Hebert re-embarks on the road to love

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

If you haven’t had enough dramatic rose ceremonies for one year, fear not. More are on the way.

And the person propelling them has plenty of recent experience.The second runner-up on the latest edition of “The Bachelor,” Ashley Hebert didn’t even reach the ceremony that would have denied her a rose, since Brad Womack informed her early that he wouldn’t be choosing her. Now Hebert gets to do the choosing among 25 romantic prospects: She becomes “The Bachelorette” when the seventh season of the unscripted ABC series begins Monday, May 23.

“It’s actually been great,” the spirited Hebert says while taping in Thailand.“Very early on, I had a little up and a little down ... but I guess that makes for a good season, right? I expected that coming in, but I didn’t expect it to happen so quickly. I’m in a really great place now, though, so things are looking promising.”

A former Junior Miss from Maine who has been completing her dentistry degree in Philadelphia, Hebert claims she “really didn’t” have any qualms about going through the “Bachelorette” process shortly after her “Bachelor” stint.

“As soon as I was approached about it, I thought it would be a great thing for me,” she says.“It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I felt like I was at a point in my life where I was ready to find somebody. I think I would be stupid to turn it down.

“My relationship with Brad really primed me for what was yet to come,” she adds.“The most

Lisa bought a number of sexy items on Patrick’s credit card and sent him email alerts, which Robin mistook for her recent Jacuzzi purchase.

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Marty tried to escape through Angel Square but bumped into Matthew and Destiny. Brody staggered in with a head wound, courtesy of Marty, who also had his son. He told Natalie that Liam was safe at home, though the baby was actually at the Minuteman Motel. Ford discovered his ex-wife was now a man. Cutter challenged Wes to arm wrestling and wound up kissing. good season. Right now, I know we have a great season.There are several episodes where I don’t know how we’re going to get it all into two hours.”

The Young and the Restless Tucker and Abby were r ushed to the hospital. Detective Mauro told Ashley that because of the empty vodka bottle in Abby’s vehicle, she had to take a Breathalyzer test. Kay consented to surgery to stop the bleeding in Tucker’s skull.Victor and Diane faced off about Diane reporting that Ashley hit Tucker on purpose. Victor planned to have a new annulment drawn up, and Diane would be penniless.

The results of “The Bachelorette” have been mixed overall. Of Hebert’s six predecessors, only two remain in their relationships from the show: First-season “star” Trista Rehn is married to Ryan Sutter, with whom she has two children, and Ali Fedotowsky is still engaged to Roberto Martinez from last season.

If being on “The Bachelor” had a fairy-tale quality for Hebert, she was confident that as the one woman on “The Bachelorette,” her return would “surpass it, if anything. I felt like I personally missed out on a lot of the fun, because I had a hard time dating in that situation. Being on this side, it’s so much better, and I feel like I’m enjoying it so much more.

Solution

There were other girls he had much deeper relationships with, but also, she wasn’t ready.

Former “The Bachelor” second runner-up Ashley Hebert stars in “The Bachelorette” beginning Monday on ABC. important thing I learned was to give everybody a second chance. This is a tough situation to be in, and being on this side, I can appreciate what it’s like and how hard it is. I think I have a little more understanding of it than someone like Brad, who’s never been on the other side of it.”

Second-time “Bachelor”

Womack ultimately chose Emily Maynard, but at this writing, it was uncertain whether their engagement was still on.

“Bachelorette” and “Bachelor” host Chris Harrison says he and Hebert have become friends during her time with the franchise, but he’s not surprised Womack didn’t pick her.

“I like her so much, it’s hard for me to say this, but it was deserved at the time,” Harrison says.“It was time for her to go.

“She was a little hung up with really allowing Brad in, and as I told her when we started this, ‘You can’t go through it like that. You can’t keep your guard up the entire time. It’s just not the way it works.’You have to be able to make a fool of yourself and let go, and this season, she’s been able to do that.With Brad, she wasn’t.”

