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•What are you currently reading?
“I am reading ‘The Art of Fielding’ by Chad Harbach. A baseball book. It’s good, but it’s going slow.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“We made a meatloaf on Tuesday, and we had the leftover meatloaf last night, believe it or not, as a sandwich. I cut it and then I sear both sides in the pan, instead of microwaving it or just throwing it in the oven. Then I had some ciabatta rolls, some cheddar, I crisped up some onions. I had half an onion in the fridge ... and some pickled jalapenos. And a wet salad, and some roasted potatoes. It was a good dinner. I have a picture of it on my Twitter, if you don’t believe me.”
•What is your next project?
“Hopefully another round of ‘Sandwich King.’ If that’s the case, it takes a month or two of planning to get that show going with recipes and themes and sandwiches. I’m actually knee deep in the beginning stages of a book.”
•Where did you go on your last vacation and why?
“I went to Mexico, Puerto Morelos. It’s outside Cancun. I went there because I love Mexico, I love the food and I love the drinks. We went to an all-inclusive family resort, which I’ve never really done. I’ve spent so much time cooking and thinking of food and planning my life around food, that I didn’t want to worry about planning out there. I wanted food brought to me.”
“Downsized,” blip.tv/downsized
This timely, made-for-the-Web ensemble dramedy looks at the extremes that people go to when faced with an economic crisis. It follows the lives of several New Yorkers as they try to balance work, love and their precarious finances. Written and directed by Daryn Strauss - who is also the executive producer - it stars Strauss, Chris Henry Coffey, Conan McCarty and Meredith Zinner.
“TAG! That Awesome Gig!” blip.tv/tagseries
Produced by Kids Republic, the Central Europe-based nonprofit singing group for children ages 7 to 13, the 20-episode scripted drama looks at the lives of primary school students in an American International School outside of the U.S. Kaveh Daneshmand is the writer, director and editor. Along with the episodes, there are also videos of the cast performing various songs.
“ABC Music Lounge,” abc. go.com/music-lounge
Music - whether in the background, as a theme song or as an integral part of the storytelling - is tremendously important in television, and inclusion in a TV show can turn performers into breakout stars. On this page, ABC focuses on the music in its shows, with particular interest in new dramas “The Last Resort” (with Grace Potter & the Nocturnals), “666 Park Avenue” (with Gin Wigmore) and “Nashville” (with Polica).
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HookOff HookOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHousewives/NYCGallery Girls (N) HappensHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCGallery GirlsHappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidCook Tabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportUltimate FactoriesMillionsMillionsAmerican GreedMad MoneyMillionsMillionsAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDaily ShowSouth PkSunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertSouth PkDailyThe Colbert ReportSouth PkSunnySunnyFturamaJB SmoovePaidPaidPaidCook
(DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperFast N’ Loud (N) Texas Car WarsAmerican ChopperFast N’ Loud (S) American ChopperPaidCook NopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo
(DISN) Code 9VampireShake ItANT Fish JessieAustinPhineasCode 9Shake ItWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasHandy Manny (S) (E!) E! News
Sex-CitySex-CityE! Special (N) Fashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupSoupChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Football Green Bay Packers at Seattle Seahawks. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) Interruption 2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter Football Live Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
NFL Presents NASCAR Now College Football Teams TBA. SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassThe Journey HomeGenesisRosaryWorld Over LiveVaticanoWomen Daily MassThe Journey HomeMother AngelicaRiverMarriageSaintsGod Say YesVisionarOriginalCatholic
(FAM) Switched at BirthSwitched at Birth ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidNopaleaPrinceLifeJ. MeyerDrenda (FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) Boys in Twins MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins WildWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Yankees at Twins More PaidPaidPaidMore PaidPaidPaid
“The Mist”Alphas (N) Warehouse 13 (N) Alphas Warehouse 13 (S) Alphas Hot Set Sanctuary (CC) Sanctuary (CC) PaidDefrostCook PaidPaidPaid (TBN) LucadoPottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tisPraise the Lord (CC) OsteenMannaHoly CrefloPraise the Lord (CC) HistoryCrossMusicWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Mirrors” (2008, Horror) Kiefer Sutherland, Paula Patton, Amy Smart. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Lusty Men” (1952)
››› “The Chosen” (1981, Drama) Robby Benson, Barry Miller.
