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BY JAY BOBBIN
•What are you currently reading?
“I’m trying to read ... I don’t know if I should say it, but there’s this big phenomenon (‘Fifty Shades of Grey’), and I’ve only gotten through, like, the first 10 pages. When I get a break, maybe I can read it this summer. I feel like if I don’t read it, I’m not in pop culture.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I had my ginger chicken soup, and I also had a shrimp quesadilla.”
•What is your next project?
“To finish up my book tour, then to go back in and do more ‘Giada at Home.’ ”
•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“Last September, I took an extension of three days while I was shooting ‘Giada in Paradise’ in Bora Bora.”
In Focus
“My Music: The Experience,” www.youtube.com/user/ MyMusicShow
Created by filmmakers Benny and Rafi Fine, this scripted mockumentary premiered in April and focuses on the day-to-day travails of a transmedia music production company, headed by CEO Indie (Adam Busch of TBS’ new comedy “Men at Work), along with its eccentric staff and stable of artists. Four shows air each week: the Web series on Sundays, a live variety show on Mondays, a music news show on Wednesdays and “The Mosh” on Fridays. Guest stars include Felicia Day (“The Guild”).
“Workaholics: The Other Cubicle,” www.cc.com/theothercubicle
On May 20, Comedy Central released the Web original series “Workaholics: The Other Cubicle,” from the creative team behind the TV series “Workaholics.” It follows some of the other TelAmeriCorp telemarketers: Montez Walker (Erik Griffin), Jet Set (Jet Set Hudson) and Waymond Womano (Waymond Lee).
The first Web-exclusive episode, directed by Kevin Etten, begins with a dispute over a Cinco de Mayo lunch and ends in a hotsauce fight between Montez and Jet Set.
“NBC Politics App,” on.msnbc.com/NBCPoliticsApp
As election season heats up, political news junkies have one more way to keep abreast of the latest developments with this iPad and iPhone app that brings together videos and reports, along with interactive tools, graphics and games, featuring such NBC correspondents as David Gregory, Chuck Todd and Andrea Mitchell. Along with show clips, the app also has a “Battleground Map,” tracking state elections and how they affect electoral votes.
(AP) Mermaids: The Body Found (S) River Monsters “Lair of Giants” (S) River Monsters “Lair of Giants” (S) Mermaids: The Body Found (S) River Monsters (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJHousewives/NJDon’t BeDon’t BeBethenny Ever Bethenny Ever Housewives/NJDon’t BeDon’t BeHousewives/OCBethenny Ever PaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NYC (CNBC) J. Crew andCostco CrazeCocaine Cowboys Costco CrazeCocaine Cowboys PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkWork.Work.Work.Work.Work.Work.SunnyFturamaChapChapSwardComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperOutlaw Empires (S) American ChopperOutlaw Empires (S) American ChopperAmerican ChopperPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) JessieGood Good Good Good Good ANT JessiePhineasShake ItWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomRandomDeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasLittleChug (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialScouted ChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupSoupChelseaChelseaE!
Poker After DarkPoker After DarkPoker After DarkPoker After DarkNBC Sports TalkPoker After DarkDarts
(NICK) Victorious (CC) “Rags” (2012) Max Schneider. (CC)
(SPIKE) Band of BrothersPolice VideosStingsStingsPolice VideosPolice VideosWildest Police VideosWays Police VideosUnsolved MysteryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Indiana Jones” ››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. (CC) ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008) Daniel Craig. › “Mutant Chronicles” (2008) Thomas Jane. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) SoldiersPottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tisFlag of My Father MedalOsteenMannaHoly CrefloThe Conscientious ObjectorTribute to America The Four Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Conan (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “17 Again” (2009, Comedy) Zac Efron, Leslie Mann, Thomas Lennon. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:15) ››› “The Dirty Dozen”, War
›››› “The Bridge on the River Kwai” (1957, War) William Holden, Alec Guinness, Sessue Hayakawa. (CC)
›››› “The Great Escape” (1963) Steve McQueen. Allied POWs stage a daring escape from a Nazi prison camp.
