as well as dance workouts. “BeFit in 90” is the first original program, featuring Olympic track star Samantha Clayton and Iraq war hero Garret Amerine. The second original show is “Club BeFit,” with club and hip-hop dance moves, led by dancers and choreographers Bryan Tanaka, Dejan Tubic and Janelle Ginestra.

“YouTube: Geek & Sundry,” www.youtube.com/user/ geekandsundry

The producers of the Web hit “The Guild” bring a lineup of new shows for 2012, including “The Flog,” a weekly vlog (video blog) featuring Felicia Day of “The Guild” (also recently seen as a geek heroine in an episode of The CW’s horror drama “Supernatural”); the fifth season of “The Guild” (plus bonus content); “Dark Horse Motion Comics”; “Sword and Laser,” with Veronica Belmont and Tom Merritt; and “Table Top,” featuring celebrity tabletop gaming, with Wil Wheaton

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“Franklin & Bash” star Breckin Meyer created “Men at Work,” launching Thursday on TBS. Danny Masterson plays one of four pals working at a magazine. Click on www.tbs.com/ shows/menatwork/

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(:20) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“The Education of Dee Dee Ricks” (MAX) “American” (:45) ››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Your Highness” (2011) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) “Sexy Assassins” (2012) Justine Joli. ‘NR’ (CC)

Girl’s Guide (:35) ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010, Drama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Killing Fields” (1984, Docudrama) Sam Waterston, Haing S. Ngor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ››› “Panic” (2000) ‘R’

››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:35) ››› “Dragonslayer” (2011) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “The Family Tree” (2010) Dermot Mulroney. ‘R’ ›› “After Fall, Winter” (2011, Drama) Eric Schaeffer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000, Drama) Uma Thurman, Jeremy Northam, Kate Beckinsale. ‘R’ ›› “Ricochet River” (1998, Drama) Douglas Spain. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Finishing the Game”

››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “True Legend” (2010, Action) Vincent Zhao. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’

›› “The Doom Generation” (1995) James Duval. ‘R’

“The Gundown” (2011, Western) Peter Coyote. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:10) “The Speed of Thought” (2011) Nick Stahl. “Tillamook”

THURSDAY EVENING MAY 24, 2012

“The Dead Pool” (1988, Action) Clint Eastwood, Patricia Clarkson. (CC) ››› “Dirty Harry” (1971) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. (CC) (:15) ››› “Good Morning, Vietnam” (1987) Robin Williams, Forest Whitaker. Premiere. (:45) ›› “History of the World: Part I” (1981, Comedy) Mel Brooks. (CC) (:45)

Killing (S) (CC)

Kitchen Paid Program (AP) River MonstersSwamp Wars (N) River MonstersRiver Monsters (N) Swamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver Monsters (S) River MonstersSwamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver Monsters (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Around the WorldTBADon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeKathy (N) HappensDon’t BeKathy Don’t BeKathy HappensDon’t BeDon’t BePaidPaidPaidPaidDecorators

(CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsCNBC TitansJ. Crew andMad MoneyFast MoneyJ. Crew andPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) FturamaSouth PkSouth Pk(:29) ›› “Semi-Pro” (2008) (CC) Jeff Dunham: Spark/InsanityThe Comedy Central RoastKeySunnyFturamaFturamaFturamaHalf Half PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLive PaidCreflo (DISN) Good Good Shake It› “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam” (S) ANT JessieAustinWizardsWizardsGood Good ANT ANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasJungleLittle (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) NBANBA Basketball NBA Basketball SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) SportsCenter Baseball Tonight NBA Tonight (N) NFL Live (CC) NBA Tonight SportsCenter (N) (CC) NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Daily MassThe World Over (N) CrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassThe World OverOctavaServantBosniaMaryThreshold of HopeThe Journey HomeOriginalChoices

(FAM) “Pirates-Carib.” ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006) The 700 ClubPrincePrincePaidMk.-

UFCTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. (N) Twins

(NICK) Sponge.Sponge.My WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeNannyNannyTBAMattersMatters (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) MMAMLB2K1Ways Ways GTTVEntouMMAEntouEntouWays PaidPaidKitchenDefrostPaidPaid (SYFY) › “White Noise” (2005, Suspense) › “One Missed Call” (2008) Premiere. ›› “Dead Silence” (2007, Horror) Hollywd-Trsr › “White Noise” (2005, Suspense) ›› “Dead Silence” (2007, Horror) PaidPaid (TBN)

GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidnceBibleCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointAcquireWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (N) Family Guy (N) Big BangBig BangMen at Work Men at Work (N) Conan (N) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)

Conan Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)

›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999) Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ›› “Funny Lady” (1975) (CC)

›› “Dillinger” (1945) Lawrence Tierney, Anne Jeffreys.