››› “The Diary of Anne Frank” (1959) Millie Perkins. A Jewish girl hides from the Nazis in an Amsterdam attic. (CC) (12:15) ›››› “Fiddler on the Roof” (1971) Topol, Norma Crane. Poor Jewish milkman, wife and five daughters in czarist Russia. (CC)
››› “Bye Bye Braverman” (1968) George Segal. (:15) ›› “My True Story” (1951) (TLC) Toddlers & TiarasHere Here Here Here Here Comes Here Here Here Here Here Comes Toddlers & TiarasPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidTable-12People
(TNT) The Mentalist (S) Major CrimesMajor Crimes (N) The Mentalist (S) Major CrimesCSI: NY “Trapped” CSI: NY “Wasted” Dallas (CC) The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville “Toxic” (TOON) AdvenAdvenRegularAnnoyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua DynaAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweDynaKing/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...LizardLizardLizardLizardBait CarBait CarWorld’s Dumbest...LizardLizardLizardLizardBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens That ’70s Show (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Cook Safe (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Killshot” (CC)
WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) ›› “Next Friday” (2000, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. (CC) (12:05) ›› “Next Friday” (2000, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. (CC)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) The Latino List (:45) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, RomanceComedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) Taxicab Confessions: New York, New York (CC) Fight Game Real Sex ›› “Young Adam” (2003) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “The Debt” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Clean Slate” (1994) (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Tower Heist”
(2011) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:20) ›› “Flubber” (1997) Robin Williams. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) Strike Back (S) (CC)
Zane’s Sex Zane’s Sex (:05) ››› “Trading Places” (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Terminal” (2004, ComedyDrama) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) “Brighton Beach Memoirs” (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “The Big Lebowski” ‘R’ ››› “Tupac: Resurrection” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse (CC) “The Original Latin Kings of Comedy” (2002) (S) ‘R’
››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’
“Johnny Was” (2006, Action) Vinnie Jones. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Simon Birch” (1998, ComedyDrama) Ian Michael Smith. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:10) “Bikini Round-Up” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Killing Zelda Sparks” (2007) Vincent Kartheiser. ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) ›› “White Irish Drinkers” (2010, Drama) Nick Thurston. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Meek’s Cutoff” (2010) ‘PG’
(:45) ›› “Shakespeare High” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) › “Prisoner of Zenda, Inc.” (S) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Chatroom” (2010) ‘R’ ››› “Buck” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
TUESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 25, 2012
(1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia. (CC)
Pie” (1999, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. (CC)
Wayans, Marlon Wayans. (CC)
(AP) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) (CC) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (N) Flipping Out (CC) HappensFlipping Out (CC) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHappensHousewives/NJPaidCook PaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportJ. Crew and60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM)
ColbertDailyWork.Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Brickle.DailyColbertTosh.0Brickle.DailyColbertTosh.0Brickle.KeyKeyKeyComedyPaidPaidCook Paid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaCreflo (DISN) AustinVampireShake It“Tinker Bel”
JessiePhineasCode 9Shake ItWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) E:60 (N)
(ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC)
World/PokerWorld/PokerBaseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football Teams TBA. SportsCenterSportsCenter
CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games
2012 CrossFit Games (N) CrossFit Games Best of the NFL Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker SportsCenter (N) (CC) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals. From Dallas. (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopePriestWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveCatholicismLifeMiraclesPriestPapal AudienceEpistlesOriginalMusic
(FAM) “The Time Traveler’s Wife” ›› “The Notebook” (2004) Ryan Gosling. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerAmazing
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) JackrabTwins MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins UFCUFC UnleashedMLB Baseball: Yankees at Twins More PaidPaidPaidMore PaidPaidPaid (FX) Two Two ›› “Hancock” (2008) Will Smith. Sons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of Anarchy(:05) Rescue MePaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup (N) (Live) War by the Shore (N) Live From the Ryder Cup War by the ShoreLive From the Ryder Cup War by the ShoreLive From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup
Hunt IntlHuntersLove It or List ItPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt IntlMillionMillionPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt IntlMillionMillionLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDig In
PawnPawnPawnPawnTop Gear (N) Cnt. Cnt. (:02) Top GearPawnPawn(12:01) Top GearCnt. Cnt. (:03) Top GearPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
Dance MomsDance MomsDance Moms (N) Dance MomsDance Moms(:01) Dance MomsDance Moms(:01) Dance Moms(:01) Dance MomsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
Dream OnDream On ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Mr.
