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“Justice Woman,” www.justicewoman.com
Created, written, produced and directed by lawyer Vanessa Verduga, the campy, racy action series follows the adventures of Sofia Escala (Verduga), who is a spunky assistant prosecutor by day and a costumed crime fighter, Justice Woman, by night. Aided by her sidekick, Robert (Roberta) Gallion (Lee J. Kaplan), she battles corruption in the legal system.
•What are you currently reading?
“Not as a self-promotional tie-in, but I’m reading the final manuscript of my cookbook, mostly. And I think there are a couple of the last two ‘Hunger Games’ books floating around, since my wife is into those.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I was doing some filming in L.A. and got back really late, and I had a rib-eye steak and french fries. When you’re training for a marathon, that’s an awful thing to have at 11 at night, but that’s what it was.”
•What is your next project?
“I have the cookbook coming out early next year, and I’m always looking for new television and restaurant opportunities. And I’m running the New York City Marathon (on Nov. 4) for Alliance for a Healthier Generation, which is part of the Clinton Foundation that fights childhood obesity.”
•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“It was actually Barbados, and it was part of the prize package from ‘Top Chef: All-Stars.’ We took that way later than we should have.”
“Mansome,” movies. netflix.com/WiMovie/Mansome/70239469
Netflix is the exclusive subscription destination for Morgan Spurlock’s documentary, which premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival in April. Written, directed and produced by Spurlock, it takes a witty, provocative look at the world of male grooming. It includes commentary by Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Paul Rudd, Zach Galifianakis, Adam Carolla, Judd Apatow, ZZ Top band members Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons, and Anthrax musician Scott Ian.
“American Horror Story: Murder Houses in Your Area,” www.ahsmurderhouse.com/ neighborhood/
Developed in conjunction with the DVD and Blu-ray release of the first season of the FX horror series, the app is an interactive exploration of houses where murders have occurred, right in the user’s own neighborhood. By entering an address, users can see what terrors have occurred in their areas — starting with their own houses.
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›› “The Extra Man” (2010, Comedy) Kevin Kline, Paul Dano. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Drones” (2010) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Kate Hudson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Cougar Club” (2007) Jason Jurman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Gahan Wilson’s The Kid” (2000, Drama) (S) (CC) “Pirates” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) › “Surface to Air” (1998) Michael Madsen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Comeback Season” (CC)
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The Kudlow ReportMarijuana: IndustryFilthy RichAmerican GreedMad MoneyFilthy RichAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapStand-Amy SchumerStand-Tosh.0DailyColbertKeyStand-DailyColbertWork.Stand-Amy SchumerSunnyMash UpPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Property Wars (S) Property Wars (S) AuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsAuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsProperty Wars (S) Property Wars (S) PaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT Shake ItAustin“Girl vs. Monster” (2012) (S) GravityPhineasANT VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen SaysChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) Coll. Football LiveCollege Football Oregon at Arizona State. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) E:60 (N) High School Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
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Harry P ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009) Rupert Grint The 700 Club (S)
Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren
Two ››› “The Social Network” (2010, Drama)
Golf Central Big Break Greenbrier Big Break Greenbrier PGA Tour Golf McGladrey Classic, First Round. From Sea Island, Ga. Golf Central 19th Hole (N) European PGA Tour Golf Perth International, Second Round. From Perth, Australia. (N) (Live)
Comp.PrankProject Runway(12:01) Project RunwayDance Comp.PrankPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) Game Strong125th AnniversarySports IllustratedBoxing Action Sports (N) NFL Turning PointSports IllustratedPoker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe ’Lights (N) (NICK) Figure ItVictoFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (N) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) MMA“Universal Soldier: Regeneration” (S) Ways Ways Ways MMAEntouEntouWays Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) › “One Missed Call” (2008) Ed Burns › “Thirteen Ghosts” (2001) (CC) “Ghost Voyage” (2008, Suspense) (CC) ›› “Seconds Apart” (2011) (CC) › “The Task” (2010) Amara Karan. Ghost WhispererPaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy CrossJeffreyCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) MLB Baseball Inside MLB (N) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan Name Is Earl Name Is Earl ››› “Redbelt” (2008, Drama) Chiwetel Ejiofor, Tim Allen. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “The Crooked Road”
››› “Cinerama Adventure” (2002) Carroll Baker, Rudy Behlmer. Premiere.
