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Time To Change In Spain? by SPENCER WILLIAMS

Spain’s next government could turn the clocks back to GMT

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The Wow factor is it is all about March... yes welcome to the wonderful month of March! There’s a host of events and special dates to enjoy, not to mention the finale of the Six Nations where Wales meet England on the 12th at Twickenham before the final matches on the 19th when England have to meet the mighty France on their own turf; exciting stuff for all the rugby fans and an amazing event to take part in the many British pubs hosting the competition across the Costa Blanca. The start of the month kicks off with St David’s day on 1st so for most reading my note will of missed the opportunity to celebrate with the Welsh, well in fact I don’t know exactly how the Welsh do celebrate, do you? Why don’t we know is the question! We all know that when we celebrate St Patrick’s day we go out and get hammered.... Or just enjoy ourselves with the odd pint of Guinness, dress up in green, dance to some Irish music and so on. We all know about the Irish “CRAIC”… well most of us do. So now I’m wondering myself, do I turn to Google and learn more about St David’s day or I could simply ask my friends Anne & Pam who are probably my best option as they are both wise women of the world and are also totally Welsh apart from living in Benidorm for the last 40 years! Anyway it’s about time I went to see them and what a great time to choose the 1st March. So before we move on with the rest of the month the theme of celebrations will continue with British Mother’s Day on the 6th allowing all of the husbands, sons and daughters and even the in-laws and grandchildren to make this a day to take mum out for lunch, buy her flowers and buy a small gift. It’s not the amount in cost it’s the thought that counts more than anyone can imagine. All of the hard work, caring and loving can be all wrapped up into a big ‘Thank You’ so now’s the time to do it and I’m sure you will make it a massive success. So what’s left? We’ve covered sport, St David’s and St Patrick’s (17th) all of this in one month surely that’s enough.. No? Easter falling early starting with Good Friday on 25th means a long weekend to enjoy with the family and also on this bank holiday weekend we see the clocks move forward on the 27th March to Daylight Saving time or ‘summer time’ as I prefer to say. I’m sure you all will notice a huge increase in the number of visitors as residents returning to enjoy their second homes for Easter and the pubs, restaurants and businesses in general will become much busier. Don’t forget to look at the new business outlets offering FX Gold Card you can visit www.fxgoldclub.com and if you haven’t yet registered for your free FX Gold Card then go along to the Buzz expat centre in the Benidorm indoor market or at the Calpe office and register for free. Look out in this issue for the Gold Card logo with the new appointed outlets and start saving money! If you own a business then now is the time to register as a Gold Club Member and attract cardholders to your business. Call us for further information on 965 020 250 or email info@buzz-media.es

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British Man Caught GMT For Spain Sending Cannabis Good or Bad? In Parcels

By Spencer WIlliams

Agents of the National Police have arrested a British citizen in Almoradi (Alicante) who was sending marijuana by post to Ireland. The detainee is a 20 year old who made regular shipments of large quantities of marijuana by postal parcel using numerous fake identities, he was caught out when

police intercepted one of the postal companies vehicles which was on its way to Ireland with 5kgs of cannabis inside. The police investigation led the agents to find out that in the last two months, the same sender had made seven similar shipments to the same address in Ireland, and during the investigations they

long working hour culture. However this is not the first time the idea has been proposed, in September 2013, a parliamentary committee proposed that Spain should return to GMT bringing it in line with the UK and Portugal and that prime time Spanish TV, which usually begins around 22.30, be brought forward so Spaniards would be able to go to bed earlier. However, many Spanish people do not agree. They say their timetable is determined by the sun and not the clock and with the long hot summers, they says it makes more sense to stop work in the middle of the day and to take a break when the sun is at its hottest and to eat later, and therefore more comfortably, and to be able to enjoy the hot summer evenings with friends rather than being in bed for the night.

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managed to intercept a second parcel heading to Ireland, which was dispatched from an alternative branch. Although the culprit had used false documents in ordering the transport so as to guarantee his anonymity and impunity, the detectives managed to identify and locate in the locality of Rojales, and the British youngster who had been living in the area for some years. Finally, on February 4 he was arrested in the locality of Almoradí. Once arrested, he gave testimony to the Police and has now been passed to the disposition of the Duty Instruction Court in Orihuela (Alicante). The operation was developed by agents from the Judicial Police Provincial Brigade from Alicante and Customs Vigilance of the Tax Office in Alicante.

Despite Spain being geographically in line with the UK and Portugal, this means it operates in the same time zone as countries as eastern as Poland and Hungary – places where the run rises and sets much earlier. Now Cuidadanos, a political party led by Albert Rivera, is campaigning for Spain to quite literally turn back the clocks and to change the Spanish time zone back to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT). According to Luis Garicano, Ciudadanos chief economic advisor “The biggest advantage of moving to GMT is that it would be a catalyst for change,” he told El Pais (a national Spanish newspaper) when Cuidadanos announced this proposal last November. Ciudadanos believes that changing the time zone would increase productivity and put an end to Spain’s

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BUSINESS OWNERS SPEAK OUT IN BENIDORM

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British business owners in Benidorm have spoken out once again in attempt to have their voices heard. On Thursday 25th February British Consul Sarah-Jane Morris and Vice Consul Sarah Munsterhjelm met with the some local business owners. The meeting was to discuss the ongoing problems and difficulties faced by the British tourists of Benidorm. Amongst the people representing the business owners were Karen Cowles, David Garcia Cooke and Vikki Caton. This meeting was the first of three planned due to take place on a three monthly basis and is held at the Hotel Sol Pelicanos situated in the heart of the popular British area of Benidorm. Manual Soler attended as the spokesman for the Police anti corruption union also with Jose Antonio Corachan, spokesman for Cuidudania 2014 and ex head of the local Police in Villa Joyosa. Manuel Soler told the British Consul that by-laws existed in other tourist hot spots of Spain that successfully implemented against common crimes and he explained why this type of action had not been undertaken in Benidorm. The consul replied by stating that “this would be raised with the Mayor” but she could not tell the authorities what they should do as this was not within her jurisdiction. Also asked by Mr Soler was “would the British Police would be seen on the streets of Benidorm?” This subject has been much talked about and publicised in the British National press as well as local newspapers. The answer was a categorical “no this was not possible and was not going to happen. It is the responsibility of Spain to police their streets”. Other issues discussed at the meeting were that the SATE office situated in the Old Town end of

Benidorm was in the wrong place and that a high number of crimes go un-reported due to the distance from the Rincon area highly populated with the hotels and British visitors. The common crimes being witnessed are pickpockets, stolen luggage from hotels and violent behaviour from doormen. It was said by Sarah-Jane “one cannot fix the problems overnight”. From the meeting it was said from the consul and vice consul that the meeting was informative and helpful in making sure that enough was being done for the British tourists. Moving onto meetings with some of the tour operators at the Ambassador Hotel and then to meet the Mayor Toni Perez and tourism councillor Sebastian Fernandez. Speaking with Simon Montague Director of Communications at the British Embassy on Monday 29th February, I asked him for a response from the British Consul Sarah-Jane Morris asking “What is being done about the issues raised from the meeting with the business owners and also what response had they had from the meeting that had taken place with the Mayor of Benidorm?” Simon replied “I am currently talking to my team at the Embassy to document and report on the response from last weeks meetings and will soon be in a position to reply”.

David Garcia Cooke and Karen Cowles this week qwill be forming a new association named BUST – Benidorm United for Safety of Tourism, this association will be made up of business owners from around Benidorm and the Rincon area especially. The aims will be for the protection of the British visitors. Striving to help create the pressure on the town hall and Mayor for the much needed and overdue help to clean up the town from crime and targeted offences against the tourists. Karen Cowles last year instigated a protest rally when she raised over 2000 signatures that was handed to Mayor Toni Perez Perez. The protest was to get the message across to the authorites and ask for the assistance to tackle the problems of crime against the British tourists. Talking to the Buzz today Karen told us “since the protest rally in November 2015, I have not received

any response from the Mayor or his office, after being told on the day that Benidorm was a safe place to visit and that there were no problems with crime”. Time and time again the business owners of Benidorm have taken it upon themselves to help protect the British tourists from the crimes that are seen almost on a daily basis in the areas around the many hotels which are home to thousands of Brits all year around. They make up the majority of the overall number of tourists that visit Benidorm and create a huge income for the town and the hundreds of British business owners. The British tourism in Benidorm amounts to 116€ per day, this revenue is being taken for granted in the eyes of the business owners who are trying to get the problems highlighted to the British Embassy and the Mayor Toni Perez Perez.


Exciting New Tv Series Wants To Hear From You!

By David Rogers

TV production company Twofour are looking for people to take part in a brand new documentary series featuring would be entrepreneurs as they build or renovate and open a hotel or guest house for the very first time. We want to follow fledgling hoteliers as they make their life changing journey from investing in the right location, tackling the ups and downs of refurbishment to finally opening their very own business to paying guests.

Please contact Kat – Kat.healy [at] twofour. co.uk / +44 1752 727643 for more information. Thank you and we look forward to hearing from you soon.

Twofour are the company behind such popular television shows as “The Jump” hosted by Davina McCall, “The Hotel Inspector” presented by Alex Polizzi, “The Housing Enforcers,” and “Our School.” The company was named “Indie of the Year” at the 2014 Broadcast Awards.

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If you’re a ‘would be’ hotel or guest house entrepreneur, at the start or halfway through

your renovation and due to open to paying guests by the summer of 2016, please get in touch, we’d love to know more!

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Six Arrested With Links To Violence In Salford

Dawn raids find culprits hiding in Marbella

Six people have been arrested in Spain after a series of violent incidents between organised crime groups in Salford.

The Spanish National Police with support from Greater Manchester Police and the National Crime Agency launched dawn raids and arrested four men and a woman in Marbella, in the Costa Del Sol, Spain. On Tuesday 16th February, three men from Salford, aged

28, 25 and 20 were arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit murder, possession of a firearm and membership of an organised crime group. The 20-yearold man was also wanted on a European Arrest Warrant by Greater Manchester Police for possession of class A drugs and counterfeit currency. A 41 year-old man from Trafford and a 31-year-old woman from

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a loaded pistol with the series number erased was discovered, along with several large knives, mobile phones, balaclavas, gloves, a knuckle-duster and a baseball bat’

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Dublin, Ireland were also arrested on suspicion of membership of an organised crime group on Tuesday 16th February. Two properties were raided as part of the operation, officers also recovered a loaded handgun and ammunition and four knives from the properties during the warrants. On Wednesday 3rd February a

23-year-old man from Salford was also arrested in Marbella on a European Arrest Warrant on suspicion of possession of class A drugs with intent to supply. Assistant Chief Constable Rebekah Sutcliffe from Greater Manchester Police said: “These arrests are a significant result for Greater Manchester Police in our fight against organised crime in Salford. This sends out a clear message to all those involved in organised crime, that we will never give up and we will find you, even if you have left the country. “We would like to thank the Spanish National Police and the National Crime Agency, once again they have shown their determination to relentlessly pursue criminals and fugitives who seek to use Spain as a base for their criminal activities. “Our commitment to tackling serious organised crime in Salford will continue and we will use all of the powers and information available to us and our partners to target this criminality round-the-clock and put a stop to it for good. Dave Allen, Head of the International Crime Bureau at the National Crime Agency said: “Law enforcement does its best work and has the most impact when it pools resources and works collaboratively. This is an excellent result, which shows the determination and professionalism of the Spanish National Police, the National Crime Agency and UK police forces, in targeting organised crime groups and fugitives who seek to use Spain as a base for their criminal activities.” Anyone with any information about the issues linked to organised crime in Salford should contact police on 0161 856 9775 or independent charity Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.


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Let It Snow, Let It Snow Winter Weather Sweeps Across Spain Last weekend Spain braced itself for some late winter weather with 70 provinces across Spain all on weather warnings with snow and even flood alerts in places. For most areas people had to only brace the cold gusty wind and rain but the weather alerts were on point with snow falling in regions all over Spain including Valencia, Alcoy, Gudalest, Murcia and as far south as Malaga and Marbella. Residents across Spain took to social media to share their fantastic pictures and videos of the snowfall. By David Rogers

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Surge In Expats Applying To Register To Vote As EU Referendum Date Is Set The announcement of the date for the Referendum on the UK’s membership of the European Union has triggered a surge in the numbers of British expats wanting to register to vote. Latest figures show thousands of British nationals who live overseas are now going to www.gov.uk/register-to-vote in order to be able

to have their say on 23 June. The average daily rate of online registrations by Britons abroad has quadrupled from an average of just over 600 per day before the announcement of the referendum date last weekend, to more than 2600 per day since then. The Electoral Commission has launched a global campaign to encourage an estimated five million Britons living overseas to check their eligibility to vote ahead of the referendum on EU membership. The Foreign Office is supporting the campaign overseas, including in Spain. The British Ambassador Simon Manley, visiting Malaga on Tuesday (23

February), said: “Whether you think the UK should remain in or leave the EU, the 23rd of June will be your chance to have your say. This is a once-in-a-generation opportunity for the British people to decide. “You might be asking yourself, why bother to vote? Although you may now live in Spain, most expats still have strong ties with the UK – financial, family, friends. You may also decide to return one day. So you very probably do have a stake in the outcome and how it may affect your life. I strongly encourage you to register to vote – just go online and follow the simple process.” If you have been on the UK electoral roll within the last 15 years, you are eligible to vote. Former residents of England, Scotland and Wales can quickly register at www.gov.uk/register-to-vote. If you last lived in Northern Ireland then you need to download an overseas voter application form from the Electoral Office for Northern Ireland, at www.eoni.org.uk.

10 Steps To Register Your Vote

1. A referendum on the UK’s membership of the European Union will be held on 23 June.

Ireland, at www.eoni.org.uk. You can choose to vote by proxy or in person, but not by post.

2. If you were on the electoral roll in the UK within the last 15 years, then you can register as an overseas voter and have your say. #yourvotematters.

6. Do register now, don’t wait until the last minute and miss the deadline. Thousands of expatriates are already doing signing up. If you wait, you may miss your chance to have your say.

4. Choose how you want to vote – by post, proxy, or even in person if you will be in Britain on polling day. If you choose to vote by post, ballot forms will be despatched about one month ahead, giving you time to receive, complete and return your vote. 5. If you were last registered to vote in Northern Ireland, download an overseas voter application form from the Electoral Office for Northern

7. Just as in the UK, you need to register annually. So if you registered as an overseas voter for last year’s General Election, you still need to renew ahead of the EU referendum. 8. Out of 283,000 Britons officially resident in Spain, just 11,000 were registered to vote in last year’s UK General Election. Many British expats could miss out on their say in the EU referendum, so tell your friends to register too.

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3. If you last lived in England, Scotland or Wales, go to www.gov.uk/registerto-vote and fill in your data. All you need is your National Insurance number, passport details and date of birth. (Even if you don’t have an NI number, you can still register).

9. Use Facebook and Twitter to pass the message on that #yourvotematters. 10. Go to www.gov.uk/register-to-vote - make sure you can have your say

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Get Ready For TWO Un-Missable Days At The Homes, Gardens & Lifestyle Show!

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After months of preparations the HOMES GARDENS & LIFESTYLE SHOW is opening for TWO DAY’S on Friday 11th & Saturday 12th MARCH full of inspiration, information, feature attractions, galleries and fun with many fabulous give-aways and prizes at the DENIA MARRIOTT HOTEL, La Sella Golf & Spa Resort, Jesus Pobre. Come along for yourself and enjoy some top entertainment, meet the Celebs, and all of our sponsors and exhibitors who are all ready to enjoy the biggest and best event that is the Homes Gardens & Lifestyle Show....The ONLY Show that is interactive with our visitors, good luck to all who have entered the Art Competition and sent some fantastic pet pictures into Pet Idol 2016!

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So now it is time to enjoy visiting the Show and browsing the Art Gallery, Pet Idol 2016, watching the Costa’s Cook Off! And cooking demonstrations, following the Tapa Trail with FREE Tapa’s, enjoying a Blu cocktail, the opportunity to win some cash in crack the safe, and even Win a Cruise, plus much, much more! Two truly great days of Showtime and over 80 exhibiting stands in the fabulous setting of the Denia Marriott, refreshments, beverages, snacks, paella and cream teas will all be available to purchase during the event, there is plenty of free parking, and the doors are open from 10.00 am to 5.00 pm. So come along and

enjoy GM Promotions HOMES GARDENS & LIFESTYLE SHOW! There really is only ONE place to be for a fantastic day out on Friday 11th & Saturday 12th March. Show Director Gina Marks of GM Promotions, the Show’s main sponsors BLU ..So Easy!, the feature sponsors, all of the exhibitors and our supporting media’s have been working together to create and stage the biggest and best event here in the North Costa Blanca and are now ready to open the doors and welcome our visitors.. We hope you have a fabulous time at the Show! And we look forward to meeting each and every one of you over the two days on Friday 11th & Saturday 12th March.


CHURROS CON CHOCOLATE

These days, people are going gaga over churros con chocolate, normally a breakfast fare but is savored any time of the day. Crunchy on the outside but meltingly soft inside, freshly baked churros is like heaven on earth, so to speak, when dipped in a thick, almost gooey, chocolate sauce. It may seem difficult to make, but in truth it’s not. With only a few basic ingredients and simple steps, you can actually replicate your favorite commercial churros at home. The chocolate dip, which plays a big role in the eating experience, is also easy to do.

Read more: http://lifestyle. i n q u i r e r. n e t / 1 8 6 2 9 0 / c h u r r o s - c o n chocolate#ixzz41WpkQBWT Follow us: @inquirerdotnet on Twitter | inquirerdotnet on Facebook Here’s the ultimate recipe to make your own churros at home, just like they were at the churrería stands. Of course, the difference here is price. Here you can make a whole batch for what is cost for a few. Once you make the churros, you can make the authentic chocolate dip to dunk them in.

Prepare to fry the churros by heating oil in a pan (1 to 1&1/2 inches) to 360 degrees F. To make churro dough, heat water, margarine and salt to rolling boil in 3-quart saucepan; stir in flour. Stir vigorously over low heat until mixture forms a ball, about 1 minute; remove from heat. Beat eggs all at once; continue beating until smooth and then add to saucepan while stirring mixture. Spoon mixture into cake decorators’ tube

the mix for dunking churros after every bite. Served warm.

Note: REAL churros in Spain are made without cinnamon mixed with the sugar, but the cinnamon adds an extra nice flavor. Chocolate for Churro Dunking 4oz dark chocolate, chopped 2 cups milk 1 tbsp cornstarch (also known as cornflour and is the powder that causes the thickening) 4 tbsp sugar

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Ingredients: (Makes one platefull) Vegetable or Olive Oil 1 cup water 1/2 cup margarine or butter 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 cup all-purpose flour 3 eggs 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon (optional)

with large star tip (like the kind use to decorate cakes). Squeeze 4-inch strips of dough into hot oil. Fry 3 or 4 strips at a time until golden brown, turning once, about 2 minutes on each side. Drain on paper towels. (Mix Sugar and the optional cinnamon); roll churros in sugar or dump the sugar on the pile of churros, like the pros. That churro taste will take you right back to your favorite summer days walking the paseos of Spain.

Place the chocolate and half the milk in a pan and heat, stirring, until the chocolate has melted. Dissolve the cornstarch in the remaining milk and whisk into the chocolate with the sugar. Cook on low heat, whisking constantly, until the chocolate is thickened, about five minutes. Add extra cornstarch if it doesn’t start to thicken after 5 minutes. Remove and whisk smooth. Pour and server in cups or bowls for dunking churros. Do not pour over churros, but use

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person, which is easily enough for two or more. Needless to say, you just can’t eat it all, as although it’s amazingly tasty, the portion sizes are fantastic. The other main choice is the medallions of pork; the tender meat pieces offered a rich flavour and were complimented by seasonal vegetables. Both of the meals can be described as ‘well presented, hearty food’ that offers extremely good value for money.

of nine cocktails, as well as an extensive range of modern wines. The list includes Pinot Grigio, Mateus Rose, Faustino as well as Sangria and Cava. If you want to complement the after dining experience, there is a choice of 12 delicious liquor coffees. For the starters there is a warm breadcrumb covered chicken salad that comes with a sweet chilli dip and a deep-fried Brie served with a raspberry coulis. The presentation of both dishes is amazing and the taste is as good. For the main course there is a Dutch fillet with a pepper sauce and homemade chunky chips, although the steak and grill menu is very tempting. This includes a full range of steaks and the option to add the starter and dessert for only 3€ each, which makes the option of a three course meal very reasonable indeed! The main menu meals include a very wide range of dishes that include traditional favourites such as Roast Beef with Yorkshire pudding, battered cod and much more. The chips are big, crispy and very chunky, served as a side dish with the size of the bowl that takes your breath away. This was the same as the bowl of mixed vegetables for one

The Four Seasons restaurant was formerly Michael’s Restaurant, a very popular, well-known eatery in Calle La Biga, in Old Town Benidorm. Easy to find The Four Seasons is located just off the Ruzafa by Hotel Mayna. There really is something for everyone with extensive menu choices, 3 Course Main Menu for 13.95€, a 3 Course Early Bird Menu for just 8.95€, a 4 Course Sunday lunch menu for 9.95€ and a Steak and Grill Menu starting at just 8.95€. Your host John is offering what he is best known for: a high quality, value for money dining experience. Why not go for the dinner and show package? You can enjoy a wonderful meal at the Four Seasons Restaurant followed by the amazing experience of the Rich Bitch Show located a few minutes away both for only 16€. Fully refurbished and with extensive menu choices, this is assured to be a must go venue. John has been in Benidorm for many years and has run various successful restaurants in his time. This is his biggest venture yet, and his experience will shine through.

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The newly refurbished Four Seasons restaurant in Benidorm has a clean crisp décor and a large room that would comfortably seat over 70 people. The restaurant offers a mass of natural light with tall windows all of the way around. The glass-topped tables are simple yet stylish with a small candle burning giving the place a lovely relaxed ambiance along with some gentle background music. The drinks menu is on the table when you arrive and it hosts a choice

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A Closer Look At Alicante

Alicante past present and future. Different civilizations have passed through these lands, leaving their mark which can be seen in all corners of this emblematic city. All of this adds to the appeal of this modern city with a primary focus on tourism, but also a special interest in industry and commerce. Alicante, situated on the coast of the Mediterranean Sea, offers not only a great variety of services but also a wide range of cultural activities, with its museums, its festivals and its nature areas, in particular the Island of Tabarca (Mediterranean Marine Reserve). Alicante’s well-known climate and beaches make this a perfect city for spending a few pleasantly relaxing days away from it all.

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This building contains some modernist features and was built between 1911 and 1912 under the management of Juan Vidal Ramos over Balmes Square, over which there was still a part of the 18th century wall.

trict is walking along the remains of the walls that surrounded the Castle, which now end in the Santa Cruz district. Visitors can also access the castle via a lift built within the rockface opposite El Postiguet beach.

Tabarca Island A visit to Tabarca island is an absolute must for visitors. Boats from the company Kontiki depart from the marina in Alicante several times a day during the summer months. In low seasons confirm timetables beforehand.

Santa Barbara Castle visit to the Santa Bárbara Castle is highly recommended. Located atop Mount Benacantil, at a height of 166 metres, it is one of the largest medieval fortresses in Spain, with unbeatable views over the Bay of Alicante and on clear days you can see all the way to Tabarca Island.

explains in five theme rooms the history of the city of Alicante and their inhabitants. To descend down from the Santa Bárbara Castle take the route through Parque de La Ereta, along the mountainside. Its location and views transform it into a place of relaxation as well as a great meeting

With its rectangular shape, the Market mimics the layout of a basilica, with a circular appendix on the South-west side covered by a semispherical dome called La Rotonda (the roundabout). The building is split into two floors, one of which is a semi-basement due to the irregular surrounding streets.

All kinds of high-quality products can be bought at the Market, especially local fish and seafood, vegetables and fruit, as well as other typical local products. That is why the city’s top restaurants source their food from the Mercado Central.

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Try one of the traditional fish stews on the terrace of one of the restaurants. Also, on the island, you will find nice little bays to swim in as well as a beach offering different facilities. If you decide to stay overnight on the island, there are also little hotels peppered along it.

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Great for kids and adults. The genuine accurate replica of the famous spanish ship from the XVIII century . It won countless battles and it was for decades, the biggest and most armed vessel around the World. Today you can visit in the Port of Alicante, enjoy its restaurant, museum and the wonderful views at the top deck, where you will see all the city, the port and the Castle.

The front of the building was designed by Enrique Sánchez Sedeño and is presided by an impressive staircase surrounded by two emerging figures with decorative features. On 25th May 1938, the Mercado Central was hit during the worst bombing suffered by the city of Alicante during the Spanish Civil War, which resulted in 300 civilian victims. The Italian air force was responsible for that tragedy.

The journey takes around one hour from Alicante. The route will give you the opportunity to enjoy the coastline.

Such is its importance that during the 20th century it was declared a Monument of Historic and Artistic Importance and a Site of Cultural Interest. Here we can also find one of the most characteristic images of the city, a rock formation resembling a man’s profile on the south western slope, known as the Moor’s Face, which is best viewed from Postiguet Beach. The Museum of the city in Santa Barbara´s Castle “MUSA”, housed in the Castle itself, was included to this cultural offer and it

place. It also has a spectacular restaurant and, on the way down to the old town quarter, you can visit the picturesque, quintessentially Spanish Santa Cruz district. Another attractive option between the castle and the Santa Cruz dis-


Five Handy Wet Weather Tips

Weather conditions pose the biggest risk to road users, partly due to the inexperience and lack of preparedness by drivers, and partly due to the changing dynamics of the road and driving environment. However, in preparation, here are our top tips for dealing with rain.

1. Slow down

It might seem like the most obvious thing to say, but all too often it is advice that is ignored. It is easy to be lulled into a false sense of security within our vehicles but speed and adverse weather is a deadly combination. When the road is wet, your vehicle´s tyres cannot grip the road as much as in normal, dry conditions. Cornering and braking are all affected by water on the road, reducing grip and increasing stopping distances considerably, therefore, slowing down allows more time to adapt and deal with the situation. Ease off the accelerator a little and you will see the difference immediately.

2. Avoid violent movements or sharp braking

3. Avoid driving on road markings

Road markings including lane lines, crossings and markers provide less grip that the road surface and can therefore increase braking distances. Riders on two wheels should be particularly aware of this problem.

4. Be seen

During rain or reduced visibility make sure that you have your lights on. Daytime Running Lights may not be sufficient, especially during reduced visibility where headlights must be used. The timely use of indicators, including brake lights, is crucial to give other road users advanced warnings of your intentions. Keeping your vehicle under control

and following all the advice for a smooth ride will also allow for an improvement in your visibility to other road users.

5. Avoid aquaplaning risks

adequate distance from the vehicle in front, it is often beneficial to follow vehicles through such areas as the displacement of water becomes easier.

Keep a sharp lookout for puddles With these five basic tips your and pools of water which may reduce journey through the rain should be a the grip of your tyres on the road much safer one, but remember that even more, potentially creating a liq- it is not only about how you drive uid barrier between the tyre and road your vehicle, but about the vehicle surface, commonly referred to as itself. Proper maintenance is cruaquaplaning. However, don´t carry cial, checking tyres and their presout any sudden movements to avoid sure, lights, windows, brakes and these puddles, simply slow down, other such features on a regular bahold the steering wheel firmly and try sis should also reduce the risk. If in to keep your vehicle on a straight and doubt, your local garage can keep a level maintaining an check |on these for you. 07.09.15course. 12:29:52 Whilst [Motif '433686(1-1)/Manukyan' - Dialog40cn710 Costa Nachrichten | The Post] of karenm (Color arch)

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Sudden braking, acceleration or harsh movements of the steering wheel may result in loss of vehicle

control. If the operations are carried out progressively, smoothly and slowly, it also gives other drivers more time to react. Remember that a smooth drive is a safer and more efficient ride under normal conditions and even more so when it rains.

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This Week in Automotive History

This week in 2005, at an auto expo in Geneva, Switzerland, Honda debuts the Civic Concept, a five-door hatchback. The Japan-based automaker launched the first Civic in the early 1970s and the compact, affordably priced car went on to become a best-seller in the U.S. auto market. Soichiro Honda founded the Honda Motor Company in 1948 in Hamamatsu, Japan, located near the village where he was born in 1906. The son of a blacksmith who also repaired bicycles, Honda grew up in humble circumstances and as a teen went to Tokyo to apprentice as an auto mechanic. He later ran his own auto shop and drove race cars before an injury sidelined him. During World War II, Honda built engines for the Japanese military. After the war, he and a partner formed the Honda Motor Company, which grew into a successful motorcycle manufacturer. In 1957, Honda launched its first car in Japan, the N360. (According to The New York Times, this decision “infuriated the bureaucrats of Japan’s powerful Ministry of International Trade and Industry, who ordered [Honda] to keep

making motorcycles because they had drawn up plans for Japan to have only a handful of automakers.”) Two years later, the company began to sell its motorcycles from a storefront in Los Angeles–its first American retail outlet. The Honda Civic went on sale in Japan in the summer of 1973. The following year, the company launched a Civic with a fuel-efficient CVCC (Controlled Cortex Combustion Chamber) engine. Starting with the 1975 model year, Civic/CVCC cars were available in the U.S. According to the Times: “The engine used a startling new design, one that burned a leaner mix of gasoline and passed emissions tests– the main barrier to the American market–without using a catalytic converter.” The Civic, along with the Honda Accord (launched in 1976), arrived at a time when Americans, who had experienced soaring gas prices as a result of the 1973 Arab oil embargo, were looking for an alternative to the large, gas-guzzlers rolling off the assembly lines in Detroit. The small, fuel-efficient Hondas soon had a foothold in the U.S. auto market.

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How To Negotiate Roundabouts

If you are unsure about the correct way to negotiate roundabouts, here are some simple rules to help you enter and exit roundabouts safely and in the right lane.

APPROACHING ROUNDABOUTS

It’s important to remember to give way to traffic already on the roundabout. If the roundabout is outside urban areas of towns or cities, keep right. If the roundabout is in a built-up area inside a town or city and the lanes are clearly marked, you should use the lane that best corresponds to the exit you need to take.

LEAVING ROUNDABOUTS

This causes the most confusion amongst drivers. Which lane to choose? Why do I get beeped at if I’m in the right lane? Drivers must exit roundabouts from the right hand lane, because the only way to leave the roundabout is by turning right. This doesn’t mean we always have to enter the roundabout from the right hand lane. It depends on the exit we need to take. However this simple rule, in practice, can be more complex. Let us see some examples.

1st EXIT RIGHT

Enter roundabout keeping to right hand side lane. Stay in lane until exit is reached. Indicate and exit roundabout.