››› “Kelly’s Heroes” (1970, War) Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles. (CC) (DVS) ›› “An Annapolis Story” (1955) John Derek. Premiere. ›› “So Big” (1932, Drama) (TLC) CakeCakeCake Boss (CC) CakeCakeExtreme Extreme Cake Boss (CC) CakeCakeExtreme Extreme CakeCakePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) Law & Order (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Closer (CC) The Closer (CC) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & IslesFalling SkiesLaw & Order (S) Cold Case (CC) Smallville “Idol” Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenRegularAnnoyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the Aqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) No ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...Not Safe For WorkNot Safe For WorkNot Safe For WorkMen-Men-Not Safe For WorkNot Safe For WorkNot Safe For WorkMen-Men-The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens Roseanne (S) The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. The Jeffersons Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Past Lives” (CC) NCIS “Pyramid” (S) (CC) (DVS)
WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC)
(:05) ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC) (:37) ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “Blackwater” (S)
“Hemingway & Gellhorn” (2012, Docudrama) Clive Owen. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Ricky Gervais (:10) 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Beastie Boys. (CC)
24/7(:10) ››› “Win Win” (2011, ComedyDrama) Paul Giamatti. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“House of the Rising Sun” (2011) Dave Bautista. ‘R’ (CC) “CuttinEdg” (MAX) (5:35) › “Major League II” (1994) Charlie Sheen. (S) ‘PG’ (:20) ›› “Major League: Back to the Minors” (1998)
›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. (S) ‘NR’ (:20) Lingerie (S)
(11:50) Lingerie (:20) ››› “Cedar Rapids” (2011) Ed Helms. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (1:50) ››› “A Fistful of Dollars” (1964) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Deadly Voyage” (1996) Omar Epps. ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Splash” (1984) (S) (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) Weeds (CC) Episodes
››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:35) “Fear Island” (2009) Haylie Duff. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Born Killers” (2005) Jake Muxworthy. ‘R’ (:35) “Haunting Desires” (2003) Beverly Lynne. ‘NR’
(:05) ›› “Chatroom” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Black Hole” (1979) Maximilian Schell. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Whiskers” ‘G’
(:05) “Few Options” (2011) Kenny Johnson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) “Womb” (2010, Science Fiction) Eva Green, Matt Smith. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Bordertown” (2007, Mystery) Jennifer Lopez, Antonio Banderas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Dead Again” (1991) Kenneth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:35) “Psych:9” (2010, Suspense) Sara Foster. ‘R’ “The Violent Kind” (2010) Cory Knauf. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
TUESDAY EVENING MAY 29, 2012
››› “Space Cowboys” (2000) Clint Eastwood. NASA reunites four aging flyboys for an urgent mission. (CC) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. A New York cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge.
“Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (2001) Ben Affleck, Jeff Anderson. (CC)
››› “The Darjeeling Limited” (2007) Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody. (CC)
Program (AP) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) BearsBearsBearsBearsWild Russia (CC) BearsBearsBearsBearsWild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) BearsBearsBearsBearsOranguEden
(BRAVO) Housewives/OCOrange-SocialHousewives/OCPregnant in HeelsHappensHousewives/OCPregnant in HeelsHousewives/OCHappensHappensDon’t BePaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NYC (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsExecutive VisionOn the MoneyMad MoneyFast MoneyExecutive VisionPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) ColbertDailyWork.Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Work.DailyColbertTosh.0Work.DailyColbertSunnyTosh.0Work.RENO SwardComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest Catch “The Aftermath” (N) The Devil’s RideDeadliest Catch “The Aftermath” (S) The Devil’s RideDeadliest CatchPaidPaidPaintPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo
(DISN) ANT JessieAustin“Radio Rebel” (2012) (S) ANT JessiePhineasShake ItWizardsWizardsGood Good ANT ANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasLittleChug (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidKitchenPaidPaid
(ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N)
SportsCenter Special (N) (CC)
Live (N) (CC) Super Bowl Super Bowl NFL Live (CC)
(NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) ’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearNannyNannyNannyMattersTBAParentsSponge.
(SPIKE) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways 1,000 Ways to DieWays Ways Ways Ways Ways EntouEntouEntouEntouPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(SYFY) Fact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedHollywd-TrsrFact or FakedHollywd-TrsrGhost WhispererStargate SG-1 (S) (CC) “Moby Dick” (2010) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CrossPottersBehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeParsleyPraise the Lord (CC) ACLJHead-OnFull CrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Miracles AroundEvidnceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)
› “Delta Farce” (2007, Comedy) Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:45) ›› “Breakfast for Two”
››› “Carmen Jones” (1954) Dorothy Dandridge, Harry Belafonte.