››› “This Is Cinerama” (1952, Documentary) Premiere.
››› “Cinerama Adventure” (2002) Carroll Baker, Rudy Behlmer.
››› “How the West Was Won” (1962) Carroll Baker, Lee J. Cobb. Three generations of family go west. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Trail Guide” (1952) Tim Holt.
››› “Crisis” (1950) Cary Grant. (TLC) Little Shop of GypSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Little Shop of GypFour Weddings (S) Little Shop of GypSay YesSay YesLittle Shop of GypPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) NBA Preseason Basketball: Celtics at Nets
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Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Ghost Whisperer “Lost Boys” (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Ethel” (2012) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Adjust. Bureau Taxicab Confessions: New York › “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence. ‘PG-13’
(12:50) Treme “The Greatest Love” (S) (1:50) ›› “Borderline” (2002) Michael Biehn. (S) ‘R’ ›› “Ethel” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) What to Watch “Dudley DoRght” (MAX) (5:30) ›› “In Time” (2011) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:20) ›› “Lake Placid” (1999) ‘R’ Hunted Sneak ››› “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) Lingerie Feature 2: Sheer & Sexy (S) (CC)
(:45) ›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Dressed to Kill” (1980) Michael Caine. ‘R’
(:15) ›› “Civil Brand” (2002) Mos Def. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “TMNT” (SHOW) “Last Night” (:45) › “I Don’t Know How She Does It” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (:15) ››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph GordonLevitt, Seth Rogen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) Polyamory Mr. Gigolos (CC) ›››› “The Deer Hunter” (1978, War) Robert De Niro. Steelworker friends face horrors in Vietnam. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Rest Stop: Don’t Look Back” (2008) Diane Salinger. “Loaded” (2004, Adult) Jesse Jane, Asia Carrera. ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) “Adam Resurrected” (2008, Drama) Jeff Goldblum. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Young Sinner” (1961) Tom Laughlin. (S) ››› “Picnic at Hanging Rock” (S)
Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest “Even the Rain” (2010, Drama) Luis Tosar. ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) “Tommy and the Cool Mule” (TMC) (5:15) › “World Traveler” (2001) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:05) “Rest Stop” (2006) Jaimie Alexander. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Monsters InsideInfested! (S) (CC) Fatal AttractionsBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Real HousewivesHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCTo Be Announced To Be Announced ›› “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”PaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMillionsMillionsUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorld ExchangeSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0KeyTosh.0South PkBrickle.Stand-Mash UpChris Rock: Bigger & Blacker › “Friday After Next” (2002) (CC) The Comedy Central RoastPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaPaidPaidKnife Knife PaidPaid (DISN) ANT Shake ItMake Your Mark (N) (CC) GravityANT Good JessieJessieJessieShake ItGood ANT ANT “Zenon: Girl” DeckDeckFish PhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryHoly HouseMaryWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendFootTo KnowCenaclePortraitsMission for TruthCouncilLetter
(FAM) ›› “The Addams Family” (1991) ›› “Addams Family Values” (1993) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)
(FSN) College Hockey Minnesota at Michigan Tech. (N) GophersJerry KillVikingsMinneWildAction SportsCollege Hockey Jerry KillPaidPaidMore PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009, Romance) Ultimate Fighter ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) Ultimate Fighter ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) Rescue MePaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf KEB HanaBank Championship, First Round. PGA Tour Golf McGladrey Classic, Second Round. From Sea Island, Ga. Golf Central 19th HoleEuropean PGA Tour Golf Perth International, Third Round. From Perth, Australia. (N) (Live) 19th Hole19th HoleGolf Central
(HGTV) Hunt IntlHunt IntlBillionBillionHome StrangeHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHome StrangeHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlBillionBillionPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(LIFE) PrankPrankPrankPrankPrankPrankMy Life, MovieProject RunwayPrankPrankPrankPrankMy Life, MovieProject RunwayPaidPillowPaidPaidPaidNopalea (NBCSN) StrongAction Sports (N) (S) (CC)