There’s still a price to be paid, though, which Harrison recognizes.“You’ll see, pretty early on, that she gets hurt along the way.That’s how it’s happened with ‘The Bachelorette’lately there’s been a lot of heartache to get to a great end result.When you’re in the middle, you can already tell if it’s going to be a

“I am slightly more in control, but it’s important for people to realize that just because I’m ‘The Bachelorette,’ it doesn’t mean everyone’s going to fall in love with me or that I’m right for everyone. I’m just looking to see who I have a connection with.”

Seeking such a connection may never be more overwhelming than upon the arrival of all the men at the start of the first episode.

“I had so much anxiety that first night,” Hebert admits. “Watching the guys step out of the limo ... on the one hand, I was really nervous and on the other hand, I was really excited. Everything turned out great, so I have no insecurities now. I feel really strongly that this is going to work for me.”

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Elvis Mitchell ›› “Reunion in France” (1942) (TLC) Spouse vs. HouseLottery ChangedExtreme Extreme Spouse vs. HouseExtreme Extreme Spouse vs. HouseLottery ChangedSpouse vs. HousePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Certain AgeCertain AgeCertain AgeMemphis BeatCold Case (CC) NUMB3RS “Hydra” NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Reunion” (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenHistorySquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyJohnny (TRAV) CarniCarniFoodFoodMan v. FoodConConFoodFoodMan v. FoodConConFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost DaringRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost DaringThe InvestigatorsForensicRemovalPaidPaid (TVLAND)

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A woman witnesses a murder.

“Caught on Tape” (S) (CC)

Navy commander’s death. (S)

“Code of Conduct” (CC)

Crime Scene Investigation (S) the Bullet” (2004, Horror) Jonathan Jackson, David Arquette. (CC)

(VS) AdvenPregameNHL Hockey Conference Final:Teams TBA. (Live) HockeyBull RidingBull RidingProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “How to Train Your Dragon” ‘PG’ Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Game of Thrones “A Golden Crown”

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Treme Davis discovers new talent.

››› “The People vs. Larry Flynt” (1996) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Alive Day Memories: Home”

(:15) ›› “Joseph Conrad’s The Secret Agent” (1996) Bob Hoskins. (S) ‘R’

Masterclass (S) “Cats & Dogs” (MAX) (5:15) ›› “The Box” (2009) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Hangover” (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’

(:40) “Housewives From Another World” (2010) (S) ‘NR’

Femme Fatales (:35) › “Catwoman” (2004, Action) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) ›› “The Peacemaker” (1997, Action) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Flock” (2007) Richard Gere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) › “Next Day Air” (2009) ‘R’ U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Inside NASCAR Penn & Teller The Borgias “Nessuno (Nobody)” (S) Inside NASCAR Gigolos (iTV) (S) The Borgias “Nessuno (Nobody)” (S) “The Chaos Experiment” (2009) Val Kilmer. iTV. (S) ‘R’ The 2011 AVN Awards (iTV) Erotic filmmaking awards. (S) (CC) (:20) “Finding Bliss” (2009) Leelee Sobieski.‘R’ (CC)

(4:55) “Valentino: The Last Emperor” (TMC) “The City of Your Final Destination”

›› “Necessary Roughness” (1991, Comedy) Scott Bakula. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) (S) ‘R’

›› “Housebroken” (2009) Danny DeVito.‘R’ (CC)

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(12:15) “Ghost in a Teeny Bikini” (2006) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) “Order of Chaos” (2009) Rhys Coiro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993, Drama) Rosalind Chao, Tamlyn Tomita. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Sell Dead”

THURSDAY EVENING MAY 26, 2011

(CC) (12:01) The First 48 (CC) Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters

(AMC) (5:00) ›› “Rocky IV” (1985) (CC) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997) Jeff Goldblum. An expedition returns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress. (CC) The Killing “Undertow” (S) (CC) (:02) ››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999, Suspense) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (CC) The Killing “Undertow” (S) (CC) (:32) ›› “Life” (1999, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Obba Babatunde. (CC)

