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Conditions Improved Fcrst
A traveler in the Ozarks stopped for a drink at a wayside bar, and a one gallus mountaineer sitting there asked him some queitions including where he was from. the traveler replied that he was from Br Texas, the hillbilly got right interested.
"Mister," he said, "I'm from Btazotia myself. Born and raised there. Got a brother named Jim Jenkins. Know him?"
The traveler said he did.
"Well," said the one-gallus fellow, you get back there tell Jinrr you saw his brother Sid, tell him I'm ais mortgaged and I doin'mighty porely. Tell him my can't pay the interest, the cotton this fall, my chickens took up ease and died; and I don't kids to school this winter et up by weevils new kind of disbe able to send the sorne he'p. So you
Purest Hecrven
May I reach That purest heaven, be to other souls
The cup of strength in some great agony, Enkindle generous ardor, feed pure love, Beget the smilesthat hgrQ no cruelty, Be the good presfnc7/of. a good diffused, And, in diffusion,[g/er more intense. So shall I join the choir invisible Whose music is the \sladness of the world.
\George Eliot.
A WiIe
How uneasy is his life
tell Jirn if ever he is
The stranger was , now is the time." so much hard luck and invited the fellow to He accepted. Took without being invited. corn whiskey. Took a A big one. He wiped his on his sleeve, and said:
"So you know my
The traveler again
"Well, when you out in Texas, eh?" he did. The one-gallus man said: back and see him, tell him things are gettin' a whole .better with me; a mighty lot better.t' one-gallus man coming out of the gin-mill wiping his
The tr again said he was. So the hillbilly said:
'Look, When you get back to Texas and see Jim, tcll him is fine up here. Yes sir, tell him I'm a-doin' Tell him if he wer needs he'p, it don't make no diffrence how much, all he's got to do is cdl on me."
A Tough Question
And then, of course, therc was the littlc boy who said to his father: "Papa, I want to ask you a question. Suppose you and Ma had nevcr married each other, but each of you had married eomeone clsc. Antl suppose each of those couples had a boy. Now which of those boyr would I be, and rrho would the other one bc, urd what rclation would we be to each other, and if so-rhY?"
The Power of kcryer
"Grandsta," said littlc Olivc. !'Eve to bcd I pray to God to m& brothg, 'That's ftre, Olivei' stid Grandf,o
-ght beforc I g
Who is troubled with a wife, Be she ne'er so fair or comely, Be she de'er so young and toward,Be she ne'er so old and forward, Be she kind, with arms enfolding, Be she cross and always scolding, Be she blythe or melancholy, Have she wit, or have she folly, Be she -try, be she squandering, Be she staid, or be she wandering, Be she constant, be she fickle, Be she fire, or be she ickle, Be she pious or ungodly, Be she chaste, or what sounds oddly, Lastly, be she good or evil, Bi she saint or be she devil, Yet, uneasy is his life Who iS*tnarried to a wife.
-Charlcs Cotton.
Smith complainey'-tO. thc frequently embarras$d by remember the namLiof his was Hummock. One of iron out that difEculty dinary trick of the fit the the boarder fills your til thc thing idea and kcpt siying to AlI , ovcr trble ln dl confidence, office that he was always pcculiar name that he could an orrhyme to j6ltyme, and thur\bring the c fucsested in this casc that

'ood boy.' nocl 6lls your stomach."
: "Missug HummocL fillsyour stomach," unthc tonguc. Hc liked the way homc tlrat wcning hq over again: !'Xirsur Humhc rat dorn to tbc dinncr at thc lendledt, end reid:
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