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This last weekend has seen some fantastic sunshine and temperatures across the coast around 20 degrees. The forecast for this week ahead and Easter is set to climb even higher, into the mid 20’s! March is the first month of Spring and already seen a high number of visitors flocking to the region, a haven for Brits to enjoy long weekends and the warmer climate is absolutely ideal for escaping the cold grey skies of the UK at the moment! The month continues with celebrations for the Spanish and the Irish as the Valencian region is now celebrating “Fallas” from the 15th to the 19th which will see street parties and parades and giant statues that normally represent local dignitaries that are then set on fire to mark the end of the celebrations. Only in Spain! St Patrick’s day falls this year on Thursday, March 17th and is a massive event with plane loads of Brits flocking to Benidorm to take part in the street parties and events that include the big day of fancy dress that is said to be the largest fancy dress party in Europe. Father’s Day in Spain is celebrated on the 19th of the month which is the last day of the “Fallas” that ends with the statues being burnt and is a public holiday too. For sports lovers this week starts off with the Cheltenham festival followed by the last weekend of six nations rugby on the 19th (Spanish Fathers Day) when England will take the crown after winning the tournament following a five year wait and will attempt to beat France in the final match that would then secure their first Grand Slam since 2003. Exciting stuff for England and for those who follow the premiership the race for the title is really hotting up between the new comers Leicester, Spurs and Arsenal with more live games this weekend and a fight also for the top four continues when Manchester United meet City for the big derby day on Sunday 20th. For most of us the remainder of March is centred around Easter weekend, a five-day event in Spain with Bank holidays on 24th, 25th and 28th. Many Brits with holiday homes return for their first Spanish holiday of the year and for those who live here it’s a time of year to enjoy the long weekend that is promised to be sunny and warm and a fantastic opportunity to take time to relax. Easter is all about those wonderful chocolate eggs; fun and games for those with children with an Easter egg hunt in the garden and time to invite your family and friends to enjoy a wonderful dinner. The Buzz team are also looking forward to a break and a little time off after a busy month of work expanding our distribution and with the launch of the new FX Gold Card; a brand new VISA debit card without having to have a Spanish bank account and the added benefit of the card’s discount scheme. The Buzz team have had an amazing amount of success bringing advertisers together with our readers offering the very best local news and information for shopping, eating out and many local services. Advertising with us gives business owners confidence and stability knowing that the Buzz newspaper is the most popular read in the Costa Blanca. Together with our price promise a guarantee to provide the best value for your money for advertising. The new look Buzz is bigger and better than any other alternative and the only newspaper with a comprehensive 14 day TV guide, So don’t waste time, gIve your business the latest Buzz call us today 965 020 250.

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North Costa Blanca Female Traffic Most Popular Lights In Valencia

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For those living in or visiting the city of Valencia, every time the local cross the road in around 20 main streets within the city centre, there will no longer be met by the traditional red or green man but instead a warning sign of a green and red woman. Tying in with International Women’s Day, which was celebrated on the 8th March, the city

unveiled its new set of traffic lights. The Town Hall has said that the aim of including the female figure in a number of traffic lights across the centre is to show that when it comes to designing public spaces within the city, “women do count as well”! On a more serious note, in this manner, Valencia’s town hall, which has been

governed by the Compromís party since last June, also wants to demonstrate to the rest of the country that it defends the policies of equal rights between men and women. According to the councillor for Equality, Isabel Lozano, this initiative has not cost the town hall any money to implement. While other cities such as Lugo, La Coruña, Sagunto and Fuenlabrada have already incorporated the female figure into their sets of traffic lights, Valencia is the first ‘large city’ to do so. Although on the surface to many this will look like a novelty action and somewhat of a waste of time, if the council’s actual ideas and words do hold any substance, there could be an important and much-needed step forward to bridging the gap of inequality between the rights of men and women.

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Figures released this week show that hotels, restaurants and businesses in the service sector are set to create 12,000 jobs to cover the Easter period and that around 35 percent of the jobs will be in the Alicante province. Employment agency Adecco says that around 35,000 temporary jobs will be created in the Valencia region due to the expected increase in the number of visitors. Most of the jobs will be created in the hotel and restaurant sectors but Adecco says that other sectors such as distribution will also have to take on more people. It seems that Northern Costa Blanca is the most popular as Benidorm is predicted to see the most significant increases along with other popular areas along the coast stretching from Altea to Denia. International tourism in 2016 began with an 11.2% increase in the number of visitors to this country during January bringing the total for the first month of the year up to 3.51 million. Cheap flights and the

unusually warm January weather were no doubt contributing factors to this performance, and the relative strength of the pound against the euro was also instrumental in causing a 16.2% rise in the number of visitors from the UK to 706,000. British tourists accounted for 20.14% of the total, with the next largest proportions of the market belonging to the French (13.5%) and the Germans (13.1%), although the number of visitors from Germany fell slightly in comparison with the January 2015 total. Scandinavia accounted for 11.2% of all visitors and Italy another 6.3%. The British dominance was reflected in three of the six main tourist regions, with the UK claiming the largest market share in Andalucía (24.8%), the Canaries (29.9%) and the Comunidad Valenciana (30%). This latest data confirms an extremely positive winter for the tourist sector in Spain, with the number of visitors from abroad having risen by at least 7.6% in each of the four months starting last October.

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Study Reveals Spain Is The Healthiest Country In Europe

Spain is the healthiest place to live in Europe, according to research. The average life expectancy is 81.4 years, and 70.9 is the current average number of years for a healthy life. According to the medical journal Lancet, this is two years longer than for people living in the UK. The World Health Organisation claims that Spain has a “near perfect environment as it is possible to obtain”. As with the UK, anybody who officially resides in Spain may claim free healthcare.

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And within Spain, according to The World Health Organisation, Javea is one of the healthiest climates to live in. It is protected from harsh winds in winter, which is good for keeping colds at bay, and it enjoys a unique microclimate that is regarded as one of the world’s healthiest. Average temperatures are 15°C during December and January, rising to an average of 30ºC in August so a property in Javea isn’t going to run up high heating bills. It also has more recorded hours of sunlight than any other place in Spain,

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which is great for vitamin D levels and keeping you cheerful! Sunnier climates can also encourage healthier lifestyles. Long walks/hikes and bike rides, for example, are a lot more enjoyable under a bright blue sky, whereas cold

and wet winters back in the UK make it all the more easier to stay indoors and pile on the pounds. The Mediterranean diet also contributes to Spain’s longevity – it is very healthy, and the lower costs of fresh fruits and vegetables inevitably encourages a healthier and fresher diet.

The pace of life in Spain is a lot slower than in the UK, which may be good at keeping stressrelated illnesses at bay, as well as lowering the possibility of stress-related behaviours such as excessive drinking and smoking. The Mediterranean diet also contributes to Italy’s longevity. The diet is high in fresh fish, fruit, vegetables and olive oil. There are also less animal fats than there are in the British diet. The Italian attitude towards drinking is also different to the UK’s; a bottle of wine on the table at mealtimes is far more preferable to ten pints of lager and 6 tropical reefs down the pub. The Mediterranean diet also helps lower the risk of heart disease, which is the number one cause of death in the UK.


Spanish Queen Texts Leaked

By David Rogers

The open letter published in the newspaper came a day after the digital publication eldiario.es reported messages in October 2014 between Letizia and Javier Lopez Madrid, a longtime friend of King Felipe VI and former Bankia bank board member. Letizia used an expletive to describe to Lopez Madrid the section of El Mundo (Spain’s Biggest newspaper) that printed a story about him and the credit card scandal, adding “we know each other, like each other, respect each other.”

difficult country and I will be even more conscious about my conduct.” Felipe then joined in the text conversation and said he wanted to have lunch with Lopez Madrid soon to discuss something in person instead of via text messaging or telephone. Spain’s royal palace does not dispute the validity of the text messages, said an official who spoke on condition of anonymity because of palace rules.

Felipe has broken all ties with Lopez Madrid, the official said, declining further comment. Lopez Madrid is also under investigation for alleged illegal financing of the Madrid branch Spain’s conservative Popular Party. The party ruled the country from 20112015 and now leads a caretaker government following an inconclusive December election.

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‘Brits in Spain’ Website has useful Info For Expats, Says Embassy

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Since its launch two years ago, the British Embassy’s ‘Brits living in Spain’ Facebook page has become a very popular and lively forum for unbiased information and debate on many important aspects of life in Spain. Now renamed ‘Brits in Spain’, the page better reflects its followers,

who include the many who live here as well as some who visit. Topics include how to register to vote in the EU referendum, where to get an EHIC, tips on learning Spanish and navigating Spanish officialdom, places to visit and news from the Embassy, amongst many others. Why the change in name? Simon Montague, Director of Communications at the Embassy, explains: “We are really pleased that so many people are ‘liking’ our Facebook page and actively using it to discover and share valuable information. “Three quarters of our 18,300 followers are in Spain, but a quarter are in the UK. So as well as acting as a popular forum for full-time residents, we also want to extend a welcome to the many thousands of Brits who have a second

home here, and those who visit year after year on holiday.” In a recent Embassy survey of British residents, 72% who followed the Embassy’s Facebook page said it helped them integrate into life in Spain. Here are some of their reasons for ‘liking’ it: “I feel more knowledgeable about living in Spain through following the Facebook feed.” “When you hear rumours about laws changing, you can always count on this page to confirm them, or receive correct information.” “I use it for friends or family who are coming here.” “It points me in the direction of useful things, which

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I then pin to my save list to access whenever I need to.” “I follow the page mainly for the photos and info on places to visit.” “I find your articles very interesting.” Mr Montague adds: “If you want to benefit from independent advice and others’ experiences, then do follow us. Simply search for ‘Brits in Spain’ on Facebook and ‘like’ our page.” ‘Brits in Spain’ is a sister channel to the Embassy’s ‘UKinSpain’ Facebook channel, which focuses on institutional and political information and publishes in Spanish. Britons who are Twitter fans and want to keep up with the latest news from the Consular network can also follow @BritsliveSpain, as well as the comments and thoughts of the British Ambassador on @ SimonManleyFCO.


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Parliament In Spain Agree To Remove ‘Sun Tax’

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Spanish parties representing a majority in parliament have signed an agreement to remove the controversial Royal Decree against self-consumption of solar energy within 100 days of a government being formed, according to Spain’s solar association Union Espanola Fotovoltaica (UNEF). Spain has still not formed a government despite holding general elections last year, however 227 members of parliament agreed last week to remove several damaging policies against solar selfconsumption should a majority government be formed out of the signatories of the agreement. The conservative Partido Popular party, which supports the punitive policies against solar selfconsumption, the so-called ‘sun tax’ on energy produced and consumed without feeding the grid, currently has just 120 seats. José Donoso, UNEF general director, told PV Tech that the agreement still needs to be approved formally in parliament, but Spain is currently in a “complicated”

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political situation and it is unclear if a government will be formed soon or if new general elections will have to take place in June. However, if a government is formed by signatories of this agreement, the parties have agreed to approve the removal of the ‘sun tax’ and other barriers to selfconsumption within 100 days. They will also approve the net metering system and authorise

collective self-consumption, which has been forbidden by the government until now. The parties would also simplify the administrative and authorisation process for solar. Daniel Pérez, attorney at Holtrop S.L.P, the firm which wrote the new agreement document, said that the parties wanted not just to abrogate the Royal Decree but also to create a new modified Royal Decree on self-

consumption, because not having a law at all would create legal uncertainty for the sector. The new law would simply eliminate the most punitive parts of the original decree. Pérez also said it is critical for owners of existing installations for the changes to come in by 10 April. The Royal Decree was approved on 10 October and it ruled that existing installations have six months (up to 10 April) to adapt to the new norm. If the Royal Decree is not removed before 10 April, owners of existing installations will have to make costly adaptations such as including a meter and connecting to the grid. New installations would not be affected by the deadline as they are likely to be installed with the necessary technical specifications of the decree anyway. In any case, Donoso said: “Until a government is formed it is not possible to do [anything].” He added that there is an agreement between the socialist party and a centre-right party, but they still require more parties to agree in order to form a majority.


Baby Born In Spain To Woman With Zika Virus Given All Clear

Health authorities in the Spanish region of Galicia confirmed last week that a baby born by a woman suffering from the Zkia virus is

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so far according to the Spanish Health Ministry. Among them are two other pregnant women in Madrid and two more in Catalonia all having contracted the virus while abroad. Brazil is at the centre of the outbreak where over 1.5 million cases have been reported. Between October last year and the beggining of March 2016 the country confirmed 5909 cases of microcephaly including 139 that resulted in death.

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birth was due to factors other than the virus. “The premature birth of the child was nothing to do with the Zika virus infection and the newborn is currently being evaluated by pediatricians” Galicia’s Regional Department of Health official Xurxo Hervada told Spainish media. Routine tests showed that she might have been exposed to the virus between the fourth

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Culture Week For Demaria Leyton Continues Shows In Benidorm Retirees & Pensioners

By David Rogers

Between March 14 and 21, 2016 pensioners and retirees of Teulada-Moraira will are invited to spend a fun week celebrating and dancing. This a short insight of the most important events going ahead:

Monday the 14th, Salón de Actos, Town Hall, at 7:30pm English choir followed by the Sevillanas group Jávea Tuesday the 15th Salón de Actos, Town Hall, at 7:30pm the drummers “Poco Loco”, followed by a play in Spanish and the Teuladina choir

Wednesday the 16th Town Hall Square, meet at 5pm and walk to the Residencia María Espinos Teulada for hot chocolate, cake, poetry and dancing

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Friday the 18th Memorial day. Town Hall Square meet at 11:30 and mass at 12:30 to remember the deceased members followed by a luncheon at restaurant Canor. There will be bus service.

Saturday the 19th Dance Day.at the Salón de Jubilados y Pensionistas de By David Rogers Teulada-Moraira at 7:30pm. It was recently Sunday the 20th announcedthat Benidorm We repeat Dance Day, same Legend Vicky Leytin AKA place, different time: 6:30 and Sticky Vicky and her this time with chocolate, cake daughter were both to retire from the Benidorm and Mistela à go-go Why don´t you sign up as nightlife. Vicky retired after a member at the Asociación de Jubilados y Pensionistas a recent break and a of cancer. Teulada-Moraira and have diagnosis some real Spanish fun with the She was due to undergo surgery recently but at the group.

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Meet at bus station near Avenida at 8:30am for a commercial excursion to Altea.

More information at the office of the Association of Retirees and Pensioners at the Plaza Constitución.

beggining of March she joyfully announced over social media that she didnt have to have the sugery and was going for a different treatment hopefully ruling out surgery altogether. Her daughter Demara was included in her mothers retirement announcement and was to be focusing on other projects in the world of performing arts. It seems now that she will continue with extra projects but still continue the 72 year legacy of her mother. It is now certainly heating up in Benidorm, in more ways than one, Demaria has already been performing in

caberet bars across the town, if you want to catch one of the shows next time your in Benidorm then the best way is to check www.benidormseriously.com for an up to date schedule of her upcoming shows.

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Catch Some Rays!!

June and Steve gave me some of the history because I had like most people who have been to Benidorm noticed that there are three Fish and Chip Restaurants called Rays. Rays 1 is in the Old Town and was the first Rays Chippy in Benidorm but is not the same owners as Rays II. The original Rays team together with June and Steve included the three restaurants until

they made them independent. June and Steve are the owners of Rays II and you can easily find them just behind EuroTabaco on the main Avenida Mediterraneo in the Rincon only one street back from the beach front. We recommend you visit Rays ll and don’t forget to mention you have seen them in the Weekly Buzz FX Gold Card offer is 10% off the bill excluding the daily specials. The prices and special offers in this article can only be found in Rays II.

So what about the chips I asked “Chips are not just chips you can find all sorts of chips around thin, fat literally hundreds of types, we our proud of our chips at Rays 11 you get fresh potato chips not frozen and they are cooked fresh to perfection”. My visit would not be comp,etc without tucking in to a plate of fish and chips and I was so glad I did, the batter was golden and crispy and when cutting through to the chunky white fillet you could see how soft and tender the fish was. It taste amazing and together with the mushy peas and delicious chunky chips I was appreciating every moment. The portion size was generous in fact I had no space for a dessert although I had noticed that the menu has a host of British favourites that include homemade apple crumble, trifle, cheesecake, treacle or jam sponge and custard, chocolate fudge cake with hot chocolate sauce are just some of the desserts available.

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The British visitors and even the locals from across the Costa Blanca enjoy a regular feast of the famous favourite from back home and still a British Favourite in Spain “FISH & CHIPS” The UK seaside special is still one of the most popular dishes to eat in Spain and now for over 30 years Ray’s II Chippy have been serving the best fish and chips in town. A day out in Benidorm would most be the same without a visit to Ray’s II and now for an even better experience a golden opportunity has arrived. The new FX Gold Card is welcomed here with a generous discount of 10% off the total bill (excluding the daily specials) so you can now not only enjoy the delicious golden battered cod or haddock but also the benefit of saving with your FX Gold Card. Owners June & Steve are originally from Leeds, since 1985 they continue to put a big smile on the faces of their customers by serving top quality fish and chips. So what makes Rays ll stand out from the rest and makes the real difference to the quality? talking to June and Steve they explained “the prime Icelandic Cod is skinless and boneless the best chunky fish fillets cooked fresh for each order. Also we use only high grade sunflower seed oil making your fish and chips vertically cholesterol free”.

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Spanish Blackberries Gaining Presence In Europe Around twenty years ago, when a boom in the planting of strawberries was taking place in the province of Huelva, a few growers decided to produce blackberries, which are still relatively unknown in the market compared to strawberries, blueberries or raspberries. While most who tried their luck with blackberries were unsuccessful and abandoned them, the company Agrícola el Bosque went on to become the leading company in both Spain and Europe, with over 55 hectares devoted to blackberries and a production of about 850 tonnes per year. “The difficulties in the fruit’s handling, both in the field and warehouse, make it more complicated to produce when compared to other berries,” states Daniel Velo, of Agrícola

production of blackberries. With these volumes, they have the power to regulate prices, although we try to reach higher prices, pursuing differentiation in quality,” affirms Daniel. Germany, the UK, France, Ireland, the Netherlands, Switzerland and Italy are the main blackberry consumers at the moment, and although in Spain there is still no “berry culture”, demand is tentatively starting to increase in certain supermarket chains. Its healthy properties, main tool for promotion Due to the fact that overall berry consumption is growing as a result of their healthful properties, Agrícola el Bosque is taking part in various R&D projects intended to enhance the fruit’s properties.

