The Townie & The Yuppie
The Townie & The Yuppie
Our story takes place in South Boston at the Q St. Pub. The scene: It’s a Friday night, the Townie is out celebrating a job promotion. In walks the Yuppie with a group of friends...
It feels GREAT to be out celebrating with friends!
Let’s have an awesome night!! First round’s on me!
Woooo Hoooo!!! SHOTS!!!!
I’m going to run to the bathroom... I’ll be right back!!
There’s a confrontation on the way to the bathroom and the Yuppie bumps into the Townie
Watch where you’re going!
Sorry bro, I didn’t mean to bump into you! It was an accident!
I’m back! I bumped into this guy, he thought he owned the place! Whatever! Next round’s on me!
Hey Bartender!! Another round of shots for my friends!! Make them strong!!
I just put five bucks in the jukebox! We have 30 credits!
Sings... “Don’t stop believing... Hold on to that feeling....”
Up at the bar... the Yuppie bumps into the Townie again causing him to spill his drink
Didn’t I tell you to watch your step once already?!
You yuppies are ALL the same!
Take it easy man! I’ll replace your beer. I’m sorry!
That will be $7.75 for the round!
Here Cheers!!
You’re lucky I’m in a good mood! I’ve been out partying all day!
I’ll get you one more... Then I have to go park my brothers car!
Guys... what’ll it be??
Goodnight Q st! See you next time!
The Townie walks down the stairs and proceeds to leave...
Nope! I’m not letting you drive home!! Get back in here!!!
Come on, it’s not worth it! Give me your keys!
No!
The Townie punches the Yuppie and a struggle ensues... The Townie is eventually pinned and his keys are taken away.
OUCH!!!! POW!
GIVE ME THE KEYS!!
GET OFF ME!
Okay, Okay... I will!
Come back in here I’ll call you an Uber!
Why are you being so nice to me?
Even if you lived here for 3 years or 30, you have to do the right thing!
In the end, the Townie and the Yuppie became friends. The moral of the story is a kindness is never wasted.
No worries man! I’m glad things worked out for the I’m sorry for judging best!! you! You’re a good dude! Thank you!
We’re coming here again!
Agreed!