COVER STORY Franchitti the joker may be wild

By George Dickie

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IndyCar drivers spend on average about three weeks each year at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in preparation for the series’ biggest race, the Indianapolis 500.

Much of that time is spent testing and adjusting the cars’ setup, getting them just right for the track conditions in the “Greatest Spectacle in Racing,” which this year airs Sunday, May 29, on ABC.Then of course, the drivers must also satisfy the myriad media requests and commitments to sponsors.

Still, that can take up only so much time, leaving drivers, crew and other racing personnel to their own devices to pass the time and combat boredom.

For some, that can mean practical jokes. Back in 2005, then-Andretti Green teammates

Dario Franchitti, Tony Kanaan, Dan Wheldon and Bryan Herta engaged in a friendly war of pranks that culminated in Franchitti hacksawing Kanaan’s expensive racing bike in half during the live broadcast of a nationally run preshow, a debt that Franchitti has since repaid by purchasing Kanaan a new set of wheels.

Still, Franchitti wants what he says is his due.

“The deal was,” says Franchitti, the two-time Indy 500 and three-time IndyCar champ, “that he was going to give me half of the frame I sawed in half, and he was going to keep the other half. He hasn’t given me the other half yet, so I’m waiting for my half bicycle.When I see him at Indy I’m going to be asking for it. ...

“What I’m going to do with half a bicycle, I don’t know. I’ll probably stick it on a wall to remind me,” he says, laughing.

“But I haven’t had much time for practical jokes lately. But Indy’s always a good time for it because we’re there for such a long time, and most of the drivers stay at the track in their buses. So yeah, there could be some practical jokes in there.We’ll see.”

Pranks notwithstanding, what is certain is that a 33-car field that includes Kanaan, Scott Dixon, Danica Patrick, Will Power, Ryan Briscoe and Helio Castroneves will take to the venerable Brickyard’s 2.5-mile quad oval to challenge Franchitti and his 2010 title in the race’s 100th anniversary and 95th overall running.

Franchitti won this race last year under caution after leading it for 155 of 200 laps. He played his fuel strategy perfectly, crossing the track’s brick finish line just ahead of Wheldon with a scant

1.6 gallons of fuel left. Moments later, the 38-year-old Scotsman was sipping from the winner’s traditional quart of milk.

“Had the race gone green,” Franchitti says, “I’m not saying we would have been able to do burnouts on my victory lap. But we had calculated we had enough fuel to make it. So for me, apart for the last 20 laps with having to save fuel, it was a day I was able to run in front.The Target car was very fast, and I was driving it well, and I was able to lead something like 150-odd laps or something. So it was a nice feeling to be out front and leading all those laps.

“But typical Indianapolis,” he says.There’s always something that happens, and you have to adapt to it. So it was definitely an interesting end.”

Weather also has a way of making things interesting at Indy, be it the ever-present crosswinds that can make for unexpected gry when he found Tomas living in his house.Tea had the charges against Tomas dropped. Destiny begged Matt to let his uncle take the murder rap. Joey confronted Aubrey about her lying, and she admitted that she set out to swindle him but fell in love with him. Joey ordered her out of the mansion. Brody leveled with Tess about the baby and confronted Todd about knowing where Marty was hiding. James and Starr checked into the Palace, where they encountered Tomas and Blair. The Young and the Restless Kay was determined to ensure Tucker’s safety, and that included keeping handling issues and force changes in car setup; rain, which can shut things down entirely; or sun and heat, which can affect tire grip and also influence setup.

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A good example of that, says Franchitti, was last year’s race, when “the temperature went up a lot in the two or three days before the race, which means the track loses grip, so you have to adjust the car for that.

“In windy conditions,” he continues, “it can make it very difficult for the driver. All these things kind of have to be taken into consideration, especially with the speeds you’re running there and the fact the setup is so critical. Because there’s so little speed differential between the high speed you go and the slowest speed you go around a lap of Indy that any gust of wind and any slight change in any of the conditions makes quite a big difference.”

Franchitti, who has been racing in the U.S. since 1998 and running at Indy since 2002, also won the Indy 500 under caution in 2007, when rain brought about an early end with 33 laps to go.