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el Bosque. “It is a fruit that turns red and bursts easily. Additionally, the plant’s thorns make the harvesting difficult; a high degree of expertise is required,” he adds. “We brought blackberry varieties developed in other countries, which we adapted over time with our cultivation techniques to Huelva’s conditions,” he continues. “Today we mainly cultivate the Tupi and the Lochness, which are the varieties offering the best yields and organoleptic characteristics in the market, as well as average calibres.” As for the harvest, while production used to last for only a few months, Daniel Velo explains that over time, “thanks to climate control and multi-span greenhouses and macrotunnels, as well as the use of hydroponics, we have managed to break seasonality and are able to produce between September and July, with the peak being reached in the spring.” Meanwhile, Mexico is undoubtedly Spain’s main competitor in the blackberry market, as having tropical weather without season allows Mexicans to produce throughout the year with much lower costs. “Mexico has around 12,000 hectares for the

“We’ve been working for two years in a national project funded by the CDTI, which aims to increase and stabilise the content of bioactive compounds in blackberries, commonly known as antioxidants (flavonoids, anthocyanins and phenols) by inoculation via the roots of natural biofector bacteria, which causes the plant to produce more bioactive compounds. People are increasingly concerned about eating healthily, and we can meet that need with a product that is not just very healthy, but also attractive. Plus Berries Group Agrícola el Bosque is part of the Plus Berries Group, which consists of four companies, each specialising in one type of berry. Blackberries are labelled by Plus Berries under the brand La Canastita. The group’s production activities are characterised by a high environmental commitment aimed at preventing pollution and ensuring a responsible use of natural resources, optimising water consumption. The collection of rainwater and use of recirculation techniques for drainage are fundamental in ensuring sustainability.

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Las Fallas de Valencia

Las Fallas is undoubtedly one of the most unique and crazy festivals in Spain. Then again, Spain is a country known for its unique and odd fiestas. What started as a feast day for St. Joseph, the patron saint of carpenters, has evolved into a 5-day, multifaceted celebration involving fire. Valencia, a quiet city with a population of just over 1 million, swells to an estimated three million flame-loving revelers during Las Fallas celebrations. Las

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ly means “the fires” in Valencian. The focus of the fiesta is the creation and destruction of ninots (“puppets” or “dolls”), which are huge cardboard, wood, paper-machè and plaster statues. The ninots are extremely lifelike and usually depict bawdy, satirical scenes and current events. A popular theme is poking fun at corrupt politicians and Spanish celebrities. The labor intensive ninots, often costing over 60,000€, are crafted by neighborhood organizations and take almost the entire

year to construct. Many ninots are several stories tall and need to be moved into their final location of over 350 key intersections and parks around the city with the aid of cranes on the day of la plantà (the rising). The ninots remain in place until March 19th, the day known as La Cremá (the burning). Starting in the early evening, young men with axes chop cleverly-hidden holes in the statues and stuff them with fireworks. The crowds start to chant,

the streetlights are turned off, and all of the ninots are set on fire at exactly 12a.m. (midnight). Over the years, the local bomberos (firemen) have devised unique ways to protect the town’s buildings from being accidentally set on fire by the ninots: such as neatly covering storefronts with fireproof tarps. Each year, one of the ninots is spared from destruction by popular vote. This ninot is called the ninot indultat (the pardoned puppet) and is exhibited in the local Museum of the Ninot along with the other favorites from years past.

The origin of Las Fallas is a bit murky, but most credit the fires as an evolution of pagan rituals that celebrated the onset of spring and the planting season. In the sixteenth century, Valencia used streetlights only during the longer nights of winter. The street lamps were hung on wooden structures, called parots, and as the days became longer the now-unneeded parots were ceremoniously burned on St. Joseph’s Day. Even today the fiesta has retained its satirical and working-class roots, and the well-to-

do and faint-of-heart of Valencia often ditch out of town during Las Fallas. Besides the burning of the ninots, there is a myriad of other activities during the fiesta. During the day, you can enjoy an extensive roster of parades, paella contests and beauty pageants around the city. Spontaneous fireworks displays explode everywhere during the days leading up to La Crema, but the high-

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light is the daily mascletá which occurs in the Plaza Ayuntamiento at exactly 2pm. When the string-lined firecrackers are ignited, the thunderous, rythmitic sounds they make can be considered music as the sound intensifies in volume. Those firecrackers timed to fall to the ground literally shake the floor for next ten minutes, as the mascletá is more for auditive enjoyment than visual. Falles can be found in the Plaza del Pilar and the Plaza de la Merced, another near the Convento Jerusalén, and others on

Almirante Cadarso, Reino de Valencia, Sueca and Cuba streets. Valencia is certainly a city to visit during this festive period, however if you can still get a taste of the experience in towns such as Benidorm, Calpe and Denia where they all celebrate the festival with parades, activities and of course the burning of the ninots. Turn to the Focus pages for a schedule fo the fetivities in Benidorm and Calpe.


Questions About Driving Licence Fines Answered Info From N332.es On Recent Fines We have received a number of questions regarding an article posted by the CAB (Citizen´s Advice Bureau) in Spain which states “Drivers with Valid UK Driving Licences Fined Illegally”.

In view of the number of questions received, we have visited our associates from the Guardia Civil Trafico who run the N332 Facebook page in order to help to solve the doubts that article has generated.

Question 1.

Can I be fined if I have a VALID UK driving licence?

YES, if you are RESIDENT and your licence complies with one of these two cases: The holder of a European driving licence with an INDEFINITE DURATION or GREATER than 15 YEARS (or five years in the case of group permissions 2) with legal residence in

Spain acquired on January 19, 2013 or before that date – You must renew your driving licence from January 19, 2015. The holder of a European driving licence with an INDEFINITE DURATION or GREATER than 15 YEARS (or five years in the case of group permissions 2) with legal residence in Spain obtained dated after January 19, 2013 – You must renew your driving licence from the moment two years of residence in Spain has been met.

In conclusion, having a Valid European Driving Licence does not mean that you cannot be fined. It sounds rare, we know, but the law changed in Spain and if you are living PERMANENTLY in Spain, your European Licence must be renewed. We have published above what conditions must be met for licences to be renewed.

Question 2.

As a European citizen, can I get a 500 euro fine if I do not renew my licence? NO, you cannot. According to the “Reglamento de Conductores” there are 2 types of fines for Residents who are driving with “Non Valid Driving Licences.” 1- When the driver is living in Spain and there is no agreement between their country and Spain to change the licence, you must get a NEW ONE in Spain, which means carrying out an exam again. Once they are resident, their licences are not valid. This is what happens with drivers from non-European Countries such as Russia, Senegal, Canada, etc. You can check the list of the countries with agreements on the DGT website. In this case, the driver is fined 500 euro if there is not an agreement between both countries, and 200 euros if there is an agreement and the licence has not been changed. 2- European Drivers who must renew their licence under the new

Therefore if you have a European Licence and you receive a 500 euro fine, you must complain to the DGT because there has been a mistake with the fine.

Question 3.

As a resident, can I be fined if I do not hold a Spanish driving permit? NOT in all cases. You can hold your European Driving Licence and BE A RESIDENT IF your licence is not among those that should be changed, so you can keep driving with it until it expires (see conditions above).

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NO, if you are a holiday maker.

DGT instructions, if they do not do it, they will be fined 200 euro, because this licence can be changed.

As a holiday maker, if I own a Spanish vehicle, can I be fined if I do not hold a Spanish driving permit? NO, you can own a house or a vehicle, but this does not mean you are resident. Many foreigners have a holiday house in Spain and they have a vehicle with Spanish plates which they use on their vacations here. To avoid being fined unfairly, please download the document EX15 and fill it in. See the point 4.1 and make a cross in the option “CERTIFICADO DE NO RESIDENTE” and take it to the NATIONAL POLICE. Once they have legalized the document, take it with you in the car and…. PROBLEM SOLVED! If you would like to download the EX-15 “Non Resident Certificate” document, you can do so at N332.es We hope that these questions have solved all your doubts. Remember to call 060 for more enquiries.

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Please remember also that although other articles you may have read may seem drastic, you may not have been made fully aware of the situation or the facts and therefore you may not have been able to make a fully informed opinion on the situation. The points above are from law, to which there is no interpretation.

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A French motorcyclist has been hit with a 31,300 euro speeding fine, after activating a radar speed detector 140 times. The biker first started his wave

visible on the cameras. However, after the record 140 occasions he was caught, the police did manage to track down the biker in the town of Bastia where the

of speeding offences in November, 2014, although it was seemingly impossible to catch the dangerous rider as he had altered his vehicle´s registration plate so that is was not

courts upheld the fines after the rider submitted an appeal in an attempt to still avoid paying the price for his actions.

The Walt Disney studio released The Love Bug on this day in 1969. Directed by Robert Stevenson, the film starred “Herbie,” a lovable Volkswagen bug with a personality. Abused by the evil race-car driver “Thorndyke” (David Thomlinson), Herbie is rescued by the young good-guy race-car driver “Jim” (Dean Jones). Grateful for his rescue, Herbie rewards the hapless Jim by winning one race after another on his driver’s behalf. The excitement begins when the ruthless Thorndyke plots to get Herbie back by any means necessary. Based on a story by Gordon Buford, The Love Bug inspired several sequels,

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including Herbie Rides Again, Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo, Herbie Goes Bananas, and Herbie: Fully Loaded. By becoming one of the biggest grossing films of 1969, The Love Bug allayed any fears that the Disney Studio would collapse without the presence of the recently deceased Walt Disney. The movie became a children’s film classic and enhanced the Volkswagen Beetle’s image as a quirky car endowed with more than solid engineering. For more on Herbie go to www.herbiemania. com or find his facebook fan page by typing Herbie the Love Bug Fan Club.

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Spanish Market Remains Stable With Demand Up From Foreign Buyers

British buyers have contributed the most to a steady growth in overseas buyers demand for property in Spain as the housing market remains stable. According to figures from the College of Property Registrars more than one in 10 properties sold in Spain is now bought by a foreign buyer, including expats and non-residents. Foreign demand as a percentage of the market was 13% last year, fractionally down from 13.5% the year before and foreigners bought 46,000 homes in Spain last year, 12,000 in the last quarter alone. Overall foreign demand was up 11% last year, and 12% in the last quarter, whilst local demand grew by only 7% in the last quarter. British buyers were once again the biggest group of buyers by a large margin with 9,956 acquisitions last year, some 21% of foreign demand last year, followed by the French with 4,116 or 9%, and the Germans with 3,445 or 7%. According to Mark Stucklin, of Spanish Property Insight, what is remarkable is how much British demand surged in the last two quarters of the year, which was not the case with oth-

er nationalities. Russian demand declined steadily throughout the year. He said that in both cases the change was influenced by exchange rates, with the Pound strengthening and the Rouble weakening. ‘The big story from last year’s foreign sales figures was the 81% increase in British demand compared to the year before. The British are clearly back to being the dominant force in foreign demand, though not yet as dominant as they were in the boom years,’ Stucklin explained. ‘Low Spanish property prices, down around 50% from the peak, plus a stronger Pound are no doubt fuelling British demand,’ he said but pointed out that fears of the UK leaving the European Union following the forthcoming referendum vote in June creating uncertainty about the UK’s future in Europe, and a weaker Pound in the short term, could encourage British buyers to sit on the sidelines for the next few months. ‘So don’t be surprised if British demand is significantly down in the first quarter of this year when the figures come out,’ he added. At the other end of the scale Russian demand was hammered last year,

down 43%, thanks to serious economic problems at home pushing the Rouble down around 16% in the last year, and 50% in the last 3 years, leaving many Russians much poorer. Although the market is recovering in Spain there are still signs that pries and sales are up and down. The latest data from property portal Idealista shows that the average prices of a home in Spain fell by 0.9% in February to €1,583 per square meter. Year on year prices were down 0.8%. Only two of Spain’s regions registered increases in the average price of property with the Canary Islands up 1.5% and the Balearic Islands up 0.3%. In Galicia the prices remained stable, while the biggest declines registered were those for La Rioja with a decline of 2.8%, Murcia down 2.2% and Castilla y León down 1.8%. The Basque Country remains the most expensive region for second hand housing, with an average price per square metre of €2,550, followed by Madrid at €2,371 and the Balearic

Islands at €1,900. In contrast, the regions with the most affordable housing in February were Extremadura at €955 per square meter, Castilla-La Mancha at €968 and Murcia at €1,057. But the residential real estate market is regarded as stable. The latest index from the Housing Department shows house prices rose 1.8% last year, the first time this index has finished a year in positive territory since 2007. While the latest index from appraisal company Tinsa shows average national prices were up 2.7% over 12 months, and by 6.1% on the coast, and 2.5% on the Balearic Islands and

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Property Purchases Take An Early Dive

recorded a growth of a massive 17.3%. This means that although not as many operations took place as a year ago, on a month-to-month basis figures are going up.

The fact that the number of property purchases took a small dip in the first month of the year when compared to the same month 12 months previously is most likely nothing to worry about.

The reason for the small decline in annual figures has been put down to the sluggish movement of the purchase of new builds.

According to data from the National Statistics Institute (INE), the number of homes bought in January fell by 2.9% annually, registering a total of 32,417 operations. Up until this point, property purchases had registered 16 consecutive months of increases and positive figures, which is predominantly attributed to the popularity of second-hand properties, whose prices are generally much lower. And 2015 ended with an 11.1%

rise in the number of people who had bought property in Spain, reaching a total of 354,132 transactions, and two years of rising figures.

Nevertheless, it is obvious that the property sector is not in trouble, as when compared to the previous month, December, house purchases

In concrete, the purchase of new-build properties decreased by 28.9% in January 2016 from the year before. In actual numbers, only 6,334 new properties were sold, which is in stark comparison to the 6.6% rise in the number of resale property purchases, which reached a total of 26,038 transactions in January.

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Mortgage Concessions Increase Every Month of the Year in 2015

December 2015 was the icing on the cake in a year when according to the National Institute of Statistics, the number of mortgages granted rose every month from the year before. During the last month of 2015, a total of 19,362 mortgages were conceded, which was an increase of 21.1% from the previous December. Additionally, 0.6% more mortgages were awarded in December last year than during the previous month. This is something that hasn’t happened in four years, since typically more mortgages are granted in November than December. Thus, December has become the 19th consecutive month in which the number of mortgages awarded has risen annually. This has been the case since May 2014, therefore, last year was the first whole year during which the number of mortgages went up each month.

With statistics like these it is clear to see that not only has the property sector recovered with a greater number of properties being sold, but the finance sector is also in a much healthier state than it was before too. Figures have revealed that more and more mortgages are being granted as a greater number of property purchases are taking place, the average amount of a mortgage loan has also gone up and interest rates are at their lowest. With the Euribor at its lowest rate ever, we have seen that the number of fixed mortgages being taken out has gone up, although the majority are still of a variable rate. While this is positive news for the real-estate sector, we should still take into consideration that between 2004 and 2007 more than 1 million mortgages were taken out each year. The aim now is to beat the maximum

figure of 411,494 registered three years ago. The greatest number of mortgages granted in December was in Andalucía (4,137), Cataluña (3,312) and Madrid (2,904). In total, 11 of Spain’s autonomous regions registered a growth in the number of mortgages taken out in the last month of 2015 that was higher than the average of 21.1%.

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Lowest Fixed-Rate Mortgage In Spain Offered by BBVA

Fixed-rate mortgages are not the most popular type of mortgage taken out by those wanting to purchase a home. However, since interest rates have been so low over the last couple of years, the number of people that have opted for this type of mortgage has increased.

And, banks have obviously become more aware of this, as they are now focusing more on fixed-rate mortgages when they launch their new offers onto the market, with a greater number of options now available than ever before. Whereas before, fixed-rate mortgages were rarely considered by prospective homebuyers, these days they are becoming the preferable choice for many.

The new mortgage offer has seen the nominal interest rate (TIN)

However, for this to be able to apply to your new mortgage, the bank has put a few requisites in place: Wages or pension must be paid into a BBVA account Take out a home insurance Plus a life insurance or payment protection insurance Credit card must be used at least once before the annual revision is due At least 600 euro a year must be paid into a BBVA pension plan An income of 1,500 euro a month or more As you can see, while the bank offers the lowest interest rate for fixed mortgages on the market, the client will end up with quite a few obligations, which, if they are not fulfilled, will mean that the TIN could rise to as much as 2.9% for 15 years.

It must also be taken into account that this mortgage will finance 80% of the valuation of a first residence and 70% for a second home. However, during the first six months of taking out this new offer, all clients will be allowed to enjoy the lowest rates. If they then wish to drop some of the requirements, such as taking out a home insurance, for example, the interest rate will go up accordingly after this point.

This type of fixed-rate mortgage is also available for other lengths of time: 16-20 years: 2.25% 21-25 years: 2.5% 26-30 years: 2.75% As with many other of Spain’s banks, the BBVA has also gone down the route of attracting new clients and ensuring the loyalty of their existing ones via enticing mortgages offers.

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reduced from 2% to just 1.90% for any mortgage taken out for up to a maximum of 15 years. This is lower than any other rates offered by Spanish banks, who all oscillate between 2.10% and 2.25%.

