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Another Drunk

People will wonder what sort of company I've been keeping, running all these drunk stories of late. After reading two drunk stories in recent issues, Quincy Hardtner sends me this one:

On a bitter cold winter day a grave-digger is plying his trade in the cemetery. He gets the grave full depth and is about ready to put his shovel down, when his foot slipped and he fell into the deep grave. Falling, he hurt his back so severely that he couldn't move, so he started

Move To New Loccrtion

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"Help! I'm freezing!" pleaded the man in the grave. The drunk picked up the shovel and began shoving dirt into the grave.

"No wonder you're cold," he said, "you ain't got no dirt on you."

Scrn Diego Lumbermen's Meeting

A lumbermen's dinner meeting, sponsored by the San Diego Hoo-Hoo Club, was held at the San Diego Hotel, Friday evening, March 28. M. P. Greenwood Adams, dean of Australian lecturers, was the speaker and he gave an interesting talk on "Australia's Wild Northwest."