Franchitti described that first win as “the culmination of a dream,” and he maintains that the excitement he feels racing and winning at Indy has not diminished with time and success.

“No, not at all,” he says, laughing, “I think because it’s so difficult to win there, like any race. When I won the first race at St. Pete this year, the excitement was every bit as much as my first win in America back in 1998. Obviously, there’s something extra-special about Indy because it’s Indianapolis, and the second one I was as equally excited as the first.”

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(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live) Twins Boys in StoriesFinal ScrWorld Poker Tour:MLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers

(FX) Two Two ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman.

(GOLF) Learning Center 19th Hole (N) Golf Memorial Skins Game. From Dublin, Ohio. Golf Central 19th HoleTop 10Haney Project Haney Project 19th HoleEuro Tour petty officer is murdered. NCIS A Navy diver is murdered. (CC)

Program Gary McCord Men’s Health Paid Program GolfPaid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHousePropertyPropertyIncomePropertyHouseHuntersHuntersIncomeIncomePropertyHouseHuntersHuntersIncomePropertyPropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGround (HIST) Modern HistoryAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPawnPawnSwamp PeopleAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPawnPawnSwamp PeoplePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) PawnPawnThe First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) Vanished, BethMotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) BrainSponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (N) Ultimate FighterUltimate FighterRepoRepoWays Ways MANMANAmazing VideoEntouMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Haunted CollectorHollyHollyHaunted CollectorHollyHollyStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Stir of Echoes:The Homecoming”PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindJeffreyJust V’ImpePraise the Lord (CC) EasterDuplanHistoryChangPraise the Lord (CC) Conquer.E.V. HillBackBibleDifferWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) There Yet? There Yet? Meet the Browns Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne Conan Eric Stonestreet; Ellie Kemper. Lopez TonightConan Eric Stonestreet; Ellie Kemper.

Lopez Tonight ›› “You Got Served” (2004, Drama) Marques Houston, Jarell Houston. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Keeping Company” ››› “The House on 92nd Street” (1945) William Eythe. (:45) ››› “Night Train to Munich” (1940, Suspense) Margaret Lockwood. ››› “Above Suspicion” (1943) Joan Crawford. (12:15) ››› “Odette” (1951, Drama) Anna Neagle, Trevor Howard. ›› “Northern Pursuit” (1943) Errol Flynn. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Yellow Canary” (1943) Anna Neagle. “Conquest” (TLC) Lottery ChangeCake Boss (CC) Extreme Extreme Surprise HomeExtreme Extreme Surprise HomeCake Boss (CC) Lottery ChangePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCoupleCouple (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Franklin & BashCertain AgeFranklin & BashCertain Age(12:04) CSI: NY (S) HawthoRNe (CC) ››› “City Slickers” (1991) Billy Crystal. (CC) Bait CarAngel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBooshSquidbillKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodMan v. FoodMan v Man v Sand M.Sand M.ConConMan v Man v Sand M.Sand M.ConConMan v. FoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TruTV Presents...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost ShockingRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve.

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) ›› “Alpha Dog” (2006, Crime Drama) Bruce Willis, Emile Hirsch. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) SportsPregameNHL Hockey Teams TBA.(N) (Live) HockeyBull RidingBull RidingPaintPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Enough” (2002) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Treme “Feels Like Rain” (S) (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)

››› “Crazy Heart” (2009, Drama) Jeff Bridges, Robert Duvall. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:55) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. Clash, Titans ›› “Beethoven’s 2nd” (1993) ‘PG’ (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Edge of Darkness” ‘R’ (:15) ›› “John Carpenter’s Escape From L.A.” (1996) Kurt Russell.‘R’ (CC) ›› “MacGruber” (2010) Will Forte. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Online Crush” (2010) Aubrey Addams. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(11:50) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Femme Fatales (:20) ›› “The Last Hard Men” (1976) Charlton Heston. ››› “Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry” (1974) Peter Fonda. “Cheech” (SHOW) “Single” › “As Good as Dead” (2010) Cary Elwes.‘R’

Inside NASCAR ›› “The Big Hit” (1998) Mark Wahlberg. iTV. (S) ‘R’