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About Condensation Boilers

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Condensing boilers are water heaters fueled by gas or oil. They achieve high efficiency (typically greater than 90% on the higher heating value) by using waste heat in flue gases to preheat cold water entering the boiler. Water vapour produced during combustion is condensed into liquid form, which leaves the system via a drain. In many countries, the use of condensing boilers is compulsory or encouraged with financial incentives. Gas-fired boilers work by burning natural gas to heat up your water. When natural gas burns, the chemical reaction that takes place produces water vapour and carbon dioxide as by-products. These warm waste gases travel through the boiler’s flue and escape into the outside atmosphere, taking valuable heat with them. Non-condensing boilers vary in efficiency from around 70-80%, depending on their age and the type of boiler. This means that 20-30% of the energy they use is lost in the form hot gases released through the flue. Condensing boilers are able to recover most of the heat that would usually be lost from the waste gases through the flue. The waste gases travel through a heat exchanger, which cools and condenses them back into a liquid known as condensate. The heat that would have otherwise been lost is recovered and recycled to warm up the cool

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water that returns from the radiators as it enters the boiler. A good condensing boiler can achieve energy efficiency of over 90%. In short, it turns more of the fuel it burns into useable heat, saving you money on your gas bill. On 23 December, the resolution Institute for Small and Medium Industry of the Generalitat Valenciana (IVACE), for which aids Domestic Boiler Renewal Plan 2016 was published in the summon DOCV. These grants are aimed at replacing boilers with low energy efficiency, using non-renewable fuels, flue boilers or mixed condensation heating using natural gas or LPG. Boilers must appear in Listing Boiler scrap page available on the Portal IVACE Plan Renove. The new boiler must belong to a particular heating system in Valencian Community, not the replacement of a collective or centralized boiler service for several homes permitted. To qualify for the aid requirements are being individual owner, usufructuary or lessee of a dwelling in Valencian Community. The replacement of the boiler must be done by a company attached to the campaign, whose list is available on the Portal Renewal Plan IVACE. For more informaion visit or call or Visit Silvasol, See their advert PAge 8.


What Are Triglycerides?

Triglycerides are a type of fat found in blood which the body uses for energy. Hence, some are needed for good health. But high triglycerides might raise your risk of heart disease and may be a sign of metabolic syndrome. Metabolic syndrome is the combination of high blood pressure, high blood sugar, too much fat around the waist, low HDL (“good”) cholesterol, and high triglycerides. Metabolic syndrome increases your risk for heart disease, diabetes, and stroke. What causes high triglycerides? • Obesity • Poorly controlled diabetes • An underactive thyroid (hypothyroidism) • Kidney disease • Regularly eating more calories than you burn • Drinking a lot of alcohol • Certain medications • Familial tendancy Are there any symptoms? Basically no. However, if your high triglycerides are caused by a genetic condition, you may see fatty deposits (xanthomas) under your skin. How do I know if I have high triglycerides? A simple blood test will reveal if triglycerides are elevated. Triglycerides are normally measured as part of a cholesterol blood test (lipid profile).

Different doctors use different guidelines to decide when a person should be tested. Some health o r g a n i z a t i o n s recommend that everyone ages 20 to 79 be checked every 4 to 6 years for the risk of heart attack and stroke. This would include a cholesterol test. The best person to advise on how often

How can you lower your high triglycerides? Changes in diet and lifestyle should help lower levels. • Lose weight and stay at a healthy weight. • Limit fats and sugars in your diet. • Be more active. • Quit smoking. • Limit alcohol. You also may need medicine to help lower your t r i g l ycer i des. However, your doctor will probably ask you to try diet and lifestyle changes first.

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a person should be tested is a Family Doctor – someone who is familiar with the patient’s history and family history. How often testing is recommended will depend on the patient’s current cholesterol level and any current health issues. For example: • An adult who is being treated for high cholesterol may need more frequent tests, depending on his or her cholesterol level and the type of treatment being used. • An adult who has coronary artery disease should have a test at least once a year. • Most adults who have diabetes should be tested at least once a year. Testing will usually be recommended for any adult who has strong risk factors for heart disease. If in doubt, talk to your Family Doctor.

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5 Small Dog Myths That Deserve Busting Small dogs are easier to care for than big dogs

Not so fast! While it’s easier to pick up a small dog and cart him around, and pet food bills for a small dog won’t break the bank, the little guys often come with their own set of baggage. Many small dogs – think Yorkshire Terrier or Maltese – have significant grooming requirements. Their teeth also tend to get dirtier quicker due to crowding and congenital enamel defects, requiring daily brushing, regardless of the diet she’s eating and bones she’s gnawing on. And some little dogs also seem to be more difficult to house train than bigger breeds.

Small dogs get all the exercise they need running around the house

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energetic, she still needs regular physical exercise to maintain her muscles and joints. Running back and forth from the living room to the kitchen in search of snacks or a toy doesn’t count. Exercise is not only necessary to maintain your dog physically, but also mentally and emotionally. Like larger breeds, small dogs need to burn off energy to prevent boredom and behavior problems.

Small dogs are yappy Some are; some aren’t. For example, Chihuahuas tend to be barkers, but Cavalier King Charles Spaniels and Italian Greyhounds are generally known to be quiet pets. It’s also important to remember that often the owners of small dogs create or exacerbate barking behavior by inadvertently reinforcing it.

Small dogs are lap dogs

Again, some are and some aren’t. And often lap-sitting behavior is situational. For example, a small shivery dog might sit in your lap just until he warms up. A little fellow with a protective or territorial bent will quickly land in your lap if another pet approaches you.

Small dogs need babying They really don’t, but their owners tend to think they do. They don’t necessarily need to be fussed over… but they do need protecting. Small dogs, especially really tiny breeds, are more vulnerable in many situations than their larger counterparts. Your 5-pound Yorkie is easy prey for a coyote wandering the neighborhood. She’s also more likely to be stepped on in your kitchen than a larger dog.


New Game Show ‘Can’t Touch This’ Starts 26th March - What You Need To Know negotiate a larger-thanlife assault course while simultaneously battling it out to touch the amazing prizes along the way. Comedian and broadcaster Sue Perkins will be commentating on all the action. Zoe Ball said: “I yelped with delight when I heard about Can’t Touch This. It’s epic on every front, like a life-size game of mousetrap for humans - who wouldn’t want to be fired from a catapult? It’s ace that our contestants don’t have to be the world’s best athletes; they’re all ages from 18 to 65. Don’t tell him but I’m a huge fan of Ashley Banjo. Stopping him from leaping off onto the travellator is my main task. You’ll watch it and want to have a go immediately. We are both so excited about the show!” Ashley Banjo added: “I’ve

never quite seen anything like Can’t Touch This; the sheer scale of it is immense! The concept sounds so simple - ‘touch the prize, win the prize’ - but the course is anything but! And due to the ‘chance’ element of some of the games, it really

is anybody’s guess who will win,no matter how young or fit you are. With all the incredible prizes on offer, including a brand new car, contestants are literally falling head over heels to try and win them. Zoe and I have been crying

with laughter watching them try but also really rooting for them to do well.” Devised and produced by Northern Ireland-based independent production company Stellify Media (Sony Pictures Television) the 10-part series was shot in Belfast.

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Can’t Touch This is a huge, primetime game show with a very simple premise – if you touch the prize, you win the prize! Catapulted into a giant obstacle course, 16 contestants have to battle their way through fiendish challenges while trying to touch prizes that are tantalizingly just out of reach. But only one of them will win the chance to take home their prize haul. They could also be driving their prizes home in the car of their dreams, but first they have to take a giant, heart-stopping leap in order to touch it. Full of epic fails and big, big wins, it’s fun for the whole family. Zoe Ball and Ashley Banjo are announced as the presenters for BBC One’s brand new entertainment show Can’t Touch This. Can’t Touch This is a big, funny, physical action gameshow with a very simple premise - if you touch the prize, you win the prize. Contestants have to

James Bay To Release Official Turn Over Sport Relief 2016 Single For Your 14 Day TV Guide With Puzzles & TV News

The Brit award winner releases ‘Running’ recorded live from Abbey Road Studios for Sport Relief. Sport Relief has announced that James Bay, winner of best British Male Solo Artist at this year’s Brit Awards, is releasing a very special version of his track ‘Running’ as the official Sport Relief 2016 single, available to download on iTunes now. The original song is from the deluxe edition of James’ Double Platinum, number one debut album, Chaos and the Calm, and this new version has been re-recorded live from the world famous Abbey Road Studios to raise money for Sport Relief. The track is available to download on iTunes from today. The video for the single was filmed during James’ live recording at Abbey Road Studios and is available to watch now on Vevo. James Bay is also planning a special live performance of the track which will be shown as part of the Sport Relief Night of TV on Friday 18th March on BBC One. James Bay said: “I was very proud to be asked by Comic Relief to release ‘Running’ as the official Sport Relief single and

it was such a great experience to record this special version live from Abbey Road Studios. This song is one that is very close to my heart and it feels like the perfect fit to release it with Sport Relief. Having been given the opportunity to see first-hand where the money raised for Sport Relief goes, I am very proud to be working with the charity to help raise money for people living incredibly tough lives both here at home in the UK and across the world’s poorest communities.” James recorded the track in Abbey Road Studios last month. The single is produced and written by James Bay.

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BBC2

7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 8.45am Caught Red Handed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 9.15am Emergency Rescue Down Under 11.30am This Morning 9.45am Great British Railway Journeys 1.30pm Loose Women 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 2.00pm The Super League Show 5.00pm Tipping Point 2.45pm Coast 6.00pm The Chase 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00pm ITV News London 4.00pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 7.30pm ITV Evening News 4.55pm Mountain 8.00pm Emmerdale 5.55pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 8.30pm The Inspectors are Coming 6.25pm Bargain Hunt 9.00pm It’s Not Rocket Science 7.00pm Eggheads 10.00pm Speeding Wars 7.30pm Too Much TV 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 8.00pm This Farming Life 11.40pm Rugby Highlights 9.00pm Mary Berry’s Easter Feast 10.00pm Inside Obama’s White House 11.00pm Scrappers 11.30pm Newsnight 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 12.15am Miss Transgender: Britain’s 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes New Beauty Queens 7.55am The Chase 1.15am Let’s Play Darts for Sports 8.55am The Professionals Relief 2016 9.55am The Sweeney 10.55am Ax Men 11.50am The Chase 12.50pm The Professionals 1.55pm Storage Wars 8.00am The World of Stupid Criminals 2.25pm Storage Wars 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 2.50pm The Car Chasers 9.10am American Pickers 3.25pm The Car Chasers 10.00am American Pickers 10.30am American Pickers 3.50pm Hogan’s Heroes 11.00am Top Gear 4.25pm Hogan’s Heroes 12.00pm Top Gear 4.55pm The Sweeney 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 6.00pm The Professionals 1.30pm Storage Hunters UK 7.00pm The Car Chasers 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 7.35pm The Car Chasers 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 8.00pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm American Pickers 4.00pm American Pickers 8.30pm Pawn Stars 4.30pm American Pickers 9.00pm The Chase: Celebrity Special 5.00pm Top Gear 10.00pm Die Another Day 6.00pm Top Gear 12.40am Born to Raise Hell

Itv4

Dave

Itv3

7.00am Doctor in the House 7.25am Heartbeat 8.30am Where the Heart is 9.30am The Royal 10.35am Judge Judy 11.00am Judge Judy 11.25am Judge Judy 11.55am Noah’s Ark 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 2.00pm Heartbeat 3.05pm The Royal 4.05pm Where the Heart is 5.15pm Doctor in the House 5.50pm In Loving Memory 6.20pm On the Buses

Channel 4

7.00am Countdown 7.45am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.10am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00am The Morning Line 10.00am Frasier 10.30am Frasier 11.00am Car S.O.S 12.00pm Shipping Wars 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 1.05pm Food Unwrapped 1.35pm Cheltenham Festival 5.30pm Three in a Bed 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.30pm Hollyoaks 8.00pm Channel 4 News 9.00pm Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 10.00pm First Dates 11.00pm Gogglebox 12.05am Very British Problems 1.10am Poker Stars and Monte-Carlo Casino Ept Grand Final 2.10am Cheltenham Festival Highlights 2.50am KOTV Boxing Weekly 3.15am Gillette World Sport 3.45am MSA British Rally Championship 4.10am The Superhumans Show

Pick

7.00am Sunrise 7.30am Sunrise 8.00am Most Haunted 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Sanctuary 12.00pm Stargate Universe 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 3.00pm Highway Patrol 3.30pm Customs UK 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 5.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 8.00pm World News Today Cold Case 8.30pm Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s Ho- 6.00pm 7.00pm Without a Trace liest Places 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 9.00pm The Taff: The River That 9.00pm Sanctuary Made Wales 9.30pm The Brecon Beacons with Iolo 10.00pm A Haunting 11.00pm South of Hell Williams 12.00am Without a Trace 10.00pm The Other Pompeii: Life 1.00am Supernatural and Death in Herculaneum 2.00am Most Daring 11.00pm Storyville 3.00am Cold Case 12.20am Indian Hill Railways 4.00am Cold Case

BBC 4

Channel 5

10.15am The Wright Stuff 12.15pm Cowboy Builders 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS 4.15pm After All These Years 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm Police Interceptors 9.00pm Britain’s Horror Homes 10.00pm Benefits by the Sea: Jaywick 11.00pm The Best of Bad TV 12.00am Penn and Teller: Fool Us in Vegas 12.55am On Benefits and Proud 1.50am Tattoo Disasters UK 2.15am Super Casino

5USA

7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Rookie Blue 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.05pm Her Husband’s Betrayal 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims

9.55am 10.35am 11.05am 12.10pm 12.45pm 1.15pm 1.50pm 2.25pm 2.55pm 3.25pm 4.00pm 4.35pm 5.05pm 5.40pm 6.45pm 7.50pm 8.55pm 10.00pm

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Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Food Unwrapped Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun A Place in the Sun The Supervet Grand Designs Selling Houses with Amanda

A Night Of Entertainment For Sport Relief 2016

The Sport Relief Weekend is kicking off with a stellar lineup of sport and entertainment stars, bringing viewers an unmissable evening of entertainment broadcast live from Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park on Friday 18 March. Highlights on the night will include some very special oneoff sketches all in aid of Sport Relief, including David Walliams bringing back popular Little Britain character Emily Howard for a sketch with comedian Micky Flanagan and Stoke City striker Peter Crouch as you’ve never seen him before! The Night of TV itself will be presented from the Copper Box Arena by some of the best-loved names in sport and entertainment, including John Bishop, Alesha Dixon, Greg James, Gary Lineker, Davina McCall, David Walliams and Claudia Winkleman.

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Other sketch highlights include Jack Whitehall enlisting the help of Gareth Bale in a bid for English football glory at the Euros this summer. Plus a oneoff Luther special as Idris Elba stars alongside Lenny Henry and a whole host of sports stars including Rio Ferdinand, Denise Lewis, Louis Smith, Ian Wright and David Haye. And, returning to the role after nearly 40 years, Michael Crawford will don his beret as the disaster-prone Frank Spencer in an exclusive Some Mothers Do Ave ‘Em sketch with Michele Dotrice and cameos including Sir Bradley Wiggins. Throughout the night, viewers will be treated to live events from Lee Valley Velopark and Aquatics Centre as Sir Steve Redgrave and Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff captain two teams of celebrities in


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a return of the Clash of the Titans competition hosted by Dan Walker and Ore Oduba.

Audiences at both arenas will be treated to a thrilling contest across five events, including rhythmic gymnastics, elimination cycling, synchronised swimming, and, for the first time, wrestling and triathlon. It is set to be must-see TV as Paddy McGuiness and Harry Judd go headto-head in a wrestling spectacular, Russell Kane and Will Young don nose pegs for synchronised swimming routines, and Freddie Flintoff and Darren Gough have their twirling batons at the ready as they take to the floor for rhythmic gymnastics. During the evening, Jo Brand and Greg James will re-live their outstanding fundraising challenges, while Eddie Izzard nears the climax of his epic 27-day Marathon Man endeavour in South Africa. Not forgetting the six brave celebrities, Alex Jones, Hal Cruttenden, Ore Oduba, Angellica Bell, Doon Mackichan and Suzi Perry that sailed around the UK in five days

Discovery

TCM

Sport Relief Night of TV: Friday 18 March, 7pm, BBC One.

Claudia and Davina will host this Friday’s Sport Relief

The Sport Relief Weekend takes place from Friday 18 to Sunday 20 March and sees the return of the Sport Relief Games. This year, the public can walk, run, swim or cycle their way to raising life-changing cash.

Yesterday Sky Sports 1

7.05am The Re-Inventors 7.30am Town with Nicholas Crane 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Hidden Histories 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 3.00pm Queen Victoria’s Children 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Churchill’s First World War 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 10.00pm Impossible Engineering 11.00pm Blackadder II 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Steptoe and Son 1.00am Churchill’s First World War 2.00am WWII: Countdown to Victory 3.00am The Beauty of Maps 3.25am The Beauty of Maps 4.00am Home Shopping 4.30am Home Shopping 5.00am Home Shopping 5.30am Home Shopping

7.20am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 9.00am 8.00am Kung Fu 9.30am 9.05am Kung Fu 10.00am 10.15am King Richard and the Crusaders 10.30am 12.30pm The Woman in Green 11.00am 1.50pm Gunsmoke 12.00pm 2.55pm Kung Fu 12.30pm 4.00pm The Pearl of Death 1.00pm 5.20pm Return of the Gunfighter 1.30pm 7.15pm The Desperado 2.00pm 9.00pm Longmire 2.30pm 10.00pm Disclosure 3.00pm 12.30am Hard to Kill 3.30pm 2.20am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 4.00pm 2.55am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 4.30pm 3.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 5.00pm 4.00am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 12.00pm My Darling Clementine 8.30pm 2.00pm The Frogmen 9.00pm 4.00pm The Mark of Zorro 9.30pm 5.50pm Butch Cassidy and the 10.00pm Sundance Kid 11.00pm 8.05pm 10 Things I Hate About You 12.00am 10.00pm Non-Stop 12.30am 12.05am Watchmen

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Powerful reminders of the serious side of Sport Relief will be shown throughout the night with moving appeal films presented by the likes of Danny Dyer, Marvin, and Rochelle Humes and Olivia Coleman, showing how the money raised could help change lives both here in the UK and around the world.

History

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7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 1.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 6.00pm 7.00pm 5.00am 5.30am 6.00am 6.30am

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Find out more at sportrelief.com. Money raised this Sport Relief will make a massive difference to people living incredibly tough lives, here at home in the UK and across the world’s poorest communities.

