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One For The Kids

Here's a story that Al Cudlipp sends along, that you can take home. You may not like it, but the kids will.

The lady opened her electric refrigerator, and was surprised to find a live rabbit asleep inside. She said:

"What are you doing here?"

Hoo-Hoo AJI-Out Annucrl Dinner

To Be Held Sept. 7

The Los Angeles Hoo-Hoo All-Out annual dinner in celebration of our marvelous victory and the return of peace will be held at the University Club, Los Angeles, on Friday evening, September 7, at 7:09 p.m.

There will be a fine speaker and entertainment. New officers will be elected and installed.

The rabbit replied:

"Isn't this a Westinghouse?"

The lady said: "Yes. Why?"

The rabbit settled back to sleep, and said: "Well, I'm Westing."

Convention Limit Now 150 ol our plcrnt lollowing the cqncellction of wcrr contrccts irs being <rccomplished swiftly cnd efficiently.

Travel restrictions were relaxed by the ODT August 16. Bans on regional and state fairs were removed entirely, while limitations on conventions were liberalized to allow gatherings of not more than 150 persons' Col. J. Monroe Johnson, head of the ODT, said further lightening of travel restrictions would be taken "step by step in relation to overall requirements."

We hope to be able to qnnounce our expcrnded line oI Eubcrnk wholescrle 'millwork in the necr luture.

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