EntourageEntou(:38) Entourage (S) EntouPaidPaidPaidHang PaidPaid (SYFY) Face Off Face Off Face Off (N) Hot Set (N) Face Off Hot Set Merlin (CC) Merlin (CC) Merlin (S) (CC) Merlin “Gwaine” PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) MasterPottersBehindJ. MeyerPrinceParsleyPraise the Lord (CC)
ACLJFull SecretsCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Miracles AroundEvidnceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› “The Informant!” (2009) Matt Damon, Scott Bakula. (CC) TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Kill a Dragon” (1967)
›››› “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” (1945, Drama) Dorothy McGuire. (:15) ›› “It Happened in Brooklyn” (1947) Frank Sinatra. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Lords of Flatbush” (1974) Perry King, Sylvester Stallone.
CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Dallas (CC) The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) GumballDragonsLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua DynaAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweDynaKing/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens That ’70s Show (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S)
››› “The Last Angry Man” (1959, Drama) Paul Muni, David Wayne. “Something Always Happens” (TLC) Secret Princes (S) Joined for Life19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbbyJoined for Life19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbbySecret Princes (S) PaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidMakingPeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesCSI: NY “Risk” (S)
›› “The Landlord” (1970, ComedyDrama) Beau Bridges, Pearl Bailey.
Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Cook Safe (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Royal Pains Hank has a realization. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Covert Affairs “Glass Spider”
House Paralysis. (S) (CC) House “Don’t Ever Change” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Cheers (CC) Law Order: CI (WGN-A) Funny VideosLead-OffMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Colorado Rockies. (N) (Live) NewsRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Monte Carlo” (2011) Selena Gomez. ‘PG’ › “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG-13’ Treme (S) (CC) Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ››› “Black Swan” (2010, Drama) Natalie Portman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Alarmist” (1997) David Arquette. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat” (S) (MAX) (5:35) “Johnson Family Vacation” (:15) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’
Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC)
“Lady Chatterley’s Daughter” (2011) (:15) ››› “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang” (2005) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’
››› “The Long Hot Summer” (1958, Drama) Paul Newman. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “The Tall Men” (1955) ‘NR’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Crazy for Love” (2005) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:10) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010, Romance) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (CC)
›› “Trespass” (1992) Bill Paxton. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Buffalo 66” (1998, Drama) Vincent Gallo. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Shall We Dance?” (1996, Romance) Koji Yakusyo. ‘PG’ (CC) “MadMambo” (TMC) (5:20) › “Route 666” (2001) (S) ‘R’
“King of Paper Chasin’” (2009, Crime Drama) D.L., Jason Rivera. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Squeeze” (1997, Drama) Tyrone Burton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:50) “Bikini Chain Gang” ‘NR’
(:15) › “Uninvited Guest” (2000, Suspense) Mekhi Phifer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Race” (2007) Voices of James Hereth. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Dickie Roberts”
WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 26, 2012
Top Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersHappensTop Chef MastersHousewives/NJTop Chef MastersHappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportUltimate FightingAmer. GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmer. GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyKeyKeySouth PkSouth PkSouth PkKeyDailyColbertSouth PkKeyDailyColbertSunnyKeyChapMich. Ian BlackComedyPaidPaidPaidCook (DISC) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N) Booze-AmericaSons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) PopoffCook TelePaidPaidPaidCook Creflo (DISN) Code 9VampireShake It ›› “G-Force” (2009) (S) GravityPhineasCode 9Shake ItWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialSoupE Spec.ChelseaE! News ChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC)
SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2)
NFL Live (N) (CC) CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games 2012 CrossFit Games (N)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
NFL Live (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsFaithCatholicWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveGenesisRupturePoor DevoSaintApo.Dogmatic T.OriginalHymns
(FAM) (5:00) ›› “The Notebook” ›› “The Last Song” (2010) Miley Cyrus. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) Jerry KillTwins MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. Twins Jerry KillFootballVikingsUFC UnleashedDan PatrickPaidPaidMore PaidMore PaidPaidPaid
(FX) (5:00) “Hancock” ›› “S.W.A.T.”
BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDecked
PawnPawnCajun Cajun Cajun Cajun AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCajun Cajun Cajun Cajun AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
Trading SpousesTrading SpousesTrading SpousesTrading SpousesProject RunwayTrading SpousesTrading SpousesTrading SpousesProject RunwayPillowNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) IndyCar MLS 36 ››› “Rocky II” (1979) Talia Shire NFL Turning PointNFL Turning PointMotorcycle RacingNFL Turning PointDream OnHang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe ’Lights (N) (NICK) Figure ItVictoFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionEntouEntouPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Paranormal Wi.Hot Set Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (CC)
GoodDupl’tisEasterCrefloPraise the Lord (CC)
BibleFocusHead-OnWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)
›› “Final Destination 3” (2006, Horror) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ›› “The Castilian” (1963)
››› “The Gift of Love” (1958, Drama) Lauren Bacall, Robert Stack.
››› “Sex and the Single Girl” (1964) Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood.
›››› “Harper” (1966, Mystery) Paul Newman, Lauren Bacall. (CC) (:15) ››› “Murder on the Orient Express” (1974, Mystery) Albert Finney, Lauren Bacall. (CC) ›› “Murder on Approval” (1956, Mystery) Tom Conway. MGM Parade “Crime School” (TLC) HoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyDown South DanceHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyPaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidDemoPeople (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC)
CSI: NY (S) (CC)
CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Dallas (CC) The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenJohnnyStar Ben 10King/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua DynaAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweDynaKing/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrDeep-ExtraFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrDeep-ExtraFoodFoodBest SandwichPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...TowTowTowTowRepoRepoMost ShockingTowTowTowTowRepoRepoMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens That ’70s Show (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S)
Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA)
NCIS “Pyramid” (S) (CC) (DVS)
NCIS A young sailor’s body is found.
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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) House House and Amber are at odds. House House diagnoses actor. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. Fight Game Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
Treme (S) (CC) Real Sex (S) (CC) (12:50) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Fight Game (:25) ›› “The Wood” (1999) Omar Epps. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “The Three Musketeers” ‘PG’ (MAX) (5:20) “Marked for Death” (1990) ‘R’ Strike Back (S) (:45) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart. A rightwing militarist pursues the mutants. ‘PG-13’
›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break (S) (:20) Life on Top (:15) ›› “Point Break” (1991, Action) Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ›››› “Waking Life” (2001, Drama) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Big Fish” (2003) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) “Roommates” ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR All Access Inside the NFL (S) (CC)
Inside NASCAR › “Another 9 1/2 Weeks” (1997) Mickey Rourke. (S) ‘R’ (:15) › “Fall” (1997, Drama) Eric Schaeffer, Rudolf Martin. (S) (CC)
(12:10) › “Nola” (2003) Emmy Rossum, Mary McDonnell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(1:50) “Bikini a-GoGo” (2003) (S) ‘NR’
(2:55) ›› “Pumpkin” (2002, Comedy) Christina Ricci, Hank Harris. (S) ‘R’
››› “Car Wash” (1976) ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:00) › “The Skulls” (2000) (CC) ››› “Pi” (1998, Drama) Sean Gullette. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “I’m Still Here” (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Camouflage” (1999) Leslie Nielsen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Doppelganger” (1993) Drew Barrymore. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Red Baron” (2008) (CC)
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(EWTN) Daily MassThe World OverCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveOctavaServantRestorPersonalThreshold of HopeLiving TheOriginalChoices
(FAM) (5:00) ›› “The Last Song” ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) Josh Lucas
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Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) ›› “Klitschko” (2011) The lives and careers of Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko.