››› “Al Capone” (1959, Crime Drama) Rod Steiger, Fay Spain.

›› “Mad Dog Coll” (1961, Crime Drama) John Chandler. (12:15) ›› “The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond” (1960) Ray Danton.

›› “The Valachi Papers” (1972) Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland. Premiere.

(:15) ›› “King of the Roaring ’20s: The Story of Arnold Rothstein” (1961) (TLC) Undercover BossUndercover BossOn the On the TattooTattooOn the On the TattooTattooUndercover BossUndercover BossPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) ›››› “Million Dollar Baby” (2004) Clint Eastwood. (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Franklin & BashLaw & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenMADRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleDelocateAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleDelocateAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Clipaholics (N) Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ClipaholicsMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Marine’s remains found. (S) NCIS “Reveille” (S) (CC) NCIS Ducky is kidnapped. (S) (CC) NCIS “Good Wives Club” (S) (CC)

NCIS “See No Evil” (S) (CC) Necessary Roughness (CC)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:05) ›› “Alpha Dog” (2006, Crime Drama) Bruce Willis, Emile Hirsch. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “30” (S) Fairly Legal “Shattered” (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) 24/7: Road (:45) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

True Blood “Let’s Get Out of Here” Taxicab Confessions: New York Girls (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

24/7: Road (:05) The Battle for Marjah (Subtitled-English) (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “Win Win” (2011, ComedyDrama) Paul Giamatti. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “ScoobyDoo 2” (MAX) (5:45) “The Pool Boys” (2009) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Rio” (2011, Comedy) Voices of Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘G’ (CC)

››› “Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones. (S) (:40) Sin City Diaries Feature 4: Luck is a Lady A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC)

››› “Something Wild” (1986, Suspense) Jeff Daniels. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:55) ›› “Mistrial” (1996) Bill Pullman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Far and Away” (1992) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” ‘PG’ “Bordertown” (2007, Mystery) Jennifer Lopez, Antonio Banderas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) LAFFMOBB Presents (N) (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) Sunset Place “Fear Island” (2009) Haylie Duff, Lucy Hale. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Bobcat Goldthwait ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “An Unreasonable Man” (2006, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Just Write” (1998) (CC) “Repeaters” (2010, Drama) Dustin Milligan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “The Ledge” (2011) Charlie Hunnam. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ (:35) “The Violent Kind” (2010) Cory Knauf. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “SuicideGirls Must Die!” (2010) Amina Suicide. (:35) ››› “One Good Cop” (1991, Drama) Michael Keaton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Rebirth” (S)

Premiere. (CC)

Dirty Dozen” (1967, War) Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson. Major turns 12 GI felons into commandos. (CC) ›› “Midway” (1976) Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda. Japanese and American forces battle over a Pacific island. (CC) ›› “The Great Raid” (2005, War) Benjamin Bratt. A U.S. battalion tries to rescue prisoners of war in 1944. (CC)

› “Tank Commandos” (1959) Robert Barron. (CC) (AP) River MonstersFinding BigfootRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (N) River MonstersRiver Monsters (S) Finding BigfootRiver MonstersFinding BigfootRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Don’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t Be ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) (CC) ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) (CC) Housewives/OCKathy Kathy GriffinPaidPaidPaidPaidCeleb. Apprentice (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) Mad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers

MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (4:57) “Semi-Pro”Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Jeff Dunham: Spark/InsanityHalf Half The Comedy Central RoastTom Papa: LiveSouth PkTosh.0Work.SunnySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchAlaska: Ice Cold Deadliest CatchAmerican Guns (S) Alaska: Ice Cold Deadliest CatchPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) PhineasPhineasJessieJessieJessieJessieAustinGood ANT ANT PhineasPhineasJessieJessieJessie“Jett Jackson: The Movie”PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasLittleOcto

(E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupFashionChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) College Softball College Softball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)

(ESPN2) Around the Horn Interruption SportsNation (CC) Boxing Ji-Hoon Kim vs. Alisher Rahimov. (N) (Live) (CC) MMA Live (N) SportsNation Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) SportsCenter Special (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) The Announcement (CC) 30 for 30 (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryEldest Daughter of ChurchWomen of GraceDaily MassLife on the RockDefendEpistlesSaintsMusicSaintSaint MarianaOriginalMercy

