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MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 30, 2013

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(FSN) We Love Due College Football Teams TBA. (Taped) World Poker TourWorld Poker TourWest-CustomsThe Best of PridePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) (4:30) “Eagle Eye” ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. ArcherArcherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From

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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Parental Guidance” (2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Eastbound (:45) Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. (S) (CC) 24/7 Bradley Taxicab Confessions: New York Safe House › “Garden Party” (2008) Willa Holland. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “French Kiss” (1995) (CC) (MAX) (4:45) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) (S)

(6:50) ››› “The Five-Year Engagement” (2012) Jason Segel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (:45) Strike Back (S) (CC) (:40) “The Super Sex Program” (2013) Mary Carey. (S)

(:05) ››› “Closer” (2004, Drama) Julia Roberts, Jude Law. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “Roads to Riches” (2001) (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Diary” (SHOW) (5:25) ›› “Flying Blind” (2012) ‘NR’

Homeland “Tin Man Is Down” (S) Masters of Sex “Pilot”

›› “Behind the Burly Q” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Homeland “Tin Man Is Down” (S) Masters of Sex “Pilot”

(:40) ›› “Bel Ami” (2012, Historical Drama) Robert Pattinson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Web Therapy

›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Polyamory Mr. “VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Far and Away” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) “Orchids: My Intersex Adventure” (S)

› “Public Sex” (2009, Comedy) Luke Treadaway, Kate Heppell. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) › “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Cosi” (1996) Ben Mendelsohn. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Autumn”

TUESDAY EVENING OCTOBER 1, 2013

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(ESPN) E:60 (N) 30 for 30 (N) 2013 World Series of PokerSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) WNBA Basketball Conference Final, Game 3: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (N)

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(FAM) (5:30) ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990) ››› “Pretty in Pink” (1986) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerAmazing (FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) JackrabVikingsCollege Football Teams TBA. VikingsMinneWorld Poker TourWest-CustomsUEFAUFCPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Two Two ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. Sons of Anarchy (N) Sons of Anarchy Sons of Anarchy ArcherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid(Off Air)Paid (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (N) (Live) Live From the Presidents Cup Live From the Presidents Cup Live From the Presidents Cup Live From the Presidents Cup Live From the Presidents Cup Live From the Presidents Cup (HGTV) Hunt IntlHuntersPropertyPropertyIncome PropertyHuntersHunt IntlIncome PropertyIncome PropertyHuntersHunt IntlIncome PropertyPropertyPropertyNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidWest

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›››› “Singin’ in the Rain” (1952) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)

›››› “Double Indemnity” (1944, Crime Drama) Fred MacMurray. (CC)

›››› “The Bicycle Thief” (1948) Lianella Carell (:45) ››› “Gun Crazy” (1950) Peggy Cummins. (CC) (:15) The Story of Film: An Odyssey ››› “The Big Sleep” (1946) Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall. (CC) (DVS) “MatterLife-Dth” (TLC) CoupleCouple19 Kids19 Kids19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCouple19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCouple19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCouplePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Castle “Hunt” Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & IslesCold Justice (N) The Mentalist (S) Cold Justice (CC) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Closer (CC) Cold Case (CC) Smallville “Mortal” Smallville (CC) (TOON) TotalGumballUncle AdvenKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAquaEagleAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenIcelandicEagleCleveKing/HillJerryScooby (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsExtreme RVs (N) Extreme RVsBizarre FoodsExtreme RVsExtreme RVsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingStoragePaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Raymond Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond The ExesGolden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit House “Insensitive” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMovie News at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Enough Said Eastbound Boardwalk Empire “All In” (S) (CC) Hello Ladies (S) › “End of Days” (1999, Horror) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

24/7 Bradley (:05) ›› “She Hate Me” (2004) Anthony Mackie. A man impregnates his ex-fiancee and lesbians. (Off Air) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “The Bone Collector” (:15) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) Sanaa Lathan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (2004) ‘NR’ Girl’s Guide (:10) Strike Back (S) (CC)