››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’
Real Sex (S) (CC) The Latino List (:35) ››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)
(2:50) Treme (S) (CC)
(3:50) ››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. (CC) (MAX) “Collateral” ‘R’ ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Your Highness” (2011) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Erotic Karma” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Femme Fatales (:45) ›› “American Wedding” (2003, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “The Funhouse” (1981) Elizabeth Berridge. ‘R’ (:10) ››› “In Bruges” (2008, ComedyDrama) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW)
› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (7:55) › “I Melt With You” (2011, Suspense) Thomas Jane. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) Polyamory Mr. Gigolos (CC) Red-Nexican (S) (CC) ›› “Deception” (1993) Andie MacDowell. (S) ‘PG-13’
›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›››› “Hearts and Minds” (1974, Documentary) Premiere. ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ (12:50) “Pirates” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Essential Killing” (2010) (:45) ›› “Crime Spree” (2003) Gérard Depardieu, Renaud. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Discreet”
› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) “Multiple” (TMC) (5:00) “All Good Things” (2010) ‘R’
CatBig Cat (BRAVO) “House Party”(:05) ››› “Friday” (1995) Ice Cube. (:10) ››› “Friday” (1995) Ice Cube. (:15) ›› “Soul Plane” (2004) Kevin Hart. (:17) ›› “Soul Plane”PaidCook PaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMarijuana: IndustryUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) Daily(:44) Tosh.0 (CC) Tosh.0KeyTosh.0Brickle.South Pk ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0(:12) The Comedy Central Roast (CC) Give it up/GiraldoPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest CatchBering Sea G.Yukon Men (N) (S) Deadliest CatchYukon Men (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaHang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Code 9GravityVampireCode 9PhineasGravityANT Good Good Good VampireGravityGravityCode 9Fish “The Lion King 1 1/2” (2004) DeckDeckFish PhineasMickeyMickey (E!)
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(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryPadre Pio MaryWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendFootSurprises-GodPortraitsPadre Pio-MkdOriginalLetter
(FAM) “Willy Wonka & Chocolate” ››› “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidHang PaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N) (FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live) Twins Jerry KillAction SportsMLB Baseball: Tigers at Twins PaidPaidPaidPaidMore PaidJuice and Lose!
›› “The Karate Kid” (2010) Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan. Ultimate Fighter ›› “Hitman” (2007)
(HIST) Sniper: DeadliestAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Most WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedPaidPillowPaidNopaleaPaidPaid
(NBCSN) Game Caught LookingMLS Soccer: Fire at Sporting NFL Turning PointCaught LookingWar by the ShoreCaught LookingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles (NICK) Figure ItVictoKung FuKung FuMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsFriendsFriendsChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAT.U.F.F.T.U.F.F. (SPIKE) ››› “Glory Road” (2006) Josh Lucas. Premiere. (S) (8:51) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (S) (:42) ›› “Swordfish” (2001, Suspense) John Travolta. (S) RepoHang Cook PaidPaidRiflesPaid (SYFY) (5:00) › “Saw V”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven “Stay” (N) Alphas Haven “Stay” Warehouse 13 (S) Hot Set › “The Pumpkin Karver” (2006) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloMiracles AroundReflecXtremeImpactThe StoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse › “Wild Wild West” (1999, Action) Will Smith, Kevin Kline. (CC)
›› “Young Guns” (1988, Western) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (CC)
›› “Young Guns II” (1990, Western) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Musicals Great Musicals ››› “Support Your Local Sheriff!” (1969, Western) James Garner. (CC)
››› “Along Came Jones” (1945) Gary Cooper, Loretta Young. (CC)
›› “Carry on Cowboy” (1966, Comedy) Sidney James, Kenneth Williams. The Sid Saga The Sid Saga The Sid Saga (:45) ››› “Symbiopsychotaxiplasm: Take One” (1968)
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›› “Blade: Trinity” (2004) (CC)
›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck.