Sky Sports 2

7.00am CWC Classics 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am Cricket’s Greatest 9.30am Cricket’s Greatest 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest 10.30am Cricket Classics 10.45am Cricket 2.00pm Cricket 7.00pm Cricket 8.00pm Cricket 9.00pm Cricket 10.00pm Cricket 11.00pm Cricket 12.00am Cricket 1.00am Sporting Greats 1.30am La Liga World 2015 2.00am Cricket 3.00am Cricket 4.00am CWC Classics 5.00am Cricket 6.00am Cricket

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GOLD

9.30am Sunrise 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 8.30am Sorry! 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 9.00am As Time Goes By 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.40am To the Manor Born 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 4.00pm The Holidaymakers 11.50am Last of the Summer Wine 5.00pm Futurama 12.30pm My Family 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 1.05pm Dinnerladies 6.30pm Futurama 1.40pm Only Fools and Horses 7.00pm Futurama 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 7.30pm The Simpsons 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 3.40pm As Time Goes By 9.00pm The Flash 4.20pm To the Manor Born 10.00pm Stella 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 6.25pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00am Road Wars 7.00pm My Family 3.00am Night Cops 7.40pm Dinnerladies 4.00am Stargate SG-1 8.20pm Bull 5.00am Stargate SG-1 6.00am Sky World News 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 6.30am Sky World Review and Business 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses Report 10.20pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys

Sky Sports 3

7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 1.00pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 5.00pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 6.45pm 7.00pm 8.00pm

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BT Sport 1

Choice

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Misfit Garage 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Alaskan Bush People 9.00pm Gold Rush: The Dirt 10.00pm Gold Rush 11.00pm Deadliest Job Interview 12.00am David Baddiel on the Silk Road 1.00am Gold Rush 2.00am Deadliest Job Interview 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am Gold Rush 4.50am Deadliest Job Interview 5.40am How It’s Made 6.05am How It’s Made

battling fearsome winds, freezing temperatures and rough seas, in a feat of pure physical, mental and emotional endurance. There’s also live music from Birdy, and the official Sport Relief 2016 single performed by James Bay, and we find out exactly where the money raised by Sport Relief goes.

7.00am NBA 7.30am Hyundai A-League Highlights 8.00am Game of the Week 8.30am MotoGP 9.30am MotoGP 10.30am Barclays Premier League Review 11.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.30pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 3.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future 3.30am The Emirates FA Cup Highlights 4.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 4.30am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 6.30am Global Goals

BT Sport 2

7.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 11.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 1.00pm MotoGP 1.30pm MotoGP 2.00pm Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 2.30pm NBA 4.30pm Rugby Tonight 6.00pm Serie A 7.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 8.00pm UEFA Champions League 11.30pm Boxing Tonight 12.30am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 1.00am UFC - Ultimate Insider 1.30am NBA 4.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 4.30am UFC - Ultimate Insider

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Wednesday 16th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Countryside 999 12.45pm Caught Red Handed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm WPC 56 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 9.00pm Shop Well for Less 10.00pm Famous, Rich and Homeless 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm The Richard Dimbleby Lecture 2016 12.30am Pompeii: New Secrets Revealed with Mary Beard 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News

Itv2

Choice

7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am The Guide to You’ve Been Framed! 10.35am Catchphrase 11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.10pm Emmerdale 1.45pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.40pm Judge Rinder 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed and Famous! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm The Fast and the Furious 12.10am Family Guy 12.40am Family Guy 1.10am American Dad! 1.35am American Dad! 2.00am Two and a Half Men 2.30am Scorpion 3.15am Teleshopping

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Gold Rush 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 10.00pm Mythbusters 11.00pm Moonshiners 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Mythbusters 2.00am Moonshiners 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am Mythbusters

TCM

ITV

Channel 4

Itv4

Dave

Pick

Itv3

BBC 4

Yesterday

7.05am The Re-Inventors 7.30am Genius of Britain 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Churchill’s First World War 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Impossible Engineering 3.00pm Ancient Black Ops 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm I Was There: The Great War Interviews 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Castle Builders 10.00pm Mummies Alive 11.00pm Steptoe and Son 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Open All Hours

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 7.10am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am 7.45am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 12.00pm 8.20am Kung Fu 12.30pm 9.25am Kung Fu 1.00pm 10.30am Return of the Gunfighter 1.30pm 2.00pm 12.30pm The Pearl of Death 2.30pm 1.50pm Gunsmoke 3.00pm 2.55pm Kung Fu 4.00pm Sherlock Holmes in Washington 3.30pm 4.00pm 5.25pm Harum Scarum 4.30pm 7.05pm Jailhouse Rock 5.00pm 9.00pm Longmire 5.30pm 10.00pm Hard to Kill 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 12.00pm Duel at Silver Creek 9.00pm 1.35pm The Best of Benny Hill 9.30pm 3.15pm The Violent Men 10.00pm 5.10pm Above Us the Waves 11.00pm 7.20pm Robin Hood 12.00am 10.00pm This is 40 12.30am 12.40am The Sixth Sense 1.00am

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BBC2

7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.20am How I Met Your Mother 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.45am Caught Red Handed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.15am Emergency Rescue Down Under 11.30am This Morning 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.45am Great British Menu 1.15pm The Chancellor’s Budget: 9.00am The Morning Line 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire An ITV News Special 10.00am Frasier 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.30am Frasier 12.30pm The Budget 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 11.00am Car S.O.S 4.45pm Britain’s Lost Routes with Griff 5.00pm Tipping Point 12.00pm Shipping Wars Rhys Jones 6.00pm The Chase 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 5.45pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 7.00pm ITV News London 1.05pm Food Unwrapped 6.15pm Bargain Hunt 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.35pm Cheltenham Festival 7.00pm Eggheads 8.00pm Emmerdale 5.30pm Three in a Bed 7.30pm Too Much TV 8.30pm Coronation Street 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 8.00pm This Farming Life 9.00pm Big Star’s Little Star 7.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Horizon 10.00pm Grantchester 7.30pm Hollyoaks 10.00pm My Family at War 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 8.00pm Channel 4 News 11.00pm Live From the BBC 11.45pm UEFA Champions League High- 9.00pm Scruffts: Britain’s Favourite Dog 11.30pm Newsnight 10.00pm 24 Hours in A and E 12.15am Inside Obama’s White House 11.00pm Raised by Wolves 1.15am Land of Hope and Glory - British 11.35pm How to Get a Council House Country Life 12.35am My Big Fat Asian Wedding 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 2.15am Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us 1.35am Live From Abbey Road Classics 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes Entertain You 2.05am Cheltenham Festival Highlights 7.50am The Chase 3.15am The Great Sport Relief Bake Off 8.50am 2.50am The Trainer and the The Professionals 4.15am Nature’s Miracle Orphans Racehorse: The Legend of Frankel 9.55am The Sweeney 3.45am Comanche Station 10.55am Ax Men 5.05am Location, Location, Location 11.55am The Chase 12.55pm The Professionals 2.00pm Pawn Stars 8.00am The World of Stupid Criminals 2.30pm Pawn Stars 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 2.55pm The Car Chasers 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 3.25pm The Car Chasers 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 10.30am American Pickers 3.55pm Hogan’s Heroes 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00am Top Gear 4.30pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 12.00pm Top Gear 5.00pm The Sweeney 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 6.00pm The Professionals 10.00am Cold Case 1.30pm Storage Hunters UK 7.00pm The Car Chasers 11.00am Sanctuary 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 7.35pm The Car Chasers 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 12.00pm Stargate Universe 8.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 8.30pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 9.00pm World Superbike Highlights 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 10.00pm U.S. Marshals 3.00pm Highway Patrol 7.00am Doctor in the House 12.40am The Game of Death 3.30pm Customs UK 7.25am Heartbeat 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.30am Where the Heart is 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 9.35am The Royal 10.35am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 11.00am Judge Judy 6.00pm Cold Case 8.00pm World News Today 11.25am Judge Judy 7.00pm Without a Trace 8.30pm Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s 8.00pm 11.55am Noah’s Ark Stargate SG-1 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote Holiest Places 9.00pm Sanctuary 2.05pm Heartbeat 9.00pm Hidden Kingdoms 10.00pm Bones 3.05pm The Royal 10.00pm Seven Ages of Starlight 11.00pm Criminal Minds 4.10pm Where the Heart is 11.30pm Horizon 5.20pm Doctor in the House 12.00am Without a Trace 12.30am Ancient Egypt: Life and 5.55pm In Loving Memory 1.00am Supernatural Death in the Valley of the Kings 2.00am 6.25pm On the Buses Most Daring 1.30am Hidden Kingdoms 6.55pm Heartbeat 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 2.30am Dreaming the Impossible: 9.00pm Rosemary and Thyme Unbuilt Britain 10.00pm Love Your Garden

History

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Sky Sports 1

7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.15am 10.30am 10.45am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 4.00pm 4.15pm 4.30pm 4.45pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 7.00pm

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9.30am Sunrise 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm The Holidaymakers 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Arrow 10.00pm Limitless 11.00pm Cellular 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 3.00am Night Cops 4.00am Stargate SG-1 5.00am Stargate SG-1

Sky Sports 2

7.00am CWC Classics 8.00am Cricket 9.00am Cricket 10.00am Cricket 2.30pm Cricket 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 8.00pm Cricket 9.00pm ICC World T20 Verdict 10.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 11.00pm Cricket 12.00am ICC World T20 Verdict 1.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 2.00am Cricket 3.00am ICC World T20 Verdict 4.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 5.00am Cricket 6.00am ICC World T20 Verdict

GOLD

Channel 5

10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The Cowboy Builders 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15pm Trauma Doctors 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4.15pm Damaged 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 9.00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 10.00pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords

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7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Rookie Blue 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.10pm Heart of the Country 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Chicago Fire 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

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9.55am 10.35am 11.05am 12.10pm 12.45pm 1.15pm 1.50pm 2.25pm 2.55pm 3.25pm 4.00pm 4.35pm 5.05pm 5.40pm 6.45pm 7.50pm 8.55pm 10.00pm

Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Food Unwrapped Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun A Place in the Sun The Supervet Grand Designs Discovering Britain

7.15am 7.30am 8.30am 9.00am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 12.45pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.15pm 3.30pm 3.45pm

Super League Gold Time of Our Lives Game Changers Sporting Heroes Sporting Greats Sporting Rivalries Tennis:Indian Wells Masters 1000 Racing News Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Legends of Darts Legends of Darts Legends of Darts Legends of Darts

Sky Sports 3

BT Sport 1

7.00am French Ligue 1 Review 8.00am Bundesliga 9.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries 10.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries 11.00am The Emirates FA Cup Highlights 11.30am Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 12.00pm Paulistao 1.30pm British Rallycross Highlights 2.30pm MotoGP 3.30pm MotoGP 4.30pm MotoGP 5.30pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 8.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 11.00pm Football Tonight 11.30pm NBA 12.00am NBA 2.30am WTA All Access 3.00am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells

8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30am Sorry! 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm Dinnerladies 1.40pm Open All Hours 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 7.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 3.40pm As Time Goes By 11.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 4.20pm To the Manor Born 1.00pm Test Match Bowls 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm NBA 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.30pm Boxing Tonight 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.30pm The Clare Balding Show 7.00pm My Family 4.30pm Rugby Tonight 7.40pm Dinnerladies 6.00pm NBA 8.20pm Open All Hours 8.00pm UEFA Champions League 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 11.30pm Barclays Premier League World 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 12.00am MotoGP 10.20pm Only Fools and Horses 1.00am MotoGP 1.30am ESPN Films 11.00pm The Interviews UFC: Beyond the Octagon 12.00am Legends of Stand-Up and Bernard 3.30am

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Thursday 17th March BBC1

BBC2

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.20am How I Met Your Mother 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am Everybody Loves Raymond Cowboy Builders 8.45am Caught Red Handed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.15am The Great Interior Design Chal- 11.30am This Morning 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm Britain’s Horror Homes lenge 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am The Morning Line 2.15pm Home and Away 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 10.00am Frasier 2.45pm Neighbours 12.00pm BBC News 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 10.30am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 11.00am Car S.O.S 4.15pm Dispatch 2.00pm The Chef’s Protege 5.00pm Tipping Point 12.00pm Shipping Wars 6.00pm 5 News at 5 2.30pm Portillo’s State Secrets 6.00pm The Chase 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 6.30pm Neighbours 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00pm ITV News London 1.05pm Food Unwrapped 7.00pm Home and Away 4.00pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.35pm Cheltenham Festival 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 4.55pm Britain’s Lost Routes with 8.00pm Emmerdale 5.30pm Three in a Bed 8.00pm Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Griff Rhys Jones 8.30pm Tonight 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me Wild UK 5.50pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.00pm Emmerdale 7.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm The Secret Life of the Family 6.20pm Bargain Hunt 9.30pm The Cruise 7.30pm Hollyoaks 10.00pm Trauma Doctors 7.00pm Eggheads 10.00pm Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 8.00pm Channel 4 News 11.00pm Crimes That Shook Britain: April 7.30pm Too Much TV 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 9.00pm Ugly House to Lovely House 8.00pm Big Dreams Small Spaces with George Clarke 9.00pm The Secret History of My Family 10.00pm Speed with Guy Martin: F1 Special 10.00pm Murder 11.00pm Alan Carr: Chatty Man 7.00am Teleshopping 11.00pm Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 12.05am Tattoo Fixers 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am The Mentalist 11.30pm Newsnight 1.10am Cheltenham Festival Highlights 11.00am Person of Interest 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 12.15am My Family at War 1.55am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Person of Interest 7.50am The Chase 1.15am Britain’s Tudor Treasure: A Night 8.50am 2.45am Royal Navy School The Professionals 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation at Hampton Court 3.40am Dispatches 2.00pm NCIS 9.50am The Sweeney 4.10am Richard III: The Princes in 3.00pm Access 10.55am Ax Men 3.10pm The Gourmet Detective the Tower 11.50am The Chase 5.00pm NCIS 12.50pm The Professionals 6.00pm CSI: NY 1.55pm Pawn Stars 8.00am The World of Stupid Criminals 7.00pm CSI: Miami 2.25pm Pawn Stars 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 8.00pm NCIS 2.50pm The Car Chasers 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 3.25pm The Car Chasers 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm Law and Order 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am Top Gear 3.50pm Hogan’s Heroes 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Top Gear 4.25pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 9.00am Emmerdale 4.55pm The Sweeney 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.30pm Storage Hunters UK 9.30am Coronation Street 6.00pm The Professionals 10.00am Cold Case Storage Hunters UK 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World 2.00pm 7.00pm The Car Chasers 11.00am Sanctuary 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK Records 7.30pm The Car Chasers 3.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 10.35am Catchphrase 8.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 11.15am Dinner Date 8.30pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.05am Come Dine with Me 12.15pm Royal Pains 9.00pm The Classic Car Show 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.10pm Four in a Bed 1.10pm Emmerdale 10.00pm An Audience with Billy Connolly 3.00pm Highway Patrol 12.45pm Four in a Bed 7.00am Doctor in the House 1.45pm Coronation Street 11.05pm Above the Law 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 1.15pm Four in a Bed 7.25am Heartbeat 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! Line 1.50pm Four in a Bed 8.30am Where the Heart is 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.25pm Four in a Bed 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 9.35am The Royal 3.40pm Judge Rinder 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 10.35am Judge Judy 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 11.00am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 8.00pm World News Today 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25am Judge Judy 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm The Sky at Night 11.55am Noah’s Ark 6.55pm Take Me Out 4.35pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm Indian Hill Railways 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 7.45pm The Hot Desk 5.05pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 10.00pm Digging for Britain 2.05pm Heartbeat 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 8.00pm Totally You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Sanctuary 3.05pm The Royal 11.00pm Time Shift A Place in the Sun 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Shocking Crimes: Murder Book 6.45pm 4.10pm Where the Heart is 12.00am Sappho: Love and Life on Lesbos 7.50pm The Supervet 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 5.20pm Doctor in the House 11.00pm Hard Time with Margaret Mountford 8.55pm Grand Designs 10.00pm Scorpion 5.50pm In Loving Memory 12.05am Without a Trace 10.00pm The Good Wife 1.00am Only Yesterday: The Carpenters 11.00pm Celebrity Juice Live 6.20pm On the Buses 1.00am Supernatural Story 6.55pm Heartbeat 12.00am @Elevenish 2.00am Most Daring 2.00am Duets at the BBC 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 12.30am Family Guy 3.00am Cold Case 3.00am Pappano’s Classical Voices 9.00pm Foyle’s War 1.00am Family Guy 11.00pm A Touch of Frost 4.00am Digging for Britain 1.30am American Dad! 7.45am Legends of Darts 8.00am Time of Our Lives 9.00am British Jnr Carp Angling Champs 10.00am Sports Unlimited 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Tennis:Indian Wells Masters 1000 7.45am Football Gold 7.00am How It’s Made 7.05am The Re-Inventors 12.00pm Racing News 8.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 7.30am How It’s Made 7.30am Genius of Britain 12.30pm Sporting Triumphs 9.30am Cricket 9.00am Premier League 100 Club 8.00am Mythbusters 8.15am Cash in the Attic 12.45pm Sporting Triumphs 10.30am Cricket 9.30am Premier League 100 Club 9.00am Railroad Alaska 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 1.00pm Time of Our Lives 2.30pm Cricket 10.00am Football Gold 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 10.00am Time Team 2.00pm Sporting Heroes 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am I Was There: The Great War Inter- 10.15am Football Gold 3.00pm Super League Gold 8.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 10.30am Football Gold 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers views 3.15pm Super League Gold 8.30pm Live Super League 10.45am Football Gold 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 3.30pm Super League Gold 11.30pm ICC World T20 Highlights 11.00am The Premier League Years 2.00pm Mythbusters 1.00pm Time Team 3.45pm Super League Gold 12.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 1.00pm Football Gold 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 2.00pm Chemistry: A Volatile History 4.00pm Tennis: Indian Wells Masters 1.00am Cricket’s Greatest 1.15pm Football Gold 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 3.00pm Mummies Alive 5.00pm Sporting Heroes 1.30am Cricket’s Greatest 1.30pm Football Gold 5.00pm Gold Divers 4.00pm Coast 2.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 1.45pm Football Gold 6.00pm Auction Hunters 5.00pm Time Team 3.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 2.00pm Premier League 100 Club 6.30pm Auction Hunters 6.00pm Sea of Death 3.30am Cricket’s Greatest 2.30pm Premier League 100 Club 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 7.00am Test Match Bowls 4.00am CWC Classics 3.00pm The Premier League Years 8.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 8.00pm Coast 8.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future 5.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 5.00pm Premier League 100 Club 9.00pm Gold Rush 9.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 8.30am Last Week, This Week 6.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 5.30pm Premier League 100 Club 10.00pm Alaskan Bush People 10.00pm Forbidden History 9.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest 6.30am Cricket’s Greatest 6.00pm Sporting Triumphs 11.00pm Devoured: Man-Eating 11.00pm Open All Hours Rivalries 6.15pm Sporting Triumphs Super Snake Returns 11.40pm Yes, Minister 10.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 12.00am Naked and Afraid 12.20am Porridge Rivalries 7.00pm BPL Legends 1.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.30am Barclays Premier League World 7.30pm Darts Gold II 2.00am Devoured: Man-Eating 11.00am The Emirates F.A. Cup 12.30pm The Emirates F.A. Cup 7.45pm Darts Gold II Super Snake Returns 2.00pm Freerider World Tour 8.00pm Live Premier League Darts 9.00am Pawn Stars 3.00pm Road to Rio 11.30pm Darts Gold II 9.30am Pawn Stars 3.30pm Barclays Premier League World 10.00am Pawn Stars 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 10.30am Pawn Stars 8.30am Sorry! 6.00pm NBA Action 7.35am Kung Fu 11.00am American Pickers 9.00am As Time Goes By 6.30pm Gillette World Sport 8.40am Jailhouse Rock 12.00pm Storage Wars 9.30am Sunrise 9.40am To the Manor Born 7.00pm French Ligue 1 Preview 10.40am Harum Scarum 12.30pm Storage Wars 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 7.30pm Bundesliga Weekly 12.25pm Sherlock Holmes in Washington 1.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 8.00pm Rugby Tonight Extra 1.50pm Gunsmoke 1.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 8.30pm UEFA Europa League 2.00pm Pawn Stars 2.55pm Kung Fu 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 12.20pm My Family 2.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm Sherlock Holmes and the 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm Dinnerladies 3.00pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 Secret Weapon 1.40pm Only Fools and Horses 3.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm The Holidaymakers 5.25pm Knights of the Round Table 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 4.00pm Shipping Wars 5.00pm Futurama 7.35pm Tarzan’s Desert Mystery 7.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 4.30pm Shipping Wars 5.30pm Futurama 9.00pm Longmire 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 3.40pm As Time Goes By 5.00pm Storage Wars 6.00pm The Simpsons 10.00pm The Aviator 11.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 4.20pm To the Manor Born 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.30pm Futurama 1.20am The Long Kiss Goodnight 1.00pm MotoGP 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm Futurama 2.00pm MotoGP 6.30pm Pawn Stars 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.30pm The Simpsons 3.00pm MotoGP 7.00pm American Pickers 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 8.00pm The Simpsons 4.00pm MotoGP 8.00pm Storage Wars 7.00pm My Family 8.30pm The Simpsons 8.45pm Last Week, This Week 8.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm The Bridges of Toko-Ri 9.00pm DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 7.40pm Dinnerladies 9.00pm UEFA Europa League 9.00pm Pawn Stars 10.00pm Childhood’s End 2.10pm The Sons of Katie Elder 8.20pm Open All Hours 11.00pm UEFA Champions League 9.30pm Pawn Stars 12.00am Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 4.40pm The Victors 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses Highlights Show 10.00pm Counting Cars 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.50pm Rat Race 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 11.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 10.30pm Counting Cars 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm 2 Guns 10.20pm Come Fly with Me 12.00am NBA 11.00pm Shipping Wars 3.00am Night Cops 12.10am Daredevil 2.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 11.00pm Big School 11.30pm Shipping Wars 4.00am Stargate SG-1 3.00am Road to Rio 2.15am The Yellow Sea 11.40pm Miranda 12.00am Storage Wars 5.00am Stargate SG-1 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Countryside 999 12.45pm Caught Red Handed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm WPC 56 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm Room 101 9.30pm EastEnders 10.00pm Jo Brand’s Hell of a Walk for Sport Relief 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Question Time 12.45am This Week 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News

