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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “We Bought a Zoo” (2011) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

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(:40) › “Turbulence” (1997, Suspense) Ray Liotta, Lauren Holly. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Fled” (1996) Laurence Fishburne. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Booty Hunter” (2011) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) › “Public Sex” (2009, Comedy) Luke Treadaway. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Wassup Rockers” (2006) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Highball” (1997) Justine Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hoodwnk Too”

›› “Hyde Park on Hudson” (2012) Bill Murray. ‘R’ “Garfield” (S) (SHOW) (4:45) ›› “Die Another Day” (CC) Ray Donovan “Same Exactly” Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) (:15) Dexter (S) (CC) (:15) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) (:15) All Access ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam “Budz House” (2012) Wesley Jonathan, Luenell. ‘R’ (CC) “Fame High” (2012, Documentary) ‘NR’ (TMC) “Darkest Hour” ››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ (CC)

Thursday

SEPTEMBER 26, 2013

Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAC 360 Later (N) E. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarlyStart New Day (N) (COM) ColbertDailyChapChapSunnySunnyTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertFturamaFturamaHannibal BuressSunnyFturamaPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Airplane Repo (S) Airplane Repo (S) Airplane Repo (S) Airplane Repo (N) Airplane Repo (S) Airplane Repo (S) Airplane Repo (S) Airplane Repo (S) PaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT Austin“Adventures of Sharkboy”AustinGood ANT AustinShake ItGood Good Shake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasPhineasJessie (E!) E! News (N) “National Lamp. Christmas” KardashianChelseaE! News ChelseaKardashianChelseaMiamiMiamiMiamiPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) FootballCollege Football Virginia Tech at Georgia Tech. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) WNBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)

WNBA Basketball Western Conference Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Olbermann (N) (Live) OlbermannBaseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NASCAR Now (N) Profile: 60 SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) OlbermannMike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC) (EWTN) Daily MassWorld Over LiveNewsRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveNewsOctavaCarriganSavoringWeb of Faith 2.0Living RightBlackChoices (FAM) ››› “Mulan” (1998) Lea Salonga ››› “Mulan” (1998) Lea Salonga The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea (FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) Due Twins MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins WolvesFOX Sports LiveMLB Baseball: Indians at Twins

“Transformers”AngerAngerAngerAnger ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell.

PremierMatchPoker After DarkPremier DownPremier DownPremier DownNFL Turning PointThe GridPremierMatchMLS

(NICK) VictoDrakeVictorious (CC) Full H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeSee DadYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S Live) (CC) Bellator MMA LiveInk Master (CC) TattooTattooTattooTattooTattooEntouPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ››› “Dawn of the Dead” › “The Covenant” (2006) Premiere. “30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010) (12:01) “Dead Season” (2011, Horror) (:01) ›› “The Dead” (2010) Rob Freeman. ZonePaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy TurningIBA CrefloBehindPraise the Lord (CC) BibleR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) The Office (CC) ›› “Practical Magic” (1998) Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:00) “An American in Paris”

›› “Middle of the Night” (1959, Drama) Kim Novak, Fredric March. (CC)

(:15) ›› “Of Human Bondage” (1964) Kim Novak, Laurence Harvey. (CC)

›› “The Legend of Lylah Clare” (1968) Kim Novak, Peter Finch. (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Great Bank Robbery” (1969, Western) Zero Mostel. Premiere. Kim Novak: Live ›› “The MGM Story” (1951) ››› “Colorado Territory” (1949) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings: Four Weddings: Four Weddings: Four Weddings: Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidD.U.I. (S) On the (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Hawaii Five-0 (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Perception (CC) The Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Sanctuary” Smallville “Onyx” (TOON) LegendsDragonsNinjaGoLego King/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyNTSFHeartSquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyNTSFHeartSquidCleveKing/HillJerryScooby (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingMost ShockingHurtsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Boston Legal (S) (CC) Boston Legal (S) (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S)

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›› “Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant” (2009) John C. Reilly. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) Rock and Roll ›› “Ice Age: Continental Drift” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Parental Guidance” (2012) Billy Crystal. ‘PG’ (CC) Face Off, Max Cathouse (:45) ››› “Behind the Candelabra” (2013, Docudrama) Michael Douglas, Matt Damon. (S) (CC)

(12:50) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Let’s Go to Prison” (2006) Dax Shepard. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Mighty Ducks” (MAX) “Joyful Noise” ›› “Final Destination 5” (2011) Nicholas D’Agosto. ‘R’ Strike Back (S) (CC)

›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) Lingerie Feature 6: Model Mayhem (S) (CC) Girl’s Guide ›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh, Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ›› “Mulholland Falls” (1996) Nick Nolte. ‘R’