›› “Bright Road” (1953) Dorothy Dandridge. (CC)
›› “The Harlem Globetrotters” (1951) Thomas Gomez.
›› “The Decks Ran Red” (1958) James Mason. ›› “Tarzan’s Peril” (1951) Lex Barker, Virginia Huston.
›› “Irene” (1940, Musical Comedy) Anna Neagle, Ray Milland. (CC)
“The Barretts of Wimpole Street” (TLC) What Not to WearWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig StyleBig StyleWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig StyleBig StyleWhat Not to WearPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGown Crazy (CC) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC)
NBA Pregame (N) NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) Falling Skies (CC)
PreviewNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. PreviewAngel “Reunion” (TOON) AdvenGumballLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the Aqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumGem Hunt (N) Off Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumGem Hunt (CC) Off Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorkedWorkedPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorkedWorkedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Necessary Roughness (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:05) ›› “The Ladykillers” (2004, Comedy) Tom Hanks, Irma P. Hall. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Faith” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) Fight Game ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. Prometheus 24/7Veep (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “Blackwater” (S) Ricky Gervais (:45) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Cathouse (1:55) › “Sniper 2” (2002) Tom Berenger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
The Battle for Marjah U.S. Marines battle the Taliban. (S) ››› “Kung Fu Panda 2” (2011) (MAX) (5:00) ››› “My Cousin Vinny” ‘R’
››› “Beginners” (2010) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Snow White ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. ‘PG-13’ Femme Fatales (:15) “Lady Chatterley’s Daughter” (2011) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Volunteers” (1985, Comedy) Tom Hanks, John Candy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Return of the Musketeers” (1989) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines” (1965) (S) ‘G’ (SHOW) Bobcat Goldthwait ››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Air Force One” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “The English Patient” (1996) Ralph Fiennes. Count’s fling with a British newlywed leads to tragedy. ‘R’
››› “The Cry of the Owl” (2009) Paddy Considine. ‘R’ (:40) “Forged” (2010, Drama) Manny Perez. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Godzilla” (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “SuicideGirls Must Die!” (2010) Amina Suicide. (S) ‘R’
“Big Money Rustlas” (2010) Violent J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Tricks” (1997, Drama) Mimi Rogers. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Even the Rain” (2010) Luis Tosar. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Ernest Scared”
(:45) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) “Ahead of Time” (2009) ‘NR’ (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Believers” (2007) ‘R’
(AMC) CSI: Miami “Power Trip” (S) (CC)
››› “Cinderella Man” (2005) Russell Crowe. Down-and-out boxer Jim Braddock makes a dramatic comeback. (CC)
››› “A League of Their Own” (1992) Tom Hanks. A women’s professional baseball league debuts in 1943. (CC)
›› “Bachelor Party” (1984) Tom Hanks. Hookers, mule and more show up for guy’s bash. (CC) Mad Men “The Other Woman” Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) WildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanMud Lovin’WildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanMud Lovin’WildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanMud Lovin’OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHousewives/OCAround the WorldAround the WorldHappensAround the WorldAround the WorldPregnant in HeelsHappensHappensDon’t BePaidPaidPaidPaidDon’t BeDon’t Be (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) ColbertDailyChapKeySouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkFturamaDailyColbertSunnyFturamaFturamaTogetherNick SwardsonPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) AuctionAuctionAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (N) AuctionAuctionAmerican Guns (S) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionPaidPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT JessieShake It ›› “16 Wishes” (2010) (S) ANT JessiePhineasShake ItWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomRandomDeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasLittleChug (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialSoupE Spec.ChelseaE! News ChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) NBA CountdownLotteryNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)
NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Interruption U.S. Soccer Soccer United States vs. Brazil. From Landover, Md. (N) (Live) (CC)
MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
NBA Tonight (N) NASCAR Now MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) (CC)
2012 French Open Tennis Second Round. (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsCatholic.FaithWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveGenesisSavoringBasilicasBen.CatholicApo.D. HildebrandOriginalServant
