Have you still not caught BBC America’s ‘No Kitchen Required’?

Anthony Bourdain may have his acerbic appeal, but it may be BBC America’s “No Kitchen Required” that brings out the best of food’s role in the mixing of cultures.

Tuesday, Sept. 18, the series features chefs Michael Psilakis, Madison Cowan and Kayne Raymond as they visit Koh Lanta, Thailand, where they make the best effort they can to assimilate to the Uraklavoy culture.

At the time of this interview, Psilakis had just finished shooting this episode and was still both moved and blown away by the experience.

“I just came back from – I guess the ‘squid hunt,’ we would call it,” he says. “Then at the same time, I was able to fish with just a line – no rod and reel – just a line in the ocean, and got some fish. Then we went to this unbelievable market – a Thai market that was basically run by Muslim Thais up in the South. We bartered the fish that we caught for the vegetables that we (were) going to use to cook the meal for the village elders.”

“Today I asked the guide that I had – and he was over 60 years old – I asked him, ‘Did you ever leave this village to go eat a meal anywhere else?’ and he said, ‘No.’ Think about that for a moment. This is how remote these people are. Tomorrow, I will be able to cook a meal for the first time, for this man, outside of his mother, his wife or the village women. Where do you see that on TV anywhere? It’s really impressive.”

What are you currently reading?

“There’s not enough time in the day to sit down and read here.”

What did you have for dinner last night?

“Some of the spiciest Thai food this side of the world. ... Thai food is very, very different in Thailand than it is in the States. Layers and layers of heat; layers and layers of flavor, just so beautifully combined and so well executed, and so relatively inexpensive, to the value of what you’re getting. Definitely one of the top five food places I’ve ever been.”

What is your next project?

“I actually put everything on hold to do this series. It was one of those things where I just couldn’t pass it up, and I figured that the restaurants weren’t going anywhere, but when was I ever going to get another opportunity to go around the world and cook for people like this?”

When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“(As of this interview), Northern Thailand. ... I would probably say that it was the first time at least two of us had ever cooked any of these proteins before, so that says a lot for a group of chefs that have, I think, a combined restaurant/ culinary career that’s without question over five decades.”

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The BBC police drama — which premiered early this summer in the U.K. — comes to the Web programming service, set in the fictional police anticorruption unit AC-12. The five hourlong episodes (the last new episode comes out on Tuesday, Sept. 18) star Lennie James (“Hung,” “The Prisoner,” “Jericho”), Martin Compston, Vicky McClore, Adrian Dunbar, Neil Morrissey and Gina McKee.

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(:15) ›› “Event Horizon” (1997) Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:55) ››› “Win Win” (2011) Paul Giamatti. ‘R’ (CC) Wall Street

(MAX) (5:10) ›› “Life” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Strike Back (S) (CC)

(7:50) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’

(:45) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. Skin to the Max Zane’s Sex Zane’s Sex (:35) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Gary Sinise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Sunset Strip” (2000) Simon Baker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Rollercoaster” (SHOW) (:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC)

Inside NASCAR Weeds “It’s Time” (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

Inside NASCAR ›› “Gridlock’d” (1997, Drama) Tim Roth. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Riot” (1997) Dante Basco. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) › “New Port South” (2001, Drama) Will Estes. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:05) ›› “March or Die” (1977) ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Crime Spree” (2003) ‘R’ “Love Birds” (2011) Rhys Darby. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “Dear Lemon Lima” (2009) Melissa Leo. ‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “Burke & Hare” (2010, Comedy) Simon Pegg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (11:50) ›› “The Singing Detective” (2003) (S) ‘R’ (:40) ›› “White Irish Drinkers” (2010, Drama) Nick Thurston. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Ref” (1994, Comedy) Denis Leary. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “American Bandits”

THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 20, 2012

(AP) Swamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersSwamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersSwamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersSwamp Wars (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensReal HousewivesHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NJ (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportApocalypse 2012Crime Inc. (N) American GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) DailyChappelle’s ShowSouth PkFturamaFturamaFturamaFturamaDailyColbertTosh.0DailyThe Colbert ReportTosh.0Sunny“National Lampoon-Weapn” PaidPaidCook Paid (DISC) Property Wars (S) Property Wars (S) AuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsAuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsProperty Wars (S) Property Wars (S) Hang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) JessieANT Good “Lemonade Mouth” (2011) (S) (CC) PhineasJessieVampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good VampireWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen Says E! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) Coll. Football LiveCollege Football BYU at Boise State. (N) (Live)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football BYU at Boise State. SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) E:60 (N)

