MY FAVORITE STORIES

Age not guaranteed-Some I have told for 2O years-Some less That Was Different

The Freacher sized up the little boy on the corner who was calmly puffing away on a cigarette, and identified him es the highly touted and model son of the family with whom he had dined just a few nights before.

"Sor1" he asked, ttaretr't you William Stone?"

."Yes, Sir," replied the smoker.

"Didn't I have dinner at your homo the other night?"

t'Yes, Sir."

A S. MURPHY ELECTED DIRECTOR OF . REDWOOD ASSOCIATION

A. S. Murphy, executive vice-president of The Pacific Lumber Company, Seattle, was elected a director of the California Redwood Association, to succeed the late Peter C. McNevin, at a meeting of the directors of the association, held June 24.

"Red" lVood Says;

RedwoodShahes nake exoelLent fruit drying trays and Redwood traYs create satisfled custoners for the lunber dealers. Your order will be given pronpt dispatch.

"\il/hat would your splendid father say if he sartr you smoking a cigarette?"

"He wouldn't say anything. He kno,ws I smoke."

"Honectly?"

"Yes, Sir.tt

"But your mother-what would she say if she saw you witJl that cigarette in your nlouth?"

"Shh ! She'd raise sand. This is her private brand of cigarettes."

GEORGE BURNETT VISITS S. F.

George C. Burnett, Burnett Lumber Co., Tulare, ancl Mrs. Birnett, were recent visitors to San Francisco.

Charlie Bird In Northwest

Chas. G. Bird, of the Stockton Lumber Co., Stocktoa, will return July 2l from a vacation trip spent in the Northwest.

Simonds

Band Saws for Satisfactory Service

Better rervice, longer raw lifc and Snoo'ther ortting are arsrred reeultc fron the ure of SIMONDS BAND SAWS (Narrorr or Wide). The new wcar'rcciitingi cdgeholding SIMONDS STEEL rnaker it poriblc for tbe opcrator to ggt rnuch bcttcr rerultr. Spccify SIMONDS for better band raw rcrvicc.