CFL Football Edmonton Eskimos at BC Lions. (N) (Live)
NFL Turning Point125th AnniversaryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Figure ItVictoKung FuKung FuMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsFriendsFriendsChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAT.U.F.F.T.U.F.F. (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “From Dusk-3”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven (N) Alphas
(:15) ›› “Why Did I Get Married?” (2007, ComedyDrama) Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson. (CC) (:45) ›› “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” (2009) Tyler Perry. (CC) (DVS) TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarried
Haven “From Dusk Till Dawn 2” “From Dusk Till Dawn 3: Hangman”ScareScarePaidPaid (TBN) Sid Roth PottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloMiracles AroundReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityKids ClbPahapp (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Better Worse Better Worse Better Worse Better Worse ›› “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail” (2009) Tyler Perry. (CC) (DVS)
(TCM) “Sweet Bird” MGM Parade ››› “A Face in the Crowd” (1957, Drama) Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal. (CC)
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››› “The Glass Key”
(1942) Brian Donlevy. (:45) ››› “Flamingo Road” (1949) Joan Crawford, Zachary Scott. (CC) A Night at the Movies ›› “The Super Cops” (1974) Ron Leibman. (CC) (:15) ›› “Cops and Robbers” (1973) Cliff Gorman, Joseph Bologna. (CC)
››› “Red Dust” (1932) (CC) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSecret Princes (N) Say YesSay YesSecret Princes (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(TNT) The Mentalist (S) ››› “Drumline” (2002) Nick Cannon. (CC) ›› “Stomp the Yard” (2007) (CC) ››› “Drumline” (2002) Nick Cannon. (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville “Drone” Angel “Blind Date” Law & Order (S) (TOON) GumballNinjaGoCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua Franken.Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweFranken.King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) ParaParaGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresDead Files RevThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresDead Files RevThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
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Adjustment Bureau” (2011) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Thing” (2011, Horror) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Sniper 2” (2002) Tom Berenger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords ›› “Exporting Raymond” (2010) (MAX)
(5:30) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (:10) ›› “Contraband” (2012, Action) Mark Wahlberg. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Hunted “Mort” (Series Premiere) (N)
Hunted “Mort” (S) (CC) Hunted “Mort” (S) (CC)
“Emmanuelle Through Time: Forbidden Pleasures” ›› “Transit” (2012) Jim Caviezel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Best Laid Plans” (1999) Alessandro Nivola. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Career Opportunities” (1991) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) That Guy... Who Was in That Thing
››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Apollo 18” (2011) Lloyd Owen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) Steve Trevino: Grandpa Joe “The Other F Word” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:10) ›› “The House of the Spirits” (1993, Drama) Meryl Streep, Jeremy Irons. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) Josh Blue: Sticky Change (S) “House of D” (S) (TMC) (5:15) › “The Skulls II” (2002) ›› “Valkyrie” (2008, Historical Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Super” (2010, Action) Rainn Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Elvis Has Left the Building” (2004) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (12:15) ››› “Sirens” (1994, Comedy) Hugh Grant. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Soldier’s Girl” (2003, Docudrama) Troy Garity. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Middle of Nowhere” (2008) Susan Sarandon. ‘R’ “Lily Dale” (S)
(:45) › “Friday the 13th Part VII -- The New Blood” (1988, Horror) (CC) (:45) › “Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan” (1989, Horror) Jensen Daggett. (CC)