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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Hop” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
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›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ Fight Game (:10) ››› “The Debt” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Gang Related” (1997) James Belushi. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “The Indian in the Cupboard” (S) (MAX) (5:40) ›› “Final Destination 5” ‘R’
(:15) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Strike Back (N) (S) (CC)
Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC) (:20) “Sexual Quest” (2011) ‘NR’ (:45) ›› “The Bone Collector” (1999) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Femme Fatales (:10) ››› “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” (2011, Mystery) Gary Oldman, Kathy Burke. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Right Stuff” (SHOW) “Melancholia” (:25) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) Inside the NFL (S) (CC)
›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) Laurence Fishburne. ›› “Redemption Road” (2010) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) “Hollywood Sex Wars” (2011) Dominique Purdy. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “Better Luck Tomorrow” (2002) Parry Shen. ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Chrystal” (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Believers” (2007, Horror) Johnny Messner. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Buck”
(:15) Gigolos (S) Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest (:45) “Fubar: Balls to the Wall” (2010) David Lawrence. (:15) “Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde” (2008) Dougray Scott. ‘NR’ (:45) ›› “From the Sky Down” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Swinging With the Finkels”
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(BRAVO) Top Chef MastersReal HousewivesReal HousewivesMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCReal Housewives (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDefrostPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomNewsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy Cent.John Mulaney: New in Town(:17) ›› “Beerfest” (2006) (CC) (:29) ››› “Shaun of the Dead” (CC) (:35) › “The Hot Chick”(:14) › “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (CC) (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) Almost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, Away (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGravityShake It Up! (S) (CC) JessieWizardsGood Good AustinShake ItShake ItShake ItShake ItShake ItGood AustinAustinShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ScoreCollege Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Score
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(FX) MotherTwo Two Two ››› “Live Free or Die Hard” (2007, Action) Bruce Willis. College Football Game College Football
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(12:55) › “Wild Wild West” (1999, Action) Will Smith, Kevin Kline. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (5:30) ››› “Pride and Prejudice” (1940) (CC) (DVS)
››› “Random Harvest” (1942) Ronald Colman, Greer Garson. (CC) (:45) ›› “Secret of the Whistler” (1946) Richard Dix.
›› “Pygmy Island” (1950) Johnny Weissmuller.
››› “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” (1963, Comedy) Spencer Tracy, Edie Adams, Milton Berle. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Land That Time Forgot” (1975) Doug McClure. (CC) “ValleyKng” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFour Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Hard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard Evidence (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Major CrimesRizzoli & Isles
››› “The Last Boy Scout” (1991) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. ›› “Blade: Trinity” (2004) (CC) “Resident Evil” (TOON) Scan2GoRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10StarLanternJusticeDragonsDragonsDragonsDragonsNinjaGoNinjaGoStar AnnoyAnnoyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularRegular (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationNo ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrBigfootville (CC) Creepy Dest.Legends-OzarksBermuda Tria. (TRUTV) PaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidDisorder in theDisorder in theJokersJokersMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) The Cosby Show (S) (CC)
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››› “No Country for Old Men” (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem. (CC)
››› “3:10 to Yuma” (2007, Western) Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Logan Lerman. (CC)
›› “The Transporter” (2002, Action) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. (CC) NCIS “UnSEALed” (S) (CC) NCIS Ducky is kidnapped. (S) (CC) NCIS Director’s contact is killed. (S) (WGN-A) SingPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
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(HBO) (5:15) “The Indian in the Cupboard” ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’
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›› “Klitschko” (2011) The lives and careers of Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko. The Latino List (:45) ›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’
“D.O.A.: Dead”
(MAX) (5:20) ››› “The Right Stuff” (1983, Docudrama) Sam Shepard. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” (2003) Nick Cannon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’
(:15) ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. (CC) “The ATeam” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002)
Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR ›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. ››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Agora” (2009) Rachel Weisz. A slave falls in love with Hypatia of Alexandria. ‘R’
›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:45) ››› “Buck” (2011) ‘PG’
(:25) ›› “Burke & Hare” (2010) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Broken Flowers” (2005) Bill Murray. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010, Crime Drama) Sam Riley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Constant Gardener” (2005, Drama) Ralph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(4:50) ›› “The Joneses” (2009)
(5:00) Into the West (CC)
“Tombstone” (1993) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp for the OK Corral showdown. (CC)
Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC)
’Em High” (1968, Western) Clint Eastwood, Inger Stevens, Ed Begley. (CC)
My Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellTapeTapeFreakFreakWeirdWeirdExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal Housewives ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003) Uma Thurman. ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” (2004, Action) Uma Thurman. HappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidCook PaidGallery Girls (CNBC) Money MillionsUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidDebtDebtSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomAmerica to WorkPiers MorganCNN NewsroomAmerica to WorkPiers MorganCNN NewsroomAmerica to WorkPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (5:48) ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) Daniel ToshDemetri Martin.(:04) ›› “Accepted” (2006) (CC) Daniel Tosh: Happy Aziz AnsariDemetri Martin.ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Hang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) AustinAustinVampireGood GravityCode 9JessieCode 9Shake ItShake ItAustinAustinGood Good Vampire“Den Brother” (2010) (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasMickeyMickey
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(FX) FootballTwo ›› “The Karate Kid” (2010) Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan. Louie ›› “Spider-Man 3” (2007, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. LeagueLeagueTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup (N) (Live) Live From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup (HGTV) NovoDina Love It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(LIFE) “Last Hours”“A Mother’s Nightmare” (2012) (CC) “The Preacher’s Daughter” (2012) (CC) (:01) “A Mother’s Nightmare” (2012) (:01) “The Preacher’s Daughter” (2012) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(NBCSN) FootballMLS 36NFL Turning PointMLS Soccer: Sounders at Whitecaps FC Game ››› “Rocky II” (1979) Sylvester Stallone. Game PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles
(NICK) VictoYou Big TimeiCarly (S) VictoVictoYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearMy WifeMy WifeNannyBradyBradyTBAGrownT.U.F.F.