Program (AP) Life “Fish”(CC) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersLife “Fish”(CC) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NJHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportApocalypse 2012Code Wars:Code Wars:Mad MoneyCode Wars:Code Wars:PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkTosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0FturamaSunnyDailyColbertMacdonLisa LampanelliComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchAmerican ChopperSwords: LifeAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperSwords: LifeCounty Jail: MiamiPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckDeck“Beverly Hills Chihuahua”DeckDeckDeckGood Good HannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasLittleLittleJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialPrettyPrettyChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

TennisFinal ScrFinal ScrWorld Poker Tour:PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”Two Two Two Two ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) European PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, First Round. From Irving, Texas. Golf Central Golf Senior PGA Championship, First Round. From Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville, Ky. GolfRocco Mediate Paid Program Paid Program Hank Haney Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.SellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersSellingSellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLand (HIST) Dogfights (CC) Swamp PeopleSwamp People (N) MountedMountedMountedMountedSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleMountedMountedMountedMountedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) BrainSponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisHomeHomeHomeHomeFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) TNA Wrestling (N) (S) UFC Unleashed (S) MANMANTrailersRamThe Shield (CC) EntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Star Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:NextStar Trek:Next › “Ice Spiders” (2007, Horror) “The Hive” (2008) Tom Wopat. (CC) Early Edition (S) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindDavid J.WinningY’r DayPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidJeffreyChangPraise the Lord (CC) BiblicalRonLuceTurning PointDr Wom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. A fasttalking lawyer cannot tell a lie. (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

ConanLopez Tonight ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. A fasttalking lawyer cannot tell a lie. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ››› “McLintock!” (CC)

Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

› “The Unguarded Moment” (1956, Drama) Esther Williams, George Nader.

›› “Andy Hardy’s Double Life” (1942) Lewis Stone.

(:45) ›› “A Guy Named Joe” (1943, Fantasy) Spencer Tracy, Irene Dunne. (CC) (DVS)

›› “The Hoodlum Saint” (1946) William Powell, Esther Williams. (CC) ››› “Callaway Went Thataway” (1951, Western) (CC) MGM Parade ›› “Valley of the Giants” (1938) (TLC) PawnPawnPolice WomenPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPawnPawnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) PregameNBA BasketballInside the NBA (N) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Memphis BeatNBA BasketballPreviewAngel (S) (CC) (TOON) GumballAdvenRegularMADKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleCheySquidKing-HillKing-HillLooneyJohnny (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond 3’s Company

(CC) (:05) NCIS “Jet Lag” (S) (CC) (12:05) NCIS “Jack Knife” (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “The Big Bounce” (2004) Owen Wilson, Morgan Freeman. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) AdvenAdvenCountdown to UFCWorld Extreme CagefightingCountdown to UFCWorld Extreme CagefightingAdvenAdvenPaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) › “Juwanna Mann” (CC) ››› “How to Die in Oregon” (2011, Documentary) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Treme Davis discovers new talent. Real Sex “Down and Dirty” (CC)

(10:50) ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera. (S) ‘PG-13’

(12:50) ››› “Adaptation” (2002) Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ››› “How to Die in Oregon” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Scott Pilgrim “Murderous Intent” (1995) (CC) (MAX)

(5:30) ››› “The Kids Are All Right”

(:15) ›› “The Wolfman” (2010, Horror) Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Deal” (2005, Suspense) Christian Slater. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan.‘PG-13’

›› “Basic” (2003, Suspense) John Travolta. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) Lingerie 02 (S) (CC)

(:40)

›› “Black Cadillac” (2003) Randy Quaid. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Pirates” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(1:50) ›› “Wrong Turn” ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Switch” (1991, Fantasy) Ellen Barkin, Jimmy Smits. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Puppet Masters” (1994) Donald Sutherland, Eric Thal.‘R’ (CC)

