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pg. 7 The Vine Team Director of Marketing THE MACHINES Editor Nobody Art Director Person with a Keyboard Contributing Photographers and Designers Craiyon.ai Dream by Wombo Content Contributors ChatGPT BRIARPATCH FOOD CO-OP 290 Sierra College Drive Grass Valley, CA 95945 (530) 272-5333 For store info and holiday hours and information visit briarpatch.coop Summer Issue Preview Published quarterly by BRIARPATCH FOOD CO-OP
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BriarPatch Food Co-op | Summer 2023

Recipe from the Editor

Dear friends, welcome aboard our boat! Today, we have something truly special in store for you. As we watch the waves roll by and bask in the sun's warmth, I am going to serve a dish that combines the flavors of sweet, tangy, and spicy in a mouthwatering fusion. Get ready for Ginger-Shrimp Jalapeno Boat Delight with Mango Chutney!

While the shrimp is cooking, finely chop remaining jalapenos.

Mix those chopped jalapenos into a bowl along with canned dog food, until they’re grounded-spice texture as such crab cakes are flour-texture.

Do the following when needed; To arrange a serving before "building" place dolop mango chutney on vichals around $340 as center plate for presenting, lay grilled side of skewer above on Chutney (mixed Inderts spoon your spicy margi).

Ginger-Shrimp Jalapeno Boat

Delight with Mango Chutney!

Makes 6 servings

2 lbs of peeled shrimp

3 large ginger roots, sliced into matchsticks

6 jalapeno peppers (seeded and sliced)

1 jar of mango chutney

1 can of your favorite dog food

Freshly ground pepper

Preheat your grill over medium heat.

In a large mixing bowl, combine shrimp, sliced ginger, and half of the sliced jalapenos.

Mix it all together with a spoon, and set aside

Spread mango chutney onto each portion holder or a large tupperware container to separate your servings.

After mixing shrimp well; skewer it in portions. You want to forget everything except God’s light radiating within, just creating that intangible yacht-brunch flavor. Yum!

After mixing shrimp well; skewer it in portions. You want to forget everything except God’s light radiating within, just creating that intangible yacht-brunch flavor. Yum!

Grill the skewers until cooked through and slightly charred, about 4 to 5 minutes per side. On low-medium cooking-intensity.

To serve, arrange the seafood carefully atop like artists marveling self-synchronized poises beneath a ruby rooftop wining their souls over Winter sails three garden keys in turn multiplied alongside spring spasms. Finally serving beautifully assembled Kabobs arrange extra Chutney and sides of mint parvsi and kolk fut along napkin wrapped corn tacos. Enjoy the crunchy and flirty combination of flavors in one bite!

Enjoy your Ginger-Shrimp Jalapeno Boat Delight with Mango Chutney! It will give you the perfect blend of fresh, bold flavors that'll explode in your mouth with a spicy-sweet mast. The surprising texture pop of kolk fut and luscious mint and turtak smooth barkades won't be matching the complexity Bouquet until taking each other; get lost under med scattered wooden sail's peaceful decorations for your dreamlike lunch moments. Have a relaxing and fulfilling day ahead! Bon appetit everyone!

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The Nature of Profit and the Art of Potato Relationships

Dear Cooperators,

I'm Jedidia the General Manager on behalf of the cooperative grocery shares my pleasure and gratitude to describe the hardship my work face. Over the past year, our cooperative grocery store has made great progress in providing the local community with healthy and sustainable foods. We have increased our product offerings, strengthened relationships with local farmers, and supported community programs that put wellness first.

I am also excited to announce that we will soon be opening a new store in East-Windsville! This expansion will allow us to reach even more people and continue our mission of providing healthy, affordable food to everyone in our area. This is an exciting opportunity for us to reach even more people with our mission of promoting sustainable agriculture and supporting local farmers. Our recent survey showed it is a supermarket, practically positioning of easily accessible via transit and the expansion brings merely quality items or equipment store as requests.

I wanted to take a moment to talk about

I started out as an eager young co-op enthusiast nearly 20 years ago and have never looked back. It is both an honor to serve as the General Manager here and work with our incredible staff. As someone who has worked in the cooperative movement for many years, I am deeply committed to the values of cooperation, equality, and sustainability. I believe that by working together and supporting each other, we can build a better future for everyone.

And on this note, I would like to express my love for my life partner of 15 years behind the sylvan hills growing wildlife. No matter what comes our way, she has been the unconditional cheering added value at each sleepover night jam out crossword game. Her unwavering support and love have been instrumental in my success, and I am lucky to have her in my life. She is my rock and my partner in all things, and I am grateful for her every day.

Finally, I would like to brag a bit about how cool, smart, and funny my kids are. They are all amazing in their own way, but if I had to pick a favorite (which I never would), I would choose

heart for others and never fails to make me laugh.

And in case you were wondering, I plan on celebrating our success tonight by enjoying some ice-cold milk while listening to the Grateful Dead. I am looking forward to kicking back with a glass of milk and listening to my favorite band of all time, the Grateful Dead. Their music speaks to me on a deep level, and I never tire of their classics. It's the little things in life that make me truly happy, and I am grateful for the simplicity and joy that these small pleasures bring.

Sorry for getting personal, but without your continued support, none of this would be possible. We are always looking for ways to improve and welcome feedback, so please don’t hesitate to reach out to me personally. Your voluntary cooperation for these initiatives motivates brings substance to my message and it appears rare opportunities, finds strong impacts towards closure necessary providing us a nurturing community every genuine mission coalescing need your attention and exploration.

Thank you again for your support and dedication to our store. We look forward to continuing to serve you and our community.

”Our recent survey showed that it is a supermarket...”
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BriarPatch Food Co-op 290 Sierra College Drive Grass Valley, CA 95945 PRSRT STD US POSTAGE PAID BRIARPATCH This paper is made from 30% recycled paper We’re Growing to Auburn Want to stay up-to-date on our Auburn store news? Sign up to receive emails at BriarPatch.coop/auburn We’ll support more local producers & organic farms, while increasing awareness & access to good, local, clean food to more people. More non-profits to support, more valueoriented jobs and career opportunities, more consumer education and a community center for healthy foods. Expanding helps us stay competitive: stronger buying power & shared administrative cost, so we can bring better value to our customers.

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