SOLUTION client fill

•What did you have for dinner last night?

“Last night was dirty taco night. Every Tuesday night is dirty taco night. My son loves tongue and eyeball and cheek and snakeskin, but Tuesday night is dirty taco night.”

•What is your next project?

“Short term, I leave at the beginning of August to go to Cleveland to shoot ‘Bizarre Foods America.’ We are working on our cookbook and another season of my Web series.”

MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 2, 2013

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››› “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Cathouse (:40) “Recoil” (2011, Action) Steve Austin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) › “Wishcraft” (2001, Horror) Zelda Rubinstein. (S) ‘R’ (CC) I Can’t Do “Opertn Dumbo” (MAX) (:10) Strike Back (S) (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)

›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) “Dirty Blondes From Beyond” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) › “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Fearless” (1993, Drama) Jeff Bridges, Isabella Rossellini. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Dreamer” (SHOW) (4:30) ››› “Gangs of New York” (2002) (S) ‘R’ (CC) All Access Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (N) (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) All Access Jim Rome on Showtime (CC) ››› “Gangs of New York” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. A man vows vengeance on the gangster who killed his father. (Off Air) ››› “Another Stakeout” (1993) (TMC) “How to Lose Friends” “360” (2011, Drama) Anthony Hopkins, Ben Foster. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Save the Date” (2012) Lizzy Caplan. ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) “Hannah Takes the Stairs” (2007) Greta Gerwig. (12:05) “Play-Mate of the Apes” (2002) Misty Mundae. (:35) ›› “Beloved” (1998) Oprah Winfrey. A former slave is visited by a strange young woman in 1873. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) ›› “Bravo Two Zero” (1998) ‘R’

THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 5, 2013

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RGIII: Will to WinSport Science American Le Mans Series Racing Grand Prix of Baltimore. (Taped) SportsNation Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)

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(GOLF) (5:30) Feherty Junior PGA Championship Highlights European PGA Tour Golf Omega European Masters, First Round.

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››› “Spider-Man” (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “No Way Out” (1950) Kim Novak: Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival (CC)

›››› “Vertigo” (1958, Suspense) James Stewart, Kim Novak. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Man With the Golden Arm” (1955, Drama) Frank Sinatra, Eleanor Parker. (CC) ›› “Pushover” (1954) Fred MacMurray, Kim Novak. (CC) (:15) ››› “5 Against the House” (1955) Guy Madison, Kim Novak. ›› “The Affairs of Martha” (1943) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings: Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings: Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBatesBates (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Perception (CC) The Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularAnnoyIncredRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilNewsSquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyNTSFFaceChina, ILKing/HillKing/HillJerryScooby (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingSpeederSpeederSpeederPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Broken Bird” (S) (CC) NCIS “A Desperate Man” (S) Burn Notice “Sea Change” (N) (:01) Graceland “Happy Endings” (:02) Covert Affairs (CC) (DVS) (:03) Burn Notice “Sea Change” (12:03) Graceland “Happy Endings” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) House “All In” Life of a young boy. (S) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (5:15) “Clear History” (2013) (CC) ››› “Les Misérables” (2012, Musical) Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Enough Said Taxicab Confessions: New York ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Clear History” (2013, Comedy) Larry David. (S) (CC)

Hard Knocks: Training Camp (:15) “Dorm Daze 2: College at Sea” (2006, Comedy) Gable Carr. ‘R’ (CC) Conchords “Mars Attk” (MAX) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)

››› “Magic Mike” (2012, ComedyDrama) Channing Tatum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(10:50) “Hidden Treasures” (2013) (12:15) “El Gringo” (2012, Action) Scott Adkins, Christian Slater. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1980) Betsy Palmer. ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Front Page” (1974) Jack Lemmon. ‘PG’

(1:55) ›› “Friday the 13th”

(:15) ›› “The Cutting Edge” ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “Venus and Serena” ››› “Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Reservoir Dogs” (1992) Harvey Keitel. Polyamory Mr. Web Therapy Polyamory Mr. (:35) All Access (12:15) › “The Crow: City of Angels” (1996) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) › “About Cherry” (2012, Drama) Ashley Hinshaw. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “The Good Doctor” (2011) Orlando Bloom. (CC) ›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (CC) (12:10) “Bikini Airways” (2002) Regina Russell. ‘NR’ (:40) ››› “Farewell My Concubine” (1993, Drama) Leslie Cheung, Zhang Fengyi. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Taking Care of Business” (1990) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Standing” (TMC) (4:45) › “Brake” ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women.