“Jason Goes to Hell” (AP) Pets 101 (S) (CC) Must Love Cats (S) Dogs 101 (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) My Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellBad Dog! (CC) Bad Dog! (CC) Bad Dog! (CC) (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Don’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t Be TardyHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) BottomCNN Saturday Morning (N) CNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidTom Papa: Live ››› “The Brady Bunch Movie” (CC) “Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins”KeyKeyKey › “Friday After Next” (2002) (CC) ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”Joe Dirt (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) Almost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, Away (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGravityFish Make Your Mark (S) (CC) WizardsGood Good AustinShake ItJessieJessieJessieJessieGood AustinAustinShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
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(FAM) Melissa ›› “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” ›› “The Little Vampire” (2000) ›› “Teen Witch” (1989, Fantasy) ››› “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” ›› “The Addams Family” (1991) “Addams Family”
(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial FOX News Stossel America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N)
(FSN) WorldOutd’rHunterWoods...Due PaidWoodsOutDW-TVJerry KillCollege Football (N) (Live) College Football (N) (Live)
(FX) MotherMotherMotherMother ››› “The Devil Wears Prada” (2006) Meryl Streep. College Football (N) (Live) Two Two Two ›› “The Karate Kid” (2010, Drama) (GOLF) Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf Perth International, Third Round. From Perth, Australia. (N Same-day Tape) Golf Central Pregame (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf McGladrey Classic, Third Round. From Sea Island, Ga. (N) (Live) PGA
Comp.Dance Comp. ›› “Don’t Say a Word” (2001) Michael Douglas. “My Mother’s Secret” (2012) (CC) “Nanny Secret” (NBCSN) OutComingWhitetailWhitetail HuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinchOutdoorCollege Football Pennsylvania at Yale. (N) (Live) College Football UNLV at Boise State. (N) (Live) (NICK) PenguinPenguinParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesPenguinPowerSponge.Kung FuKung FuKung FuKung FuBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVicto (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleInk Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) TattooAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaid“Dark Prince-Dracula” › “Prowl” (2010) Ruta Gedmintas. “Cirque du Freak: Vampire’s” “30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010) ››› “Stake Land” (2010) (CC) (TBN)
WonderDooleyMouseStoryThe Auto GdComeBugtimeMonsterHopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineInspir.HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNews“Between the Walls” (2006) Gods At (TBS) Name Is Earl According-Jim There Yet? Meet the Browns House of Payne According-Jim ›› “The Forbidden Kingdom” (2008, Action) Jackie Chan, Jet Li. (CC) ›› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008) Brendan Fraser. (CC) (:03) ›› “The Scorpion King” (2002) The Rock, Steven Brand. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Big Bang (TCM) “Red Dust” ›› “Shadow of a Woman” (1946) Helmut Dantine. ››› “Isle of the Dead” (1945) (CC) (:15) ›› “The Revenge of Frankenstein” (1958) Peter Cushing. (CC)
› “Frankenstein Created Woman” (1967) (:45) ›› “Diary of a Madman” (1963, Horror) Vincent Price, Nancy Kovack. ››› “Birdman of Alcatraz” (1962, Biography) Burt Lancaster, Karl Malden, Thelma Ritter. (CC) (:15) “The Prisoner of Zenda” (1952) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Major CrimesRizzoli & Isles“How Stella Got Her Groove Back” ›› “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” ›› “Why Did I Get Married?” (2007) (CC) (TOON) Scan2GoRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10StarLanternJusticeLevel UpLevel UpDramaDramaAnnoyAnnoyCodenCodenAdvenAdvenRegularRegularDragonsDragonsGumballGumball (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumFoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrAirport Airport Travel Like a PresHalloween CrazyAmericas Scar. (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBait CarBait CarOver Over Most DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) Roseanne (S) (CC) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program
›› “Bee Movie” (2007) Voices of Jerry Seinfeld, Renée Zellweger. (CC)
››› “Juno” (2007, Comedy-Drama) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. (CC)
›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. (CC)
› “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. Premiere. (CC)
›› “Couples Retreat” (2009) Vince Vaughn. (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
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(HBO) “Exporting” (:25) › “Yogi Bear” (2010) ‘PG’ Larry Crowne ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Seabiscuit” (2003) Tobey Maguire. Three men lead a racehorse to glory in the 1930s. (CC)
