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Conan

At a campaign rally this week, Ted Cruz’s running mate, Carly Fiorina, fell off the stage. Now, I’m not saying she’s unpopular, but even Carly Fiorina’s ankles don’t support her.

As Bernie Sanders’ campaign winds down, he’s had to fire hundreds of staff members. Now, Bernie is down to a campaign director, a speechwriter and a 22-yearold whose job is to keep explaining to him what Snapchat is.

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

After winning the Indiana primary, Donald Trump is now set to become the first major party nominee without political experience since Dwight Eisenhower, who was a five star general during World War 2. When Trump heard that, he was like: “Big deal, I’m gonna be president for World War 3.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live

We are one step closer to having a president who starts Twitter fights with Cher. Donald Trump had a big win in Indiana, even though he didn’t campaign much there. He had an interesting reason for that: Indiana is a basketball state, and he was afraid that if he spent too much time there, people might grab his orange head and try to dribble it.

Videoreleases

Gods of Egypt

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In ancient Egypt, the gods are very real and they walk among humans. On the day that the god Horus (Coster-Waldau) is to be crowned as the ruler of the kingdom, he is attacked by Set (Butler), his jealous brother and the god of the desert. Set removes Horus’s eyes, the source of his divine power, and banishes him. A year later, a human named Bek (Thwaites) acquires the plans to

Set’s secret treasure vault, where he finds one of Horus’s stolen eyes. The mortal and the halfblind god team up, searching for the other stolen eye that will return Horus’s divine strength. Set, now a dictator who has brought nearly all of the other gods to heel, will not give up his throne without a fight.

Director:AlexProyas.Stars:Brenton Thwaites,NikolajCoster-Waldau, GerardButler,CourtneyEaton,ElodieYung,RachaelBlake,Bryan Brown,EmmaBooth.2016.127 min.Action.