(FAM) MelissaMelissaMelissaMelissa ››› “My Fake Fiancé” (2009) The 700 ClubPrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea (FSN) UFCBarflyTwinsSpotlightTwins Classics SpotlightSpotlightWorld Poker TourUFC UnleashedDan PatrickPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
DigAm DigAuctionWays Am DigAm DigAm Dig(:42) Entourage (S) EntouPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) TotalTotalTotalTotalTotalTotalTotalTotalGhost Hunters (S) TotalTotalLost Girl (S) (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) “Beyond Loch Ness” (2008, Suspense) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (CC) GoodDupl’tisEasterCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) BibleAgainstCrossWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangConan John Krasinski; Jenny Slate. Men at Work Men at Work Conan John Krasinski; Jenny Slate. Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)
›› “Final Destination 3” (2006, Horror) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Thalberg: Prince of Hollywood ››› “Ride the High Country” (1962) Randolph Scott. (:45) ›› “The Tall Stranger” (1957, Western) (:15) ››› “Wells Fargo” (1937) Joel McCrea, Frances Dee. Premiere. (12:15) ›› “Fort Massacre” (1958) Joel McCrea. (:45) ›› “Frenchie” (1951, Western) Shelley Winters, Joel McCrea. Premiere. ›› “Trooper Hook” (1957, Western) Joel McCrea. ›› “Crime Doctor” (1943)
(TLC) Toddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHeavy Haulers (S)
(TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Men-Men-CSI: NY (S) (CC) Franklin & BashLaw & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) NinjaGoNinjaGoNinjaGoLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the Aqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsFoodFoodMan v Man v Bggg Bggg FoodFoodMan v Man v Bggg Bggg FoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoBait CarBait CarRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Cleveland Happily Divorced King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Happily Divorced Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Caught on Tape” (S) (CC)
NCIS A suicide may be a murder.
NCIS Bored housewives. (S) (CC)
NCIS Murdered model. (S) (CC) Fairly Legal “Bait & Switch” (CC) Necessary Roughness Playoff curse. NCIS A Mafia dumping ground. House “Top Secret” (S) (CC) House “Fetal Position” (S) (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) House A possible contagious virus. (WGN-A) MLB Baseball News at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (:15) ››› “Kung Fu Panda 2” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Snow White Veep (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC)
Game of Thrones “Blackwater” (S)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
Game of Thrones “Blackwater” (S) (12:15) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
George Lopez: America’s Mexican (:10) ›› “3000 Miles to Graceland” (2001, Action) Kurt Russell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Prometheus “DiaryWimpy” (MAX) (5:15) “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”
›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Michael Sheen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Pool Boys” (2009) Matthew Lillard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Femme Fatales Forbidden Science Feature 1: Endless Possibilities A compilation of episodes.
›› “The Man in the Moon” (1991) Sam Waterston. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Hot Rock” (1972) Robert Redford. ‘GP’ (SHOW) ›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) LAFFMOBB Presents (S) (CC) “Ghosts of Goldfield” (2007) Kellan Lutz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” (2000) Cedric the Entertainer. ‘R’ (CC)
› “Ringmaster” (1998) Jerry Springer, Molly Hagan. (S) ‘R’
“Barely Legal” (2011) Jeneta St. Clair. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Merantau” (2009, Action) Christine Hakim. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’ “Mayor Cupcake” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
››› “Personal Velocity” (2002, Drama) (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley. ‘R’ (:05) “Tapestries of Hope” (2009) (S) (TMC) (5:15) › “The Backup Plan” (S) “Something Like a Business” (2010) Kevin Hart. ‘R’
THURSDAY EVENING MAY 31, 2012
Sam gets caught up in another fugitive case. (CC)
››› “The Fugitive” (1993) Harrison Ford. An innocent man must evade the law as he pursues a killer. (CC)
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› “Marmaduke” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:20) › “My 5 Wives” (2000) ‘R’ ›› “The Beaver” (2011) Mel Gibson. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ›› “Cahill, United States Marshal” (1973, Western) John Wayne, George Kennedy. (CC) ››› “Chisum” (1970) John Wayne. A rancher battles an evil land baron in 1870s New Mexico.
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››› “Cairo Time” (2009) Patricia Clarkson. ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “A Summer in Genoa” (2008) Colin Firth. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “A Single Man” (2009, Drama) Colin Firth. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Hotel Rwanda” (2004, Drama) Don Cheadle. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:35) ››› “As Good as It Gets” (1997) Jack Nicholson. (TMC) “The River Why” (2010) Amber Heard. (S)
(AMC) (4:00) ››› “Rio Bravo” (1959) (CC)
›› “Sahara” (2005) Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn. Adventurers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. (CC)
›› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A warrior fights snake worshippers to free a princess.