“Obsession” (2013, Adult) Kiara Diane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “The Revenant” (2009, Comedy) David Anders, Chris Wylde. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “K-PAX” (2001, Drama) Kevin Spacey, Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Madagascar” (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “Mean Girls” (CC) Masters of Sex “Pilot”

Homeland “Tin Man Is Down” (S) Masters of Sex “Pilot”

Homeland “Tin Man Is Down” (S)

› “The Double” (2011) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Velvet Goldmine” (1998) Ewan McGregor. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Beaches” (1988) Bette Midler. Two women from different worlds, best friends for life. › “Bringing Up Bobby” (2011) (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The Big Lebowski” ‘R’

“It’s a Disaster” (2012) Julia Stiles. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “2 Days in New York” (2012) Julie Delpy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Mean Creek” (2004) Rory Culkin. ‘R’ (:35) “360” (2011, Drama) Anthony Hopkins, Ben Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“The Wrath of Cain” (2010) Ving Rhames. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Body Count” (1998) Forest Whitaker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Gunless” (2010, Comedy) Sienna Guillory. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Wednesday

produces a giant mutated lizard.

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›› “Dr. Crippen” (1963) Donald Pleasence, Coral Browne.

›› “Return From the Ashes” (1965) Maximilian Schell, Samantha Eggar. (TLC) Toddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasCheer PerfectionBreaking: LAToddlers & TiarasCheer PerfectionBreaking: LAToddlers & TiarasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Closer (CC) Cold Case (CC) Smallville “Aqua” Smallville “Thirst” (TOON) JohnnyTeenAnnoyTotalKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAquaEagleAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenIcelandicEagleCleveKing/HillJerryScooby

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(HBO) “Happy Feet 2” (:45) ›› “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

24/7 Bradley Boardwalk Empire “All In” (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Hello Ladies (S) Eastbound ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005, Action) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:55) ››› “American Psycho” (2000) Christian Bale. (:40) ›› “The Clearing” (2004) Robert Redford. (S) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Titan A.E.” (2000) ‘PG’ (MAX) (:10) Strike Back (S) (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)

›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (2012) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Girl’s Guide Erotic Traveler (:15) Life on Top Feature 4: Let’s Do It (S) (CC)

(:45) ›› “Payback” (1999, Action) Mel Gibson. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Legend of Bagger Vance” (2000) Will Smith. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) Fig (CC)

›› “The Pick-Up Artist” (1987) (CC) (SHOW) “Roman Polanski: Odd Man Out” (S) Homeland “Tin Man Is Down” (S) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (N) (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime (CC)

› “Mallrats” (1995) Shannen Doherty. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Red State” (2011) Michael Parks. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Reservoir Dogs” (1992, Crime Drama) Harvey Keitel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Derailed” (2002) JeanClaude Van Damme. ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Humpday” (2009) Mark Duplass. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Sex Pets” (2011, Adult) Allie Haze. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Wonderland” (1999) Shirley Henderson. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Mumford & Sons: Road › “Out of the Cold” (1999) Keith Carradine. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Two Family House” (2000) Michael Rispoli. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:35) “Bending the Rules” (2012)

Thursday

OCTOBER 3, 2013

› “Bubble Boy” (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmer. GreedAmer. GreedAmer. GreedMad MoneyAmer. GreedAmer. GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAC 360 Later (N) E. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarlyStart New Day (N) (COM)

ColbertDailyChapChapSunnySunnyTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertRENO RENO RENO RENO SunnyWork.PaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Naked and AfraidNaked and AfraidMan, Cheetah, Wild (N) (S) (CC) Man, Cheetah, Wild (S) (CC) Naked and AfraidNaked and AfraidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) DogJessieWolfAustinDogShake ItJessieDogGood ANT Good Good Shake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasPhineasJessie (E!) E! News (N) SoupThe True HollywoodSociety Society ChelseaE! News ChelseaSociety Eric & ChelseaChelseaKardashianPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) FootballCollege Football Texas at Iowa State. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