› “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) (CC)
(:15) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011, Horror) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) ››› “Shrek 2” (2004) Voices of Mike Myers. ‘PG’ (:35) ›› “Kingpin” (1996, Comedy) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) Matt Lanter. ‘PG-13’
››› “Parenthood” (1989, Comedy) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Final Destination 5” (2011) Nicholas D’Agosto. (:35) ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (SHOW) (5:20) ›› “House of D” (2004) (S) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR › “A Guy Thing” (2003) Jason Lee, Julia Stiles. ‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “Melancholia” (2011, Drama) Kirsten Dunst, Charlotte Gainsbourg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) › “The Trouble With Bliss” (2011) Michael C. Hall. (S) ‘PG-13’
Colossal Beast” Three Stooges › “The Brain Eaters” (1958) (CC) (AP) My Cat From HellToo Cute! (N) (S) Too Cute! (S) Pit Bulls-ParoleAddicts-AnimalPit Bulls-ParoleToo Cute! (S) My Cat From HellFreakFreakTapeTapeWeirdWeirdExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.To Be Announced To Be Announced Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.PaidPaidPaidPaidAfter Top Chef (CNBC) Money MillionsUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidDebtDebtSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (5:30) › “Joe Dirt” (2001) Jeff DunhamKeyJeff DunhamBrickle. ›› “Office Space” (1999) (CC) › “Joe Dirt” (2001) David Spade. (CC) The Comedy Central RoastPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) ANT ANT GravityGravityGravityGravityMake Your (N) (CC) VampireJessieJessieJessieJessieAustin ›› “Zenon: The Zequel”DeckDeckFish PhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! SpecialMovie E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ScoreCollege Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
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Baseball Tonight NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Kansas Lottery 300. College Football Teams TBA. Football Final
(EWTN) Mother AngelicaTeresa de JesusTeresa de JesusLiving RightCatholicism (CC) Cathedrals Across AmericaSavoringThe Eternal CityPrayerCanonization Mass Seven individuals are canonized. (N) Servant (FAM) “Addams Family” ›› “Hocus Pocus” (1993, Comedy) ›› “Hocus Pocus” (1993, Comedy) ›› “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) PaidPaidPaidPaidHang PaidPaidPaidPrinceMass
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Stossel Journal Editorial FOX News Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel FOX and Friends Sunday (N)
(FSN) VikingsTBATo Be Announced TBAWildWildWorld Poker TourTo Be Announced College Hockey High School Football VikingsSnow
(FX) “The Karate Kid” › “Grown Ups” (2010) Adam Sandler. ››› “Easy A” (2010) Emma Stone. BrandXBiasedSunnyLeagueBrandXBiasedArcherArcherArcherTwo Temptat.PaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf KEB HanaBank Championship, Second Round. PGA Tour Golf McGladrey Classic, Third Round. From Sea Island, Ga. Golf Central Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf Perth International, Final Round. From Perth, Australia. (N) (Live) Golf Central Golf Central Golf Central
(HGTV) House HuntersLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) Cajun Cajun The Men Who Built America (CC) PawnPawnPawnPawn(:01) The Men Who Built AmericaPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(LIFE) “Nanny Secret”“A Nanny’s Revenge” (2012) Premiere. “A Mother’s Nightmare” (2012) (CC) (:01) “A Nanny’s Revenge” (2012) (CC) (:01) “A Mother’s Nightmare” (2012) PaidPillowPaidNopaleaPaidPaid (NBCSN) Post MLS Soccer: Union at Dynamo NFL Turning Point Action Sports (S) MLS Soccer: Union at Dynamo PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) VictoVictoBig TimeiCarly (S) VictoVictoYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearMy WifeMy WifeNannyBradyBradyTBAGrownT.U.F.F. (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Daybreakers” (2009) (CC) ›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” ››› “Stake Land” (2010) (CC) “Wolvesbayne” (2009) Jeremy London. › “Skinwalkers” (2007) Jason Behr. ScareScarePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of Power (S) Graham ClassicNot a Travel“A Vow to Cherish” (1999, Drama) Oak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelGraham ClassicHoly Bible (TBS) Big BangMLB on Deck (S) MLB Baseball American League Championship Series, Game 6: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (N) (Live) Inside MLB (S)
››› “300” (2007) Gerard Butler. Badly outnumbered Spartan warriors battle the Persian army.