(:40) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) Halle Berry. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) “Bulletprf” (:45) › “The Double” (2011, Action) Richard Gere, Topher Grace. ‘PG-13’ ›› “Flying Blind” (2012, Drama) Helen McCrory. ‘NR’ Polyamory Mr. Web Therapy Polyamory Mr. ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Heaven” (2002, Suspense) Cate Blanchett, Giovanni Ribisi. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Dangerous Minds” (1995) Michelle Pfeiffer. ‘R’ (:40) ›› “Almost Kings” (2010) Alex Frost. ‘NR’ (CC) (12:15) “Eden” (2012, Drama) Jamie Chung, Scott Mechlowicz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “A Room With a View” (1986) Helena Bonham-Carter. ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Manderlay” (2005) Bryce Dallas Howard. In 1933 a woman finds slaves on a plantation. ‘NR’

(:20) “The Last Play at Shea” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “George of the Jungle 2” ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:30) “The United States of Leland” (:15) ›› “Tanner Hall” (2009, Drama) Rooney Mara, Brie Larson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperStroumboulopAnderson CooperAnderson

CooperAnderson CooperStroumboulopNew Day Saturday (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0CommunCommunCommunCommunTosh.0 ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) (CC) Eddie Griffin: You Can TellMike Epps Presents KeyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Jungle Gold (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) ANT AustinANT DogWanderLiv-Mad.AustinAustinANT Good Shake ItANT AustinShake ItGood “Zenon: Girl” DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoHenry (E!) E! News (N) E! SpecialFashion PoliceHelloSoupChelseaE! News ChelseaHelloSoupChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) (CC) Interruption (:25) Mexico Primera Division Soccer Queretaro FC vs Tigres UANL. (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

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(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockNewsRosaryCrossingEvangeParablesWomen Daily MassLife on the Rock NewsCatholicHoly Wd.The FaithPlunkett BlackMy Faith

(FAM) Middle“The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC)

Apocalypse” (2011) (CC) “Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud” (2007) Fangasm PaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) PricePraiseCall2AllCrefloBehindPraiseReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Cleveland › “Killers” (2010, Action) Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl. (CC) (DVS)

›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas. (CC) (DVS) There Yet? There Yet? There Yet?

›› “Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!” (2004) Kate Bosworth. (CC) MarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Fort Massacre” (1958)

››› “The Time Machine” (1960) Rod Taylor, Alan Young. (CC) (DVS)

›› “World Without End” (1956) Hugh Marlowe.

›› “The Omega Man” (1971) Charlton Heston, Anthony Zerbe. Premiere. ›› “A Boy and His Dog” (1975) Don Johnson. (:15) ›› “They Only Kill Their Masters” (1972, Mystery) James Garner. Now Playing (:45) ››› “Viva Maria” (1965) Brigitte Bardot. (TLC) GownGownSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearSay YesSay YesGownGownPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Supernatural (S) ››› “300” (2007) Gerard Butler. (CC) (DVS) › “10,000 B.C.” (2008) Steven Strait. ›› “The Time Machine” (2002) (CC) PreviewNUMB3RS (CC) Smallville “Spirit” Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Uncle AdvenTeenMADKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenHeartSquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenHeartSquidCleveKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresDead Files Re.Dead Files Re.Ghost AdventuresDead Files Re.Dead Files Re.Ghost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Boston Legal (S) (CC) Boston Legal (S) (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny The Nanny (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Special Delivery” Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) ››› “Hard Luck” (2006, Suspense) Wesley Snipes, Aubrey Dollar. (CC) House “Honeymoon” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingAdelante

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(HBO) (5:45) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

››› “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Alan Arkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Spy Game” (2001, Suspense) Robert Redford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) › “A Sound of Thunder” (2005) (MAX)

(5:00) ›› “U-571” (2000) (CC) ››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Strike Back (N) (S) (CC)

Strike Back (S) (CC)

Girl’s Guide “Erotic Karma” (2012, Adult) India Summer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(12:55) › “The Sitter” (2011) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “The Edge” (1997) Anthony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Purple Rain” (1984, Musical) Prince, Morris Day. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Roman Polanski: Odd Man Out” (2012) ‘NR’ Ray Donovan “Same Exactly” “Roman Polanski: Odd Man Out” (2012) ‘NR’ Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

(:15) “Fame High” (2012) ‘NR’ (TMC) (5:30) ››› “Knucklehead” (S) (:10) › “The Reunion” (2011, Action) John Cena. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest Steve Trevino: Grandpa Joe ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) › “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Heavenly Creatures” (1994) Melanie Lynskey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Cosi” (1996, Comedy) Ben Mendelsohn. ‘R’ (CC)