(FAM) “Pirates of the Caribbean” ›› “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) Johnny Depp. The 700 ClubPrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live)

(NICK) Sponge.Sponge.FredSponge.GeorgeGeorge’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeNannyNannyTBABarnyardPenguin (SPIKE) “Crocodile Dun.” ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (1977) Mark Hamill. ›› “Crocodile Dundee II” (1988) Paul Hogan. Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways PaidDefrostPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “One Missed Call”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Or Inspired?Hollywd-TrsrOr Inspired?“Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes” (CC) “Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud” (2007) Stargate UniversePaidPaid (TBN) SuperPottersBehindReportHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC)

PriceFocusSecretsCreflo“Flag of My Father” (2010) Gigi Erneta Prisoners of HopeStoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (CC) (:05) ›› “National Lampoon’s European Vacation” (1985) Chevy Chase.

(:05) ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Lone Star” (1952) (CC)

››› “Three Comrades” (1938) Robert Taylor, Margaret Sullavan. (CC)

››› “The Mortal Storm” (1940) Margaret Sullavan, James Stewart. (CC)

›› “Strange Cargo” (1940, Adventure) Joan Crawford, Clark Gable. (CC)

› “Heavenly Bodies” (1985, Musical) Cynthia Dale. ››› “Fame” (1980, Musical) Irene Cara, Eddie Barth, Lee Curreri. (CC) Use Eyes ›› “The Young Guns” (1956) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidH20PaidPaid

(TNT) Law & Order (S)

››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt. Premiere. (CC) (:20) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. Jackson. (:20) ›› “The General’s Daughter” (1999) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (CC) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Suits Mike faces off against Devon. Fairly Legal “Satisfaction” (CC) (12:02) Common Law “Pilot” (S) (CC) (:32) Fairly Legal “Start Me Up” (:32) Cheers Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Monk infiltrates the mob. (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsVideos30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidSingAdelante

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:00) ››› “Jane Eyre” (2011) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Ricky Gervais Too Short Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Ricky Gervais 24/7: Road ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2003) Antonio Banderas. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Femme Fatales “Housewives From Another World” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(11:50) ›› “Trading Places” (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) ›› “Event Horizon”

(1997) Laurence Fishburne. › “Bad Girls From Valley High” (2004) Julie Benz. ‘R’

› “Just Married” (2003) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (:15) ›› “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”

Femme Fatales (:20) ›› “Hesher” (2010) Natalie Portman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Cat People” (1982, Horror) Nastassia Kinski. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Beastly” (2011)

››› “Scream” (1996, Horror) Neve Campbell, David Arquette. (S) ‘R’

›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “How to Rob a Bank” (2007) Nick Stahl. ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Kill Me Later” (2001) Selma Blair. (S) ‘R’

“No. 1 Cheerleader Camp” (2010) Jay Gillespie. (S) ‘NR’ (:40) ›› “Love & Sex” (2000) Famke Janssen. (CC) (:05) › “The Long Weekend” (2005) Chris Klein. ‘R’ (:40) “Sisters” (2006) Lou Doillon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Walking and Talking” (1996) ‘R’ (CC) “Happily N’Ever”

Gary Owen: True Story (S) (CC) The 2012 AVN Awards Erotic filmmaking awards. Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs. (S) (CC) Alonzo Bodden: Paying ››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Shoot the Hero” (2010) ‘R’

SATURDAY DAYTIME MAY 26, 2012

Cable Channels

Monster In-Laws Gene Simmons Family Jewels Gene and Shannon feel pressured. (CC) Flipped Off “Race to the Finish” (AMC) (:15) ››› “Battle of the Bulge” (1965, War) Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan. Weather-beaten American GIs face a massive German assault. (CC)

››› “The Green Berets” (1968) John Wayne. A cynical antiwar newsman is assigned to a career soldier. (CC)

›› “Midway” (1976) Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda. Japanese and American forces battle over a Pacific island. (CC)

›› “Heartbreak Ridge” (1986, War) Clint Eastwood, Marsha Mason. (CC) (AP) Blue Planet: SeasHillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogSwamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) (BRAVO) Celeb. ApprenticeAround the WorldAround the WorldAround the WorldPregnant in HeelsPregnant in HeelsBethenny Ever Bethenny Ever Housewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJ (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDefrostPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomNewsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy“Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road”Ron White: Behav.SunnySunnySunnySunnySouth PkSouth Pk ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”(3:58) ›› “Dumb & Dumber” (1994) (DISC) PaidPaidPatient Ed (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) American Chopper (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish JessieANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItAustinAustinA.N.T. Farm (CC) ANT ANT JessieJessie (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News (N) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special

(ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Softball UpdateCollege Softball UpdateCollege Softball

(ESPN2) SportsNation (CC) Bassmasters (CC) SportsCenter Special (CC) NFL Live (CC) NASCAR Racing NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. SportsNation (CC) College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NCAA Update College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N)

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(FSN) HunterFishingMotorFisherOutPaidWoodsOutDW-TVFishingDue RoadsUFCTwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live) Twins SpotlightSpotlightSpotlight

(FX) ›› “Post Grad” (2009) Alexis Bledel. MotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith. ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007, Action) (GOLF) Paid Program Paid Program 19th HoleGolf Central European PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. From Surrey, England. (N) (Live) Golf Central Feherty Golf NowEuropean PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. From Surrey, England. Golf Central Break Atlantis (HGTV) Holmes InspectionRehabRehabPropertyPropertyYardYardYardCrashersCrashersBathElbowContracHomesHomesRV 2012 (CC) HuntersHouseGoingCurb...HuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Heavy Metal (CC) AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican Pickers (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidChrisChris ›› “Bitter Blood” (1994, Crime Drama) Kelly McGillis, Harry Hamlin. (CC) “Lies He Told” (1997) Gary Cole. (CC) “Murder-Pleasnt” (NBCSN) OutSeasonBig Bass ParkerFishingB. DanceAnglingBassSltwtrSaltwaIntoBig FishB. DanceSltwtrNHL 36MLS Soccer: Galaxy at Dynamo Indy 500 Festival Parade (N) Racer (NICK) T.U.F.F.ParentsOdd ParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.KorraKung FuPowerSponge.ParentsParentsBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVictoVictoVicto (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidInk Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Dinoshark” (2010) Eric Balfour. ›› “Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus” ›› “Dinocroc vs. Supergator” (2010) ›› “Malibu Shark Attack” (2009) “Lake Placid 2” (2007) John Schneider. (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsTribute to America (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl According-Jim Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) ›› “American Pie 2” (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth.

›› “National Lampoon’s European Vacation” (1985) Chevy Chase. (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “Young Guns” ›› “Belle Starr” (1941, Western) Gene Tierney. ›› “The Master of Ballantrae” (1953) Errol Flynn. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Phantom Thief” (1946) Chester Morris. Perils of Pauline ››› “Angel and the Badman” (1947) John Wayne, Gail Russell. ››› “Operation Pacific” (1951, War) John Wayne, Patricia Neal, Ward Bond. ›››› “Red River” (1948, Western) John Wayne. (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery Changed (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) ›› “The General’s Daughter” (1999) (CC) ››› “Good Will Hunting” (1997) Matt Damon. ›››

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(HBO) › “Just Married” (:45) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

24/7: Road Portrait, Fight The Weight of the Nation (CC)

(:15) ››› “Taking Chance” (2009) Kevin Bacon. (:45) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011, Horror) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010) Michael Douglas. (CC) (:45) “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (S) (MAX) (:05) ››› “Grease” (1978, Musical) John Travolta. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003) Sean Connery. (CC)

›› “Bran Nue Dae” (2009) Rocky McKenzie. (S) ‘PG-13’

(9:50) › “The Order” (2003) Heath Ledger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” (1992) Annabella Sciorra. ‘R’

››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:05) ››› “Mr. Holland’s Opus” (1995) Richard Dreyfuss. Life steers a musician toward teaching.

›› “Sucker Punch” (2011, Action) Emily Browning. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) Matthew Modine, Christine Lahti.

(:20) ›› “Days of Thunder” (1990) Tom Cruise. (CC)

(:10) ›› “Underworld” (2003) ‘R’ (SHOW) “King’s Speech” “Rising Stars” (2010, Drama) Fisher Stevens. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(AMC) (4:00) ›› “Heartbreak Ridge” (CC)

››› “Flags of Our Fathers” (2006, War) Ryan Phillippe. The men who raised the flag on Iwo Jima become heroes.