(ESPN2) Women’s College Volleyball Penn State at Indiana. (N) (Live)

CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games Olbermann (N) (Live)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)

OlbermannBaseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) College Football Texas at Iowa State. SportsCenterSportsCenter

NASCAR Now (N) SportsCenter

SportsCenter (N) (CC)

SportsCenter (CC) OlbermannMike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) World Over LiveNewsRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily Mass (CC) World Over LiveNewsOctavaSaintsSavoringWeb of Faith 2.0Francis ClareBlackChoices

(FAM) ›› “Sixteen Candles” (1984) ››› “The Breakfast Club” (1985) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea (FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) Wild Live (N) (Live) Cllege FootballWest-CustomsJerry KillWild Live WildWorld Poker TourDue Rooster Cllege FootballPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Two Two AngerAngerAngerAnger › “Something Borrowed” (2011) Kate Hudson › “Something Borrowed” (2011) Kate Hudson PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (N) Golf Presidents Cup, Day One. From Dublin, Ohio. Live From the Presidents Cup LPGA Tour Golf Reignwood LPGA Classic, Second Round. From Beijing. Live From the Presidents Cup (HGTV) Hunt IntlHuntersHouse HuntersIncome PropertyHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlIncome PropertyHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlHouse HuntersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBest

(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(LIFE) Wife Swap (CC) Project RunwayProject Runway (N) (CC) Abby’s DanceDoubleProject Runway(12:02) Project RunwayAbby’s DanceDoublePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) NHL Live NHL Hockey: Kings at Wild NHL LiveTo Be AnnouncedAuto Racing (Taped) Motorcycle RacingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWhitetail PaidPaid (NICK) HauntedDrakeDeadDeadFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeInstantNannyMy WifeMy WifeYesDearSee DadFull H’seFull H’seGeorgeGeorge (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) GloryTattooInk Master (CC) TattooTattooTattooTattooWays Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) › “Resident Evil: Afterlife” (2010) ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) ›› “The Ferryman” (2007) Kerry Fox. “Dark Relic” (2010) James Frain. (CC) Ghost WhispererPaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy TurningIBA CrefloBehindPraise the Lord (CC) BibleR. LuceWom (TBS) (4:00) MLB Baseball (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Division Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) MLB Post. Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) The Office (CC) Seinfeld (CC) MarriedMarriedName Is Earl Name Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:00) “While the City Sleeps” (CC) ››› “The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex” (1939) Bette Davis. (CC)

››› “Leave Her to Heaven” (1945) Gene Tierney, Cornel Wilde. (CC)

››› “The Keys of the Kingdom” (1944, Drama) Gregory Peck, Thomas Mitchell. (CC) ››› “The Three Musketeers” (1948, Adventure) Lana Turner, Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›› “The Bribe” (1949) Robert Taylor, Ava Gardner. (CC) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings: BorBorFour Weddings: BorBorSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) Castle (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) The Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) LegendsDragonsBen 10TeenKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilEric EagleAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilIcelandicEagleCleveKing/HillJerryScooby (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumHid. CityHid. CityMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumHid. CityHid. CityMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersWorld’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingHurtsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Raymond Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond The ExesRoseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Sans Voir” Modern Family Modern Family NCIS “Kill Ari” (S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC)

NCIS “Kill Ari” (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) NCIS: Los Angeles “Endgame” (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit House “Top Secret” (S) (CC)

House Cuddy’s handyman falls. (S) House The spread of tuberculosis. (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit House “Twenty Vicodin” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:30) ›› “The Eagle” (2011) Channing Tatum. (CC) ›› “The Man With the Iron Fists” ( 2012) RZA. ‘R’ (CC)