“Adam Resurrected” (2008, Drama) Jeff Goldblum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Antwone Fisher” (2002) (CC) (SHOW) ›› “The Joneses” (2009) David Duchovny, Demi Moore. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (7:50) Legally Brown (N) (CC) Nurse Jackie DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (CC) DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (S) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) (:15) Nick DiPaolo: Raw Nerve (iTV) (:15) ›› “Birds of America” (2008) Matthew Perry. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Before and After” (1996, Drama) Meryl Streep. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) (5:20) “Night of the Living Dead” ‘NR’

›› “Miracle at St. Anna” (2008, War) Derek Luke, Michael Ealy. Premiere. Four black soldiers get trapped behind enemy lines in Italy. (CC) ››› “Halls of Montezuma” (1950, War) Richard Widmark, Jack Palance. (CC) › “Jet Attack” (1958) John Agar. (AP) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) (5:00) ››› “A Few Good Men” ›› “Bee Movie” (2007, Comedy) ›› “Bee Movie” (2007, Comedy)

“Patton” (1970, Biography) George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates. Gen. George S. Patton fights World War II. (CC)

“A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. PaidPaidPaidPaidCeleb. Apprentice (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) The Oprah EffectMad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0ComedyComedyComedyComedyLisa LampanelliSouth PkSouth Pk ›› “Clerks II” (2006, Comedy) (CC) ›› “The Slammin’ Salmon” (2009) PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (N) BrothersBrothersDual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) BrothersBrothers1 Way One PaidBodyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) DeckDeck“The Suite Life Movie”DeckGood Good Good Good Good Good DeckDeckDeck“Zenon:Girl”CharlieLittleMoversChugJungleBabar (E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialThe E Spec.ChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterNBA CountdownNBA BasketballSportsCenter (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA BasketballSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional:Teams TBA. (N) (CC)

Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional:Teams TBA. (N) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) AFL Premiership Football Gold Coast Suns vs. Geelong Cats. (N) (Live) (EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryThe World OverRomeWomen Daily MassLife on the RockParableDefendVaticanNFPJoy MuSaintsEWTN PresentsOriginalSwear

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Point” (2008, Suspense) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) European PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf HP Byron Nelson Championship, Second Round. From Irving, Texas. Golf Central Golf Senior PGA Championship, Second Round. From Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville, Ky. Gary McCord GolfPaid Program Paid Program Rocco Mediate Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central

(HGTV) HuntersHouseHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) To Be AnnouncedAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmerican PickersPawnPawnAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(LIFE) PawnPawnReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) BrainiCarly (S) Big TimeVictoChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersJimmyRugrats (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Coal (S)

MANMAN“American Pie: Book of Love”MANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Malibu Shark”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) “Lake Placid 2” (2007) John Schneider. ›› “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus”“Kraken:Tentacles of the Deep” (CC) “Sea Beast” (2009) Corin Nemec. (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Sup.PottersBehindLindseyOsteenPricePraise the Lord (CC) Life FoPrinceClementChangCelebrityJourney of LightThe XtremeImpactStoriesStoryCherubPaha (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

›› “The Wedding Planner” (2001, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez. (CC)

Men of a Certain Age (CC)

Men of a Certain Age (CC)

›› “Jersey Girl” (2004, Romance-Comedy) Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler.

›› “Entrapment” (1999, Action) Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta-Jones. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Silver River” (1948) (CC)

››› “Run Silent, Run Deep” (1958, War) Clark Gable, Burt Lancaster. (CC)

››› “Destination Tokyo” (1943) Cary Grant. Sub captain navigates Tokyo Bay, depth charges.

›› “Up Periscope” (1959, War) James Garner, Edmond O’Brien. (CC)

›› “Torpedo Run” (1958, War) Glenn Ford. (CC)

(:15) ›› “Hell Below” (1933) Robert Montgomery, Madge Evans. (CC)

›› “Tank Battalion” (1958) (CC) (TLC) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) PaidBodyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) ››› “Men in Black” (1997) (CC) (:05) ›› “Men in Black II” (2002) (10:50) ›› “Lethal Weapon 4” (1998, Action) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY “Blink”(S) PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) BatmanJusticeJusticeJusticeKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the SquidbillKing-HillKing-HillJerryLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny

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(CC) (USA) NCIS “Double Identity” (S) (CC)

›› “National Treasure” (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage. A man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence. (CC)

››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. A cop matches wits with a bank robber. (CC)

› “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Assassination attempt. (CC) (VS) AdvenAdven ›› “Youngblood” (1986) Rob Lowe. ›› “Youngblood” (1986) Rob Lowe. HockeyWorld Extreme CagefightingAdvenPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosSingsaAdelante

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(HBO) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian” Bridesmaids Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden (S)

Too Big to Fail ›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:55) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Leave It to Beaver” (1997) (S) (MAX) (5:45) › “Land of the Lost” (2009) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘PG-13’

››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (S)

Femme Fatales “Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Wars” (2008) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) ›› “Renegades” (1989) Kiefer Sutherland.‘R’ (:35) › “The Skulls” (2000, Suspense) Joshua Jackson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Flipped” ‘PG’ (SHOW) ››› “Adventureland” (2009) Jesse Eisenberg. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen. (:45) Gigolos (S) DiaryCall Girl (:45) Nick Cannon: Mr. Showbiz (CC) (:45) ››› “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother” (2008) Jamie Kennedy: Uncomfortable (:35) › “Furry Vengeance” (2010) Brendan Fraser.‘PG’ (TMC) (5:15) ››› “A Single Man” (2009)

››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “The Tournament” (2009) Robert Carlyle. (S) ‘R’ (:40) “Wushu Warrior” (2008) Matt Frewer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (12:05) ›› “Flawless” (2007, Crime Drama) Michael Caine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Chéri” (2009) Michelle Pfeiffer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Smithereens” (1982) Susan Berman.‘R’ Filmmaker “Piccadilly Jim” MAY 22 - 28, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

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›››› “Patton” (1970, Biography) George C. Scott, Karl Malden. Gen. George S. Patton fights World War II. (CC) (AP) Human Prey (CC) Crocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogPit Boss (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) (CC) WildWildWildWildWildWildAlaska WildlifeMountain GatorsHand Fishin’ (BRAVO) Celeb. ApprenticeTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/NJHousewives/NJ (CNBC)

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Foster, Lloyd Nolan. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Dirty Dozen” (1967, War) Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson. Major turns 12 GI felons into commandos. (CC) (:45) ››› “Tora! Tora! Tora!” (1970, War) Martin Balsam, Soh Yamamura. History of Pearl Harbor attack, seen from both sides. (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomYour MoneyNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy“Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure”“Tenacious D in:The Pick of Destiny”ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs ›› “Accepted”

›› “Starstruck” (2010) Shake ItShake ItShake ItShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! News (N) The Daily 10E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (Live) (CC) College SoftballUpdateCollege SoftballUpdateCollege Softball (ESPN2) AFL PremiershipBassmastersNBANBANASCAR RacingNASCARNHRA Drag RacingTimbersportsBilliardsBilliardsBilliardsCollege LacrosseUpdateLa (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutCatholicAngelsLucyKnightsHoly Daily MassReliEuchaShowcaseChapletRosaryApol.Apol.Sunday NightLifeGod

(FAM) Boy Boy ››› “Happy Feet” (2006) Robin Williams ››› “Ice Age” (2002, Comedy) ›› “Sky High” (2005) Kurt Russell ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams. ›› “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” (2008)

Adam Sandler. ››› “Role Models” (2008, Comedy) (GOLF) CentralCentralPaidPaidEuropean PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. (N) (Live) GolfGolfNow Top 10Top 10Top 10Big BreakBig BreakGolf FixCentralEuro (HGTV) OutdoorBlockYardYardHolmes on HomesIncomeProf.CrashersBathTo SellTo SellBlockUnsellaCash,DesignBuckSecretsCandiceSummerDearColorFavoriteTo Sell (HIST) To Be AnnouncedAmerica the Story of Us (CC) America the Story of Us (CC) America the Story of Us (CC) America the Story of Us (CC) America the Story of Us (CC) America-Story (LIFE)

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