Autumn / Winter ‘19 Update
Boris News Game ™ It’s the turn of the PM to get the Fake News treatment. That’s right; he’s here, he’s queer, and he’s got a file of clangers and gaffes as thick as a butchers slab— and twice as graphic. So separating the true news from the fake news, or the unbelievably absurd buffoonery from... well, the fake news, will be tougher than delivering Brexit.
Item: 19126 Quantity: 12pc Prepacked in CDU
Dyer Dyer Pants On Fire ™ Everyone loves to impersonate cockney geezer Danny Dyer. At one time or another we’ve all said, ‘Nice one bruvva!’. And this game gives you the chance to show off your best ‘Danny Dyer’ whilst your teammates decide if the quote is real or if you’re just another Dyer Dyer Pants on Fire. Fackin’ ‘ell!
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Renowned intellectual Gemma Collins is as chic as she is cerebral. And nothing gives you a slice of that high-end glamour like GCSEs—the Essex-based IQ quiz to separate the Bobbys from the nobbys. *playing tip: this game goes best with a bottle of Peeeno Greeejio and a designer vagina. Gemma an d Arg go for a chee ky Nando’s They order . a whole ch icken with Arg eats a 4 sides. portion of Peri Peri Chips, Ga Bread and rlic Spicy Ric e. What pe rcentage of the sides has Arg ea ten?
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How well do you know Puff Daddy? No. Puff Diddy? Or is it... P Puffy??! The self proclaimed King of New York and certified Bad Boy for Life has lived a wild life. And whatever his name is now, this true or false game sets you the task of deciding what acts Diddy did and what acts Diddy didn’t.
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