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Friday 18th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Countryside 999 12.45pm Caught Red Handed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm WPC 56 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm Sport Relief 2016 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.25pm Regional News and Weather 11.35pm Sport Relief 2016 2.00am The Celebrity Apprentice USA 3.25am Weather for the Week Ahead 3.30am BBC News

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7.15am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 8.00am Countryside 999 9.30am Lorraine 8.45am Caught Red Handed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 9.15am Sea Cities 11.30am This Morning 10.15am Victoria Derbyshire 1.30pm Loose Women 12.00pm BBC News 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 1.00pm The Daily Politics 3.00pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 2.00pm The Chef’s Protege 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 2.30pm Portillo’s State Secrets 5.00pm Tipping Point 3.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 6.00pm The Chase 4.00pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 7.00pm ITV News London 4.55pm Britain’s Lost Routes with 7.30pm ITV Evening News Griff Rhys Jones 8.00pm Emmerdale 5.55pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 8.30pm Coronation Street 6.25pm Bargain Hunt 9.00pm Best Walks with a View 7.00pm Eggheads with Julia Bradbury 7.30pm Too Much TV 9.30pm Coronation Street 8.00pm Mary Berry’s Easter Feast 10.00pm It’ll be Alright on the Night 9.00pm Mastermind 9.30pm Gardeners’ World 10.00pm Land of Hope and Glory - British Country Life 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 11.00pm Sport Relief 2016 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 11.40pm Newsnight 7.55am The Chase 12.10am Artsnight 12.40am The People v OJ Simpson: Ameri- 8.50am The Professionals 9.55am The Sweeney 10.55am Ax Men 11.50am The Chase 8.00am The World of Stupid Criminals 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 12.50pm The Professionals 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.55pm Pawn Stars 10.00am American Pickers 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am Top Gear 2.25pm Pawn Stars 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Top Gear 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 2.50pm The Car Chasers 9.00am Emmerdale 1.30pm Storage Hunters UK 9.30am Emmerdale 3.25pm The Car Chasers 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 3.50pm Hogan’s Heroes Records 3.00pm American Pickers 10.35am Catchphrase 4.25pm Hogan’s Heroes 11.15am Dinner Date 4.55pm The Sweeney 12.15pm Royal Pains 6.00pm The Professionals 1.10pm Emmerdale 7.00am Doctor in the House 1.45pm Emmerdale 7.00pm The Car Chasers 7.25am Heartbeat 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.30am Where the Heart is 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.35am The Royal 3.40pm Judge Rinder 10.35am Judge Judy 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.00am Judge Judy 8.00pm World News Today 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25am Judge Judy 8.30pm Top of the Pops: 1981 11.55am Noah’s Ark 6.50pm Take Me Out 9.00pm John Williams at the BBC 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 8.00pm Funniest Ever You’ve 10.00pm Arena: Loretta Lynn - Still 2.00pm Heartbeat Been Framed 3.05pm The Royal a Mountain Girl 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 4.05pm Where the Heart is 11.30pm Country Queens at the BBC 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 5.15pm Doctor in the House 12.30am Dolly Parton @ Glastonbury 2014 10.00pm The Break-Up 5.50pm In Loving Memory 1.40am Top of the Pops: 1981 12.10am Family Guy 6.20pm On the Buses 2.15am Arena 6.55pm Heartbeat 12.40am Family Guy 3.45am Country Queens at the BBC 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.10am American Dad! 9.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.35am American Dad! 11.00pm Midsomer Murders 2.05am Two and a Half Men

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7.20am How I Met Your Mother 7.45am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.10am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00am The Morning Line 10.00am Frasier 10.30am Frasier 11.00am Car S.O.S 12.00pm Shipping Wars 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 1.05pm Food Unwrapped 1.35pm Cheltenham Festival 5.30pm Three in a Bed 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.30pm Hollyoaks 8.00pm Channel 4 News 8.30pm Unreported World 9.00pm Grand Designs 10.05pm Gogglebox 11.05pm The Last Leg 12.10am First Dates 1.15am Raised by Wolves 1.45am Cheltenham Festival Highlights 2.30am Virtually Famous 3.15am Sex Drive 5.05am Ultimate Dealer 5.30am Location, Location, Location

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The Wright Stuff Cowboy Builders 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS 4.15pm Abducted: The Carlina White Story 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm The Gadget Show 9.00pm That’s So...1984 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 10.55pm NCIS 11.55pm NCIS: Los Angeles 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15am Super Casino 4.10am 90 Cats and Counting: Cat Crazies

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7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am The Mentalist 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: NY 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.10pm Real Murders: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Castle 11.00pm Castle

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9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 10.35am Food Unwrapped 11.05am Come Dine with Me 12.10pm Four in a Bed 12.45pm Four in a Bed 1.15pm Four in a Bed 1.50pm Four in a Bed 2.25pm Four in a Bed 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 4.35pm Come Dine with Me 5.05pm Come Dine with Me 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 6.45pm A Place in the Sun 7.50pm The Supervet 8.55pm Great Canal Journeys 10.00pm Spin

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Down 1 Nick dislodged slate (5) 2 Hopelessness I spread about (7) 3 An indication that one has to ratify a contract? (4) 4 Desert or ruins made good (8) 5 The best selection from Japanese literature (5) 6 Large roses ordered for beaten contestants (6) 11 College boy embracing small European (8) 12 Trees by quiet country roads (6) 13 Little girl eager for material (7) 15 Baby bird (5) 17 Mistakes made with lingerie (5) 18 In part an actor always has spoken (4)

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7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Alaskan Bush People 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Extreme Car Hoarders 10.00pm How It’s Made 10.30pm How It’s Made 11.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am How It’s Made 1.30am How It’s Made 2.00am David Baddiel on the Silk Road 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am How It’s Made 4.25am How It’s Made 4.50am David Baddiel on the Silk Road

TCM

7.05am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 7.35am TCM Shorts 7.55am Kung Fu 9.00am Kung Fu 10.10am Knights of the Round Table 12.30pm Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.55pm Kung Fu 4.00pm Sherlock Holmes: Pursuit to Algiers 5.20pm Badman’s Country 6.40pm Oklahoma Justice 7.50pm Canyon Raiders 9.00pm Longmire 10.00pm The Long Kiss Goodnight 12.20am Today You Die

Film4

12.00pm The Battle of The River Plate 2.25pm Oh! What a Lovely War 5.10pm The Tall T 6.50pm Australia 10.00pm Fantastic Four 12.05am The Boxer From Shantung 2.40am God Bless America

Yesterday Sky Sports 1

7.05am The Re-Inventors 7.30am Genius of Britain 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Sea of Death 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 3.00pm Munich Air Disaster: Harry Gregg’s Story 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Submarine 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Secrets, Lies and Atomic Spies 10.00pm Forbidden History 11.00pm Porridge 11.40pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle 12.40am Submarine 1.40am WWII: Countdown to Victory 2.40am Secrets, Lies and Atomic Spies 3.30am The Re-Inventors 4.00am Home Shopping 4.30am Home Shopping 5.00am Home Shopping 5.30am Home Shopping

9.30am Premier League 10.00am Barclays Premier League World 10.30am Premier League Darts 2.00pm Barclays Premier League World 2.30pm The Premier League Years 4.30pm La Liga Show 2015 5.00pm Premier League 100 Club 5.30pm BPL Legends 6.00pm Game Changers 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 7.00pm The Fantasy Football Club 8.00pm Football 11.05pm The Fantasy Football Club 12.05am Football 2.10am Barclays Premier League World 2.40am The Fantasy Football Club 3.40am Football Gold 3.45am Live Australian GP: Practice 5.15am Sporting Triumphs 5.30am BPL Legends 6.00am Live Australian GP: Qualifying

9.00am Pawn Stars 9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 10.30am Pawn Stars 11.00am American Pickers 12.00pm Storage Wars 12.30pm Storage Wars 1.00pm Storage Wars 1.30pm Storage Wars 2.00pm Pawn Stars 2.30pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Pawn Stars 3.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm Shipping Wars 4.30pm Shipping Wars 5.00pm Storage Wars 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.00pm Pawn Stars 6.30pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm American Pickers 8.00pm Storage Wars Miami 9.00pm Pawn Stars 9.30pm Pawn Stars 10.00pm Britain’s Biggest Heists 11.00pm Mobsters 12.00am Storage Wars 12.30am Storage Wars 1.00am Britain’s Biggest Heists

10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm The Holidaymakers 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Dogs Might Fly 10.00pm Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 11.00pm Stella 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 2.00am Road Wars 3.00am Night Cops 4.00am Stargate SG-1 5.00am Stargate SG-1 6.00am Sky News on the Hour

History

Sky1

Sky Sports 2

7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 9.30am 11.30am 12.30pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 5.55pm 7.45pm 8.00pm 10.30pm 11.30pm 1.30am 2.00am 3.00am 3.30am 4.00am 4.30am 5.00am 5.30am 6.00am

Spanish Gold Spanish Gold Live Super Rugby Live Super Rugby Tennis:Indian Wells Masters 1000 Time of Our Lives The F1 Show WWE Raw Tennis: Indian Wells Masters Sky Sports Years Live Super Rugby Sporting Triumphs Live Pro12 Rugby ICC World T20 - Live Verdict World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown Sporting Rivalries Sky Sports Years Sporting Rivalries Sporting Rivalries Sporting Rivalries Sporting Rivalries Sporting Rivalries Sporting Rivalries Sporting Rivalries

GOLD

Sky Sports 3

7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 10.30am 11.30am 11.45am 12.00pm 12.30pm 12.45pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.15pm 3.30pm 3.45pm

Spanish Gold Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Sporting Greats Pro Kabaddi League 2016 Darts Gold Darts Gold Racing News Spanish Gold Spanish Gold Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold

Chocie

1 Not a main road - it’s steered round (4,6) 7 Communications in a disorderly state for a very long time (8) 8 Do evening work in golf club (4) 9 Metal in first place (4) 10 We linger about at all events (7)

12 Some Frenchwomen suffering Seine sprain? (11) 14 Imposing residence for chap is no ruin (7) 16 Places of refreshment seen in opposite directions (4) 19 Nothing is included with prize rosette (4) 20 King about to be surrounded by river people in the Middle East (8) 21 Mean people hide stones (10)

BT Sport 1

7.00am Bundesliga Special 7.30am Bundesliga Weekly 8.00am French Ligue 1 Preview 8.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 9.00am Total Italian Football 9.30am Hyundai A-League 11.45am Barclays Premier League World 12.15pm FIH Hockey World 12.45pm Last Week, This Week 1.00pm British Rallycross Highlights 2.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 4.00pm NBA 5.45pm Rugby Tonight Extra 6.15pm Hyundai A-League 7.15pm Bundesliga Weekly 7.45pm French Ligue 1 Preview 8.15pm Ladbrokes Championship 11.00pm Football Tonight 12.00am Barclays Premier League Preview 12.30am The Clare Balding Show

8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30am Sorry! 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm Dinnerladies 1.40pm Open All Hours 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 7.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest 3.40pm As Time Goes By Rivalries 4.20pm To the Manor Born 8.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine Rivalries 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 9.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine Rivalries 7.00pm My Family 10.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest 7.40pm Dinnerladies Rivalries 8.20pm Miranda 10.30am USA Game of the Week 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 12.30pm PSA Squash Highlights 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 1.30pm Last Week, This Week 10.20pm Fawlty Towers 1.45pm Bundesliga Weekly 11.00pm Legends of Stand-Up and Bernard 2.15pm FIM Superenduro World Righton Championship 12.00am The Mighty Boosh 2.45pm Asia Talent Cup 12.40am Nighty Night 3.45pm MotoGP 1.20am 15 Storeys High 8.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.00am Bottom Live

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Saturday 19th March BBC1

BBC2

ITV

7.35am The Big Sky 10.25am Murder, She Wrote 7.15am 9.35am Forbidden Planet 11.20am Murder, She Wrote 7.40am 11.10am Homes Under the Hammer 12.20pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.05am 12.10pm Natural World 1.25pm ITV News and Weather 8.30am 1.00pm Rick Stein From Venice to Istan- 1.30pm Big Box Little Box 9.00am bul 2.00pm Judge Rinder 9.30am 2.00pm The Best Dishes Ever 3.00pm The Chase 10.00am 2.30pm Escape to the Country 4.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am 3.20pm The Red Shoes 5.00pm ITV News London 11.30am 5.30pm Flog It! 5.15pm ITV News and Weather 12.00pm 6.30pm Big Dreams Small Spaces 5.30pm Rugby 12.30pm 7.30pm Gardeners’ World 8.10pm Ant and Dec’s Saturday 1.30pm 8.00pm Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Night Takeaway 3.15pm 9.00pm Perry and Croft: Made in Britain 9.40pm You’re Back in the Room 5.30pm 9.30pm Dad’s Army 10.40pm The Jonathan Ross Show 6.00pm 10.00pm Michael Jackson’s Journey From 11.45pm ITV News and Weather 6.30pm Motown to Off the Wall 12.00am Yes Man 7.00pm 11.30pm Pop Goes BBC Two 2.00am Jackpot247 7.30pm 1.00am Athletics 7.45pm 4.00am Messiah at the Foundling 8.40pm Hospital 11.00pm 5.00am A Cabbie Abroad 1.05am 7.00am Ax Men 6.00am The Fifteen Billion Pound Railway 7.45am 2.00am Ax Men 4.10am 8.30am The Sweeney 5.05am 9.25am Bundesliga 6.05am 10.30am HSBC World Rugby 7s Series 6.20am Highlights 11.00am Formula E: Sound of the Future 11.35am World Superbike Highlights 12.40pm The Car Chasers 8.00am Carpool 1.05pm The Car Chasers 8.10am Extreme Fishing with 1.40pm Pawn Stars Robson Green 7.00am 7.00am Emmerdale Omnibus 2.05pm Pawn Stars 9.00am American Pickers 7.30am 10.00am American Pickers 2.35pm Storage Wars 9.35am Coronation Street Omnibus 8.00am Top Gear 3.00pm Storage Wars 8.30am 12.00pm Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night 11.00am 12.00pm Top Gear 3.30pm Storage Wars Texas 9.00am Takeaway 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 4.00pm Storage Wars Texas 10.00am 1.30pm Storage Hunters UK 1.30pm The Almost Impossible 4.30pm Gunsmoke 11.00am 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 5.30pm FYI Daily Gameshow 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 12.00pm 6.10pm The Appaloosa 1.00pm 2.25pm Scorpion 7.10pm FYI Daily 2.00pm 3.25pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.15pm Police Academy 6: City 3.00pm 4.30pm Legally Blonde Under Siege 4.00pm 7.00am Judge Judy 9.15pm FYI Daily 6.25pm Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and 7.20am 4.30pm The Secret of My Succe$s 5.00pm Fabulous 9.10am Where the Heart is 5.30pm 10.20am Where the Heart is 8.40pm The Mummy 11.25am The John Thaw Story 6.00pm 11.00pm Celebrity Juice Live 12.35pm Sherlock Holmes 6.30pm 8.00pm Human Planet 2.55pm A Touch of Frost 12.00am Family Guy 7.00pm 9.00pm Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible 4.55pm Sparkling Cyanide 7.30pm 12.35am Family Guy Creatures 7.00pm Midsomer Murders 8.00pm 10.00pm Follow the Money 9.00pm Midsomer Murders 1.00am Family Guy 9.00pm 11.00pm A Touch of Frost 11.00pm Follow the Money 1.35am American Dad! 10.00pm 1.10am Blue Murder 12.00am Arena 2.05am American Dad! 2.40am Doctor in the House 11.00pm 1.00am The Bee Gees at the BBC. 3.05am ITV3 Nightscreen 12.00am 2.30am @Elevenish And Beyond 3.30am Teleshopping 1.00am 2.00am The Joy of the Bee Gees 3.00am Beowulf: Return to the Shield2.00am 3.00am Sound of Cinema: The Music lands 3.00am that Made the Movies 3.50am Teleshopping 3.30am 4.00am Top of the Pops: 1981 7.00am Breakfast 11.00am Saturday Kitchen Live 12.30pm James Martin: Home Comforts 1.00pm BBC News 1.10pm Football Focus 1.50pm Saturday Sportsday 2.00pm Athletics 3.00pm Six Nations Rugby Union 5.30pm Final Score 6.15pm Dynamo: Magician Impossible 6.45pm Celebrity Mastermind 7.15pm BBC News 7.25pm Regional News and Weather 7.30pm Pointless 8.20pm Six Nations Rugby Union 11.00pm The National Lottery Live 11.10pm BBC News 11.30pm Match of the Day 12.50am The Uninvited 2.15am Wake Wood 3.40am Weather for the Week Ahead 3.45am BBC News

