IN FOCUS

“Couple Time,” vimeo.com/ album/1688665

Longtime real-life couple and comedians Patrick Carlyle and Allyn Rachel — who met while attending NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts — star in this series of short vignettes that focus on the small, intimate (but not necessarily romantic), everyday moments between lovers when they’re alone, from driving to carving pumpkins to feeding the cat, named Rambo. Fox has optioned the concept for a possible series.

“Finding Susan Glenn,” youtu.be/iR7NTPwSMeE

Max Greenfield, who plays Schmidt on Fox’s hit comedy “New Girl,” is the writer, director and star of this sweet, charming Web series presented by, of all things, Axe body spray. He plays a guy pining over the girl that got away — called Susan Glenn — and on a quest to find a way to deal with his feelings. In Episode 2, he discovers that he’s not alone and that even guys “with game” have a Susan Glenn.

“WTFSutter,” www.youtube. com/user/sutterinksoa

In this series of confessional videos — with “WTF” standing for just what you think it does — “Sons of Anarchy” creator and executive producer Kurt Sutter talks to fans about issues surrounding his FX biker drama (and the drama the outspoken, somewhat profane Sutter creates for himself). Also at the site is “Before the Anarchy,” a series of shorts that go behind the scenes of the show, which returns on Tuesday, Sept. 11.

MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 10, 2012

“The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

› “Play It to the Bone” (1999) Antonio Banderas, Woody Harrelson. Premiere. (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) North WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHousewives/NYCGallery Girls (N) HappensHousewives/NYCGallery GirlsHousewives/NYCHappensMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidCook Million Dollar LA (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportUltimate FactoriesCostco CrazeAmerican GreedMad MoneyCostco CrazeAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaSouth PkSunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertSouth PkFturamaDailyColbertSunnyWork.FturamaFturamaChapKeyPaidPaidPaidCook (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperPaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) JessieAustinANT “Radio Rebel” (2012) (S) JessiePhineasVampireAustinWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialScouted ChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupSoupChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) NFL Football Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens. (Live) (:15) NFL Football San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTime (N) H-Lite SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (ESPN2) World/ Poker 2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight NFL Presents SportsNation (CC) Football Live College

Talia Shire ›› “Rocky IV” (1985) Talia Shire Boxing Hang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Dora...UmiVictoVictoMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezChrisChrisMy WifeYesDearYesDearNannyNannyBubbleBubble (SPIKE) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (S) (:45) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) RepoRepoRepoRepo(:45) Unsolved Mysteries (S) PaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Thirteen Ghosts”Alphas (N) Warehouse 13 (N) Alphas Warehouse 13 (S) Alphas Ghost WhispererSanctuary (CC) Sanctuary (CC) PaidDefrostCook PaidPaidPaid (TBN) RememPottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tisHeroes AmongHeroes of Flight 93OsteenMannaVisionCrefloRemembering 9/11Cross and TowersDay of MiraclesCathedral Prayer ServiceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)

Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:45) ›› “Criminal Court” (1946) ››› “Tonight and Every Night” (1945) Rita Hayworth, Lee Bowman. ›› “On the Riviera” (1951) Danny Kaye. (CC) (:45) ››› “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” (1953) Jane Russell. (CC)

››› “Les Girls” (1957, Musical) Gene Kelly, Mitzi Gaynor. (CC) ››› “River of No Return” (1954) Robert Mitchum. (CC)

(:15) MGM Parade ›› “Going Places” (1939) (TLC) Flight 175: WatchEmergency9/11: Heroes of the 88th Floor (CC) Emergency9/11: Heroes of the 88th Floor (CC) Flight 175: WatchPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople

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PREMIUM CHANNELS

WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05)

› “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone. (CC) (:33)

› “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) White Collar “Ancient History” (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathMad Abt.Mad Ab’tPaid PaidPaidJ. Meyer

(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Elvis and Anabelle” (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

› “Dream House” (2011) Daniel Craig. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Boardwalk 24/7 Chavez Boxing Chad Dawson vs. Andre Ward, Super Middleweights. (S) (CC)

Face Off, Max Hard Knocks: Training Camp The Town ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (:40) “El Espiritu de la Salsa” (2010) “Houseguest” (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang” (2005) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’