MLS Soccer D.C. United at Philadelphia Union. From PPL Park in Chester, Pa. High School Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight MMA Live (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) NFL Live (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassThe World OverCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassThe World OverOctavaServantCarriganPersonalThreshold of HopeLiving TheOriginalChoices

(FAM) “Yours, Mine” ››› “Mrs. Doubtfire” (1993) Robin Williams, Sally Field. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerCreflo

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) WildTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. Twins Due UEFA Champions League Soccer Champ.PaidWalk FitMore PaintPaidWalk FitMore Paid (FX) MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two WilfredLouie (N) BiasedLouieWilfredBiasedLouieWilfredBiasedMotherPaidDefrostPaidCook

(GOLF) LPGA Tour Golf Navistar LPGA Classic, First Round. PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, First Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta.

WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) MMA UncensoredSpike Ways Ways Ways GTTVMMA UncensoredEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaid (SYFY) › “An American Werewolf in Paris” ›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” › “An American Werewolf in Paris”Hot Set Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl “Masks” Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord From the CoveHoly CrossJeffreyCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “After the Sunset” (2004) Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “Ghosts -- Italian Style”

›› “Mickey” (1918) Hearts and Flowers“Down”Don’t Weaken! Bright Eyes Gymnasium Jim (:15) ››› “The Extra Girl” (1923) (12:07) The Daredevil Ten Dollars Picking Peaches HalfBack Black Oxfords Gallop Bungalo Water Wagons SuperHooper A Rainy Knight ››› “Sweet Bird of Youth” (TLC) HoneyHoneySay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Bling It On (N) (S) Four Weddings (S) Bling It On (CC) Say YesSay YesHoneyHoneyPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY Parts. (S) CSI: NY “Jamalot” The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenAnnoyMADRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilEagleChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAweChina, ILKing/HillKing/HillLooneyRedakai (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsNo ReservationMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHang (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC)

JokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingMost ShockingJokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Defiance” (S) (CC) NCIS “Driven” (S) (CC) NCIS Intelligence officer is killed. (S) NCIS “Blowback” (S) (CC)

Covert Affairs “Let’s Dance” (:02) › “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. (CC) (:06) ›› “The Marksman” (2005, Action) Wesley Snipes, Tim Abell. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) ››› “Despicable Me” (2010) Voices of Steve Carell.

Boardwalk ›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris, Chris Evans. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Real Sex (S) (CC) (10:55) ›› “Klitschko” (2011, Documentary) (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘NR’

(12:50) › “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” (1998) Johnny Depp. ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ›› “Young Adam” (2003) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ Conchords ›› “The Road to El Dorado” (2000) (MAX) (4:45) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) (CC)

››› “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Michael Sheen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lingerie Feature 5: Sheer Delight A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC)

›› “Kingpin” (1996, Comedy) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Femme Fatales ›› “Wonderland” (2003, Crime Drama) Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Moonstruck” (SHOW) (5:45) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest Gigolos (N) (S) Polyamory Mr. Gigolos (CC) › “Fall” (1997, Drama) Eric Schaeffer. (S) (CC)

›› “After Fall, Winter” (2011, Drama) Eric Schaeffer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest (:15) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Simon Birch” (1998)

›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’

›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) Laurence Fishburne.

›› “Rid of Me” (2011) Katie O’Grady. ‘NR’ (CC) (:33) “Bikini Chain Gang” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Blind Terror” (1999) Nastassja Kinski. ‘NR’ (CC) “BenjiHunted” on the BorderLaw on the BorderNorth WoodsNorth WoodsNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal Housewives ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) (:07) ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/NJPaidCook PaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTarget: InsideUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) Daily(:44) Tosh.0 (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0(:23) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) (CC) KeyChapChapChris Rock: Bigger & BlackerBernie MacChapComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest CatchBering Sea G.Yukon Men (N) (S) Bering Sea G.Yukon Men (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaHang Cook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) AustinVampireANT Code 9Fish GravityANT Good Good Good AustinVampireANT Fish Code 9“Return to Never Land” (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) SportCtrFootballCollege Football Baylor at Louisiana-Monroe. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)

(ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) (CC) Interruption High School Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsNation Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter

NFL Live (N) (CC)

NFL Kickoff (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter NFL Live (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosary50 Years-ThornMaryWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendFootFeastsCenaclePortraitsGate of HeavenOriginalLetter

(FAM) (5:00) “Miss Congeniality”“Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous”The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)

(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live) Twins Jerry KillDan PatrickAction SportsMLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers PaidPaidPaidWalk

(SPIKE) ››› “Jurassic Park” (1993) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. (S) (:17) ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001) (S) (:35) ›› “Doom” (2005) The Rock. (S) EntouEntouHang Cook PaidPaidRiflesPaid

(SYFY) Haven (CC) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven Alphas “Falling” Haven Warehouse 13 (S) Hot Set ››› “The Rocketeer” (1991) Bill Campbell. ZoneSuperPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloMiracles AroundReflecXtremeImpactThe StoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. (CC) (:35) › “10,000 B.C.” (2008) Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis. (CC) (:35) ›› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008) Brendan Fraser. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:15) ››› “Lolita” (1962) ›› “Easy to Love” (1934) (CC) (:15) ›››› “Paths of Glory” (1957, War) Kirk Douglas, Ralph Meeker. (CC) ››› “The Hucksters” (1947, Drama) Clark Gable, Deborah Kerr. (CC) ›› “Journal of a Crime” (1934) (CC) (:15) ›› “The Town That Dreaded Sundown” (1976) Ben Johnson. (CC) ››› “10 Rillington Place” (1971) Richard Attenborough, Judy Geeson. (CC) ›› “Maisie” (1939) (CC) (TLC) GownGownSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSecret Princes (S) Say YesSay YesSecret Princes (S) Say YesSay YesGownGownPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidCook

(TNT) The Mentalist (S) ›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004) Robert De Niro. ›› “The Bucket List” (2007) (CC) ››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) (CC) ››› “Good Will Hunting” (1997) Matt Damon. Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) GumballNinjaGoDragonsLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua China, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweChina, ILKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidRiflesPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidCook Paid (TVLAND) Home Improvement (S) (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

›› “Second in Command” (2006, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. (CC) Monk A millionaire with leprosy. (CC) Cook Safe Paid Program Cook Safe Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherMLB Baseball: White Sox at Angels NewsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidSingPeople

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Cathouse (:40) ›› “Stag Night” (2008) Kip Pardue. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Mercury Rising” (1998, Suspense) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Espiritu” “Supercross” (MAX) (:15) ››› “Troy” (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Strike Back (N) (S) (CC)

Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC) (:20) “Sexy Assassins” (2012) ‘NR’ (:40) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Femme Fatales ›› “Flashpoint” (1984) Kris Kristofferson. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Freejack” (1992) Emilio Estevez. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”

››› “Melancholia” (2011) Kirsten Dunst. Two sisters deal with the approach of the world’s end. All Access (N) Boxing ShoBox: The New Generation. (N) (Live)

Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Weeds “It’s Time” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) › “Burning Palms” (2010, ComedyDrama) Zoe Saldana. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Kevin Nealon: Whelmed “LifeMikey” (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Camouflage” (1999) (S)

››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. ›› “High Heels and Low Lifes” (2001) Minnie Driver. “Ultrasuede: In Search of Halston” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Shuttle” (2008, Suspense) Tony Curran, Peyton List. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Wet Hot American Summer” (2001) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Vibrations” (1994, Drama) James Marshall. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

SATURDAY DAYTIME SEPTEMBER 22, 2012

Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator (AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman Hell on Wheels ››› “The Sons of Katie Elder” (1965) John Wayne. Sons attend mother’s Texas funeral, avenge slain father. (CC)

››› “Hondo” (1953, Western) John Wayne, Geraldine Page. (CC)

››› “Rio Bravo” (1959) John Wayne, Dean Martin. Sheriff and deputies try to hold rancher’s brother in jail. (CC) Into the West A heinous act. (CC) (AP) I Was Bitten (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogTanked (S) (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) (BRAVO) Top Chef MastersFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Real HousewivesDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t Be TardyHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYC (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDefrostPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomNewsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy Central(:09) ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” (2000) (:32) ›› “First Sunday” (2008) (CC) (:38) › “Code

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Racing Nationwide Series: Kentucky 300. (N) (Live) (ESPN2) (5:30) NFL Live English Premier League Soccer Swansea City AFC vs Everton FC. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassFamily CelebFamily CelebYesterRosaryDaily MassEWTN Family Celebration ChapletRosaryFamily CelebrationSunday NightLifeMarriage

(FAM) ›› “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) Sandra Bullock. “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” ›› “Raising Helen” (2004) Kate Hudson. ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams.