CONTINUING STRAIGHT ON (e.g. 2nd EXIT STRAIGHT AHEAD)

Enter roundabout keeping to right hand side lane. Stay in lane until exit is reached. Indicate prior to exit and leave roundabout.

TURNING LEFT OR CHANGING DIRECTION (e.g. 3rd OR FINAL EXIT)

Enter roundabout keeping to left hand side lane. Stay in lane until you have pas sed the exit before your turn off, then

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change lane by indicating right and giving other road users sufficient time to anticipate your manoeuvre. Don’t forget that drivers circulating in the outside lanes have priority, so use your mirrors to ensure you are not blocking them as you change lanes.

We hope the information provided in this article is of interest. If you would like to contact Línea Directa Please call 902 123 161 More information on Línea Directa online at www.lineadirecta.com


House Prices Went up 6.6% in 2015

According to a recent report by the Property Statistics Registry, house prices in Spain went up 6.6% annually last year and the number of property operations increased 11.2%, reaching a healthy 354,538 transactions, which is the largest amount in one year since 2011. During the last quarter of the year (Oct to Dec), a total of 84,031 properties were purchased. This was 7.9% more than during the same period of 2014, the year before. And with regards to the previous quarter (July to Sept), the value of property in Spain rose 0.9%, clawing back a small amount of the value that has been lost since maxi-

mum figures seen in 2007. In relation to the third quarter, however, the number of property transac-

tions that took place in the final three months of the year actually fell by 9.4%. Once again, the difference in the number of operations involving new-build properties and re-sales explains what is happening in the market at the moment. The majority of buyers are only interested in second-hand properties (more than two years old), and sales of these went up by a massive 39.7% annually, while the number of purchases of new builds decreased 36.9%. The number of purchases involving foreign buyers reached 14.4% of the

total during the fourth quarter of 2015. This was an increase of 13.2% from last year. Over 12,000 operations a quarter were exceeded and last year’s figure of 46,000 transactions was also surpassed too. Source: www.expansion.com

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Europe’s Cheapest And Most Expensive Places To Live

Expats living across Europe pay vastly different prices for day-today living costs despite the single European market place. Eurostat, the EU’s official statistics producer, has released a list of the cheapest and most expensive places to live in the European Union. Denmark tops the table – with prices 40% higher than the EU average. The cheapest cost-of-living is in Bulgaria, which has prices an average 48% lower than the EU average. The comparison shows Scandinavia and North Western European countries tend to have a higher cost of living than those

around the Mediterranean Sea and in Eastern Europe. Behind Denmark on the table are Sweden (30% above the EU average); Finland and Luxembourg (23% above the EU average). At the bottom end ahead of Bulgaria are Poland and Romania (57% of the EU average) and Hungary (60% of the EU average). Popular expat destinations tend to cluster around the EU average – Spain comes in at 95%, while France is 109%, Cyprus and Portugal both score 86% and Italy 103%. Food and non-alcoholic drinks were cheapest in Poland (62% of the average) and most expensive in Denmark (140% of the average).

For smokers and drinkers, alcohol and tobacco are cheapest in Bulgaria (59% of the average) and most expensive in Ireland (78% above the average). Eurostat points out that alcohol and tobacco prices tend to reflect varying tax policies between governments rather than the wholesale costs of the goods. Another point for European expats retiring across borders to consider is the cost of living is relative to where they live now – for instance moving from Denmark to Bulgaria could trigger a financial shock, but moving from the UK to Spain is less of an issue. The UK cost of living is 14% above the EU average, while

Spain’s is 5% below- which makes the cost of living in Spain roughly 10% cheaper than the UK. Besides food and drink, Poland was the cheapest place to buy consumer electronics and Hungarians pay less for furniture. Malta and Iceland were the most expensive places to buy furniture, while the UK was just above average for consumer electronics and household appliances. The research looked at prices across more than 30 countries – including the 28 states and other countries with European trade agreements or seeking EU membership.

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Spain Will Be Third Country in the EU Where House Prices Rise the Most This Year

In a recent report published by the European Commission, Spain and Ireland, two of the countries to be worst-hit by the property crisis, will see house prices rise quite substantially over the next couple of years. In fact, Brussels has calculated that the value of property in these two countries is expected to rise by 6.5% in the case of Ireland, and by 6% in Spain. House prices in Malta are also forecast to increase by the same amount as prices here. However, while property prices will recover slightly, the EU has warned that the amount of credit borrowed to purchase real estate in many countries diminished in 2015. This is the case for Spain, as well as Ireland, Greece, Portugal, Hungary and Lithuania.

And, the EU reckons that house prices will also decline this year in

The Commission also indicated that average households in many countries have less disposable income than before. For example, in 2014 a typical Spanish family’s disposable income registered at 10.1 times the average income, which is a lot less than the 15.6 times registered in 2007 at the height of the property boom. And it’s not only the amount of disposable income available that has changed over the years, other aspects have too. First of all, the number of transactions completed over one year has diminished greatly. According to the National Statistics Institute, 2015 closed with 354,132 operations, which is a similar figure to 2011. However, this is less than half that reached in 2007 of 775,300.

In addition, the amount borrowed from the bank to take out a mortgage has also changed. Between 2006 and 2007, a total of 300,000 million euro was given out by Spanish banks to those that wanted a mortgage. This has dropped in the last seven years to just 41,000 million euro. The average amount lent per single mortgage has declined 37% from the boom years, to 106,655 euro in November 2015.

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Greece seems to be in a different situation to many other EU countries. While better credit conditions offered by the banks have been one of the main reasons that the property sector has been able to get back on its feet, in Greece, property prices are still likely to fall this year by 1.5%.

three other countries: Belgium, France and Bulgaria.

Source: www.eleconomista.es

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The Demand Now Is for Bigger Houses

During the property boom, which for most seems like a very long time ago, the demand for various types of property was very different to how it is now.

Due to the way in which property prices had risen to extortionate heights, the proliferation of the demand for small houses and apartments of one or two bedrooms was only natural. House prices were so high that the average family could only afford a property of small dimensions, and anything bigger was way out of their reach.

while today 130 sq. m. is more likely the norm. Today, the demand is now for a larger property. Everyone wants more living space. And it has been noted that the profile of the buyer has also changed during this time. The main people buying these larger properties are families that already have a home but who want to buy a better one that is also larger in size. These days the same amount of money will get them a lot more for their money.

During the property boom, twobedroom properties became the star product on the market, and studios and one-bedrooms also fared well.

During the property boom, it was virtually impossible to sell a large property, however, with today’s prices, the situation has changed.

Even three-bedroom properties were much smaller than they are these days. Back in the day, a property with three bedrooms would have had a total area of approximately 80 square metres,

Professionals in the real-estate sector, even in large cities, have seen how larger properties are literally flying off the shelves. As is often the case nowadays, more and more people are starting to work from

home, so not only do buyers require bedrooms to sleep in, but they also need extra room for an office or study. With regard to new builds currently being built, their size is reflected in this new demand for a larger property. Although new buildings in the centre of large cities are still relatively small, due to the fact that large families choose to live outside of the city, properties on new developments outside of town are much bigger than they used to be. And there has also been an adjustment in the price of these various sized homes due to the change in demand.

Since the crash, it is the smaller properties that have dropped in value the most. And that’s partly because now no one wants them. Two-bed properties now cost half that which they used to, while those between 150-300 sq. m. have only devalued by around 30%. In 2007, two-bedroomed properties were the most expensive because of the high demand, but this has changed now, as larger properties are the ones that are going up in value, partly because of the demand and partly because of their scarcity. Source: www.elconfidencial.com

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For example, between 2005 and 2008, almost 80% of properties that were being built consisted of one or two bedrooms, a further 10% were studios, barely 15% were able to boast three bedrooms, and those with four barely existed.

Now, there is a much greater interest from buyers around the ages of 36 – 45, whereas before they were much younger or much older. These new buyers don’t want to buy their first home; they want to improve on the one that they have or move from rented into a property that they themselves own.

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Grow Yourself Some Juicy Melons! Delicious and packed with nutrition, melons have delighted gardeners for about 2,500 years. Their rambling vines grow best in warm weather, and fruit flavor and texture improve if rain becomes less frequent as the fruits mature. Melons come in a wide range of sizes, shapes and colors, providing a multitude of options for summertime fare. All melons grow best in fertile, well-drained soil with a pH between 6.0 and 7.0. When to Plant Melonss Sow muskmelons, honeydew and other Cucumis melo varieties in prepared beds or hills after your last frost has passed, or sow seeds indoors under fluorescent light and set the seedlings out after about three weeks. Direct sow watermelon seeds in late spring or early summer, when your soil feels warm to the touch. In short-season climates, plant watermelon seedlings started indoors to get a jump-start on the growing season.

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How to Plant Melons Fertile, well-drained soil is essential to growing great melons. Prepare raised planting hills within wide rows or along your garden’s edge. Space 3-foot-wide hills 5 to 6 feet apart. Loosen the soil in the planting sites to at least 12 inches deep. Mix in a 2-inch layer of compost and a light application of organic fertilizer. Melons love composted manure (from cows, horses or poultry), which eliminates the need for supplemental fertilizer. Use a rake to shape the hills into 6- to 8-inch-high, flat-topped mounds, and water well. Plant six seeds per hill, poking them into the soil 1 inch deep. Ten days

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after sowing, thin plants to three per hill. If planting seedlings, set out three seedlings for each hill. Harvesting and Storing Melons Most muskmelons naturally separate (“slip”) from the vine when ripe, which means you can pick these melons with just a gentle tug. The rinds of some varieties of honeydew and watermelon change color when ripe, making it easier to learn the melon-picker’s art. Watermelons are ripe when the curled tendril nearest to the melon dries to brown, and when the melon sounds deep and solid if thumped. Pecking from birds often indicates imminent ripeness. Keep muskmelons at room temperature for two to three days after harvesting to help bring out flavors, and then move them to a refrigerator. Always keep honeydew and Asian melons in the refrigerator. Watermelons stored in a cool place (about 55 degrees Fahrenheit) will keep for several weeks. Saving Melon Seeds To keep seed quality high, select a perfect fruit from the densest part of a planting of open-pollinated melons and mark the fruit for seed saving. You can set aside seed from all melons as you eat the fruits, then rinse the seeds and allow them to dry at room temperature for about three weeks. Select the largest, plumpest seeds for replanting and store them in a cool, dry place. If given good storage conditions, melon seeds can stay viable for at least five years.


A Walk in the Park Can Massively Reduce the Risk of Stroke!

at increased risk due to family history should take extra care to control the risk factors that are within our control. The researchers studied a group of 3,435 healthy men between the ages of 60 to 80. Information regarding how much walking the participants did and how fast they walked was studied in relation to the incidence of stroke within the group. The results found that: - Men who walked for eight to 14 hours each week were a third less likely to suffer a stroke than those who spent three hours or less walking. - Men who walked more than 22 hours a week were two thirds less likely to suffer a stroke. A similar study was carried out by Harvard in 2010. This research looked at women and found that: -Women can reduce the risk of stroke by 30% by walking 2 or more hours a week. -Women can further reduce the risk to 37% by walking briskly (3 miles per hour or more) So there you have it. Walking is enjoyable, especially in the beautiful surroundings in which we live. It is a free form of leisure and exercise and may save you from disability or death. There has never been a better reason Article Provided By to buy some good walking shoes, rescue a dog and go out and enjoy the fresh air!

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We are all aware that exercise carries many health benefits but research published in the American Heart Association journal Stroke, suggests that it can massively reduce the the risk of stroke in men. Even better news, is that you do not have to go out power walking! Just a stroll confers benefits. It is the amount of walking that you do that makes the difference, not the speed according to this study. Amongst the UK population, around 150,000 people each year will have a stroke. That is one every 5 minutes. Although strokes mainly affect people over the age of 65, anybody can have a stroke including children and even babies. Stroke causes much distress for sufferers and their loved ones and can cause disability or death. There are many measures that we can take to help avoid stroke such as keeping blood pressure and cholesterol within healthy limits, not smoking and not exceeding limits for alcohol consumption. Some of us are genetically predisposed to stroke, unfortunately there is nothing that we can do about our genetic makeup. However, those of us

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Cats, Dogs And Human Food How Can Our Food Harm Our Pets?

We’re all guilty of it - giving in to those big begging eyes pleading at us for a scrap from the table during dinner. Fido knows just how to get you to concede, and most of us justify that a little won’t hurt, or we don’t even think of the potential danger at all. But the truth is that human food can be harmful to your pet, and in some cases, can be fatal. It’s important to know how certain foods can be unsafe so that you can avoid them for the sake of your animal. Here is how a few of some of the most common “human foods” become harmful for pets:

Chocolate and other foods containing caffeine

Caffeine is one of the greatest culprits because it contains an alkaloid called theobromine. Theobromine acts as a cardiac stimulant and a diuretic, which in turn can cause a heart attack or other heart and nervous system problems in animals.

Onions and Garlic

Onions and garlic are potentially harmful due to the fact that both contain thiosulphate, which can damage red blood cells and cause anemia in cats and dogs. Of the two, onions are the most toxic, as consumption of simply one serving by your pet could result in anemia.

Milk

Milk can harm your pet due to the fact that many dogs and cats tend to be lactose intolerant. The consumption of milk and milk products by a lactose intolerant pet creates a breeding ground for bacteria, causing vomiting and diarrhea.

Bones

Bones, although commonly known as a great treat for your dog, are potentially very dangerous for pets. Once eaten, bones can splinter and get stuck in the intestines, causing damage or fatality. In most splinter cases, the bones must be removed surgically.

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peelings and green-looking potatoes, rhubarb leaves, moldy/spoiled foods, alcohol, yeast dough, tomato leaves and stems, broccoli, and raisins or grapes. Some human foods potentially cause only mild digestive upsets, while others can be fatal. Regardless of the level of danger, the best choice for your pet is to keep him from any potentially harmful foods in order to ensure his health and safety. So, the next time your pet looks up at you with those pleading eyes, show him you care by doing what is truly best for him and feeding him only products meant for pet consumption. In the end, both you and your pet will be glad that you did.


Joe and Jake to represent the UK at Eurovision 2016

Joe and Jake said: “I can’t even talk, it feels amazing. We just want to say this crowd is absolutely incredible. For everyone back home that has voted thank you so much. We are so proud we are going to represent the UK. Thank you. It’s going to be incredible. I hope we make you all proud. We’ve never been to Stockholm but there’s a first time for everything. We’re going to start working on the song so we can win.”

Hosted by Mel Giedroyc, Eurovision: You Decide was broadcast live on BBC Four from The O2 Forum Kentish Town on Friday 26 February, featuring performances by the six competing acts before the voting lines opened and the public chose the song and act that will represent the United Kingdom at Eurovision 2016 in Sweden. Current Eurovision champion and Eurovision 2016 co-host Måns

Zelmerlöw opened the 90-minute musical extravaganza, singing his winning song from last year’s contest, Heroes. Former United Kingdom Eurovision Song Contest entry Katrina also performed on the night with the winning song from the 1997 competition Love Shine A Light. As well as the acts battling it out for the public’s votes, the jam-packed 90-minute live show featured

At the 88th Academy Awards, Leonardo Di Caprio finally won an Oscar. The actor, whose breakout success was 1993’s What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, was named best actor for his performance in The Revenant. Di Caprio was the favourite to pick up the Best Actor award on the night, but has a long history of narrow misses at the Oscars. He was previously nominated for What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, The Aviator, Blood Diamond, and The Wolf of Wall Street (Best Actor and Best Picture), but never won for any of them. om McCarthy’s Spotlight, which stars Mark Ruffalo, Michael Keaton, and Rachel McAdams, picked up awards in the Best Picture

and Original Screenplay categories. The big winner on the night, however, was Mad Max: Fury Road, which picked up awards for film editing, production design, costume design, sound editing, sound mixing, and makeup and hairstyling categories. During his acceptance speech Dicaprio took a moment to talk about climate change. Here is his full speech: Thank you all so very much. Thank you to the Academy, thank you to all of you in this room. I have to congratulate the other incredible nominees this year. ‘The Revenant’ was the product of the tireless efforts of an unbelievable cast and crew. First off, to my brother in this endeavor, Mr. Tom Hardy.

Tom, your talent on screen can only be surpassed by your friendship off screen… thank you for creating a transcendent cinematic experience. Thank you to everybody at Fox and New Regency…my entire team. I have to thank everyone from the very onset of my career… To my parents, none of this would be possible without you. And to my friends, I love you dearly, you know who you are. And lastly I just want to say this: Making ‘The Revenant’ was about man’s relationship to the natural world. A world that we collectively felt in 2015 as the hottest year in recorded history. Our production needed to move to the southern tip of this planet just to be able to find snow. Climate change is real, it is happening right now. It is the most urgent threat facing our

entire species, and we need to work collectively together and stop procrastinating. We need to support leaders around the world who do not speak for the big polluters, but who speak for all of humanity, for the indigenous people of the world, for the billions and billions of underprivileged people out there who would

a special look back at some of Sir Terry Wogan’s unforgettable Eurovision moments over the years. Guy Freeman, Editor of Special Events and Head of Delegation for the UK said: “On behalf of the BBC, we’d like to thank all of the acts and songwriters who participated in the show tonight. These six artists are all winners for making it to our national final - but now we have one UK champion in Joe and Jake, and we are really looking forward to working with them as we look towards the contest in May.” The 61st Eurovision Song Contest will take place in Stockholm, Sweden. The Semi Finals will be broadcast on 10 and 12 May on BBC Four, and the Grand Final will be broadcast on 14 May on BBC One. As one of the ‘Big Five’ countries (UK, Spain, Germany, France, Italy) and alongside incumbent winners Sweden, the United Kingdom does not have to qualify from the semifinal stage of the competition and will gain automatic access to the Grand Final.

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Joe and Jake have been chosen by the public to represent the United Kingdom at the 61st Eurovision Song Contest, which will take place this May in Stockholm. Joe and Jake took to the stage alongside the five other hopefuls who were all battling it out for the honour of representing the United Kingdom at Eurovision 2016 in a live 90-minute musical extravaganza on BBC Four. Joe and Jake will be performing You’re Not Alone, which was written by Schwartz, Justin J Benson and S Kanes. Joe Woolford and Jake Shakeshaft met during the 2015 series of The Voice UK. Jake was part of team will.i.am but lost out at the Battle rounds, whereas Joe was a finalist for Rita Ora’s team. Jake, aged 20 from Stoke-on-Trent, can play guitar, while Joe, aged 21 from Ruthin, Wales, supported The Vamps on their 2015 tour.

Leo Finally Grabs An Oscar!

be most affected by this. For our children’s children, and for those people out there whose voices have been drowned out by the politics of greed. I thank you all for this amazing award tonight. Let us not take this planet for granted. I do not take tonight for granted. Thank you so very much.

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7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Coronation Street 10.35am Catchphrase 11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.10pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Coronation Street 2.15pm Coronation Street 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.40pm Judge Rinder 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Shaun of the Dead 12.05am Family Guy 12.35am Family Guy 1.00am American Dad! 1.30am American Dad! 2.00am Two and a Half Men

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7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am The Wright Stuff 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am King of Queens 12.15pm Cowboy Builders 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am King of Queens 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.15am Emergency Rescue Down Under 11.30am This Morning 8.35am King of Queens 1.15pm Police Interceptors 9.45am Great British Railway Journeys 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 3.20pm NCIS 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 10.30am Frasier 4.20pm Abducted 2.00pm The Super League Show 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 6.00pm 5 News at 5 2.45pm Coast 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Undercover Boss USA 6.30pm Neighbours 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.00pm Home and Away 4.00pm A Place to Call Home 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 4.45pm The Life of Mammals 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.00pm The Dog Rescuers with 5.45pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 8.30pm The Inspectors are Coming 3.10pm Deal or No Deal Alan Davies 6.15pm Bargain Hunt 9.00pm It’s Not Rocket Science 4.10pm Countdown 9.00pm Britain’s Horror Homes 7.00pm Eggheads 10.00pm Frustrated Britain: Caught 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 10.00pm The Great British Benefits 7.30pm Too Much TV on Camera 6.00pm Come Dine with Me Handout 8.00pm The Great Interior Design 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 7.00pm The Simpsons 11.00pm Age Gap Love Challenge 7.30pm Hollyoaks 12.00am The Woman with No Face 9.00pm Back in Time for the Weekend 8.00pm Channel 4 News 1.00am Botched Up Bodies 10.00pm Who’s the Boss? 9.00pm The Secret Life of the Zoo 1.55am Super Casino 11.00pm Scrappers 10.00pm Born to be Different 7.00am Goals of the 80s 11.30pm Newsnight 11.00pm Natural World 7.10am Minder 12.15am Let’s Play Darts for 12.05am Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live 8.00am The Chase Sports Relief 2016 1.10am Pokerstars.Com and Monte-Carlo 7.00am Teleshopping 9.00am The Professionals 1.15am Back in Time for the Weekend Casino EPT Grand Final 10.00am The Sweeney 10.00am Diagnosis Murder 2.05am KOTV Boxing Weekly 11.00am Magnum, P.I. 11.00am Person of Interest 2.30am Gillette World Sport 12.00pm Person of Interest 12.00pm The Chase 1.00pm CSI: NY 1.00pm Pawn Stars 2.00pm NCIS 1.30pm Pawn Stars 8.00am Storage Hunters 3.00pm Access 1.55pm The Car Chasers 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 3.05pm Reluctant Witness 2.30pm The Car Chasers 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 5.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Magnum, P.I. 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 6.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00am Top Gear 4.00pm Minder 8.00am Most Haunted 7.00pm CSI: Miami 12.00pm In Enemy Country 5.00pm The Sweeney 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 8.00pm NCIS 2.20pm Trawlermen 6.00pm The Professionals 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 9.00pm NCIS 3.00pm American Pickers 7.00pm The Car Chasers 10.00am Cold Case 10.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims 4.00pm American Pickers 7.35pm The Car Chasers 11.00am Sanctuary 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims 5.00pm Top Gear 8.00pm Pawn Stars 6.00pm Top Gear 12.00pm Stargate Universe 12.00am Law and Order 8.30pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm American Pickers 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 8.00pm American Pickers 9.00pm Storage Wars Texas 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 9.00pm QI 9.30pm Storage Wars Texas 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 9.40pm QI 10.00pm The World is Not Enough 3.00pm Border Security: Canada’s 9.55am Jamie’s Comfort Food 10.20pm QI 12.40am Raw Deal Front Line 10.35am Food Unwrapped 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 11.05am Come Dine with Me Front Line 12.10pm Four in a Bed 7.00am Doctor in the House 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 12.45pm Four in a Bed 7.25am Heartbeat 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 1.15pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm World News Today 8.25am Where the Heart is 1.50pm Four in a Bed 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 9.30am The Royal 8.30pm Great Irish Journeys with 2.25pm Four in a Bed 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 10.35am Judge Judy Martha Kearney 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 11.00am Judge Judy 9.00pm The Taff: The River That 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 11.25am Judge Judy Made Wales 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 11.55am Wycliffe 8.00pm Road Wars 9.30pm The Brecon Beacons with Iolo 4.35pm Come Dine with Me 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Sanctuary Williams 5.05pm Come Dine with Me 2.00pm Heartbeat 10.00pm A Haunting 10.00pm The Last Seabird Summer? 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 3.05pm The Royal 11.00pm South of Hell 6.45pm A Place in the Sun 4.10pm Where the Heart is 11.00pm Life of a Mountain: A Year 12.00am Without a Trace 5.15pm Doctor in the House 7.50pm The Supervet on Scafell Pike 1.00am Supernatural 5.50pm In Loving Memory 8.55pm Grand Designs 12.00am The Prosecutors: Real Crime and 2.00am Most Shocking 6.20pm On the Buses 10.00pm Selling Houses with Amanda

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Eddie Izzard begins first of 27 marathons in 27 days in South Africa

Eddie Izzard set off on day one of his Sport Relief challenge last week – a staggering attempt to complete 27 marathons in 27 days across South Africa. He set off at 6.30am from Mbashe Bridge, near the town of Mvezo in the Eastern Cape of South Africa - the birthplace of Nelson Mandela, who inspired Eddie to take on this epic challenge. Over the next 27 days Eddie will aim to run over 700 miles in temperatures of up to 30°C. BBC Three will exclusively cover Eddie’s journey from his first marathon from today (Tuesday 23 February) to his last marathon planned for Sunday 20 March. Follow Eddie’s progress on bbc. co.uk/bbcthree For more information on how to donate and get involved in Sport Relief, visit sportrelief.com

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“If I fail, I will come back again and again and again until I do succeed. Because that’s what Nelson Mandela would have done.” Eddie Izzard


ITV Announces New Series Life Inside Lockdown

Life inside one of New York State’s largest jails is revealed in a brand new series for ITV. Producers Voltage TV secured unprecedented access to a jail in upstate New York that has more than 1,000 inmates, to capture a unique and unflinching insight into the frontline of the US justice system in practice for those on both sides of the bars. In the USA, before suspects are convicted of any crime, they are sent to one of the nation’s 3,000 county jails. The average stay is 42 days, but serious offenders can spend over a year behind bars awaiting trial. A defining feature of the county jail’s holding system is that all types of suspected offenders are housed together, meaning petty thieves are under the same roof as hardened gangsters, drug addicts and multiple murderers while they wait for their cases to go

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to court. Across its 2x60 episodes, Life Inside Lockdown captures the tough conditions at the facility and how both inmates and prison staff deal with the challenges of coping in a highly-pressurised and intimidating

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7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am The Man Who Discovered Egypt 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team Special 11.00am The Road to El Alamein: Churchill’s Desert Campaign 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 3.00pm Inside the Court of Henry VIII 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team Special 6.00pm The World’s Weirdest Weapons 7.00pm WWII Price of Empire 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 10.00pm Impossible Engineering 11.00pm Blackadder II 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Steptoe and Son 1.00am The Road to El Alamein: Churchill’s Desert Campaign 3.00am Harlots, Housewives and Heroines: A 17th Century History for Girls 4.00am Home Shopping

8.20am Kung Fu 9.30am Kung Fu 10.40am I Killed Wild Bill Hickok 12.00pm The Burning Hills 1.50pm Kung Fu 2.55pm Kung Fu 4.00pm Where the Spies Are 6.15pm Trouble Along the Way 8.25pm The Legend of Tom Dooley 10.00pm Excalibur 12.50am Passenger 57 2.25am Mimic 3: Sentinel 4.00am Kung Fu 5.00am Kung Fu 6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 6.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 11.00pm 12.00am

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7.00am Football Gold 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Football Gold 7.45am Football Gold 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 9.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 10.00am Football League Goals 11.00am BPL Legends 11.30am BPL Legends 12.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 1.00pm Premier League 100 Club 2.00pm Football League Goals 3.00pm The Premier League Years 5.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 6.00pm Eredivisie 7.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 8.30pm Live Coppa Italia 11.00pm Ford Football-Match Choice 12.30am Ford Football-Match Choice 2.00am La Liga World 2015 2.30am Premier League 3.00am The Premier League Years 5.00am Premier League 100 Club 5.30am Premier League 100 Club 6.00am Premier League 100 Club 6.30am Premier League 100 Club

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multitudes whose crime relates to New York’s heroin epidemic, we will see how their daily life plays out in the cells, the kitchens, the yards, community work and even the feared SHU – the Special Housing Unit where inmates live in segregation and almost permanent cell lockdown. Filmed over a six month period, with full access to the jail, officers and inmates, this new ITV series features extraordinary stories, taking viewers to the extremes of humanity as those who claim their innocence battle their way through the ordeal of jail and we witness how the loss of liberty affects their family and friends. Plus, we see the prisons from the perspectives of the correctional officers who have watched inmates come in and out, first as teens and later as men. Keep a look out for this exciting new programme.

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7.00am CWC Classic 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am CWC Classic 9.30am Cricket’s Greatest 10.00am CWC Classic 11.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.30am CWC Classic 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 1.00pm CWC Classic 2.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 2.30pm CWC Classic 3.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 4.00pm CWC Classic 5.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 5.30pm CWC Classic 6.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.00pm CWC Classic 8.00pm Cricket Classic 8.10pm Sporting Triumphs 8.25pm Sporting Triumphs 8.40pm Sporting Triumphs 8.55pm Football 11.00pm Football 12.00am Cricket’s Greatest 12.30am CWC Classic 1.30am Cricket’s Greatest 2.00am CWC Classic 3.00am Cricket’s Greatest

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9.30am Sunrise 7.00am Home Shopping 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 7.30am Home Shopping 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 8.00am Ripping Yarns 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 8.35am Sorry! 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.05am As Time Goes By 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.45am To the Manor Born 4.00pm Inside RAF: Brize Norton 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 5.00pm Futurama 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 6.30pm Futurama 12.20pm My Family 7.00pm Futurama 1.00pm My Family 7.30pm The Simpsons 1.40pm Open All Hours 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 2.20pm Fawlty Towers 9.00pm The Flash 3.00pm Fawlty Towers 10.00pm Stella 3.40pm As Time Goes By 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4.20pm To the Manor Born 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00am Motorway Patrol 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.30am Motorway Patrol 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00am Highway Patrol 7.00pm My Family 3.30am Highway Patrol 4.00am Stargate SG-1 7.35pm My Family 5.00am Stargate SG-1 8.15pm Bull 6.00am Sky World News Fawlty Towers 6.30am Sky World Review and Business 9.00pm

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Darts Gold Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Sporting Rivalries Super League Fulltime Netball Superleague Time of Our Lives Super League Fulltime Sporting Rivalries Netball Superleague Sporting Heroes Super League Fulltime WWE SmackDown! Super League Fulltime Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes

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7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Edge of Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Rebel Road 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Air Jaws 10.00pm Gold Rush 11.00pm Deadliest Job Interview 12.00am David Baddiel on the Silk Road 1.00am Gold Rush 2.00am Deadliest Job Interview 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am Gold Rush 4.50am Deadliest Job Interview 5.40am How It’s Made

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atmosphere with little privacy and the ever-present menace of gang rivalries. Beyond the barbed wire fences and maximum security of the jail itself, Voltage TV has been granted the same unprecedented access to the city’s County Court, following inmates as they progress through the American justice system. The series will provide an insight into the nature of criminality in the area surrounding the jail. From homeless people committing petty crime to guarantee a bed and meals, to violent gangsters and the

7.00am Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 7.30am Hyundai A-League Highlights 8.00am Game of the Week 8.30am Barclays Premier League Review 9.30am Ladbrokes Premiership 11.00am European Football Show Highlights 1.00pm Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 1.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 2.30pm Rugby Tonight 4.00pm Barclays Premier League 5.30pm NBA 7.30pm The Manager 8.00pm Barclays Premier League 11.00pm BT Sport Films 12.00am Boxing Tonight 1.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine 1.30am NBA 4.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon

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7.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 7.30am Motogp Highlights 8.30am French Ligue 1 Review 9.30am Bundesliga Review 10.30am Rugby Tonight 12.00pm Hyundai A-League Highlights 12.30pm Bundesliga Weekly 1.00pm Game of the Week 1.30pm NBA 2.00pm NBA 4.00pm Hyundai A-League Highlights 4.30pm Bundesliga Review 5.30pm The WRC Magazine 6.00pm European Football Show Highlights 8.00pm Bundesliga 10.00pm Boxing Tonight

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7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am King of Queens 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am King of Queens 9.15am See Hear 11.30am This Morning 8.35am King of Queens 9.45am Great British Menu 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 12.30pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 10.30am Frasier 2.00pm Coast 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 2.10pm The Pallisers 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Undercover Boss USA 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 4.00pm A Place to Call Home 7.25pm Party Political Broadcast by the 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 4.55pm The Life of Mammals UK Independence Party 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.55pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 7.30pm ITV Evening News 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 6.25pm Bargain Hunt 8.00pm Emmerdale 4.10pm Countdown 7.00pm Eggheads 8.30pm Coronation Street 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 7.30pm Too Much TV 9.00pm Big Star’s Little Star 6.00pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm The Great Interior Design 10.00pm Grantchester 7.00pm The Simpsons Challenge 7.30pm Hollyoaks 9.00pm £100k House: Tricks of the Trade 8.00pm Channel 4 News 10.00pm One Child 8.55pm The Political Slot 11.00pm Live From the BBC 9.00pm Posh Pawn 7.00am Minder 11.30pm Newsnight 10.00pm 24 Hours in A and E 7.50am The Chase 12.15am The Story of China 11.00pm Raised by Wolves 8.50am The Professionals 1.15am See Hear 11.35pm Secrets of the Sauna 9.50am The Sweeney 1.45am The Great Sport Relief Bake Off 10.50am Magnum, P.I. 12.35am How to Get a Council House 1.35am Music on 4 11.50am The Chase 3.00am All About Steve 12.50pm Pawn Stars 1.25pm Pawn Stars 1.50pm The Car Chasers 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 2.25pm The Car Chasers 9.10am American Pickers 2.55pm Magnum, P.I. 10.00am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 3.55pm Minder 11.00am Top Gear 7.30am Sunrise 7.20am Dinner Date 12.00pm The Paleface 4.55pm The Sweeney 8.00am Most Haunted 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.00pm Top Gear 6.00pm The Professionals 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 3.00pm American Pickers 9.00am Emmerdale 7.00pm The Car Chasers 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 4.00pm American Pickers 9.30am The Cube 7.30pm The Car Chasers 10.00am Cold Case 5.00pm Top Gear 10.35am Catchphrase 8.00pm Pawn Stars 11.00am Sanctuary 6.00pm Top Gear 11.15am Dinner Date 8.30pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 12.15pm Royal Pains 9.00pm World Superbike Highlights 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 1.10pm Emmerdale 10.00pm Lethal Weapon 4 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 1.45pm You’ve Been Framed! 12.30am Death Race 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.40am Ax Men 3.00pm Border Security: Canada’s 7.00am Doctor in the House 3.40pm Judge Rinder 3.25am The Car Chasers Front Line 7.25am Heartbeat 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 8.25am Where the Heart is 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show Front Line 9.30am The Royal 6.50pm Take Me Out 10.35am Judge Judy 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 11.00am Judge Judy 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 8.00pm World News Today 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 11.25am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.30pm Great Irish Journeys with 11.55am Wycliffe 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote Martha Kearney 10.00pm Quantum of Solace 6.00pm Cold Case 2.00pm Heartbeat 9.00pm Ultimate Swarms 12.10am Family Guy 7.00pm Without a Trace 3.05pm The Royal 10.00pm The Prosecutors: Real Crime 12.40am Family Guy 8.00pm Road Wars 4.05pm Where the Heart is and Punishment 1.10am American Dad! 5.15pm Doctor in the House 8.30pm Road Wars 11.00pm The Lady Who Flew Africa: 1.40am American Dad! 5.50pm In Loving Memory 9.00pm Sanctuary The Aviatrix 2.05am Two and a Half Men 6.20pm On the Buses 10.00pm Bones 12.00am Life of a Mountain: A Year 6.55pm Heartbeat 2.30am Scorpion 11.00pm Criminal Minds 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote on Scafell Pike 3.20am Teleshopping 12.00am Without a Trace 9.00pm Rosemary and Thyme 1.00am Ultimate Swarms 6.50am ITV2 Nightscreen 1.00am Supernatural 10.00pm Love Your Garden 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am The Housing Enforcers 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Wanted Down Under Revisited 12.45pm Claimed and Shamed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Father Brown 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 9.00pm The Great Sport Relief Bake Off 10.00pm DIY SOS The Big Build 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Life After Suicide 12.45am Film 2016 1.15am Brooklyn Rules 2.50am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.55am BBC News

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7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Gold Rush 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 10.00pm Mythbusters 11.00pm Moonshiners 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Mythbusters 2.00am Moonshiners

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9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 7.05am Kung Fu 11.00am 8.15am Kung Fu 12.00pm 9.25am Trouble Along the Way 12.30pm 11.35am Where the Spies Are 1.00pm 1.50pm Kung Fu 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.55pm Kung Fu 2.30pm 4.00pm Protocol 3.00pm 5.55pm The Burning Hills 7.40pm Around the World Under the Sea 3.30pm 4.00pm 10.00pm Passenger 57 4.30pm 11.40pm Shallow Grave 5.00pm 1.30am Trois 3: The Escort 5.30pm 3.15am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 12.00pm Man Without a Star 9.00pm 1.50pm White Feather 9.30pm 3.55pm Down to the Sea in Ships 10.00pm 6.15pm 23 Paces to Baker Street 12.00am 8.20pm Men in Black II 12.30am 10.00pm Inside Llewyn Davis 1.00am 12.05am Bram Stoker’s Dracula 3.00am

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7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am The Last Battle of the Vikings 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team Special 11.00am The World’s Weirdest Weapons 12.00pm WWII Price of Empire 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Impossible Engineering 3.00pm Ancient Black Ops 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team Special 6.00pm The World’s Weirdest Weapons 7.00pm WWII Price of Empire 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Castle Builders 10.00pm Supersized Earth 11.00pm Steptoe and Son 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Open All Hours 1.00am The World’s Weirdest Weapons

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7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 11.30am 11.45am 12.00pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 3.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.30pm 6.45pm 7.00pm 7.15pm 7.30pm 7.45pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 11.00pm

Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold WWE Experience Fantasy Football Club Highlights Premier League 100 Club Ford Football-Match Choice Football Gold Football Gold Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits La Liga World 2015 Fantasy Football Club Highlights Ford Football-Match Choice Ford Football-Match Choice La Liga World 2015 Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold The Mavericks Live Coppa Italia Ford Football-Match Choice

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7.00am Sunrise 7.30am Sunrise 8.00am Sunrise 8.30am Sunrise 9.00am Sunrise 9.30am Sunrise 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm Show Me Your Garden 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Arrow 10.00pm Limitless 11.00pm Scream 2

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7.00am CWC Classic 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am CWC Classic 9.30am Cricket’s Greatest 10.00am CWC Classic 11.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.30am CWC Classic 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 1.00pm CWC Classic 2.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 2.30pm CWC Classic 3.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 4.00pm CWC Classic 5.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 5.30pm CWC Classic 6.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.00pm CWC Classic 7.55pm Sporting Triumphs 8.10pm Sporting Triumphs 8.25pm Sporting Triumphs 8.40pm Football 10.45pm The Mavericks 11.15pm La Liga

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7.00am Home Shopping 7.30am Home Shopping 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30am Sorry! 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm My Family 1.40pm Cheers 2.10pm Fawlty Towers 2.55pm Fawlty Towers 3.40pm As Time Goes By 4.20pm To the Manor Born 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.00pm My Family 7.35pm My Family 8.15pm Open All Hours 9.00pm Fawlty Towers 9.40pm Fawlty Towers 10.20pm Fawlty Towers

Channel 5

10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The Cowboy Builders 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15pm Police Interceptors 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4.15pm Hit and Run 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 9.00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 10.00pm Inside Buckingham Palace 11.00pm Person of Interest

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7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Diagnosis Murder 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: NY 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.05pm Seduced by Lies 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Chicago Fire 11.00pm NCIS 12.00am CSI: NY

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Jamie’s Comfort Food Food Unwrapped Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun A Place in the Sun The Supervet Grand Designs Discovering Britain

7.45am 8.00am 8.30am 9.00am 10.00am 10.30am 11.30am 11.45am 12.00pm 12.30pm 12.45pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.15pm 3.30pm

Super League Gold Sporting Greats Game Changers Sporting Heroes Sporting Greats Pro Kabaddi League 2016 Darts Gold Darts Gold Racing News Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Super League Gold Super League Gold Super League Gold

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BT Sport 1

7.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 7.30am Barclays Premier League 9.00am NBA 9.30am Game of the Week 10.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 10.30am Serie A Review 11.00am The WRC Magazine 11.30am Rugby Tonight 1.00pm America’s Cup World Series 2.00pm America’s Cup World Series 3.00pm Inside Sailing 3.30pm Game of the Week 4.00pm Barclays Premier League 5.30pm Test Match Bowls 6.30pm Last Week, This Week 7.00pm Serie A Review 7.30pm Global Goals 7.45pm Barclays Premier League World 8.15pm Barclays Premier League 11.30pm BT Sport Films

BT Sport 2

7.00am 7.30am 8.30am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 4.00pm

Football Tonight Motogp Highlights Inside Sailing Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights Football Tonight Test Match Bowls ESPN Classic Boxing ESPN Classic Boxing ESPN Classic Boxing ESPN Classic Boxing ESPN Classic Boxing Bundesliga Special The WRC Magazine PSA Squash PSA Squash


Thursday 3rd March BBC1

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ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am King of Queens Cowboy Builders 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am King of Queens 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.15am The Great Interior Design 11.30am This Morning 8.35am King of Queens 1.15pm Britain’s Horror Homes Challenge 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm Dangerous Lessons 2.00pm Coast 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 6.00pm 5 News at 5 2.05pm The Pallisers 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Undercover Boss USA 6.30pm Neighbours 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.00pm Home and Away 4.00pm A Place to Call Home 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 4.55pm The Life of Mammals 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.00pm Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 5.55pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 8.30pm Tonight 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 9.00pm The Secret Life of the Family 6.25pm Bargain Hunt 9.00pm Emmerdale 4.10pm Countdown 10.00pm Olympus Has Fallen 7.00pm Eggheads 9.30pm The Cruise 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 12.15am Can’t Pay? Final Demand Special 7.30pm Too Much TV 10.00pm Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 6.00pm Come Dine with Me 1.10am Super Casino 8.00pm Cycling 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 7.00pm The Simpsons 10.00pm Murder 7.30pm Hollyoaks 11.00pm Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 8.00pm Channel 4 News 11.30pm Newsnight 8.55pm The Political Slot 7.00am Teleshopping 12.15am The People v OJ Simpson: 9.00pm Ugly House to Lovely House 7.00am Football’s Greatest 10.00am Diagnosis Murder American Crime Story with George Clarke 7.05am Minder 11.00am Person of Interest 12.55am The Inside Story 10.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.00pm Person of Interest 8.00am The Chase 1.55am The Story of China 11.00pm Alan Carr: Chatty Man 8.50am The Professionals 1.00pm CSI: NY 2.55am Earth’s Greatest Spectacles 12.05am Tattoo Fixers 2.00pm NCIS 9.50am The Sweeney 1.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.00pm Access 10.55am Magnum, P.I. 3.05pm A Risk Worth Taking 2.05am Royal Navy School 11.55am The Chase 5.00pm NCIS 1.00pm Pawn Stars 6.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.30pm Pawn Stars 8.00am Storage Hunters 7.00pm CSI: Miami 1.55pm The Car Chasers 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 8.00pm NCIS 2.30pm The Car Chasers 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 2.55pm Magnum, P.I. 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm Law and Order 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am Top Gear 3.55pm Minder 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Jet Pilot 4.55pm The Sweeney 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 2.20pm Trawlermen 9.00am Emmerdale 6.00pm The Professionals 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 3.00pm American Pickers 9.30am Coronation Street 7.00pm The Car Chasers 10.00am Cold Case 4.00pm American Pickers 10.00am You’ve Been Framed! 7.35pm The Car Chasers 11.00am Sanctuary 5.00pm Sin City Motors 10.35am Catchphrase 8.00pm Pawn Stars 6.00pm Top Gear 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.15am Dinner Date 8.30pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 12.15pm Royal Pains 9.00pm The Classic Car Show 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.05am Come Dine with Me 1.10pm Emmerdale 10.00pm The Chronicles of Riddick 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.10pm Four in a Bed 1.45pm Coronation Street 12.20am Bundesliga 3.00pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 12.45pm Four in a Bed 7.00am Doctor in the House 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.25am Extreme Measures Line 1.15pm Four in a Bed 7.25am Heartbeat 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 1.50pm Four in a Bed 8.25am Where the Heart is 3.40pm Judge Rinder 2.25pm Four in a Bed Line 9.30am The Royal 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 10.35am Judge Judy 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 11.00am Judge Judy 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 8.00pm World News Today 6.50pm Take Me Out 11.30am Judge Judy 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.30pm Top of the Pops: 1981 11.55am Wycliffe 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 4.35pm Come Dine with Me 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 9.00pm Indian Hill Railways 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 5.05pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 10.00pm Do We Really Need the Moon? 2.05pm Heartbeat 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 7.00pm Without a Trace 3.05pm The Royal 11.00pm Ancient Egypt: Life and Death 6.45pm A Place in the Sun 10.00pm Scorpion 8.00pm Road Wars 4.10pm Where the Heart is in the Valley of the Kings 7.50pm The Supervet 11.00pm The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 5.15pm Doctor in the House 9.00pm Sanctuary 12.00am The Golden Age of Canals 8.55pm Grand Designs 11.30pm Family Guy 5.50pm In Loving Memory 10.00pm Shocking Crimes: Murder Book 10.00pm The Good Wife 1.00am Top of the Pops: 1981 12.00am Family Guy 6.20pm On the Buses 11.00pm Hard Time 1.40am Neil Sedaka: King of Song 6.55pm Heartbeat 12.30am American Dad! 2.40am Neil Sedaka Says: All You Need 12.05am Without a Trace 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00am American Dad! 1.00am Supernatural is the Music 9.00pm The Making of a Lady 1.30am Two and a Half Men 2.00am Most Shocking 10.55pm A Touch of Frost 2.00am Two and a Half Men 7.45am Legends of Darts 8.00am Time of Our Lives 9.00am Pro Kabaddi League 2016 10.00am Sporting Rivalries 7.00am CWC Classic 10.30am Fishing Gurus 7.00am Football Gold 7.00am How It’s Made 7.05am The Beauty of Maps 11.00am Watersports World 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am How It’s Made 7.30am The Pharoah’s Lost City 12.00pm Racing News 8.30am CWC Classic 7.30am Football Gold 8.00am Mythbusters 8.15am Cash in the Attic 12.30pm Legends of Darts 9.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Railroad Alaska 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 12.45pm Legends of Darts 10.00am CWC Classic 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 10.00am Time Team Special 1.00pm Time of Our Lives 11.00am Cricket’s Greatest Premier League 100 Club 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am The World’s Weirdest Weapons 9.00am 2.00pm Sporting Heroes 11.30am CWC Classic 9.30am Premier League 100 Club 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 12.00pm WWII Price of Empire 3.00pm Fishing Gurus 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 10.00am Ford Football-Match Choice 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Time Team Special 3.30pm Legends of Darts 1.00pm CWC Classic 2.00pm Mythbusters 2.00pm How Long is a Piece of String? 11.30am Ford Football-Match Choice 3.45pm Legends of Darts 2.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 1.00pm Football Gold 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 3.00pm Supersized Earth 4.00pm Sky Sports Years 2.30pm CWC Classic 1.15pm Football Gold 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Sky Sports Years 3.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 1.30pm Football Gold 5.00pm Gold Divers 5.00pm Time Team Special 4.00pm CWC Classic 1.45pm Football Gold 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 6.00pm The Battle of Britain 5.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 2.00pm Ford Football-Match Choice Edition 8.00pm Coast 5.30pm CWC Classic 3.30pm Ford Football-Match Choice 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 9.00pm Forbidden History 7.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Ri6.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 5.00pm Premier League 100 Club Edition 10.00pm Alexander’s Lost World valries 7.00pm CWC Classic 5.30pm Premier League 100 Club 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 11.00pm Open All Hours 8.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Ri8.00pm Live Premier League Darts 6.00pm Sporting Triumphs 8.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 11.40pm Yes, Minister valries 11.30pm World Rugby 6.15pm Sporting Triumphs 9.00pm Gold Rush 12.20am Porridge 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 12.00am Sporting Triumphs 10.00pm Alaskan Bush People 1.00am The Battle of Britain 11.30am Game of the Week 12.15am Sporting Triumphs 7.00pm BPL Legends 11.00pm Ice Lake Rebels 3.00am Secrets of War 12.00pm Barclays Premier League 12.30am CWC Classic 8.00pm Live Premier League Darts 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.30pm FIM Superenduro World 1.30am Cricket’s Greatest 11.30pm Darts Gold II 1.00am Alaskan Bush People Championship 2.00pm The WRC Magazine 11.45pm La Liga Show 2015 2.00am Ice Lake Rebels 2.30pm Road to Rio 12.15am Barclays Premier League World 9.00am Pawn Stars 3.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 1.15am Super League Highlights 9.30am Pawn Stars 4.00pm Rugby Tonight 10.00am Pawn Stars 7.00am Home Shopping 5.30pm Barclays Premier League World 10.30am Pawn Stars 7.30am Home Shopping 6.00pm NBA Action 7.10am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am American Pickers 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 6.30pm NBA 7.55am Kung Fu 12.00pm Storage Wars 7.00am Sunrise 8.30am Sorry! 8.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 9.00am Kung Fu 12.30pm Storage Wars 7.30am Sunrise 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.00pm The Clare Balding Show 10.10am The Burning Hills 1.00pm Storage Wars 8.00am Sunrise 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 12.00pm Protocol 1.30pm Storage Wars 8.30am Sunrise 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00pm Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 2.00pm Pawn Stars 1.50pm Kung Fu 9.00am Sunrise 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 2.30pm Pawn Stars 2.55pm Kung Fu 9.30am Sunrise 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Pawn Stars 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00pm Spies Like Us 12.20pm My Family 3.30pm Pawn Stars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 6.00pm Tarzan’s Three Challenges 1.00pm My Family 4.00pm Shipping Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 7.55pm The Iron Mistress 7.00am Motogp Highlights 1.40pm Open All Hours 4.30pm Shipping Wars 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00pm Shallow Grave 8.00am The WRC Magazine 2.20pm Fawlty Towers 5.00pm Storage Wars 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 11.45pm Hard to Kill 8.30am The Manager 3.00pm Fawlty Towers 5.30pm Storage Wars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.40am Presumed Innocent 9.00am Test Match Bowls 3.40pm As Time Goes By 6.00pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm Show Me Your Garden 10.00am Boxing Tonight 6.30pm Pawn Stars 4.20pm To the Manor Born 5.00pm Futurama 11.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 7.00pm American Pickers 4.55pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.30pm Futurama 11.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 8.00pm Storage Wars 5.35pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm The Simpsons 12.30pm ESPN Classic Boxing 8.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Tomahawk 6.30pm Futurama 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.00pm ESPN Classic Boxing 9.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm Futurama 1.40pm The Last Wagon 7.00pm My Family 2.00pm Inside Sailing 9.30pm Pawn Stars 7.30pm The Simpsons 3.50pm 13 Rue Madeleine 7.40pm My Family 2.30pm America’s Cup World Series 10.00pm Counting Cars 8.00pm The Simpsons 5.45pm Hell in the Pacific 8.20pm Open All Hours 3.30pm America’s Cup World Series 10.30pm Counting Cars 8.30pm The Simpsons 7.50pm Men in Black 3 9.00pm Fawlty Towers 4.30pm Gillette World Sport 11.00pm Shipping Wars 9.00pm DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 10.00pm Independence Day 5.00pm Judo World Tour Highlights 9.45pm Fawlty Towers 11.30pm Shipping Wars 10.00pm A League of Their Own 5.30pm PSA Squash 12.45am End of Days 10.25pm Come Fly with Me 12.00am Storage Wars 11.00pm Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Countryside 999 12.45pm Claimed and Shamed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Moving On 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm Room 101 9.30pm Would I Lie to You? 10.00pm Pompeii: New Secrets Revealed with Mary Beard 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Question Time 12.45am This Week 1.30am Women’s Football

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Friday 4th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am The Housing Enforcers 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Wanted Down Under Revisited 12.45pm Claimed and Shamed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Father Brown 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm A Question of Sport 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm Dickensian 10.00pm Shetland 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.25pm Regional News and Weather 11.35pm The Graham Norton Show 12.25am Would I Lie to You? 12.55am The Celebrity Apprentice USA 2.20am Weather for the Week Ahead

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7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Emmerdale 10.00am You’ve Been Framed! 10.35am Catchphrase 11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.10pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Emmerdale 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.40pm Judge Rinder 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 7.50pm The Hot Desk 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm That Awkward Moment 12.00am Family Guy 12.30am Family Guy 1.00am American Dad! 1.30am American Dad! 1.55am Two and a Half Men 2.25am Take Me Out

BBC2

7.15am Heir Hunters 8.00am Countryside 999 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 9.15am MasterChef: The Professionals 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 12.00pm BBC News 1.00pm The Daily Politics 2.00pm Tennis 7.00pm Eggheads 7.30pm Too Much TV 8.00pm Cycling 9.30pm Gardeners’ World 10.00pm Land of Hope and Glory - British Country Life 11.00pm QI 11.30pm Newsnight 12.00am Artsnight 12.35am Leave to Remain 2.00am Question Time 3.00am The Not So Secret Life of the Manic Depressive: 10 Years on 4.00am This is BBC Two

8.00am 8.20am 9.10am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 6.00pm

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7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown The Wright Stuff 10.15am 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am King of Queens 12.15pm Cowboy Builders 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am King of Queens 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 11.30am This Morning 8.35am King of Queens 1.15pm Can’t Pay? Benefits Special 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 4.00pm Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm Til Death Do Us Part 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Undercover Boss Canada 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.00pm The Gadget Show 8.30pm Coronation Street 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 9.00pm That’s So...1990 9.00pm Best Walks with a View with 4.10pm Countdown 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans Julia Bradbury 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 10.55pm NCIS 9.30pm Coronation Street 6.00pm Come Dine with Me 11.50pm NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00pm Mr Selfridge 7.00pm The Simpsons 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 7.30pm Hollyoaks 1.15am Super Casino 8.00pm Channel 4 News 4.10am I Want That Wedding! 8.30pm Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night 5.00am Now That’s Funny! Feast 7.00am Movies Now 9.30pm Food Unwrapped 7.10am Minder 10.00pm Gogglebox 8.10am The Chase 11.00pm The Last Leg 7.00am Teleshopping 12.05am Raised by Wolves 10.00am Diagnosis Murder 9.05am The Professionals 12.40am Rude Tube 11.00am Person of Interest 10.10am The Sweeney 1.40am Virtually Famous 12.00pm Person of Interest 11.10am Magnum, P.I. 1.00pm CSI: NY 2.00pm NCIS 12.10pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Access 12.45pm Darts 3.10pm Deadly Revenge 7.00am Sunrise 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm The Professionals 7.30am Sunrise 6.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00am Most Haunted 7.00pm The Car Chasers 7.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 8.00pm NCIS 7.30pm The Car Chasers 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 9.00pm NCIS 8.00pm Darts 10.00am Cold Case 10.00pm Castle 11.00am Sanctuary 11.00pm Castle 12.00am Kull the Conqueror 12.00pm Stargate Universe 12.00am Law and Order: Special Victims 2.05am How I Spent My Summer Vacation 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 3.50am ITV4 Nightscreen 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 4.00am Teleshopping 3.00pm Border Security: Canada’s 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Front Line 10.35am Food Unwrapped 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 11.05am Come Dine with Me Front Line 12.10pm Four in a Bed 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 12.45pm Four in a Bed 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 1.15pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm World News Today 1.50pm Four in a Bed 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.30pm Top of the Pops: 1981 2.25pm Four in a Bed 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.50pm Sounds of the Sixties 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 9.00pm Perfect Pianists at the BBC 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 10.00pm Country at the BBC 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Road Wars 11.00pm The Heart of Country: How 4.35pm Come Dine with Me Nashville Became Music City USA 9.00pm Sanctuary 5.05pm Come Dine with Me 10.00pm Police Force Australia 12.30am Johnny Cash: The Man, His 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 10.30pm Police Force Australia World, His Music 6.45pm A Place in the Sun 11.00pm Police Ten 1.30am Top of the Pops: 1981 7.50pm The Supervet 11.30pm Police Ten 1.50am Country at the BBC 8.55pm Grand Designs 12.00am Without a Trace 10.00pm Spin

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7.00am Doctor in the House 7.25am Heartbeat 8.25am Where the Heart is 9.30am The Royal 10.35am Judge Judy 11.00am Judge Judy 11.30am Judge Judy 11.55am Wycliffe 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 2.00pm Heartbeat 3.00pm The Royal 4.05pm Where the Heart is 5.15pm Doctor in the House 5.45pm In Loving Memory 6.15pm On the Buses 6.50pm Heartbeat 7.55pm Murder, She Wrote 8.55pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

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QUICK CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Secret listening devices (4) 3 Naughtiness (8) 9 Mariners (7) 10 Not seriously (2,3) 11 Broom made of twigs (5) 12 Vanquish (6) 14 Wish for (6) 16 Equals (anag.) (6) 19 Irritate (6) 21 More competent (5) 24 Hop it (5) 25 Mobile home (7) 26 Common-or-garden (8) 27 Gait faster than a walk (4)

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Each orange triangle connects a set of three numbers. Two numbers must add or subtract to equal the third. All numbers must be between 1 and 12 and no number c a n b e r e p e a t e d i n a h o r i z o n t a l r o w. © Engaged Learning

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6 11 12 6 6 5 7 1 2 8 3 10 9 11 9 1 2 12 3 12 1 10 9 7 5 8 5 7 8 2 11 4 9 1 4 9 2 10 12 1 3 6 7 1

Down 1 Western farm operated by church (5) 2 Think constantly about source of water in river (5,2) 3 Guy useless before 4th of November (4) 4 Reading novel about Pole being threatened (2,6) 5 Greek starter in local pharmacy (5) 6 Formidable person seen with a couple of sailors (6) 11 Modifying a sort of triangle (8) 12 Unthinkingly repeat standard nonsense (6) 13 Young Kermit playing old tape (7) 15 Flower beheaded more quickly (5) 17 Declares what is in haversack (5) 18 Small sweet potato (4)

Across 1 Butterfly embarrassed naval officer (3,7) 7 Meant to be at home, getting looked after (8) 8 Top dog heard (4) 9 Wait where the cargo goes (4) 10 Spanish princess in Spain - fantastic! (7)

7.10am 7.45am 8.50am 9.55am 11.50am 1.50pm 2.55pm 4.00pm 6.10pm 7.50pm 10.00pm 11.55pm 2.15am 4.15am 4.45am 5.15am

TCM

Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Kung Fu Kung Fu Tarzan’s Three Challenges Spies Like Us Kung Fu Kung Fu The Secret Life of Walter Mitty The Moonlighter One Spy Too Many Hard to Kill The Exorcist 2: The Heretic The Gypsy Moths Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura

Film4

12.00pm The Battle of the Sexes 1.45pm The Man From Colorado 3.50pm Fixed Bayonets 5.40pm To Hell and Back 7.50pm The Other Boleyn Girl 10.00pm Legion 12.00am The Warriors 1.50am Drug War

Yesterday Sky Sports 1

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am The Sixties: The Years That Shaped a Generation 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team Special 11.00am The Battle of Britain 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 3.00pm The World’s Weirdest Weapons 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team Special 6.00pm The World’s Weirdest Weapons 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Secrets of War 10.00pm Forbidden History 11.00pm Porridge 11.40pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle 12.40am The World’s Weirdest Weapons 1.40am WWII: Countdown to Victory 2.40am Secrets of War 3.30am The Re-Inventors 4.00am Home Shopping

History

9.00am Pawn Stars 9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 10.30am Pawn Stars 11.00am American Pickers 12.00pm Storage Wars 12.30pm Storage Wars 1.00pm Storage Wars 1.30pm Storage Wars 2.00pm Pawn Stars 2.30pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Pawn Stars 3.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm Shipping Wars 4.30pm Shipping Wars 5.00pm Storage Wars 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.00pm Pawn Stars 6.30pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm American Pickers 8.00pm Storage Wars 8.30pm Storage Wars 9.00pm Pawn Stars 9.30pm Pawn Stars 10.00pm Britain’s Biggest Heists 11.00pm Mobsters 12.00am Storage Wars 12.30am Storage Wars

7.00am Football Gold 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Football Gold 7.45am Football Gold 8.00am WWE Main Event 9.00am Premier League 100 Club 9.30am Premier League 10.00am Barclays Premier League World 10.30am Premier League Darts 2.30pm The Premier League Years 4.30pm La Liga Show 2015 5.00pm Premier League 100 Club 5.30pm BPL Legends 6.00pm Game Changers 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 7.00pm The Fantasy Football Club 8.00pm Football 11.15pm A League of Their Own 12.15am The Fantasy Football Club 1.15am Mavericks 1.45am Barclays Premier League World 2.15am Super League Highlights 2.30am Barclays Premier League World 3.00am Sporting Triumphs 3.15am The Fantasy Football Club 4.15am Sporting Triumphs 4.30am The Premier League Years

Sky1

7.00am Sunrise 7.30am Sunrise 8.00am Sunrise 8.30am Sunrise 9.00am Sunrise 9.30am Sunrise 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm Show Me Your Garden 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Dogs Might Fly 10.00pm Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 11.00pm Stella 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 2.00am Motorway Patrol 2.30am Motorway Patrol 3.00am Night Cops

Sky Sports 2

7.00am Sporting Rivalries 7.30am Live Super Rugby 9.30am Live Super Rugby 11.45am Sporting Triumphs 12.00pm CWC 2015 - Greatest Moments 1.00pm CWC 2015 - Greatest Moments 2.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 2.30pm CWC 2015 - Greatest Moments 3.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 4.00pm CWC 2015 - Greatest Moments 5.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 5.30pm Sporting Rivalries 6.00pm Time of Our Lives 7.00pm Sporting Heroes 8.00pm Game Changers 8.30pm Live Super League 11.15pm Sporting Triumphs 11.30pm Cricket 3.05am Cricket’s Greatest 3.35am CWC 2015 - Greatest Moments 4.30am Cricket’s Greatest 5.00am CWC 2015 - Greatest Moments 6.00am Cricket’s Greatest 6.30am Cricket’s Greatest

GOLD

7.00am Home Shopping 7.30am Home Shopping 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30am Sorry! 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm My Family 1.40pm Open All Hours 2.20pm Fawlty Towers 3.00pm Fawlty Towers 3.40pm As Time Goes By 4.20pm To the Manor Born 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.00pm My Family 7.40pm My Family 8.20pm Miranda 9.00pm Fawlty Towers 9.50pm Fawlty Towers 10.30pm Cheers 11.00pm Legends of Stand-Up and Bernard Righton 12.00am The Mighty Boosh 12.40am Nighty Night

Sky Sports 3

7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 10.30am 11.30am 11.45am 12.00pm 12.30pm 12.45pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.15pm 3.30pm 3.45pm

Spanish Gold Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Sporting Greats Pro Kabaddi League 2016 Darts Gold Darts Gold Racing News Spanish Gold Spanish Gold Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold

Chocie

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Alaskan Bush People 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Extreme Car Hoarders 10.00pm How It’s Made 10.30pm How It’s Made 11.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am How It’s Made 1.30am How It’s Made 2.00am David Baddiel on the Silk Road 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am How It’s Made

12 Car worker, a successful TV show contestant? (5,6) 14 Dressed for a military operation, we hear (7) 16 Notion almost perfect (4) 19 Run away from Usain? (4) 20 I am certainly shown to be better (8) 21Officers bending rigid sabre (10)

BT Sport 1

7.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries 8.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries 9.00am Total Italian Football 9.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 10.00am Hyundai A-League 12.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 1.00pm Road to Rio 1.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 2.00pm Barclays Premier League 3.30pm Barclays Premier League 5.00pm Air + Style World Tour Highlights 5.30pm Barclays Premier League World 6.00pm Rugby Tonight 7.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 8.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 11.00pm 30 for 30 12.00am Football Tonight 1.00am Barclays Premier League Preview

BT Sport 2

7.00am Test Match Bowls 8.00am Motogp Highlights 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 11.30am USA Game of the Week 1.30pm PSA Squash 3.00pm Last Week, This Week 3.15pm NBA Action 3.45pm NBA 5.45pm Hyundai A-League 7.15pm Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 7.45pm Barclays Premier League Preview 8.15pm Vanarama National League 11.00pm Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30pm Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries 12.30am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 1.00am UFC

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Saturday 5th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 11.00am Saturday Kitchen Live 12.30pm Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 1.00pm BBC News 1.10pm Football Focus 1.50pm Saturday Sportsday 2.00pm Cycling 3.00pm Tennis 5.30pm Final Score 6.20pm Dynamo: Magician Impossible 6.50pm BBC News 7.00pm Regional News and Weather 7.10pm The Getaway Car 8.00pm The Voice UK 10.00pm Casualty 10.50pm The National Lottery Live 11.00pm BBC News 11.20pm Match of the Day 12.50am The Recruit 2.40am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.45am BBC News

Itv2

Choice

7.00am The Hot Desk 7.10am Emmerdale Omnibus 9.45am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.15pm Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 1.45pm The Almost Impossible Gameshow 2.45pm Catchphrase 3.25pm Scorpion 4.20pm Beethoven’s 2nd 6.10pm Despicable Me 2 8.10pm Hulk 11.00pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 12.00am Family Guy 12.30am Family Guy 12.55am American Dad! 1.25am American Dad! 1.50am The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 2.20am Ibiza Weekender 3.10am Beowulf: Return to the Shieldlands 4.00am Teleshopping

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BBC2

7.00am After Tonight 8.15am The Quatermass Xperiment 9.35am Dean Spanley 11.10am Homes Under the Hammer 12.10pm Natural World 1.00pm Rick Stein’s India 2.00pm The Best Dishes Ever 2.30pm Talking Pictures 3.05pm Notorious 4.45pm Escape to the Country 5.30pm Tennis 6.30pm Flog It! 7.00pm Gardeners’ World 7.30pm Back in Time for the Weekend 8.30pm Queen Victoria’s Children 9.30pm Dad’s Army 10.00pm Stag 11.00pm Dom Hemingway 12.30am Line of Duty 1.30am Line of Duty 2.30am Lebanon 3.55am This is BBC Two

8.10am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm

BBC 3

Extreme Fishing with Robson Green American Pickers American Pickers Top Gear Top Gear Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK American Pickers

Itv3

7.00am Movies Now 7.10am Death Becomes Her 8.55am Where the Heart is 10.00am Where the Heart is 11.05am Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles 1.25pm A Touch of Frost 3.30pm Wycliffe 4.45pm Jane Eyre 7.00pm Midsomer Murders 9.00pm Midsomer Murders 11.00pm A Touch of Frost 1.10am Blue Murder 2.40am Doctor in the House 3.05am ITV3 Nightscreen 3.30am Teleshopping

ITV

10.25am Murder, She Wrote 11.20am The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.15pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.15pm ITV News and Weather 1.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.30pm Judge Rinder 3.30pm Tipping Point 4.35pm The Spy Who Loved Me 7.00pm ITV News London 7.10pm ITV News and Weather 7.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.00pm Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 9.30pm Take Me Out 11.00pm The Jonathan Ross Show 12.00am ITV News and Weather 12.20am Never Say Never Again 2.35am Jackpot247

Itv4

7.00am Ax Men 7.40am Ax Men 8.35am The Professionals 9.35am Bundesliga 10.35am Bundesliga 11.35am The Sweeney 12.35pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm Darts 6.00pm Storage Wars Texas 6.30pm Storage Wars Texas 7.00pm Pawn Stars 7.25pm Pawn Stars 8.00pm Darts 12.00am The Hitcher 1.40am Hell on Wheels 2.35am Minder 3.35am Movies Now 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 4.00am Teleshopping

BBC 4

8.00pm Human Planet 9.00pm Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures 10.00pm Trapped 10.50pm Trapped 11.45pm Doris Day: Virgin Territory 12.45am ... Sings Musicals 1.45am Sound of Cinema: The Music that Made the Movies 2.45am Top of the Pops: 1981 3.25am Top of the Pops: 1981 3.45am Doris Day: Virgin Territory

Channel 4

7.15am 7.40am 8.05am 8.30am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.30pm 5.10pm 5.40pm 6.10pm 6.40pm 7.05pm 7.35pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 12.40am 2.40am 4.50am 5.45am

King of Queens King of Queens Freerider World Tour Mobil 1 The Grid Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond The Morning Line The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Superhumans Show The Simpsons The Simpsons Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4 Racing Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Channel 4 News Great Canal Journeys Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages The Bourne Legacy Seven Psychopaths Hollyoaks Omnibus Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb Location, Location, Location

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 8.30am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm

Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line UK Border Force Border Security USA Brit Cops: Frontline Crime

Pick

10.30am 12.30pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 6.00pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 9.55pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 11.30pm 12.20am 1.15am 4.10am 5.00am

Channel 5 The Saturday Show Live Star Trek: The Motion Picture Criminally Funny: Caught in the Act Now That’s Funny! Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud Grannies Make You Laugh Out Loud Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! World War II in Colour The Gadget Show 5 News Weekend The Championship Goal Rush Law and Order: Special Victims Unit Law and Order: Special Victims Unit Super Casino I Want That Wedding! The Woman with No Face

5USA

7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Rookie Blue 11.00am Longmire 12.00pm Longmire 1.00pm Access 1.05pm Columbo: Undercover 3.05pm Seduced by Lies 5.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 6.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 6.55pm Access 7.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 8.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 9.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 11.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 11.55pm NCIS: New Orleans

9.55am 10.20am 11.15am 11.50am 12.20pm 12.55pm 1.25pm 1.55pm 2.25pm 3.00pm 3.35pm 4.05pm 4.40pm 5.40pm 6.50pm 7.55pm 9.00pm

more4

Kirstie’s Vintage Gems Time Team Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Grand Designs Grand Designs Grand Designs Grand Designs 80 Years of the Spitfire: Guy Martin’s Spitfire


Bear Grylls: Mission Survive episode Bear narrowed it down to his one ultimate Mission Survivor.

Seven celebrities battle through the wilds of Southern Africa on an uncompromising 12 day survival expedition. They are pushed to their psychological and physical limits to see who has the heroic qualities needed to become Bear’s Mission Survivor.

In Bear Grylls: Mission Survive, Les Miserables actress Samantha Barks, former Coronation Street actress Michelle Collins, choreographer and Dancing on Ice judge Jason Gardiner, Casualty actress Chelsee Healey, Grantchester actor Neil Morrissey, ex England footballer and coach Stuart Pearce MBE and Arsenal and England Ladies footballer Alex Scott, are put under extreme pressure by the adventurer and survival expert to see what they are made of.

Discovery

ever changing weather conditions – from the harsh African sun to torrential rain and bitterly cold nights – this journey is the toughest Bear has ever set for celebrity survival rookies. The novices faced hunger, sleep deprivation and tasks designed to test their ability to adapt and survive in the wilderness. They were literally yanked out of their comfort zone from the get go by a helicopter using

a Special Forces insertion technique and thrown into survival mode. Bear set the celebrities daily missions, as they journeyed under the watchful guidance of expedition leader Meg Hine and former commando Scott Heffield. At the end of every episode Bear sent home the person who least displayed the qualities of a survivor: positivity, resourcefulness, courage and determination. Eventually in the final

Yesterday Sky Sports 1

Sky Sports 2

7.00am How It’s Made 7.05am Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s Ho7.30am How It’s Made liest Places 8.00am Misfit Garage 7.30am Antiques Roadshow 9.00am Misfit Garage 8.15am Diamond Decades 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 9.00am The Man Who Discovered Egypt 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 10.00am Tales of Irish Castles 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 11.00am The World’s Weirdest Weapons 2.00pm Mythbusters 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 3.00pm Mythbusters 4.00pm Great White: The Impossible Shot 1.00pm Annihilation 5.00pm Air Jaws 2.00pm Annihilation 6.00pm Megalodon 3.00pm World War II: The Last Heroes 7.00pm Alaskan Bush People 4.00pm World War II: The Last Heroes 8.00pm Gold Rush 9.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Human Planet 10.00pm Natural Born Outlaws 6.00pm Human Planet 11.00pm I Almost Got Away with it 7.00pm Human Planet 12.00am FBI Case Files 8.00pm Classic Soul at the BBC 1.00am FBI Case Files 2.00am Natural Born Outlaws 9.00pm Dusty Springfield at the BBC 3.00am I Almost Got Away with it 10.00pm Planet Earth 4.00am FBI Case Files 11.00pm Planet Earth 4.50am FBI Case Files 12.00am Classic Soul at the BBC 5.40am How It’s Made 6.05am How It’s Made 1.00am Dusty Springfield at the BBC 6.30am How It’s Made 2.00am Disco at the BBC 3.00am Fit to Rule: How Royal Illness

7.00am Game Changers 7.30am Sporting Triumphs 7.45am Sporting Triumphs 8.00am Sporting Triumphs 8.15am Sporting Triumphs 8.30am Barclays Premier League World 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Nick Kicks 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.00pm Football 3.45pm Live Pro 12 Rugby 6.00pm Live Ford Saturday Night Football 9.00pm Live Fight Night 12.30am Football 12.45am Sporting Triumphs 1.00am Sporting Triumphs 1.15am Sporting Triumphs 1.30am Sporting Triumphs 1.45am Sporting Triumphs 2.00am Sporting Triumphs 2.15am Sporting Triumphs 2.30am Fight Night

7.00am Sporting Rivalries 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am Sporting Heroes 10.00am Sporting Greats 10.30am Sporting Rivalries 11.00am Sporting Greats 11.30am Sporting Greats 12.00pm Sporting Greats 12.30pm Sporting Greats 1.00pm Live Scottish Cup Football 3.45pm Sporting Triumphs 4.00pm Boxing Gold 4.15pm Boxing Gold 4.30pm Football Gold 4.40pm NFL 5.40pm Sporting Greats 6.10pm Football 8.25pm Sky Sports Boxing 9.00pm SNF: Game of the Day 11.00pm SNF: Match Choice 12.30am SNF: Match Choice

7.55am 9.00am 10.00am 12.05pm 1.45pm 4.00pm 5.50pm 7.35pm 10.00pm 12.25am 2.30am 3.15am 4.10am 5.00am

7.00am Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance 8.00am Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.00pm Monkey Life 1.30pm Monkey Life 2.00pm Modern Family 2.30pm Modern Family 3.00pm Modern Family 3.30pm Modern Family 4.00pm Futurama 4.30pm Futurama 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm Futurama 6.30pm The Simpsons 7.00pm The Flash 8.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm Limitless 11.00pm Arrow 12.00am DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 1.00am Scream 3 3.00am Strike Back: Project Dawn 4.00am Strike Back: Project Dawn 5.00am Emergency with Angela Griffin

7.00am Home Shopping 7.30am Home Shopping 8.00am Cheers 8.25am Cheers 8.50am Cheers 9.20am Cheers 10.00am Jeeves and Wooster 11.20am Animal Crackers 1.20pm The Tommy Cooper Hour 2.15pm Fawlty Towers 3.05pm Fawlty Towers 3.50pm Open All Hours 4.35pm Open All Hours 5.15pm Open All Hours 5.55pm Open All Hours 6.35pm Open All Hours 7.15pm Open All Hours 8.00pm Les Dawson: The Interviews 9.00pm Legends of Stand-Up and Bernard Righton 10.00pm Gimme Gimme Gimme 10.40pm Men Behaving Badly 11.20pm Bottom 12.00am Dylan Moran: Like, Totally 1.10am The League of Gentlemen 1.50am The League of Gentlemen 2.25am Not the Nine O’Clock News 3.00am Saxondale 3.30am The League of Gentlemen

TCM

Kung Fu Kung Fu One Spy Too Many The Moonlighter The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Son of a Gunfighter Yellowstone Kelly The Key The Exorcist 2: The Heretic The Gypsy Moths Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 12.00pm Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 10.00pm 2.00pm Leap Year 10.30pm 4.05pm True Grit 11.00pm 6.40pm Avatar 11.30pm 10.00pm Les Miserables 12.00am 1.05am Don’t be Afraid of the Dark 12.30am 3.05am Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 1.00am

Film4

History

Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars

Sky1

Bear continued: “The celebrities might be used to performing - whether it’s on stage, TV or in a sporting arena, but the wild is the ultimate leveller and out in the mountains there was little room for egos. They had to work hard and face their fears every day, and for some of them it was just too hard both physically, mentally and emotionally. By the last episode we were down to just three, all hugely capable individuals, but at the end I chose one incredible Mission Survivor as the person that I believe shone the brightest.” The series starts on ITV, Thursday 10th March at 10pm Central European TIme.

GOLD

Sky Sports 3

7.00am 7.30am 9.30am 11.45am 1.45pm 4.00pm 6.00pm 8.00pm 8.05pm 8.10pm 8.20pm 12.05am 12.20am 12.35am 12.55am 4.05am

Cricket’s Greatest Live Super Rugby Live Super Rugby Super Rugby Live Super Rugby Live Super Rugby Live Super Rugby Cricket: I Love it:Cipriani Cricket: I Love it:Parkinson Rugby Sevens Classics Live Las Vegas Rugby Sevens Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Live Las Vegas Rugby Sevens Sporting Rivalries

Choice

This year the expedition team confronted more terrifying challenges than ever before: surviving dangerous animals, facing a dizzying arsenal of high-octane survival scenarios and travelling further across the mountains and down to the coast. Combined with

Bear said: “This is one of the toughest shows I have ever done - there was no let up for the celebrities from the get-go, having to work together and dig deeper than they might ever have imagined. But that’s the reality that genuine survivors face: dig deep or die.”

BT Sport 1

8.00am Air + Style World Tour Highlights 8.30am World Rally Championship 9.00am Classic Barclays Premier League 9.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 10.00am Football Tonight 11.00am Matchday Live with Fletch and Sav 1.00pm Barclays Premier League 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.30pm 30 for 30 8.00pm PSA Squash Highlights 9.00pm World Rally Championship 10.00pm V8 Supercars 11.00pm V8 Supercars 12.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.30am Road to Rio 2.00am NBA 2.30am NBA 5.00am Football Tonight 5.30am V8 Supercars

BT Sport 2

9.00am UEFA Europa League Magazine 9.30am Hyundai A-League 11.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.00pm Motogp Highlights 2.00pm World Rally Championship 2.30pm The Clare Balding Show 3.30pm Last Week, This Week 3.45pm NBA Action 4.15pm NBA 6.15pm Serie A 8.00pm Football Tonight 8.30pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 9.00pm UEFA Champions League Magazine 9.30pm Portuguese Liga Nos 11.45pm Sport in Focus 12.00am UFC - Ultimate Insider

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Sunday 6th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 9.00am Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights 10.00am The Andrew Marr Show 11.00am The Big Questions 12.00pm Sunday Politics 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News 2.15pm Songs of Praise 2.50pm Lifeline 3.00pm Escape to the Country 3.30pm The Great Sport Relief Bake Off 4.30pm Match of the Day Live 7.00pm BBC News 7.15pm Regional News and Weather 7.25pm Dickensian 8.15pm Countryfile 9.00pm Call the Midwife 10.00pm The Night Manager 11.00pm BBC News 11.20pm Regional News and Weather 11.30pm Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights

Itv2

7.00am

Totally Bonkers Guinness

World Records

7.20am

Emmerdale Omnibus

10.00am

Coronation Street Omnibus

12.20pm

Take Me Out

1.50pm

Take Me Out: The Gossip

2.55pm

Back to the Future Part II

5.05pm

Ant and Dec’s Saturday

Night Takeaway

6.40pm Catchphrase 7.40pm

Back to the Future Part III

10.00pm

Ibiza Weekender

11.00pm

Family Guy

11.30pm Bordertown Family Guy

12.30am

Family Guy

1.00am

American Dad!

Choice

12.00am

Discovery

ITV

Itv4

BBC 3

Itv3

7.00am On the Buses 7.25am On the Buses 7.55am On the Buses 8.20am A Touch of Frost 10.35am Heartbeat 11.35am Heartbeat 12.35pm Jane Eyre 2.45pm Wycliffe 3.55pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.55pm Margery and Gladys 8.00pm Midsomer Murders 10.00pm Carry On Forever 11.00pm Mrs Biggs 12.35am Something’s Gotta Give 3.00am Agatha 4.40am May the Best House Win 5.30am May the Best House Win 6.20am Judge Judy 6.40am ITV3 Nightscreen

Yesterday

TCM

Film4

Channel 4

7.15am King of Queens 7.40am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.05am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30am Frasier 9.00am Frasier 9.30am The Simpsons 10.00am The Simpsons 10.30am Sunday Brunch 1.30pm The Simpsons 2.00pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 3.00pm Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 5.00pm Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 7.15pm Channel 4 News 7.30pm The Secret Life of the Zoo 8.30pm The Jump 10.00pm American Hustle 12.40am An Officer and a Gentleman 2.55am The Secret Life of the Pub 3.50am Come Dine with Me 4.15am Come Dine with Me 4.45am Come Dine with Me 5.10am Come Dine with Me 6.05am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 8.30am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 8.00pm Jigs and Wigs: The Extreme 4.00pm World of Irish Dancing 4.30pm 8.30pm Jigs and Wigs: The Extreme 5.00pm World of Irish Dancing 5.30pm 9.00pm Do We Really Need the Moon? 6.00pm 10.00pm The German Doctor 6.30pm 11.25pm Storyville 7.00pm 12.55am The Heart of Country: How Nashville Became Music City USA 7.30pm 8.00pm 2.25am Johnny Cash: The Man, His 8.30pm World, His Music 9.00pm 3.25am Singer-Songwriters at the BBC

BBC 4

Sky Sports 1

Sporting Triumphs 7.05am Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s Ho- 7.00am liest Places 7.15am Sporting Triumphs 7.30am Antiques Roadshow 7.30am Sporting Triumphs 8.15am Diamond Decades 7.45am Sporting Triumphs 9.00am Planet Earth 8.00am Premier League 10.00am Planet Earth 11.00am Ganges 8.30am SNF: Match Choice 12.00pm Ganges 10.00am The Sunday Supplement 1.00pm Ganges 11.30am Goals on Sunday 2.00pm Human Planet 1.30pm Live Ford Super Sunday 3.00pm Human Planet 4.00pm Human Planet 4.30pm Live Ford Super Sunday 5.00pm Ganges 8.00pm Football Gold 6.00pm Ganges 8.05pm Football 7.00pm Ganges 10.10pm Sporting Triumphs 8.00pm Planet Earth 9.00pm Planet Earth 10.25pm Sporting Triumphs 10.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 10.40pm Sporting Triumphs 10.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 10.55pm Football 11.00pm Bombay Railway 12.00am Great British Railway Journeys 1.00am Football 1.15am The Sunday Supplement 2.45am Goals on Sunday 3.45am Ford Football Special 9.00am Pawn Stars 5.15am Football Gold 9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 10.30am Pawn Stars 7.05am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am Pawn Stars 7.40am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.30am Pawn Stars 7.00am The Hour of Power 8.15am Atlantis, the Lost Continent 12.00pm Pawn Stars 8.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00am The Key 12.30pm Pawn Stars 8.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.30pm Yellowstone Kelly 1.00pm Pawn Stars 9.00am Monkey Life 1.30pm Pawn Stars 2.15pm Son of a Gunfighter 9.30am Monkey Life 2.00pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm A Thunder of Drums 10.00am Monkey Life 2.30pm Pawn Stars 10.30am Monkey Life 5.55pm The Stalking Moon 3.00pm Pawn Stars 11.00am The Flash 8.05pm Cimarron 3.30pm Pawn Stars 12.00pm WWE Raw 11.00pm Rome 4.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.10am Duplex 4.30pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 1.55am The Replacements 5.00pm Storage Wars 2.00pm Modern Family 4.05am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 5.30pm Storage Wars 2.30pm Modern Family 6.00pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Futurama 6.30pm Pawn Stars Australia 3.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Ax Men 4.00pm Futurama 8.00pm American Restoration 12.00pm The Rocker 4.30pm Futurama 8.30pm American Restoration 5.00pm Modern Family 2.00pm New in Town 9.00pm Ancient Aliens 5.30pm Modern Family 3.50pm Tooth Fairy 11.00pm Texas Rising 6.00pm Modern Family 5.50pm Evolution 12.00am Pawn Stars 6.30pm Modern Family 7.50pm The Time Traveler’s Wife 12.30am Pawn Stars Australia 7.00pm The Simpsons 10.00pm Morning Glory 1.00am Ancient Aliens 7.30pm The Simpsons 12.05am Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 2.00am Storage Wars 8.00pm Dogs Might Fly

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Gold Rush 9.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00am Edge of Alaska 11.00am Railroad Alaska 12.00pm Yukon Men 1.00pm Airplane Repo 2.00pm Jungle Gold 3.00pm Auction Hunters 3.30pm Auction Hunters 4.00pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 5.00pm Mythbusters 6.00pm Mythbusters 7.00pm How It’s Made 7.30pm How It’s Made 8.00pm Flight 370: The Missing Links 9.00pm Secret Space Escapes 10.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 11.00pm Kings of the Wild 12.00am Gold Rush 1.00am Secret Space Escapes 2.00am David Baddiel on the Silk Road 3.00am Kings of the Wild

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BBC2

7.00am A to Z of TV Gardening 9.30am Bear Grylls Survival School 10.05am The Tom and Jerry Show 7.45am Great British Garden Revival 10.25am ITV News 8.45am An Island Parish 10.30am Murder, She Wrote 9.15am Gardeners’ World 11.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 9.45am Countryfile 12.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.30pm ITV News and Weather 10.45am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 1.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.15pm The Best Dishes Ever 2.40pm Judge Rinder 12.45pm The Best Dishes Ever 3.45pm Big Star’s Little Star 1.15pm MOTD2 Extra 4.45pm Off Their Rockers 5.15pm Moonraker 2.00pm Triathlon 7.35pm ITV News London 3.00pm Cycling 7.45pm ITV News and Weather 7.00pm Flog It! 8.00pm Beowulf: Return to the 8.00pm Who’s the Boss? Shieldlands 9.00pm The Story of Cats 9.00pm Steve Backshall’s Extreme 10.00pm Doctor Thorne Mountain Challenge 10.00pm Let’s Play Darts for Sports Relief 2016 7.00am Kojak 11.00pm Thirteen The Sweeney 12.00am The People v OJ Simpson: Ameri- 7.55am 8.55am The Professionals can Crime Story 9.55am The Professionals 12.40am Shifty 10.55am Pawn Stars 11.20am Pawn Stars 11.50am Pawn Stars 12.20pm Pawn Stars 12.45pm The Classic Car Show 8.00am Extreme Fishing with 1.45pm Darts Robson Green 6.00pm Storage Wars Texas 8.50am Traffic Cops 6.30pm Storage Wars Texas 9.50am Traffic Cops 10.50am Shoot Out 6.55pm The Car Chasers 12.40pm Top Gear 7.25pm The Car Chasers 2.00pm Traffic Cops 8.00pm Darts 3.00pm Blackadder Goes Forth 12.00am Smokin’ Aces 3.40pm Blackadder Goes Forth 2.10am Ax Men 4.20pm Blackadder Goes Forth 3.10am Highway Patrol 5.00pm Red Dwarf 3.35am Movies Now 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 4.00am Teleshopping

History

Sky1

Pick

Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Chopper Squad Chopper Squad It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog Animal Cops: South Africa Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Dog Rescuers Dog Rescuers Meerkat Manor Meerkat Manor Criminal Minds

Sky Sports 2

7.00am How the 2015 CWC Was Won 9.00am Fight Night 12.30pm Football 3.30pm Football Gold 3.45pm Rugby Sevens Classics 3.55pm Football 6.10pm Football 8.15pm Football 10.30pm Football 10.45pm Football Gold 11.00pm Ford Football Special 12.30am Football’s Greatest Managers 1.00am Football 3.00am Football 5.00am Football’s Greatest II 5.30am Sporting Triumphs 5.45am Sporting Triumphs 6.00am Sporting Triumphs 6.15am Sporting Triumphs 6.30am Football’s Greatest II

GOLD

7.00am Home Shopping 7.30am Home Shopping 8.00am Cheers 8.30am ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 9.05am ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 9.50am Open All Hours 10.30am Open All Hours 11.10am Open All Hours 11.50am Open All Hours 12.30pm Open All Hours 1.10pm Open All Hours 1.50pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 2.35pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 3.15pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 4.00pm The Cocoanuts 6.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.40pm The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 8.05pm The Tommy Cooper Hour 9.00pm Kenneth Williams 10.00pm Kenneth Williams: Comic Roots 10.40pm I’m Alan Partridge 11.20pm The Office 12.00am The Thick of It 12.40am The Armando Iannucci Shows 1.10am Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle

Channel 5

11.30am 12.25pm 12.55pm 1.50pm 2.50pm 4.55pm 7.00pm 9.10pm 9.55pm 10.00pm 12.05am

The Championship Goal Rush Police Interceptors The True Story Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Star Trek III: The Search for Spock Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Penn and Teller 5 News Weekend Grown Ups 2 You, Me and Dupree

5USA

7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am My Name is Earl 10.25am Rookie Blue 11.25am Castle 12.25pm Castle 1.25pm Columbo 3.25pm Columbo: Short Fuse 5.00pm Columbo: Grand Deceptions 7.00pm NCIS 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm CSI: NY 11.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am CSI: Miami 12.55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

9.55am 10.20am 11.20am 12.25pm 12.55pm 1.30pm 2.05pm 2.35pm 3.05pm 3.40pm 4.10pm 4.40pm 5.15pm 5.45pm 6.15pm 6.50pm 7.20pm

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Kirstie’s Vintage Gems Discovering Britain Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me

Sky Sports 3

7.00am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 8.00am Time of Our Lives 9.00am Football 11.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.30am NFL 12.30pm NFL 1.25pm Cricket 5.00pm Sporting Triumphs 5.15pm Sporting Triumphs 5.30pm Sporting Triumphs 5.45pm Sporting Triumphs 6.00pm WWE Raw 7.00pm WWE Experience 8.00pm Football League Goals 9.00pm Goals on Sunday

BT Sport 1

8.00am UEFA Champions League Magazine 8.30am UEFA Europa League Magazine 9.00am World Rally Championship 10.00am Barclays Premier League 11.30am Football Tonight 12.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 12.30pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.00pm Road to Rio 2.30pm World Rally Championship 3.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.30pm World Rally Championship 7.00pm World Rally Championship 8.00pm V8 Supercars 9.00pm NBA 9.30pm NBA 12.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine 12.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.00am Test Match Bowls

BT Sport 2

8.00am Motogp Highlights 9.00am Road to Rio 9.30am Judo World Tour Highlights 10.00am Gillette World Sport 10.30am The Clare Balding Show 11.30am Last Week, This Week 12.00pm PSA Squash Highlights 1.00pm Last Week, This Week 1.15pm Hyundai A-League 2.45pm Serie A 5.00pm French Ligue 1 7.00pm NBA 8.45pm French Ligue 1 11.00pm Vanarama National League Highlights


Monday 7th March BBC1

BBC2

ITV

Channel 4

Itv4

BBC 3

Itv2

Pick

Itv3

BBC 4

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Overhaulin’ 10.00pm Rockin’ Roadsters 11.00pm Bitchin’ Rides 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Rockin’ Roadsters 2.00am Bitchin’ Rides

TCM

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 8.00am Kung Fu 11.00am 9.05am Cimarron 12.00pm 11.55am A Thunder of Drums 12.30pm 1.50pm Gunsmoke 1.00pm 2.55pm Kung Fu 1.30pm 2.00pm 4.00pm The Enemy General 2.30pm 5.35pm Bomba the Jungle Boy 3.00pm 7.00pm Kill Her Gently 3.30pm 8.30pm Terror on a Train 4.00pm 10.00pm Duplex 4.30pm 11.45pm Point Blank 5.00pm 1.35am Wild Rovers 5.30pm 4.05am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 12.00pm The Long Memory 9.00pm 1.50pm The Million Pound Note 9.30pm 3.35pm The Yellow Mountain 10.00pm 5.05pm Two Rode Together 10.30pm 7.15pm Independence Day 11.00pm 10.00pm A Good Day to Die Hard 12.00am 11.50pm Underworld: Awakening 12.30am

Film4

Yesterday

7.05am Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s Holiest Places 7.30am The Sixties: The Years That Shaped a Generation 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team Special 11.00am Great British Railway Journeys 11.30am Great British Railway Journeys 12.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 12.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home 3.00pm Bombay Railway 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team Special 6.00pm The World’s Weirdest Weapons 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Queen Victoria’s Children

History

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Australia American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Australia Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Pawn Stars Australia Storage Wars

Channel 5

10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The Cowboy Builders 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15pm The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS: New Orleans 4.15pm Smokescreen 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm FIA World Rally Championship Highlights 9.00pm Carry on Caravanning 10.00pm The X Files

5USA

7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Rookie Blue 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.10pm Dark Desire 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00pm CSI: NY 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm NCIS 11.00pm NCIS 12.00am CSI: Miami

9.55am 10.35am 11.05am 12.10pm 12.45pm 1.15pm 1.50pm 2.25pm 2.55pm 3.25pm 4.00pm 4.35pm 5.05pm 5.40pm 6.45pm 7.50pm 8.55pm 10.00pm

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Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Food Unwrapped Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun A Place in the Sun The Supervet Grand Designs Vet on the Hill

Sky Sports 3

7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am How the 2012 ICC World T20 8.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00am Football Gold 9.00am Major League Soccer Was Won 7.15am Football Gold 11.00am Football 9.00am How the 2014 ICC World T20 7.30am Football Gold 1.00pm Football Was Won 7.45am Football Gold Major League Soccer 11.00am Road to the ICC World Twenty20 3.00pm 8.00am WWE Raw Sky Sports Years 12.00pm History of the ICC World Twenty20 5.00pm 9.00am Goals on Sunday 6.00pm Sporting Rivalries 2.00pm World T20 2016 - The Women 10.00am Ford Football Special 6.30pm Pursuit: 2016 (Fishing) 3.00pm How the 2012 ICC World T20 11.30am Football League Goals 7.30pm Sporting Heroes Was Won 12.30pm Top 14 Rugby Highlights 8.30pm Live Netball Superleague 5.00pm How the 2014 ICC World T20 1.00pm Fight Night 10.30pm Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights Was Won 4.30pm Goals on Sunday 11.00pm Super League Fulltime 7.00pm Road to the ICC World Twenty20 5.30pm Game Changers 8.00pm History of the ICC World Twenty20 6.00pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 10.00pm World T20 2016 - The Women 6.30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 11.00pm Major League Soccer 7.30pm Football League Goals 7.00am Vanarama National League High1.00am Super League Fulltime 8.25pm Football lights 1.30am Cricket’s Greatest 10.30pm La Liga Goals 7.30am Barclays Premier League Review 2.00am How the 2012 ICC World T20 11.30pm Football League Goals 8.30am Barclays Premier League Was Won 12.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 10.00am Hyundai A-League 4.00am How the 2014 ICC World T20 1.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 12.00pm Football Tonight Was Won 2.00am Premier League 100 Club 12.30pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits Super League Fulltime 2.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 6.00am 1.00pm Vanarama National League 6.30am Cricket’s Greatest 3.00am The Premier League Years Highlights 1.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 5.00am Premier League 100 Club 2.30pm European Football Show 5.30am Premier League 100 Club Highlights 6.00am Premier League 100 Club 4.30pm Football Tonight 7.00am Home Shopping 5.00pm French Ligue 1 Review 7.30am Home Shopping 6.00pm NBA 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 6.30pm Bundesliga Review 9.30am Sunrise 8.30am Sorry! 7.30pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00am As Time Goes By 8.00pm Vanarama National League 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 9.40am To the Manor Born Highlights 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 8.30pm Premier League Under 21s Foot1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 12.20pm My Family 4.00pm Show Me Your Garden 1.00pm My Family 5.00pm Futurama 7.00am Motogp Highlights 1.40pm Open All Hours 5.30pm Futurama 8.00am World Match Racing Tour 2.20pm The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 6.00pm The Simpsons 10.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 3.40pm As Time Goes By 6.30pm Futurama 12.00pm World Rally Championship 4.20pm To the Manor Born 7.00pm Futurama 12.30pm UEFA Champions League 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.30pm The Simpsons Magazine 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 8.00pm The Simpsons 1.00pm UEFA Europa League Magazine 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 8.30pm The Simpsons 1.30pm Paulistao 9.00pm Modern Family 7.00pm My Family 3.00pm WTA All Access 9.30pm Modern Family 7.40pm My Family 3.30pm NBA 10.00pm Karl Pilkington: The Moaning 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.30pm Turkish Airlines Euroleague of Life 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses Basketball Magazine 11.00pm A League of Their Own 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 6.00pm Formula e - Sound of the Future 12.00am Limitless 6.30pm Football Tonight 10.20pm Only Fools and Horses 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.00pm WRC Review 11.00pm Gavin and Stacey 2.00am Hawaii Five-0

Sky Sports 1

Choice

7.00am Breakfast 7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain .00am Countdown 10.15am Food: Truth or Scare 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am King of Queens 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am King of Queens 12.00pm Wanted Down Under Revisited 9.15am Emergency Rescue Down Under 11.30am This Morning 8.35am King of Queens 12.45pm Claimed and Shamed 9.45am Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.00pm BBC News at One 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 10.30am Frasier 2.45pm Doctors 2.00pm The Chef’s Protege 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 3.15pm Moving On 2.30pm Portillo’s State Secrets 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Undercover Boss Canada 4.00pm Escape to the Country 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 4.45pm Holiday of My Lifetime with 4.00pm A Place to Call Home 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Len Goodman 4.50pm The Life of Mammals 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.30pm Flog It! 5.50pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 8.30pm Coronation Street 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 6.15pm Pointless 6.20pm Bargain Hunt 9.00pm Further Tales from Northumber 4.10pm Countdown 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.00pm Eggheads land with Robson Green 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 7.30pm Too Much TV 9.30pm Coronation Street 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 8.00pm The One Show 8.00pm This Farming Life 10.00pm Davina Mccall: Life at the Extreme 7.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm Inside Out 9.00pm University Challenge 7.30pm Hollyoaks 8.57pm BBC News and Regional News 9.30pm Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 8.00pm Channel 4 News 9.00pm EastEnders 10.00pm The People v OJ Simpson: 8.55pm The Political Slot 9.30pm Would I Lie to You? American Crime Story 9.00pm Dispatches 7.00am Hat-Trick Heroes 10.00pm New Tricks 10.50pm QI XL 9.30pm Food Unwrapped 7.15am Magnum, P.I. 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Newsnight 10.00pm Royal Navy School 8.05am The Chase 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 12.15am Steve Backshall’s Extreme 11.00pm Fresh Meat 8.55am The Professionals 11.42pm BBC Weather Mountain Challenge 11.50pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00am The Sweeney 11.45pm Cuckoo 12.55am 24 Hours in A and E 11.00am Ax Men 12.15am Match of the Day: FA Cup High1.55am Secrets of the Salon 12.00pm The Chase 1.00pm The Professionals 2.00pm Storage Wars 8.00am Storage Hunters 2.30pm Storage Wars 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 3.00pm The Car Chasers 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 3.30pm The Car Chasers 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am Top Gear 4.00pm Magnum, P.I. 8.00am Most Haunted 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Top Gear 5.00pm The Sweeney 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Megatruckers 9.00am Emmerdale 6.00pm The Professionals 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.30pm Megatruckers 9.30am Coronation Street 7.00pm Storage Wars Texas 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 10.00am Coronation Street 7.30pm Storage Wars Texas 11.00am Sanctuary 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 10.35am Catchphrase 8.00pm Rugby Highlights 3.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 11.15am Dinner Date 9.00pm Ax Men 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 12.15pm Royal Pains 10.00pm Kull the Conqueror 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 1.10pm Emmerdale 12.05am Bundesliga 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 1.45pm Coronation Street 1.00am Rugby Highlights 3.00pm Highway Patrol 7.00am Doctor in the House 2.15pm Coronation Street 2.05am The Chronicles of Riddick 3.30pm Customs UK 7.25am Heartbeat 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.25am Where the Heart is 3.40pm Judge Rinder 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 9.30am The Royal 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.35am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.00am Judge Judy 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.00pm World News Today 6.50pm Take Me Out 11.25am Judge Judy 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm Timothy Spall: Back at Sea 11.55am Wycliffe 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! Without a Trace 9.00pm Great Irish Journeys with Martha 7.00pm 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 Kearney 2.00pm Heartbeat 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 3.05pm The Royal 9.30pm The Return of Flying Scotsman 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm Family Guy 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.10pm Where the Heart is 10.00pm The Renaissance Unchained 10.30pm Bordertown 5.15pm Doctor in the House 11.00pm Imagine: The Trouble with Tolstoy 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00pm Family Guy 5.50pm In Loving Memory 12.05am Imagine: The Trouble with Tolstoy 12.00am Without a Trace 11.30pm American Dad! 6.20pm On the Buses 1.00am Supernatural 1.05am Human Planet 6.55pm Heartbeat 12.00am American Dad! 2.00am Most Shocking 2.05am Storyville 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 12.30am The Cleveland Show 3.00am Sexcetera 3.35am The Renaissance Unchained 9.00pm Lewis 1.00am The Cleveland Show 4.00am A Haunting 11.00pm A Touch of Frost 4.35am This is BBC Four 1.30am Two and a Half Men

Sky Sports 2

BT Sport 1

Sky1

GOLD

BT Sport 2

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Tuesday 8th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Countryside 999 12.45pm Claimed and Shamed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Moving On 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm Holby City 10.00pm Happy Valley 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Life and Death Row 12.45am Forget Me Not 2.20am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.25am BBC News

Itv2

Choice

7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Coronation Street 10.35am Catchphrase 11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.10pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Coronation Street 2.15pm Coronation Street 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.40pm Judge Rinder 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm Ultimate You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Quantum of Solace 12.10am Family Guy 12.40am Family Guy 1.10am American Dad! 1.35am American Dad! 2.00am Two and a Half Men 2.30am Ibiza Weekender 3.20am Teleshopping

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Rockin’ Roadsters 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Gold Rush: The Dirt 10.00pm Gold Rush 11.30pm Gold Rush: The Dirt 12.00am David Baddiel on the Silk Road 1.00am Gold Rush 2.30am Gold Rush: The Dirt

7.10am 8.20am 9.25am 10.55am 12.20pm

TCM

Kung Fu Kung Fu Terror on a Train Bomba the Jungle Boy The Enemy General 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.55pm Kung Fu 4.00pm The Angry Hills 6.05pm The Helicopter Spies 8.00pm Drums of Africa 10.00pm Point Blank 11.50pm Exit Wounds 1.50am Showdown in Little Tokyo

Film4

12.00pm A Farewell to Arms 1.50pm Down to the Sea in Ships 4.10pm 23 Paces to Baker Street 6.15pm The Black Knight 7.55pm Admission 10.00pm ‘71 12.05am Man on a Ledge

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7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am King of Queens Cowboy Builders 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am King of Queens 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.15am Emergency Rescue Down Under 11.30am This Morning 8.35am King of Queens 1.15pm The Nightmare Neighbour 9.45am Great British Railway Journeys 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond Next Door 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 2.45pm Neighbours 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 10.30am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 2.00pm The Super League Show 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 4.15pm Kidnapped: The Search for 2.45pm Coast 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Undercover Boss Canada Tommy 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 6.00pm 5 News at 5 4.00pm A Place to Call Home 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 6.30pm Neighbours 4.50pm The Life of Mammals 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 7.00pm Home and Away 5.50pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 8.30pm The Inspectors are Coming 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 6.20pm Bargain Hunt 9.00pm It’s Not Rocket Science 4.10pm Countdown 8.00pm The Dog Rescuers with 7.00pm Eggheads 10.00pm Frustrated Britain: Caught 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun Alan Davies 7.30pm Too Much TV on Camera 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 9.00pm Britain’s Horror Homes 8.00pm This Farming Life 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 7.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Back in Time for the Weekend 7.30pm Hollyoaks 10.00pm Who’s the Boss? 8.00pm Channel 4 News 11.00pm Scrappers 8.55pm The Political Slot 7.00am Teleshopping 11.30pm Newsnight 9.00pm The Secret Life of the Zoo 7.00am Goals of the 70’s 10.00am Rookie Blue 12.15am Let’s Play Darts for Sports 10.00pm Born to be Different 11.00am Person of Interest 7.10am Magnum, P.I. Relief 2016 11.00pm Gogglebox 12.00pm Person of Interest 8.10am The Chase 1.15am Back in Time for the Weekend 12.05am Very British Problems 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.10am The Professionals 2.15am MasterChef: The Professionals 1.05am Pokerstars.Com and Monte-Carlo 2.00pm NCIS Casino EPT Grand Final 3.00pm Access 10.10am The Sweeney 3.10pm Garage Sale Mystery: The 2.00am Kotv Boxing 11.10am Ax Men Wedding Dress 12.15pm The Chase 5.00pm NCIS 8.00am Storage Hunters 6.00pm CSI: Broken City 1.15pm Pawn Stars 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 7.00pm CSI: Miami 1.45pm Snooker 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 8.00pm NCIS 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 6.15pm Storage Wars 9.00pm NCIS 11.00am Top Gear 8.00am Most Haunted 10.00pm Law and Order: Special 6.45pm Car Chasers 12.00pm Top Gear 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 1.00pm Megatruckers 7.10pm Car Chasers 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.30pm Megatruckers 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 11.00am Sanctuary 12.15am Death Race 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 3.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 2.25am Ax Men 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 3.30am Movies Now 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.05am Come Dine with Me 3.40am ITV4 Nightscreen 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.10pm Four in a Bed 3.00pm Highway Patrol 4.00am Teleshopping 12.45pm Four in a Bed 7.00am Doctor in the House 3.30pm Customs UK 1.15pm Four in a Bed 7.25am Heartbeat 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 1.50pm Four in a Bed 8.25am Where the Heart is 2.25pm Four in a Bed 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 9.30am The Royal 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 10.35am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 11.00am Judge Judy 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.00pm World News Today 11.25am Judge Judy 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm Timothy Spall: Back at Sea 11.55am Wycliffe 4.35pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm The Taff: The River That 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 5.05pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 Made Wales 2.05pm Heartbeat 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 3.05pm The Royal 9.30pm The Brecon Beacons with Iolo 9.00pm Sanctuary 6.45pm A Place in the Sun 10.00pm A Haunting 4.10pm Where the Heart is Williams 7.50pm The Supervet 5.15pm Doctor in the House 11.00pm South of Hell 10.00pm The Last Seabird Summer? 8.55pm Grand Designs 5.50pm In Loving Memory 12.00am Without a Trace 10.00pm Selling Houses with Amanda 11.00pm Indian Hill Railways 6.20pm On the Buses 1.00am Supernatural 12.00am The Story of British Pathe 6.55pm Heartbeat 2.00am Most Shocking 1.00am The Prosecutors: Real Crime 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 3.00am Sexcetera and Punishment 9.00pm Midsomer Murders 4.00am Cold Case 11.00pm A Touch of Frost 2.00am The Last Seabird Summer? 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00am Football Gold 7.05am Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s 9.00am Sporting Heroes 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold Holiest Places 10.00am MLS Highlights 8.00am How the ICC World T20 Was Won Football Gold 7.30am Oz and Hugh Drink to Christmas 7.30am 10.15am MLS Highlights 10.00am Cricket 7.45am Football Gold 8.15am Cash in the Attic 10.30am Super League Fulltime 2.30pm Cricket 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 11.00am Netball Superleague 7.00pm Cricket 9.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 10.00am Time Team Special 1.00pm Time of Our Lives 8.00pm Cricket 11.00am The World’s Weirdest Weapons 10.00am Football Gold 2.00pm Super League Fulltime 9.00pm Cricket 10.15am Football Gold 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 2.30pm Sporting Rivalries 10.00pm Cricket 10.30am Football Gold 1.00pm Time Team Special 3.00pm Netball Superleague 11.00pm La Liga World 2015 10.45am Football Gold 2.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 5.00pm Super League Fulltime 12.00am Cricket 11.00am BPL Legends 3.00pm Queen Victoria’s Children 5.30pm Sky Sports Years 1.00am Cricket 11.30am BPL Legends 4.00pm Coast 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 12.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 5.00pm Time Team Special 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest Premier League 100 Club 6.00pm The World’s Weirdest Weapons 1.00pm 3.00am Cricket 1.30pm BPL Legends 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 7.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 4.00am Cricket 2.00pm Football League Goals 8.00pm Coast 7.30am Game of the Week 5.00am Cricket 3.00pm The Premier League Years 9.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 8.00am French Ligue 1 Review 5.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 6.00am Cricket 10.00pm Impossible Engineering 9.00am Barclays Premier League Review 6.00pm Premier League 11.00pm Blackadder II 6.30pm Premier League 11.40pm Yes, Minister 10.00am Premier League Under 7.00pm Sportswomen 12.20am Steptoe and Son 21s Football 7.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 11.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 8.30pm Fight Night 11.30am Game of the Week 12.00am Barclays Premier League Review 12.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.00am The Premier League Years 9.00am Pawn Stars 1.30pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 3.00am The Premier League Years 9.30am Pawn Stars 3.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 10.00am Pawn Stars 7.00am Home Shopping 4.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 10.30am Pawn Stars 7.30am Home Shopping 11.00am American Pickers 5.30pm WTA All Access 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 12.00pm Storage Wars 9.30am Sunrise 8.30am Sorry! 6.00pm NBA 12.30pm Storage Wars 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00am As Time Goes By 7.30pm The Emirates F.A. Cup 1.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.15pm Global Goals 1.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 10.30pm NBA 2.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 2.30pm Pawn Stars 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 12.20pm My Family 3.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm Show Me Your Garden 1.00pm My Family 4.00pm Shipping Wars 5.00pm Futurama 7.00am Motogp Highlights 1.40pm Only Fools and Horses 4.30pm Shipping Wars 5.30pm Futurama 8.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 5.00pm Storage Wars 6.00pm The Simpsons 10.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.30pm Futurama 12.00pm WRC Review 3.40pm As Time Goes By 6.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm Futurama 1.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 6.30pm Pawn Stars 4.20pm To the Manor Born 7.30pm The Simpsons 1.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 7.00pm American Pickers 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 8.00pm The Simpsons 2.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 8.00pm Storage Wars 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 8.30pm The Simpsons 2.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 8.30pm Storage Wars 9.00pm The Flash 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 9.00pm Pawn Stars 10.00pm Stella 7.00pm My Family 3.30pm Toyota Racing Series 9.30pm Pawn Stars 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 7.40pm My Family 4.30pm Toyota Racing Series 10.00pm Storage Wars 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 8.20pm Bull 5.30pm Rugby Tonight 10.30pm Storage Wars 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 7.00pm Bundesliga Review 11.00pm Texas Rising 2.00am Road Wars 8.00pm UEFA Champions League 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 12.00am Storage Wars 3.00am Night Cops 11.30pm Toyota Racing Series 10.20pm Men Behaving Badly 12.30am Storage Wars 4.00am Stargate SG-1

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Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Gold Rush 3.30pm Gold Rush: The Dirt 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 10.00pm Mythbusters 11.00pm Moonshiners 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Mythbusters 2.00am Moonshiners

TCM

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 7.05am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am 7.40am Kung Fu 12.00pm 8.40am Kung Fu 12.30pm 9.50am The Helicopter Spies 1.00pm 11.45am The Angry Hills 1.30pm 2.00pm 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.30pm 2.55pm Kung Fu 3.00pm 4.00pm Battle of the Coral Sea 3.30pm 5.45pm The Crimson Pirate 4.00pm 7.50pm Bridge to the Sun 4.30pm 10.00pm Exit Wounds 5.00pm 12.00am Scream 5.30pm 2.10am Border Shootout 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 12.00pm The Virgin Queen 9.00pm 1.50pm One of Our Aircraft is Missing 9.30pm 3.55pm Gideon of Scotland Yard 10.00pm 5.45pm The Last Wagon 12.00am 7.50pm The Three Musketeers 12.30am 10.00pm Solomon Kane 1.00am 12.05am Predators 3.00am

Film4

Yesterday

7.05am Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s Holiest Places 7.30am Agnetha: Abba and After 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team Special 11.00am The World’s Weirdest Weapons 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Impossible Engineering 3.00pm Ancient Black Ops 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team Special 6.00pm The World’s Weirdest Weapons 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Castle Builders 10.00pm Mummies Alive 11.00pm Steptoe and Son 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Open All Hours

History

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Ax Men Storage Wars Storage Wars Ax Men Storage Wars

Sky Sports 1

7.00am Football Gold 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Football Gold 7.45am Football Gold 8.00am WWE Experience 9.00am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 9.30am Game Changers 10.00am Football Gold 10.15am Football Gold 10.30am Football Gold 10.45am Football Gold 11.00am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 11.30am Premier League 100 Club 12.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 1.00pm La Liga World 2015 1.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 2.00pm The Premier League Years 4.00pm Football Gold 4.15pm Football Gold 4.30pm Football Gold 4.45pm Football Gold 4.55pm Cricket 8.30pm Sporting Triumphs 8.45pm Sporting Triumphs 9.00pm Fight Night 11.00pm Sporting Triumphs

Sky1

9.30am Sunrise 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm Show Me Your Garden 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Arrow 10.00pm Limitless 11.00pm Scream 3 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 3.00am Night Cops 4.00am Stargate SG-1 5.00am Stargate SG-1

Sky Sports 2

Channel 5

10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The Cowboy Builders 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15pm Police Interceptors 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4.15pm Imaginary Friend 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 9.00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 10.00pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords

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7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Rookie Blue 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Spirit Riders 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Chicago Fire 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00am CSI: NY

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9.55am 10.35am 11.05am 12.10pm 12.45pm 1.15pm 1.50pm 2.25pm 2.55pm 3.25pm 4.00pm 4.35pm 5.05pm 5.40pm 6.45pm 7.50pm 8.55pm 10.00pm

Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Food Unwrapped Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun A Place in the Sun The Supervet Grand Designs Discovering Britain

7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 11.15am 11.30am 11.45am 12.00pm 12.30pm 12.45pm 1.00pm

Super League Gold Super League Gold Super League Gold Super League Gold Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Sporting Greats Sporting Rivalries Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Racing News Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Time of Our Lives

Sky Sports 3

Choice

7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am King of Queens 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am King of Queens 9.15am Emergency Rescue Down Under 11.30am This Morning 8.35am King of Queens 9.45am Great British Menu 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 12.30pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 10.30am Frasier 2.00pm The Chef’s Protege 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 2.30pm Portillo’s State Secrets 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Undercover Boss Canada 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 4.00pm A Place to Call Home 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 4.45pm Mountain 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.45pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 8.30pm Coronation Street 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 6.15pm Bargain Hunt 9.00pm Big Star’s Little Star 4.10pm Countdown 7.00pm Eggheads 10.00pm Grantchester 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 7.30pm Too Much TV 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 8.00pm This Farming Life 11.40pm UEFA Champions League High- 7.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm £100k House: Tricks of the Trade 7.30pm Hollyoaks 10.00pm Dunblane: Our Story 8.00pm Channel 4 News 11.00pm Live From the BBC 8.55pm The Political Slot 11.30pm Newsnight 9.00pm Posh Pawn 7.00am Football’s Greatest: Ronaldo 12.15am Land of Hope and Glory - 10.00pm 24 Hours in A and E 7.05am Magnum, P.I. British Country Life 11.00pm Raised by Wolves The Chase 1.15am The Great Sport Relief Bake Off 8.05am 11.35pm How to Get a Council House 9.05am The Professionals 2.15am Nature’s Miracle Orphans 12.35am The Secret World of Tinder 1.35am Music on 4 10.05am The Sweeney 2.00am The Number 23 11.10am Ax Men 12.10pm The Chase 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 1.10pm Pawn Stars 9.10am American Pickers 1.45pm Snooker 10.00am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 11.00am Top Gear 7.30am Sunrise 6.15pm Storage Wars 7.20am Dinner Date 12.00pm Top Gear 8.00am Most Haunted 6.45pm The Car Chasers 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 1.00pm Megatruckers 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.30pm Megatruckers 7.10pm The Car Chasers 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Storage Hunters UK 9.30am You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 2.00pm 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am Cold Case 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 10.35am Catchphrase 11.00am Sanctuary 12.15am Extreme Measures 3.00pm American Pickers 11.15am Dinner Date 4.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 2.40am The Sweeney 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 1.10pm Emmerdale 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 1.45pm You’ve Been Framed! 4.00am Teleshopping 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.00pm Highway Patrol 7.00am Doctor in the House 3.40pm Judge Rinder 3.30pm Customs UK 7.25am Heartbeat 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.25am Where the Heart is 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 9.30am The Royal 6.50pm Take Me Out 10.35am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 11.00am Judge Judy 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.00pm World News Today 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 11.25am Judge Judy 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm Timothy Spall: Back at Sea 11.55am Wycliffe 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm Hidden Kingdoms 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 10.00pm That Awkward Moment Stargate SG-1 10.00pm The Prosecutors: Real Crime and 8.00pm 2.00pm Heartbeat 12.00am Family Guy 9.00pm Sanctuary 3.00pm The Royal Punishment 12.30am Family Guy 10.00pm Bones 4.05pm Where the Heart is 11.00pm Horizon 1.00am American Dad! 5.15pm Doctor in the House 12.00am Ancient Egypt: Life and Death in 11.00pm Criminal Minds 1.30am American Dad! 5.50pm In Loving Memory 12.00am Without a Trace the Valley of the Kings 1.55am Two and a Half Men 6.20pm On the Buses 1.00am Supernatural 1.00am Hidden Kingdoms 6.55pm Heartbeat 2.25am Scorpion Most Shocking 2.00am Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt 2.00am 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 3.10am The Hot Desk 3.00am Sexcetera Britain 9.00pm Rosemary and Thyme 3.20am Teleshopping 4.00am A Haunting 10.00pm Love Your Garden 3.00am Crime and Punishment 6.50am ITV2 Nightscreen 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Countryside 999 12.45pm Claimed and Shamed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Moving On 3.55pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 9.00pm Shop Well for Less 10.00pm Famous, Rich and Homeless 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm A Question of Sport 12.15am Would I Lie to You? 12.45am Confessions of a Shopaholic 2.25am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.30am BBC News

7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Cricket 9.00am Cricket 10.00am Cricket 2.30pm Cricket 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights: Bang/Ned 8.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights :Ire/Oman 9.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights :Bang/Ned 10.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights :Ire/Oman 11.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.00am Football Tonight 11.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 12.00am ICC World T20 Highlights :Bang/Ned 8.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 1.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 8.30am Test Match Bowls :Ire/Oman 9.30am French Ligue 1 Review 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 10.30am Bundesliga Review 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 3.00am ICC World T20 Highlights:Bang/ 11.30am NBA 12.00pm Formula e - Sound of the Future 12.30pm Paulistao 2.00pm Barclays Premier League 3.30pm The Emirates F.A. Cup 7.00am Home Shopping 5.00pm WRC Review 7.30am Home Shopping 6.00pm WTA Tennis: Doha 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30am Sorry! 8.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 9.00am As Time Goes By 6.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future 9.40am To the Manor Born 6.30am Last Week, This Week 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm My Family 7.00am Hyundai A-League 1.40pm Open All Hours 8.30am Hyundai A-League 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 10.00am The Emirates F.A. Cup 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 11.30am Motogp Highlights 3.40pm As Time Goes By 12.30pm ESPN Classic Boxing 4.20pm To the Manor Born 1.00pm ESPN Classic Boxing 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.30pm ESPN Classic Boxing 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm ESPN Classic Boxing 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.30pm Football Tonight 7.00pm My Family 3.00pm French Ligue 1 Review 7.40pm My Family 4.00pm Serie A Review 8.20pm Open All Hours 4.30pm Hyundai A-League Highlights 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 5.00pm Game of the Week 5.30pm Test Match Bowls 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 6.30pm Last Week, This Week 10.25pm Only Fools and Horses

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Channel 4

Channel 5

7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am King of Queens Cowboy Builders 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am King of Queens 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.15am The Great Interior Design 11.30am This Morning 8.35am King of Queens 1.15pm Britain’s Horror Homes Challenge 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 3.20pm NCIS 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 10.30am Frasier 4.20pm The Mystery Cruise 2.00pm The Chef’s Protege 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 6.00pm 5 News at 5 2.30pm Portillo’s State Secrets 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Undercover Boss Canada 6.30pm Neighbours 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.00pm Home and Away 4.00pm A Place to Call Home 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 4.45pm Mountain 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.00pm Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 5.45pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 8.30pm Tonight 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 9.00pm The Secret Life of the Family 6.15pm Bargain Hunt 9.00pm Emmerdale 4.10pm Countdown 10.00pm Trauma Doctors 7.00pm Eggheads 9.30pm The Cruise 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 11.00pm The Moors Murders: 7.30pm Too Much TV 10.00pm Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me Britain’s Worst Crimes 8.00pm Big Dreams Small Spaces 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 7.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm The Secret History of My Family 7.30pm Hollyoaks 10.00pm Murder 8.00pm Channel 4 News 11.00pm Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 8.55pm The Political Slot 7.00am Teleshopping 11.30pm Newsnight 9.00pm Ugly House to Lovely House 7.00am Football’s Greatest 10.00am Rookie Blue 12.15am Dunblane: Our Story with George Clarke 11.00am Person of Interest 7.10am Magnum, P.I. 1.15am The People v OJ Simpson: 10.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.00pm Person of Interest 8.05am The Chase American Crime Story 11.00pm Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.10am The Professionals 2.05am Panorama 12.05am Tattoo Fixers 2.00pm NCIS 1.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.00pm Access 10.05am The Sweeney 3.10pm I Dream of Murder 2.05am Royal Navy School 11.10am Ax Men 5.00pm NCIS 12.10pm The Chase 6.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00am Storage Hunters 7.00pm CSI: Miami 1.10pm Pawn Stars 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 8.00pm NCIS 1.45pm Snooker 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 6.15pm Storage Wars 10.00pm Law and Order 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am Top Gear 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims 6.45pm The Car Chasers 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Top Gear 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Unit 1.00pm Megatruckers 7.10pm The Car Chasers 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.30pm Megatruckers 9.30am Coronation Street 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness 11.00am Sanctuary 12.15am Smokin’ Aces 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK World Records 3.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 2.25am Ax Men 9.55am River Cottage Bites 10.35am Catchphrase 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.25am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 3.25am Movies Now 11.15am Dinner Date 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 10.55am Come Dine with Me 12.15pm Royal Pains 3.40am ITV4 Nightscreen 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.00pm Four in a Bed 1.10pm Emmerdale 3.00pm Highway Patrol 4.00am Teleshopping 12.30pm Four in a Bed 7.00am Doctor in the House 1.45pm Coronation Street 3.30pm Customs UK 1.05pm Four in a Bed 7.25am Heartbeat 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 1.35pm Four in a Bed 8.30am Where the Heart is 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.10pm Four in a Bed 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 9.30am The Royal 3.40pm Judge Rinder 2.40pm Come Dine with Me 10.35am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.15pm Come Dine with Me 11.00am Judge Judy 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.00pm World News Today 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25am Judge Judy 3.50pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm Top of the Pops: 1981 11.55am Wycliffe 6.50pm Take Me Out 4.20pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm Indian Hill Railways 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 8.00pm The Guide to You’ve 4.50pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 10.00pm Digging for Britain 2.00pm Heartbeat 5.20pm The Supervet Been Framed! 9.00pm Sanctuary 3.05pm The Royal 11.00pm Ancient Egypt: Life and Death Dogs: Their Secret Lives 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Shocking Crimes: Murder Book 6.25pm 4.05pm Where the Heart is in the Valley of the Kings 7.30pm Crufts 2016 with Clare Balding 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 5.15pm Doctor in the House 11.00pm Hard Time 12.00am Planet Ant: Life Inside the Colony 10.00pm The Good Wife 10.00pm Scorpion 5.50pm In Loving Memory 12.05am Without a Trace 11.00pm Thicker Than Water 1.30am Top of the Pops: 1981 11.00pm The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 6.20pm On the Buses 1.00am Supernatural 2.05am Doris Day: Virgin Territory 6.55pm Heartbeat 11.30pm Family Guy 2.00am Most Daring 3.05am London on Film 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 12.00am Family Guy 3.00am Cold Case 3.40am Digging for Britain 9.00pm Foyle’s War 12.30am American Dad! 4.00am Cold Case 11.00pm A Touch of Frost 4.40am This is BBC Four 1.00am American Dad! 7.00am Legends of Darts 7.15am Legends of Darts 7.30am Legends of Darts 7.45am Legends of Darts 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Time of Our Lives Football Gold 7.00am How It’s Made 7.05am Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s Ho- 7.00am 9.00am Sporting Heroes 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am How It’s Made liest Places 10.00am Sports Unlimited 8.00am Cricket 7.30am Football Gold 8.00am Mythbusters 7.30am Town with Nicholas Crane 11.00am Sky Sports Years 9.00am ICC World T20 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Railroad Alaska 8.15am Cash in the Attic 12.00pm Racing News Highlights:Ire/Oman 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 12.30pm Sporting Triumphs 10.00am Cricket 9.00am Premier League 100 Club 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 10.00am Time Team Special 12.45pm Sporting Triumphs 2.30pm Cricket Premier League 100 Club 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 11.00am The World’s Weirdest Weapons 9.30am 1.00pm Time of Our Lives 7.00pm Cricket 10.00am Football Gold 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 2.00pm Sporting Heroes 8.00pm Cricket 10.15am Football Gold 2.00pm Mythbusters 1.00pm Time Team Special 3.00pm Super League Gold 8.30pm Live Super League 10.30am Football Gold 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 2.00pm How Earth Made Us 3.15pm Super League Gold 11.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 10.45am Football Gold 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 3.00pm Mummies Alive 3.30pm Fishing Gurus 12.00am Cricket 11.00am The Premier League Years 5.00pm Gold Divers 4.00pm Coast 1.00am Cricket 1.00pm Football Gold 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 5.00pm Time Team Special 1.30am Cricket’s Greatest 1.15pm Football Gold Edition 6.00pm Ghost Army 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 1.30pm Football Gold 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 7.00am Bundesliga Review 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 1.45pm Football Gold Edition 8.00pm Coast 8.00am Serie A Review 3.00am Cricket 2.00pm Premier League 100 Club 7.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 9.00pm Forbidden History 4.00am Cricket 8.30am Barclays Premier League World 2.30pm Premier League 100 Club 8.00pm Gold Rush 10.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 4.30am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 3.00pm Fight Night 9.30pm Gold Rush: The Dirt 11.00pm Open All Hours 5.00am Cricket 5.00pm Premier League 100 Club 10.00pm Alaskan Bush People 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.00pm Last Week, This Week 6.00am Cricket 5.30pm Premier League 100 Club 11.00pm Alaskan Bush People 12.20am Porridge 12.30pm V8 Supercars Highlights 6.30am Cricket’s Greatest 6.00pm Sporting Triumphs 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.30pm V8 Supercars Highlights 6.15pm Sporting Triumphs 1.00am Alaskan Bush People 2.30pm Hyundai A-League Highlights 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 2.00am Alaskan Bush People 3.00pm Barclays Premier League World 7.00pm BPL Legends 9.00am Pawn Stars 3.30pm Bundesliga Weekly 7.30pm World Rugby 9.30am Pawn Stars 4.00pm Game of the Week 10.00am Pawn Stars 7.00am Home Shopping 4.30pm WTA All Access 10.30am Pawn Stars 7.30am Home Shopping 7.10am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am American Pickers 5.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 7.50am Kung Fu 12.00pm Storage Wars 9.30am Sunrise 8.30am Sorry! 8.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 8.55am Kung Fu 12.30pm Storage Wars 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00am As Time Goes By 6.00am Rugby Tonight Extra 10.00am The Crimson Pirate 1.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 9.40am To the Manor Born 6.30am The Emirates FA Cup Preview 12.05pm Battle of the Coral Sea 1.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Pawn Stars 1.50pm Gunsmoke 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 2.30pm Pawn Stars 2.55pm Kung Fu 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm My Family 3.00pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm Ghost of the China Sea 1.40pm Only Fools and Horses 3.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm The Holidaymakers 5.30pm The Badlanders 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 4.00pm Shipping Wars 5.00pm Futurama 7.05pm The Flame and the Arrow 7.00am Rugby Tonight 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 4.30pm Shipping Wars 5.30pm Futurama 8.45pm Apache Trail 8.30am Motogp Highlights 3.40pm As Time Goes By 5.00pm Storage Wars 6.00pm The Simpsons 10.00pm Scream 9.30am Test Match Bowls 4.20pm To the Manor Born 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.30pm Futurama 12.10am The Order 10.30am Global Goals 5.05pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm Futurama 11.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 6.30pm Pawn Stars 5.45pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.30pm The Simpsons 11.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 7.00pm American Pickers 7.40pm My Family 8.00pm The Simpsons 12.30pm ESPN Classic Boxing 8.00pm Storage Wars 8.20pm Open All Hours 8.30pm The Simpsons 1.30pm Rugby Tonight 8.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm The Black Arrow Strikes 9.00pm DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 3.00pm Road to Rio 9.00pm Pawn Stars 10.00pm A League of Their Own 1.35pm My Darling Clementine 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 3.30pm Irish Rally Review 9.30pm Pawn Stars 11.00pm Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 3.35pm To Hell and Back 10.20pm Come Fly with Me 4.00pm NBA 10.00pm Counting Cars 12.00am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 5.45pm Duel at Silver Creek 11.00pm Big School 6.00pm NBA Action 10.30pm Counting Cars 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.20pm Robin Hood 11.40pm Miranda 6.30pm Gillette World Sport 11.00pm Shipping Wars 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm Black Hawk Down 7.00pm UEFA Europa League 12.20am Absolutely Fabulous 11.30pm Shipping Wars 3.00am Night Cops 9.00pm UEFA Europa League 12.55am Whiteout 1.00am Cheers 12.00am Storage Wars 4.00am Stargate SG-1 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Countryside 999 12.45pm Claimed and Shamed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Moving On 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm Room 101 9.30pm EastEnders 10.00pm Crimewatch 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Crimewatch 11.50pm Question Time 12.50am This Week 1.35am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.40am BBC News

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Itv4

BBC 3

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Sky Sports 3

Discovery

Yesterday

Sky Sports 1

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BT Sport 1

TCM

History

Sky1

GOLD

BT Sport 2

Film4

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Friday 11th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Countryside 999 12.45pm Claimed and Shamed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Moving On 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm Match of the Day Live 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.25pm Regional News and Weather 11.35pm Comedy Playhouse 12.05am Catherine Tate’s Nan 12.35am The Celebrity Apprentice USA 2.00am The Celebrity Apprentice USA 3.25am Weather for the Week Ahead 3.30am BBC News

Itv2

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Alaskan Bush People 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Extreme Car Hoarders 10.00pm How It’s Made 10.30pm How It’s Made 11.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am How It’s Made

TCM

Itv4

BBC 3

Pick

Itv3

BBC 4

Yesterday

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am Town with Nicholas Crane 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team Special 11.00am Ghost Army 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 3.00pm Nation on Film 3.30pm Nation on Film 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team Special 6.00pm Arctic Convoys 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Secrets of War 10.00pm Forbidden History 11.00pm Porridge 11.40pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle 12.40am Arctic Convoys

History

9.00am Pawn Stars 9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 10.30am Pawn Stars 7.55am Kung Fu 11.00am American Pickers 9.00am The Flame and the Arrow 12.00pm Storage Wars 10.45am The Badlanders 12.30pm Storage Wars 12.20pm Ghost of the China Sea 1.00pm Storage Wars 1.50pm Gunsmoke 1.30pm Storage Wars 2.00pm Pawn Stars 2.55pm Kung Fu 2.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm Tank Force 3.00pm Pawn Stars 5.40pm The Woman in Green Pawn Stars 7.00pm Tarzan and the Leopard Woman 3.30pm 4.00pm Shipping Wars 8.30pm Tarzan’s Magic Fountain 4.30pm Shipping Wars 10.00pm The Order 5.00pm Storage Wars 11.50pm Belly of the Beast 5.30pm Storage Wars 1.40am Blade of Fury 6.00pm Pawn Stars 6.30pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm American Pickers 8.00pm Storage Wars 8.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm The Frogmen 9.00pm Pawn Stars 2.00pm The Yellow Mountain 9.30pm Pawn Stars 3.35pm Guadalcanal Diary 10.00pm Britain’s Biggest Heists 5.25pm The Sons of Katie Elder 11.00pm Mobsters 7.45pm The Company Men 12.00am Storage Wars 10.00pm Bullet to the Head 12.30am Storage Wars 11.45pm Kill List 1.00am Britain’s Biggest Heists

Film4

Channel 4

Sky Sports 1

7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 2.30pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 11.15pm 12.15am 1.15am 1.30am 2.30am 3.00am 3.15am 4.15am 4.30am 6.30am

Football Gold Football Gold Live Super Rugby Premier League Barclays Premier League World Premier League Darts The Premier League Years La Liga Show 2015 Premier League 100 Club BPL Legends Game Changers Barclays Premier League Preview The Fantasy Football Club Barclays Premier League Preview Live Super League The Fantasy Football Club A League of Their Own Super League Highlights The Fantasy Football Club Barclays Premier League Preview Super League Highlights The Fantasy Football Club Sporting Triumphs The Premier League Years Barclays Premier League Preview

Sky1

9.30am Sunrise 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm The Holidaymakers 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Dogs Might Fly 10.00pm Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 11.00pm Stella 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 2.00am Road Wars 3.00am Night Cops 4.00am Stargate SG-1

Sky Sports 2

7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Cricket 9.30am Cricket 10.00am Cricket 2.30pm Cricket 7.00pm Cricket 7.30pm Cricket 8.30pm Live International Rugby Union 11.00pm Sporting Triumphs 11.15pm Cricket 11.45pm Cricket 12.45am Sporting Triumphs 1.00am Cricket 1.30am Cricket 2.30am Cricket

GOLD

7.00am Home Shopping 7.30am Home Shopping 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30am Sorry! 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm My Family 1.40pm Open All Hours 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 3.40pm As Time Goes By 4.20pm To the Manor Born 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.00pm My Family 7.40pm My Family 8.20pm Miranda 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 10.20pm Fawlty Towers

Channel 5

10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The Cowboy Builders 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS 4.15pm Killer Date 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm The Gadget Show 9.00pm Kitten Impossible 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 11.00pm NCIS 11.55pm NCIS: Los Angeles

5USA

7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Rookie Blue 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.10pm Fatal Trust 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00pm CSI: NY 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Castle 11.00pm Castle 12.00am Law and Order: Special Victims

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9.55am Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 10.25am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 10.55am Come Dine with Me 12.00pm Four in a Bed 12.30pm Four in a Bed 1.05pm Four in a Bed 1.35pm Four in a Bed 2.10pm Four in a Bed 2.40pm Come Dine with Me 3.15pm Come Dine with Me 3.50pm Come Dine with Me 4.20pm Come Dine with Me 4.50pm Come Dine with Me 5.20pm The Supervet 6.25pm Dogs: Their Secret Lives 7.30pm Crufts 2016 with Clare Balding 8.30pm Grand Designs 10.00pm Spin

Sky Sports 3

7.00am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 6.00pm 6.30pm

Live Tennis: Indian Wells Masters Football Gold Football Gold WWE Main Event Premier League 100 Club Premier League 100 Club Sporting Greats Sporting Rivalries Tennis:Indian Wells Masters 1000 Live Super Rugby Sporting Heroes Time of Our Lives Tennis: Indian Wells Masters Sky Sports Years Sporting Rivalries Sporting Triumphs

Choice

7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Emmerdale 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10.35am Catchphrase 11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.10pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Emmerdale 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.40pm Judge Rinder 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Run, Fat Boy, Run 12.05am Family Guy 12.35am Family Guy 1.00am American Dad! 1.30am American Dad! 2.00am Two and a Half Men 2.30am Totally Bonkers Guinness World

ITV

BBC2

7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am King of Queens 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am King of Queens 9.15am MasterChef: The Professionals 11.30am This Morning 8.35am King of Queens 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 12.00pm BBC News 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.00pm The Daily Politics 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 2.00pm The Chef’s Protege 4.00pm Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 10.30am Frasier 2.30pm Portillo’s State Secrets 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Undercover Boss Canada 4.00pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 4.50pm Mountain 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.50pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 6.20pm Bargain Hunt 8.30pm Coronation Street 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 7.00pm Eggheads 9.00pm Best Walks with a View with 4.10pm Countdown 7.30pm Too Much TV Julia Bradbury 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 8.00pm The Great Interior Design 9.30pm Coronation Street 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me Challenge 10.00pm Mr Selfridge 7.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Mastermind 7.30pm Hollyoaks 9.30pm Gardeners’ World 8.00pm Channel 4 News 10.00pm Land of Hope and Glory - 8.30pm Crufts 2016 British Country Life 10.00pm Gogglebox 7.00am Goals of the 90s 11.00pm Britain’s Secret Slavery Business 7.10am 11.00pm The Last Leg Magnum, P.I. 11.30pm Newsnight 12.10am Raised by Wolves 8.05am The Chase 12.00am Artsnight 12.40am Rude Tube The Professionals 12.30am Midnight in the Garden of Good 9.05am 1.40am Virtually Famous 2.25am Devil 10.05am The Sweeney 3.45am Ultimate Dealer 11.10am Ax Men 12.10pm The Chase 8.00am Storage Hunters 1.15pm Pawn Stars 8.25am Ice Road Truckers 1.45pm Snooker 9.10am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00am American Pickers 8.00am Most Haunted 6.15pm Storage Wars 11.00am Top Gear 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 6.45pm The Car Chasers 12.00pm Top Gear 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Megatruckers 7.10pm The Car Chasers 10.00am Cold Case 1.30pm Megatruckers 7.45pm Snooker 11.00am Sanctuary 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 12.00pm Stargate Universe 12.15am Village of the Damned 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 3.00pm American Pickers 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 2.20am Hell on Wheels 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 3.15am Car Chasers 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 3.00pm Highway Patrol 3.30pm Customs UK 4.00am Teleshopping 7.00am Doctor in the House 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 7.25am Heartbeat 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 8.25am Where the Heart is 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 9.30am The Royal 10.35am Judge Judy 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 11.00am Judge Judy 6.00pm Cold Case 8.00pm World News Today 11.25am Judge Judy 7.00pm Without a Trace 8.30pm Top of the Pops: 1981 11.55am Wycliffe 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 9.00pm Virtuoso Violinists at the BBC 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm Kenny Rogers 2.00pm Heartbeat 10.00pm Police Force Australia 3.00pm The Royal 11.00pm Bob Harris: My Nashville 10.30pm Police Force Australia 4.05pm Where the Heart is 12.00am Country Kings at the BBC 5.15pm Doctor in the House 11.00pm Police Ten 1.00am Top of the Pops: 1981 5.45pm In Loving Memory 11.30pm Police Ten 1.40am Kenny Rogers 6.15pm On the Buses 12.00am Without a Trace 2.40am Bob Harris: My Nashville 6.50pm Heartbeat 1.00am South of Hell 3.40am Country Kings at the BBC 7.55pm Murder, She Wrote 2.00am Supernatural This is BBC Four 8.55pm The Adventures of Sherlock 4.40am 3.00am Sexcetera Holmes

BT Sport 1

7.00am Motogp Highlights 8.00am French Ligue 1 Preview 8.30am Bundesliga Weekly 9.00am Total Italian Football 9.30am Hyundai A-League 11.45am Last Week, This Week 12.00pm USA Game of the Week 2.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 5.00pm The Football’s on 6.00pm Rugby Tonight 7.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 8.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 11.00pm Hyundai A-League 12.00am Football Tonight 1.00am Barclays Premier League Preview 1.30am Total Italian Football 2.00am NBA 4.30am NBA Action 5.00am Irish Rally Review 5.30am UFC: Beyond the Octagon

BT Sport 2

7.00am Rugby Tonight Extra 7.30am AFL: Nab Challenge 10.30am AFL: Nab Challenge 1.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 2.00pm PSA Squash 3.30pm NBA 5.30pm NBA 7.15pm Hyundai A-League 8.15pm Ladbrokes Premiership 11.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 6.00am Barclays Premier League Preview 6.30am Road to Rio

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Saturday 12th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 11.00am Saturday Kitchen 12.30pm Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 1.00pm BBC News 1.10pm Football Focus 2.00pm To be Announced 3.00pm To be Announced 4.00pm To be Announced 5.00pm Final Score 6.20pm BBC News 6.30pm Regional News and Weather 6.40pm To be Announced 7.10pm To be Announced 7.40pm Pointless 8.30pm The Voice UK 9.45pm The National Lottery 10.35pm Casualty 11.25pm BBC News 11.45pm Match of the Day 12.45am To be Announced 2.15am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.20am BBC News

Choice

6.00am 6.15am 6.30am 7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 9.00am 10.30am 12.00pm 2.00pm 5.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.30pm 10.30pm 11.00pm 12.30am 1.30am 2.30am 4.00am 4.30am 6.30am

48

Itv2

Football Gold Football Gold Premier League 100 Club Football Gold Football Gold SNF: Match Choice SNF: Match Choice The Sunday Supplement Goals on Sunday Live Ford Super Sunday Live Capital One Cup Final SSO: City Slickers Football League Goals Capital One Cup Final Highlights SSO: City Slickers Ford Football Special Capital One Cup Final Highlights Goals on Sunday The Sunday Supplement Premier League 100 Club The Premier League Years Premier League 100 Club

BBC2

8.10am Station West 9.40am The Master of Ballantrae 11.10am Homes Under the Hammer 12.10pm Natural World 1.00pm Rick Stein’s India 2.00pm The Best Dishes Ever 2.30pm The Best Dishes Ever 5.00pm Flog It! 6.00pm Big Dreams Small Spaces 7.00pm Gardeners’ World 7.30pm Back in Time for the Weekend 8.30pm Queen Victoria’s Children 9.30pm Dad’s Army 10.00pm Stag 12.30am Line of Duty 1.30am Line of Duty 4.30am This is BBC Two 6.45am Great British Garden Revival

8.10am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm

BBC 3

Extreme Fishing with Robson Green American Pickers American Pickers Top Gear Top Gear Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK American Pickers American Pickers Top Gear

Itv3

7.00am Swallows and Amazons 8.00am FYI Daily 8.05am Swallows and Amazons 8.30am Where the Heart is 9.40am Where the Heart is 10.50am Wycliffe 11.55am Lewis 1.55pm Lewis 4.00pm Lewis 6.00pm Lewis 8.00pm Midsomer Murders 10.00pm Midsomer Murders 12.00am A Touch of Frost 2.05am Blue Murder 3.25am ITV3 Nightscreen 3.30am Teleshopping

ITV

7.15am 7.40am 8.05am 8.30am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.30pm 5.10pm 5.40pm 6.10pm 6.40pm 7.10pm 7.00am Ax Men 7.40pm 7.50am Ax Men 8.00pm 8.50am Ax Men 2.35am 9.45am Bundesliga 10.50am HSBC World Rugby 7s Series High- 5.15am lights 11.20am Formula E: Sound of the Future 6.10am 11.55am The Car Chasers 12.20pm The Car Chasers 12.50pm The Car Chasers 1.10pm Storage Wars 7.00am 1.45pm Snooker 7.30am 6.15pm Storage Wars 8.00am 6.45pm Storage Wars Texas 8.30am 7.15pm Storage Wars Texas 9.00am 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am 12.15am FIA Formula e Championship: 11.00am Mexico 12.00pm 2.15am Hell on Wheels 1.00pm 3.15am Storage Wars 2.00pm 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 3.00pm 4.00am Teleshopping 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 8.00pm Human Planet 9.00pm Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible 6.30pm 7.00pm Creatures 7.30pm 10.00pm Trapped 8.00pm 10.50pm Trapped 9.00pm 11.40pm Doris Day: Virgin Territory 10.00pm 12.40am Duets at the BBC 11.00pm 1.40am Sound of Cinema: The Music 12.00am that Made the Movies 1.00am 2.40am Top of the Pops: 1981 2.00am 3.20am Top of the Pops: 1981 3.00am 4.00am Virtuoso Violinists at the BBC

10.25am ITV News 10.30am Murder, She Wrote 11.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News and Weather 12.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.30pm Rugby 4.25pm Rugby 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 7.45pm ITV News and Weather 8.00pm Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 9.30pm To be Announced 10.30pm The Jonathan Ross Show 11.30pm ITV News and Weather 11.45pm Moonraker 2.05am Jackpot247 4.00am Murder, She Wrote 4.50am ITV Nightscreen

Itv4

BBC 4

Channel 4 How I Met Your Mother King of Queens King of Queens Wales Rally Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Channel 4 Racing The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Superhumans Show The Simpsons The Simpsons Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4 Racing Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Channel 4 News Crufts 2016 Hollyoaks Omnibus Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb Deal or No Deal

Pick

Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security Border Security Border Security Border Security Border Security UK Border Force Border Security USA Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Road Wars The Force Manchester A Haunting Most Haunted Police Ten

Channel 5

7.00am Milkshake! 9.55am The Fairly Odd Parents 10.30am The Saturday Show Live 12.30pm Police Interceptors 1.30pm Police Interceptors 2.25pm Now That’s Funny 3.20pm Pets Who Hate Vets 4.15pm Psycho Pussies: When Cats Attack 5.10pm 90 Cats and Counting: Cat Crazies 6.05pm Kitten Impossible 8.00pm World War II in Colour 9.00pm The Gadget Show 9.55pm 5 News 10.00pm The Championship 11.00pm Goal Rush 11.30pm Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 12.25am Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 1.15am Super Casino 5.50am Divine Designs

5USA

10.00am My Name is Earl 10.30am Rookie Blue 11.30am Longmire 12.30pm Longmire 1.30pm Columbo: Short Fuse 3.00pm Dark Desire 5.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 6.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 7.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 8.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 9.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 11.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 12.00am NCIS: New Orleans 1.00am Chicago Fire 2.00am CSI: Miami

10.10am 10.45am 11.15am 11.50am 12.20pm 12.55pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.35pm 3.05pm 4.40pm 5.45pm 6.50pm 7.55pm 12.05am

more4

Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Dogs: Their Secret Lives Dogs: Their Secret Lives Dogs: Their Secret Lives Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown


WEEKLY WORDSEARCH

CODE CRACKER

Find All The Words - Chicken barbecue boiled breaded breast broth brown

Discovery

How It’s Made How It’s Made Misfit Garage Misfit Garage Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Wheeler Dealers Wheeler Dealers Pluto: First Encounter How the Universe Works The Devil’s Triangle Food Factory Food Factory The Genius of George Boole Alaskan Bush People Gold Rush Gold Rush: The Dirt Natural Born Outlaws I Almost Got Away with it FBI Case Files FBI Case Files Natural Born Outlaws I Almost Got Away with it FBI Case Files FBI Case Files

TCM

7.10am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 7.45am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 8.30am Yesterday’s Enemy 10.30am Tarzan’s Magic Fountain 12.00pm Tank Force 1.45pm Rio Lobo 4.00pm Guns for San Sebastian 6.10pm The House of the Seven Hawks 7.55pm It Happened at the World’s Fair 10.00pm Rio Lobo 12.10am Blow 2.35am Ghost Ship 4.15am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 5.10am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

Film4

12.00pm New in Town 2.00pm Tooth Fairy 4.00pm Five Children and It 5.50pm Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid 7.55pm Admission 10.00pm 2 Guns 12.10am Magic Magic

giblets gravy grill legs lemon pepper

roast salad skin soup spicy stuffing

thigh white wing

Yesterday Sky Sports 1

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am Antiques Roadshow 8.15am Diamond Decades 9.00am The Last Battle of the Vikings 10.00am Tales of Irish Castles 11.00am Arctic Convoys 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Annihilation 2.00pm Annihilation 3.00pm World War II: The Last Heroes 4.00pm World War II: The Last Heroes 5.00pm Human Planet 6.00pm Human Planet 7.00pm Human Planet 8.00pm Cilla’s Unswung Sixties 9.00pm David Bowie: Five Years 10.00pm Planet Earth 11.00pm Planet Earth 12.00am Cilla’s Unswung Sixties 1.00am David Bowie: Five Years 2.00am Find My Past 3.00am Genius of Britain

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 11.00pm 11.30pm 12.00am 12.30am 1.00am

History

Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars

7.00am 7.30am 9.30am 10.00am 11.00am 1.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 5.15pm 5.30pm 5.45pm 6.00pm 9.00pm 11.00pm 12.30am 2.00am 3.30am 5.00am 5.15am 5.30am 5.45am 6.00am 6.15am

Barclays Premier League Preview Live Super Rugby Nick Kicks The Fantasy Football Club Soccer A.M. Live Ford Football Special Tennis: Indian Wells Masters Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Live Ford Saturday Night Football SNF: Game of the Day SNF: Match Choice SNF: Match Choice SNF: Match Choice SNF: Match Choice Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs

Sky1

7.00am Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance 8.00am Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.00pm Monkey Life 1.30pm Monkey Life 2.00pm Modern Family 2.30pm Modern Family 3.00pm Modern Family 3.30pm Modern Family 4.00pm Futurama 4.30pm Futurama 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm Futurama 6.30pm The Simpsons 7.00pm The Flash 8.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm Limitless 11.00pm Arrow

Sky Sports 2

7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Cricket 9.00am Cricket 10.00am Cricket 2.30pm Cricket 7.00pm Cricket 8.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 8.25pm Football 10.30pm Football 12.30am Super League Highlights 12.45am Sporting Triumphs 3.00am Football 3.15am Eredivisie Highlights 5.15am Football 5.30am Football’s Greatest II 6.00am Football’s Greatest II 6.30am Football’s Greatest II

GOLD

7.00am Home Shopping 7.30am Home Shopping 8.00am Cheers 8.30am Cheers 9.00am Cheers 9.30am Cheers 10.00am Jeeves and Wooster 11.10am The Cocoanuts 1.10pm Harry Hill’s TV Burp 1.35pm The Tommy Cooper Hour 2.35pm Only Fools and Horses 3.15pm Only Fools and Horses 3.55pm Porridge 4.35pm Porridge 5.15pm Porridge 5.55pm Porridge 6.40pm Porridge 7.20pm Porridge 8.00pm Kenneth Williams 9.00pm Legends of Stand-Up and Bernard Righton 10.00pm Gimme Gimme Gimme 10.40pm Men Behaving Badly 11.20pm Bottom 12.00am Bottom Live 2.15am The League of Gentlemen 2.55am Not the Nine O’Clock News 3.30am Saxondale 4.20am The League of Gentlemen

Sky Sports 3

7.00am Live Tennis: Indian Wells 1000 7.30am Barclays Premier League World 8.00am Sporting Triumphs 8.15am Sporting Triumphs 8.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Live Super Rugby 11.30am Sporting Triumphs 11.45am Sporting Triumphs 12.00pm Sporting Triumphs 12.15pm Sporting Triumphs 12.30pm Sporting Triumphs 12.45pm Sporting Triumphs 1.00pm Football 3.45pm Sporting Triumphs 4.00pm Sporting Triumphs

BT Sport 1

Choice

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am 1.00am 2.00am 3.00am 4.00am 4.50am

butter corn crispy dark fried garlic

7.00am Global Goals 7.15am Hyundai A-League 9.15am Global Goals 9.30am Hyundai A-League 11.30am Hyundai A-League 1.45pm Total Italian Football 2.15pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 5.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 7.00pm PSA Squash 8.30pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 11.15pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 12.45am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 1.15am Football Tonight 1.45am Last Week, This Week 2.00am NBA 2.30am NBA 5.00am V8 Supercars Highlights 6.00am V8 Supercars Highlights

BT Sport 2

7.00am Test Match Bowls 8.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 9.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 10.00am Football Tonight 11.00am Matchday Live with Fletch and Sav 1.00pm The Emirates F.A. Cup 4.00pm Football Tonight 4.30pm NBA 6.00pm The Emirates F.A. Cup 8.45pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 4.00am Road to Rio 4.30am British Rally Championship Highlights 5.30am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells

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Sunday 13th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 9.00am Match of the Day 10.00am The Andrew Marr Show 11.00am The Big Questions 12.00pm Sunday Politics 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News 2.15pm To be Announced 3.00pm Six Nations Rugby Union 6.00pm Songs of Praise 6.35pm To be Announced 7.35pm BBC News 7.50pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm Countryfile 9.00pm To be Announced 10.00pm The Night Manager 11.00pm BBC News 11.20pm Regional News and Weather 11.30pm Match of the Day 2 12.30am To be Announced 2.00am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.05am BBC News

Choice

7.00am 7.10am 9.50am 12.20pm 1.35pm 2.40pm 3.40pm 3.45pm 4.20pm 5.55pm 6.55pm 7.00pm 7.50pm 8.50pm 8.55pm 10.00pm

Itv2

The Hot Desk Emmerdale Omnibus Coronation Street Omnibus Take Me Out Take Me Out: The Gossip Beethoven’s 2nd FYI Daily Beethoven’s 2nd Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Despicable Me 2 FYI Daily Despicable Me 2 Back to the Future Part II FYI Daily Back to the Future Part II Ibiza Weekender

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Gold Rush 9.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00am Edge of Alaska 11.00am Railroad Alaska 12.00pm Yukon Men 1.00pm Airplane Repo 2.00pm Spies in the Sky 3.00pm One Giant Leap: 50 Years of the American Space Program 4.00pm Dive to the Bottom of the World 5.00pm Mythbusters 6.00pm Mythbusters 7.00pm How It’s Made 7.30pm How It’s Made 8.00pm Telescope 9.00pm Secret Space Escapes 10.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 11.00pm Kings of the Wild 12.00am Gold Rush 1.30am Gold Rush: The Dirt 2.00am David Baddiel on the Silk Road 3.00am Kings of the Wild

TCM

50

An Island Parish This Farming Life Gardeners’ World Countryfile Saturday Kitchen Best Bites The Best Dishes Ever The Best Dishes Ever MOTD2 Extra Homes Under the Hammer Escape to the Country Strictly Ballroom Flog It! Who’s the Boss? Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge Let’s Play Darts for Sports Relief 2016

8.00am 8.15am 9.05am 10.05am 11.05am 1.30pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.40pm 4.20pm 5.00pm 5.40pm

Radical Highs Extreme Fishing with Robson Green Traffic Cops Traffic Cops Hellfighters Top Gear Storage Hunters UK Blackadder Goes Forth Blackadder Goes Forth Blackadder Goes Forth Red Dwarf Red Dwarf

BBC 3

Itv3

7.00am Judge Judy 7.20am Judge Judy 7.40am On the Buses 8.10am On the Buses 8.40am A Touch of Frost 10.40am Heartbeat 11.45am Heartbeat 12.50pm Wycliffe 1.55pm Lewis 3.55pm Lewis 6.00pm Lewis 8.00pm Midsomer Murders 10.00pm Carry On Forever 11.00pm To be Announced 1.00am Like Father Like Son 2.30am Like Father Like Son 3.40am May the Best House Win 4.35am May the Best House Win 5.25am On the Buses

Yesterday

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am Antiques Roadshow 8.15am Diamond Decades 9.00am Planet Earth 10.00am Planet Earth 11.00am Galapagos 12.00pm Galapagos 1.00pm Galapagos 2.00pm Human Planet 3.00pm Human Planet 4.00pm Human Planet 5.00pm Galapagos 6.00pm Galapagos 7.00pm Galapagos 8.00pm Planet Earth 9.00pm Planet Earth 10.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 10.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 11.00pm Bombay Railway 12.00am Great British Railway Journeys 12.30am Great British Railway Journeys

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 7.10am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am 7.55am Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 11.30am 9.55am It Happened at the World’s Fair 12.00pm 12.00pm The House of the Seven Hawks 12.30pm 1.50pm Guns for San Sebastian 1.00pm 1.30pm 4.00pm Apache Chief 2.00pm 5.20pm Escape from Fort Bravo 2.30pm 7.20pm Barry Lyndon 3.00pm 11.00pm Rome 3.30pm 12.05am Ghost Ship 4.00pm 1.55am Out of Reach 3.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 4.30pm 5.00pm 4.05am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 12.00pm The Million Pound Note 4.20pm The Spaceman and King Arthur 8.30pm 9.00pm 6.10pm Dunston Checks In 11.00pm 7.50pm The Three Musketeers 12.00am 10.00pm A Good Day to Die Hard 12.30am 11.50pm Pusher 1.00am 2.00am

Film4

BBC2

7.45am 8.15am 9.15am 9.45am 10.45am 12.15pm 12.45pm 1.15pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm

History

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Australia Ax Men American Restoration American Restoration Ancient Aliens Texas Rising Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Australia Ancient Aliens Storage Wars

ITV

9.30am Bear Grylls Survival School 10.05am The Tom and Jerry Show 10.25am FIA Formula e Championship Highlights 11.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.25pm ITV News and Weather 1.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.35pm River Monsters 3.40pm Big Star’s Little Star 4.40pm Off Their Rockers 5.10pm For Your Eyes Only 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 7.45pm ITV News and Weather 8.00pm Beowulf: Return to the Shieldlands 9.00pm The Story of Cats 10.00pm Doctor Thorne

Itv4

7.00am Ax Men 8.00am Ax Men 9.00am Magnum, P.I. 10.00am The Sweeney 11.00am The Car Chasers 11.25am The Car Chasers 11.55am Pawn Stars 12.20pm Pawn Stars 12.45pm Pawn Stars 1.10pm Pawn Stars 1.45pm Snooker 6.15pm Storage Wars 6.45pm Storage Wars 7.15pm Storage Wars 7.45pm Snooker 12.15am Above the Law 1.15am FYI Daily 1.20am Above the Law 2.20am Ax Men 3.20am Motorway Patrol 3.50am ITV4 Nightscreen 4.00am Teleshopping

Channel 4

7.15am How I Met Your Mother 7.40am King of Queens 8.05am King of Queens 8.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30am Frasier 10.00am Frasier 10.30am Sunday Brunch 1.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 6.35pm Channel 4 News 7.00pm The Secret Life of the Zoo 8.00pm Crufts 2016 12.00am The Last Leg 3.00am Come Dine with Me 3.30am Come Dine with Me 3.55am Come Dine with Me 4.25am Come Dine with Me 4.50am Come Dine with Me 5.15am Location, Location, Location 6.10am Deal or No Deal

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 8.30am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 8.00pm Jigs and Wigs: The Extreme 4.00pm World of Irish Dancing 4.30pm 8.30pm What Do Artists Do All Day? 5.00pm 9.00pm Pappano’s Classical Voices 5.30pm 10.00pm Horizon 6.00pm 11.00pm To be Announced 6.30pm 11.30pm To be Announced 1.30am Len Goodman’s Big Band Bonanza 7.00pm 7.30pm 2.30am A Blackpool Big Band Boogie 8.00pm 3.30am The Story of British Pathe 8.30pm 4.30am What Do Artists Do All Day? 9.00pm 5.00am This is BBC Four

BBC 4

Sky Sports 1

7.00am Sporting Triumphs 7.15am Sporting Triumphs 7.30am SNF: Match Choice 9.00am SNF: Match Choice 10.30am The Sunday Supplement 12.00pm Goals on Sunday 2.00pm Football 4.30pm Football 7.00pm Football League Goals 8.00pm Spanish Football Gold 8.15pm Football 10.30pm Goals on Sunday 11.30pm The Sunday Supplement 1.00am Premier League 1.30am Football 1.45am Premier League 2.15am Premier League 2.45am Football 3.00am Goals on Sunday

Sky1

7.00am The Hour of Power 8.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 8.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00am Monkey Life 9.30am Monkey Life 10.00am Monkey Life 10.30am Monkey Life 11.00am The Flash 12.00pm WWE Raw 1.00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 1.30pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 2.00pm Modern Family 2.30pm Modern Family 3.00pm Futurama 3.30pm Futurama 4.00pm Futurama 4.30pm Futurama 5.00pm Modern Family 5.30pm Modern Family 6.00pm Modern Family 6.30pm Modern Family 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm Dogs Might Fly

Pick

Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Chopper Squad Chopper Squad It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog It’s Me or the Dog Animal Cops: South Africa Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Dog Rescuers Dog Rescuers Meerkat Manor Meerkat Manor Criminal Minds

Sky Sports 2

7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Cricket 9.00am Cricket 10.00am Cricket 2.30pm Cricket 7.00pm Cricket 8.00pm Cricket 9.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 9.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 10.00pm Football 12.00am Super Rugby Try Time 12.30am Cricket 1.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 3.00am Cricket 4.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 5.00am Cricket

GOLD

7.00am Home Shopping 7.30am Home Shopping 8.00am Cheers 8.30am Cheers 9.00am ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 9.35am ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 10.20am Porridge 11.00am Porridge 11.40am Porridge 12.20pm Porridge 1.00pm Porridge 1.40pm Porridge 2.20pm Porridge: Inside Out 3.20pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 4.00pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 4.45pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 5.30pm Kiss and Make-Up 7.05pm The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 8.25pm The Tommy Cooper Hour 9.20pm Yes, Prime Minister 10.40pm I’m Alan Partridge 11.20pm The Office 12.00am The Thick of It 12.40am The Armando Iannucci Shows 1.10am Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle

Channel 5

7.00am Milkshake! 10.55am The Fairly Odd Parents 11.30am The Championship 12.30pm Goal Rush 1.00pm Police Interceptors 9.00pm Penn and Teller 9.55pm 5 News 2.15am Super Casino 5.00am Wildlife SOS 5.25am Wildlife SOS 5.50am The Great Artists 6.20am Great Scientists 6.45am Angels of Jarm 6.50am Angels of Jarm

5USA

10.00am My Name is Earl 10.30am Rookie Blue 11.30am Castle 12.30pm Castle 1.30pm Columbo: Grand Deceptions 3.35pm Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle 5.05pm Columbo 7.00pm NCIS 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm CSI: NY 11.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am CSI: Miami 1.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00am CSI: Miami 3.00am CSI: Miami

more4

10.20am 11.20am Lamb 12.25pm 12.55pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.35pm 3.05pm 3.40pm 4.15pm 4.50pm 5.20pm 5.55pm 6.25pm 6.55pm 7.25pm 7.55pm

Discovering Britain Selling Houses with Amanda

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 8.07am 8.20am 10.20am 12.20pm 2.20pm 4.30pm 6.40pm 7.00pm 5.00am 5.15am

Darts Gold Darts Gold Classic Sevens Rugby Classic Sevens Rugby Major League Soccer Eredivise Highlights Major League Soccer Live Eredivisie Football Live Eredivisie Football Sporting Triumphs Live Tennis: Indian Wells Masters Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs

Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 1

7.00am Hyundai A-League 9.00am Last Week, This Week 9.15am Football Tonight 9.45am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 10.15am Aviva Premiership Rugby 11.45am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.15pm The Emirates FA Cup Highlights 1.45pm Formula e Championship Highlights 2.45pm Serie A 5.00pm French Ligue 1 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 3.00am Road to Rio 3.30am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine 4.00am Vanarama National League Highlights 4.30am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 6.30am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine

BT Sport 2

7.30am Gillette World Sport 8.00am Motogp Highlights 9.00am The Emirates F.A. Cup 10.30am The Emirates F.A. Cup 12.00pm The Emirates FA Cup Highlights 12.30pm PSA Squash 2.00pm French Ligue 1 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 7.00pm NBA Action 7.30pm Hyundai A-League 8.45pm French Ligue 1 11.00pm Vanarama National League Highlights 11.30pm Formula e Championship Highlights


Monday 14th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Countryside 999 12.45pm To be Announced 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm To be Announced 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm To be Announced 8.57pm BBC News and Regional News 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm Panorama 10.00pm To be Announced 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.42pm BBC Weather 11.45pm Cuckoo 12.15am Have I Got Old News for You 12.45am To be Announced

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Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Overhaulin’ 10.00pm Misfit Garage 11.00pm Bitchin’ Rides 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Misfit Garage 2.00am Bitchin’ Rides

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12.00pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm

TCM

The World of Stupid Criminals American Pickers Ice Road Truckers American Pickers Top Gear Top Gear Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK American Pickers American Pickers Top Gear

Film4

12.00pm The Black Knight 1.40pm Gideon of Scotland Yard 3.25pm One of Our Aircraft is Missing 5.30pm Operation Petticoat 7.50pm G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 10.00pm Immortals 12.10am Man on a Ledge

Channel 4

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BBC 3

Pick

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BBC 4

Yesterday

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am Town with Nicholas Crane 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Great British Railway Journeys 11.30am Great British Railway Journeys 12.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 12.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home 3.00pm Bombay Railway 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Hidden Histories 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Queen Victoria’s Children 10.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 11.00pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 11.00pm 12.00am 12.30am

History

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Australia American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Australia Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Pawn Stars Australia Storage Wars

Sky Sports 1

7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 11.15am 1.30pm 1.45pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 7.00pm 12.00am 1.30am 2.00am 4.30am 6.00am

Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold WWE Raw Goals on Sunday Football League Goals Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Football League Goals Goals on Sunday Football League Goals Game Changers Fantasy Football Club Highlights Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits Football League Goals Football League Goals Premier League 100 Club Ford Monday Night Football Football League Goals Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits

Sky1

9.30am Sunrise 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm The Holidaymakers 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm The Muppets 9.30pm Modern Family 10.00pm Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 11.00pm A League of Their Own 12.00am Limitless 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 2.00am Hawaii Five-0

Sky Sports 2

7.00am CWC Classics 8.00am Cricket 9.00am Cricket 10.00am Cricket 11.00am Cricket 12.00pm Cricket 1.00pm Cricket 1.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 2.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 2.30pm Cricket 3.00pm Cricket 4.00pm Cricket 5.00pm Cricket 6.00pm Cricket 7.00pm Cricket 8.00pm Sporting Triumphs 8.15pm Sporting Triumphs 8.30pm Live Netball Superleague 10.30pm Sporting Triumphs 10.45pm Sporting Triumphs 11.00pm Super League Fulltime 11.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 12.00am Cricket’s Greatest

GOLD

7.00am Home Shopping 7.30am Home Shopping 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30am Sorry! 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm Dinnerladies 1.40pm Open All Hours 2.20pm The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 3.40pm As Time Goes By 4.20pm To the Manor Born 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.00pm My Family 7.40pm Dinnerladies 8.20pm Open All Hours 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 10.20pm Only Fools and Horses 11.00pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys

Channel 5

7.00am Milkshake! 10.15am The Wright Stuff 12.10pm Cowboy Builders 1.10pm 5 News 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS: New Orleans 4.15pm Mother Betrayed 6.00pm 5 News 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 10.00pm The X Files 11.00pm Gotham 12.00am NCIS 1.00am NCIS 2.00am Super Casino 5.00am Wildlife SOS

5USA

10.00am Rookie Blue 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.10pm Client Seduction 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm NCIS 11.00pm NCIS 12.00am CSI: Miami 1.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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9.55am 10.35am 11.05am 12.10pm 12.45pm 1.15pm 1.50pm 2.25pm 2.55pm 3.25pm 4.00pm 4.35pm 5.05pm 5.40pm 6.45pm 7.50pm 8.55pm 10.00pm

Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Food Unwrapped Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun A Place in the Sun The Supervet Grand Designs Vet on the Hill

7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.15pm 3.30pm

Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Sporting Greats Sporting Rivalries Tennis:Indian Wells Masters 1000 Racing News Top 14 Rugby Highlights Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Super League Gold Super League Gold Super League Gold

Sky Sports 3

Choice

7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Coronation Street 10.35am Catchphrase 11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.10pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Coronation Street 2.15pm Coronation Street 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.40pm Judge Rinder 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm American Pie: The Wedding 11.00pm FYI Daily 11.05pm American Pie: The Wedding 11.55pm Plebs 12.25am Plebs 12.50am Two and a Half Men 1.20am Two and a Half Men

ITV

BBC2

7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00am Countryside 999 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.45am Claimed and Shamed 11.30am This Morning 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Frasier 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.00am Frasier 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.30am Frasier 1.00pm The Daily Politics 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 2.00pm Coast 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Shipping Wars 7.00pm Regional News and Weather 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 2.15pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 4.00pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.30pm Coronation Street 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 4.55pm Mountain 9.00pm Further Tales from 4.10pm Countdown 5.55pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip Northumberland with Robson... 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 9.30pm Coronation Street 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 6.25pm Bargain Hunt 10.00pm Davina Mccall: Life at the Extreme 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.00pm Eggheads 7.30pm Hollyoaks 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.30pm Too Much TV 9.00pm Dispatches 8.00pm This Farming Life 9.30pm Food Unwrapped 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00pm Royal Navy School 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 9.00pm University Challenge 11.00pm Fresh Meat 7.50am The Chase 10.00pm The People v OJ Simpson: Ameri- 8.45am 11.45pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown The Professionals 12.45am 24 Hours in A and E 9.45am The Sweeney 2.35am The Secret Millionaire 10.50am Ax Men 3.25am Undercover Boss USA 11.45am The Chase 12.50pm The Professionals 1.50pm Storage Wars 7.00am Home Shopping 2.20pm Storage Wars 8.00am Storage Hunters 2.50pm The Car Chasers 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 7.00am Sunrise 3.20pm The Car Chasers 9.10am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00am American Pickers 3.50pm Hogan’s Heroes 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00am Top Gear 4.25pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 12.00pm Buffalo Bill and the Indians, 4.55pm The Sweeney 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry or Sitting Bull’s History Lesson 5.55pm The Professionals 10.00am Cold Case 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 7.00pm Storage Wars Texas 11.00am Sanctuary 3.00pm American Pickers 7.30pm Storage Wars Texas 4.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 8.00pm Rugby Highlights 5.00pm Top Gear 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 6.00pm Top Gear 9.00pm Ax Men 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 10.00pm The Game of Death 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.00pm FYI Daily 3.00pm Highway Patrol 7.00am Doctor in the House 11.05pm The Game of Death 3.30pm Customs UK 7.25am Heartbeat 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.25am Where the Heart is 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 9.30am The Royal 10.35am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 11.00am Judge Judy 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.00pm World News Today 11.25am Judge Judy 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm Timothy Spall: Back at Sea 11.55am Noah’s Ark 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm Digging for Britain 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 10.00pm The Art of Scandinavia 2.00pm Heartbeat 3.05pm The Royal 11.00pm Only Yesterday: The Carpenters 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.05pm Where the Heart is Story 5.15pm Doctor in the House 12.00am Soup Cans and Superstars: How 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 5.50pm In Loving Memory 12.00am Without a Trace Pop Art Changed the World 6.20pm On the Buses 1.00am Supernatural 1.30am Human Planet 6.55pm Heartbeat 2.00am Most Daring 2.30am The Fight for Saturday Night 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 3.00am Sexcetera 4.00am The Art of Scandinavia 9.00pm Lewis 4.00am A Haunting 11.00pm A Touch of Frost 5.00am This is BBC Four

BT Sport 1

7.00am Motogp Highlights 8.00am Barclays Premier League Review 9.00am Vanarama National League Highlights 9.30am UEFA Champions League Magazine 10.00am Paulistao 11.30am Formula e Championship Highlights 12.30pm PSA Squash Highlights 1.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 2.30pm European Football Show Highlights 4.30pm Football Tonight 5.00pm French Ligue 1 Review 6.00pm Bundesliga Review 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 1.00am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 5.00am The Emirates FA Cup Highlights 5.30am Football Tonight

BT Sport 2

7.00am Hyundai A-League 8.00am Hyundai A-League 9.00am Hyundai A-League 10.00am Hyundai A-League 11.15am Hyundai A-League 12.30pm The Emirates F.A. Cup 2.00pm The Emirates F.A. Cup 3.30pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 6.00pm NBA 6.30pm Formula e - Sound of the Future 7.00pm NBA 9.00pm Rugby Tonight 10.30pm The Emirates FA Cup Highlights 11.00pm Global Goals 11.30pm British Rally Championship High-

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SUDOKU (EASY)

SUDOKU (MEDIUM)

SUDOKU (HARD)

THIS WEEKS

HOROSCOPES

Choice

ARIES

ARIES (March 21st-April 20th) Keep up to date with any information that could have a direct bearing on your life, and be prepared to adapt to accommodate what’s happening. Tempting as it is, stay away from get rich quick schemes, as there’s no such thing and you know it.

LIBRA

TAURUS

TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st) You’ve got a lot of things going on in your life this weekend, and you’ve got a lot of decisions to make, so try not to be overly sensitive to the opinions and comments of others. Be around new people who fire your interest

SCORPIO

GEMINI

GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st) As the deeper element of your character gets nearer the surface, the odd and unusual will once again form a major part of your life. That’s not to say you want to go along with it as wholeheartedly as you did in the past, but gauge your audience.

SAGITTARIUS

CANCER

CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd) The influence of the lunar low over the weekend means you may have to settle for second best in some way, but it wont last for ever so don’t throw your toys out of the pram in a strop. Think of the positive. It gives you time to relax and chill.

LEO

VIRGO

LEO (July 24th-August 23rd) Don’t be afraid to let your imagination run free this weekend. You’ve had a lot of issues to deal with recently, but you’ve come out the other end relatively unscathed, so get your feet up and enjoy the view while you can. Life is for living. VIRGO (August 24th-Sept 23rd) Try to vary your routines as much as possible this week and weekend and you’ll avoid things getting stale. If you remain flexible you’ll get more out of life. Someone from the past may turn up at your door, but is that a good or bad thing?

CAPRICORN

AQUARIUS

PISCES

LIBRA (Sept 24th-Oct 23rd) It’s important to you to keep one step ahead of the crowd, so instead of having some rest and recreation over the weekend, you’ll be up and about trying to pre-empt what could happen. It sounds exhausting to me. Maybe it’s time you let it go. SCORPIO (Oct 24th-Nov 22nd) Whether or not it’s a workday for you or not, your mind will still be on getting thing done before Monday comes back around. You can’t sit around waiting for things to happen. You have to take the initiative and make it happen through your own efforts. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23rd-Dec 21st) Do whatever you can to be as loving and supportive as you can be to the people who matter in your life. You’re popular and friendly and you’re always a winner socially, so don’t let inadequate niggles lead to conflict or it’ll upset you a lot. CAPRICORN (Dec 22nd-Jan 20th) There’s an underlying feeling of success bubbling under all areas of your life and the hardest thing you’ll have to do over the weekend is pick where you’re going next and with whom. You now know what it feels like to be spoiled for choice.

AQUARIUS (Jan 21st-Feb 19th) Your ego is strong this week so there’s no denying you’ll make a lasting impression on everyone you meet. Not everyone will like the more forceful side of your nature however, but at least it shows them you’re not scared to make decisions. PISCES (Feb 20th-March 20th) You seem to be naturally intuitive and it’s not restricted to family and friends. Even when you say things to people at work they often marvel at how you know what they seem to be thinking. Use this talent for good and help others.

PUZZLE ANSWERS

“Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well. “

CRYPTIC CROSSWORD

CODE CRACKER

QUICK CROSSWORD

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Javea Brings An End To Bou Embolats

It has been announced by mayor José Chulvi that the Ayuntamiento de Xàbia will no longer authorise the staging of the controversial ‘bou embolats’ during bull-running events in the municipality. This is appears to be a response against the accident that occured during last month’s San Sebastian celebrations when an enraged bull ripped out a securing post and dragged it around the enclosure before organisers were able to release the animal before it could be injured. The association responsible for organising the event insists that it was an accident that noone expected to happen whilst those who support a complete ban of such events say it was an accident that should never have happened. The ‘bou embolat’ is one fo the key events during the celebrations in which special frames are attached to each horn of the animals and small balls in flammable material are set alight to add an extra hazard to proceedings. It’s a tradition that is said to stem from an ancient custom of attaching torches to the horns at night to warn the villagers of the proximity of the bulls and heifers that roamed freely in the streets.

The preparation of such a spectacle involves a heavy vertical post with a large hole into which a strong rope is fed, one end of which is attached to the horns of a bull locked safely in a box and the other end held by a large number of volunteers. As the bull is released, these volunteers pull hard to bring the raging animal under control with its head locked solid against the post. Specialists known as “emboladores” rush forward to connect special metal frames to the horns and quite often selected representatives, for example the president of the commission or the

fiesta queen, are invited to set alight the small balls of material. Another person is then tasked with avoiding both horns and flames to cut the animal free of the rope and the bull-running continues as usual but with that added danger. Irrespective of whether it’s right or wrong, this is what should have happened on Saturday night. But it didn’t and the incident that followed made the regional press with a video taken at the time going viral across the social media networks. Everything appeared usual as the rope was fed through the large wooden post that

had been positioned in the square in front of the historic church and the volunteers took up the slack as the door of the box was opened and the bull charged out of it. As it did so, the rope twisted around the post and the sheer weight of the animal pulled the post away from its moorings. The enraged bull attacked the post and almost fell into the manhole in the floor of the square into which the post had been secured. The immediate objective of the organisers was to release the animal as quickly as possible before it did itself some serious injury and within just over

30 seconds, the rope had been pulled tight enough through one of the safety cages to lock its head against the bars. Inside the cage, someone with a knife worked to cut the rope as quickly as possible, another man holding the animal’s tail to try and stop the bull from struggling. After less than 90 seconds, the rope was cut and the bull released, the post dragged away and the bull ran freely around the enclosure. The mayor conveyed the decision in a special meeting with the organising committees of June’s Fogueres de Sant Joan and September’s Mare de Déu del Loreto festivities in the port as well as the Brotherhood of Jesús Nazareno who organise the fiestas in honour of the treasured image in April. The council will still authorise the standard bull events of loose bulls and heifers in the street as well as those of the ‘bous a la mar’ in the port. The mayor explained to the representatives of the fiestas that the decision has been taken in response to safety concerns, both for people and the animals, as well as a sign of the awareness of the executive against animal abuse.

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Petanque Bringing People Together

By David Rogers

Focus

The municipility of L’Alfas del Pi prides itself for Sport. With a fantastic range of facilities and services sport made freely available, it allows anyone to take part in sporting activities if they wish. Among the many sports facilities, one which might not be too obvious for some to notice are the many locations to play Pétanque or ‘boules’ with many local parks such as the Eucalyptus park in L’Albir with a specialzed areas that can be enjoyed by all but extremely popular amongst retirees and pensioners. L’Alfas del Pi is home to people from a vast range of nationalities with a high percentage being retired these facilities provide a great opportunity to not just get up and be active but to bring people together from different cultures. Pétanque pronounced “payTONK”, is one of Europe’s most popular outdoor games. It is a cousin of the Italian bowling game called

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‘bocce’. The game originated in the South of France in the early 1900’s. It is also known as (French) Boules and is played outdoors on any reasonably firm surface: your garden, the park, a field, a gravel parking lot, cinder running track, etc. Hard surfaces like concrete or asphalt or very soft like a fine sand beach or long grass is not recommended. The aim is to toss, or roll a number of hollow steel balls (“boules”) as close as possible to a small wooden target ball, called the “jack” or “cochonnet” (French for “piglet”). Players take turns and the team that ends up nearest to the target ball when all balls are played, wins. No special skill is required, adults can play with children, and the equipment is inexpensive. The game of Pétanque is simple, relaxing, lots of fun, and a perfect way to make new friends. There are a number of groups and

clubs in the area for any competitive players with regular tournaments and competitions.

So if you’re interested why not grab yourself a set of boules and take a stroll to the park.

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design for you and get it built and live on the web within a week. We can register your domain name and provide you with web hosting and email accounts.

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More than 20,000 Used Library Last Year

The library is used by many people from many nationalities, young and old, and is especially busy with students during exam time however the number of new users registered in 2015 as members of the library were 55 adults and 67 children under 14 years. “We have registered also about 500 regular borrowers, 240 adults and 241 children, who make use of loan service

of the library very often,” said the mayor. It just proves you do not have to borrow books or be a registered member to use the municipal library’s fantastic services, which also include Internet enables computers. At the end of 2015 the library had a total of 36,459 books, 3,105 DVDs and 1,408 CDs. In addition, the municipal library puts magazines and newspapers for users to read every day. Over 27,000 euros was invested into the library last year for new books, and other media sources. The library is open Monday through Friday from 10:30 to 14:00 and 16:30 to 20:00.

By David Rogers

Clubs & Charities

Albir Church of England Easter Services

The Albir Church of England will be holding the following dedicated services for Easter alongside their usual services. Palm Sunday 20th March 9.45 am. Good Friday 11.00 am. Easter Sunday 27th March 9.45 am.

Also, a reminder that on Friday 5th March at 4pm there will be a service for World Day of Prayer, this will be interdenominational with Cuban refreshments to follow. A service of Holy Communion is held in Albir every Sunday at 9.45am. You can find us in the centre of Albir, turn up the main road hill, Camino de la Cantera, quite near the Consum

Focus

The town library of L’Alfas del Pi in 2015 had a total of 20,644 people use the service, more specifically 5,325 men, 5,948 women, 4,248 boys and 5,123 girls. The busiest months were January, February and March with the lease active months being July, August and September. In total last year 6,165 different books were borrowed consisting of 5374 books in Castilian, Valencian 423 and 368 in English. Also borrowed were 2,703 DVDs and 68 CDs. The library is constantly expanding with the next influx of media due to be available in about a month as they are currently cataloguing a wide range of music, jazz, pop and rock, about 1,500 sound ‘documents’.

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Supermarket, signposted Rober Palas Hotel, turn right in front of the hotel and the Church (Norwegian Seaman’s Church) is just inside the next road on the left, Carrer Mart. ALSO every Thursday at 11.00am at the Forum Mare Nostrum, Alfaz del Pi we have a service of Holy Communion. The second Thursday of each month is a healing service If you need any further information please telephone our Local Church Warden , Elaine Mitchell on 96 686 4962 or mobile 636 164 467. Albir is one of eight churches in the Chaplaincy, from Gandia to El Campello and you can find much more information on the website costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy. org always be assured that a warm

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No Caravans On Algar River Mouth

By David Rogers

The mayor of Infrastructure, responsible for the urban scene, Roque Ferrer, has announced the restriction of passing caravans and motorhomes at the mouth of the river Algar which came into place 26 February. Ferrer says that this restriction has been imposed for the health and safety of people and

to safeguard the area. Due to being at the mouth of the river, the area can be prone to flooding and with changing conditions ‘carvanners’ can be easily caught out. ‘The security measures that have put in place are also there to protect the environment and reduce any impact’ it was stated. With the warmer

months approaching, these measures are important as these areas can be breeding areas for mosquitos and extra habitants can increase the problem. For anyone travelling in motorhomes or with caravans, please read all public notices when parking to avoid fines or check into authorised campsites.

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide National Police Track Down Two

People WIth Links To Organised Crime

Focus

By David Rogers

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Agents of the National Police have arrested a man and a woman who were residing in Albir and Benidorm who were under arrest warrant from Dutch and Belgian authorities in conjunction with various economic and financial offenses and belonging to a criminal organization. According to police sources in a statement, the 49 year old woman

is from the Netherlands and has been linked with a criminal organization dedicated to international drug trafficking, also for money laundering and giving false testimony. The second of the fugitives, also 49, is of Belgian nationality, and was tracked down in less than a month following the release of the arrest warrant. The Belgian

authorities say he is accused of several counts of fraud and forgery for VAT, which the detainee could be sentenced to two years imprisonment when arriving back in Belgium. The two detainees are now awaiting confirmation by the Highcourt before they are extradited under European arrest warrant and surrendered to the local authorities.

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Brits Boost Benidorm Numbers of the 186,000 UK tourists who visited Spain this winter headed for the Costa Blanca resort. Already the sales received for winter 2016-2017 are 62 per cent up on this time last year. Tunisia has seen an 88 per cent reduction in British tourists this winter, with summer bookings 83 per cent down on 2015 a serious threat to the economy of the country who rely heavily on the British holiday makers.

The Benidorm pool leagues defending Champions “The Grill House” moved a step closer to retaining the title they won in 2015 with a convincing win over title rivals, “The Tartan bar” 8-2. Before the match, there was only six points separating the two teams as the season moves into the last third but Thursdays win has all but ended the title hopes of the Tartan bar & has put the Grill house firmly in control. Chasing the leaders is the London Bar A team. Led by their inspirational skipper Nick Mcgrath alias “The Preacher” they dismantled the Peppermill with the same score line 8-2. They have played a game less than the Grill house & a win will see them jump to the top of the league &

with Tom King firing on all cylinders, he is making life very comfortable for Nick Mcgrath & co. Serena’s bar now lie in third place after an easy evening at Bobby’s bar with the host’s internal struggle continuing to play havoc with their performances. Gary Maskill is now Serena’s mvp with a 60% win rate after claiming two wins in last Thursday’s 7-3 victory which moves him up to 14th on the individual rankings. Meanwhile the Rockstar, led by Captain, Juanfran Del Castillo are quietly creeping up the table with steady performances that are bringing rewards. This latest victory over a well-organized London bar B team 6-4 moves them into 5th place.

Egypt reports that forty-two per cent fewer Brits are visiting in the off-season, the summer reservations have also fallen by 53 per cent. Turkey has seen 31 per cent fewer UK tourists this winter and will receive 27 per cent fewer in the summer. Local businesses relying on this trade will not survive the decline in the Brits choosing to holiday in other safer countries such as Spain.

The Grill House March On

Next week’s trip to the Grill house will be watched closely by everyone as a win there will throw the league wide open. The Stretford Jukebox had a nightmare against the Yorkshire Pride B team suffering a whitewash for the second time this season. Although it is a big ask that the Yorkshire Pride B team win the league, they will be happy just to keep their A team below them in the standings & now have an 8 point advantage over them. All matches start at 9pm every Thursday, why not come along and join in the fun. All fixtures and results can be found at www.x-patspoolleagues. com or visit our face-book page, X-Pats Pool Leagues.

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2016 is predicted to be one of the best on record for British tourists, due to last year’s decline in holiday bookings for Tunisia, Turkey and Egypt who have seen a terrible impact on tourist trade due to conflicts and terrorist attacks, and have all now seen a record decline in bookings for the summer season. As the security of these countries has been questioned numerous times the number of Brits due to visit has plummeted as they decide to visit safer locations. UK tour operators have reported that so far 135,000 holiday packages have been sold for this summer in Spain, a 35 per cent increase on the same period in 2015. Benidorm and other tourist hot spots across the region of Alicante are receiving more visitors than ever and 105,000

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Clubs & Charities The fifteenth edition of ‘Tree Day’ brings together U3A Dining Out hundreds of schoolchildren at El Pantano

By Spencer Williams

The mayor of Benidorm, Toni Perez, accompanied by other members of his government team and technicians from the departments of Education and Environment joined hundred students from the local schools who participated celebrating Benidorm’s fifteenth edition of Arbor Day. This time the school have planted specimens of carob (Ceratonia siliqua), Kermes oak (Quercus coccifera), white pine (pinus halepensis) and rosemary (Rosmarinus officinalis), which

were provided by the Ministry of the Environment. The seedlings have been planted onto land, which was donated for the project ‘The Forest Of Children’ where, since 2001, students from schools in Benidorm work together to revive the unused land. Every year the City Council invites schools to participate, and selected two different schools each year. Toni Pérez sees the celebration of Arbor Day “a wonderful project that, year after year is gathering

Last Friday, a record breaking, 50 members of the U3A Monthly Dining Out Group, had a lovely four course meal at El Pantano Restaurant, in Orcheta. Many thanks to Liz, who arranged and organised the day, ably assisted by her “better half” Rob. The restaurant overlooks the Amadorio reservoir, which now has some visible water in it compared to last year.

The next Dining Out will be “The Easter Bonnet Lunch” at De ja vu Restaurant, Alfaz del Pi, where there will be prizes for the best Male & Female bonnets !! The group has a non-seating reservation policy, encouraging people to mix, although if people do want to sit together, all they must do is arrive together. U3A Marina Baixa holds its general meetings on the fourth Monday of each month at the auditorium in the Casa de Cultura, Alfaz del Pi. The next Meeting will be one week earlier than normal, as Easter Monday falls on the fourth week of March, so it will be held on Monday 21st March, starting promptly at 11.00 am please come early to sign in and get your seat! If you have not heard of this Association and would like to join them, you can be assured of a very warm welcome. Please visit the website www.u3amarinabaixa.com to find out more information there is also a Facebook page. If you do not have internet access please contact their secretary Joan Flint on 96 586 1226 or Mobile 663 637 167 for more information.

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body.” It is a pleasure to see how the first few minutes the trees grow” and are part of the landscape, “our territory”. The mayor did not hesitated to take the hoe and lend a hand and show the school children how it was done, while also explaining to them what kind of species were planted, their characteristics and the role played in the ecological environment. Arbor day is celebrated all around the world, although not always at the same time, different countries and even different towns celebrate on different dates. The Spanish village of Mondoñedo held the first documented Arbor plantation festival in the world organized by its mayor in 1594. The place remains as Alameda de los Remedios and it is still planted with lime and horse chestnut trees. A humble granite and a bronze plate recalls the event. Additionally, the small Spanish village of Villanueva de la Sierra held the first modern Arbor Day, an initiative launched in 1805 by the local priest with the enthusiastic support of the entire population.

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Still No Answers For Cultural Centre

By Spencer Williams

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In the centre of Benidorm, lies the remains of the base construction of what should of been a Cultural and Conference Centre, much like those of neighbouring towns such as Alfas del Pi and La Nucia who regularly host events, workshops amongst many other services and great features, but still remains untouched. The skeletal structure is situated along Avenida Europa and for years residents and visitors miss what could be a great asset to the town. The current government is under

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pressure to answer questions posed by rival parties. Last October they were asked questions regarding the situation of the Cultural Centre but stated they could not answer until they had communicated with the Regional Government who were initially meant to help fund the project. The plans for the Cultural Centre included a huge Auditorium with over a thousand seats, a smaller auditorium with around 500 seats, an International Library, classrooms, a museum and more. The project started construction back in 2007 and is on a site of around 35,000 square meters and had an initial budget of 40 million Euros. Last week opposition parties attempted to get answers from the local government but were left with silence. Nine years since construction ceased, it is an embarrassment that a town that leads the way for tourism on the Costa Blanca is falling behind other municipalities and missing a huge asset to the tourist market.


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March Against Child Abuse

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Hundreds of people participated last week in the ‘March Against Childhood Cancer’ organized by the seats of health, youth and participation. An initiative with Dual Purpose: to raise awareness about the battle

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between these children and raise funds to support research. The Collection of the inscriptions will go to aspanion. A Tide Yellow, the colour of the March, toured the municipality from the

square of the mosquit until the end of the boardwalk, next to the whereabouts of ifac, where he read a manifesto. The March was classed as a success.


Celebrate Arbor Day & Plant A Tree!

will be distributed, however if you wish to bring your own tools and equipment, it is encouraged as the number of tools availible is restricted.

T o make things easier for a hard mornings planting the Roses Restaurant, located on Avenida de Denia, has kindly donated 10 boxes of Aquarius of 20 bottles each, 10 boxes of water 20 bottles each, 20 kilos of oranges and 30 kilos of tangerines.

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On March 6 from 10:00 to 13:00, at Calle Mayor Ramon Planelles located in the Playa de Muchavista, just behind Marco Villa, will be the traditional planting of trees for Arbor Day. A free bus service will be a va i l a b l e from the House of Culture with two shuittles organised the first bus will be leaving at 9:30 and the with the first team starting at 10:30, with the second bus departing at 11:30 for the second group starting at around at 13:00. There will be 8000 seedlings available which will include: 300 Aleppo pine, 200 stone pine, 150 oleander and 150 of almezos (lledoner) so that anyone who wants to participate in the day will be able to plant their very own tree in the planting area. Tools such as hoes and shovels

By David Rogers

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Sounds Familiar Let’s Face The Music

Sounds Familiar are in the final stages of rehearsals for their glamourous tribute to the era of Top Hat, White Tie and Tails “Let’s Face The Music”. The show had it’s first performance at the Casa de Cultura in Calpe on 25th February and will have it’s

second performance at the Auditori Municpal in Ondara on Friday 11th March. There are songs and routines taken from shows such as Anything Goes, Kiss Me Kate, Showboat and some other standalone classics from Cole Porter, the Gershwin brothers, Jerome

Kern and Irvin Berlin to keep your feet tapping. Both shows start at 8pm with the doors opening at 7.30pm. Tickets are priced at 12 euros and as usual a portion of the ticket sales will be given to

charity. Tickets are available from Margaret & Elena’s Book & Card shop, Galerias Mar Azul, c/Gabriel Miro, Calpe and by phone on 96 558 1483, or online at www. philipashley.com/boxoffice. php

Rotary Fellowship Costa Blanca North

Press report of meeting 26th February 2016 President Paul Ridge welcomed 48 members and guests to meeting 1026 on Friday 26th February. The well supported meeting had a real “buzz” over an enjoyable lunch and many of the guests really enjoyed themselves. After lunch we had our annual Auction. A good selection of items had been donated and were put under the stone (in lieu of the hammer) and raised just over €600.00 in support of local charities. Thanks were given to Colin Donadio, Martin Bentley our enthusiastic auctioneer and Paul Ridge for organising the event, along with there helpers. Chairman David also thanked all those who had kindly donated items for Auction. Our next meeting is on Friday the 4th of March, with David Pierson as President and will preside over our AGM. All are welcome. We meet at 13.15 for 13.45 every Friday at Los Leones, Sol Park, Moraira when we enjoy a meal in a very relaxed manner, after which we normally have a speaker. We have a book exchange most weeks and a raffle each month which add to our charity fund. Please phone 965 795 421 to add your name to our Friday meeting list by WEDNESDAY 17.00 hrs. Our dress code is smart casual. www.rotarycostablanca.wikidot.com

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Javea Pushes Its Attraction To Divers At The Madrid Dive Travel Show

By Javeamigos

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The new campaign to promote diving in Xàbia stepped up a gear as the Department of Tourism, assisted by eight local diving clubs, headed to Madrid to take part in the prestigious Dive Travel Show. The town had a 24 square metre exhibition stand next to that of the Comunidad Valenciana from which visitors were able to find a comprehensive proposal, both on services and offers available with the diving clubs, through special promotional material published by the Ayuntamiento de Xàbia such as the new and complete dive guide and one dedicated to water-based activities from a tourism perspective.

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The trade fair attracted a large amount of visitors and the Tourism department was able to present its attraction as a diving centre on stage before a large audience using the latest promotion video which devoted special attention to dive tourism and the family. In addition to the distribution of promotional material, staff from Xàbia met with the association of dive centres in the Comunidad Valenciana who congratulated them on the big position that Xàbia has placed itself in this sector and attended an interview with ‘Buceo a Fondo’, a central reservation service that manages active tourism for sports divers.


Pesky Pigeons Pigeons can be a nuisance; especially in the town centre of Moraira and the council are going to put an end to this problem. During a special campaign the pigeons will be caught alive using special traps. Their population has increased drastically because there is too much food and water available and the number of natural predators is constantly diminishing. The environmental protection office is asking residents and visitors for help and with

these points: - Please, don’t feed or offer water to the pigeons, neither in private or public places nor indirectly

allowing water and leftovers to accumulate on balconies, roof terraces or streets, including parks, as this stimulates reproduction. - Pigeons find enough water and food and don’t

need additional feeding. Furthermore, leftovers and waste attracts other animals and plagues such as rats, cockroaches, seagulls etc. - Please, keep buildings in good condition and don’t offer ideal nesting. - Please, share this information with neighbours and friends. Any questions or doubts, please, contact the environmental protection office: Phone: 965 740 158 or Email: medioambiente@teuladamoraira.org

Concerts Costa Blanca Presents Beyond Paradise With Christopher Robbie as Charles Darwin and Arthur Miller. Whilst enjoying a four year period with The Royal Shakespeare Company, he found himself at Stratford playing the title rôle on the opening night of King Lear after Robert Stevens had become ill – an opportunity which led him to being given the rôle in his own right when the production transferred to the Barbican Theatre in London. Christopher has also worked as director and designer and his play “The Sirens of Eroc”, written under the nom-de-plume of James Alan, was presented at the Barons Court Theatre in April 2001. He has made many television and film appearances - his most recent film being ‘Enemies Closer’, filmed in Bulgaria and starring Jean Claude Van Damm, but his passion for theatre remains pre-eminent. In 2013 he completed a nationwide stage tour of The Hobbit - playing the wizard Gandalf - and he has since concentrated on writing and presenting his own stage work.

But nothing has he enjoyed more than discovering the “Gentle Man” in “Beyond Paradise”. Christopher Robbie gave this presentation some 16 years ago, to great acclaim, before an audience of 180 at the El Canor at Teulada. If you were present then we hope you will join us once again and tell your friends that this is truly an evening of theatre not to be missed. Tickets are now on sale from Concerts Costa Blanca in the same way as for the performances in Valencia. Accordingly please fill in the following “formula” and we will reply to you with confirmation and payment instructions. Once payment has been made you will receive confirmation along with your seat numbers.

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Christopher Robbie portrays Charles Darwin, the Victorian scientist famed for his theory of evolution by natural selection. This one-man play touches lightly on Darwin the scientist and then focuses in on Darwin the man. Likeable and deeply thoughtful, he did not set out to contradict the Bible or rock the establishment. Yet his theory of evolution by natural selection had tremendous impact in its day and is still a powerful tool today in the study of life, past and present, on this planet. “Beyond Paradise”. . . perfectly encapsulates Darwin as a family man at Down House, Darwin as an experimenter and observer, and Darwin as a thinker and a writer.” - John Thackray, Natural History Museum Archivist Christopher ROBBIE trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art (RADA) in London. In the theatre he has achieved notable success in the plays of Shakespeare, Ibsen, Lope de Vega, Calderon, Euripedes

“Absorbing and intriguing...” Sir David Attenborough

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Alfaz Fantasy Football League

by Eric Malpus

38 points away from Mark’s team No Bad Losers. The last 3 teams going into our Monthly Premier Imports Draw for a case of Cava are our 2 highest scoring teams Karen’s Ceasar’s Blackcats & Mark’s team Inter Rubber who both scored 36 points.The other team joining them is Mickey’s Wakkden Town who got this weeks lowest score of minus 4.Last Month’s winner was Angie’s Blues. Manager of the Month for February has been kindly sponsored by Mike & Mark at Paneil’s Restaurant in the Benidorm Old Town who provide super meals at reasonable prices.The lucky winning Manager is Karen whose team Ceasar’s Blackcats came from nowhere to snatch this fabulous meal for 2 from Joe’s Keith Lard F.C. Ian’s team Red Lions have won this weeks Breakfast for 2 at Rafters sponsored by Kate after leaping up 29 place to 155th position in the League. Doey & Coey’s team Parkwyddn have taken over the top spot of our RTN F.A.Cup League with a very small 2 point advantage over Ian’s team Tasty Toffees.Harley’s Ginger Ninjar and Rachel’s Raquel’s Revenge are in 3rd & 4th place just 8 points behind the Leaders. At the other end of the scale Les’s Have not got a Clue are trailing Handbrake City by 7 points. This week the 5th Round of our RTN K.O.Cup Competition takes place with the pick of the round being the clash between Jin’s Dream Team and Johnny’s Rockets.Next Week is also a bumper Week for collecting points as there is 2 lots of Fixtures going into the Mix so it’s important to keep an eye on how your team performs as we head towards the business end of the Season by logging onto our website which is www. alfazffl.com or if you can’t access the net you can always pop into one of the Bars which support us by displaying all the League Tables and results on their Notice Boards.In Albir,The Local & Wyndhams,in Benidorm Union Jack,in Alfaz Robin’s Nest and over in Moraira Barilloche.

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The 1 Monday Night F.A.Cup Tie and the 8 Premier League games at the Weekend gave the Alfaz Fantasy Football League 24 goals,5 clean sheets,30 yellow cards and once again the Referees kept their red cards in their pockets for the 9th time this Season.The average score for the week was under 10 points for the 2nd time this Season. Joe’s team Keith Lard F.C.kept hold of the top spot of the A.F.F.L. for the 7th week running even though Scott’s team Dog Dale managed to reduce their advantage to 36 points. Paul’s Elite Kitchen,Swinton remain in 3rd place and are still well in contention along with 4th placed Ceasar’s Blackcats who moved up 4 places this week.At the other end Lyn’s Handbrake City are still well behind Alison’s Foxywise. We have a new leader at the top of our U.K.T.V.SPAIN Junior League with Harley’s team Ginger Ninjar taking a narrow 7 point lead over last weeks leaders Tyrannosuarez-Rex F.C.Last Season’s winners of this Section Super Rhys are nicely placed in 3rd place while at the opposite end of the table Bradley’s team Hero to Zero continue to improve and are now only 3 points adrift of Lily’s team Sponge Bob. Karen’s team Ceasar’s Blackcats have had a fantastic week,not only have they won this Month’s 20 euro voucher sponsored by QUICKSAVE Supermarket in Albir they have also climbed to the top of our Mark Carter Ladies Section by taking a fragile 13 point advantage over Joanna’s Hup Hannah City.Last weeks front runners Maxine’s Plaistow13hammers have slipped down to 3rd. With so few goals being scored in the Premier League,points were in short supply in our Golden Boot League which is sponsored by Leonard Knowles Construction.David’s Pearson’s Smashers seized the chance to draw level with the leaders Jukeboxers at the Summit courtesy of West Brom’s Craig Dawson who scored in the Baggies thrilling 3-2 victory against Crystal Palace.Down at the foot of the table Lyn’s Handbrake City are

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England Go Top Of The Table With Three Wins from Three

England remained unbeaten and on course to a first Six Nations rugby title in five years by ending the reign of a feisty Ireland 21-10 at Twickenham last weekend. The only team with three wins from three rounds, England will host a Wales side that’s also unbeaten but with a draw, in two weeks in a likely championship decider.

Victory for Eddie Jones’ men in their first game back at Twickenham since the World Cup will now have them dreaming of a first Grand Slam since 2003. But they had to be patient against Joe Schmidt’s Ireland who took the lead early in the second half when Conor Murray barged his way over. A huge defensive effort from

Ireland - whose chances of an historic third Championship in a row are now at end - eventually told late on as Watson and Brown struck either side of the hour mark. England lost both James Haskell and Danny Care to yellow cards in the second half but Ireland’s late pressure came to nothing and England moved clear at the top of the standings. England are set to recall Manu Tuilagi to their squad to face Wales in the potential Six Nations title decider at Twickenham a week on

Saturday. Eddie Jones, the head coach, has indicated that Tuilagi – who came through 80 minutes for Leicester last Sunday – will be a strong candidate for the bench with his side still chasing a first grand slam for 13 years. Tuilagi has not played for England since June 2014 and sat out the World Cup through a combination of injury and suspension. Owen Farrell has been filling in at inside centre but Jones has made clear he thinks Tuilagi’s best position is No12.

Remaining Six Nations Fixtures Round 4

14:30, 12/03/2016 – Ireland v Italy - Aviva Stadium - ITV 17:00, 12/03/2016 – England v Wales - Twickenham - ITV 16:00, 13/03/2016 – Scotland v France - Murrayfield - BBC One

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15:30, 19/03/2016 – Wales v Italy - Principality Stadium - BBC One 18:00, 19/03/2016 – Ireland v Scotland - Aviva Stadium - ITV 21:00, 19/03/2016 – France v England - Stade de France - BBC One

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Gianni Infantino pulled off a stunning victory Friday to take over as FIFA president. The Swiss official received 115 of the 207 eligible votes in the second round to earn a decisive majority over Sheikh Salman of Bahrain, who had been the strong favorite entering the election. The 45-year-old former lawyer saluted voters by patting his right hand over his heart, and had to compose himself before starting his acceptance speech. “We will restore the image of FIFA and the respect of FIFA. And everyone in the world will applaud us,” Infantino said, referring to bribery and corruption investigations that have rocked soccer’s governing body and forced Sepp Blatter out of office after more than 17 years as president. Sheikh Salman received 88 votes after being the front-

runner during much of the four-month campaign. Prince Ali of Jordan had four votes, and Jerome Champagne of France got zero. In the first round, Infantino surprising led with 88 votes. Sheikh Salman had 85 votes, Prince Ali 27, and Champagne seven. Infantino, the general secretary of European governing body UEFA, is the second straight FIFA president from the Valais region in the Swiss Alps. Infantino is from Brig and replaces the 79-yearold Blatter, who was born in neighboring Visp. Infantino will be president through May 2019, completing the remainder of Blatter’s term. Blatter was forced out by the pressure of American and Swiss investigations of corruption that hit FIFA two days before the previous election in May.


Defeat Hard To Swallow

Scott Quigg jaw breaks in fourth round during defeat against Carl Frampton mounting a decent attack and made adjustments, far different than the earlier rounds when Quigg seemed to have no answers to Frampton’s onslaught of punches. Frampton remained in control up to the end, seemingly a clear winner as the final bell sounded. Judge Carlos Surce scored the bout 116-112, Dave Parris scored it 116-112, and a surprising score of 113-115 from judge Levi Martinez and declaring Carl Frampton the winner by split decision. Without a doubt, this fight had the potential to go either way. At the weigh-in Scott Quigg appeared to be weight drained, this could have played a role in his performance. Not taking away from Carl Frampton, he has proven his ring savvy and deserves to be rated as one of the best in boxing. For Quigg, it’s back to the drawing board. Although he came alive in the later rounds and managed to corner Frampton a few times, his punches seemed to lack the power and had little effect on Frampton. Boxing fans have witnessed a much better Scott

Quigg in the past, he just lost to a better Carl Frampton this night. As for Frampton, his future is looking pretty bright right now and has some options. Reportedly, a rematch is no problem if he must, it’s not the intention for Frampton, although he said it could happen if fans want it. It has been reported that Frampton’s manager, Barry McGuigan has hinted an interest in facing Leo Santa Cruz, but will likely face Guillermo Rigondeaux. Boxing fans in the United States would most likely love to see him match up against Rigondeaux or perhaps Leo Santa Cruz. Either way, Frampton is the one to beat right now, whoever he faces, expect toe-to-toe action and a good payday.

Spurs Charge For Title With Win Over Swansea & United Hold Back Arsenal

Tottenham Hotspur, which has not been English champion since it won the double in 1961, has kept the pressure on surprise Premier League leaders Leicester City and stolen a march on neighbour Arsenal. After Spurs came from behind to beat struggling Swansea City 2-1, the roar that greeted the winning goal by full back Danny Rose was repeated when the White Hart Lane fans learned that bitter rivals Arsenal had lost 3-2 at Manchester United. The two results now make Saturday’s meeting of the north London sides at White Hart Lane all the more important although before then on Wednesday, Tottenham visits sixth-placed West Ham United while Arsenal hosts Swansea. Leicester, which was a 5,000-1 outsider to win the title at the start of the season, entertains West Bromwich Albion on Tuesday. Claudio Ranieri’s Leicester has 56 points from 27 matches while Spurs are on 54 and Arsenal have 51. Manchester City occupies fourth position on 47 points and have a game in hand on their championship rivals. ”We believe we can win every game and we’ll see what happens at the end of the season. Our mentality is to look to the next game and go

step by step,” Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino told Sky Sports television. “For me it is not important (Arsenal lost). What is important is our own performance and there are still 11 Premier League games ahead.” Marcus Rashford, the 18-year-old who scored twice on his Manchester United debut in the Europa League on Thursday, inflicted the same punishment on Arsenal in the space of three minutes at Old Trafford on Sunday. He netted his first with a confident shot following Guillermo Varela’s cross and then headed in a centre from Jesse Lingard. Former United striker Danny Welbeck pulled one goal back before Rashford set up Ander Herrera for the home team’s third. Mesut Ozil grabbed Arsenal’s second in the 69th minute. “It was a shock playing in midweek but that benefited me,” said Rashford who only featured in that Europa League game because Anthony Martial was injured in the warm-up. United manager Louis van Gaal said: “I’ve always said it’s not a matter of age, it’s a matter of quality.” Van Gaal also brought on two

other youngsters against Arsenal as debutant substitutes in Tim Fosu-Mensah, a versatile 18-yearold Dutchman who was once at Ajax Amsterdam’s academy, and midfielder James Weir, 20. Italian striker Alberto Paloschi, signed from Chievo in January, scored his first Swansea goal to give it a half-time lead at 1961 league and FA Cup winners Spurs. Former Arsenal goalkeeper Lukasz

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Scott Quigg (31-1-2, 23 KOs) experienced his first loss in the ring last night and was simply outboxed, losing by split decision to Carl Frampton (22-0, 14 KOs) in a 12 round super bantamweight bout in Manchester, UK. A large crowd in excess of twenty thousand, many travelling from Ireland to witness in person this long-awaited bout at Manchester Arena. It was proof that UK boxing fans are hardcore and love to watch the sweet science in person and will spare nothing to do so. The win awarded Carl Frampton the WBA belt to add to his collection, he is currently the IBF champion as well. Frampton set the tone early, mixing up his punches with a very effective jab and looping hooks that forced Quigg to take a more defensive angle in the early rounds, but most definitely a cautious fight was fought by both. In round 4, Frampton worked his way inside and landed a blistering uppercut that stunned Quigg, it has been reported that Quigg may have broken his jaw and that may have prevented him from fighting the fight he wanted to fight. Although Quigg was landing a few good shots, it was clear he was falling behind on the scorecards. In the later rounds, Quigg began

Fabianski frustrated the home team for long spells with a series of fine saves but was finally beaten by substitute Nacer Chadli with 20 minutes left. Rose then hit the winner seven minutes later, leaving Pochettino delighted. “Fabianski was great, man of the match,” the Spurs manager said. “It is a fantastic win.”

Cristiano Ronaldo has hit out at his Real Madrid C.F. team-mates following their defeat to Atletico, claiming if they were all at his level the team would be top of LaLiga

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Benitachell Bowls Club Winter League Team had an outstanding success this week in their away game to Bonalba. A brilliant performance by all the teams saw BBC with a further 11 points giving them their 3rd 11 – 1 victory in a row. The photo shows the jubilant team who achieved a ‘HOT SHOT’ in their game. Captain of the Winter League Bert McLean, (standing at the back) who was lead in the game, and left to right, Skip Alex Fisher, Terry Corner and Iris Gardiner. The game finished with a 30 – 8 score. A truly outstanding performance from Jeff Richards, Tony Lawley, Derek Mawson and Linda Richards with a 34 – 1 win. Dave Roberts, Bob Cockell, Richard Gardiner and Christine Mawson also achieved a win with 22 – 10.

up against a very strong Bonalba side and it was not to be their day. Our friendlies won by a good shot difference 26 – 14. Overall score BONALBA 61 shots Maggie Lawley, Jacquie Roberts, Mary Cockell and and 2 points. – BBC Lions 82 shots Tim Woodcock and 8 points. had a tough game with all square, 12 – 12 all on the 16th end. Taking 8 shots on the final two ends to Due to an unforseen error there secure a valuable two has been no reports for a month but here is a full up to date report on the points. D u d l e y last 4 weeks of the alfaz darts league. Davies, Clive Langan, Mike Smith and Week 14 saw the top of the table clash between Foleys and Caspers. Carol Davies achieved a draw up against a very tough Bonalba team In what was a very close game the 15 – 15.The Berleen/friendly team of scores after the first set of singles and the doubles rested at 3 – 3 , and Harry Chick, Vivian Erridge, Steve Griffin and with a draw looking likely and what Linda Smith had a deserved 31 – 7 would of been a favourable result for Foleys as Caspers needed the win victory. As always, Bonalba were very the Caspers captain unexpectedly welcoming and good company, overall played himself in position 3. Foleys sure enough took the first two games a great day. to secure at least a draw meaning BBC LIONS VERSES BONALBA A very good result for the lions Caspers captain was effectively playing Bonalba at home, some tough playing a dead game ,which he duly won to take the scores to 5 – 4. games were being played with the lead changing Foleys then won the last game to hands with every wood bowled. The win the match 6 – 4 and extend their lead at the top of the table. challenge team came Hepburns suffered a home defeat to Villamar whose form is very up and down at the moment. The remaining game saw new boys Wyndhams secure a 6 – 4 win away at Cocos

Our challengers lost on the last end 20 – 13. For a full update and further information about forthcoming games and results, please visit us on line at www.benitachellbowlsclub.com

Benidorm Darts League Update

In Week 15 Villamar visited local rivals Foleys .Villamar took the first two games and an upset looked on the cards but Foleys fought back taking all remaining 8 games for an 8 – 2 victory. Caspers kept up the pressure on Foleys with a win over Cocos. Wyndhams secured their second consecutive victory with a win over Hepburns Foleys now had an 8 point advantage with a game in hand with just 5 games remaining. Foleys played there outstanding game against Wyndhams in which in a close fought game they ran out 6-4 winners meaning they needed 2 wins form the remaining 5 games Week 16 saw caspers keep up

the pressure on Foleys with a 6-4 win over hepburns and new boys Wyndhams had a good win over villamar with Jim securing a three dart finish of 137 ,the best in the league so far. Foleys kept up their unbeaten run with a 9 -1 win away at local rivals coco’s,which left them just one win away from retaining the league going into week 17 where they were to visit Hepburns. Upon that visit, The first two singles games could of gone either way but then Foleys ran away with it to win 10 – 0 on the night and secure the league title for the second successive year. Sadly the game was played under sad circumstances which can be seen further in the report. All credit to both teams in the manor of how the evening played out. In the other games hepburns won 7-3 away at wyndhams where Wyn himself got himself into the 180 maximum club. In the other game cocos achieved a good result in securing a 5-5 draw with Villamar. So with 3 games still to go Foleys have won the league but will not rest on their laurels as they face a tough game at Caspers who have pushed them all the way this season. Villamar entertain Hepburns whilst Wyndhams welcome cocos. On a more sombre note the sad news was relayed of the passing of Alan “Sir Alex” Morrisey , captain of Hepburns. Alan who started in the darts league with Caspers, where he got the nickname of Sir Alex due to his non playing captaincy was a true gent and was a very popular player in the league and will be sadly missed. Myself, the league and all other players send their condolences and thoughts to his partner Sue and the rest of Alans family at this sad time

Marina Alta Golf Society

Marina Alta Golf Societys latest match on 15th feb was held at Valle Galiana it was a very windy and cold day at the the opening holes but it all warmed up after a couple of hours , the greens were very fast and i think everyone struggled. There were two great birdies during the match with Pete Gardiner on hole 9 and on hole 15 with Alan Tissington and to save not to forget an Eagle on hole 5 from Ed Hause. The winner on the day was Keith Sinden with 34 points, 2nd

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Barry Woodcock with 33 points, 3rd Gordon Blocklehurst with 29 points, 4th Pete Gardiner with 29 points. Nearest the pin was played on two holes, on Hole 3 which was won by Barry Woodcock and Hole on hole 14 by Alan Tissington. The society always welcome Guests, so if you fancy joining The Marina Alta Golf Society society Pete Gardiner on 699832394 and check out our facebook page Marina alta Golf Society.


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Man City Win Capital One Cup

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Manchester City have won this year’s Capital One Cup trophy, following a nerve-racking finish at Wembley - winning 3-1 on penalties against Jürgen Klopp’s Liverpool side. There was also an unlikely hero, Willy Caballero.

The experienced Argentine goalkeeper, who was seen by plenty of supporters as the side’s weak link ahead of kick-off once the lineups had been announced, made three penalty saves when the pressure was really on, and has cemented

himself as a cult hero in the process. Caballero saved three penalties after peanties were needed to decide the match which resulted in a 3-1 shoot-out victory over Liverpool following a 1-1 draw after 120 minutes of play at Wembley.

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