››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. ‘PG-13’ (:40) “Sexy Assassins” (2012) Justine Joli. ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Sucker Punch” (2011, Action) Emily Browning. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(1:50) ››› “The Return of the Living Dead” (1985) ‘R’

(:20) ››› “Carousel” (1956, Musical) Gordon MacRae. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “J Grisham” (SHOW) (5:50) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) (:25) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ Weeds (CC) Web Therapy Weeds (CC) Web Therapy

›› “Redemption Road” (2010) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “Chrystal” (2004) Billy Bob Thornton. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Burning Palms” (2010) Zoe Saldana. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Chasing Amy” (1997) Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. “Bikini Chain Gang” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Better Luck Tomorrow” (2002) Parry Shen. ‘R’

(:15) “The Haunting at the Beacon” (2009, Suspense) Teri Polo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Fubar: Balls to the Wall” (2010) David Lawrence. ‘R’ ›› “Star Trek: Nemesis” (2002) Patrick Stewart. (CC) (TMC) (5:15) “The Haunting at the Beacon”

TUESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 11, 2012

Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

››› “High Fidelity” (2000, Romance-Comedy) John Cusack, Iben Hjejle, Todd Louiso. (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) River MonstersWild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) River MonstersWild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) OranguEden (BRAVO) Flipping Out (CC) Housewives/NYCFlipping Out (N) Flipping Out (CC) HappensFlipping Out (CC) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHappensMatchmakerPaidCook PaidPaidMillion Dollar LA (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBig Mac: Inside60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyWork.Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0The DailyColbertTosh.0The DailyColbertSunnyTosh.0Work.The FturamaSwardPaidPaidCook Paid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPopoffCook PaidNopaleaPaidPaidCook Creflo (DISN) JessieAustinANT “Let It Shine” (2012) (S) (CC)

PhineasVampireAustinWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) E:60 (N) World/PokerWorld/PokerBaseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football Florida at Texas A&M. SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Hey Rookie, Welcome/NFL Soccer 2014 FIFA World Cup Qualifier: United States vs. Jamaica. (N) (Live) 2012 CrossFit Games (N) CrossFit Games CrossFit Games Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) 2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker SportsCenter (N) (CC) College Football Central Florida at Ohio State. Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopePriestWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveCatholicismFootMiraclesPriestPapal AudienceEpistlesOriginalMusic

Bar Rescue(:03) Bar Rescue(:12) Bar Rescue (S) EntouEntou(:37) Entourage (S) EntouPaidPaidPaidHang PaidPaid

(SYFY) Face Off Face Off Face Off (N) CollectionFace Off CollectionGhost WhispererEureka (S) (CC) Eureka (S) (CC) Eureka (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Flight 93PottersBehindJ. MeyerPrinceParsleyCross and TowersDay of MiraclesCathedral Prayer ServiceCrefloHeroes AmongHeroes of Flight 939/11Reasn-Remem.Day of MiraclesWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)

Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “The Pink Panther” (2006, Comedy) Steve Martin, Kevin Kline. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM)

››› “BlockHeads” (1938)

››› “Monkey Business” (1952) Cary Grant, Ginger Rogers. (CC)

››› “People Will Talk” (1951, ComedyDrama) Cary Grant, Jeanne Crain.

››› “I Was a Male War Bride” (1949) Cary Grant, Ann Sheridan. (CC)

››› “The Awful Truth” (1937) Irene Dunne. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Bishop’s Wife” (1947, Fantasy) Cary Grant, Loretta Young, David Niven. (CC)

›› “The Squaw Man” (1931) (TLC) High School MomsHigh School Moms19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbbyHigh School Moms19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbbyHigh School MomsPaidPaidNopaleaPaid Cook PaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesCSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY “Hush” (S) CSI: NY “The Fall” The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) GumballDragonsLevel UpNinjaGoKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumToy HntrToy HntrBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumToy HntrToy HntrBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensic PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Cook Safe (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar “Gloves Off” (N)

(:01) Covert Affairs “Suffragette City”

(:02) Royal Pains

(CC) (DVS)

(:02) White Collar “Gloves Off”

(12:02) Covert Affairs (CC) (DVS)

(:02) House “Act Your Age” (CC)

(:01) House “House Training” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Royal Pains Evan supports Paige. (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathMad Ab’tMad Ab’tPaid PaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (4:45) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)