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How I Met Your Mother 10.30am Saturday Show Live 12.40pm The King of Queens Fail Army King of Queens 1.10pm The Gadget Show Mobil 1 The Grid 2.10pm Police Interceptors Everybody Loves Raymond 3.05pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! Everybody Loves Raymond 4.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! The Morning Line 5.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! The Big Bang Theory 6.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! The Big Bang Theory 7.00pm Five News Update The Superhumans Show 7.05pm NCIS: Los Angeles Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 8.00pm NCIS: New Orleans Formula 1 9.00pm NCIS Channel 4 Racing 9.55pm 5 News Weekend Come Dine with Me 10.00pm The Championship Come Dine with Me 11.00pm Goal Rush Come Dine with Me 11.30pm NCIS Come Dine with Me 1.10am Super Casino Channel 4 News 4.10am Law and Order: Special The World’s Weirdest Weather Victims Unit The Day After Tomorrow 5.00am Law and Order: Special Kick-Ass 2 Victims Unit Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Hollyoaks Omnibus Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free Location, Location, Location 7.00am Teleshopping Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 10.00am Cedar Cove Deal or No Deal 11.50am Longmire 12.45pm Longmire 1.40pm Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle 3.15pm NCIS: New Orleans 4.10pm NCIS: New Orleans 5.05pm NCIS: New Orleans Nothing to Declare 6.00pm NCIS: New Orleans Nothing to Declare 7.00pm Law and Order Nothing to Declare 8.00pm Law and Order Nothing to Declare 9.00pm Law and Order 60 Minute Makeover 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 60 Minute Makeover 11.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 60 Minute Makeover 12.00am NCIS: New Orleans 60 Minute Makeover 1.00am NCIS: New Orleans 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol 9.50am Time Team Motorway Patrol 10.55am Time Team Border Security 12.00pm Four in a Bed Border Security 12.30pm Four in a Bed Border Security 1.05pm Four in a Bed Border Security 1.35pm Four in a Bed 2.05pm Four in a Bed Border Security 2.40pm Vet on the Hill Border Security 3.40pm Stonehenge: Walking UK Border Force Through History Border Security USA 4.45pm The Lakes: Walking Through Brit Cops: Frontline Crime History Road Wars 5.50pm Cornwall: Walking Through The Force Manchester History A Haunting 6.50pm Walking Through History Most Haunted 7.55pm Walking Through Time Police Ten 9.00pm Coastal Walks with My Dog Police Ten 10.00pm Downhill

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Sharks and Britain’s Got Whales Of Britain Talent Again!

Get ready for a fascinating two part documentry giving an insight to marine life and what lurks in the waters around the British Isles.

Discovery

How It’s Made How It’s Made Misfit Garage Misfit Garage Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Wheeler Dealers Wheeler Dealers Jaws Comes Home: Return of the Great Whites The Enchanted Kingdom Racing Extinction Alaskan Bush People Evolution of the Polar Bear Alaska: The Last Frontier Natural Born Outlaws I Almost Got Away with it Britain’s Deadly Women Dead of Night Natural Born Outlaws I Almost Got Away with it Britain’s Deadly Women Dead of Night How It’s Made How It’s Made How It’s Made

TCM

This Spring, Britain’s Got Talent returns to ITV, celebrating 10 triumphant years of amazing talent. A new promo video hit your Tv screen last week and if you missed it, ofcourse you can find it online. This year’s promo, shot exclusively for the launch of the series, aired for the first time on ITV last Friday (11th March). The trailer sees the dream team of judges Simon, Amanda, Alesha and David, plus hosts, Ant & Dec - taking

Yesterday Sky Sports 1

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am Antiques Roadshow 8.15am Diamond Decades 9.00am Oz and Hugh Drink to Christmas 10.00am Tales of Irish Castles 11.00am Submarine 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Annihilation 2.00pm Annihilation 3.00pm World War II: The Last Heroes 4.00pm World War II: The Last Heroes 5.00pm Human Planet 6.00pm Human Planet 7.00pm Killer Whales - Beneath the Surface 8.00pm Disco at the BBC 9.00pm Agnetha: Abba and After 10.00pm Planet Earth 11.00pm The Life of Mammals 12.00am Disco at the BBC 1.00am Agnetha: Abba and After 2.00am Find My Past 3.00am Genius of Britain

History

7.05am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 7.00am Teleshopping 7.35am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 9.00am Storage Wars 8.15am Kung Fu 9.30am Storage Wars 9.20am Gold of the Seven Saints 10.00am Storage Wars 11.05am Oklahoma Justice 10.30am Storage Wars 12.15pm Canyon Raiders 11.00am Ice Road Truckers 1.20pm Badman’s Country 12.00pm Ice Road Truckers 2.40pm Sherlock Holmes: Pursuit to 1.00pm Ice Road Truckers Algiers 2.00pm Ice Road Truckers 4.00pm Colt .45 3.00pm American Pickers 5.30pm The Naked Spur 4.00pm Storage Wars 7.15pm The Flame and the Arrow 4.30pm Storage Wars 9.00pm Longmire 5.00pm Storage Wars 10.00pm Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid 5.30pm Storage Wars 12.15am Ryan’s Daughter 6.00pm Storage Wars 4.00am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 6.30pm Storage Wars Ventura 7.00pm Storage Wars 7.30pm Storage Wars 8.00pm Storage Wars 8.30pm Storage Wars 9.00pm Storage Wars 12.00pm The Spaceman and King Arthur 9.30pm Storage Wars 2.00pm Dragonball Evolution 10.00pm Storage Wars 3.40pm Step Up 4: Miami Heat 10.30pm Storage Wars 5.40pm The Phantom 11.00pm Storage Wars 7.40pm Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 11.30pm Storage Wars 10.00pm Paul 12.00am Storage Wars 12.05am Rush 12.30am Storage Wars 2.25am The Haunting in Connecticut

Film4

come face to face with a pod of giant Humpbacks. Viewers will get to witness the first ever study of a whale fall event in the UK. Supported by leading experts, both programmes promise to present an unrivalled opportunity for viewers to gain a close insight into marine life around the British Isles. The programme will be aired on Fri 25 Mar 2016, on ITV

8.45am Sporting Triumphs 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Nick Kicks 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.00pm Football 3.45pm Australian GP 4.55pm Ted’s Notebook - Qualifying 5.25pm Sporting Triumphs 5.40pm Sporting Triumphs 6.00pm Live Ford Saturday Night Football 9.00pm SNF: Game of the Day 11.00pm SNF: Match Choice 12.30am SNF: Match Choice 2.00am SNF: Match Choice 3.30am Sporting Triumphs 3.45am Sporting Triumphs 4.00am Sporting Triumphs 4.15am Sporting Triumphs 4.30am Live Australian GP: Track Parade 5.00am Live Australian GP 5.30am Live Australian Grand Prix

Sky1

viewers into a magical fairy-tale world. Here they all tell the story of the astounding and surprising talent which BGT is famed for and the fairy-tale journey which the acts encounter when entering the biggest entertainment show on TV. The new series returns to ITV in the coming weeks, where viewers will once more be amazed and astounded by a remarkable lineup of acts, one of whom will go on to be crowned the 10th winner of Britain’s Got Talent, getting their

Sky Sports 2

7.00am Football Gold 7.15am Premier League 7.45am Barclays Premier League Preview 8.15am ICC World T20 Highlights 8.45am ICC World T20 Highlights 9.45am ICC World T20 Verdict 10.45am Cricket 2.30pm Cricket 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 8.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 9.00pm Sporting Triumphs 9.15pm Sporting Triumphs 9.30pm Sporting Triumphs 9.45pm Sporting Triumphs 10.00pm Sporting Triumphs 10.20pm Sporting Triumphs 10.35pm Live Super Rugby 12.40am Super Rugby 2.40am Football Gold 2.45am Sporting Triumphs 3.00am Sporting Triumphs 3.15am Sporting Triumphs 3.30am Premier League

GOLD

8.30am Modern Family 8.00am Cheers 9.00am Game Changers 8.25am Cheers 9.30am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 8.50am Cheers 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 9.25am Cheers 11.00am Soccer A.M. 10.00am Sorry! 1.00pm The F1 Show 10.40am Bewitched 1.30pm Kung Fu Panda Special 11.10am Bewitched 2.00pm Flintoff’s Road to Nowhere 11.40am I Dream of Jeannie 3.00pm Flintoff’s Road to Nowhere 12.15pm Kiss and Make-Up 4.00pm Richard Hammond’s Jungle Quest 1.45pm The Tommy Cooper Hour 5.00pm Richard Hammond’s Jungle Quest 2.40pm Only Fools and Horses 6.00pm Big Cats: An Amazing Animal 3.20pm Only Fools and Horses Family 4.00pm One Foot in the Grave 7.00pm Big Cats: An Amazing Animal 4.40pm One Foot in the Grave Family 5.20pm One Foot in the Grave 8.00pm The Flash 6.00pm One Foot in the Grave 9.00pm Hawaii Five-0 6.40pm One Foot in the Grave 10.00pm Limitless 7.20pm One Foot in the Grave 11.00pm Arrow 8.00pm The Interviews 12.00am DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 9.00pm Legends of Stand-Up and 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles Bernard Righton 2.00am Strike Back: Project Dawn 10.00pm Bottom 3.00am Strike Back: Project Dawn 10.40pm Men Behaving Badly 4.00am Road Wars 11.20pm Gimme Gimme Gimme 5.00am Emergency Abroad 12.00am Bill Hicks: Sane Man 6.00am Nothing to Declare 1.50am The League of Gentlemen 6.30am Nothing to Declare 2.30am Not the Nine O’Clock News 3.05am Not the Nine O’Clock News 3.35am Saxondale

happily ever after... Last year’s winner - Jules and Matisse came under fire for ‘tricking viewers’ during their final performance. The dog trainer and her dog performed a set of progressively difficult tricks, including one where Matisse walked a tightrope in the process making Cowell ‘feel like an idiot’, lets just say we won’t expect another pup to win it this year. Britains Got Talent Past Winners 2007 - Paul Potts 2008 - George Sampson 2009 - Diversity 2010 - Spelbound 2011 - Jai McDowall 2012 - Ashleigh & Pudsey 2013 - Attraction 2014 - Collabro 2015 - Jules and Matisse

Sky Sports 3

7.00am Sporting Triumphs 7.15am Sporting Triumphs 7.30am Live Super Rugby 9.30am Live Super Rugby 11.45am Tennis:Indian Wells Masters 1000 12.45pm Sporting Triumphs 1.00pm Football 3.45pm Sporting Triumphs 4.00pm Live Super Rugby 6.00pm Tennis: Indian Wells Masters 7.00pm Live Tennis: Indian Wells Masters 11.00pm Sporting Rivalries 11.30pm Sporting Rivalries 12.00am Sporting Rivalries 12.30am Sporting Rivalries 1.00am Live Tennis: Doubles Final

Choice

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 5.00pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am 1.00am 2.00am 3.00am 4.00am 4.50am 5.40am 6.05am 6.30am

Over two programmes, Britain’s Whales and Britain’s Sharks, Ben Fogle and Ellie Harrison go in search of Britain’s sharks and whales. Using the biggest bait on Earth they witness the greatest gathering of sharks ever seen in UK waters and

BT Sport 1

7.00am UEFA Champions League Magazine 7.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 9.00am Total Italian Football 9.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 10.00am Football Tonight 11.00am Matchday Live with Fletch and Sav 1.00pm Barclays Premier League 4.15pm Football Tonight 4.45pm NBA 6.15pm Serie A 8.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 8.30pm Football Tonight 9.00pm French Ligue 1 11.00pm NBA 1.30am Football Tonight 2.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 3.30am British Rallycross Highlights 4.30am FIM Superenduro World Champi-

BT Sport 2

7.00am Last Week, This Week 7.15am Hyundai A-League 9.15am Last Week, This Week 9.30am Hyundai A-League 11.30am Ladbrokes Championship 1.00pm NBA Action 1.30pm Freerider World Tour 2.30pm Asia Talent Cup 3.30pm MotoGP 7.30pm Portuguese Liga Nos 9.30pm Portuguese Liga Nos 11.45pm Last Week, This Week 12.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 12.30am UFC - Ultimate Insider 1.00am UFC 3.00am UFC 6.30am Gillette World Sport

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Sunday 20th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 8.40am Match of the Day 10.00am The Andrew Marr Show 11.00am The Big Questions 12.00pm Sunday Politics 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News 2.15pm The Sport Relief Games Show 2016 4.15pm A Question of Sport 4.45pm Escape to the Country 5.30pm Lifeline 5.40pm Songs of Praise 6.15pm Sport Relief 2016: The Best Bits 7.15pm BBC News 7.35pm Regional News and Weather 7.45pm Countryfile 8.45pm The Voice UK 10.00pm The Night Manager 11.00pm BBC News 11.20pm Regional News and Weather 11.30pm Match of the Day 2 12.55am Athletics

Itv2

7.00am

The Hot Desk

7.10am

You’ve Been Framed!

8.00am

Emmerdale Omnibus

10.50am

Coronation Street Omnibus

1.20pm

Take Me Out

2.30pm

The Incredible Hulk

4.40pm

Nim’s Island

6.45pm

Ant and Dec’s Saturday

Night Takeaway

8.15pm

Liar Liar

10.00pm

Ibiza Weekender

11.00pm

Family Guy

11.30pm Bordertown Family Guy

12.30am

Family Guy

12.55am

American Dad!

1.25am

American Dad!

Choice

12.00am

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Gold Rush 9.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00am Gold Rush 11.00am Gold Rush 12.00pm Gold Rush 1.00pm Gold Rush 2.00pm Gold Rush 3.00pm Gold Rush 4.00pm Gold Rush 5.30pm Gold Rush: The Dirt 6.00pm Mythbusters 7.00pm How It’s Made 7.30pm How It’s Made 8.00pm Churchill’s Toyshop 9.00pm Secret Space Escapes 10.00pm Jesus Code 11.00pm Kings of the Wild 12.00am Gold Rush 1.00am Secret Space Escapes 2.00am Jesus Code 3.00am Kings of the Wild 4.00am Secret Space Escapes

TCM

ITV

Channel 4

Itv4

Dave

Pick

Itv3

BBC 4

7.05am 7.30am 8.15am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm face 5.00pm 6.00pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 10.35pm 11.00pm 12.00am

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 7.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am 7.35am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.30am 8.15am Double Trouble 12.00pm 10.00am Tarzan and The Trappers 11.20am Tarzan’s New York Adventure 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 12.45pm The Naked Spur 2.00pm 2.30pm Colt .45 2.30pm 4.00pm Canyon River 3.00pm 5.35pm The Law and Jake Wade 3.30pm 7.15pm The Man Behind the Gun 4.00pm 8.50pm White Heat 4.30pm 11.00pm Rome 5.00pm 12.10am Matchstick Men 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 12.00pm Five Children and It 9.00pm 2.00pm The Golden Compass 10.00pm 4.10pm Catch That Kid 11.00pm 5.55pm 10 Things I Hate About You 12.00am 7.50pm G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 12.30am 10.00pm Non-Stop 1.00am 12.05am Hanna 2.00am

