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6. PHX AM 8. LIST PAGE 10. TOMMY BUGER AND COCAINE 12. STICKERS! 16. HOLLYWOOD CORNER 18. SOME DUDES SKATING 19. HOMELESS OLYMPIC TRIALS 23. PEOPLE WATCHING 24. THE CRIME SCENE 27. LIVE NUDE GIRLS
BUS CONTRIBUTERS: BENNY DEMARCO JR, JAMIE HICKLEN, BILL TOMLIN, IAN MCDONALD, SLOPPY JOE, DAYNE BRUMMET, MERCEDEZ WHAT, MIKE McCLURG, MIKE KELLY.
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MIKE McCLURG, BILL TOMLIN, JAMIE HICKLEN, BRUMS, IAN MCDONALD, KEITH OSHIRO,CAMERON STRAND SHIN ISHIKAWA, KIMATHI SMITH, BEN CROGAN CONTACT BUS:
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TOP 5 WHY I FINGERBOARD 1) WAY EASIER WHEN YOURE STONED 2) HAND EYE CORDINATION PRACTICE
TOP 5 WHY YOU SHOULD USE HIP HOP IN YOUR SKATE PART 1) PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE HOOD
3) 360 FLIP IS ALWAYS THE EASIEST TRICK
2) PEOPLE LIKE THE WU-TANG BUT HATE YOUR SKATING. THIS EVENS THE PLAYING FIELD
4) DOESN’T HURT WHEN YOU FALL
3) BECAUSE I RIDE FOR DGK
5) BECAUSE IM 12 YEARS OLD
4) BECAUSE IM A HIPSTER AND ITS IRONIC
TOP 5 NICKNAMES FOR YOUR BONG
5) BECAUSE IM LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO ACCORDING TO MY CONTRACT
1) MR. DANKSWORTH
TOP 5 WHY I HAVE PLUGS
2) KEIFER BONGURLAND
1) INFATUATION WITH AFICAN TRIBAL CULTURE
3) VERONICA CORNINGSTONED
2) BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME IT WAS COOL
4) THE REASON I DONT HAVE A JOB
3) REQUIRED FOR ADMISSION INTO SKRILLEX FAN CLUB
5) THE UNEMPLOYER
4) ASSISTANT MANAGER AT HOT TOPIC 5) BLACKED OUT AND WOKE UP WITH THEM IN
TOP 4 WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT SWITZERLAND
TOP 5 WHY YOU RIDE A LONGBOARD
1) THEY HAVE WEED THERE
1) CAUSE ITS A “GREEN” VEHICLE
2) YOU CAN SNOWBOARD AND SMOKE WEED IN THE SAME DAY
2) TRICK BOARDS ARE FOR KIDS
3) TO RIDE A LARGE DOG LIKE A HORSE 4) TO TRACK DOWN, MEET, AND SMOKE WEED WITH THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN
TOP 5 CHICKS I WANNA SLAY 1) MILA KUNIS 2) YOUR COUSIN 3) YOUR SISTER 4) YOUR MOM 5) ANYTHING THAT WALKS
3) CAUSE MY FEET ARE SIZE 17 4) CAUSE I CAN CRUISE TO CLASS HELLA FAST BRO 5) BECAUSE TOMMY RIDES ONE AND TOMMY’S MOM BOUGHT HIM ONE.
TOP 5 ELECTRONIC MUSIC GENRES 1) PROGRESSIVE BRO-HOUSE
TOP 4 WAYS TO GET RICH 1) ROBBING LIQUOR STORES IN COMPTON AND THE SURROUNDING NEIGHBOHOODS
2) DEGRESSIVE UK GARAGE 2) SCRATCHERS, LOTS OF SCRATCHERS 3) LOVESTEP 3) BUY LOW, SELL HIGH. 4) GAY-TRANCE 5) DICKHOP
4) PRINT YOUR LOGO ON T-SHIRTS AND SELL TO IDIOT CUSTOMERS.