›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Joneses” (2009) David Duchovny.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen. (S) ‘R’

››› “Two Family House” (2000, Drama) Michael Rispoli. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Fifty Dead Men Walking” (2008, Action) Ben Kingsley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) ›› “The Devil and Max Devlin”

Inside NASCAR Gigolos (iTV) (S) “Life Is Hot in Cracktown” (2009) Shannyn Sossamon. (:45) ››› “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” (2010) ‘R’ (:15) Pride:The Gay and Lesbian Comedy Slam (CC) Bobby Slayton: Born to Be Bobby (Off Air) ››› “Outrageous!” (1977) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) “My Last Five Girlfriends”

THURSDAY EVENING JUNE 2, 2011

“The Juror” (1996, Suspense) Demi Moore, Alec Baldwin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Fatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NJHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportWalt:The Man Behind the MythNuclear MeltdownMad MoneyWalt:The Man Behind the MythPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertSouth PkS. ParkSouth PkFturamaFturamaTosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0FturamaSunnyDailyColbertMacdonChapChapComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchRiver Monsters (S) Swords: LifeDeadliest CatchRiver Monsters (S) Swords: LifeCounty Jail (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) WizardsShake ItMovieDeckShake ItGood WizardsWizardsHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasChugBabarOsoJungleLittleLittle (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialPrettyPrettyChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidFlat AbsPaid

(AP) Life “Birds”(CC) Fatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsFatal

(ESPN) (5:00)

(FSN) Due Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. Twins Final ScrGame Twins MLB Baseball: Twins at Royals

(FX) Two Two ›› “X-Men:The Last Stand” (2006) ›› “X-Men:The Last Stand” (2006) › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006)

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WifeMy WifeChrisChrisHomeHomeHomeHomeFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) UFC Unleashed (S)

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ConanLopez TonightConanLopez Tonight ›› “Disturbia” (2007, Suspense) Shia LaBeouf, David Morse, Sarah Roemer. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Thunder Road” (1958)

›› “Godzilla, King of the Monsters” (1956) (:45) ›› “Rodan” (1957) Kenji Sawara, Akihiko Hirata.

(:15) ›› “Ghidora, the Three-Headed Monster” (1965) Yosuke Natsuki.

› “Godzilla vs. Monster Zero” (1966) Nick Adams. (:45) ›› “Dinosaurus!” (1960) Ward Ramsey. (:15) ›› “The Valley of Gwangi” (1969) James Franciscus, Gila Golan. ›› “Don’t Make Waves” (1967) (TLC) Police WomenPolice WomenPolice WomenNY Ink (S) (CC)

Police WomenPolice WomenPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Franklin & BashCSI: NY “Rain”(S) HawthoRNe (CC) Cold Case (CC) ›› “Metro” (1997) Eddie Murphy. Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) GumballAdvenRegularMADKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilBooshSquidbillKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Man v. Food (CC) Man v Man v FoodFoodOff Limits (CC)

Police WomenNY Ink (S) (CC) nal Intent “Crazy” (VS) WEC WrekCageWorld-PokerWorld-PokerWEC WrekCageWorld-PokerWorld-PokerWorld Extreme CagefightingPaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (5:00) ››

“S.W.A.T.” (2003)

Treme (S) (CC) Treme Davis discovers new talent.

Treme “Feels Like Rain” (S) (CC)

Real Sex Xtra Katie Morgan ›› “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Cathouse (:20) ››› “Darkman” (1990) Liam Neeson.‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Weight of Water” (2000) Catherine McCormack. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Masterclass (S) “McHale’s Nvy” (MAX) (:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Terminator Salvation” (2009) Christian Bale. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Forbidden Science 2: Seductive Property” (2009) (CC) ›› “Fright Night Part 2” (1988) Roddy McDowall.‘R’

(:15) ››› “All the Real Girls” (2003, Romance) Paul Schneider. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Jason’s Lyric” (1994, Drama) Allen Payne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Children of God” (2010) Johnny Ferro.‘NR’ (CC) Scenarios USA “Beyond Gay:The Politics of Pride” (2009) Ken Coolen. Pride Comedy Jam (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) ››› “The Reader” (2008, Drama) Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes. iTV. (S) ‘R’