Face Off, Max Hello Ladies (S) Atlantic City Hookers: Being a Ho 24/7 Bradley ›› “Hitchcock” (2012) Anthony Hopkins. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Match Point” (2005, Drama) Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) › “DarkWolf” (2003) Ryan Alosio. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “That Old Feeling” (1997) (S) (MAX) (5:50) ›› “Lethal Weapon 4” (1998, Action) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)

› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC)

(:45) Co-Ed Confidential 4Play Feature 1: Coming and Going (S) (CC)

(:20) “Birthday Sex” (2012) ‘NR’ (:45) ›› “The Beach” (2000, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “Beginners” (2010, Drama)

Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Confetti” ‘R’ (SHOW)

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. Masters of Sex “Pilot”

›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Homeland “Tin Man Is Down” (S) Polyamory Mr. Masters of Sex “Pilot” Polyamory Mr.

››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Dave Chappelle’s Block Party” (2005) Dave Chappelle. ‘NR’

›› “The Taqwacores” (2010) Bobby Naderi. (S) ‘NR’

››› “Out of Sight” (1998, Crime Drama) George Clooney. Premiere. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering” ‘R’ “Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror” (1998) ‘R’

› “Children of the Corn 666: Isaac’s Return” (1999) “Journey to Center of Earth”

›› “All Night Long” (1981) Gene Hackman. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Oscar” (1991) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Liberal Arts” (2012)

Antonio Banderas. Zorro’s protege crosses swords with a returning tyrant.

Legend of Zorro” (2005, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. The swordsman and his wife fight a count. (CC)

George Clooney, John Turturro. (CC)

(AP) To Be AnnouncedWildmanWildmanGator Boys (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredGator Boys (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredWildmanWildmanTo Be AnnouncedWildmanWildmanGator Boys (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredIt’s Me or the Dog (BRAVO) Housewives/NJ ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003)

“Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) ››› “Steel Magnolias” (1989) Sally Field. HappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef (CC) (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmer. GreedTwitter Rev.American GreedMad MoneyTwitter Rev.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.New Day Saturday (COM)

ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0CommunCommunCommunCommunTosh.0South Pk › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) (CC) C. Titus: Neverlution Tosh.0South PkKeyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (N) (S) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) DogJessieANT DogWanderPhineasLiv-Mad.AustinJessieJessieAustinANT JessieGood ANT ›› “Under Wraps” (1997) DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoHenry (E!) E! News (N)

KardashianFashion Police (N) HelloEric & ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaHelloSoupEric & PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterColl. Football LiveCollege Football Nevada at San Diego State. (N) (CC)

(ESPN2)

NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) (CC) High School Football John Curtis vs. St. Augustine. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

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Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

E:60

SportsCenter (N) (CC)

SportsCenter (CC) OlbermannE:60NFL Live (N)

(EWTN) (5:30) Daily MassLife on the RockNewsRosaryCrossingEvangeParablesWomen Daily Mass Life on the RockNewsCatholicHoly Wd.The MercyLitt. FlowerBlackMy Faith

(FAM) ››› “The Breakfast Club” (1985) ›› “17 Again” (2009) Zac Efron. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)

(FSN) Game PolarisCollege Football UCLA at Utah. (Taped) Jerry KillUEFAWorld Poker TourThe Best of PrideUFCUFCPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) ››› “Rio” (2011) Voices of Anne Hathaway. ››› “Rio” (2011) Voices of Anne Hathaway. ›› “Hollywood Homicide” (2003) Josh Hartnett ›› “Tears of the Sun” (2003) Bruce Willis. PaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (N) Golf Presidents Cup, Day Two. From Dublin, Ohio.

