Late Laughs

Conan: Conan

O’Brien

America has Pope fever! For the first time on U.S. soil, the Pope said a mass today, canonizing an American saint. So congratulations to Saint Oprah!

The Late Show: Stephen Colbert

Tonight, I’ll be tangling with Texas Sen. Ted Cruz. He is the third presidential candidate I’ve had on the show. I want to interview all of them, but I only have 200 shows a year.

The Late Late Show with James Corden: James Corden

Pope Francis has landed in the United States for a historic five-day visit to D.C., New York City and Philadelphia. Whether you’re Catholic, Protestant, Jewish or Hindu, you have to be in awe of the amount of traffic this is going to create.

Late Night With Seth Meyers: Seth

Meyers

Political experts say it is increasingly likely that the federal government will be forced to shut down on Oct. 1 due to the dispute over Planned Parenthood funding. That’s right. Ironically, if lawmakers don’t fund Planned Parenthood, there is no Plan B.

Videoreleases

Jurassic World

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Dinosaurs slash, claw and bite their way onto the screen in this fourth film in the Jurassic Park franchise. Two brothers, Zach (Robinson) and Gray (Simpkins), are sent to visit their aunt Claire (Howard) at the premiere theme park where she works as its operations manager. Always on the lookout for exciting new attractions to keep attendance numbers high, the park’s team of scientists has developed a new, ge- netically engineered super-dinosaur by combining the DNA of several other species. When the new dinosaur outsmarts the park’s staff and breaks out of its pen, the brothers are stranded in the middle of the park with the monster on the loose. As the massive theme park descends into deadly chaos, Claire teams up with Owen (Pratt), the park’s raptor trainer.

Director:ColinTrevorrow.Stars: ChrisPratt,BryceDallasHoward,Ty Simpkins,NickRobinson,Irrfan Khan,VincentD’Onofrio.2015.124 min.Action