SILVER DOLLARS
I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
I DONT GET HIGH ANYMORE WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS IM SORRY WE MET
THE FRESH PRINCE OF AWARE
BUTTER MY BREAD
IT WAS NOT VERY NICE TO MEET YOU
MAGIKAL WITH A K
ACCORDING TO GOOGLE AND THE SEX OFFENDER DATABASE YOU ONCE VIOLATED A WOMAN ON THE USC CAMPUS. ARE YOU A PERV OR AN AGGRESSIVE PIMP? DON’T WORRY WE’RE JUDGING YOU. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. THAT AINT ME! THAT DUDE WAS A TEACHER I THINK. IVE NEVER EVEN ENROLLED IN COLLEGE. HAHA I’M KIDDING. ITS FUNNY CAUSE ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET YOU ARE EITHER THAT GUY OR A GAY DUDE SINGING ON YOUTUBE. GOOD THING WE KNOW THE REAL CESAR. HAHA FUNNY. I WAS ON SLAP THE OTHER DAY AND THEY SAID YOU ARE PART OF TEAM HANDSOME. TEAM HANDSOME. I’M UNAWARE OF THIS
I GUESS SOME DUDES ON SLAP CATEGORIZE DUDES ON STYLE AND LOOKS, I FIND IT KIND OF GAY BUT NONETHELESS YOUR NAME WAS FLOATING AROUND. I AGREE ON THE STYLE PART… WELL I FEEL HONORED. AS YOU SHOULD SIR. SO HOWS ROGER LIFE AND HOW DID YOU END UP LINKING UP WITH THOSE DUDES? ROGER IS GREAT. HE SAYS HELLO. I ACTUALLY THINK I WAS ABOUT TO GET ON BUENO WHEN THAT WAS AROUND. I WAS LIVING IN FLORIDA AND SENT STACY LOWERY A TAPE. HE REPLIED AND SAID HE LIKED IT BUT DIDN’T HAVE THE MEANS TO FLOW ME AT THAT TIME. THEN I MOVED TO LB AND MET STACEY AND TRIED THE BUENO THING AGAIN. LONG STORY SHORT, BUENO WAS GONE BUT I REMAINED GOOD FRIENDS WITH STACY. I WAS ON FLOW FOR STEREO, AND STACY OFFERED ME A SPOT ON ROGER. IT WAS A HARD DECISION ULTIMATELY BUT I ENDED UP ON ROGER AND THERE WERE NO BRIDGES BURNED. I STILL GOT LOVE FOR ALL THOSE GUYS. STACY’S SICK!! ONE OF THE BEST TALL MAN STYLES FO SHO. SO IS IT SAFE TO ASSUME THAT SIEBEN PICKS THE SHORTS GUYS AND STACY PICKS THE TALL DUDES? HAHA! SIEBEN HAS MENTIONED THAT BEFORE ACTUALLY. IM GONNA SAY YES… SO IS IT SAFE TO ASSUME THAT SIEBEN PICKS THE SHORT GUYS AND STACY PICKS THE TALL DUDES? SIEBEN HAS METIONED THAT BEFORE ACTUALLY SO IM GONNA SAY YES. MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD START A BBALL TEAM? ILL GIVE YOU THE LINE UP. SIEBEN IS POINT GUARD, LACOSTE IS SG, STACY IS CENTER, BROUSSARD IS SF AND ILL PLAY THE POWER FORWARD POSITION. WE GOT FLOW DUDES FOR OUR BENCH. SO NOW FOR THE NAME DROPPING. WHAT SKATERS INFLUENCE YOU / DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING? IM A SKATE NERD AND PROBABLY CAN TELL YOU
WHAT VIDEO ANY SONG HAS BEEN USED IN. SO MANY INFLUENCES. JLEE, JERRY HSU, BA, DANNY GARCIA, KENNY ANDERSON, KOSTON, STEVIE WILLIAMS, MJ, TIMTIM, MOLINAR,REIDER COOL, ANY NEW PROJECTS COMING UP? THE ROGER VIDEO. NO TRUE NAME TO THE VIDEO YET BUT IS SHOULD BE RAD. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT EVERYONE BRINGS TO THE TABLE.
ANY SHOUTOUTS? SPONSOR ROLL CALLS, BABY MOMMAS, LARGE RAP CREWS, NEW MIXTAPES? THAT SORTA THING? THANKS TO ROGER, ETNIES, BONES, DIAMOND, FILMBOT GRIP, UNITED BOARDSHOP. SHOUT OUT TO THE BLOOZE BOYS BACK IN FL, VERN, LAIRD, AKI AND AKIRA AT UNITED, MY GIRLFRIEND SHANNON KENNEDY FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE FOR ME. JAIME AT BUS & ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, I LOVE YOU ALL!
