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hot. There’s going to be a senior citizen throw-down. We’re talking Ensure stands, low-cut shawls and shots, shots, shots: COVID, flu and shingles.

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[Russia is] coming after the U.S. for supporting Ukraine. Yesterday, they launched a devastating cyberattack, temporarily taking down several airport websites. Oh no! Not our airport websites! First thing I do every morning is check my email and then go straight to LaGuardia-Airport.com!

their recent missile tests involved “tactical nuclear drills.” For the record, news media, saying that they’re “tactical” nukes doesn’t make it any less terrifying. You’re still making all of us drop a preemptive deuce in our tactical pants.

Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. Solution below hot. There’s going to be a senior citizen throw-down. We’re talking Ensure stands, low-cut shawls and shots, shots, shots: COVID, flu and shingles.

[On Oct. 13], the Jan. 6 Committee will hold what’s being called “the probably final public hearing.” ... If tomorrow is the finale, I hope it ends like “Seinfeld” — with all the main characters in jail!

According to a new poll, if the GOP doesn’t win Congress in the midterms, nearly 40% of Republicans will blame election fraud. When they heard the results, 40% of Republicans were like, “That poll was rigged.”

If you haven’t been keeping up with the Jan. 6 hearings so far, here’s a quick recap to get you up to speed: ... It felt a lot like “Game of Thrones” coming back, but instead of dragons roasting people alive, Liz Cheney was doing it.

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Remember a couple of weeks ago [when] NASA

If you haven’t been keeping up with the Jan. 6 hearings so far, here’s a quick recap to get you up to speed: ... It felt a lot like “Game of Thrones” coming back, but instead of dragons roasting people alive, Liz Cheney was doing it.

Remember a couple of weeks ago [when] NASA rammed a spaceship into an asteroid to try to knock it off course? Well, it worked! ... But it really is hard to believe we live in a country where scientists who are smart enough to target and hit an asteroid that’s 11 million miles away live right next door to people who are so dim they think vaccines turn you into a refrigerator magnet.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

According to the latest numbers, the Netflix series “Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story” has been viewed more than 700 million hours since its release. ... I guess because it was slightly less horrifying than “The Great British Baking Show’s” Mexican Week.

things that drove his son and daughter-in-law completely out of the country.

According to the latest numbers, the Netflix series “Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story” has been viewed more than 700 million hours since its release. ... I guess because it was slightly less horrifying than “The Great British Baking Show’s” Mexican Week.

Meta this week launched its most advanced virtual reality headset ever. They’re so advanced, you’ll completely forget that your wife left you.

Meta this week launched its most advanced virtual reality headset ever. They’re so advanced, you’ll completely forget that your wife left you.

Today [Oct. 13] was National No Bra Day, so it looks like Biden hasn’t undone all of Trump’s executive orders.

The Late Late Show with James Cordon

Russia’s not the only one trying to scare the world, because North Korea says

[Russia is] coming after the U.S. for supporting Ukraine. Yesterday, they launched a devastating cyberattack, temporarily taking down several airport websites. Oh no!

Not our airport websites!

First thing I do every

Right after the midterms, there’s going to be another big day: Joe Biden’s birthday, when he’ll turn 80 years old, making him the first president to become an octogenarian while in office.

... [The party is] going to be their recent missile tests involved “tactical nuclear drills.” For the record, news media, saying that they’re “tactical” nukes doesn’t make it any less terrifying. You’re still making all of us drop a preemptive deuce in our tactical pants.

Right after the midterms,

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Today [Oct. 10] is Canadian Thanksgiving. It’s just like American Thanksgiving except everyone goes around the table saying what they’re sorry for.

[On Oct. 13], the Jan. 6 Committee will hold what’s being called “the probably final public hearing.” ... If tomorrow is the finale, I hope it ends like “Seinfeld” — with all the main characters in jail!

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon rammed a spaceship into an asteroid to try to knock it off course? Well, it worked! ... But it really is hard to believe we live in a country where scientists who are smart enough to target and hit an asteroid that’s 11 million miles away live right next door to people who are so dim they think vaccines turn you into a refrigerator magnet.

Buckingham Palace announced yesterday [Oct. 12] that King Charles’ coronation will take place next year and said that the event will be “rooted in long-standing traditions and pageantry.” You know, the

Late Night With Seth Meyers

Buckingham Palace announced yesterday [Oct.

Today [Oct. 13] was National No Bra Day, so it looks like Biden hasn’t undone all of Trump’s executive orders.

The Late Late Show with James Cordon

An inmate serving time in Georgia allegedly impersonated the billionaire CEO of an L.A. entertainment company. He then, over the phone, convinced ... the billionaire’s investment firm to wire him millions of dollars ... [and bought] a $4-million house ... from his prison cell. ... This could end up being a huge win for him: successfully impersonating a billionaire is actually one of the best ways you can become president of the United States.

An inmate serving time in Georgia allegedly impersonated the billionaire CEO of an L.A. entertainment company. He then, over the phone, convinced ... the billionaire’s investment firm to wire him millions of dollars ... [and bought] a $4-million house ... from his prison cell. ...

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