(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial FOX News Stossel America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N)

(FSN) WorldOutd’rHunterBassDue Got WoodsOutDW-TVDisc. College Football Mississippi at Tulane. (N) (Live) Jerry KillUEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. Twins

(FX) MotherMotherMotherMother ›› “The Proposal” (2009) Sandra Bullock. College Football Game College Football

(GOLF) (5:00) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Second Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. Golf Central Pregame (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. (N) (Live)

LPGA Tour Golf Navistar LPGA Classic, Third Round. From Prattville, Ala. (N) (Live) Golf Central Special Golf Central Morning Drive

BryanElbowHandymanPropertyPropertyBathBathYardYardCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItUrban Oasis 2012CandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceGoingDonnaHuntersHunt Intl

Gear (CC) To Be Announced (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidChrisChris“Bringing Ashley Home” (2011) (CC) “Girl, Positive” (2007) Andrea Bowen. “The Boy She Met Online” (2010) (CC) “Sexting Suburb” (NBCSN) OutComingWhitetailWhitetail HuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinchOutdoorFishingCentralCollege Football Yale at Cornell. (N) (Live) College Football Harvard at Brown. (N) (Live) (NICK) PenguinPenguinParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PenguinPenguinPowerSponge.Kung FuKung FuKung FuKung FuBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVicto (SPIKE) Cook PaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip Men ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005) (S) “Crank: High” (SYFY) Cook PaidPaidPaidHot Set › “Swarmed” (2005) Michael Shanks. ››› “Infestation” (2009, Horror) ›› “Growth” (2010) Mircea Monroe. “Arachnoquake” (2012) Tracey Gold. “Starship Troop” (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto GdHopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNews“I Flunked Sunday School” (2006) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl There Yet? ››› “Total Recall” (1990, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin. (CC) (9:55) ›› “Van Helsing” (2004, Fantasy) Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale. (CC) (:25) ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (5:00) “Maisie” ›› “Fifth Avenue Girl” (1939) Ginger Rogers. (CC)

››› “Tom Thumb” (1958) Russ Tamblyn. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›› “Mysterious Intruder” (1946) Richard Dix.

›› “Mark of the Gorilla” (1950) Johnny Weissmuller. “It Terror From Beyond Space” (:45) ››› “Them!” (1954) James Whitmore, Edmund Gwenn. (CC) ››› “The Thing From Another World” (1951)

››› “The Time Machine” (1960) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Perception “Light” Major CrimesRizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S)

›› “The Bucket List” (2007) (CC)

›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004) Robert De Niro. ›› “The Replacements” (TOON) Scan2GoRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10: OmniverseLanternJusticeDragonsDragonsJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyMADAnnoyAnnoyAdvenAdvenAdvenGumballGumballGumballTom & Jerry (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumRoadside Adv.Extr. WaterparksExtreme PoolsFoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrToy Hunters (CC) Making MonstersMaking MonstersMaking Monsters (TRUTV) PaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidDisorder in theDisorder in theMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Wipeout (S) (CC) (TVLAND) Roseanne “Let’s Call It Quits” (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

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(12:50) ›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(2:50) ››› “The Blues Brothers” (1980) John Belushi. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Johnny English” (2003) ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Chasing Amy” ‘R’ ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) Weeds “It’s Time” (S) (CC) (12:15) Gigolos “Grin & Bear It”

›› “Doppelganger” (1993) Drew Barrymore. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Sisters” (2006, Suspense) Lou Doillon, Stephen Rea. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Doppelganger” (1993) Drew Barrymore. ‘R’

››› “Chasing Amy” (1997) Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Sisters” (2006) Lou Doillon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “2:22” (2008, Crime Drama) Mick Rossi, Robert Miano. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Pete Smalls Is Dead” (2010) Peter Dinklage. ‘NR’

›› “Star Trek: Nemesis” (2002) (TMC) (:15) ›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)