ReportMillionsMillionsThe Profit American GreedMad MoneyThe Profit American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperStroumboulopAnderson CooperAnderson CooperStroumboulopAnderson CooperAnderson CooperStroumboulopNew Day Saturday (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkTosh.0J. Oliver › “Mr. Deeds” (2002) Adam Sandler. (:35) ››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) Tosh.0Brickle.PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Gold Rush (CC) Saint Hoods (CC) Saint Hoods (CC) Alaskan Steel MenSaint Hoods (CC) Alaskan Steel MenSaint Hoods (CC) Saint Hoods (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Good Good ››› “Tangled” (2010) (S) PhineasJessieAustinANT JessieGood AustinANT JessieShake It ›› “Brink!” (1998) (S) (CC) DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoHenry (E!) E! News (N) KardashianFashion Police (N) HelloHelloChelseaE! News ChelseaHelloSoupChelseaFashion PoliceH’woodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) NASCARNASCAR Racing SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Interruption Football Live College Football Wake Forest at Boston College. (N) (Live) (CC) Olbermann (N) (Live) OlbermannBaseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

NFL Kickoff (N) 2013 World Series of Poker College Football Wake Forest at Boston College. (CC) Bassmasters From Ogdensburg, N.Y.

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockNewsRosaryCrossingEvangeParablesWomen Daily MassLife on the RockNewsCampusCatholicHoly Wd.Heart of JesusTeresa BeautyMy Faith

(FAM) Gnomeo(:25) ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001, Fantasy) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidNopaleaPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC)

The SubTwins MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins UEFAFOX Sports LiveMLB Baseball: Blue Jays at Twins

WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) ›› “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” (S) ›› “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” (S) ›› “Fighting” (2009) Channing Tatum. (S) Ways Ways Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) Haven WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) The Mountain(:01) Ghost Mine(:01) Face Off(12:01) Face Off(:01) Face Off(:01) Face OffThe MountainGhost MinePaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) PricePraiseCall2AllCrefloBehindPraiseReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Men in Black II” (2002) Tommy Lee Jones. (:45) ›› “Men in Black II” (2002, Action) Tommy Lee Jones. (CC) (DVS) There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet?

›› “Year One” (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, Michael Cera. (CC) (DVS) Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ›››› “Funny Girl” (CC)

›››› “Metropolis” (1927) Brigitte Helm. Silent. An industrialist rules a 21st-century city. (:45) ››› “Things to Come” (1936) Raymond Massey, Ralph Richardson. ››› “Escape From New York” (1981) Kurt Russell. (:15) ››› “Brazil” (1985) Jonathan Pryce. Premiere. A bureaucrat tracks a fatal error in a future megalopolis.

TCMTCM ›› “You for Me” (1952) Jane Greer (TLC) What Not to WearSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Castle (S) (CC)

››› “The Rock” (1996) Sean Connery. (CC) ››› “Crimson Tide” (1995, Suspense) (CC) ›› “Annapolis” (2006, Drama) (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularTeenCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenChina, ILSquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesDead Files Re.Ghost AdventuresThe Dead FilesDead Files Re.Ghost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...DomeDomeMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...DomeDomeWorld’s Dumbest...HurtsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny The Nanny (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Wild Card” (2013) Ben Lawson. Two lawyers handle clients in Las Vegas.