››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

24/7 Chavez (:45) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:55) ›› “3000 Miles to Graceland” (2001, Action) Kurt Russell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Hearts in Atlantis” (2001) (S) (MAX)

(5:00) ›› “Kingpin” (1996) ‘PG-13’

›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003) Sean Connery. (CC) ›› “American Wedding” (2003) Jason Biggs. ‘NR’ (CC)

Skin to the Max (:15) Strike Back (S) (CC)

(12:05) Sin City Diaries Feature 4: Luck is a Lady A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC) (:20) › “RoboCop 3” (1993) Robert John Burke. ‘PG-13’

(:05) ››› “Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines” (1965) (S) ‘G’ (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “Rebirth” (2011) ‘NR’ Weeds (CC) Web Therapy › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) (:45) Weeds (:15) Gigolos (S) (:45) The Real L Word (:45) › “Another 9 1/2 Weeks” (1997) Mickey Rourke. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Gridlock’d” (1997, Drama) Tim Roth. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Mandela and de Klerk” (CC) (TMC) (5:00) › “The Inkwell” (1994) ‘R’

››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Vidal Sassoon: The Movie” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(:35) “Hollywood Sex Wars” (2011) Dominique Purdy. ‘NR’

(12:15) ›› “Happy Accidents” (2000) Marisa Tomei. Premiere. ‘R’

(:10) ›› “Mr. Wrong” (1996, Comedy) Ellen DeGeneres. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“The Prankster” (2010, Comedy) Matt Angel, Georges Corraface. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 12, 2012

Cable

“The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

WildmanRedneckOff HookOff HookTanked (S) WildmanRedneckOff HookOff HookTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) WildmanRedneckOff HookOff HookOranguEden (BRAVO) Gallery GirlsFlipping Out (CC) Top Chef MastersTop Chef MastersHappensTop Chef MastersHousewives/NJTop Chef MastersHappensWhat HappensPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmer. GreedAmer. GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmer. GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapKeySouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkKeyDailyColbertSunnyKey ›› “Dance Flick” (2009) ComedyPaidPaidPaidCook

›› “EDtv” (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey, Jenna Elfman, Ellen DeGeneres. (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked (S)

››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

(DISC) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N) Dirty Jobs DownSons of Guns (S) Dirty Jobs DownAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidNopaleaCreflo

(DISN) JessieAustinANT “Tinker Bell and the Lost”Mater’sPhineasVampireAustinWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo

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(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsFaithCatholicWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveGenesisRuptureFootBen.SaintApo.Theo. RoundtableOriginalHymns

(FAM) (5:00) ›› “Jumanji” (1995) ›› “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) Johnny Depp. The 700 Club

(SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionEntouEntouEntouPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Paranormal Wi.Lost Girl (S) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (CC) GoodDupl’tisEasterCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) BibleFocusCrossWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) (CC) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) Sullivan & Son The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Road Trip: Beer Pong” (2009) Preston Jones, Danny Pudi. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “The Member of the Wedding” (CC) Private Screenings: Bacall ››› “Confidential Agent” (1945) Charles Boyer, Lauren Bacall. (CC) (:15) ››› “Young Man With a Horn” (1950) Kirk Douglas, Lauren Bacall. (CC) (12:15) ›› “Bright Leaf” (1950, Drama) Gary Cooper, Lauren Bacall. Private Screenings: Bacall (:15) ››› “Passage to Marseille” (1944, War) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Secret Heart” (CC) (TLC) MediumMediumBreaking Amish (S) HoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyBreaking Amish (S) MediumMediumPopoffPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville “Patriot” (TOON) AdvenJohnnyNinjaGoNinjaGoKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrSteak ParadiseFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrSteak ParadiseFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man The Soul Man Cosby Show Cosby Show King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Cosby Show 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Flesh and Blood” (S) (CC)

NCIS “False Witness” (S) (CC)

Royal Pains (N) (CC) (DVS) (:01) NCIS A Navy diver is murdered. (:01) NCIS: Los Angeles “Predator” (:01) Royal Pains (CC) (DVS) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:01) House “Family” (S) (CC) (:01) House “Resignation” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Slither” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Cheers (CC) Law Order: CI (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathMad Ab’tMad Ab’tPaidPaid PaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) ›› “Devil” (2010) Chris Messina. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