›››› “Letters From Iwo Jima” (2006) Ken Watanabe. The Japanese perspective of a key World War II battle. (CC)

›››› “Patton” (1970, Biography) George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates. Gen. George S. Patton fights World War II. (CC) Mad Men New office equipment. (AP) Super CrocCall of WildmanRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersCall of WildmanSuper CrocTapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/NJ ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990) Richard Gere. (:35) ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990) Don’t BeDon’t BeHousewives/NJAround the WorldPaidPaidPaidPaidBethenny Ever (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomSellng MiraclesPiers MorganCNN NewsroomSellng Miracles24/7 PacquiaoCNN NewsroomSellng Miracles24/7 PacquiaoCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) Dumb(:29) › “Joe Dirt” (2001) David Spade. “Jackass 2.5” ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) (CC) (11:46) ›› “Dumb & Dumber” (1994) (:15) ››› “Jackass 2.5”ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

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VictoVictoVictoiCarly (S) RockBucket’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyTBAGrownPenguin (SPIKE) “Star Wars IV” ›››› “Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back” (1980) “I Am Bruce Lee” (2011) (S) (CC) Am DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidKitchen (SYFY) “Lake Placid 3” (2010) Colin Ferguson. “Super Shark” (2011) John Schneider. “Sharktopus” (2010) Eric Roberts. (CC) ›› “Dinocroc vs. Supergator” (2010) “Supergator” (2007) Brad Johnson. Or Inspired?DefrostPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicClancy Holy ››› “To End All Wars” (2001, War) League of Grateful SonsSaints and Soldiers Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang ››› “The Longest Yard” (1974, Comedy) Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert, Ed Lauter. (CC) ›› “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” (2004) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Foot Fist Way” (2006, Comedy) Danny R. McBride. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (4:30) ›››› “Red River” (1948)

›››› “Dinner at Eight” (1933, Comedy) Marie Dressler. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Topper” (1937, Comedy) Cary Grant, Constance Bennett. (CC)

›››› “Father of the Bride” (1950, Comedy) Spencer Tracy. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Merrily We Live” (1938) Brian Aherne, Constance Bennett. (CC)

››› “The Barkleys of Broadway” (1949, Musical) Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers. (CC) Winning Wings (TLC) Lottery ChangedUndercover BossOn the On the TattooTattooUndercover BossOn the On the TattooTattooLottery ChangedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Forrest Gump”

››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) Premiere. ›› “Annapolis” (2006, Drama) (CC) ››› “Good Will Hunting” (1997) Matt Damon. Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Planet 51” (2009) Jessica Biel King/HillDelocateEagleFam GuyBoonBoonBleachTo Be AnnouncedFullmetalTBACowboyBleachTo Be AnnouncedFullmetalTBACowboyLooneyLooney (TRAV) Big Beef ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS A young sailor’s body is found.

NCIS “Outlaws and In-Laws” (S) (CC) NCIS “Royals and Loyals” (S) (CC) › “Land of the Lost” (2009, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel. (CC) NCIS “Sea Dog” (S) (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ninja Kitchen Monk (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsChrisChrisSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’t ››› “Chicago” (2002, Musical) WorldScudder

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NCIS “Agent Afloat” (S) (CC)

(HBO) “Harry Potter Deathly Hallows” ››› “Kung Fu Panda 2” (2011) Voices of Jack Black. 24/7

›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (CC) 24/7(11:55) Game of Thrones (S) (CC) (12:55) ›› “Paul” (2011) Simon Pegg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Eagle” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:10) ›› “Underworld” (2003) (:15) › “Your Highness” (2011, Comedy) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Beginners” (2010) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (CC) Girl’s Guide (:15) “Sexual Quest” (2011) Charmane Star. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart. A rightwing militarist pursues the mutants. ‘PG-13’

›› “Fortress” (1985, Suspense) Rachel Ward. (S) (CC) ›› “D.C. Cab” (1983) Adam Baldwin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (:05) ››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Source Code” (2011, Suspense) Jake Gyllenhaal. ‘PG-13’ The Borgias Juan returns from Spain. Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:05) ›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) Matthew Modine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Route 666” (2001, Horror) Lou Diamond Phillips. ‘R’ (:35) “Kill Katie Malone” (2010) Masiela Lusha. (S) ‘R’

(:10) › “Route 666” (2001) Lou Diamond Phillips. ‘R’

(:45) “Kill Katie Malone” (2010, Horror) Masiela Lusha, Lil J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Raw Deal” (1986) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘R’

(:10) ››› “The Other Man” (2008) Liam Neeson. “Little Match”

›› “Joe the King” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (TMC) ››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)