The Bad, Bad Bully’s Alphabet Book or Book: A Cautionary Tale The Bad Bad Bully’s Alphabet The Angry Bully Cornelius’s ABCs
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“I should have been a better boy. That’s easy now to see. How would it feel if what I did was done right back to me?” -Anonymous
A is for the APPLE ...
I AGREED to give ADELE.
B is for the BIG BALLOONS...
I tied to BOBBY’S BELT.
C is for the CRAYONS...
that I CRAMMED in CHASE’S mouth.
(C and H together make a different kind of sound!)
D is for the DUNGAREES...
that DON could not get DOWN.
E is for the EGGS...
that EDGAR didn’t EVER EAT.
F is FOR the FROG...
that FRIGHTENED FRIDA off her FEET.
G is for the GAME...
I played with GORDON in the sand.
H is for the HAIRCUT...
that I gave to HALEY-ANN.
I is for the ICE CREAM...
that made IVAN run all day.
J is for the JEEP...
that I told JACK to drive away.
K is for the KITTY...
that I gave this girl KOREEN.
L is for the LEAVES...
that LITTLE LILA LET me clean.
M is for the MESS I MADE...
in MR. MORTON’S class.
N is for the NURSE...
that helped NUNO with his cast.
O is for the OCTOPUS...
I put in OSCAR’S soup.
P is for the PORCUPINE...
I PUT where PAULIE POOPS.
Q is for the QUEEN bee...
that made QUINCY run real fast.
R is for the RUG...
where they found RUDY long at last.
S is for the SASQUATCH...
that I SOLD to SAL and SAMMY.
T is for the TEDDY bear...
I TOOK apart for TAMMY.
U is for UMBRELLA...
like the one that UMA had.
V is for the VASE...
that I gave VINCENT for his hat.
W is for the WATER...
WALLY WOULDN’T drink.
X is for the eXIT...
XAVIER’S fish made down the sink.
Y is for the YARN...
I borrowed from this boy YAIR.
Z is for the ZERO friends I made at school this year.
Epilogue
Now all the boys and all the girls are playing, having fun
And helping one another (like the bully should have done!)
He wanted to be funny, but now he feels like dirt.
‘Cause jokes are never funny when someone else gets hurt.
He made the boys and girls all cry and now he has no friends. So don’t be mean or you will see that’s how your story ends!