24/7 Chavez

››› “The Debt” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ‘R’ (:35) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) 24/7 Chavez (:15) › “Plato’s Run” (1997, Action) Gary Busey, Roy Scheider. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Wait Til Next Year (MAX) (:15) ››› “Troy” (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) “Erotic Karma” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Skin to the Max (:40) ›› “Man on Fire” (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) “The People That Time Forgot” (SHOW) (5:50) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (CC) Inside NASCAR (N) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Inside NASCARAll Access Weeds (CC)

››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998, Comedy) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Jay Mohr: Funny for a Girl (S) (CC) ››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00)

› “Out of the Cold” (1999) “Swinging With the Finkels” (2010) Mandy Moore. ‘NR’

›› “Pete Smalls Is Dead” (2010) Peter Dinklage. ‘NR’

› “Filth and Wisdom” (2008) Eugene Hutz. (S) ‘NR’

(:05)

›› “High Heels and Low Lifes” (2001) Minnie Driver.

“Bikini a-Go-Go” (2003) Beverly Lynne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:20) “Beneath the Dark” (2010) Josh Stewart. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “Out of the Cold” (1999, Drama) Keith Carradine. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 13, 2012

(1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

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Face Off Face Off Face Off › “Stigmata” (1999) Patricia Arquette. Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidnceJeffreyCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangSullivan & Son Big BangConan (N) (CC) Sullivan & Son The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Rogue” (2007, Action) Jet Li, Jason Statham, John Lone. (CC)

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›› “It’s Complicated” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (CC) “Bait Shop” (2008) Bill Engvall, Billy Ray Cyrus. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Watch” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) PreviewLaw Order: CI (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathMad Ab’tMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) ›› “Hop” (2011) Voices of James Marsden. ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010, Drama) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Taxicab Confessions: New York (:05) ›› “Paul” (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Cathouse (:20) ›› “Kalifornia” (1993) Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Somewhere” (2010) Stephen Dorff. ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Company” (2003) (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (:15) ›› “Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Bill Murray. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) Zane’s Sex Chronicles (CC) (11:50) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Zane’s Sex (:05) ››› “Separate Lies” (2005) Tom Wilkinson. (S) ‘R’

›› “Shakespeare High” (2011) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Tanner Hall” (2009) Rooney Mara. ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) Gigolos (CC)

› “Uninvited Guest” (2000) Mekhi Phifer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Burning Palms” (2010, ComedyDrama) Zoe Saldana. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Iceman” (1984) Timothy Hutton. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) MAX on Set (S) “Flubber” (S) (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Angels Crest” (2011)

(2010) David Lawrence. ‘R’ “3 a.m.” (2001, Drama) Danny Glover. (S) (CC)

“Fubar: Balls to the Wall”

(:15) “Bikini Round-Up” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:35) “The Tomb” (2009, Horror) Wes Bentley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “It’s About You”

(2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Twil: Eclipse” (TMC) (5:15) “Meskada” (2010) Nick Stahl. ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women.

(:05) › “Nola” (2003) Emmy Rossum, Mary McDonnell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

François Truffaut. (CC)

›››› “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” (1977, Science Fiction) Richard Dreyfuss, François Truffaut. (CC)

›› “The Invasion” (2007) Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig. (CC)

››› “The War of the Worlds” (1953) Gene Barry, Ann Robinson. (CC) The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) North WoodsNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderNorth WoodsNorth WoodsNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Real Housewives(:15) ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003) Premiere. (:45) ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003) Lucy Liu (12:15) › “Collateral Damage” (2002, Action) Elias Koteas PaidCook PaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) ReportTradingFat & FatterUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0 › “Joe Dirt” (2001) David Spade. (CC) ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”(12:15) ›› “Jackass 3.5” (2011) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest CatchBering Sea G.Yukon Men (N) (S) Bering Sea G.Yukon Men (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) JessieVampireVampireCode 9PhineasGravityANT Good VampireJessieGravityGood Fish Shake ItPhineas ››› “Mulan” (1998) (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterColl. Football LiveCollege Football Washington State at UNLV. (N) (Live)

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(SPIKE) (5:54) Gangland (S) ››› “The Patriot” (2000, War) Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger. Premiere. (S) (:05) Gangland (S) (12:12) Gangland (S) (CC) Ways EntouEntouPaidCook PaidPaidRiflesPaid (SYFY) “Pterodactyl”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Lost Girl (N) (CC) Alphas Lost Girl (S) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) Stargate SG-1 (S) “Bottom Feeder” (2006) Tom Sizemore. ZoneZoneSuperPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloMiracles AroundReflecXtremeImpactThe StoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse ›› “The Replacements” (2000, Comedy) Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones. (CC) (:35) The Office (12:05) “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009) Oliver James. (CC) (:05) ›› “Kicking & Screaming” (2005) Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried

(TCM) (:15) MGM Parade ››› “The Virgin Queen” (1955) Bette Davis, Richard Todd. (CC)

››› “Young Bess” (1953) Jean Simmons, Stewart Granger. (CC)

››› “The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex” (1939) Bette Davis. (CC)

›› “Equinox” (1970) Edward Connell, Barbara Hewitt. › “The Wasp Woman” (1960) Susan Cabot. Engagement Old Enough “Twenty Million Sweethearts” (CC) (TLC) GownGownSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesGownGownPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidCook Paid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) ››› “Runaway Jury” (2003) John Cusack. ››› “The Firm” (1993, Drama) Tom Cruise. (CC) ›› “Murder by Numbers” (2002) (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) GumballNinjaGoDragonsLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidCook Paid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens ’70s Show Roseanne (S)

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(HBO) 24/7 Chavez Weigh-In Live 24/7 Overtime ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ‘R’ Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. ››› “Rising Sun” (1993, Mystery) Sean Connery. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Greenberg” (2010, ComedyDrama) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords (MAX) “No Escape” (:45) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. Strike Back (N) (S) (CC) Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break (:45) ›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ››› “Something Wild” (1986) Jeff Daniels. ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Switch” (1991) Ellen Barkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (S) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(TMC) (5:05) › “The Inkwell” (1994) ‘R’ › “How to Rob a Bank” (2007) Nick Stahl. ‘NR’ (CC) “Division III: Football’s Finest” (2011) Andy Dick. ‘R’

(:15) Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

(:15) All Access (:45) Weeds (12:15) Gigolos (:45) › “Another 9 1/2 Weeks” (1997, Romance) Mickey Rourke. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gary Owen: True Story (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Shakespeare”

(:15) “Blubberella” (2011) Lindsay Hollister. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Virtual Vegas” (2001) Susan Featherley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “Killing Zelda Sparks” (2007) Vincent Kartheiser. (S) (:45) ›››› “Dorian Gray” (2009, Horror) Ben Barnes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “The Red Baron” (2008) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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KTCA WordGirl (N) Cyberchase Arthur (S) (EI) Wild Kratts SciGirls (CC) Barbecue Barbecue Mexico/ Bayless PépinJoanneCooking Lidia’s Italy Test Kitchen Cook’s Country Price-Antiques Globe Trekker (S) (CC) (DVS) Nature Tale about a wolf. (S) NOVA (CC) (DVS) NOVA (CC) (DVS) History of Science (S) (CC)

KDLH CBS This Morning (N) (S) (CC) Doodlebops Doodlebops Busytown Busytown Danger Rangers Horseland Busytown Busytown Danger Rangers Lucas Oil Off Road Racing (Taped) Football Spec. College Football College Football Alabama at Arkansas. (N) (Live) (CC)

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KMSP Paid Program Homeowner Fox 9 Morning News: Saturday (N) Animal Rescue WHADDYADO Winning Edge Sports Stars Young Icons Live Life and Win! MLB Player Paid Program Paid Program Access Hollywood (N) (S)

Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC) (AMC) The Rifleman ››› “A Fistful of Dollars” (1964, Western) Clint Eastwood, Marianne Koch, Josef Egger. (CC)

››› “For a Few Dollars More” (1965, Western) Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Gian María Volonté. (CC)

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(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutAngelsLucyCat ChatKnightsRosaryDaily MassMiraclesVisionarEWTN on LocationChapletRosaryWeb of FaithSunday NightLifeMarriage

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(FX) MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two ›› “Baby Mama” (2008) Tina Fey. College Football Texas Christian at Kansas. (N) (Live) Game College Football Portland State at Washington. (N) (Live)