(:35) ›› “Maze” (2000, Romance) Rob Morrow. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Beautiful Girls” (1996, Comedy) Timothy Hutton, Matt Dillon. iTV. (S) ‘R’ ›› “The Deal” (2005) Christian Slater.‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:35) “Harlem Hostel” (2010) ‘NR’

›› “No Good Deed” (2002) Samuel L. Jackson, Milla Jovovich. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Nobel Son” (2007, Suspense) Alan Rickman, Bryan Greenberg. (S) ‘R’

›› “Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground” (2009) (S) ‘NR’ (:35) “Extreme Movie” (2008) Michael Cera. (S) ‘R’

“Lord of the G-Strings” (2003) Misty Mundae.‘R’

›› “Who Is Cletis Tout?” (2001) Christian Slater. (S) ‘R’ (:05) ››› “Targets” (1968) ‘R’

“Seven Seconds”

“Titanic” (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC)

“Titanic” (1997, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC)

(AMC) (4:00) ›› “Hidalgo” (2004) (CC)

› “Texas Rangers” (2001, Western) James Van Der Beek. Premiere. (CC)

›› “Marked for Death” (1990) Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace, Keith David. (CC)

›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999, Science Fiction) Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows. (CC)

› “The Hills Have Eyes 2” (2007) Michael McMillian, Jessica Stroup. (CC) › “Slaughter of the Vampires” (:45) Unsolved The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP)

Whale:After.Whale WarsWhale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale WarsWhale:After.Whale WarsWhale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) (5:00) House (CC) House “Epic Fail” House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House House goes through detox. (S) DecoratorsPlatinum HitPaidPaidPaidPaidMillion Dollar List. (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMexico’s Drug WarThe China Question (N) Mad MoneyThe China QuestionPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0Sinbad:Where U Been?ComedyComedyComedySouth PkSouth PkKattSommore: Queen StandsThe Comedy Central RoastPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (N) BrothersBrothersDual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) BrothersBrothersOut of Egypt (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) Good Good “Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure” (CC) ANT Good Good Good Good SonnyWizardsShake ItGood ›› “Buffalo Dreams” (CC) MoversJungleLittleLittleChugManny (E!) E! News (N) Sex/CitySex/CityE! SpecialThe E Spec.ChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) College SoftballUpdateCollege SoftballSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Football Live NFL Live (N) BoxingBoxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) MMA Live (N) NFL Live (N) BoxingBoxingTyson’s Hits Mike Tyson’s Greatest Hits MMA Live AFL Premiership Football Collingwood vs. St. Kilda. (N) (Live)

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(FAM) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosThe 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. Twins Final ScrAction SportsMLB Baseball: Twins at Royals PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) “Austin Powers” ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) Jason Segel. ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) Jason Segel. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf Memorial Tournament, Second Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf ShopRite LPGA Classic, First Round. From Galloway, N.J. PGA Tour Golf Champions: Principal Charity Classic, First Round. PGA Tour GolfGolf Central Golf Central

(HGTV) HuntersHouseHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) Modern HistoryBrad MeltzerLee & GrantConspiracy? (CC) Brad Meltzer(12:01) Lee & Grant(:01) Conspiracy?PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(LIFE) PawnPawnReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) MotherMotherChrisChrisWillWillChrisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaid (NICK) BrainiCarly (S) Big TimeVictoChrisChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersJimmyRugrats (SPIKE) RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoCoal (S)

MANMAN › “Bangkok Dangerous” (2008) (S) MANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Haunted CollectorWWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) UrbanLegendsHaunted CollectorUrbanLegendsStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate SG-1 (S) › “Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”DarksideDarksidePaidPaid (TBN) Sup.PottersBehindLindseyOsteento ReignPraise the Lord (CC) Life FoWinningClementChangCelebrityJourney of LightThe XtremeImpactStoriesStoryCherubPaha (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)

››› “I Love You, Man” (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. Premiere.

›› “Rock Star” (2001, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston.