››› “Rio Bravo” (1959) John Wayne, Dean Martin. Sheriff and deputies try to hold rancher’s brother in jail. (CC) The Pitch “JDRF: Muse & Bozell” Mad Men Trouble with a commercial. (AP) It’s Me or the DogTanked: UnfilteredTanked (N) (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Tanked: UnfilteredIt’s Me or the DogTapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHousewives/OC ››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000) Premiere. ››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000, Suspense) Law Order: CILaw Order: CIPaidPaidPaidPaidMillion Dollar List. (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid
(CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN Presents24/7 PacquiaoCNN NewsroomCNN Presents24/7 PacquiaoCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (5:29) ››› “Wedding Crashers” › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) Premiere. (:01) ››› “Private Parts” (1997) Howard Stern. (:34) ›› “Super Troopers” (2001) South PkWork.Comedy CentralPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid
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(FAM) ›››› “Beauty and the Beast” ›››› “Beauty and the Beast” ›› “The Notebook” (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidScudderMass
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(SPIKE) ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ›› “Green Zone” (2010, Action) Matt Damon. ››› “A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) Am DigAm DigWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) ›››› “Aliens” (1986) (CC) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) ›› “Alien Resurrection” (1997) (CC) ››› “Serenity” (2005) Nathan Fillion. (CC) “Heatstroke” (2008) D.B. Sweeney. PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel“Expecting a Miracle” (2009) HistoryOak VirtualChristian25 MessianicStrangerLindseyGospelHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig Bang ›› “Failure to Launch” (2006) Matthew McConaughey. (CC)
›› “Just Like Heaven” (2005) Reese Witherspoon, Mark Ruffalo. (CC)
›› “The Perfect Man” (2005) Hilary Duff, Heather Locklear, Chris Noth. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Hour of the Gun” ››› “Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” (1974) Ellen Burstyn. (CC)
(:15) ››› “Alice” (1990) Mia Farrow, Joe Mantegna, William Hurt. (CC) (:15) ››› “I Love You, Alice B. Toklas” (1968) Peter Sellers, Jo Van Fleet.
››› “Alice’s Restaurant” (1969) Arlo Guthrie, Pat Quinn.
››› “Whatever Happened to Aunt Alice?” (1969) Geraldine Page. (CC)
››› “Young Bess” (1953) (CC) (TLC) To Be AnnouncedUndercover BossUndercover BossOn the On the Undercover BossUndercover BossOn the On the To Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Fun With Dick & Jane” (CC) PregameNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) Falling SkiesFalling SkiesPreviewNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) “Level Up” (2011, Fantasy) MADKing/HillDelocateEagleFam GuyBoonBoonBleachTo Be AnnouncedFullmetalTBACowboyBleachTo Be AnnouncedFullmetalTBACowboyLooneyLooney (TRAV) HotelsHotelsGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) StorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageForensicForensicStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (CC) Cheers (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Monk helps his father-in-law. (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsChrisChrisSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’t › “Space Chimps” (2008, Comedy) WorldScudder
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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) (CC)
›› “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” (2011) Jim Carrey. 24/7(:15) Game of Thrones (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ (CC) 24/7“Endure” (2010) Devon Sawa. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Set It Off” (1996, Action) Jada Pinkett, Queen Latifah. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Unstoppable ›› “Getting Even With Dad”
(MAX) (5:30) ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (S) ‘PG-13’
››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (:45) Femme Fatales (S) (CC) Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature 7 (:45) ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “Smilla’s Sense of Snow” (1997, Suspense) Julia Ormond. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ››› “Bananas” (1971) Woody Allen. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (4:35) ››› “As Good as It Gets” Bill Bellamy: Crazy Sexy Dirty (N) (S) Boxing Antonio Tarver vs. Lateef Kayode. Tarver battles Kayode for the International Boxing Organization cruiserweight title. (N) (Live)
›› “The Hunted” (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “King of the Avenue” (2010) Ving Rhames. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “It’s About You” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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› “Bratz” (2007) Nathalia Ramos. (TMC)