INTRODUCING A NEW PUBLICATION FROM THE GUYS THAT BROUGHT YOU BUS MAGAZINE
JAKE SMITH DOING A BACK SMITH?? COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. PHOTO: BRUMMET
SHHH, QUIET HONEY, I THINK THEY’RE ABOUT TO START THE PRESENTATION
EVER SINCE THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF ONE OF THE GREATEST RAPPERS OF ALL TIME, TUPAC SHAKUR, MANY THEORIES BEHIND WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN AND WHY HE WAS KILLED. I GUESS THE WHO, IS OBVIOUSLY 2PAC, WHAT IS HE WAS KILLED, LAS VEGAS IS THE WHERE AND WHEN WAS SEPTEMBER 7TH 1996 AFTER A BOXING MATCH. BUT IF YOU NOTICED I COULD NOT TELL YOU THE WHY. WHY IS THAT? MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT THE ILLUSTRIOUS SUGE KNIGHT, 2PACS MANAGER AND CEO OF DEATHROW RECORDS WAS BEHIND THE HIT. FOR HE HAD PLENTY TO GAIN. BY THE THE DEATH OF 2PAC. AS HIS ALBUMS ALL SKY ROCKETED IN SALES ONCE HE WAS DEAD. SOME OTHERS THINK HE FAKED HIS DEATH WITH COOPERATION FROM THE LAS VEGAS POLICE DEPT AND IS LIVING IN EXILE IN CUBA. HOWEVER, MANY FACTS ARE LEFT OUT OF THE STORY. ONE INVOLVING AMERICAS FAVORITE POTATO CHIP MANUFACTURER, FRITO LAY. THE FRITO LAY CORPORATION IS RESPONSIBLE FOR BRANDS LIKE FRITOS, LAYS POTATO CHIPS AND OTHER CHIPS I CANT THINK OF AT THIS TIME. THE STORY GOES THAT SUGE KNIGHT WAS ACTUALLY A FORMER FOOD ADDICT AND GLUTTON. HE WOULD EAT MASS QUANTITIES OF FOOD AND SINCE 2PAC HAD AN ENDORSEMENT DEAL WITH FRITO LAY. 2 PAC WAS BASICALLY GETTING 50100 BAGS OF LAYS SHIPPED TO HIS HOUSE EACH MONTH. I MEAN THAT IS ALOT FOR ONE YOUNG RAPPER TO HANDLE. SO HE STARTED GIVING THEM TO SUGE. SUGE WAS FAT AND LOVED POTATO CHIPS AND SHIT. THE PROBLEM IS, IS WHEN YOU HAVE THAT MUCH PRODUCT LAYING AROUND EVENTUALLY YOU ARE GOING TO START ENDULGING IN IT MORE THAN YOU WOULD LIKE. NEXT THING YOU KNOW SUGE GAINS 30 LBS AND IS STRAIGHT ADDICTED TO THE POTATO CHIPS. YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING? LIKE STRAIGHT ADDICTED YO! WHEN HE HEARD 2PAC WAS QUITTING THE ROW, HE WAS LIKE YO! FUCK THAT B! I NEED DEM CHIPS SON! BAP BAP BAP ON A MUTHA FUCKER SON! YO FUCK DAT! AND SO THE STORY GOES. OR SOME BELIEVE THAT THE FRITO LAY CORPORATION HAD 2PAC KILLED BECAUSE OF HIS LYRICS ON A TRACK TITLED HOW DO YOU WANT IT? (FEATURING K-C AND JOJO) THE LYRIC GOES AS FOLLOWS: “All I want is money, fuck potato chips I’m a simple man.” THIS LYRIC REALLY UPSET THE COMPANY. THEY SAW A 45% DROP IN POTATO CHIP SALES IN HIP HOP FANS AND INNER CITY YOUTH. IF THEY WANTED THEIR CHIP REVENUE BACK, THEY WERE GONNA NEED 2PAC ELIMINATED. AND SO THEY WENT THROUGH WITH IT. AND IMMEDIATELY THEY SAW THEIR SALES GO BACK UP. THEY ALSO USED THEIR LOBBYING PRESENCE TO PASS A NEW LAW, SB 338.2 THE ANTI POTATO CHIP DISCRIMINATORY ACT OF....... OK OK OK THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS THAT LAST PART I TOTALLY MADE UP ABOUT THE LAW PASSING AND SHIT. I DONT KNOW HOW TO CONCLUDE BUT GOSH DARNIT POTATO CHIPS SOUND GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW. AND 6-8 BEERS....