(GOLF) European PGA Tour Golf BMW Italian Open, Third Round. From Turin, Italy. (N) (Live) American Triumvirate Big Break Big Break Big Break Big Break Big Break PGA Tour Golf Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, First Round. From Hawaii. PGA Tour Golf Web.com: Albertsons Boise Open, Third Round. (N) (Live) (HGTV) BryanElbowHandymanPropertyPropertyBathBathYardYardCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItCandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceGoingDonnaHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Heavy Metal (CC) The Saint Valentine’s Day MassacreThe Godfather Legacy (CC) Indiana Jones and the Ultimate QuestQuest for the Lost Ark (CC) Holy Grail in America (CC) PawnPawn (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid › “New in Town” (2009) (CC) ›› “Waitress” (2007) Keri Russell. (CC) ›› “The Lake House” (2006) (CC) ››› “Unfaithful” (2002) (NBCSN) OutComingWhitetailWhitetail HuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinchOutdoorCollege Football William & Mary at Towson. (N) (Live) CentralCollege Football Miami (Ohio) at Boise State. (N) (Live) (NICK) PenguinPenguinParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PenguinPenguinPowerSponge.Kung FuKung FuKung FuKung FuBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVicto (SPIKE) Cook PaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm Dig ››› “The Patriot” (2000) (SYFY) Cook PaidPaidPaid“Merlin and the War of the Dragons” ›› “Dragonquest” (2009) (CC) ›› “Dragon Sword” (2004) “Red: Werewolf Hunter” (2010) (CC) “Black Forest” (2012) Tinsel Korey. (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto GdHopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsAnaheim Harvest Crusade 2012 (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl (:25) ›› “Kicking & Screaming” (2005) Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall. (CC) (:25) “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009, Comedy) Oliver James. (CC) (:25) ›› “The Replacements” (2000, Comedy) Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) “20 Milln Sweet.” ›› “Case of the Lucky Legs” (1935) Warren William.

›› “One More River” (1934) Diana Wynyard. (:45) ›› “Voice of the Whistler” (1945) Richard Dix. › “Captive Girl” (1950, Adventure) Johnny Weissmuller. ››› “No Time for Sergeants” (1958) Andy Griffith, Myron McCormick. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Fortune Cookie” (1966, ComedyDrama) Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau. (CC) ››› “The Wheeler Dealers” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) on TLC (S) on TLC (S) on TLC (S) on TLC (S) on TLC (S) (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Perception (CC) Major CrimesRizzoli & Isles ›› “Murder by Numbers” (2002) (CC) ›› “Phone Booth” (2002) Premiere. ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) (CC) (TOON) Scan2GoRedakaiBeyPokeBeyblade: MetalLanternJusticeDragonsLevel UpLooneyLooneyMovie GumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularAdvenAdven (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumFoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrExtreme ToursExtreme Fast FoodStrt Foods Int.Fast Food-Glbl (TRUTV) PaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidDisorder in theDisorder in theMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) (:12) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Andy Griffith Andy Griffith (:12) The Andy Griffith Show Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith

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››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. A cop matches wits with a bank robber. (CC) “John Sandford’s Certain Prey” (2011) Mark Harmon, Lola Glaudini. (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CIMLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins. (N) Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI

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(HBO) ›› “Hop” (2011) Voices of James Marsden. ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Secret Window” (2004) Johnny Depp. ‘PG-13’ Planet of the Apes 24/7 Chavez 24/7 Chavez Weigh-In Live 24/7 Overtime Face Off, Max › “Dream House” (2011) Daniel Craig. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Hop” (2011) Voices of James Marsden. (S)

(:15) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003) (MAX) (4:45) “Switch” ››› “Dolphin Tale” (2011) Harry Connick Jr. Premiere. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

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“Casino” (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. (CC)

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(:05) ››› “King Kong” (2005, Adventure) Naomi Watts, Jack Black. A beauty tames a savage beast. (CC) MarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Wheeler Dealers” ›››› “Sunrise” (1927, Drama) George O’Brien, Janet Gaynor.

›››› “Strangers on a Train” (1951) Robert Walker, Farley Granger. (CC)

››› “Dial M for Murder” (1954, Mystery) Ray Milland, Grace Kelly. (CC)

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