›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “The Prisoner of Zenda”
››› “Camille” (1936, Romance) Greta Garbo, Robert Taylor. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “Gigi” (1958, Musical) Leslie Caron, Maurice Chevalier. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Madame Du Barry” (1934) Dolores del Rio. (CC)
››› “The Tales of Hoffmann” (1951) Moira Shearer, Robert Rounseville. (CC) (:45) ››› “Lola Montes” (1955) Martine Carol, Peter Ustinov. A circus performer recalls her life as a courtesan. “Stella Dallas” (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeKidnap-18 Yrs.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT)
››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. (CC) (DVS)
› “Our Family Wedding” (2010) (CC)
›› “Daddy’s Little Girls” (2007) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Hoodwinked!” (2005, Comedy) VentureKing/HillKing/HillCleveDynaBoonBleachSamurai CasshEureka 7TitanThundr.FullmetalFullmetalShellShellCowboyCowboyLooneyLooney (TRAV) Legends Of Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) RepoRepoMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingRepoRepoWorld’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)
Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) (4:30) ›› “Couples Retreat” (CC) ›› “Eat Pray Love” (2010) Julia Roberts. Premiere. A divorcee embarks on a global quest to change her life. (CC)
› “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House “The Mistake” (S) (CC) House “Deception” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosBones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockChrisChris ›› “Reign of Fire” (2002, Fantasy) WorldPaid
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) Katherine Heigl. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“The Girl” (2012) Sienna Miller. Premiere. (S) (CC) (:35) Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) (:35) “The Girl” (2012, Docudrama) Sienna Miller. (S) (CC)
(12:10) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” ‘R’ (:45) ››› “The American” (2010, Suspense) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Love Actually” (2003) Hugh Grant, Laura Linney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Haunting” (MAX) (:15) ›› “The Running Man” (1987) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Hunted “Mort” (S) (CC)
›› “Contraband” (2012, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(10:50) Hunted “Mort” (S) (CC)
(12:15) ›› “Contraband” (2012, Action) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) › “Consequence” (2003) Armand Assante. ‘R’
(:45) ›› “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994, Drama) Andy Garcia, Meg Ryan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) Jay Mohr: Funny for a Girl (S) (CC) Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Erik Morales. Garcia vs. Morales, WBA Super World light welterweight title and WBC light welterweight title. (N) (Live)
Homeland “State of Independence”
Dexter “Buck the System” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC)
Mike Epps Presents: Live From Club Nokia (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Sleepover” (2004) Alexa Vega. (S) ‘PG’
›› “Night of the Demons” (2009) Monica Keena. (S) ‘R’
(:35) “The Frankenstein Syndrome” (2010) Ed Lauter. (S) (:05) ›› “Night of the Demons” (2009) Monica Keena. (:45) “The Frankenstein Syndrome” (2010) Ed Lauter. (S)
(:15) ››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle. (S) ‘R’
(:45) ›› “Mad About Mambo” (2000) William Ash.
(:15) › “Bio-Dome” (1996) (CC) (TMC) (:15) ››› “Blackthorn” (2011, Western) Sam Shepard, Stephen Rea. ‘R’
2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH