So they took branches of palm trees and went out to meet him, crying out, “Hosanna! Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord...!” John
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Spring has sprung! Silver Dollar City’s Street Fest, running for the final time April 11 - 29, offers old-fashioned fun with new food, new acts and the new $30 million Fire in the Hole! Read the feature about Fire
Petition now complete for senior real estate tax freeze in Taney County
BY CYNTHIA J. THOMAS, Staff Writer
Taney County resident Josh Smith announced on March 13 that he and a group of supportive volunteers have successfully gathered the required number of signatures on a petition to place SB 190 Senior Property Tax Freeze before Taney County voters in August for approval.
Smith, who is also a candidate for Taney County Assessor, submitted the petition to the County Clerk for certification on Friday, March 15.
Because the progress of the real estate property tax freeze approval in several counties has generated statewide interest, KY3 News was on hand to cover the delivery.
Smith has voiced numerous concerns about inaction on the part of the Taney County Commission concerning this crucial tax relief for the county’s seniors. Some area seniors moved to the area for retirement, others have enjoyed the Ozarks for decades; but a common denominator for many is having to manage on a fixed income that hasn’t kept pace with inflation.
“The Commissioners have had since May 2023, to do the right thing for seniors,” said Smith in a press release. “It’s just that simple. Everyone is hurting from rampant inflation, and it’s time to put
taxpayers first. Seniors, and everyone else, are being taxed out of their homes, and they need help.”
Smith believes the verification of signatures on the petition by the Taney County Clerk should be a swift, straightforward process, as he has already checked many of the signatures to ensure they represent properly registered voters. He has also taken initiative to provide the ballot language for the ordinance voters will be asked to approve, saying there is no justification for the Commission to engage in any semantics.
“The residents of Taney County have the right to vote on this ordinance, and it is the county’s statutory obligation to uphold that right,” he said. “We eagerly anticipate the August election, as the time is now to provide real relief for our deserving seniors.” Smith has requested to be informed if the Commission places discussion of the tax freeze or the proposed ballot language on an upcoming meeting agenda, and he encourages area residents to voice their opinions during the public comment time.
Smith said he has worked hard and fought for seniors with this petition and will continue to put taxpayers first if elected County Assessor. Call 417-334-3872 for more information.
A new title for Branson?
BY K.D. MICHAELS, Staff Writer
Branson has long been recognized as the Live Entertainment Capital of the World. But, the music mecca may soon carry an additional title.
House Bill 2320 declares Branson to be the Live Entertainment Capital of Missouri.
“In late January, I presented it to the Special Committee on Tourism, noting the uniqueness of the area, emphasizing faith, family, flag and fun,” explained Brian Seitz, State Representative for Missouri District 156. “So many of my sponsored bills cover statewide, and even nationwide issues, I wanted to design legislation that solely focuses on Branson and the lakes region, in general.”
Seitz continued, “Separating us from other tourist destinations, I noted our one-of-a-kind music shows and the variety found with-
Forsyth officer involved in shooting
BY K.D. MICHAELS, Staff
Writer Forsyth was the site of an officer-involved shooting on Tuesday night. What began as road rage ended with a member of the Forsyth Police Department being shot and a suspect taken into custody.
According to the Taney County Sheriff’s Department, a road rage incident
was reported to both the Sheriff’s Department and the Missouri Highway Patrol. Later, the suspect in the incident was seen walking along Highway 160.
According to reports, when a Forsyth Police Officer approached the subject, gunshots were fired, and the officer was struck.
The suspect fled on foot, and a manhunt involving multiple agencies began. The suspect, David Bryer, was apprehended and taken into custody. The officer was taken to a Springfield Hospital for treatment of his injuries. At press time, he was reported to be in stable condition.
Life Skills classes are in this facility located on E. Hwy. 76, sharing the campus with Developmental Connections, Tantone Industries, and residential housing. (Photo
Life Skills classes now open at Developmental Connections campus
BY CYNTHIA J. THOMAS, Staff
Writer On November 15, 2023, Developmental Connections of Taney County opened its Life Skills program. This program is designed to assist adults ages 18 and over who have a developmental disability with learning independent skills such as doing laundry, handling money, properly taking medications, social skills and communication, reading/writing and volunteering in the community.
Life Skills utilizes the
SNAP Curriculum (Specific Natural Activity Program), written by John Myers. In addition to practical everyday living skills, the program covers topics related to self-advocacy, nutrition planning, computer skills,
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Erica Rutledge of Silver Dollar City, and her weird pants (Photo submitted)
Small details spark big surprises on Fire In the Hole
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Jumping in puddles and crawling on concrete while wearing weird pants is just another day at the “office” for Erica Rutledge – a creative mind behind the new Fire In The Hole at Silver Dollar City.
While Red Flanders’ missing pants might be the most famous pair in the attraction, the jeans Erica recently roughed up belong to a Baldknobber.
“Patches’ clothes were just too clean,” she laughs. “We wanted them to reflect what the characters went through the night the City caught fire so we put on the pants —and shoes— and had some fun! We figured the best way to make them look worn was by wearing them!”
The tattered hem and muddy marks on Patch’s pants are just a few of the countless special details Erica hopes will spark a big experience for guests. Her imagination has always run wild like fire. As a little girl, she glued shoeboxes together to make big houses and set up “theme parks” in her backyard for neighborhood friends. That incredible attention to detail
stuck with her as she grew up to study design, landing on the team at Herschend Family Entertainment’s Creative Studios, where she brings that childhood magic to life for millions of visitors.
Her somewhat secret focus since 2019 has been reimagining the iconic Fire In The Hole at Silver Dollar City, long before the park announced the old ride would retire.
“This has all been years in the making. It was a big task coming up with a concept that brings the nostalgia of the old ride into a brand new experience for the next generation to enjoy,” she explains. “Fire In The Hole is such an important part of the park’s history. It really matters to folks so we wanted to focus on making sure it’s just right.”
Part of that plan was carefully refurbishing iconic parts of the old ride and brushing them up for their new home.
“Those pieces are such an important part of the story,” Erica says. “They help set the scene and tell the narrative of that night
Elevate Branson partners with Missouri Lions for eye mission
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Elevate Branson is proud to announce its collaboration with Missouri Lions District 26-M6 and the Missouri Lions Eye Mission Foundation to host an eye mission aimed at providing crucial vision care services to the community.
Scheduled to take place on Friday, March 22, the eye mission will bring together dedicated volunteers and professionals to offer comprehensive eye exams, vision screenings, and eyeglasses to individuals in need. This initiative reflects Elevate Branson’s ongoing commitment to enhancing
the well-being of our community and ensuring access to essential healthcare services.
“We are thrilled to partner with Missouri Lions District 26-M6 and the Missouri Lions Eye Mission Foundation for this impactful event,” said Hannah Witcher, Elevate Connections Director of Elevate Branson. “Vision care is a fundamental aspect of overall health, and through this collaboration, we aim to make a meaningful difference in the lives of those we serve.”
The eye mission will be held at the Elevate Branson Campus, 310 Gretna Road,
Local class teaches home and personal safety
BY K.D. MICHAELS, Staff Writer
A class taught by a local resident gave attendees a look at how to stay safe in our changing world.
Beth Schulz, with help from her husband, Glenn, taught the class the basics of home and personal security without the use of weapons.
“The mind is the most powerful defensive weapon,” said Schulz. “About 90 percent of potential ‘incidents’ can be avoided or deescalated using only the mind and some simple techniques. We spent the majority of the time on situational awareness that has four levels, each designated with a unique color. We taught that you never want to be unaware of your surroundings (white). With basic training and techniques, you can always be very aware of
your situation and surroundings (yellow), which eliminates paranoia while keeping you safe. When something doesn’t seem or look right, you make a plan to avoid or escape the situation (orange). If things go wrong, you take action (red).”
For his part, in the class Glenn Schulz covered the practical exercises—how to not get caught by blind spots, taking the safe route (which isn’t necessarily the shortest route), being polite yet safe, and techniques for parking lots and parking garages.
“Glenn ran them through a couple of video simulation exercises, as well, to help sharpen their newly-learned skills,” explained Beth.
Both Beth and Glenn have many credentials and certifications in the areas of
Branson, and will welcome individuals from all walks of life, offering them the opportunity to receive quality eye care services at no cost. In addition to vision screenings and exams, attendees will have access to information about maintaining eye health and preventing common eye conditions.
“We are grateful for the support of Missouri Lions District 26-M6 and the Missouri Lions Eye Mission Foundation in making this eye mission possible,” added Witcher. “Their sponsorship and dedication to community service align perfectly with Elevate Bran-
son’s mission of empowering individuals and families to thrive.”
Elevate Branson encourages members of the community to spread the word about this valuable resource and invites those in need of vision care services to attend the eye mission from 10 a.m. – 2 pm. Free transportation will be provided by calling 417-239-7818 the day of the event.
For more information about the eye mission or to inquire about volunteering opportunities, please contact Hannah Witcher at Hannah. Witcher@ElevateBranson. org or 417-239-7818.
safety and defense. Said Beth, “Glenn and I are highly skilled and practiced in personal, corporate, worship and school defense. We are very committed to Branson and wanted to offer our neighbors some sound, well tested techniques to help keep them safe.”
Beth explained that the class, which was held at the Library Center of the
Ozarks, was well received.
“We are thinking of offering some other introductory classes for the community,” noted Schulz. “We will announce them in mid-April. In addition, we teach several other classes that generally require a day or two to complete, but go into much more depth and practice. Our website, https://goodguyacademy.com.
Make a positive impact: Give blood with the Red Cross
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As spring approaches, the American Red Cross urges donors to give blood or platelets now to continue to strengthen the national blood supply. People of all blood types – especially those with type O blood – are critical to ensuring hospitals can meet the daily demand for lifesaving transfusions. During Red Cross Month in March, the Red Cross celebrates the volunteers and blood and platelet donors who are critical to ensuring those in need receive relief and care. Help can’t wait –to book a time to give, visit
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RedCrossBlood.org, download the Red Cross Blood Donor App, or call 1-800RED CROSS. As a thankyou, all who come to give by March 24 will get a $10 e-gift card to a pet supply merchant of choice, plus a chance to win one of five $3,000 gift cards. Visit RedCrossBlood. org/Pets for details.
Upcoming blood donation opportunities in March
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p.m., Our Lady of the Lake Catholic Church, 202 Vaughn Drive Forsyth 3/22/2024: 10 a.m. - 2 p.m., Elks Lodge, 12951 U.S.-160
Hollister 3/26/2024: 10 a.m. - 2 p.m., New Beginnings Fellowship Church, 151 Elm St How to donate blood
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Ambulance district, school bond issue on April 2 local ballots
Stone County Ambulance District on April
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The committee for the creation of a Stone County Ambulance District wishes to remind voters of the importance of voting “Yes” for such a district on April 2.
Mercy and Cox Health Systems have provided ambulance service in Stone County since 1985; however, both announced in late 2023 that they cannot maintain the services due to financial loss. Reimbursements from insurance companies and government sources such as Medicare/ Medicaid have not kept up with the increasing costs and increasing regulatory burdens. This means local communities must find ways to offset costs or provide services.
Increased healthcare costs can be attributed partially to the increase in technology, which improves patient outcomes but raises costs. New equipment required to meet regulations and standards of care are expensive, and personnel costs for training and salaries have also risen.
A petition drive was completed in order to place the question of creating an ambulance district on the April ballot, with the percentage of signatures received indicating strong awareness of the need. The creation of such a district would place authority under an unpaid Board of Directors, similar to the 911Service Board or the Health Department Board. Initial directors would be appointees, with staggered terms to be refilled by election upon expiration.
Creation of the district and board will be a step toward deciding among several options, including but not limited to the following:
• A Stone County EMA service with a director and employees funded by a tax levy and reim-
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Blood.org, call 1-800-RED CROSS (1-800-733-2767)
or enable the Blood Donor Skill on any Alexa Echo device to make an appointment or for more information. All blood types are needed to ensure a reliable supply for patients. A blood donor card or driver’s license or two other forms of identification are required at check-in. Individuals who are 17 years of age in most states (16 with parental consent where allowed by state law), weigh
bursement from individuals and insurances, similar to the model used in Taney County
• Contracting with Mercy, Cox, or both, with subsidy given to defray losses
• Contracting with another existing agency for management and personnel To fund the district, the ballot proposal is for a ½ of 1% increase in the current sales tax, or 50 cents on a $100 purchase. No increase in property taxes is proposed, meaning property owners would not pay disproportionately for EMS services needed by tourists. For convenience of Stone County voters, here is a list of the precinct voting locations:
• Alpine : VFW Post #2203 – 24204 State Hwy. 39, Shell Knob 65747
Cass: Jamesville Baptist Church- 213 Riverview Rd., Clever 65631
• Flat Creek A/B: Cape Fair Community Building- 8627 W. State Hwy. 76 Cape Fair 65624 (POB)
• Grant: Morning Star Baptist Church- 69 Butterfield Trail Rd., Marionville 65705
• Hurley: Hurley City Hall- 202 S Walnut, Hurley 65675
• Lincoln: K-RAC Building- 3665 State Hwy. 413, Crane 65633
• Pierce: Christian Church Community Center- 104 E Edgewood, Crane 65633
• Pine A: Blue Eye Lions Club Community building- 138 State Hwy. EE, Blue Eye 65611
Pine B: South Road and Bridge Shop- 203 County Shop Rd., Lampe 65681
Ruth A: Reeds Spring High School Band Room- 20277 State Hwy. 413, Reeds Spring 65737
Ruth B City: Kimberling Area Library- 45 Kim-
at least 110 pounds and are in generally good health may be eligible to donate blood. High school students and other donors 18 years of age and younger also have to meet certain height and weight requirements.
Blood and platelet donors can save time at their next donation by using RapidPass® to complete their pre-donation reading and health history questionnaire online, on the day of their donation, before arriving at the blood drive. To get started, follow the instructions at RedCrossBlood.org
berling Blvd., Kimberling City 65686
• Ruth B Rural: St. Andrew Presbyterian Church- 30 James River Rd., Kimberling City 65686
• Ruth C: Ignite Church19585 State Hwy. 413, Branson West 65737
Ruth C Rural/Sunset
Cove: Indian Point Municipal Center- 957 Indian Point Rd., Branson 65616
Union: Union City Community Church- 3886 State Hwy. K, Billings 65610
• Washington: Stone County Library/Galena322 State Hwy. 248, Galena 65656
• Williams: Shell Knob Shrine Club- 28149 Big Rock Rd., Shell Knob 65747
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Forsyth R-III Schools ask voters to support bond issue
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The Forsyth School District is seeking bond funds to provide for continued growth and progress in student education. The question will appear on the April 2 local ballot.
A recent statement shared with the Forsyth Area Chamber of Commerce stated that the district is at a point where additional facilities are needed. Speaking to the Chamber, Superintendent Dr. Jeff Mingus said the need is high for preschool education in the community, citing closures of several former childcare facilities that have made it difficult for working parents to find care. An early childhood center would accommodate six new classrooms.
Additionally, an indoor facility is needed in order to allow for student movement
and activity during inclement weather, and to allow athletic teams and the marching band to practice when weather is bad or there are schedule conflicts in other facilities. This facility would utilize an existing concrete pad area to maximize funding efficiency. It would also be available to other community groups, youth groups, etc., for events and activities, something sure to be appreciated as there are few such facilities of adequate size in the area.
Dr. Mingus also said it is important to note the Board of Education will structure the bonds without an increase in the bond and interest tax rate; passing the no-tax-increase bond issue will not increase the amount patrons currently pay in taxes. It will extend the number of years they will continue to pay the same amount.
In 2019, the district ran a bond issue that funded four additional middle school classrooms, renovation and
student achievement, and re- needs of children in the com-
ABOVE: Stone County ballot. BELOW: Artist’s rendering of Forsyth School improvements. (Photos submitted)
expansion of the school cafeteria, safety and security upgrades, and several upgrades to the present facilities. Those projects have been completed as promised. The administration and board take pride in spending the bulk of the school budget on things directly impacting
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BY CYNTHIA J. THOMAS, Staff Writer
Families, friends, and supportive community members packed the auditorium at Elevate Branson on Wednesday, March 13, for the graduation of the spring 2024 class of Elevate Work. Fifteen students received their certificates at the celebration.
Following welcoming remarks and opening prayer by instructor Doug Lay, attendees enjoyed a slideshow of class highlights.
The nine-week program
is not an easy one; students must be in class twice weekly and complete all homework assignments. They learn practical skills and soft skills for job success, develop a 60-second “elevator pitch” and a resumé, and practice interview skills with a panel of community professionals and business owners. “It’s as hard or harder than a regular job,” said program director Donna McConkey. Community panel members are vital for student success, Lay said, as are the
volunteer mentors assigned to each student. Mentors are not required to have any particular educational level or experience, but simply to be there alongside the students and encourage them.
Elevate Work graduation held
Featured speaker for the evening was Devra Leach, Vice President and Commercial Insurance Consultant with Connell Insurance Company. In addition to her work and involvement with various chambers of commerce and boards in the community, Leach is a runner, currently training for her 30th marathon.
Leach’s passion for running provided the perfect analogy for the graduates to continue what they’ve started at Elevate Work. She encouraged the graduates to “set a goal and work backwards,” because first establishing a vision and goal helps with creating a plan and sticking with it, fighting through the discouragement we all face at times. As part of the running analogy, she acknowledged the discomfort it takes to make progress, using the example of working for seven years to qualify for her first Boston Marathon; she has now completed several.
Leach also encouraged the class to continue the relationships they have developed with Elevate Branson staff, volunteers and classmates as a source of support, along with family members and keeping in touch with mentors, similar to how runners encourage one another.
Following Leach’s inspirational remarks, Donna McConkey took the podium to thank the many staff and volunteers who make each class possible,
including the computer and finance instructors, thrift store employees who help select interview clothing, van driver Jim Rankin, and volunteer Cindy Watterson who provides treats at class sessions.
Next on the program was Cathy Brown, who conducts Elevate Work Kids concurrently with each Elevate Work class. This session had nine children, including two babies, and Brown thanked her volunteer helpers Kaitlyn and Abby from the Branson High School GO CAPS career exploration program for their valuable assistance.
The graduates and their mentors were then recognized, each pair sharing briefly before the graduates received their certificate of completion and a packet containing their action plan and resume.
It was clear that the mentors felt they, too, benefited from the class, and hoped to keep in touch with the students.
“My life is richer for Thomas being in it,” said his mentor, Trent. More than one graduate stated, “This is the first certificate for anything I’ve ever had in my life.” Another mentor
complimented her student for persevering through “some really hard stuff” while completing the class. The students all identify their “why,” at the beginning of class, and this student’s goals included being employed as part of regaining custody of her daughter.
Students often say Elevate Work helps them in achieving other goals as well. One graduate, completing the class concurrently with a local recovery program, said, “This makes me even more confident about my future!” Some already have jobs lined up as a result of conversations with panel members; one student shared his excitement about starting a career at Cox Health Branson this week.
Registration is open for the next Elevate Work class, which begins March 25. It just takes a $20 application fee to get started; classes are FREE and include transportation, childcare and dinner. To vllunteer, visit https://elevatebranson.org/ elevate-work/ to learn about becoming a mentor or community panel member.
Applications open now for positions on 76 Entertainment CID Board
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In a time of energized growth of tourism in Branson, City officials are announcing an exciting opportunity to be involved with the revitalization process along 76 Country Boulevard, an area commonly known as Branson’s 76 Entertainment District. Applications opened March 20 for two Stakeholder Director positions on the 76 Entertainment Community Improvement District (CID) Board
of Directors. The application period closes on April 2. Background on the 76 Entertainment District (CID): This Public/Private Partnership is experiencing new energy and enhanced collaboration with Branson City Administration leadership who have put this project on “Priority Status.”
• The 76 CID is governed by a Board of Directors, consisting of three “City” representatives, and four “Stakeholder” positions consisting of business owners, property owners, or their representatives located within the 76 CID District.
• This Community Improvement District was formed to define the improvement area and implement a 1% sales tax to fund its revitalization and upkeep.
• The project is focused on a visionary redevelopment of Branson to create a more vibrant, fun, safe and attractive entertainment corridor designed to enhance visitor experience, stay-time, and return trips to Branson.
• The CID extends from just west of the Hwy. 65 off ramp all the way to Shepherd of the Hills Expressway. It is divided into six segments from Fall Creek Road to Shepherd of the Hills Expressway, traversing just over three miles.
the following qualifications to serve on the 76 Entertainment CID Board:
• Must be a registered voter residing within the 76 Entertainment CID or an owner of real property, owner of a business or a representative of an owner of real property within the 76 CID District. Must be at least 18 years old.
• Must have resided in Missouri for one year immediately preceding appointment to the CID Board.
All eligible applicants for the “Stakeholder Director” positions are encouraged to apply to help shape this impactful project designed to revitalize and foster the increased future success of the 76 Entertainment District. Applications are now open and will close at 4:30 p.m. on Tuesday, April 2, 2024. The application includes acknowledgment of
To apply, please visit Bransonmo.gov to access a link to the application form located on the City website’s homepage, or access the online application form directly at this link: https://www.bransonmo. gov/FormCenter/Application-Forms-10/76-Entertainment-CID-Application-137 . You may also visit the City Clerk’s Office located within Branson City Hall to apply in person.
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Ryan Fain, Rebecca Vasquez, Danitza Besares, Shelby Fulks, Amanda Miller, Brandon Charboneau, Barb Guzowski, Joshua Smith, Amanda Peelor, Thomas Ventimiglia, Hunter Davidson, Ethan Richter
Front row: Doug Lay and Donna McConkey. Not pictured: Lexi Brandon, Caraleena Henderson, and Ray Henderson (Photo submitted)
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Knowledge is power: Candidate conversations from Branson U [Week 4]
BransonU
Have you ever noticed how saying “I don’t like change” or “I love change” never actually changes whether or not anything changes? Regardless of your opinion, “change” is an inevitable part of life.
That’s true for even “small town” Branson. From new shows and attractions, to rising taxes and homeless populations, a lot has changed in Branson over the last few decades.
The majority of that change is shaped by just a small handful of elected officials. Our board of aldermen (city council) sets the tone for all of our local businesses. Our school board shapes the future of our local culture and workforce by setting the course for our students.
These are very important
issues, and you get to decide who will be in charge of the next changes Branson sees. Take time now to learn about the 2024 candidates before you head to the polls on April 2. We’ve made it easier than ever for you to learn about these candidates by sending them a written survey. We are pleased to partner with the Branson Globe in bringing you those results!
To read each candidate’s response in full, please visit BransonU.org/info/vote. The following statements are in response to the question: On a scale of 1 to 5 (poor to excellent), how would you rate the transparency and communication of Branson’s current board?
Marshall Howden - Alderman, Ward 1: I can confidently answer with the
REALTORS® endorse Skains for Branson Alderman Ward 1
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The Tri-Lakes Board of REALTORS® is pleased to announce its official endorsement of Mr. Bill Skains for the position of Branson Alderman Ward 1 in the upcoming 2024 General Municipal Elections.
Mr. Skains’ candidacy stood out among all candidates during the recent Candidate Interview Forum conducted by the Legislative Committee. His commitment to the community, comprehensive understanding of local issues, and dedication to fostering positive growth aligns with the values of the Tri-Lakes Board of REALTORS®.
The Legislative Committee of the Tri-Lakes Board of REALTORS® expressed their enthusiasm for Mr. Skains’ candidacy, stating, “We are confident that Mr. Skains’ leadership qualities and genuine concern for the com-
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munity will make a positive impact on Branson’s future. His performance during the Candidate Interview Forum distinguished him as a top candidate for the position of Branson Alderman Ward 1.”
The Tri-Lakes Board of REALTORS® congratulates Mr. Bill Skains on this endorsement and wishes him the best of luck in the upcoming elections. The Board looks forward to supporting a candidate who shares its vision for a vibrant and thriving Branson.
highest rating for this question by giving the board a 5. I feel secure in saying that because of the night and day difference between our leadership and that of previous boards. I have a long resume of fighting for transparency at city hall. During the COVID-19 meetings, it was my livestream feeds that ultimately inspired the city to install cameras and create a youtube channel for the city’s public meetings
Bill Skains - Alderman, Ward 1: No response.
Glenn Schulz - Alderman, Ward 2: I view these as two separate issues that are too easily conflated. With regard to the transparency question, I would rate it a 4. The public meetings can be viewed in person, online and from recordings. The public is invited to comment on any subject during public
forums. There will always be the need for the aldermen to privately discuss and decide certain personnel and legal issues. With this being said, the Board has proactively published much of the content of these meetings as is appropriate to the situation.
For the communication part of the question, I would rate this a 3. Our Branson Communications Department publishes a nice monthly newsletter that highlights the activities of many of the city’s departments... but the board itself should focus on better communications of its issues and activities. Simply put, we need to expand the board’s communications to business and citizens.
Chuck Rodriguez - Alderman, Ward 2: No response.
Ralph Leblanc - Alderman, Ward 3: The level of communication and transparency by city officials, the mayor, and the BOA is the best it has ever been. The biggest issue is the lack of understanding of how government works to many residents. This is the biggest hurdle we have to jump because it does require some education and we have to get better at that aspect of it.
Alex Williams - Branson School Board: I would rate the Branson School Board’s transparency and communication as a 4, acknowledging the need for constant improvement among any professional or governmental organization. Open communication is vital to building trust within the community, and I am committed to fostering greater transparency in the deci-
sion-making processes of the school board.
Brian Christian - Branson School Board: I would give the board a 5.
Jason Pritchett - Branson School Board: I for one have been impressed/ encouraged by the current sitting school board. Our current superintendent, Dr. Swafford, has spent many years fighting for, and encouraging a new conference that Branson can be a part of. It was super exciting news that the “Ozark Mountain Conference“ has come to fruition.
Cole Currier - Branson School Board: 4. While there’s always room for improvement, I have found that the board and administration are always open to dialogue on any topic of interest to community members.
Schulz to hold meet and greet events prior to April election
By K.D. MICHAELS, Staff Writer
Glenn Schulz, a candidate vying for a position on the Branson Board of Aldermen, is hoping to meet as many voters as possible between now and the April Municipal Election. Schulz, who is running for Ward 2 Alderman, is holding a series of meet and greet events, in an effort to personal-
ly meet voters and answer any questions they might have.
Schulz has already held several such events and has more scheduled before the April 2 voting.
On Friday, March 22, Glenn Schulz will be at Saltgrass Steak House, 801 Branson Landing Boulevard from 6 to 7 p.m.
Saturday, March 23, Schulz will hold a Meet and Greet at Oscar’s Famous Ribs, at 302 Veterans Boulevard, from 5 to 6 p.m.
Freddy’s Frozen Custard and Steakburgers is the site of Sunday’s Meet and Greet, slated for 5 to 6 p.m. at 1185 Branson Hills Parkway. The event will be held on March 23.
The final meet and greet for Schulz will be held on Saturday, March 30, 6 to 7 p.m., at Pappo’s Pizzeria and Pub, 490 Branson Landing Boulevard.
For more information on Glenn Schulz, or an up-tothe-minute list of his public events, visit his website, www.schulzforbranson.com.
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General Michael T. Flynn served more than 33 years in the United States military and is current Chairman of
America’s Future, among America’s oldest nonprofits. General Flynn’s military career culminated as the Director of the Defense Intelligence Agency and as the nation’s highest serving military intelligence officer. After retiring from the Army, General Flynn went on to serve in a variety of business, educational, and nonprofit roles, to include supporting veterans’ organizations around the nation. Among his public service
included service as a national security and foreign policy advisor to several organizations and people, and professional speaker and author. He also served as National Security Advisor to the 45th President of the United States of America. General Flynn is a national bestselling author, holds three master’s degrees, has participated in and produced several documentaries and is also the recipient of numerous national and internation-
al intelligence, military and law enforcement awards and honors. He is happily married with two sons and has several grandchildren.
“Flynn” is a captivating documentary that delves deep into the life and trials of General Michael T. Flynn. This film takes the audience on a journey through the remarkable career of General Flynn, beginning with his commendable rise through the ranks of the
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in. I spoke of our history and the modern diversity of entertainment, now featuring numerous genres, with an estimated 34,000 plus theater seats. I then spoke of the various lakes and golf courses throughout the region. Entertainment in Branson encompasses shopping, as well, from the Landing to Tanger Outlet to the Mom and Pops. Attractions are also ‘entertainment’ and I spoke of them, as well.”
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budgeting and educational/recreational activities. The program philosophy is centered around support and training to be as independent and successful as possible, using a person-centered approach recognizing each individual as a human being with infinite value and potential.
A typical day in Life Skills focuses on a lesson topic from the curriculum book, incorporating individual students’ goals for what they hope to learn. For example, the group might review simple recipes, plan a meal, and go shopping for the ingredients with a pre-determined budget. They then prepare the meal in the classroom kitchen, and discuss topics like portion control and saving leftovers. As an example of practicalities related to meal prep, one student’s goals included learning to operate a microwave oven for the desired results.
Some students live in Developmental Connections residential facilities; others at home with family. They discuss goals for
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United States military. As a highly respected intelligence officer and a threestar general, General Flynn’s career was marked by his dedication to his country and his exceptional leadership skills.
The bill was heard on the House Floor on March 3, and was perfected. Said Seitz, “Numerous representatives spoke in favor, though there was some small amount of concern about the area’s history. I assured the House that Branson welcomes everyone, and noted our becoming a family vacation destination, the region responsible for almost four billion of the $18 billion that tourism generates in Missouri. Even our convention center outperforms similar venues nationwide.”
their living situation, such as assisting parents with chores, being able to navigate an outing, or more independent living. They typically eat breakfast at home, and pack a lunch and snack to bring to the program. They also bring money at the beginning of each month and plan the budget for outings, including the weekly meal prep shopping trip.
Life Skills classes have gone to the post office, courthouse and city hall as part of a unit on local government and civic duties. In designing the curriculum, John Myers felt that individuals learn best through natural daily activities. The groups have also gone to the library to check out resources, called to research restaurant prices and check them against their budget, and called about prices of local entertainment. This provides training in communication skills, as well.
Life Skills students volunteer weekly at Riley’s Treasures, learning about community involvement and seeing how their work benefits others. They may also read books together
and write summaries of them, as well as doing basic math needed for budgeting.
Current students had a variety of answers when asked their favorite activities. Chasiti likes outings and shopping; Laura enjoys playing games like Uno and Bingo together; Kaitlyn summed it up nicely by replying, “Everything!”
In addition to Life Skills, the larger picture at Developmental Connections provides day services designed to help persons with developmental disabilities enjoy life, socialize, and maximize their potential. Residential programs are available in two facilities, each housing 14 to 16 residents; other participants live in the community with family or caregivers.
The bright, cheerful facilities include a workout and movement room; a cognitive room with games and musical instruments; a center for honing fine motor skills; and a day room that accommodates up to 50 adults, where a typical day begins with class assignments for that day. Learning and curriculum focus on different countries of the world, including a meal
However, the heart of this story lies in the tumultuous period following his appointment as the National Security Advisor to the President of the United States. The documentary exposes the intricate web of political intrigue and the severe persecution General Flynn faced after exposing deep-seated corruption within the corridors of power. It provides an insider’s view of the challenges and controversies that surrounded General Flynn during this critical period of American politics. Through a series of in-
The Bill will be read and voted on following the House’s Spring Break. If passed, it will then go to the Senate and hopefully signed into law by the governor in August.
featuring recipes from that country or culture. The meal is served restaurant-style, another skill-building experience for functioning independently in the community.
Staff members keep it fun with special holiday events or themed days, such as “crazy hat day,” and residents/students get to vote on the themes. Creativity is also encouraged, with residents/students helping select décor themes for different areas of the buildings and their art work on display.
Developmental Connections is located at 1533 E. St. Hwy. 76 in Branson. For more information, or to inquire about enrollment in the day services or Life Skills programs, visit www.developmentalconnections.com or call 417335-4135. Assisting these special adults through their daily activities can also be a wonderful and rewarding career option. A highschool diploma is required, and training is provided; ask for Creative Day Services Director Lisa Rowland at ext. 210, or email lrowland@taneydds.com, to learn more.
depth interviews with Flynn himself, his family members, colleagues, legal experts and political commentators, the film paints a comprehensive picture of the man behind the headlines.
“Flynn” the movie is premiering in Branson, April
“House Bill 2320 will not cost Missourians one penny, but the whole state can prosper, as even more vacationers flock to the area and state,” said Seitz. “The city and the chamber of commerce are in 100 percent support.”
In the event that the bill doesn’t pass, as only 3 percent of bills introduced actually make it to the governor’s desk, Seitz has promised to reintroduce the Bill again next year.
11, 2024, at The Mansion Theatre for the Performing Arts, located at 189 Expressway Ln. The meet and greet is from 5 p.m.-6:15 p.m.; show time is 6:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m.
Go to this link https:// www.flynnmovie.com/ showings/ and get your tickets today. Please type in the promo code BRAVEHEART to get a discount at checkout.
Contact Branson Taxi & Rideshare if you need rides to the Branson area to meet General Flynn at 847-9179693 or if you need more information.
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Life Skills students Chasiti, Kaitlyn and Laura prepare for a session with instructor Kristi using the SNAP curriculum. (Photo by Cynthia J. Thomas)
Wall decor throughout the buildings features a theme for each area and student art. (Photo by Cynthia J. Thomas)
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so long ago when townspeople became heroes and saved The City.”
Celebrating those heroes meant the creative team had to take many long, hard looks at the characters’ faces.
“From hair color to eye color to expressions, we wanted the firefighters to look like heroes,” she smiles. “Every detail on them had to be authentic to the era. Even their costumes were specially sewn just for them.”
While she can’t give away all the surprises, Erica does say the look of the ride provides layers upon layers of fun little details that make the ride different each trip down the tracks.
“On the first ride, you’ll probably notice the big stuff like Red Flanders
looking for his pants or that the bridge is on fire,” she says. “The next trip, you might notice the detail on the menu at the café that serves burned toast and scorched eggs. You could ride it a hundred times and still notice something new.”
Fans of the original Fire In The Hole may remember the iconic “train,” just before the coaster’s second drop, where what appeared to be an oncoming train about to collide with the coaster was actually just a light inside a moving coffee tin. A much more realistic locomotive is located in the new coaster and is modeled after The City’s Frisco Steam Train.
“I’m really proud that we were able to celebrate The City in that way,” Erica says. “A lot of our efforts really honed in on making everything guests see seem more lifelike.”
That includes the look of the flames. The team carefully crafted lighting and sound effects to make sure the town looks and sounds aglow. Onboard audio will follow riders as they make their way through the attraction. Making sure the timing of those effects is perfect has been a real focus for Erica as the ride gets closer to its debut.
“I’ll make many trips through the ride to make sure sound is synching up with what riders see,” Erica explains. “Part of the magic is hearing that crackle when you see flames and feeling like the town is actually on fire.”
While she admits those “work” trips down the track are vital, it’s another ride she’s looking forward to the most.