› “Saving Silverman” (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Steve Zahn. (CC)

›› “Rock Star” (2001, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Aniston. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM)

“Beachhead” Now Playing ›››› “Father of the Bride” (1950, Comedy) Spencer Tracy. (CC) (DVS)

››› “June Bride” (1948, Comedy) Bette Davis, Robert Montgomery. (CC)

››› “High Society” (1956) Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly. (CC) (DVS)

›› “Grizzly” (1976) Christopher George, Andrew Prine. (:45) › “Night of the Lepus” (1972, Horror) Stuart Whitman, Janet Leigh. Summer of ’63

›› “Kisses for Breakfast” (1941) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesMy Big Fat Gypsy Say YesSay YesMy Big Fat Gypsy Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) ››› “Gran Torino” (2008) Clint Eastwood. (CC) ››› “Gran Torino” (2008) Clint Eastwood. (CC)

››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks. (CC) ››› “Exiled: A Law & Order Movie”Law & Order (S) (TOON) JusticeAdvenMADRegularKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost- MomentGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost- MomentGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TruTV Presents...TruTV Presents...Party HeatParty HeatForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS “Driven”(S) (CC) NCIS A Marine on

Hockey Teams TBA.(N) (Live) HockeyWorld Extreme CagefightingWorld Extreme CagefightingPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. (N) NewsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosSingsaPeople

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (4:45) ››› “Duplicity” (2009) (CC) “Too Big to Fail” (2011) William Hurt. (S) (CC) Art of Getting Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

› “Repo Men” (2010, Science Fiction) Jude Law, Forest Whitaker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:55) ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Jordi Mollà. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Taking Woodstock” (2009) Demetri Martin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Swimfan” (S) (MAX) “Out of Sight” ›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan.‘PG-13’

(:10) ›› “Wild Things” (1998, Suspense) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Femme Fatales “Bikini Time Machine” (2011, Adult) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(11:50) › “Cop Out” (2010) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Blown Away” (1994, Suspense) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “Gattaca” (1997, Science Fiction) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “DiaryWimpy” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Everybody’s Fine” (CC)

›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ (CC) › “Twelve” (2010) Chace Crawford. iTV Premiere.‘R’ (:05) “All American Orgy” (2009) Laura Silverman.‘R’ (:45) “Frat Party” (2009) Randy Wayne.‘R’(CC) (:15) “Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel” (2009) Hugh M. Hefner. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Legally Brown Comics perform. (:45) ››› “The Times of Harvey Milk” (1984) ‘NR’ (TMC) (5:25) ›› “Trucker” (2008)

››› “The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Hurt Locker” (2008, War) Jeremy Renner. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Some Kind of Hero” (1982, Comedy) Richard Pryor.‘R’ (CC) “Busty Cops Go Hawaiian” (2009, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:20) “Group Sex” (2009) Josh Cooke. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Prom Wars” (2008, Comedy) Ricky Ullman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Under Mount”

MAY 29 - JUNE 4, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

(1959, Action) John Wayne,William Holden, Constance Towers. (:15) ››› “Chisum” (1970, Western) John Wayne, Geoffrey Deuel, Forrest Tucker. (CC) (:45) ›› “Cahill, United States Marshal” (1973, Western) John Wayne, George Kennedy. (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Searchers” (1956) John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter. (CC) (AP) Human Prey (CC) Crocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogCats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 “Kittens” My Cat From HellMy Cat From Hell (BRAVO) Million Dollar List.Million Dollar List.DecoratorsTop Chef “Finale” Chef: VegasTop Chef (CC) Top Chef MastersPlatinum HitDecoratorsHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYC (CNBC)

(CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomYour to Lose Friends & Alienate People” ›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) Ben Stiller. (DISC) PaidPaidDiscovery-CMELizzie Borden (S) American ChopperMythBusters (CC) UnUnCops & CoyotesCops & CoyotesCops & CoyotesCops & CoyotesCops & CoyotesTexas Drug Wars the Cable Guy”

(DISN) OsoMickeyMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish DeckDeckWizardsWizardsGood Shake itGood Good “Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure” (CC) WizardsWizardsDeckDeck (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! News (N) The Daily 10E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College SoftballUpdateCollege SoftballSoccer United States vs. Spain. (N) Sport

(ESPN2) AFL PremiershipBassmasters30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC)

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