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KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) Cyberchase Arthur (S) (EI) Wild Kratts DragonFlyTV (S) Globe Trekker (S) (CC) (DVS) Mind of a Chef Moveable Martha Bakes Lidia’s Italy Test Kitchen Cooking School Cook’s Country PépinSteves’ Europe Earthflight, A Nature Special The National Parks: America’s Best Idea Biologist Adolph Murie. (S) Skeletons of the Sahara (N) (CC)

KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Good Morning America (N) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Jack Hanna Ocean Mys. Born to Explore Sea Rescue College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live)

KCCO CBS This Morning: Saturday (N) (S) (CC) WCCO 4 News Saturday Morning Lucky Dog Dr. Chris Pet Vet Recipe Rehab Jamie Oliver Paid Program Paid Program

Duvall. (CC) ››› “Silverado” (1985, Western) Kevin Kline. The paths of four cowboys converge en route to a showdown. (CC) ››› “Pale Rider” (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood, Michael Moriarty, Carrie Snodgress. (CC) ›› “Shooter” (2007) (CC) (AP) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Must Love Cats (S) Dog ChallengeTo Be Announced

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(CNN) New Day Saturday (N) MoneySaturday MorningCNN Newsroom (N) CNN NewsroomMoneyNext ListCNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) RiflesPaidHannibal Buress ›› “Beerfest” (2006, Comedy) (CC) ›› “Sex Drive” (2008) Josh Zuckerman. (CC) ››› “Trading Places” (1983) Dan Aykroyd. ›› “Austin Powers in Goldmember”“Without-Paddle” (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Porter Porter Porter Porter TickleTickleTickleTickleMoonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Porter Porter (DISN) MickeyDoc SofiaPiratesJessieJessieJessieDogLiv-Mad.Good AustinAustinAustinJessieJessieJessieANT ANT ANT ANT Good DogAustinGood (E!) Fashion PoliceMiss World (N) E! News KardasSoupKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianE! News (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ScoreNASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dover 200. College Football

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(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (CC) America’s News Headquarters America’s News Headquarters Journal Editorial America’s News Headquarters Healthy You News HQThe Five America’s News Headquarters

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(FX) Buffy, SlayerBuffy, SlayerEllen (S) Ellen (S) Two Two Two Two ›› “Hollywood Homicide” (2003) Josh Hartnett › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”

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(LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidUnsolved Mystery ›› “Restless Virgins” (2013) (CC) “Hiding” (2012) Ana Villafañe. (CC) “The Pregnancy Pact” (2010) (CC) “Girl Fight” (2011) (NBCSN) PremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierWhitetailBlitz TVWhitetail B. DanceHunterPregameAuctions America (NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.SanjayTurtlesRabbidsMonSponge.RangersDigimonSponge.Sponge.RabbidsSanjaySam & Sam & HauntedHauntedSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!Muscle ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) (SYFY)

PaidPaidPaidPaid“Age of Dinosaurs” (2013, Action) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. › “Land of the Lost” (2009, Comedy) ››› “The Abyss” (1989, Science Fiction) Ed Harris. (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS)

Fresh Prince House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim Engagement Engagement ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas. (CC) (DVS)

› “Killers” (2010, Action) Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl. (CC) (DVS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (TCM) “Viva Maria” (:45) ››› “La Parisienne” (1958, Comedy) Brigitte Bardot, Charles Boyer. “Creature With the Atom Brain” (1955) (:45) › “Adventures of Kitty O’Day” (1944) Jean Parker. ››› “Ring of Bright Water” (1969) Bill Travers, Virginia McKenna. (CC)

››› “Trouble Along the Way” (1953) John Wayne, Donna Reed. (CC)

››› “The Long, Long Trailer” (1954, Comedy) Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz. (CC)

›› “Butterfield 8” (1960, Drama) (TLC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-Buried (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S)

Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show ››› “Love Actually” (2003) Hugh Grant, Laura Linney. Premiere. (CC)

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Michael Douglas. (S) (CC)

“Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”

Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Con Air” (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Outbreak” (1995, Suspense) Dustin Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG’ ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) Johnny Depp. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) “Fame High” (2012) ‘NR’

Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S)

Web Therapy

Homeland “The Smile” (S) (CC)

“Breakaway” (2011) Russell Peters. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) › “Salvation Boulevard” (2011) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” (:15) ››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (2:50) ››› “Do the Right Thing” (1989, Drama) Danny Aiello. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(4:55) › “Brake” (2012) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Homeland “Beirut Is Back” (S) (CC) Homeland “State of Independence” Homeland Brody runs into Carrie. (S) Homeland “Q&A” (S) (CC) Homeland “A Gettysburg Address” Dexter “Remember the Monsters?” (S) (TMC) (:10) ›› “Cold Weather” (2010, Comedy) Cris Lankenau. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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