(SPIKE) (:10) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) ›› “The Punisher” (2004, Action) Thomas Jane. (S) (11:50) › “Punisher: War Zone” (2008) (S) RepoHang PaidPaidCook PaidPaid
(SYFY) “Lake Placid 2” (2007) John Schneider. “Lake Placid: The Final Chapter”“Lake Placid 3” (2010) Colin Ferguson. “Lake Placid: The Final Chapter”“Lake Placid 2” (2007) John Schneider. Hot Set Cook Paid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of Power (S) Graham Classic ››› “Love Takes Wing”“Love Finds a Home” (2009) Oak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelGraham ClassicHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangFranklin & Bash (CC) ›› “Get Smart” (2008, Comedy) Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. (CC) ›› “Observe and Report” (2009) Seth Rogen. (CC) (:45) ›› “Scary Movie 4” (2006, Comedy) Anna Faris, Craig Bierko. MarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Valley of the Kings” (CC)
››› “The Fallen Idol” (1948) Ralph Richardson, Michèle Morgan. (CC)
›› “Anna Karenina” (1948, Drama) Vivien Leigh, Ralph Richardson.
›››› “The Four Feathers” (1939) John Clements, Ralph Richardson. (CC)
››› “The Wrong Box” (1966, Comedy) John Mills, Ralph Richardson.
›› “The Looking Glass War” (1970) Christopher Jones, Pia Degermark.
›› “If Winter Comes” (1948) (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeRoyal Inquest (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCook (TNT) “Resident Evil”
›› “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) (CC) (DVS) ››› “American Gangster” (2007) Denzel Washington. ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) (CC) (DVS) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ››› “Shrek” (2001) Eddie Murphy VentureKing/HillCleveFam GuyDynaBoonBleachSamurai CasshEureka 7FullmetalShellBleachSamurai CasshEureka 7FullmetalShellLooneyLooney (TRAV) The SmithsonianGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (CC) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS The team hunts a killer. NCIS The team hunts for a killer. NCIS Women’s prison riot. (S) NCIS “Broken Bird” (S) (CC) NCIS Gibbs’ former mother-in-law. (S) NCIS “UnSEALed” (S) (CC) NCIS Ducky is kidnapped. (S) (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Monk A radio shockjock. (CC) Cook Safe Paid Program No Defrosting Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Arizona Diamondbacks. NewsVideosBones (S) (CC) BloopChrisChrisCheersCheersCheers ›› “Cheaper by the Dozen 2” (2005) WorldPaid
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(HBO) (5:30) › “D.O.A.: Dead or Alive” (S) › “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Boxing Jason Escalera vs. Edwin Rodriguez, Super Middleweights. (N) (S Live) (CC)
(:15) Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
(12:15) › “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Fast Five(1:55) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “The Crush” (1993) Cary Elwes. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Devil”
(MAX) (5:45) ›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)
› “Beyond” (2011) Jon Voight. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Strike Back (S) Skin to the Max (:45) Sin City Diaries Feature 4: Luck is a Lady A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC)
› “Beyond” (2011) Jon Voight. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “RoboCop 2” (1990, Science Fiction) Peter Weller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Grease” (1978) (SHOW) “Real Steel”
›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. All Access Strikeforce: Melendez vs. Healy Gilbert Melendez vs. Pat Healy. From Sacramento, Calif. (N) (Live)
Gigolos (CC)
››› “Tupac: Resurrection” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ “C’mon Man” (2012) Tony Rock. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) › “The Backup Plan” (S) (TMC) “Joneses” (:25) › “Route 666” (2001) Lou Diamond Phillips. (S)