From the Presidents Cup (HGTV) Hunt IntlHunt IntlEndless Yard SaleBrake- SalesHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlBrake- SalesHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt Intl Endless Yard SalePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (HIST) Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. FugawisFugawisCnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. FugawisFugawisPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) “Romeo Killer” ›› “Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret” ›› “Prosecuting Casey Anthony”(:02) “Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret”(:02) “Prosecuting Casey Anthony”PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) PreviewInsiderMLS Soccer Chicago Fire at D.C. United. (N) To Be Announced Shark HuntersShark HuntersThe GridPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWingMatchPreview

(NICK) KorraTurtlesTurtlesTurtlesFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyMy WifeMy WifeYesDearSee DadFull H’seFull H’seGeorgeGeorge (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Bellator MMA Live (N) (S Live) Bellator MMA Live (S) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) “Resident Evil”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven (N) Being HumanHaven Fangasm Fangasm › “Fertile Ground” (2010, Horror) (CC) Dark Dark PaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) PricePraiseCall2AllCrefloBehindPraiseReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) (4:00) MLB Baseball Division Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Division Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) MLB Post. Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Name Is Earl MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›››› “His Girl Friday” ››› “Carnival of Souls” (1962) Candace Hilligoss. ››› “Night of the Living Dead” (1968) Duane Jones. (:15) ››› “Das Testament des Dr. Mabuse” (1933) Rudolf Klein-Rogge, Oscar Beregi. ›››› “Bride of Frankenstein” (1935) Boris Karloff. › “Frankenstein Created Woman” (1967) (:45) › “The Wasp Woman” (1960) Susan Cabot, Fred Eisley. “Captain Nemo” (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay Yes Say YesSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearSay Yes Say YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Castle (S) ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson. ›› “The Holiday” (2006) Cameron Diaz. (CC) (12:15) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) Premiere. (CC) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Uncle AdvenTeenMADKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAquaEagleAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenIcelandicEagleCleveKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...VacationPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Raymond Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (CC) (DVS) Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The Getaway “Joel McHale in Belfast” Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Want” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) House “Transplant” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingPeople

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011, RomanceComedy) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Boardwalk Empire “All In” (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Eastbound Hello Ladies (S)

› “Snake Eyes” (1998, Suspense) Nicolas Cage. ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) › “End of Days” (1999, Horror) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Lola Versus” (2012) Greta Gerwig. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (S)

(:15) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Strike Back (N) (S) (CC)

Strike Back (S) (CC)

Girl’s Guide “Pleasure Spa” (2013, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:50) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Erotic Traveler ›› “The Siege” (1998) Denzel Washington. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Bee Season” (SHOW) (4:30) ››› “War Horse” (2011) (CC)

Masters of Sex “Pilot”

››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Homeland “Tin Man Is Down” (S)

›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:15) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) (:15) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” (2004) ‘PG’ (:15) “Three Men and a Little Lady” (TMC) “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011)

›› “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” (2008) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) Meryl Streep. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “Budz House” (2012) Wesley Jonathan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “Belly” (1998, Crime Drama) Nas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “White Squall” (1996, Drama) Jeff Bridges, Scott Wolf. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

SATURDAY DAYTIME OCTOBER 5, 2013

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BROADCAST CHANNELS

KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) Cyberchase Arthur (S) (EI) Wild Kratts DragonFlyTV (S) Globe Trekker (S) (CC) (DVS) Mind of a Chef Moveable Martha Bakes Lidia’s Italy Test Kitchen Cooking School Cook’s Country PépinSteves’ Europe Earthflight, A Nature Special Life in Cold Blood “Armoured Giants” NOVA Impact of Hurricane Sandy. Seeing Stars (S) (CC)

KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Good Morning America (N) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Jack Hanna Ocean Mys. Born to Explore Sea Rescue Wildlife Docs Expedition Wild ISF - Korea CupPaid Program Paid Program College Football College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live)

KCCO CBS This Morning: Saturday (N) (S) (CC) WCCO 4 News Saturday Morning Lucky Dog (N) Dr. Chris Pet

New AtlantaReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesMillion Dollar LAMillion Dollar LAThe New AtlantaThe New AtlantaNeNe--Wedding (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Saturday (N) MoneySaturday MorningCNN Newsroom (N) CNN NewsroomMoneyNext ListCNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidRENO (:28) ›› “Take Me Home Tonight”“Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story”(:43) › “Epic Movie” (2007) Kal Penn. South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk(:28) › “Me, Myself & Irene” (2000) Jim Carrey. (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Turn & Burn (CC) Turn & Burn (CC) Turn & Burn (CC) Porter Porter Porter Porter TickleTickleTickleTickle (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofiaWanderANT JessieDogLiv-Mad.Good DogDogDogDogShake ItShake ItShake ItGood Good Good Good DogAustinAustin (E!) KardashianKardashianFashion PoliceE! News WeekendEric & SoupThe Society KardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianEric & Society Fashion Police (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ScoreNASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Kansas Lottery 300. (N) Score

(ESPN2) (5:30) NFL Live NFL KickoffNFL Matchup SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily Mass (N) AngelsHi LucyCatholicKnightsCateRosaryDaily Mass (CC) ReliFacesEWTN on LocationMercyRosaryWeb of Faith 2.0St. FrancisLivingThe Ta

(FAM) ›› “The Last Mimzy” (2007, Fantasy) ›› “101 Dalmatians” (1996) ›› “102 Dalmatians” (2000) ›› “17 Again” (2009) Zac Efron. ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams. ›› “National Treasure” (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial America’s News Headquarters (N) Healthy You News HQThe Five (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) (FSN) PaidPaid3 WideWe Love Rooster PaidWaterOutDW-TVDue PolarisGame Sports UnlimitedTriathlonWolvesJerry KillCollege Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (FX) Buffy, SlayerBuffy, SlayerEllen (S) Ellen (S) Ellen (S) Ellen (S) Ellen (S) Two Two Two Two ›› “XXX” (2002) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento. ››› “Salt” (2010) Angelina Jolie. “Colombiana”

(GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf Vivendi Seve Trophy, Third Round. From Paris. (N Same-day Tape) LPGA Tour Golf Reignwood LPGA Classic, Third Round. From Beijing. (N Same-day Tape) Live From the Presidents Cup (N)

(HGTV) Income PropertyIncome PropertyIncome PropertyKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenLove It or List ItHome of TomorrowHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawn (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidUnsolved Mystery › “Panic Button” (2007, Drama) (CC) ›› “Sleeping With the Enemy”

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›› “The Gorgon” (1964, Horror) Peter Cushing. (CC)

››› “The Devil’s Bride” (1968, Horror) Christopher Lee, Charles Gray.

››› “Manhattan Murder Mystery” (1993) Woody Allen, Diane Keaton.

›››› “National Velvet” (1944, Drama) Mickey Rooney. (CC) (DVS)

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(9:55) ››› “Superman II” (1980) Christopher Reeve. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

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(:15) ››› “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (2004) Vince Vaughn. ‘NR’

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(:05) ››› “Pieces of April” (2003) Katie Holmes. (:35) ››› “October Sky” (1999, Docudrama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Sean Penn. Premiere. ‘R’ (TMC) (5:55) ››› “The Dark Crystal” (1982) ‘PG’ (CC) “Bending the Rules” (2012) Jamie Kennedy. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Autumn in New York” (2000) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ›› “Real Steel” (2011) Hugh Jackman. A boxing promoter and his son build a robot fighter.

››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ (CC) “It’s a Disaster” (2012, Comedy) Julia Stiles. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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››› “The Bitter Tea of General Yen” (1933) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” (1939) Mickey Rooney. (CC) (DVS)

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24/7 Bradley (:40) ›› “J. Edgar” (2011, Biography) Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Watts. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:45) ›› “Savages” (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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