TRICK TIP: THE BIGGISH OLLIE WHEN DOING A BIGGISH OLLIE MAKE SURE TO POP HARD AND SAIL, AND LIKE KINDOF LIKE FLOAT ALL LIKE BWOSH AND SHIT. JUST LIKE APPROACH THE OBSTACLE, CLEAR YOUR MIND, STAY FOCUSED AND JUST BLAST THAT SHIT YOU KNOW. LIKE JUST LIKE POP IT ALL BUTTERY AND THAN LIKE JUST SAIL IT OUT AND STOMP IT HOMIE. ITS THAT EASY. JUST BLAST IT FOOL..... LIKE ALL LIKE BLLLOWWWP AND SHIT JUST BONK DAT SHIT KID.
IF YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE WITH 3-D GLASSES ON, YOU WILL STILL FEEL SORRY FOR THE FUTURE OF AMERICA
SCUMBAGS UNITE!
COLLEGES AND MUSIC FESTIVALS ACROSS THE COUNTRY ARE FACING GROWING NUMBERS OF A NEW YOUTH MOVEMENT. ONE PART HIPPIE, ONE PART RASTAFARIAN, AND ONE PART AWESOME! COULD YOU BE AN IMPOSTAFARIAN? BUS ZINE HAS CREATED A GUIDE TO DETERMINE JUST THAT. ACCORDING TO THIS CHART, IM A LOW LEVEL IMPOSTAFARIAN. AND IM OK WITH THAT. SO FUCK THIS CHART MAN. WHO ARE YOU TO SAY WHAT I AM?
SANDALS: DO YOU WEAR SANDALS 4 OUT OF 7 DAYS A WEEK? THIS IS TOTALLY FINE IF YOU ARE KELLY SLATER OR EVEN A RETIRED OLD MAN IN TAMPA FLORIDA. BUT EVEN THE DUDE AT PIZZA HUT IS GOING TO EXPECT YOU WEAR ACTUAL SHOES TO YOUR JOB INTERVIEW
ACAI BERRIES: YOUR LOVE FOR THIS SUPERFOOD, HIGH IN ANTIOXIDANTS, MAY DIFFERENTIATE YOUR SELF FROM GOOD OLE FASHION IMPOSTAFARIAN OR A BRAZILIAN IMPOSTAFARIAN. EITHER WAY THEY ARE FUCKIN YUMMY.
BOB MARLEY: IF LEGEND IS YOUR FAVORITE CD OF ALL TIME BUT YOU ARE NOT FROM JAMACIA THAN THIS MEANS 100% THAT YOU ARE AN IMPOSTAFARIAN. OR IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE IN A FRATERNITY IN THE STATE OF INDIANA. THE IMPOSTAFARIAN CAPITAL OF AMERICA.
SMOKING POT: JUST CAUSE YOU SMOKE WEED DOESN’T MAKE YOU IMPOSTA AUTOMATICALLY. BUT IF YOU SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WEED THERE IS A 1/5 CHANCE THAT YOU ARE AN IMPOSTAFARIAN.
HACKY SACK: DO YOU STILL THINK HACKY SACK IS COOL? IF YOU ANSWERED YES THAN YOU MAY BE IMPOSTA. HELL, EVEN IF YOU JUST OWN A HACKY SACK THERE IS A HIGH PROBABILITY THAT YOU ARE IMPOSTAFARIAN
NAG CHAMPA: DO YOUR CLOTHES AND HOUSE REAK OF INCESNSE. THIS IS ALMOST A SURE FIRE SIGN THAT YOU FOLLOW THE IMPOSTAFARIAN RELIGION. OR YOU PROBABLY WORK IN AN INDIAN TAKE OUT RESTAURANT.
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