“I can’t wait until I’m on there for the first time with guests,” she gushes. “I
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can’t wait for them to see the heart and soul we put into making this ride for them. I hope they see what they loved about the old ride but fall in love with our new surprises. All of our efforts have been for them.”
It’s not only the attention to detail that makes the ride special, it’s the ride makers!
“What pulls this all together is Silver Dollar City’s Maintenance and Construction crew. Most of this attraction was built in-house or locally,” she says. “This ride —like the original—was built by the people of Silver Dollar City. That’s why its fun little quirks are so special. We can proudly say this slice of adventure is all authentically ours. I just can’t wait!”
Fire In The Hole will celebrate its official grand opening on Saturday, March 30, at 9:30 a.m. Guests will enjoy live entertainment from The City’s resident firefighting band, samples of pretzel dogs and Hiland Dairy’s Fire In
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BY GARY J. GROMAN a.k.a. The Ole Seagull
An Ole Seagull believes it is along with, in most cases, a rationale for the answer. With the city elections on April 2, 2024, he’s wondering about the candidates’ positions on some crucial issues. Here are a few questions he’d ask each can-
Is a simple ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ a reasonable expectation from candidates?
didate that he believes are essential in terms of where our city is now and the opportunities that presents:
1. “Yes” or “No,” do you have an opinion on the most significant issue facing Branson?
2. If “Yes,” please precisely and succinctly share what that issue is.
3. “Yes” or “No,” do you have a top priority for Branson’s future growth?
4. If the answer to 3 above is “Yes,” please state that priority as concisely and succinctly as possible.
5. “Yes” or “No,” do you have a problem with the current non-elected City Admin-
istration and the direction in which it is leading the city?
6. If “Yes,” please state the problem(s) specifically and succinctly.
7. “Yes” or “No,” do you favor the efficient use of financial incentives to help existing Branson businesses expand or revitalize?
8. Whether the answer to 7 above is “Yes” or “No,” please specifically and briefly state the rationale for your answer.
9. “Yes” or “No,” do you favor the efficient use of financial incentives for projects that will substantially increase jobs or tourism in Branson without significantly cannibalizing existing businesses?
10. Whether the answer to 9 above is “Yes” or “No,” please state the rationale for your answer.
11. “Yes” or “No,” do you see a need to balance Branson’s economic growth with preserving its natural resources, cultural heritage and residents’ quality of life?
12. Whether the answer to 11 above is “Yes” or “No,” please, specifically and succinctly, state the rationale for your answer.
13. “Yes” or “No,” if elected, will you engage with your constituents to ensure their voices and priorities are heard?
14. If “Yes,” please state how
you will make that happen.
15. “Yes” or “No,” do you have past or current professional or other experience that can bring value to our local government and City Council?
16. If “Yes,” please specifically and briefly state that experience.
17. “Yes” or “No,” do you have any proposals to help attract and keep workers for seasonal employment in Branson’s tourism industry?
18. If “Yes,” please specifically and briefly state what they are.
19. “Yes” or “No,” is Branson’s public transportation system adequate to
meet the needs of its residents, tourists and workers and get them where they want to go or need to be?
20. If you answer “No” to 19 above, please state one thing you believe we can do to improve the situation.
21. “Yes” or “No,” do you support using the central theme of “Faith, Family, Flag, and Fun” to market Branson?
“Hey Seagull, those are some halfway decent questions that folks might be interested in. Why don’t you send them to the candidates and publish their responses in next week’s edition?”
“Now that’s a great idea. We’ll do just that.”
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Istand in the darkened gallery before the early 20th century American art, “The Lantern Bearers.” The image is luminous, posing more questions than answers. I want to know more about the art, but then again, I don’t. Truthfully, I would rather experience art on its own terms, not the terms of history or a biographer or any outwardly imposed social construct. True art speaks for itself. I am enrapt, until a shuffling and discordant murmur pulls my focus away.
A covey of museum attendees are pushing toward the same painting. Most are wearing headphones, the paid voice in the head
BY TIFFANY GRAVETT Staff Writer
Most of us can say that we have been mistreated or abused by someone at some point in our lives. Cruelty is an unfortunate aspect of the human condition that we all must wrestle with, sometimes even within ourselves. Maybe a person who was meant to protect you preyed upon you instead. Maybe someone you loved desperately left you feeling desperate
Reflections: Sharing in our grief
courage further pursuit.
Sunday’s presentations showcased serious talent, but two that really impacted me were about grief. These young women had clearly experienced grief, or had observed it in someone close to them. As they spoke, they communicated that grief is normal and necessary, that God understands and welcomes our emotions, and that it’s helpful to have the encouragement of Christian community.
I found similar thoughts recently in my study of Lamentations. In chapter 1, the writer mourns the absence of a comforter (v. 16, 21). Although he eventually recalls God’s faithfulness and mercy (3:22–24), the pain of desolation and separation are real.
Jesus understands. During
his earthly life, He grieved with Mary and Martha at the death of their brother (John 11). He was saddened by the hypocrisy of Israel’s leaders (Luke 19). And as He faced the cross, He took on the pain of separation from God as the penalty for sin, reflected in his anguished cry of “Why have You forsaken Me?”
Living in a fallen world, many things bring grief. The death of a friend or family member is one of the most painful, but not the only one. During Covid restrictions in 2020, students grieved separation from their friends; high school seniors grieved the loss of the final athletic or music performances of their high school years. Many empty nesters go through a grieving process as they accept their changed relationship
with their kids. Loss of a long-time pet hurts, a lot. People suffering a debilitating injury grieve their lost physical independence. The list goes on.
None of these are easy, but as the writer of Lamentations knew, they are even more difficult when faced alone. That’s why our faith and our Christian community are so important. The writer of Hebrews reminds us that Jesus took on humanity so He could be our High Priest who understands (4:15), and the same writer encourages us to remember those who are suffering (13:3). Many of Paul’s letters express thanks for his friends—is there someone in a nursing home you could visit, or a prisoner you could write to?
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directing them this way and that. That disembodied voice apparently tells them to stand in front of this painting without a mention as to whether anyone else is in the way. I step back. Tweed and expensive leather are the order of the day.
Two attendees are the clear leaders, carefully coifed hair, genteel but understated rain jackets. It is a rainy afternoon. The sensibilities of National Public Radio are on full display. The group’s intent is clear. There are those who are there to listen. And there are those there to be seen — seen by their others, seen doing something important, something cultural, something prestigious. I am eclipsed by the crowd. They then move on, making self-indulgent noises as they pass into the next gallery, headed to the late-20th century. I am again alone before the art.
Art does strange things to people. We make weird divisions, such as “those who are artists” and “those who
are not.” We further divide into “those who understand art” and “those who do not.” Perhaps it is true that Americans have never really understood art after all. In Italy in particular, that cradle of the Renaissance, art is beloved by commoners like myself. Art doesn’t have to be high-brow. The roughneck laborer has as much right as anyone else to be moved to tears by the glorious power of human emotion made physical in marble or on canvas. Here, we love our divisions of the mind much as we love our subdivisions of the neighborhood. A place for everything and everything in its place. Nerds, jocks, preppy do-gooders, rednecks, white collar, blue collar, the hard-working, the indigent, the obedient, the gritty fringe, we must all be viewed through the lens of a title, an identity, an appropriate place in the world. Heaven help those who just want to be.
Art is meant to break
down those borders, break down those expectations, incite us to do that most human need of all, simply to feel. Instead, we use art to shore up our own assumptions, solidifying differences into something resembling concrete. “I could never make art, I’m not artistic.” “Oh, you’re an artist?” Whole flocks of people with too much time on their hands live-action-role-play as “art community.” “No, we don’t do that,” you might counter. Yes, yes, you do. I can tell because you all dress alike, birds of a feather and all. One of the reasons I love the art of cosplay is its honesty. “Cosplay? Isn’t that where adults dress up in Halloween costumes?” Cosplayers are very genuine about the characters they pretend to be. The rest of us pretend too, but then lie about it, to ourselves most of all. Art is meant to remind us of our shared humanity. Modern-day artists, the well-known as well as the obscure, are our heroes,
tween healthy time alone to process our thoughts and feel God’s comfort, vs. continuing in isolation. If you are grieving and don’t have community, find one! Counselors at area nonprofits are available to help you; if you’re a student, your school counselor can make a referral. Hospitals offer support groups for those with health issues. Most of all, turn to God’s Word, and find a place to spend time with other believers, especially if you’re wondering where God fits in all this. There are many great churches in our area, and some offer Grief Share classes that you don’t have to be a member to attend. A regular habit of church fellowship can be a lifeline during tough times. Don’t grieve alone.
our court jesters, our parable truth tellers. They are not the painters of pretty pictures — although beauty and aesthetic indeed are crucial — and they are not copy machines, churning out “just something else that might sell.” Instead, artists are those who commit, the ones deep in the throes of existential crises in the dark of the soul, the ones all-but-too-shy to share, the ones whose painful tears wet a slow and broken path. Wild, beautiful, evocative, provocative artists who are willing to commit, they throw caution away if even for a brief moment, and change the lives of those before them. This is not for the LARP-ing, self-important, self-indulgent crowd, or the fainthearted. This is the true wild art of the people, just as it always has been. Just as it always will be.
StateoftheOzarks Writers Artists Night 2024 is currently accepting art applicants on StateoftheOzarks. net. Apply now.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s: Victim or victorious?
for love. Maybe you were subjected to verbal, physical, or psychological abuse by a peer, coworker, or family member. Maybe you were the bully or abuser, hurting others in order to numb your own pain or anger. Let me assure you that no matter which category you may fall under, you are not alone.
That being said, we must also be cognizant of a dangerous mentality currently sweeping across the world.
A culture steeped in woke ideologies of social injustice would love to gather you like a chick under its wing of false security from an oppressive world, labeling you a victim. Christian artist and author, John Cooper, puts it this way in his book, Wimpy, Weak, and Woke: How truth can save America from uto-
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pian destruction: “It [woke social justice] views every aspect of life through the lens of power plus privilege, the oppressed and oppressors, victims and victimizers. So, men have power because they steal it from women.
Tall people steal from short people, thin people steal from fat people. Without a doubt, some men abuse women, but woke social justice treats humans not as individuals but as members of a group identity.”
However, if we truly believe in the power available to us through the cross of Jesus Christ, the idea that we are subject to the whims of this cruel world sounds like complete nonsense. If God is for us, who can be against us (Rom. 8:31b)?
That’s not to say that bad
BY DON HOLLAND
The night sky impenetrable in murky haze
The fog hides our longing gaze.
We look not to the nightly skies,
The wonder of the ancient wise.
Now we gaze upon the sterile void, Heedless of what has been destroyed.
Our birthright, image, of greater worth, The nighttime sky, now an icy dearth.
things won’t happen and people won’t mistreat us if we are Christians. In fact, Jesus said we will without question be hated because of Him. But He also works all things together for the good of those who love Him and are called according to His purpose (Rom. 8:28). No matter what we face, through Christ we are no longer oppressed victims. We do not have to label or be labeled by this world’s passing philosophies. We don’t have to live perpetually offended, nor do we have to succumb to accusations that our skin color or gender automatically incriminate us. “No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us” (Rom. 8:37).
The power of the cross is
Artificial light pollutes the majestic firmament, And air brushes out the indelibly permanent.
not the power that the world seeks. It is the power to live according to what is right and not according to every craving of our flesh (Rom. 8:4). It is the power to love and not to hate. It is the power to do justice, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God (Micah 6:8). It is the power to love your enemies, to bless those that curse you, to do good to those that hate you, and pray for those who despitefully use you and persecute you (Matt. 5:44-46). And if you were once a victimizer who has become a follower of Christ, the cross is for you the power to live a changed life (2 Corinthians 5:17). No matter what you’ve been through or might go through, refuse to be a victim. Be victorious!
The opaque sky hides his glorious nightly crown, The stars and constellations against his ebony gown.
Despair reigns instead of the glorious eternal, Replacing the heavenly lights supernal.
Browse the stellar sky in wonder and awe. Glimpse at what the ancient Magi saw.
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BY EVANGELIST TIM KIDWELL, Branson Church of Christ
Parents have an incredible responsibility when it comes to raising their children. In order to please God, the goal of every parent must be, as much as depends upon them, to make sure their children go to heaven. More than wanting their child to be an accomplished athlete; more than the desire to help their child make good grades in school; more than helping them to become financially successful; Christian parents want their children to go to heaven. I have never had a Christian parent tell me that heav-
BY PAT LAMB Columnist
How can we teach a child if we can’t get that child’s attention?
There are a few things I have learned through the years about getting the attention of children. Here are some things to consider:
• Not all children are designed to sit still for long periods of time. Some children are “body smart” and will do better as adults
Amber ambience
BY CARRIE ANNE MITCHELL
There is something deliciously inviting, cozy and utterly comforting about my battery operated candlelight, both at night and in the wee, still small hours of an early morning.
It is my very own amber ambience.
As I sit inside my cabin, reveling at their gorgeous hues while sipping on a hot cup of orange rind and spice flavored, orange black pekoe tea, with my favorite sugar-free French vanilla flavored CoffeeMate liquid creamer, both my eyes and my mind bask in the loveliness of its golden light.
I feel a lot less January gray and dreary whenever I turn them on and leave them be, to dance and glow.
They remind me of God’s holy light and also of my beautiful grandmother, who said once that candlelight always made her feel less lonely.
They helped her to feel wonderful peace and great comforting joy during the fierce, cold winters of January.
That is what I’ve needed to feel during wintertime here in the Ozarks.
The simple chore of installing fresh new batteries into my candlelights resparked that peace and joy for me.
It may be cold outside, but I have the love of my amber ambience and memories of my sweet grandmother to sustain, delight and warm me…always.
en was not their first priority for their children. And yet, in many homes children are leaving the Lord soon after they leave home. Why? Some parents immediately begin to place blame on others. “My children have been failed by the church,” they exclaim. Does God hold the church accountable for your children’s faithfulness?
The apostle Paul instructed fathers to bring their children up in the training and admonition of the Lord (Eph. 6:4). That is not a suggestion from God. It is a command. God does not command that which is not possible. The same God that said, “He who believes and is baptized shall be saved” (Mk. 16:16), also said, “Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it” (Prov. 22:6). Certainly there are exceptions to this rule (i.e. the prodigal
son, Lk. 15:11-32). But the exceptions are very few, and far between, if parents have truly trained their child in the way they should go.
Obviously, to train a child in the way he should go (the nurture and admonition of the Lord) the home’s atmosphere must be spiritual. For this to be possible those providing the training (parents) must first be spiritual.
Is your home spiritual?
Yes? In comparison to what? The homes of other families in your neighborhood? The homes of other families in the church? Is your home at least 50 percent more spiritual than other homes in the church family? Congratulations! Your home is the best of the worst and the worst of the best. Faithfulness is not determined by how we compare with others (Mat. 7:21).
What is it about your home that makes it spiritual? Does your family at-
tend church services every Sunday morning and evening? So do many of your neighbors. Are you and your children in Bible class every Sunday morning and Wednesday night? So are many of your neighbors. Is your home free from the immoral behavior of the world? So are the homes of many of your neighbors. What is it about your home that makes it spiritual?
In your neighborhood there are many homes that may be described as good, but, not necessarily spiritual. Would your friends and neighbors describe your home as a spiritual home, or, a good home? Would those with whom you come into regular contact describe you as spiritual? Do people think of your children as spiritual children, or, good children? Would it embarrass your children to be described by their friends
as being spiritual? Would your children feel awkward to hear you praise them for being spiritual?
A spiritual home is a Christ-centered home. Everything revolves around pleasing the Lord Whether it be business, pleasure, education, relationships, etc., everything is based upon pleasing God (Col. 3:17). Would your children say this is the case in their home? How often do God and His will enter into the discussions in your home?
In Deut. 6:6-8 we read, “And these words which I command you today shall be in your heart. You shall teach them diligently to your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your house, when you walk by the way, when you lie down, and when you rise up. You shall bind them as a sign on your hand, and they shall be as frontlets between your eyes.”
Does God expect less spiritual instruction today by parents to their children than He did under the Law of Moses? Do parents have less time today to help their children to go to heaven than those under the Old Law? If providing for a family’s physical needs interferes with meeting their spiritual needs, then, too much time is being spent trying to provide for that which is temporary (Mat. 6:19-20).
Would your children say that you are neglectful when it comes to physically feeding them every day? Probably not. Would your children say that you are feeding them spiritually every day? Which is more important (Mat. 4:4)?
Spiritual homes produce spiritual children. Spiritual children remain faithful to the Lord (Prov. 22:6). Is your home spiritual?
Train Up a Child: Ideas for gaining attention of children
in jobs that require the use of the body. There is dignity in hard physical labor, and it should be respected. As children, they need activities using the body.
• Very young children can be expected to have an attention span of approximately five minutes. To gain their attention, a person might say, “Let me see your pretty eyes.” Children (and adults) are usually thinking about what they are looking at. Require children to look at you when you are talking.
• Most people cannot use their ears and mouth at the same time. Children should be required to stop
talking when the adult parent or teacher is talking.
• A low-toned voice will gain the attention of children better than a loud voice. Children will strain to hear what you are whispering or saying in a low voice.
• Whispering in the ear of a child will gain attention.
• Yelling at children in a classroom is not good. Children will only yell back.
• Do not repeat things many times. Children begin to think that if they don’t hear you the first time, you will keep saying it over and over for them. (When I dictated sentences for my GED class to write, I told them up
front that I will say each sentence two times. If they don’t get it, they must guess what I said. This helps develop their listening skills.)
Ask children to repeat back to you what you said to make sure they heard you. Tell them ahead of time that you will require this; then, they will listen more closely.
• Remove major distractions from the environment.
• Some children have the idea that reading fast is all that is required to be a good reader. Those children should be stopped at the end of each sentence and asked to tell you what they read.
This helps them learn to pay attention to what they are reading.
• Give “fidgety” children physical activities to wear off part of their energy. Require them to participate in active games, hand out papers, sharpen pencils, etc.
• Rotate activities in a classroom to include both sit-down activities and stand-up activities. One activity is simply to wad up a piece of paper, throw it to a student and say, “What is 8 times 7?”
That student answers and throws the paper to someone else and gives another question. This can be adapted to use with most subjects with
questions about what was covered. Have a signal such as everyone lifting hands when it is time to be quiet and listen. As children begin to raise hands, others notice and follow suit. Also, simply turning off the lights in a room will cause all to get quiet and wonder what is happening. We need to be reasonable in our expectations of children in their ability to pay attention. In general, children will pay attention when something is meaningful and interesting, but there are many times in life when they need to pay attention without being entertained and must be required to do so.
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BY DAVE RAMSEY, CEO, Ramsey Solutions, and an eight-time No. 1 national best-selling author, and host of The Ramsey Show
Dear Dave, I’m worried about my younger brother, and I need some advice. He’s divorced and has a son, and lately, it seems like he only wants to be a dad when it’s convenient. On top of this, he’s very irresponsible with money for someone in their thirties. Our mom and dad passed away several years ago, so I feel like this leaves me to be the big brother and parent at the same time. I’m not sure how to help him. Can you give me some advice, please?
Andy
Dear Andy,
You’re a good and caring big brother to be concerned and want to help. And it’s a tough situation for you, es-
BY HEATHER TANKERSLEY, REALTOR®, provides services for residential, commercial, land and lake properties in the Branson Tri-Lakes area.
If you’re holding out hope that the housing market is going to crash and bring home prices back down, here’s a look at what the data shows. And spoiler alert: that’s not in the cards. Instead, experts say home prices are going to keep going up.
Today’s market is very different than it was before the housing crash in 2008. Here’s why.
Dave Says...It’s a tough situation for both of you
pecially with your parents no longer in the picture.
When I help people on my show, I have the benefit of them calling in and actually wanting help. These folks care about what I think, and in most cases, they realize things aren’t working for them. I don’t just walk up to people and say, “You know, what you’re doing is really stupid. Let me fix you.” I think that’s kind of the situation you’re in right now. So, before anything else, I’d begin to pray for him. Ask God to bring people into his life who will have a positive impact on him.
One of the worst things about these situations is watching people you love do bad things to themselves and the people around them. Honestly, I don’t know there’s really a lot you can do without becoming the enemy to some degree. You can always try to hold him to a higher standard, and refuse to tolerate immature, irresponsible behavior when you’re around him. You might even look for opportunities to use yourself as an example. I’m not talking
about puffing out your chest and pretending to be perfect. I’m just saying maybe point out areas in your life where you made mistakes in the past and how you fixed the problems. But going out and trying to actively intervene in his life without permission, or shaming him in hopes it’ll make him grow up and be a man, would probably do more harm than good.
Approach him in a gentle, caring way. Again, not like some know-it-all, but just let him know you care and you’re there to help if he’s having difficulties. Take him out to lunch once in a while, or invite him over, and let him know you’re there for him if he needs to talk.
And remember what I said earlier about prayer? Bringing God into the equation is never a bad idea.
—Dave ***
Dave, My husband is a good, hard-working man, who has been stuck in a job he really doesn’t like for almost 10 years. He came to me the other day with an idea to cash out his 401(k) and use
the money to open a business. He has always loved the idea of going into business for himself, and I want him to be happy, but I’m not sure this is a good idea. Do you have any advice?
Renee
Renee, Yes, I do have some advice. And it can be summed up in one word.
Don’t.
I admire your husband’s spirit, but the way he wants to approach this turns the entire situation into a trap. Think about it. If his business idea doesn’t work out, you guys have lost your retirement savings, and bankruptcy becomes a very real possibility. Diving headfirst into opening a new business just because you’re bored with your current situation, or tired of answering to others, is not a good idea.
Look, I get it. Lots of folks have an entrepreneurial spirit. And everyone I know like that wants to live their dream. The problem is these dreams can turn into nightmares, for the entrepreneur and everyone around them, if they don’t
plan wisely and very carefully ahead of time.
In my mind, one definition of a nightmare in business is “going all in.” When you’re playing cards, this means betting everything on a single hand. You never go “all in” when it comes to business. So, for the moment, the first question he needs to ask himself is this: How can I live my dream without going all in?
For starters, he needs to find something he truly loves doing and can look forward to every single day. To have any chance of success, he’ll have to live and breathe that idea. I know you love this guy and want to help. So, the best thing you can do right now is express your concerns about his idea, and offer to help him think about what he could do every day that would make him smile. Once he has the answer to that question, the next step is figuring out how to start that business without putting your entire financial world in danger. In other words, how can he save up some money—and start small—instead of blowing
Why we aren’t headed for a housing crash
It’s Harder to Get a Loan Now – and That’s Actually a Good Thing It was much easier to
Things are different today. Homebuyers face increasingly higher standards from mortgage companies.
get a home loan during the lead-up to the 2008 housing crisis than it is today. Back then, banks had different lending standards, making it easy for just about anyone to qualify for a home loan or refinance an existing one.
The graph above uses data from the Mortgage Bankers Association (MBA) to show this difference. The lower the number, the harder it is to get a mortgage. The higher the number, the easier it is.
The peak in the graph
shows that, back then, lending standards weren’t as strict as they are now. That means lending institutions took on much greater risk in both the person and the mortgage products offered around the crash. That led to mass defaults and a flood of foreclosures coming onto the market.
There Are Far Fewer
Homes for Sale Today, so Prices Won’t Crash
Because there were too many homes for sale during the housing crisis (many of which were short sales and foreclosures), that caused home prices to fall dramatically. But today, there’s an inven-
tory shortage – not a surplus.
The graph below uses data from the National Association of Realtors (NAR) and the Federal Reserve to show how the months’ supply of homes available now (shown in blue) compares to the crash (shown in red): Today, unsold inventory sits at just a 3.0-months’ supply. That’s compared to the peak of 10.4 month’s supply back in 2008. That means there’s nowhere near enough inventory on the market for home prices to come crashing down like they did back then.
People Are Not Using Their Homes as ATMs
your entire savings or going into debt?
If you have some cash other than your emergency fund or retirement fund, it’s okay to use some of that. But never, ever, go into debt to start a business, or pledge every dime you have to something that could be a complete disaster.
It’s not an either/or proposition, Renee. He doesn’t have to risk it all to get away from a job he hates and live his dream! —Dave
Back in the lead up to the housing crash, many homeowners were borrowing against the equity in their homes to finance new cars, boats, and vacations. So, when prices started to fall, as inventory rose too high, many of those homeowners found themselves underwater.
But today, homeowners are a lot more cautious. Even though prices have skyrocketed in the past few years, homeowners aren’t tapping into their equity the way they did back then.
Black Knight reports that tappable equity (the amount of equity available for homeowners to access before hitting a maximum 80% loanto-value ratio, or LTV) has reached an all-time high.
That means, as a whole, homeowners have more equity available than ever before.
And that’s great. Homeowners are in a much stronger position today than in the early 2000s.
That same report from Black Knight goes on to explain:
“Only 1.1% of mortgage holders (582K) ended the year underwater, down from 1.5% (807K) at this time last year.”
And since homeowners are on more solid footing today, they’ll have options to avoid foreclosure. That limits the number of distressed properties coming onto the market. And without a flood of inventory, prices won’t come tumbling down.
Bottom Line
While you may be hoping for something that brings prices down, that’s not what the data tells us is going to happen. The most current research clearly shows that today’s market is nothing like it was last time.
It’s Your Move! I believe every family should feel confident when buying and selling a home.
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BY JODY JOHNSON GODFREY Wellness Design Specialist
These are a few of the favorite versions of quercetin but there are many good ones out there beyond these, too.
Quercefit (fat based)
• Luma Nutrition Quercetin
• Designs for Health Quercetin
• Thorne Research Quercetin
Mt. Angel Quercetin
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BY DR. JOHN DELONY, mental health expert, and relationships and emotional wellness teacher with Ramsey Solutions.
Over the past few years, the U.S. job market has gone bonkers. Just last year, about 4 million Americans changed jobs each month!
Maybe you’re one of those people who started a new job recently—or you’re thinking about taking the leap and making a career change. No matter if you found a new role on purpose or embraced the next opportunity after an unexpected layoff, it’s normal to feel anxious about your new job, your new colleagues, your new home—all of it. I call this new job anxiety. If you want to learn effective ways to deal with new job anxiety, keep reading.
What’s New Job Anxiety?
New job anxiety is simply your body trying to get your attention about the uncertainty, vulnerability and plain old fear about a new job, new people and new environments. New job anxiety can feel like worry or dread, or it can feel
Quercetin and monolaurin functionality
In our fruits and veggies, there are way more benefits thrown in than just the essential (complex) carbohydrates, proteins, fats, fiber, vitamins and minerals. As we have learned as well, there are around 6,000 flavonoids that contribute to the color and “antioxidant” makeup of our fruits, veggies, flowers and herbs! One of the most frequently occurring flavonoid (and, by the way, referred to as “queen of the flavonoids”) is called quercetin, which holds a plethora of antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties and benefits.
Quercetin is, actually, a flavanol, which means its molecule has an alcohol component.
A few sources of quercetin would be:
1. Apples
2. Berries
3. Cruciferous vegetables
4. Onions
5. Tomatoes
6. Capers
7. and various teas!
Quercetin is typically known for fighting chronic, age-related conditions. It is known to improve cardiovascular health, and when taken regularly, inhibits general infection, but particularly, upper respiratory tract infections.
Quercetin does not “play well” (or mix) with water for optimal digestion/absorption, so, it is best to be delivered via a “fat” (Quercefit) which would be a lecithin carrier fat.
Your body can start feeling the effects of quercetin in, roughly, two weeks and this would be from a twice daily regimen. Remember,
it fights infection, improves heart health, lowers coagulation, stabilizes blood sugar and lowers hypertension. Dosage can be up to 1,000 mg per day but gradually increased to that, and, as always discuss adding any new supplement with your doctor or pharmacist.
What does monolaurin do for us?
Monolaurin is a monoglyceride and is formed from glycerol and lauric acid with a chemical formula of C15H30O4. Monolaurin and coconut oil are possibly best known for their anti-fungal and anti-viral effect. It can be taken daily as a dietary supplement. It also is an anti-inflammatory agent and inhibits the effects of the common “cold,” flu, shingles and other viral or fungal infections. Mono-
10 tips for new job anxiety
like a racing heart, racing thoughts or racing speech. It’s important to note that new job anxiety isn’t an official medical diagnosis— but anxiety is. And anxiety can be triggered by starting a new job. That’s why it’s called new job anxiety.
Whenever you’re heading into the unknown—like a new job—the anxiety you feel is simply your body’s way of keeping you safe and on guard. It’s normal and completely understandable for you to feel anxiety.
Symptoms of New Job Anxiety
Signs to look out for include:
Imposter syndrome
Fatigue
• Headaches
Stomachaches
• Racing heart Sweaty palms
• Ringing ears
• Feeling hot or clammy Tight chest
• Shortness of breath
Restlessness
• Intrusive thinking
Muscle tension
• Trouble sleeping
If you’re wondering how long new job anxiety should last, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there’s no timeline for simply “getting over” the anxiety of working at a new place—it might not last very long. The bad news is, there’s no timeline, so it could also last longer than you expected.
10 Tips to Help New Job Anxiety
1. Practice your new commute ahead of time. When you have a good idea of how traffic flows and how long it’ll take to get to work, you can leave the house knowing you won’t get lost or have to rush to clock in.
2. Look over your new job description, interview notes and company information. You’ll walk into your new job with a clear picture of what to expect around your responsibilities, your team and the company’s culture.
3. Move your body. Move your body as a natural anxiety remedy— movement will help energize you and work out any nervous energy. It might be committing to a morning and evening walk, going
to a new CrossFit gym, or starting jujitsu again. But commit to doing some sort of movement each day.
4. Eat healthy foods Research suggests when we get stressed and/or tired, our ability to make healthy food choices goes out the window. Be aware of this and make good choices in the face of the storm.
5. Get a good night’s sleep. Point blank: Adults need 7 to 9 hours of sleep. Yes, this includes you. A good night’s sleep begins in the morning, with 15–20 minutes of exercise and sunlight. In the evening, stretch before bedtime, journal, turn off screens and electronics an hour before bedtime, read fiction, or
laurin also wins against C. albicans. Monolaurin also keeps your gut health intact by balancing your gut flora. Monolaurin sometimes gets confused with lysine. They are different as lysine is an amino acid produced in our bodies from a fermentation process from our protein whereas monolaurin is a mini-esther of lauric acid which is a fatty acid found in coconut oil and breast milk.
Also, monolaurin is a medium chain triglyceride and converted to ketones which positively affect brain health and promotes healthy cell metabolism. Other names for monolaurin are:
1. Moniglyceride
2. Glycerine Monolaurate
3. Glycerol Monaurate
4. Lauricidin
5. Lauric Acid Mono-
drink a cup of calming hot tea. Create a routine that teaches your body it’s time to wind down.
6. Wear an outfit you feel confident in.
It might sound woo-woo, but wearing an outfit that makes you feel good can ease feelings of awkwardness or anxiety.
7. Go first, be awkward, and start a conversation with your new coworkers.
In fact, a simple “Hey, I’m so-and-so. What’s your name?” can be the beginning of a great new friendship or coworker connection.
8. Be mindful about your caffeine intake.
If you need a cup of coffee to get your day started, then
glyceride
6. Monolaurin
When establishing your dosage for any supplement, always consult with your pharmacist. Age, weight, personal health goals and your general sensitivity to supplements should be taken into consideration. The general rule of thumb for monolaurin dosage is if you are under 125 pounds, take one capsule every other day (they usually come as 600 mg). If you are an averaged weight and proportioned adult, you may take one capsule per day and if you are 225 or more pounds, you can take two per day. You may, gradually, in a month’s time, work up to no more than 3,000 mg per day, but be sure to first consult with your medical personnel.
stick with your normal routine. But if coffee makes you jittery or chaotic, don’t overdo it. You want to think clearly about the important stuff.
9. Talk to friends (or other real people). Call your best buddy, talk to a therapist, or sit down with your pastor. Talking to someone you trust can give you perspective and put fears to rest.
10. Remember that new job anxiety is normal.
Just because you feel nervous about your job doesn’t mean it’s a mistake or something’s wrong. It generally means your body is working exactly as it should. What feels like anxiety could be excitement about a great next step in your life and career.
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C of O annual Spring Forum to be held on April 4, tickets available now
College of the Ozarks will host the annual Spring Forum, with a discussion on Israel by Dr. Jim Denison and moderated by Mike Huckabee, on April 4. The following day, on April 5, the College will open a rare exhibit of biblical artifacts, INSPIRED Exhibit, that will showcase the history of the Bible and enhance the Forum’s emphasis on Israel. This forum is open to the public, with tickets available on March 19. Visit www.cofo.edu to reserve tickets. The event will take place on the College campus in the Howell W. Keeter Athletic Complex. Doors open at 5:45 p.m. The prelude begins at 6:30 p.m., with doors closing at 6:45 p.m. The Convocation begins promptly at 7 p.m.
Tickets are required for admission. A limited number of tickets are available to the public at no charge (limit – two per household) and are available only through the College of the Ozarks website, on a first come, first-served basis.
“During this discussion, we are looking forward to learning more about Israel and the current crisis in light of its history,” said Dr. Sue Head, vice president for cultural affairs and dean of character education.
“Once tickets are set aside for students, faculty, staff and special guests, we are happy to share remaining tickets with the community at no charge,” Head said. “Through The Keeter Center for Character Education, the annual Spring Forum provides an opportunity for the College to bring nationally recognized leaders to our campus to share their life stories with our students as a way to emphasize the importance of good character.”
For more information, visit the College of the Ozarks website at www.cofo.edu.
Groups are invited to attend, including church groups, homeschool groups, school groups, etc. Groups may reserve time for morning presentations, which will be given Monday-Saturday, 8 to 10 a.m. Group reservations must be made in advance by calling 417-690-2929.
Individual visitors to The Keeter Center, and those dining at Dobyns Dining Room, will have an opportunity to sign up for a flight time when on site. The INSPIRED Exhibit is a free experience.
For more information, call 417-690-2929.
College of the Ozarks Agriculture Department hosts annual FFA Workshop
On March 2, 2024, College of the Ozark’s agriculture department hosted its annual National FFA Organization
Workshop.
High school students from all over Missouri and Arkansas attended the workshop.
them better prepare themselves for the real contest in the future. Outside the FFA realm, the workshop also exposes students to the opportunities that C of O offers for college students.”
“With only one percent of the population involved in production agriculture it is important to teach people about it,” said Tammy holder, general farm manager. “People need to know where their food comes from and the hard work, science and technology involved in producing it. Student involvement in agriculture also helps connect them with nature, food, and a community they otherwise may never have the opportunity to experience.”
“The FFA students are the future,” said Adam Kimrey, processing plant supervisor. “It is our job to teach them. Today, farmers are an older generation and to keep our country thriving we need to pass on as much information to the younger generation as we can.”
This workshop is an opportunity for high school FFA students to develop their critical thinking and leadership skills while sharpening their contest abilities. Throughout the workshop, C of O students shared the knowledge and skills they have gained through their education and work experiences on campus. C of O students also served as judges and proctors for the events. The goal was to create an interactive experience that would teach practical skills and challenge the FFA students’ knowledge. They participated in a variety of workshops and contests such as floriculture, farm management, agronomy, nursery/ landscaping, entomology, meats, public speaking, horse judging, dairy cattle, dairy foods, livestock judging, forestry, soils and poultry.
The student workers and supervisors of the beef farm, hog farm, processing plant, agronomy, feed mill, dairy and greenhouse/garden workstations collaborated to make the FFA Workshop successful.
“The FFA workshop provides an opportunity for FFA members to engage and learn about the contest of their interest,” said Jena Schwartze, senior agronomy major. “In most of the contests, students get hands-on learning to help
Academic advisors and current students were available during the FFA Workshop to discuss the College’s agriculture program. The agriculture department offers majors in agriculture business, animal science, horticulture, agriculture education, agronomy, agriculture development, prevet, and wildlife conservation and management.
Hollister Band students moving on to State
Six Hollister High School band students received Exemplary Ratings at the MSHSSA District Solo and Ensemble Contest on March 9 in Aurora. These students will perform in the State Competition on April 27.
Representing Hollister at State individually are Hannah Hebert (euphonium), Becky Barney (French horn), and Luke Jackson (tuba). Additionally, the ensemble Mixed Brass Quintet of Barney, Jackson, Chance Tipps, Kevin Teter, and Chloe Wagner will also be competing in State.
Hollister Band places first
The Hollister High School Winter Winds Band placed first in Winds Scholastic A in the MCCGA Contest at O’Fallon Township High School this past Saturday.
The Winter Guard placed
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FFA students from Missouri and Arkansas are identifying plants at the floriculture workshop. (Photo submitted)
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sixth in Scholastic AA.
Both groups will travel to Reeds Spring High School on March 23.
Reeds Spring Intermediate Learners of the Month for February
More than 200 guests enjoyed a free meal and musical performances at the Reeds Spring School District’s annual Golden Friends luncheon recently.
The district hosts this event to thank community members for their support. The district’s food service staff prepared the meal, and RSHS National Honor Society members served it. The RSHS choir and jazz band performed, along with the Elementary Singers.
Table Rock Community Bank sponsored the event and the Branson Veterans of America presented and posted the colors. Spring Sports season underway for Wolves
Reeds Spring High School began its spring sports season with two baseball games. The Wolves lost their opener to Forsyth 14-4 and then lost to Monett 11-1.
Track and field and boys golf begin this week and tennis starts next week.
School of the Ozarks hosted Classical Christian Education Conference
School of the Ozarks and “The Classical Thistle” hosted the annual Classical Christian Educators Conference at College of the Ozarks on March 1-2, 2024.
The conference explored the practical aspects of teaching classically within today’s classrooms. This conference aimed to equip teachers with practical tools to use right away through workshops that include ideas and tips from seasoned classical educators and allowed time for Q&A and discussion. Video of the breakout sessions and audio of the plenary sessions will be available in the months to come and can be accessed at no cost.
Over 40 speakers from a variety of different schools presented at the conference.
Brian Polk, School of the Ozarks associate professor of science, Dainel Chinn, College of the Ozarks professor of biblical and theological studies, and Daniel Kline, College of the Ozarks
associate professor of mathematics gave the three plenary addresses. The workshops were led by many of the conference’s most popular previous speakers.
“We love to see teachers leave our conference excited about what they do, encouraged that others serve the Lord in the same way in different towns, and better equipped to do their important work,” said Kyle Rapinchuk, associate professor of Christian worldview.
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C of O students travel to Savannah, Georgia, for Work College Consortium
Four students from College of the Ozarks traveled to Savannah, Georgia, to represent the College in the meeting of the Work Colleges Consortium. While there, the students met with the Work College Consortium members and sat in different breakout sessions.
The Work Colleges Consortium is a group of ten colleges across the nation who share the common goal of providing work-based, lowcost education for their students. All colleges in the consortium require full-time students to work a designated number of hours weekly to cover most, if not all, of their tuition costs.
The students attending the conference were:
FaithLyn Bragdon, senior accounting major from Lake Lure, North Carolina
Esther Rea, senior public relations major from Nevada, Missouri
• Andrew Williams, fall 2023 graduate from Springfield, Missouri
• Drew Banks, senior psychology major from Florence, Alabama
College of the Ozarks sends students on annual vocation trip to Kansas City
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Forty-six College of the Ozark students attended the five-day Vocation Trip, traveling to the Kansas City Metro Area to meet with local business leaders and recent graduates, March 9-13.
The purpose of the Vocation Trip is for students to discover their unique abilities and to teach them how to employ these skills in their professional fields upon graduation. The course helps students refine their personal mission statement, resumés and profiles on LinkedIn, while also allowing them to practice their interviewing skills.
“The Vocation Trip’s ultimate goal is to aid students in transitioning out of college in a healthy and positive manner,” said Jim Freeman, director of The Vanek Center for Vocation and Callings at College of the Ozarks. “It aims to introduce students to the value of networking, build their confidence in sharing their stories, and help them understand their identity in Christ.”
The first two days of the Vocation Trip were held on the College of the Ozarks campus, while the remaining days were spent in Kansas City. The students engaged in several activities during
the trip that supported all five of the College’s pillars.
To support the College’s Patriotic Pillar, the students met with the U.S. General Services Administration to hear about public service opportunities. The trip supported the Christian Pillar through participation in a City Union Mission outreach to the homeless. The students also visited Commerce Bank to hear about potential business opportunities, which upheld the College’s Vocational Pillar. They also toured the Arabia Steamboat Museum at Union Station in Kansas City, as a way to explore the Cultural Pillar, and, finally, the Academic Pillar was implemented through discussions with recent C of O graduates. Additionally, the students met with Attorney General William Barr, who spoke on the value of Christian education.
“Life is about relationships and the personal and professional networks we develop,” said Andrew Bolger, dean of mission advancement and strategic initiatives. “This reality is never truer than when students launch from college. This is exactly why we created the Vocation Trip: to help students thrive after C of O by exploring their God-given
vocation and callings and connecting with missional businesses and people.”
The Thrive Leadership Pathway is a four-year leadership program that aims to guide students along their college journey as they enter and exit the College.
• Character Camp and Base Camp: First-time student introductory programs that help freshmen adjust to the College’s vigorous class schedule and workload
The Call: A sophomore leadership retreat that focuses on the various ways different personality types serve as leaders and teammates at the College
• The Vocation Trip: A preparatory experience for juniors and seniors as they transition out of the College, students compose a personal mission statement, resumé and LinkedIn profile. The course culminates in a trip to regional corporations to introduce students to potential employers.
“We try to help our students see the bigger picture of what is available and how they can move forward to setting up strategies, so they will be successful once they move on after graduation,” Jim Freeman said.
Top row (left to right): Meira Abernathy, Michael Lipscomb, RJ Ford, Nathan Dysart, Jack Sooter
Bottom row (left to right): Adi Pate, Corbin Bentrup, Will Wiklund, Natalie Pinegar, Brantley Spragg, Joel Williams Reeds Spring School District hosts Golden Friends luncheon
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Forty-six College of the Ozarks students attend a five-day vocation workshop in Kansas City. (Photo submitted)
Golden Friends Luncheon (Photo submitted)
Top row: Mrs. Fairchild, Blue Eye; Mrs. Funcannon, Crane. Bottom row: Mrs. Wooten, Galena; Mr. White, Reeds Spring. (Photo submitted)
Classical educators joined School of the Ozarks and “The Classical Thistle” at the Classical Christian Educators Conference (Photo submitted)
Brian Polk, School of the Ozarks associate professor of science, gives his preliminary speech at the conference (Photo submitted)
How do I...? A guide to living in the Tri-Lakes
Register to vote
The easiest way to register to vote in the state of Missouri is to use the following link: https://www. sos.mo.gov/elections/goVoteMissouri/register. You can update your name and address, or register to vote for the first time. In many locations, you may also register to vote when you renew your driver’s license. Get a driver’s license
• In Branson and Hollister, go to Branson License Bureau, 1447 Hwy. 248, Branson; phone 417-9428054.
• In Forsyth, go to 210 Shadowrock Dr., Forsyth; phone 417-546-3085.
In Reeds Spring and Branson West, go to 11016 Hwy. 76, Reeds Spring; phone 417-2728815.
In Crane, 103 South Street, Crane, 417-7238552. The driver examination office is at 120 N. Commerce St., Crane; phone 417-942-8029.
Register my vehicle
Complete information on Missouri residents’ vehicle registration titling is available at https://dor.mo.gov/ motor-vehicle/titling-registration/
Reach my legislators
Find your legislators by entering a valid Missouri mailing address and using the legislator lookup on this site, https://www.senate. mo.gov/legislookup/
In the Branson TriLakes, we are served by:
• Senator Josh Hawley (Hawley.senate.gov)
• Senator Eric Schmitt (Schmitt.senate.gov)
House Representative for District 7, Eric Burlison (burlison.house.gov).
At the state level, we are represented by:
• Senator Karla Eslinger (senate.mo.gov/senators/ member/33),
• House Representative
Brian Seitz, District 156 (brian.seitz@house. mo.gov)
House Representative
Travis Smith, District 155 (travis.smith@house.
mo.gov)
• House Representativve Brad Hudson, District 138 (brad.hudson@ house.mo.gov)
Reach my alderman
Branson Aldermen may be contacted through the City’s Administration Office, 110 West Maddux Street, Suite 210, Branson, MO 65616 or by telephone at 417-334-3345. Current
Branson Aldermen are:
Marshall Howden, Ward
1 Clay Cooper, Ward 1
• Chuck Rodriguez, Ward 2
• Cody Fenton, Ward 2
Ralph LeBlanc, Ward 3
• Ruth Denham, Ward 3.
In Hollister, aldermen are:
David Honey, Ward 1 (dhoney@hollistermo. gov)
Don Jones, Ward 1 (djones@hollistermo. gov)
• Phil Carman, Ward 2 (pcarman@hollistermo. gov)
• Jeff Long, Ward 2 (jlong@hollistermo.gov)
In Forsyth, your aldermen are:
• Scott Novak, Ward 1
• Mark Moore, Ward 1
Dennis Winzenried, Ward 2 Dustin Krob, Ward 2.
Contact the City of Forsyth at 417-546-4763. Aldermen in Rockaway Beach are:
Jane Peck, Ward 1 (jane@ rockawaybeach-mo.org)
Kyle Hinkle, Ward 1 (kyle@rockawaybeach-mo.org)
• Russell Anderson, Ward 2 (russell@rockawaybeach-mo.org)
• Richard Murray, Ward 2 (hwymbc@yahoo.com).
In Branson West, your aldermen are:
Gary Brant, Ward 1
• Michael Brown, Ward 1
Penny Lonsway, Ward 2
• Carrie Rogers, Ward 2.
Contact the city at 417272-8669.
Kimberling City Aldermen include:
• Christian Martin, Ward 1
Virgil Moore, Ward 1
• Tim Weyers, Ward 2
Philip Korem, Ward 2.
Contact the city at (417) 739-4903.
Register my child for school
• Branson Public Schools: Begin registration by bringing required documentation to building your student will be attending. For grades K-6, check the Attendance Zone for information about attending school building, using this link: https://www.branson. k12.mo.us/parents/enrollment, clicking on New Student Enrollment Page, and to Attendance Zones. Please contact your school with questions or additional information at 417-334-6541. Main office is at 1756 Bee Creek Road, Branson. Hollister R-V School District: Families new to Hollister should visit their building office to set up their parent portal and begin the enrollment process. For help with enrollment, contact your building office. HECC office (PK-1): 417-2434015; HES office (2-5): 417-243-4025; HMS office (6-8): 417-243-4035; HHS office (9-12): 417243-4045.
• Reeds Spring School District: Register at the building your child will attend or fill out the online registration by contacting your child’s school office for more information.
Primary School: PS-1st grade, 417-272-3241; Elementary: Gr. 2-4, 417272-1735; Intermediate: Gr. 5-6, 417-272-8250; MS: Gr. 7-8, 417-2728245; HS: Gr. 9-12, 417-272-8171; Gibson Technical Center: 417272-3271.
Recycle
Taney County Recycle: Phone 417-546-7226 for hours and what we accept. Email recycle@taneycountymo.gov for information; website: taneycounty.org, or Facebook: https://www. facebook.com/TaneyCountyRecycle/
Get help with necessities
• Salvation Army Branson, 1114 Stanley Boulevard, 417-339-4434.
• Christian Action Ministries (CAM), 417-3341157.
Elevate Branson, 310 Gretna Rd; website, https://elevatebranson. org; email: Info@ElevateBranson.org. Phone: 417-335-9915.
Find/adopt a pet Branson Humane Society, 2837 Shepherd of the Hills Expressway, Branson. To contact: 417-337-7387; Facebook www.facebook.com/ ShepherdofTheHillsHumaneSociety; or email at sohhs417@gmail.com. Information is on their website, http://www. bransonhumanesociety. com
• Come look at the animals for adoption at Taney County Animal Control, 255 Critter Trail, Hollister. Hours: Mon.Sat. noon – 4 p.m. Closed Sundays and holidays. Phone 417-332-0172. Email: tcac255@gmail. com; website: taneycounty.org.
• Tri-Lakes Humane Society, 102 Washboard Hollow Rd., Reeds Spring; phone 417-2728113, website: https:// www.tri-lakeshumanesoc.org/; Facebook, https://www.facebook. com/trilakeshumane/ Find a healthcare provider
• CoxHealth Center, 890 State Hwy. 248, Branson, 417-335-2299. More information at coxhealth. com
Mercy Clinic Family Medicine, 448 State Hwy. 248, Suite 140, Branson, 417-337-9808. More information at www.mercy.net.
• Faith Community Health, 1232 Branson Hills Pkwy, Suite 104, Branson, 417-336-9355; more information at https://faithcommunityhealth.org/
Branson VA Clinic, 5571
Gretna Rd., Branson, 417-243-2300. More information at www.va.gov.
Contact the health department
• Contact the Taney County Health Department at 417-334-4544, visit their website at www.taneycohealth.org, or like their Facebook, Instagram and Pinterest pages.
• Contact the Stone County Health Department at 417-357-6134 in Galena, or 417-272-0050 in Branson West. Visit their website at www.stonecountyhealthdepartment.com
Assistance with unplanned pregnancies
• Options Pregnancy Clinic, 192 Expressway Lane, Branson, 417-3365483. More information at www.optionspregnancyclinic.com.
Pregnancy Lifeline, 19621 State Hwy. 413, Branson West, 417-2725211. More information at www.pregnancylifeline.com
Please note: The above providers DO NOT perform or refer for abortions.
Get counseling
• Branson Counseling Center LLC, Northside Professional Plaza II, 574 State Hwy 248 # 2, Branson, 417-239-1389.
• Restoring Wellness Counseling, Nikki Pinkley, MS, Licensed Professional Counselor. For information, https://www. restoringwellnesscounseling.com/. Call or text 417-429-1889 to set up appointment or submit information on website. In urgent situations, please call the Emergency Hotline at 1-800-494-7355, available 24 hours a day. If it is an emergency, please go to your local hospital or dial 911.
• Reuben Smith, Licensed Professional Counselor, Faith Community Health, 417-261-5845.
Donate blood
• Go to https://www.cbco. org/donate-blood/ or call 417-227-5000 to donate blood via Community Blood Center of the Ozarks. CBCO is the SOLE PROVIDER of blood products to more than 40 area healthcare facilities in three states... and that includes the Branson Tri-Lakes area.
• Go to https://www.red-
crossblood.org/give.
html/find-drive, enter ZIP code, Find a Drive. Additional information at https://www.redcrossblood.org/. Important phone numbers
• Boys & Girls Club of the Ozarks: 417-336-2420
• Head Start Branson: 417-332-0003
Head Start Hollister: 417-334-7515
Head Start Kissee Mills: 417-546-4635
• Head Start Reeds Spring: 417-272-1002
• Elevate Branson: 417335-9915
• Missouri Job Center: 417-334-4156
• Library Center of the Ozarks: 417-334-1418
• Forsyth Library: 417546-5257 Kimberling Area Library: 417-739-2525
Stone County LibraryGalena: 417-357-6410
• Stone County LibraryCrane: 417-723-8261
• Stone County LibraryBlue Eye: 417-779-3500
• Taney County Ambulance District: 417-3346586
• Veterans Suicide Hotline: 800-273-8255
• Taney County Sheriff’s Office NON-EMERGENCY: 417-546-7250
• Branson Police Department NON-EMERGENCY: 417-334-3300
Hollister Police Department NON-EMERGENCY: 417-334-6565
• Forsyth Police Department NON-EMERGENCY: 417-546-3731
• Rockaway Beach Police Department
NON-EMERGENCY: 417-561-4471
• Stone County Sheriff’s Department
NON-EMERGENCY: 417-357-6116
Reeds Spring Police Department NON-EMERGENCY: 417-272-3107.
NON-EMERGENCY
DISPATCH LINE: 417339-9117
• Kimberling City Police Department
NON-EMERGEN -
CY: 417-739-2131.
NON-EMERGENCY
DISPATCH LINE: 417339-9117.
• Branson West Police Department NON-EMERGENCY: 417-272-3400.
NON-EMERGENCY
AFTER HOURS: 417339-9147
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BY BRIAN H. SEITZ, State Representative for the 156th District in Missouri
My House Bill 2320, declaring the City of Branson to be known as the official “Live Entertainment Capital) for the State of Missouri, was heard in the House of Representatives. The bill is designed to bring even more visitors to our city as theaters and businesses can then use the designation to promote our area and our values of Faith, Family, Flag and Fun.
House Joint Resolution 82, one that I’ve sponsored for three years in the Missouri House, had a beneficial hearing in the Special Committee on Property Tax
BY ERIC BURLISON, Member of Congress representing the 7th District of Missouri
On Tuesday, I attended an Education and Workforce Subcommittee hearing on the National Labor Relations Board’s overreach into college athletics.
During the hearing, I questioned witnesses on the side effects of turning college athletes into full-time
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Reform. Lower income seniors are having a hard time making ends meet in these high inflationary times, and this will allow for them to have more disposable income and in some cases keep their homes.
This week, the House made a significant move to combat sex and human trafficking and safeguard the rights of children and vulnerable individuals, by passing HBs1706 & 1539. The bill received overwhelming support in the House with a vote of 143-1, marking a crucial step forward in the state’s efforts to address these pressing issues.
The legislation we passed aims to address issues related to sex and human trafficking in the Show-Me State by establishing essential mechanisms to tackle sex and human trafficking, including the creation of the “Committee on Sex and Human Trafficking Training.” This committee, composed of diverse stakeholders, will
annually evaluate and establish guidelines for mandatory training to combat trafficking. Additionally, the bill establishes the “Statewide Council Against Adult Trafficking and Commercial Sexual Exploitation of Children,” which will play a vital role in coordinating efforts statewide to combat these crimes.
This legislation underscores our commitment to protecting our most vulnerable citizens from the scourge of trafficking and exploitation. By establishing robust training programs, creating oversight mechanisms, and enhancing penalties for offenders, we are sending a clear message that Missouri will not tolerate these heinous crimes.
As a firm supporter of personal property rights, I supported and gave approval to a renewed effort to combat developers’ plans to construct a landfill near a prestigious golf course subdivision in the Kansas City area. HB 1751 aims to thwart the proposed facility
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employees and the impact this potential change could have on universities and student-athletes.
This week, I led a bipartisan letter to Speaker Johnson requesting the establishment of a select subcommittee to investigate and assess how transparent and accountable the federal government is when it comes to Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP), commonly called UFOs. It is currently unclear how much U.S. taxpayer money is spent on UAPs. That’s why I’m advocating for the creation of this subcommittee.
This week, the House passed a resolution condemning the Biden administration’s immigration policies that created the border crisis
we are experiencing at the southern border. Unfortunately, 193 Democrats voted against the resolution, indicating that they support the horrible border policies of Joe Biden and his impeached Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.
I’m working every day to hold Biden and Mayorkas accountable, and urge the Senate to do its constitutional duty and hold his trial.
I’m excited to announce the 2024 Congressional Art Competition. The Artistic Discovery Contest is an opportunity to recognize young artists in Missouri’s 7th Congressional District and have their artwork displayed in the U.S. Capitol. I encourage anyone in grades
from moving forward, citing environmental concerns and potential impacts on property values.
This initiative marks the House’s second attempt in two years to block the landfill. The proposed legislation seeks to impose stricter regulations on waste disposal facility development near the Kansas City border, requiring municipal approval from neighboring jurisdictions.
The landfill site proposed by developers sits on the border between Kansas City and Raymore. Haffner noted that this location was chosen strategically to bypass the need for approval from Raymore city officials. To address this loophole, the bill we voted on aims to mandate approval from municipalities within a one-mile radius, instead of the current half-mile required distance, of landfill sites situated in neighboring cities before state environmental permits can be issued.
The Missouri House has taken a significant step to-
9 through 12 to participate. To submit artwork for the competition: Email the completed Student Release Form: https://www. house.gov/sites/default/ files/2023-03/2023_Student_Release_Form.pdf to Chris.Yaudas@mail. house.gov.
• Email a high-resolution JPEG photograph of your art piece to Chris.Yaudas@mail.house.gov.
Deadline for the student release form and artwork is Monday, April 22.
• The winner will be selected through public voting April 25 to May 3. A link to vote for your favorite piece will be posted on our art competition website.
wards enhancing transparency and accountability in government with the passage of HB 2111. This bill, aimed at addressing improper governmental activities within political subdivisions or government entities, introduces crucial reforms to the auditing process and reinforces confidentiality protections for whistleblowers.
Current state law gives the state auditor the authority to audit state agencies, boards and commissions, the circuit court system, most counties, school districts and charter schools, community improvement districts, transportation development districts, land bank agencies and solid waste management districts.
This bill would allow the State Auditor the same power when it comes to any political subdivision where there is credible evidence of improper government activity. That would be defined as waste, fraud, misconduct, misappropriation, mismanagement or
For more information on competition rules, visit burlison.house.gov/services/art-competition.
My next virtual town hall will be held on Thursday, March 21, at 5:30 p.m. CDT. You can RSVP here at: https://burlison.house.gov/ rsvp to participate in the town hall. I’m looking forward to hearing directly from you and answering your questions. When you RSVP you can submit a question, or you can save it and ask me one live!
As constituents of Missouri’s 7th Congressional District, you may request tickets and tours for the White House and U.S. Capitol. Tickets are provided on a first-come, first-serve basis. To schedule a tour,
violation of state or federal law. Additionally, the Auditor would be able to invest, investigate and audit upon the request of the local prosecuting or circuit attorney. This is a sensible approach to utilizing government resources for investigations when necessary. By ensuring confidentiality for complainants and streamlining the auditing process, it will reinforce accountability and integrity in government operations.
The bill now proceeds to the Senate for further consideration. Need to contact my office?
Please call my office at 573-751-1309 if we can ever be of assistance to you or stop by our office in Jefferson City. I or my legislator assistant are happy to help. Brian H. Seitz
State Representative of the 156th District
201 W. Capitol Ave., Room 118 Jefferson City, MO 65101 Phone: 573-751-1309
please use this link: https:// burlison.house.gov/services/tours-and-tickets .
If you are having a problem getting a timely answer from a federal agency or feel like you’ve been treated unfairly, my office may be able to help. Go to this link to learn more and submit a request for help with a federal agency: https://burlison.house.gov/services/ help-federal-agency.
To learn more about our internship program and to apply, visit this link: https:// burlison.house.gov/services/internships
Rep. Eric Burlison
3232 E. Ridgeview St. Springfield, MO 65804
Phone 417-889-1800
Website: Burlison.House.Gov
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Around Town: Here’s what’s going on in the Tri-Lakes
MARCH
• 21 Representative Travis Smith, candidate for state senate, will be speaking at the Taney Country Federated Republican Women’s meeting at Oaxaca Mexican Restaurant, 15920 U.S.-160, Forsyth, at 6 p.m.
22 Red Cross Blood Drive at the Lake Taneycomo Elks Lodge 2597 on March 22 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. - 12951 U.S. Hwy. 160 Forsyth. Please call 1-800-733-2767 or visit redcrossblood.org and enter Forsyth to schedule an appointment. https:// www.redcrossblood.org.
• 22 American Red Cross Blood Drive at Our Lady of the Lake Catholic Church parish center, 202 Vaughn Drive, Branson; 12 p.m.-5 p.m. Please call 1-800-RED CROSS (1-800-733-2767) or visit RedCrossBlood.org and enter OURLADY to schedule.
• 22 The Village of Indian Point Business Summit at 5 p.m. Meet local business owners, Village staff, Police, and Board of Trustees. More information about business licenses, Chamber of Commerce Event Services, and inspections will be presented, along with a survey to provide feedback for the future. Refreshments will be served and there will be giveaways. Bring your business cards or flyers.
• 23 Journey to the Cross! at Faith Lutheran Branson One day only: March 23 - rain or shine! There are live animals, interactive stations, food tasting and more! Estimated time for your “Journey” experience will be about 60 minutes. FREE pancake breakfast before your departure and an Easter egg hunt for the kids at the end of your journey! Please sign today as time slots fill up quickly! Tours depart every few minutes, beginning at 8:30 a.m. Register at FaithBranson. org, call 417-334-2469, or click here https:// faithbranson.churchcenter.com/registrations/ events/2169609.
• 23 A powerful, musical portrayal of moments in Jesus’ life and the people he impacted. Featuring a cast of 50 singers, actors, and dancers, original music, and live artists on stage. Join us this Easter season at King’s at Music City Centre for a fantastic multi-media performance at 3 p.m. 1839 W. 76 Country Blvd., Branson. https://www.mucitycentre.com/shows
• 24 A powerful, musical portrayal of moments in Jesus’ life and the people he impacted. Featuring a cast of 50 singers, actors, and dancers, original music, and live artists on stage. Join us this Easter season at King’s at Music City Centre for a fantastic multi-media performance at 7 p.m. 1839 W 76 Country Blvd, Branson. https://www.mucitycentre.com/shows
• 25 The American Legion Post #220 would love to invite all of our former and current U.S. military friends to join us Monday mornings at 9 a.m.
for coffee and pastries, with the exception of the second Monday of the month and national holidays. Come join us at 221 Malone Drive, Faith Lutheran church, Branson. Please pull around to the back doors by the flag. Our post is through the two sets of double doors, then make a left. We look forward to meeting you! HOOAH! https://bransonhollisterlegion220. com/
• 29 Looking for an amazing way to celebrate Easter with your family? Join us for an incredible Easter Egg Hunt hosted by King’s Branson at Turtle Creek Apartments! We have 10,000 candy-filled eggs, exciting entertainment and plenty of prizes waiting for you! It’s all happening on Friday, March 29, at 3 p.m. at the field located in front of Turtle Creek Apartments, 1839 W. 76 Country Blvd. Don’t miss out on all the fun! We can’t wait to see you there. https:// kcbranson.com/easter.
• 29 Tucker Tillis in concert at 7:30 p.m., The Nest Concert Venue, 800 State Highway 248, Bldg. 3A, Branson. Music runs in the Tillis family and Tucker is no exception. In this concert, Tucker will be unveiling new originals and performing old favorites. The second half of the concert will be dedicated to songs of faith, leading up to the celebration of Christ’s Resurrection. https://www. nestconcerts.com .
30 Easter egg hunt & dinner, 1 p.m., DnD Variety Salez, 9478 East Hwy 76, Powersite, MO. All ages welcome. Come join us for the hunt. Come join us for games. Come join us
for fun. Come join us for an Easter dinner fun for everyone. https://www. facebook.com/DNDVarietySalez?mibextid=JRoKGi
• 30 A powerful, musical portrayal of moments in Jesus’ life and the people he impacted. Featuring a cast of 50 singers, actors, and dancers, original music, and live artists on stage. Join us this Easter season at King’s at Music City Centre for a fantastic multi-media performance at 3 p.m. 1839 W 76 Country Blvd, Branson. https://www.mucitycentre.com/shows
• 30 LIVE MUSIC at Boondocks Bar-B-Q, 5-8pm. 29002 St. Hwy. 39, Shell Knob. https:// www.jukeboxwinos.com.
• 31 Join us at 8 a.m. for an Easter Sunrise Service on the Hope Chapel lawn! Dogwood Canyon Nature Park, 2038 West State Hwy. 86, Lampe. Enjoy the beauty of nature and the season in a one-of-a-kind setting to start your Easter Sunday. This event is free to attend and weather dependent. Limited seating is available on a first-come, first-served basis; however, guests are welcome to bring their own seating. Park gates open at 7:30 a.m. for entrance to the park. Trams will be available before and after the service for Hope Chapel transportation to and from the gift shop. Park admission is required if you plan to stay in the park after the service. https://dogwoodcanyon. org/event/easter-service/. 31 Hop on over to our rustic Mill and Canyon Grill Restaurant for an Easter breakfast for the whole family! Easter Breakfast will be served from 9-11 a.m. Our menu features a variety of options including strawberry shortcake waffles, a classic breakfast platter, sweet and savory crepes, and much more. Enjoy your meal all while soaking in the early signs of spring in the canyon. Walk-ups only; no reservations. Park admission is required for dining.
Dogwood Canyon Nature Park, 2038 West State Hwy. 86, Lampe. https:// dogwoodcanyon.org/ event/easter-breakfast/.
• 31 A powerful, musical
portrayal of moments in Jesus’ life and the people he impacted. Featuring a cast of 50 singers, actors, and dancers, original music, and live artists on stage. Join us this Easter season at King’s at Music City Centre for a fantastic multi-media performance at 7 p.m. 1839 W. 76 Country Blvd., Branson. https://www.mucitycentre.com/shows
APRIL
• 8 Neighbors and Friends of Table Rock Lake (www.nftrl.org) will meet on Monday, April 8, 2024, 10 a.m., at Our Lady of the Cove Catholic Church, 20 Kimberling Blvd., Kimberling City. The program this month will be the annual fashion show. A meal will be available for a fee. Contact: reservations@ nftrl.org before March 29 to register or with questions.
11 Join General Michael T. Flynn live on tour at The Mansion Theatre. General Flynn served more than 33 years in the United States military and is current Chairman of America’s Future, among America’s oldest nonprofits. “Flynn” is a captivating documentary that delves deep into the life and trials of General Michael T. Flynn and is premiering at The Mansion Theatre for the Performing Arts, located at 189 Expressway Ln. The meet and greet is from 5 p.m.6:15 p.m.; show time is 6:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m. Go to this link: https://www.flynnmovie.com/showings/ and get your tickets today. Please type in the promo code BRAVEHEART to get a discount at checkout.
• 12 LIVE MUSIC at Outback Steak & Oyster Bar, 5–8 p.m. 1914 W. Country Blvd., Branson. https://www.jukeboxwinos.com.
• 12 Mina Thomas Brett in concert at 7:30 p.m., The Nest Concert Venue, 800 State Highway 248 Bldg., 3A, Branson. Mina Thomas Brett is a versatile artist skilled in jazz, gospel, and soul. She’s a talented songwriter and poet, an actress with significant roles at Sight & Sound Theaters, and a valued vocalist in the
Billboard charting worship collective ‘the King will come. Reserve at nestconcerts.com.
• 13 Indoor rummage sale from 8 a.m. to 1p.m. at the Lake Taneycomo Elks Lodge, 12951 U.S. Hwy. 160 Forsyth. Vendor booths availablecontact Terri Williams, terri6536@gmail.com or 417-230-6200.
13 LIVE MUSIC at TAPS
On Downing Street, 7-9p.m. 260 Birdcage Walk, Hollister. https:// www.jukeboxwinos.com.
• 14 Second annual Holocaust Education and Awareness Week in Branson – opening of the film festival: IMAX Theater Complex, Theater 1, at 2 p.m. Newly released film with Sir Anthony Hopkins in the role of Sir Nicholas Winton, known as the “British Schindler”
– “One Life.” Tickets: $8.50, IMAX lowest rate. Address: 3562 Shepherd of the Hills Expressway.
• 15 Second annual Holocaust Education and Awareness Week in Branson film festival: 10 a.m. IMAX Theater Complex, Theater 1, 3562 Shepherd of the Hills Expressway.
“50 Children: The Rescue Mission of Mr. and Mrs. Kraus.” The brave rescue of 50 children by an American couple who managed to get them back to the States just before the war. This fascinating HBO documentary is narrated by Alan Alda. No charge.
• 16 Second annual Holocaust Education and Awareness Week in Branson: 10 a.m. Concerned Women for America, Branson Chapter, Covenant Life Church, 120 North 3rd, Branson. Speaker Mary Burkett, who just received the “Anne Frank Award,” will give her testimony and share some of her incredible art from the “Beloved: Children of the Holocaust” exhibit. The story of how the art was produced and each story of each child is truly miraculous! Open to the public.
• 16 LIVE MUSIC every TUESDAY at Landry’s Seafood House, 6-8 p.m. 2900 W. Hwy. 76, Branson. https://www.jukeboxwinos.com.
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The term “special effects” takes on new meaning when The Haygoods create them! (Photo courtesy of The Haygoods) Prepare to be amazed by The
BY GARY J. GROMAN, Inde-
pendent
Journalist
If you plan a trip to Branson, one show you absolutely cannot miss is The Haygoods. Prepare to be amazed. This incredibly talented family has entertained audiences in Branson for decades with its high-energy performances, impressive musicianship, and incredible special effects.
The Haygoods are a multi-talented family of singers, dancers and musicians who seamlessly blend country, rock, pop, bluegrass and more into an unforgettable live show experience. With soaring vocals, mind-blowing instrumentals, and cutting-edge production values, they bring a whole new level of entertainment to the Branson stage. What makes their show unique is the genuine family connection and chemistry on stage. You can feel the joy and passion radiating from each member as they
play off one another’s talents; it’s pure entertainment magic!
This world-class family act had humble beginnings as performers at Silver Dollar City, Branson’s most popular attraction. The Haygoods gained a devoted local following as word spread about their incredible shows. Before long, they launched their own theater show that quickly became one of Branson’s hottest entertainment attractions.
Today, The Haygoods Show has a permanent home at the prestigious Clay Cooper Theater on the iconic 76 Strip in Branson. This beautiful theater provides the perfect backdrop for their spectacular production, allowing the special effects, choreography and musicality to shine. It’s family entertainment taken to a new level, blending superb musicianship and side-splitting humor with moments of incredible poignancy.
One minute, you’re doubled over with laughter, and the next, your jaw is on the floor after witnessing a fantastic display of musical genius or innovative special effects.
Speaking of special effects, get ready for your mind to be completely blown. The Haygoods spare no expense to create an atmosphere that is simply mesmerizing. Lights, lasers, pyrotechnics, amazing multimedia—it’s a full sensory overload that leaves
audiences in a state of wonderment. The Haygoods, known around the world for their creativity in custom engineering and designing amazing special effects, are taking things to an entirely new level in 2024. The Haygoods are rolling out one of the only indoor drone light shows in the world for 2024! It’s an extraordinary sight to behold and one of the coolest things you will ever see! SEE HAYGOODS, PAGE 2C
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The Nest Concert Venue to host the talented Tucker Tillis, March 29
BY K.D. MICHAELS, Staff Writer
A talented member of the musical Tillis family will be performing in Branson next week.
Tucker Tillis will be
sharing his cleverly crafted original tunes at The Nest Concert Venue on March 29. Tucker Tillis is known for his powerful vocals
and soulful sound. You will also enjoy his unique style and captivating persona, as he shares laughter, bitterness, humility and faith through his mu-
sic. Tillis will share both original songs and tried and true favorites during the first half of the concert. The concert’s second
half is dedicated to songs of faith, as Tillis and his audience celebrate the Resurrection of Christ on that special weekend. Tillis is set to perform
at The Nest on Friday, March 29, at 7:30 p.m.
Both in-person tickets and online streaming are available. For tickets, visit nestconcerts.com.
Submissions now being accepted for 2024 HOOKED! Songwriting Contest
BY K.D. MICHAELS, Staff Writer
A well known vocal group and a popular music venue are partnering to present a songwriting contest.
Submissions are now open for this year’s
HOOKED! Songwrit-
ing Contest, presented by Prince Ivan and The Nest.
The HOOKED! Songwriting Contest is regarded as Southwest Missouri’s premier songwriting competition, bringing together songwriters with celebrity judges and a live audience
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The Branson Regional Arts Council presents their second stage production of the 2024 season. “The Learned Ladies” is a hilarious adaptation of the 1700s French comedy by Molière
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The Haygoods 2024
show is not just about music; it’s a technological marvel. Introducing a life-
in a fun and interactive show. HOOKED! is on the lookout for America’s next big song! Submissions for the contest will be accepted until August 10.
Songs by writers age 12 and up, of all genres, will be accepted. Song sub-
missions will be heard by some of the best songwriters, entertainers and audio engineers in the nation.
The Top Ten finalists will be announced on September 6.
The finalists will be given a unique opportunity
to network and share their music during a Songwriters’ Roundtable on October 4 at The Nest.
The Top Ten Finalists will perform in front of judges and a live audience on Saturday, October 5, at Branson’s Pepsi Legends Theater, where they will compete for the grand prize of $1,000. Second and third place cash prizes will also be awarded. To be a part of this year’s
HOOKED! Songwriting Contest, visit www.hookedsongwritingcontest.com .
Molière’s ‘The Learned Ladies’ in downtown Branson
that is translated and adapted by Freyda Thomas.
Performance dates of “The Learned Ladies” are Fridays (7 p.m.), Saturdays (7 p.m.) and Sundays (2 p.m.) from March 15–24, 2024.
Advance reserved tickets are on sale now at BransonArts.org/tix or by calling the Historic Owen Theatre Box Office at 417-336-4255.
This show provides a unique opportunity for the company to update a timeless classic for a 21st century audience. The production is directed by Jeremiah
size hologram marks a first in Branson, offering fans a chance to relive the magic of the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll and many more. “Our indoor drone light show is the first in the world,” said Timothy Haygood. He points out that the use of drones adds a futuristic touch to the performance, creating visuals that have never been seen before in live entertainment.
At the core, however, is this family’s astounding musical talent. Their skills are second to none, whether it’s soaring vocal harmonies, dueling violins, thunderous percussions, or creative musical mashups.
Reeve with assistant director David Hewitt and stage manager Dimitri Tsahiridis.
“This story is one I’ve wanted to tell since I first read it,” said Director Reeve.
“Even though it was written in the 1600s in a different language for a different culture, there is so much in it that rings true today. I suspect that it will be like that tomorrow – and a couple hundred years from now, too.”
It may be a literary classic, but some things do change. The language of this production has been updated for a
The Haygoods absolutely shine during their legendary Christmas show as well. Combining the high-energy entertainment of their standard show with beloved holiday classics and dazzling Christmas decorations, it’s an absolute must for families visiting Branson during Ozark Mountain Christmas.
One thing that makes
The Haygoods show so enchanting is the warm Ozark hospitality on display. This family deeply connects to the Branson community, built over many years of performing. From the whimsical set designs featuring iconic Ozarks im-
modern audience. The set and costumes point to different eras, and there will be things that the audience never expects to see in a traditional, historical piece. For that matter, the director promises elements that even Molière himself, may not have imagined. However, over everything else, the comedy has not changed.
“Sometimes, the only way to face the truth is to laugh your way through it,” says Reeve, “and today’s story is that kind of story.
A comedy that is funny because you see your world
agery to the appreciative stories about local heritage shared from the stage, this is quintessential Branson charm and entertainment rolled into one unforgettable show. You’ll feel that closeness and appreciation flowing from the stage in how they interact with audiences. It’s all part of the Haygoods experience that makes you feel you’re part of the family fun. For the incredible quality of entertainment and production values, The Haygoods show is an absolute steal in terms of value. Between the music, laughs, showmanship, and amazing effects, you
(and maybe a little of yourself) in it. Whether you enjoy change or not, I hope the humor of this timeless story makes you glad you came.”
Molière, born Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, was an actor, playwright and director who became one of France’s bestknown writers for his work that ranged from simple farces to sophisticated satires. While Moliere was regarded as the greatest French comedic writer and by many as the greatest of all French writers; he reestablished comedy to a place of honor in his time.
certainly get your money’s worth and then some. Unsurprisingly, The Haygoods consistently sell out shows, with many guests returning year after year to experience the fresh updates and set lists.
If you’re visiting Branson and looking for a can’tmiss show experience, clear your schedule for The Haygoods. From start to finish, The Haygoods will amaze, dazzle, entertain and leave you with memories that will stay with you forever. Avoid disappointment and get your tickets in advance now at www.thehaygoods. com or by calling call 417339-4663.
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“The Learned Ladies” will be presented in downtown Branson. (Photo submitted)
BY COWBOY JOHN FULLERTON, a native of Taney County, and a
The past week has been an exciting Sons of the Pioneers road trip, with performances in Massillon, Ohio, on March 15 and Frederick, Maryland, on March 17, birthday of the man whom Taney County was named—Roger Brooke Taney (pronounced Tawnee).
Taney was based out of Frederick, Maryland, and a home he owned from 1815 to 1823 still stands today. He and his wife didn’t live in the residence.
My fascination with Taney County’s 1837 beginnings took off when I was in high school. Mr. Rod Pock was my World History teacher my sophomore year and was my American History teacher my junior year. I wrote a term paper on Roger B. Taney my junior year and researched the interesting details of his life. Mr. Pock gave me an A- for my efforts, claiming my sources were considered rare and hard to find. Much
Thank you for reading the
Memories from the Homestead: Taney County named for Chief Justice Roger Brooke Taney
of that was due to info I had located at Forsyth at the White River Valley Historical Society.
Taney was born March 17, 1777, in Calvert County, Maryland. He graduated college with a law degree from Dickinson College in 1795. He was elected class valedictorian. From there he relocated to Frederick, Maryland, and practiced law for nearly twenty years.
On June 7, 1806, Taney married Anne Phoebe Charlton Key. This may be a familiar name to you, as Anne’s brother was Francis Scott Key, the author of “The Star Spangled Banner.”
Roger and Anne would have six daughters together. Even though Roger was a devoted Catholic, their girls were raised in the Episcopalian Church, which was the Church Anne was raised in. With his successful legal practice in Frederick, Taney ran for the Maryland House of Delegates and won. During this time, he was with the Federalist Party, but broke off when the War of 1812 was underway. In 1816 Taney won a fiveyear term into the Maryland State Senate.
In 1823 he moved his le-
gal practice to Baltimore. In 1827, he was appointed to the Maryland Attorney General position.
In 1831, President Jackson asked Taney to become U.S. Attorney General and would now be the President’s top legal advisor.
In March 1836, Roger B. Taney was nominated by President Jackson to be the Fifth Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. This position would last the rest of his life until his passing in October 1864.
President Lincoln was in office at the time of Taney’s death. The two disagreed on the slavery issue, among other things, and many in the north reviled Taney. His 1857 Dred Scott case decision was considered the worst Supreme Court ruling ever. Lincoln wouldn’t even acknowledge Taney’s passing on October 12, 1864.
Taney was 87 at the time of his passing. He had served as Chief Justice for 28 years, the second longest of any Chief Justice. Lincoln and three of his cabinet members would attend Taney’s funeral services in Washington, D.C.
Taney was laid to rest next to his mother in Fred-
erick, Maryland, at the Saint John’s Cemetery. Anne had passed away in 1855 and was laid to rest with her family at the Mount Olivet Cemetery in Frederick.
Taney County, Missouri, was established in 1837 while he was in his second year as Chief Justice. None of the early settlers here pronounced the name correctly, and that’s why we still pronounce it as “Taynee.” From the time I wrote my term paper in 1995, it only took twenty-nine years to get to Frederick to see everything! And to perform there at the Weinberg Center for the Arts on what would have been Taney’s 247th Birthday! It’s been a wonderful trip down many historical trails. Luanna and I have had so much fun exploring them!
Happy trails, everyone!
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Taney County, Missouri, was named for Roger Brooke Taney (Tawnee), fifth Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. Taney spent many years in the Frederick, Maryland, area running a successful legal practice. (Photo courtesy of Heritage Frederick)
Need some plants, or something to put them in? Not a problem, thanks to the vendors. (Photo by Cynthia J. Thomas)
BY CYNTHIA J. THOMAS, Staff Writer
Gardening enthusiasts from across Taney, Stone, and several neighboring counties packed the fellowship hall at Branson’s Faith Lutheran Church for “Swing into Spring,” the 2024 Spring Workshop of Master Gardeners of the Ozarks.
Ozarks gardeners know
March can be a crazy month weather-wise, summed up nicely in this tongue-in-cheek statement from the event flyer: “For 31 days you can’t count on anything. It will be too cold, too wet, too blustery or too stormy to do much except turn the compost, cut a few daffodils, and buy annuals that an unexpected frost will kill the
Gardeners enjoy spring MGO workshop
next day.” Workshop attendees learned ways to cope with several of the challenges of gardening in the beautiful but rocky hills, as well as how to encourage native plants and pollinators.
Workshops included topics like these:
Adapting Gardens to Rock, Hill, and Shade Missouri Natives
• Viburnums
13-Year Periodical Cicadas in SW Missouri
• Navigating PlantBased Eating
• Invasive Plants and What to Do About Them
Several vendors were on hand with plants and garden-themed crafts, and as always, there were many wonderful raffle items ranging from gift baskets to handmade décor to gift
certificates and more. This writer had been wanting a new bat house (bats eat LOTS of mosquitoes!), and, guess what! The day also included a delicious breakfast, plus a barbecue lunch catered by Big D’s.
Mark your calendar now for the Fall Workshop, planned for Saturday, September 14, 2024, at New Testament Christian Church in Reeds Spring. And in the meantime, check out the FREE classes offered monthly from spring through fall: Classes are held at Library Center of the Ozarks the first Wednesday of the month; Taney County Extension Office in Forsyth on the third Tuesday of the month (classes are at the Presbyterian Church); and Kimberling Area Library on
the third Wednesday of the month with Ozarks-timely topics like “Perennials,” “Things that Bite & Sting in the Garden,” “Herbal Medicinals,” “Monarch Butterfly Life Cycle,” and many more! Visit www.mgozarks. org for class details and to learn more about the Missouri Master Gardener program, a project of the University of Missouri Extension, and about Master Gardeners of the Ozarks, a project of the Extension and the Stone and Taney County Commissions.
Reader’s Corner: Learn how book clubs can help with healthy aging
BY CYNTHIA J. THOMAS, Staff Writer
Can a lifelong reading habit help facilitate healthy aging?
Much research supports the importance of reading for a healthy brain, and many experts note that successful agers keep their minds active by choosing engaging activities, including reading. And when done in the community of others, the benefits are even greater, including social connection
and stimulating discussion on diverse topics.
Mark your calendar now for Wednesday, April 10, when the Learning on Wednesday topic at Kimberling Area Library is “Floating (Developing) A Book
Club for Healthy Aging.”
Join Shelba Woday and Jan Rosenburg of the Literary Ladies Book Club to learn about starting a book club, securing members, selecting books, rating books, and participating or networking with other
local book clubs for mutual learning and enjoyment.
This informative presentation begins at 10:15 in the Kimberling Area Library Community Room, 45 Kimberling Blvd., in Kimberling City. Coffee and light
snacks are provided; prior registration is not required; and attendance is free for this fun and informal event. Stay up to date on other fun and educational activities at Kimberling Area Library by visiting www.kalib.org.
Church of the Harvest invites locals and tourists to services and special events
BY K.D. MICHAELS, Staff Writer
The Church of the Harvest in Branson invites everyone to their Sunday morning worship services.
The nondenominational services at Church of the Harvest are led by Dr. Paul Collins and include a combination of traditional hymns and praise music, Holy Communion that is open to all, Scripture readings, a powerful sermon and prayer.
“I am in my 70th of year of ministry. I will be 89 in June,” explained Dr. Paul Col-
lins. “I graduated from Central Methodist University (Bachelor of Arts Degree), St. Paul School of Theology (Master of Divinity Degree), and Defenders Seminary (Doctorate of Theology Degree). I have been a pastor, evangelist, Christian editor, Christian broadcaster and a teacher.”
Collins is also a published author, having written “Embraced by the Spirit,” which was published in 2005 by Lifebridge Books. Additionally, he was elected to two school boards and served as
the president of the Northwest Region of the Missouir School Boards Association.
A Missouri native, Collins was born and raised near Moberly. He and his wife, Nancy, reside in Springfield, which has been his home for nearly 47 years. Collins began serving as pastor of the Church of the Harvest in June of 2023.
“The church building is a very beautiful edifice, with a distinctive architecture,” Collins noted. “It is a very welcoming structure. Our parking lot is surfaced
and surrounded by a beautiful, black, wrought iron fence. The church location is marked by a massive stone-appearing sign.”
Collins continued, “Music for worship at Church of the Harvest is led by Ms. Kim Braden at the electronic piano and Mr. Larry Pierce directing the congregational singing. Mr. Dane Braden and Ms. Lana Braden read the Gospel and the Epistles as our Scripture lessons.”
Church of the Harvest has a busy calendar for the
month of April. On Saturday, April 13, the church will host a Financial Freedom Seminar, featuring a presentation on Debt Elimination and a presentation on Asset Protection. The seminar is free and open to the public. The event is slated to begin at 10 a.m. and run until 12 noon.
“On Friday night, April 26, from 7 to 9 pm, we will have a special SONGFEST by the Branson Gospel Singers and Songwriters Association,” Collins noted. “The program will be livestreamed and is
free and open to the public.” Church of the Harvest is located at 501 West College in Branson. Worship service is held Sundays at 10:30 a.m., with Sunday school for adults only beginning at 9:30 am. For more information on Church of the Harvest, visit their website, www.bransonchurchoftheharvest.com.
Said Dr. Paul Collins, “We refer to Church of the Harvest as ‘The Gateway to Change’ and ‘Where Experience Counts.’ And, we live to ‘Serve where needed.’”
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The raffle is a popular feature of the workshop.(Photo by Cynthia J. Thomas)
Area quilters participate in AQS show in Branson
BY CYNTHIA J. THOMAS, Staff
Writer
A fascinating array of quilts filled the exhibition hall at the Branson Convention Center downtown from March 13–16, as the American Quilter’s Society returned to Branson for one of their nationally-recognized Quilt Week events for 2024.
Quilters from across the U.S. gather at the shows to display their work; browse vendors of fabrics, equipment and supplies; and hear educational presentations about the historic craft.
Six members of Discovery Quilters of Shell Knob were among those bringing quilts to show. Clara Cartwright and Carolyn Coonrod led other group members, including Michelle Chauncey, Bettylynne Gregg, Gana Honn and Mary Ryder, in learning
techniques to create Show Me Sampler quilts, featuring Missouri-themed blocks in tribute to our state. Designs included traditional Missouri patterns plus some original ones by Cartwright, and the backing was a collage map of southwest Missouri where the group members live.
Discovery Quilters meet the fourth Monday of each month at Central Christian United Methodist Church on Hwy. YY in Shell Knob; meetings are 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. with sewing in the mornings, lunch on site, and concluding with a business meeting.
Several other opportunities are available for southwest Missouri quilters to enjoy fellowship and crafting their unique creations, including some groups whose purpose is to serve veterans, first responders and others, by co-
ordinating with local veterans and Wellness for Warriors.
Check out these groups:
• Ozark Country Quilters
– Meet first Tuesday and third Thursday monthly at Show Me Plaza, Cassville.
• Calico Cut-Ups – Meet in Forsyth; contact Kris Pedicord, 417-332-5249.
Table Rock Quilt Guild
– Meet third Monday of the month at Kimberling Area Library on Kimberling Blvd. in Kimberling City; meetings begin at 9:30 followed by an afternoon workshop or sew-in.
Kimberling Area Senior Center Quilting Group –Meets at the Senior Center on Kimberling Blvd., Tuesdays and Thursdays from 9 a.m. to 12 noon; call 417739-5242 for information.
Quilts of Valor of the
Ozarks – Meet first Monday of each month at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, 30 James River Rd. in Kimberling City; meetings are 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. with morning sewin, sack lunch, and 1 p.m. meeting; contact 319931-2216.
• Table Rock Quilts of Honor – Meet first Monday of each month at New Testament Christian Church, Hwy. 76 and 413 in Reeds Spring; meetings are 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. Several of the local groups have an active presence on Facebook for more information about their activities and events. Learn more about American Quilter’s Society at www.americanquilter.com and plan to attend one of their educational and inspirational shows. (Photo courtesy Discovery Quilters)
Area Girl Scouts make a difference in a unique way
BY K.D. MICHAELS, Staff Writer
An area Girl Scout Troop recently received one of Scouting’s highest honors by helping out others in need.
The Scouts from Troop 71315 gathered supplies, built, and donated a set of therapy stairs to a local physical therapy office that treats a wide variety of injuries and conditions. The completion of the special service project allowed the Scouts to earn their Silver Award, the second highest award in Girl Scouts.
sists of five girls, who are in the sixth, seventh and eighth grades. Four of the five received their Silver Awards as a result of this unique project. Troop leader is Stacey Joiner and co-leader is Brandi Brittan.
“Earning the award puts you among an exceptional group of girls who have used their knowledge and leadership skills to make a difference in the world,” said a representative of the Girl Scout Troop.
The Girl Scout troop con-
Kirbyville leader puts action behind words
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It doesn’t take long for Kirbyville Associate Superintendent Leanne West to recall a list of items and various bills she’s helped fund for students and families in her district, but to West it’s not about the electric bills she’s paid or the new shoes she’s been able to provide, it’s about the relationships she has built.
“Care For Kids dollars allows me to have action behind my words,” explained West. “You can tell someone you care but they don’t know how much you care until you show them.”
West, who for years has served as the district’s Care For Kids grant coordina-
Through Silver Dollar City Foundation’s Care For Kids grant during the 20222023 school year, West was able to meet 146 medical, vision and dental needs; assist six families with rent, utilities or transportation needs; provide clothing or shoes to 38 children; provide financial assistance for school activities for six students; provide school supplies to 50 students; and made food available to take home on the weekends for 223 children.
tor, said the funds help her quickly meet the physical needs of students and their families. Sometimes it is as simple as recognizing a student has outgrown their only pair of shoes and using Care For Kids funds to purchase a new pair quickly. Other times, though, West is able to give a hand up to a family facing many obstacles.
She tells about a grandmother raising her grandchildren. As many children in elementary do from time to time, the grandchildren got lice. To prevent the further spread, the students
The therapy stairs built by the scouts were donated to Countryside Physical Therapy in Branson where they will be used to help patients gain back their strength and mobility.
couldn’t be in school until the issue was resolved. Instead of simply telling the grandmother the children couldn’t be in school until they were free of lice, and knowing that lice treatment is an expense the family really couldn’t afford, West was able to use Care For Kids funds and purchase the treatment for the family. That simple act lifted the financial burden from
Charlotte Howard, 5, attends Kirbyville School District’s preschool. (Photo submitted) SEE FOUNDATION, PAGE 6C
Girl Scouts and the therapy stairs they built and donated (Photo submitted)
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Grape Salad
BY JANET STEINKAMP, Editor
Quick and easy to make and so delicious!
Mix together well:
• 8 oz. cream cheese (softened)
• 1 cup sour cream 1/2 cup sugar
• Add 4 lbs. whole grapes (green, red, or combination) Sprinkle desired amount of pecans and brown sugar on top of salad (if desired). Chill. Serve.
Eggs Benedict
BY CHEF JEFF WOODWARD, The Rogue Chef
Servings: 3 Time: 25 minutes
INGREDIENTS:
• 3 English Muffins, whole
6 Slices Canadian Bacon
• 2 ½ Sticks Butter
5 Egg Yolks
• 6 Eggs
1 T Lime Juice
• 1T Moscato Wine
• 1 tsp New Mexico Red Chile Powder, to taste
• 2 T White Vinegar Paprika, to garnish
• Chopped chives, to garnish
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Bring a pot of water and vinegar to a simmer.
2. Toast English Muffins.
3. Brush butter on toasted muffin.
4. Grill Canadian Bacon
Rice Krispie Nests
BY
JANET STEINKAMP, Editor
This is an easy and fun recipe for the family to make and enjoy!
INGREDIENTS: FOR GREEN GRASS:
• 1/4 teaspoon water
• 2 to 4 drops green food coloring
• 1/2 cup flaked coconut. If not tinting coconut green, edible grass is available at Target and Amazon.
FOR RICE KRISPIE
TREATS:
3 tablespoons butter or margarine 1 package (10 oz., about 40) large marshmallows, OR 5-1/2 cups miniature marshmallows
6 cups Kellogg’s® Rice Krispies® cereal Jelly beans
• Chocolate eggs
DIRECTIONS:
1. If tinting coconut to make green grass: In
small bowl, stir together water and green food coloring. Add coconut. Stir until coconut is tinted. Spread on baking sheet to dry.
2. In large saucepan, melt butter over low heat. Add marshmallows and stir until completely melted. Remove from heat.
3. Add Rice Krispies® cereal. Stir until well coated.
4. Divide warm mixture into 16 portions. Spray a muffin tin with cooking spray, and shape each portion into a nest in the tin. It is helpful to spray a spoon and use it to make indentations.
Cool. Remove from tin.
5. Fill cooled nests with coconut, marshmallows, jelly beans or chocolate eggs. Best if served the same day.
slices on a grill pan or skillet until brown on both sides.
5. Crack eggs one by one into a fine mesh strainer to drain off extra water. Set aside in a bowl.
6. Stir the simmering water in a large, circular motion.
7. Add 3 eggs, one at a time, The swirling will keep the egg whites tight as it cooks, keeping it together. Cook for about 2 1/2 to 3 minutes. Drain on a paper towel and repeat with the remaining eggs.
8. Melt 2 sticks of butter for the Hollandaise Sauce.
9. Separate 5 eggs and place the yolks into a blender along with lime juice, wine, salt, and
red pepper. Turn the blender on low to allow the yolks to combine, then begin pouring the hot butter in a thin stream into the blender slowly to emulsify.
10. Place the English muffins on the plate buttered side up. Put a slice of Canadian bacon on each half. Place an egg on top of the bacon and then top with a generous helping of Hollandaise sauce. Garnish with a sprinkle of the New Mexico Red Chile powder. GO ROGUE by using lobster or shrimp instead of the Canadian Bacon.
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MICROWAVE DIRECTIONS:
Follow step 1 above. In microwave-safe bowl heat butter and marshmallows on HIGH for 3 minutes, stirring after 2 minutes. Stir until smooth. Follow steps 3 thru 5 above. Microwave cooking times may vary.
• Note: For best results, use fresh marshmallows.
• 1 jar (7 oz.) marshmallow crème can be substituted for marshmallows.
• Diet, reduced calorie or
tub margarine is not recommended. Store no more than two days at room temperature in airtight container. To freeze unfilled cups, place in single layer on wax paper in airtight container. Freeze for up to 6 weeks. Let stand at room temperature for 15 minutes before filling.
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Out of the mouths of babes...
COLLECTED BY TIFFANY
GRAVETT
Quotes from Kate and Matthew in “Funny Things Kids Say: Hilarious True Quotes” by Alex Scribe ***
Mommy: “That hairband looks really nice, Kate! The way it pulls back your hair makes you look a little older, too.”
Kate (5): “Thanks, Mom! You look old, too!”
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“Everybody thinks that I’m cute, but I’m not; I’m handsome.” –Matthew, age 4 ***
Kate (5): “We don’t need baby Jesus anymore cause Christmas is over.”
Mommy: “We always need Jesus!”
Kate: “Well, yes; we will keep Jesus then, but Mary and Joseph can go.” ***
Mommy: “Dipping your meat in the ketchup is tasty, isn’t it?!”
Matthew (2) (holding up a finger dipped in ketchup): “This finger tasty, too!” ***
One of Kate’s worship songs…
“God is great! He drags me across the floor and shows me where to go. I don’t pull God, He pulls me!” –Kate, age 5 ***
Kate, age 4 ***
Mommy: “Do you want an oatmeal cookie?”
Matthew (3): “I don’t want oatmeal. Just cookie.”
***
During sword play while fighting off bad guys…
Kate (5): “Mom! Look, I’m deleting them all!” ***
While swinging crazily on the swing…
Matthew (4): “Look, God is protecting me!” ***
“Look over there!! There are thousands of mushrooms!! Oh, wait… maybe more like five or six.” –
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the grandmother, helped get the children back into school and gave West the chance to show the grandmother how much the district truly cares.
“It became a true trusting partnership,” West said about her and the grandmother.
In addition to Care For Kids funds, Silver Dollar City Foundation has
Kate (6): “Matthew, who are you going to be in love with… Laura, Beth, Nicole…?” (listing a few girls from class)
Matthew (4): “I’m in love with Mommy.”
Kate: “You can’t marry Mommy!”
Matthew: “But she is the one I’m in love with.”
provided a Hope Grant to Kirbyville for the past two years. The district uses the funds to help offset the cost of their preschool, reducing the cost to families to just $5 a day per child. Before the grant, parents often couldn’t afford to send their children on a daily basis and now the preschool stays full.
“We have kids entering kindergarten ready because they’ve had that benefit of being in preschool consistently,” West said. Through Care For Kids funds and the partnership with the 14 Stone and Taney county school districts, Silver Dollar City Foundation was able to provide funding to meet more than 4,000 needs of children and families last school year. Each school district also had the opportunity to apply for Hope Grant funds to be used to best meet each district’s individual needs. To learn more about Silver Dollar City Foundation, visit silverDollarCityFoundation.com.
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Mont Cleary was not well-liked. Folks said he had killed a man in the ‘40s after a poker game on the river by pushing him over a bluff.
Argis Blackfern was a good old boy that everyone in the pool hall liked and had fun with. Argis, who was known as Argie to everyone, was mentally slow, but happy. I think he was the one who ate a whole jar of mayonnaise after Rube Wallace bet him a dollar he couldn’t do it in less than a minute.
Argie’s old mother came to the pool hall once madder’n hell because Argie had come home in his socks! Mont Cleary had taken his boots in a bet of some sort. They were nearly wore-out boots, as I recall it, who would want ‘em? Mont did just because he could laugh about Argie walking around in socks with holes in them.
You might remember me writing about how Argie came into the pool hall once limping badly. Someone asked him why he was limping and Argie replied that he had gravel in his boot. When asked why he hadn’t re-
Outdoors with Larry Dablemont: The green groundhog
moved it, Argie replied that “he jest hadn’t had the time.”
Well as it came to be, that worthless Cleary had won five dollars from Argie in a bet and was laughing about it. The unbalanced young man never had much money and the whole thing angered Doc Dykes and Jerald Jeffries, two of the more intellectually-advanced members of the front bench regulars in dad’s pool hall.
Argie had come in one Saturday evening in the spring, telling a story about how he had seen a beaver run under his mom’s barn. Ol’ Mont bet him five dollars it wasn’t a beaver, so on a bright Sunday evening he and two or three of his ne’er-do-well buddies went out to Mrs. Blackfern’s barn with Argie. They found a pair of groundhogs feeding out around the jonquils and emerging clover. Mont yukked it up about how he had won five dollars from Argie and it angered Doc and Jerald enough that they cooked up a plan.
The following Saturday, Jerald gave Argie a hundred dollar bill and told him to wait ‘til Mont got there and swear that he had seen a bright green groundhog emerge from under his mom’s barn on St. Patrick’s Day.
Things pretty much went according to plan after that.
Doc Dykes hoorahed the story of the green beaver. Mont joined him of course, as Doc bet Argie100 dollars that there was no such thing there at the barn. As he had been instructed to
do, the befuddled Argie said little and took out that hundred-dollar bill, and Doc produced his. Jerald was to hold the money.
Mont was suckered badly that day, begging to add his 100 dollars to the bet as all the front bench regulars whooped it up and slapped their knees and laughed derisively. Now Jerald held three 100-dollar bills and Doc and Mont decided that when they took Argie’s 100, they would split it 50-50. But if Argie could in fact produce a green woodchuck sighting, he got the whole 300.
The trap was set. I don’t think it could have gone any better. Argie just kept his mouth shut and Doc and Jerald said that if, before church the next morning there was no green groundhog to be seen, Argie lost the bet and Mont and Doc would be 50 dollars richer.
Doc of course, was the brains of the deception and he couldn’t have prayed for it to go better. On Friday, Jim Splechter and Ol’ Bill Stalder went out and livetrapped a groundhog under the widow Blackfern’s barn. They spent a considerable time there, having coffee and a slice or two of her oven-baked sweet-tater pie and flirting with the old widow. That gave a young groundhog time to emerge from beneath the barn to go in the trap to get the carrot it was baited with. And he was caught!
On Saturday, the week af ter St. Patrick’s Day, Ol’ Bill handed over the live-trap
cage and after a good spraying with bright green paint, they had the green whistle-pig that would cost Mont Cleary a hundred dollars.
Sometimes though, perfect plans go awry and when Doc and Jerald and Mont and Argie and a half-dozen of the pool hall’s front bench regulars went out on Sunday morning to witness a green groundhog…he had escaped from the pen inside the barn. Doc and Jerald had forgotten that there are two things woodchucks can do…dig and chew!
How much of a barn floor can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck wants to chuck wood under his pen?
He was gone! Mont was ecstatic as they walked out of the barn with Argie’s head held low and Jerald fishing in his pocket for the 300 dollars, of which he only had two.
And then came the miracle still talked about today. It was Ol’ Jess Wolf who saw it and exclaimed, “Looky, Yonder!” And there, well below the barn in the creek bottom, feeding amongst a patch of clover 400 yards away was a bright green groundhog.
There almost was a fight, as Mont figured things out, but there were too many
there for Mont to whip, so he just resolved that he had been tricked and cheated, flamboozled and deceived!
Doc got his 100 dollars back and Argie got Mont’s 100 dollars, probably the most money he ever had at one time. The groundhog eventually got the green paint to wear off, I guess. One of the front bench regulars said that they saw him before it did, on the other side of the crick downstream
a ways in Morley Ryker’s field. Morley’s son hunted groundhogs in the summer and the family ate them. They all chuckled when they thought of Morley’s son shootin’ and bringin’ home a somewhat-green groundhog. But I’ll bet a hundred dollar bill that none of that family would eat a green groundhog! It’d be sort of like shooting a sacred white buffalo!
EASTER AT BIG CEDAR
Hop on over to Big Cedar Lodge for Easter! Spring has sprung in the Ozarks and the Dogwoods are blooming. We have some eggstravagant events and activities happening. From egg hunts to bunny hop-ins, there’s something for everyone!
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The groundhog (Photo submitted)
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On this date in history...
1933 President Franklin D. Roosevelt signs the Cullen-Harrison Act, legalizing the sale of beer and wine with up to 3.2% alcohol
1935 Blood tests authorized as evidence in court cases in New York
• 1941 James Stewart is inducted into the Army, becoming the first major American movie star to wear a military uniform in World War II
• 1944 American movie star James Stewart flies his 12th combat mission, leading the 2nd Bomb Wing in an attack on Berlin
• 1946 First U.S. rocket to leave the Earth’s atmosphere (50 miles up)
• 1957 “All Shook Up” single released by Elvis Presley
Family Crossword
Solution: onlinecrosswords. net/6427 Across
1. Lowdown
5. Word form for “skin”
9. Unruffled
14. “October Sky” actress
15. Part of QED
16. Pipsqueak
17. Small band
18. Where reception is iffy
20. Disinclination
22. School in Troy, NY
23. __-X
24. Red hue
26. Canadian prov.
30. Turned red, maybe
32. Jazz singer James
34. Deli selection
imposes $60 billion worth of tariffs on Chinese imports
35. Game-show announcer Johnny
68. “Our Gang” dog
28. French public school
• 1977 Indira Gandhi resigns as Prime Minister of India
• 1981 U.S. First Class postage raised to 18 cents from 15 cents
• 1988 Congress overrides President Reagan’s veto of sweeping civil rights bill 2018 President Donald Trump
• 1965 U.S. confirms its troops used chemical warfare against the Vietcong 1972 U.S. Congress approves the Equal Rights Amendment (still not ratified)
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• 2020 India puts 1 billion people under a daytime curfew to curb COVID-19 2023 Microsoft founder Bill Gates says development of artificial intelligence (AI) is the most important technological advance since the graphical user interface (GUI) in 1980
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• BARBIE DOLL DRUM SET
• RECORD PLAYER
• LIONEL TRAIN SET
• COLORING BOOK CRAYONS
• PRINCESS DRESS ROCKING HORSE
• ALPHABET BLOCKS
• BABY DOLL BUGGY
• PULLBACK RACER PENNY RACER
• MAGIC WAND HORSESHOES
37. Chinese dish
39. It’s an outrage
41. “Night Before Christmas” noise
42. Will Scarlet comrade
44. Parcels, with “out”
45. Summer hrs. in RI
46. “The Ballad of John and __”
47. Still-life subject
48. Govt. watchdog
50. “Seinfeld” character
52. New Deal agcy.
55. Lilliputian
57. Acts as
59. Yukon’s locale
63. Is in the red
64. Safe place
65. Turner et al.
66. Uncover
67. “__, I remember it well”
69. Part of SSS
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1. Luggage attachment
2. Gall
3. Close to
4. __ about
5. Stood up to
6. Blunder
7. Cascades peak
8. Peak: Abbr.
9. Part of a process
10. General Grant’s publisher
11. Anthem preposition
12. Eng. neighbor
13. Tax pro
19. Grimm youngster
21. Broadway background
25. Carrot alternative
27. Squander
29. Elk relatives
31. Jedi master
33. Not budging
35. Monteverdi opera
36. Embellishes
37. Quirk of fate
38. Hwys.
40. Performed expiation
43. Ranch hand
47. Electronic music pioneer
49. “Shucks!”
51. “Water Lilies” painter
53. Ones staring
54. Something of value
56. One, in Weimar
58. Helps oneself to
59. Govt. loan guaranteer
60. Stadium shout
61. Wall climber
62. Go quickly
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