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Extreme Sudoku
it’s about Alexander Hamilton.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
It was the first night of the virtual Democratic National Convention ... because nothing fires up Americans quite like long speeches over Zoom.
Each night of the convention has a theme. For example, tonight’s theme is “We the people,” tomorrow is “Leadership matters” and the next day is “Please don’t switch to Netflix.”
A glitch at a chocolate factory in Switzerland caused an entire town to be dusted in cacao. America is in the throes of a pandemic, racial upheaval and a recession. Meanwhile, Europe is like, “Oh no, the town is covered in chocolate!”
A Chilean is in hot water after naming her brand of honey “Miel Gibson” after actor Mel Gibson. This is the worst Gibson food product since “What Women Wontons.”
As a middle-aged white person, I don’t really understand hip hop unless