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(:01) “Wild Card” (2013, Drama) Ben Lawson, Jennifer Finnigan. (CC) House “Cursed” Demanding. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathChrisChrisPaidPaidSingPeople

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(HBO) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Hard Knocks: Training Camp Boardwalk Empire “A Man, a Plan...”

Boardwalk Empire “Two Imposters” Boardwalk Empire “Margate Sands”

Hard Knocks: Training Camp ›› “Contraband” (2012, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:55) “Scorcher” (2002) Mark Dacascos. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “G.I. Jane” (1997, Drama) Demi Moore. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Miss You” (MAX) (4:45) ›› “Battleship” (2012) (CC)

›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (S) ‘R’

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(:20) “The Super Sex Program” ‘NR’

(:40) ›› “Wanderlust” (2012, Comedy) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Martha Marcy May Marlene” (2011) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Casual Sex?” (1988) Lea Thompson. (S) ‘R’ “We’re Back!” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “The Wood” (1999) ‘R’

› “The Double” (2011, Action) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (:40) All Access (:10) ››› “Gangs of New York” (2002, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Born on the Fourth of July” (1989, Docudrama) Tom Cruise. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:05) ››› “Nurse Betty” (2000, Comedy) Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Saw” (2004, Horror) Cary Elwes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Hollywood Sex Wars” (2011) Dominique Purdy. ‘NR’ (:40) ›› “The Magic of Belle Isle” (2012) Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Paycheck”

(:45) ›› “Scenes From a Mall” (1990) Bette Midler. ‘R’ (:15) “Adventures in Babysitting” (S) (TMC) (5:45) ››› “The Way Back” (2010, Drama) Jim Sturgess. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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“The Outlaw Josey Wales” (1976) Clint Eastwood. A Confederate soldier vows to avenge his family’s murder. Return to Lonesome Dove Woodrow Call heads to Montana. (S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC) Return to Lonesome Dove Gus’ daughter. (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) (AP) To Be Announced Dog ChallengeTo Be Announced To Be Announced Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) (BRAVO) Housewives/NJRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectReal HousewivesReal HousewivesBelow DeckBelow DeckMillion Dollar LAMillion Dollar LAMillion Dollar LA (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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PaidPaidPaidPaidZone › “Manticore” (2005) Robert Beltran. ›› “Sand Serpents” (2009) “Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon” ›› “The Ruins” (2008) Jena Malone “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsAnaheim Harvest Crusade 2013 (TBS) Fresh Prince Fresh Prince House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim Engagement Engagement King of Queens ›› “Bedtime Stories” (2008) Adam Sandler, Keri Russell, Guy Pearce. (CC) ›› “Drillbit Taylor” (2008, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens Raymond Family Guy (S) (TCM) “You for Me” ›› “Rogue’s March” (1953, Action) Peter Lawford. › “Battle in Outer Space” (1960) Ryô Ikebe. (:45) ›› “Phantom Raiders” (1940) Walter Pidgeon. ›› “Flipper” (1963) Chuck Connors. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›› “The Master of Ballantrae” (1953) Errol Flynn, Roger Livesey. (CC) ››› “Along Came Jones” (1945) Gary Cooper. (CC) (:15) ››› “Battle Cry” (1955, War) Van Heflin, Aldo Ray, Mona Freeman. (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) CakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCake Boss (CC) NY ERNY ERNY ERNY ER (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Cold Justice

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It” (2013) (:15) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Tabu. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Hard Knocks: Training Camp › “Taxi” (2004) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “The Big Year” (2011, Comedy) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(2:55) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Tabu. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(CC) (MAX) “We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story” ‘G’

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›› “Never Been Kissed” (1999) Drew Barrymore. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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›› “Deep Impact” (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(:20) ››› “Lethal Weapon” (1987) Mel Gibson. (SHOW) (5:15) “Adventures in Babysitting” (S) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Web Therapy (:15) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “The Three Musketeers” (1993) Charlie Sheen. (:15) ››› “Knucklehead” (2010) Mark Feuerstein. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Barricade” (2012) Eric McCormack. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “October Sky” (1999, Docudrama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC)

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