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BBC2

7.00am This is BBC Two 9.30am Bear Grylls Survival School 7.10am How I Met Your Mother 10.05am The Tom and Jerry Show 7.35am How I Met Your Mother 7.15am An Island Parish 10.25am ITV News 8.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 7.45am An Island Parish 10.30am Murder, She Wrote 8.25am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.15am This Farming Life 8.50am Frasier 11.25am Murder, She Wrote 9.15am Gardeners’ World 12.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 9.15am Frasier 1.25pm ITV News and Weather 9.45am Countryfile 9.40am Frasier 1.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.45am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.10am The Big Bang Theory 2.40pm River Monsters 12.15pm The Best Dishes Ever 3.40pm Big Star’s Little Star 10.35am The Big Bang Theory 12.45pm The Best Dishes Ever 4.40pm Off Their Rockers 11.00am The Big Bang Theory 5.10pm Octopussy 1.15pm MOTD2 Extra 11.30am Sunday Brunch 7.35pm ITV News London 2.30pm Formula 1 2.00pm Homes Under the Hammer 7.45pm ITV News and Weather 5.00pm Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 3.00pm Heir Hunters 8.00pm Beowulf: Return to the 7.00pm Heston’s Dinner in Space 4.00pm Athletics Shieldlands 8.30pm Channel 4 News 9.00pm The Story of Cats 6.00pm Flog It! 9.00pm Great Canal Journeys 6.30pm The Secret History of My Family 10.00pm Doctor Thorne 10.00pm Indian Summers 7.30pm Perry and Croft: Made in Britain 11.00pm Gogglebox 8.00pm Gareth Malone’s Great Choir Re12.00am The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes union 2.00am Embarrassing Bodies 7.25am Ax Men 9.00pm World’s Weirdest Events 2.50am Come Dine with Me 8.10am Ax Men 3.20am Come Dine with Me 10.00pm Tribes, Predators and Me 9.00am Ax Men 3.50am Come Dine with Me 11.00pm Thirteen 10.00am The Sweeney 4.15am Come Dine with Me 11.00am The Sweeney 4.45am Come Dine with Me 12.00pm Pawn Stars 12.30pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Pawn Stars 8.10am Extreme Fishing with 1.30pm Pawn Stars Robson Green 1.55pm The Appaloosa 9.00am Motorway Cops 7.00am Motorway Patrol 2.55pm FYI Daily 10.00am Motorway Cops 7.30am Motorway Patrol 11.00am Storage Hunters UK 4.00pm Table Tennis 8.00am Motorway Patrol 11.30am Storage Hunters UK 7.00pm Storage Wars 8.30am Motorway Patrol 12.00pm Storage Hunters UK 7.30pm Storage Wars 9.00am Chopper Squad 12.30pm Storage Hunters UK 8.00pm The Classic Car Show 9.30am Chopper Squad 1.00pm Ice Road Truckers 9.00pm Rugby Highlights 10.00am It’s Me or the Dog 2.00pm Ice Road Truckers 10.00pm U.S. Marshals 3.00pm Blackadder the Third 10.30am It’s Me or the Dog 11.00pm FYI Daily 11.00am It’s Me or the Dog 12.40am Child’s Play 3 11.30am It’s Me or the Dog 1.40am FYI Daily 12.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 2.30am Ax Men 12.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 7.00am On the Buses 3.15am Hogan’s Heroes 1.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 7.25am A Touch of Frost 2.00pm Animal Cops: South Africa 9.15am Heartbeat 3.00pm Monkey Business 10.20am Heartbeat 11.20am A Touch of Frost 3.30pm Monkey Business 1.35pm Sparkling Cyanide 4.00pm Monkey Business 8.00pm John Williams at the BBC 3.40pm Inspector Morse 4.30pm Monkey Business 9.00pm Pappano’s Classical Voices 5.55pm Midsomer Murders Monkey Business 10.00pm Darcey Bussell Dances Hollywood 5.00pm 7.55pm Midsomer Murders 5.30pm Monkey Business 11.30pm I’m So Excited! 10.00pm Carry On Forever Monkey Business 11.00pm Wycliffe 12.55am Len Goodman’s Dance Band Days 6.00pm Monkey Business 12.05am Private Benjamin 1.55am The Bee Gees at the BBC... And Be- 6.30pm 2.25am A Touch of Frost 7.00pm Monkey Business yond 4.05am May the Best House Win 7.30pm Monkey Business 2.55am The Joy of the Bee Gees 4.55am May the Best House Win 8.00pm Meerkat Manor 3.55am The Story of British Pathe 5.50am On the Buses 8.30pm Meerkat Manor 6.15am Judge Judy 9.00pm Criminal Minds 6.35am ITV3 Nightscreen 10.00pm The Force: Manchester

Yesterday

Sky Sports 1

8.30am Sporting Triumphs The Beauty of Maps Antiques Roadshow 8.45am Sporting Triumphs Diamond Decades 9.00am Sporting Triumphs Planet Earth 9.15am Sporting Triumphs The Life of Mammals 9.30am Sporting Triumphs Ocean Giants Ocean Giants 9.45am Sporting Triumphs Ocean Giants 10.00am The Sunday Supplement Human Planet 11.30am Goals on Sunday Human Planet Live Ford Super Sunday Killer Whales - Beneath the Sur- 1.30pm 4.30pm Live Ford Super Sunday Ocean Giants 7.55pm Sky Sports Originals Ocean Giants 8.25pm Football Ocean Giants 10.30pm Ronaldo: Real Madrid’s Greatest Planet Earth The Life of Mammals 11.00pm Ford Football Special Great British Railway Journeys 12.30am Sky Sports Originals Great British Railway Journeys 1.00am Football League Goals Monsoon Railway Ford Football Special Great British Railway Journeys 2.00am 3.30am The Sunday Supplement 5.00am Ford Football Special 6.30am Premier League 100 Club Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars 7.00am The Hour of Power Pawn Stars 8.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue Pawn Stars 8.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue Pawn Stars 9.00am Monkey Life Pawn Stars 9.30am Monkey Life Pawn Stars 10.00am Monkey Life Pawn Stars 10.30am Monkey Life Pawn Stars 11.00am The Flash Pawn Stars 12.00pm WWE Raw Pawn Stars 1.00pm Futurama Pawn Stars 1.30pm Futurama Storage Wars Miami 2.00pm Futurama Pawn Stars 2.30pm Futurama Pawn Stars Australia 3.00pm Futurama Ax Men 3.30pm Futurama American Restoration 4.00pm Modern Family American Restoration 4.30pm Modern Family Ancient Aliens 5.00pm Modern Family Billion Dollar Wreck 5.30pm Modern Family Black Sails 6.00pm The Simpsons Pawn Stars 6.30pm The Muppets Pawn Stars Australia 7.00pm Modern Family Ancient Aliens 7.30pm The Simpsons Storage Wars Miami 8.00pm Dogs Might Fly

5USA

7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am My Name is Earl 10.30am Cedar Cove 11.30am Castle 12.30pm Castle 1.25pm Columbo 3.25pm Columbo: Murder by the Book 5.00pm Columbo 7.00pm NCIS 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm CSI: NY 11.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am CSI: Miami 1.00am CSI: NY 1.55am CSI: NY

9.55am 10.25am 10.55am 11.25am 11.55am 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.35pm 2.35pm 3.40pm 4.10pm 4.45pm 5.15pm 5.45pm 6.20pm 6.50pm 7.25pm

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River Cottage Bites Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Discovering Britain Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me

Sky Sports 3

7.00am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 8.00am Time of Our Lives 9.00am Sporting Heroes CWC Classics 10.00am Sporting Rivalries 10.30am Sporting Greats ICC World T20 Highlights 11.00am Tennis:Indian Wells Masters 1000 ICC World T20 Highlights 11.55am Football Live T20 Cricket World 2.00pm Major League Soccer Cup:Sav TBA 3.55pm Football Live ICC T20 Cricket World Cup 6.00pm Football ICC World T20 Highlights 8.25pm Football League Goals ICC World T20 Highlights Goals on Sunday Live Tennis: Indian Wells Masters 9.25pm 10.25pm Football Sporting Heroes 10.40pm Eredivisie Sporting Greats 12.40am Football ICC World T20 Highlights ICC World T20 Highlights CWC Classics ICC World T20 Highlights 7.00am Hyundai A-League ICC World T20 Highlights 9.00am UEFA Champions League CWC Classics Magazine 9.30am FIM Superenduro World Championship 10.00am Barclays Premier League 11.30am Football Tonight 12.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 12.30pm UEFA Champions League Magazine 1.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.30pm World Match Racing Tour ‘Allo, ‘Allo! Highlights ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells One Foot in the Grave 9.00pm NBA One Foot in the Grave 11.30pm Football Tonight One Foot in the Grave 12.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits One Foot in the Grave 12.30am Ladbrokes Premiership One Foot in the Grave 1.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby One Foot in the Grave ‘Allo, ‘Allo! ‘Allo, ‘Allo! ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 7.00am Sport in Focus I’m No Angel 7.15am The Clare Balding Show One Foot in the Grave 8.15am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits One Foot in the Grave 8.45am FIH Hockey World One Foot in the Grave 9.15am World Match Racing Tour The Tommy Cooper Hour Highlights The Interviews 9.45am Test Match Bowls The Royle Family 10.45am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells I’m Alan Partridge 12.45pm Ladbrokes Premiership The Office 3.45pm MotoGP The Thick of It 5.15pm MotoGP The Armando Iannucci Shows 6.45pm MotoGP Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 8.00pm Motogp Chequered Flag 9.00pm French Ligue 1 The Trip 11.00pm Vanarama National League HighThe League of Gentlemen

Sky Sports 2

7.00am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 2.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 11.30pm 12.30am 1.00am 2.00am 3.00am 4.00am 5.00am 6.00am

History

Sky1

Channel 5

10.55am The Fairly Odd Parents 11.30am The Championship 12.30pm Goal Rush 1.00pm Chinese Food in Minutes 1.15pm Madeline 3.00pm Justin and the Knights of Valour 5.00pm A Cinderella Story 7.00pm Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 8.00pm Now That’s Funny! 8.55pm 5 News Weekend 9.00pm Penn and Teller: Fool Us in Vegas

8.00am 8.40am 9.25am 10.05am 10.45am 11.25am 12.00pm 12.40pm 1.25pm 2.15pm 3.05pm 4.05pm 6.00pm 6.45pm 7.30pm 8.10pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 10.40pm 11.20pm 12.00am 12.40am 1.10am 1.50am 2.30am

BT Sport 1

GOLD

BT Sport 2


Monday 21st March BBC1

BBC2

ITV

Channel 4

Itv2

Itv4

Dave

Pick

Itv3

BBC 4

Discovery

Yesterday

Sky Sports 1

7.00am Football Gold 7.05am The Re-Inventors 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Genius of Britain 7.30am Football Gold 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 8.00am WWE Raw 10.00am Time Team Goals on Sunday 11.00am Great British Railway Journeys 9.00am 11.30am Great British Railway Journeys 10.00am Ford Football Special 12.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 11.30am Football League Goals 12.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 12.30pm Football Gold 12.45pm Football Gold 1.00pm Time Team Football Gold 2.00pm Hidden Killers of the Edwardian 1.00pm 1.15pm Football Gold Home 1.30pm Football League Goals 3.00pm Monsoon Railway 2.30pm Goals on Sunday 4.00pm Coast 3.30pm Football League Goals 5.00pm Time Team 4.30pm Game Changers 6.00pm Hitler’s Soft Underbelly 5.00pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 5.30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 8.00pm Coast 6.30pm Football League Goals 9.00pm Queen Victoria’s Children 7.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 10.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 8.30pm Live Netball Superleague 11.00pm Yes, Prime Minister 10.30pm SPFL Round Up 11.00pm Football League Goals 12.00am Barclays Premier League Review 1.00am SPFL Round Up 9.00am Pawn Stars 1.30am Football League Goals 9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 10.30am Pawn Stars Australia 7.45am Kung Fu 11.00am American Pickers 8.50am The Man Behind the Gun 12.00pm Storage Wars 9.30am Sunrise 10.30am The Law and Jake Wade 12.30pm Storage Wars 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 12.15pm Canyon River 1.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 1.50pm Gunsmoke 1.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.00pm Pawn Stars 2.55pm Kung Fu 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm Escape from Fort Bravo 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 5.55pm The Sheepman 3.30pm Pawn Stars Australia 4.00pm The Holidaymakers 7.35pm Blue Blood 4.00pm Shipping Wars 5.00pm Futurama 9.00pm Longmire 4.30pm Shipping Wars 5.30pm Futurama 10.00pm Matchstick Men 5.00pm Storage Wars 6.00pm The Simpsons 12.15am Buffalo Soldiers 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.30pm Futurama 2.15am Heaven with a Gun 6.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm Futurama 6.30pm Pawn Stars 7.30pm The Simpsons 7.00pm American Pickers 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.00pm Storage Wars 8.30pm The Simpsons 8.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Death Drums along the River 9.00pm The Muppets 9.00pm Pawn Stars 9.30pm Modern Family 1.45pm The Bridges of Toko-Ri Pawn Stars 10.00pm An Idiot Abroad 3.50pm Butch Cassidy and the Sundance 9.30pm 10.00pm Pawn Stars 11.00pm Football’s Funniest Moments Kid 10.30pm Pawn Stars 12.00am Limitless 6.00pm The Mark of Zorro 11.00pm American Pickers 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.50pm Night at the Museum 2: 12.00am Pawn Stars Australia 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 Battle of the Smithsonian 12.30am Storage Wars 3.00am Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Secret Space Escapes 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Overhaulin’ 10.00pm Misfit Garage 11.00pm Bitchin’ Rides 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Misfit Garage 2.00am Bitchin’ Rides 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am Misfit Garage

TCM

Film4

History

Sky1

Sky Sports 2

7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 9.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 10.30am Cricket Classic 10.45am Cricket 2.30pm Cricket 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 8.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 9.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 10.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 11.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 12.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 1.00am Cricket’s Greatest 1.30am Cricket’s Greatest 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 3.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 4.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 5.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 6.00am ICC World T20 Highlights

GOLD

8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30am Sorry! 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Ever Decreasing Circles 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm Dinnerladies 1.40pm Open All Hours 2.15pm One Foot in the Grave 3.00pm One Foot in the Grave 3.40pm As Time Goes By 4.20pm To the Manor Born 5.00pm Sorry! 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.00pm My Family 7.40pm Dinnerladies 8.20pm Open All Hours 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 10.20pm Only Fools and Horses 11.00pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 11.40pm Outnumbered

Channel 5

10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The Fail Army 12.40pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.45pm Home and Away 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS: New Orleans 4.15pm The Boy Next Door 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm Weather Terror 9.00pm Police Interceptors 10.00pm The Tube: Going Underground 11.00pm Gotham 11.55pm Person of Interest

5USA

7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Cedar Cove 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: NY 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.10pm Fatal Acquittal 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm NCIS 11.00pm NCIS 12.00am NCIS

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9.55am 10.35am 11.05am 12.10pm 12.45pm 1.15pm 1.50pm 2.25pm 2.55pm 3.25pm 4.00pm 4.35pm 5.05pm 5.40pm 6.45pm 7.50pm 8.55pm 10.00pm

Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Food Unwrapped Come Dine with Me Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun A Place in the Sun The Supervet Grand Designs Vet on the Hill

7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.15pm 3.30pm

Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Sporting Greats Sporting Rivalries Tennis:Indian Wells Masters Final Racing News Top 14 Rugby Highlights Time of Our Lives Sporting Heroes Super League Gold Super League Gold Super League Gold

Sky Sports 3

Choice

7.00am Heir Hunters 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.20am How I Met Your Mother 7.45am Show Me the Monet 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am The Goldbergs 8.30am Caught Red Handed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am The Goldbergs 9.00am Emergency Rescue Down Under 11.30am This Morning 8.35am The Goldbergs 9.30am Gardeners’ World 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 3.00pm Judge Rinder 10.00am Frasier 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.35am Frasier 2.00pm Coast 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 2.20pm Athletics 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Shipping Wars 3.20pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 7.00pm ITV News London 12.30pm Shipping Wars 4.15pm Britain’s Lost Routes with 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary Griff Rhys Jones 8.00pm Emmerdale 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.15pm The Best Dishes Ever 8.30pm Coronation Street 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.45pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.00pm Further Tales from Northumber- 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 6.15pm Antiques Road Trip land with Robson Green 4.10pm Countdown 7.00pm Eggheads 9.30pm Coronation Street 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 7.30pm Too Much TV 10.00pm Davina Mccall: Life at the Extreme 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 8.00pm This Farming Life 7.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm University Challenge 7.30pm Hollyoaks 9.30pm An Island Parish 8.00pm Channel 4 News 10.00pm The People v OJ Simpson: 9.00pm Dispatches 7.00am Movies Now American Crime Story 9.30pm The Food Chain 7.10am Hogan’s Heroes 10.50pm QI XL 10.00pm Royal Navy School 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 11.30pm Newsnight 11.00pm Fresh Meat 8.00am The Chase 12.15am Kipling’s Indian Adventure 11.50pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 8.50am The Professionals 12.50am 24 Hours in A and E 9.50am The Sweeney 1.50am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10.50am Ax Men 11.50am The Chase 12.50pm The Professionals 8.00am Rocket City Rednecks 1.55pm Storage Wars 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 2.25pm Pawn Stars 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 2.55pm The Car Chasers 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am Top Gear 3.25pm The Car Chasers 8.00am Most Haunted 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Top Gear 3.55pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 9.00am Emmerdale 4.30pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.30pm Storage Hunters UK 9.30am Coronation Street 5.00pm The Sweeney 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 10.00am Coronation Street 6.00pm The Professionals 11.00am Sanctuary 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 10.35am Catchphrase 7.00pm Storage Wars Texas 3.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 11.15am Dinner Date 7.30pm Storage Wars Texas 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 12.15pm Royal Pains 8.00pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 1.10pm Emmerdale 8.30pm Pawn Stars 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 1.45pm Coronation Street 9.00pm Motogp Highlights 3.00pm Highway Patrol 7.00am Movies Now 2.15pm Coronation Street 10.00pm Coogan’s Bluff 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 7.10am Doctor in the House 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 7.35am Heartbeat 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 8.35am Where the Heart is 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 9.40am The Royal 6.00pm Cold Case 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.40am Judge Judy 7.00pm Without a Trace 8.00pm World News Today 6.50pm Take Me Out 11.05am Judge Judy 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 8.30pm Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s 8.00pm Funniest Ever You’ve Been 11.30am Judge Judy 9.00pm Sanctuary Holiest Places 12.00pm Noah’s Ark Framed! 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00pm Digging for Britain 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.10pm Heartbeat 10.00pm The Art of Scandinavia 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 12.00am Without a Trace 3.10pm The Royal 11.00pm Horizon 10.00pm Family Guy 4.15pm Where the Heart is 12.00am Darcey Bussell Dances Hollywood 1.00am Supernatural 10.30pm Bordertown 5.20pm Doctor in the House 2.00am Most Daring 1.30am Sappho: Love and Life on 11.00pm Family Guy 5.55pm In Loving Memory Lesbos with Margaret Mountford 3.00am Sexcetera 6.25pm On the Buses 11.30pm American Dad! 4.00am Cold Case 2.30am Alexander Armstrong’s Real 6.55pm Heartbeat 12.00am American Dad! 5.00am Most Haunted Ripping Yarns 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 12.30am The Cleveland Show 6.00am Highway Cops 9.00pm Lewis 3.30am The Art of Scandinavia 12.55am The Cleveland Show 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Call the Council 12.45pm Caught Red Handed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Think Tank 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm Fake Britain 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm Panorama 10.00pm New Tricks 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Cuckoo 12.15am Have I Got Old News for You 12.45am Live at the Apollo 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News

BT Sport 1

7.00am Vanarama National League Highlights 7.30am Barclays Premier League Review 8.30am Barclays Premier League 10.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 11.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.30pm European Football Show Highlights 4.30pm Football Tonight 5.00pm French Ligue 1 Review 6.00pm NBA 6.30pm Bundesliga 7.30pm Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 8.00pm Vanarama National League Highlights 8.30pm UEFA Champions League Magazine 9.00pm Rugby Tonight 10.30pm BT Sport Films

BT Sport 2

7.00am MotoGP 8.00am MotoGP 9.00am MotoGP 10.00am Motogp Chequered Flag 11.00am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 1.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 2.00pm NBA 4.00pm Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine 4.30pm MotoGP 5.30pm Motogp Chequered Flag 6.30pm Formula e - Sound of the Future 7.00pm Paulistao 8.30pm Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine

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Tuesday 22nd March BBC1

BBC2

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.00am Show Me the Monet 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 7.45am Talking Pictures 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am The Goldbergs Cowboy Builders 8.30am Caught Red Handed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am The Goldbergs 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.00am Emergency Rescue Down Under 11.30am This Morning 8.35am The Goldbergs 1.15pm The Nightmare Neighbour 9.30am Great British Railway Journeys 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond Next Door 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 3.00pm Judge Rinder 10.00am Frasier 2.45pm Neighbours 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.30am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 2.00pm Coast 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 4.15pm The Wrong Woman 2.05pm The Super League Show 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Shipping Wars 6.00pm 5 News at 5 2.50pm Portillo’s State Secrets 7.00pm ITV News London 12.30pm Shipping Wars 6.30pm Neighbours 3.20pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.00pm Home and Away 4.15pm Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 8.00pm Emmerdale 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 5.15pm The Best Dishes Ever 8.30pm The Inspectors are Coming 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.00pm Police Interceptors 5.45pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.00pm It’s Not Rocket Science 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 9.00pm Britain’s Horror Homes 6.15pm Antiques Road Trip 10.00pm Speeding Wars 4.10pm Countdown 10.00pm Benefits by the Sea: Jaywick 7.00pm Eggheads 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 11.00pm The Best of Bad TV 7.30pm Too Much TV 11.40pm Saudi Arabia Uncovered - Expo- 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 8.00pm This Farming Life 7.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Mary Berry’s Easter Feast 7.30pm Hollyoaks 10.00pm Inside Obama’s White House 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.00am Teleshopping 11.00pm Scrappers 9.00pm Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 10.00am Cedar Cove 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 11.30pm Newsnight 10.00pm One Born Every Minute 11.00am Person of Interest 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 12.15am Horizon 11.00pm First Dates 12.00pm Person of Interest 8.05am The Chase 1.15am Back in Time for the Weekend 12.05am Million Pound Jewellers 1.00pm CSI: NY 9.05am The Professionals 2.15am Cats v Dogs: Which is Best? 1.10am Poker Stars and Monte-Carlo Casi- 2.00pm NCIS no Ept Grand Final 3.00pm Access 10.05am The Sweeney 3.10pm Adopting Terror 2.05am KOTV Boxing Weekly 11.10am Ax Men 5.00pm NCIS 12.10pm The Chase 6.00pm CSI: NY 8.00am Rocket City Rednecks 7.00pm CSI: Miami 1.15pm Pawn Stars 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 8.00pm NCIS 1.45pm Snooker 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 6.15pm Storage Wars 10.00pm Law and Order: Special 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am Top Gear 8.00am Most Haunted Victims Unit 6.40pm Motogp Highlights 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Top Gear 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 7.45pm Snooker 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.30pm Storage Hunters UK 9.30am Coronation Street 12.15am Tin Cup 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 10.00am Coronation Street 11.00am Sanctuary 1.15am FYI Daily 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 10.35am Catchphrase 3.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 2.55am The Sweeney 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.15am Dinner Date 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 3.55am ITV4 Nightscreen 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.05am Come Dine with Me 1.10pm Emmerdale 4.00am Teleshopping 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.10pm Four in a Bed 1.45pm Coronation Street 3.00pm Highway Patrol 12.45pm Four in a Bed 7.00am Movies Now 2.15pm Coronation Street 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 1.15pm Four in a Bed 7.10am Doctor in the House 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show Line 1.50pm Four in a Bed 7.35am Heartbeat 3.40pm Judge Rinder 2.25pm Four in a Bed 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.35am Where the Heart is 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 9.40am The Royal 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 10.40am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 8.00pm World News Today 6.50pm Take Me Out 11.05am Judge Judy 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain’s Ho8.00pm Ultimate You’ve Been Framed! 11.30am Judge Judy 4.35pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace liest Places 12.00pm Noah’s Ark 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 5.05pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 9.00pm The Return of Flying Scotsman 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 9.00pm Sanctuary 2.05pm Heartbeat 9.30pm The Brecon Beacons with Iolo Wil6.45pm A Place in the Sun 10.00pm Quantum of Solace 10.00pm A Haunting 3.05pm The Royal liams 7.50pm The Supervet 12.10am Family Guy 4.05pm Where the Heart is 11.00pm South of Hell 10.00pm The Beginning and End of the Uni8.55pm Grand Designs 12.40am Family Guy 5.20pm Doctor in the House 12.00am Without a Trace 10.00pm Selling Houses with Amanda verse 1.10am American Dad! 5.50pm In Loving Memory 1.00am Supernatural 11.00pm Louis Theroux 6.20pm On the Buses 1.35am American Dad! 2.00am Most Daring 12.00am Indian Hill Railways 6.55pm Heartbeat 2.00am Two and a Half Men 3.00am Sexcetera 1.00am The Story of British Pathe 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 2.30am Ibiza Weekender 4.00am A Haunting 9.00pm Midsomer Murders 3.20am Teleshopping 7.45am Darts Gold 8.00am Time of Our Lives 9.00am Darts Gold 9.15am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 9.30am Darts Gold 7.00am Football Gold 7.00am How It’s Made 7.05am The Re-Inventors 9.45am Darts Gold 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am How It’s Made 7.30am Genius of Britain 10.00am Sporting Rivalries 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Football Gold 8.00am Mythbusters 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 10.30am Super League Fulltime 8.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Railroad Alaska 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 11.00am Darts Gold 9.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 10.00am Time Team 11.15am Darts Gold 10.30am Cricket 9.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Hitler’s Soft Underbelly 11.30am Darts Gold 10.00am Barclays Premier League Review 2.30pm Cricket 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 11.45am Darts Gold 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 11.00am BPL Legends 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Time Team 12.00pm Racing News 8.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 11.30am BPL Legends 2.00pm Misfit Garage 2.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 12.30pm Sporting Rivalries 9.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 12.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 3.00pm Queen Victoria’s Children 1.00pm Time of Our Lives 10.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 1.00pm Premier League 100 Club 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Coast 2.00pm Super League Fulltime 11.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 1.30pm SPFL Round Up 5.00pm Gold Divers 5.00pm Time Team 12.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 2.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 6.00pm Auction Hunters 6.00pm Hitler’s Soft Underbelly 1.00am Cricket’s Greatest 3.00pm The Premier League Years 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory Cricket’s Greatest 5.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 1.30am 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Coast 7.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 6.00pm Super League Fulltime 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 7.30am Hyundai A-League Highlights 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 6.30pm Premier League 100 Club 9.00pm Alaskan Bush People 10.00pm Impossible Engineering 3.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 8.00am Game of the Week 7.00pm Premier League 10.00pm Gold Rush: Legends 11.00pm Blackadder II ICC World T20 Highlights 8.30am European Football Show High7.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 4.00am 11.00pm Deadliest Job Interview 11.40pm Yes, Minister 5.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 8.30pm MLS Goals Round Up 12.00am Naked and Afraid 12.20am Steptoe and Son lights ICC World T20 Highlights 9.00pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 6.00am 1.00am Gold Rush: Legends 1.00am WWII: Countdown to Victory 10.30am Barclays Premier League Review 9.30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 2.00am Deadliest Job Interview 11.30am Football Tonight 10.30pm SPFL Round Up 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 12.00pm MotoGP 11.00pm La Liga World 2015 1.00pm MotoGP 11.30pm Barcelona’s 3 Kings 9.00am Pawn Stars 2.00pm MotoGP 12.00am The Premier League Years 9.30am Pawn Stars 3.00pm Motogp Chequered Flag 10.00am Pawn Stars 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 4.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 10.30am Pawn Stars 8.30am Sorry! 7.25am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am American Pickers 4.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 9.00am As Time Goes By 8.00am Kung Fu 12.00pm Storage Wars 9.30am Sunrise 9.40am To the Manor Born 5.30pm World Match Racing Tour High 9.00am Kung Fu 12.30pm Storage Wars 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine lights 10.05am The Sheepman 1.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Outnumbered 6.00pm French Ligue 1 Review 11.50am Escape from Fort Bravo 1.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 12.50pm Outnumbered 7.00pm Bundesliga 2.00pm Pawn Stars 1.50pm Gunsmoke 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.30pm Only Fools and Horses 2.30pm Pawn Stars 2.55pm Kung Fu 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.10pm Only Fools and Horses 3.00pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm Fort Worth 2.50pm Only Fools and Horses 3.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm All Aboard: East Coast Trains 5.35pm Gunman’s Walk 3.30pm As Time Goes By 4.00pm Shipping Wars 5.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Naked Hills 7.00am FIM Superenduro World Champi4.10pm To the Manor Born 4.30pm Shipping Wars 5.30pm Futurama 9.00pm Longmire onship 4.50pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.00pm Storage Wars 6.00pm The Simpsons 10.00pm Rio Lobo 7.30am Global Goals 6.30pm Creature Comforts 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.30pm Futurama 12.15am Ransom 8.00am Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 7.00pm The Best of Tommy Cooper 6.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm Futurama 8.30am UEFA Champions League Maga6.30pm Pawn Stars 7.30pm Police Squad 7.30pm The Simpsons zine 7.00pm American Pickers 8.00pm The Interviews 8.00pm The Simpsons 9.00am Football Tonight 8.00pm Storage Wars 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.30am Rugby Tonight 8.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Millions Like Us 9.00pm The Flash 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 11.00am Toyota AFL Highlights Show 9.00pm Pawn Stars 10.00pm Ross Kemp’s Britain 2.05pm River of No Return 10.20pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 12.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 9.30pm Pawn Stars 11.00pm Childhood’s End 3.55pm Above Us the Waves 11.00pm The Royle Family 1.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 10.00pm Storage Wars Miami 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 6.00pm The Violent Men 12.20am Early Doors 1.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 10.30pm Storage Wars Miami 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.55pm The Day the Earth Stood Still 1.00am Cheers 2.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 11.00pm Black Sails 3.00am Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men 10.00pm Fast and Furious 6 2.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 1.30am Shooting Stars 12.00am Storage Wars 4.00am Stargate SG-1 3.00pm NBA 12.35am The Two Faces of January 2.10am Absolutely Fabulous 12.30am Storage Wars 5.00am Stargate SG-1 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Call the Council 12.45pm Caught Red Handed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Think Tank 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm Holby City 10.00pm The A Word 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm The Battle for Christianity 12.45am Shop Well for Less 1.45am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.50am BBC News

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7.00am Football Gold 7.05am The Re-Inventors Football Gold 7.30am Munich Air Disaster: Harry 7.15am 7.30am Football Gold Gregg’s Story 7.45am Football Gold 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 8.00am WWE Experience 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 9.00am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 10.00am Time Team 9.30am Premier League 100 Club 11.00am Hitler’s Soft Underbelly 10.00am Football Gold 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 10.15am Football Gold 1.00pm Time Team 10.30am Football Gold 2.00pm Impossible Engineering 10.45am Football Gold 3.00pm Ancient Black Ops 11.00am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 4.00pm Coast 11.30am Premier League 100 Club 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Narrow Escapes of World War II 12.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 1.00pm La Liga World 2015 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 8.00pm Coast 2.00pm Sporting Triumphs 9.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 2.15pm Sporting Triumphs 10.00pm Mummies Alive 2.30pm Sporting Triumphs 11.00pm Steptoe and Son 2.45pm Sporting Triumphs 11.40pm Yes, Minister 3.00pm La Liga World 2015 12.20am Open All Hours 3.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 4.00pm Live Tennis 2.30am Sporting Greats 3.00am Sporting Greats 9.00am Pawn Stars 3.30am Sporting Rivalries 9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 10.30am Pawn Stars 7.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am American Pickers 7.35am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 12.00pm Storage Wars .30am Sunrise 8.10am Kung Fu 12.30pm Storage Wars 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 9.15am Kung Fu 1.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 10.20am Gunman’s Walk 1.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.00pm Pawn Stars 12.15pm Fort Worth 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.30pm Pawn Stars 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.55pm Kung Fu 3.30pm Pawn Stars 4.00pm All Aboard: East Coast Trains 4.00pm Fort Osage 4.00pm Shipping Wars 5.00pm Futurama 5.25pm The Bounty Hunter 4.30pm Shipping Wars 5.30pm Futurama 7.00pm The Maltese Falcon 5.00pm Storage Wars 6.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Longmire 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.30pm Futurama 10.00pm Ransom 6.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm Futurama 6.30pm Pawn Stars 7.30pm The Simpsons 7.00pm American Pickers 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.00pm Storage Wars 8.30pm The Simpsons 8.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Doctor at Large 9.00pm Arrow 9.00pm Pawn Stars 10.00pm Limitless 2.05pm The Rare Breed 9.30pm Pawn Stars 11.00pm Ascension 4.00pm Oh! What a Lovely War 10.00pm Ax Men 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 6.50pm Australia 11.00pm Billion Dollar Wreck 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm Red 2 12.00am Storage Wars 3.00am Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men 12.15am Catch Me Daddy 12.30am Storage Wars 4.00am Stargate SG-1 2.25am Rising Sun 1.00am Ax Men 5.00am Stargate SG-1

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Railroad Alaska 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers 6.00pm Auction Hunters 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 10.00pm Mythbusters 11.00pm Moonshiners 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Mythbusters 2.00am Moonshiners

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7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 9.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 10.00am Cricket 2.30pm Cricket 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 8.00pm ICC World T20 - Live Verdict 9.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 10.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 11.00pm ICC World T20 - Live Verdict 12.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 1.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 2.00am ICC World T20 - Live Verdict 3.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 4.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 5.00am ICC World T20 - Live Verdict 6.00am ICC World T20 Highlights

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10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The Cowboy Builders 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS: Los Angeles 4.15pm Mystery Girl 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 9.00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 10.00pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords

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7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Cedar Cove 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: NY 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.05pm Burden of Evil 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Chicago Fire 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

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7.00am Show Me the Monet 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 7.45am Talking Pictures 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am The Goldbergs 8.30am Caught Red Handed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am The Goldbergs 9.00am Emergency Rescue Down Under 11.30am This Morning 8.35am The Goldbergs 9.30am Great British Menu 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 3.00pm Judge Rinder 10.00am Frasier 12.30pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.30am Frasier 2.00pm Coast 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.00am Car S.O.S 2.10pm Lifeline 6.00pm The Chase 12.00pm Shipping Wars 2.20pm The Chef’s Protege 7.00pm ITV News London 12.30pm Shipping Wars 2.50pm Portillo’s State Secrets 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 3.20pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 8.00pm Emmerdale 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 4.15pm Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 8.30pm Coronation Street 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.15pm The Best Dishes Ever 9.00pm Big Star’s Little Star 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 5.45pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 10.00pm Grantchester 4.10pm Countdown 6.15pm Antiques Road Trip 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 7.00pm Eggheads 11.45pm Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7.30pm Too Much TV 7.00pm The Simpsons 8.00pm This Farming Life 7.30pm Hollyoaks 9.00pm Horizon 8.00pm Channel 4 News 10.00pm Employable Me 9.00pm The Supervet 7.00am Movies Now 11.00pm Live From the BBC 10.00pm 24 Hours in A and E 7.10am Hogan’s Heroes 11.30pm Newsnight 11.00pm Raised by Wolves 7.40am Hogan’s Heroes 12.15am Inside Obama’s White House 11.35pm Gogglebox The Chase 1.15am Land of Hope and Glory - British 8.10am 12.35am Plus Sized Wars 1.35am Live From Abbey Road Classics 9.10am The Professionals 2.05am The Secret Millionaire 10.10am The Sweeney 11.10am Ax Men 8.00am Rocket City Rednecks 12.10pm The Chase 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 1.15pm Pawn Stars 9.10am American Pickers 7.00am Sunrise 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 1.45pm Snooker 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am Top Gear 8.00am Most Haunted 6.15pm Storage Wars 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Top Gear 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 6.40pm The Professionals 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Storage Hunters UK 9.30am You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 1.30pm 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 10.35am Catchphrase 11.00am Sanctuary 12.15am Unleashed 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 11.15am Dinner Date 3.00pm American Pickers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 1.15am FYI Daily 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 2.20am The Sweeney 1.10pm Emmerdale 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 1.45pm You’ve Been Framed! 3.20am Hogan’s Heroes 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.00pm Highway Patrol 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 7.00am Movies Now 3.40pm Judge Rinder 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 7.10am Doctor in the House 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show Line 7.35am Heartbeat 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.35am Where the Heart is 6.50pm Take Me Out 9.40am The Royal 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 10.40am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 8.00pm World News Today 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 11.05am Judge Judy 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm Pagans and Pilgrims: 11.30am Judge Judy 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 7.00pm Without a Trace Britain’s Holiest Places 12.00pm Noah’s Ark 10.00pm That Awkward Moment 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 9.00pm Hidden Kingdoms 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 12.00am Family Guy 9.00pm Sanctuary 2.05pm Heartbeat 10.00pm Chef v Science: The 12.30am Family Guy 10.00pm Bones 3.10pm The Royal Ultimate Kitchen Challenge 1.00am American Dad! 4.10pm Where the Heart is 11.30pm Hurricanes and Heatwaves: The 11.00pm Criminal Minds 1.30am American Dad! 5.20pm Doctor in the House Highs and Lows of British Weather 12.00am Without a Trace 1.55am Two and a Half Men 5.55pm In Loving Memory 1.00am Supernatural 12.30am Hidden Kingdoms 6.20pm On the Buses 2.25am Scorpion 2.00am Most Daring 1.30am Time Shift 6.55pm Heartbeat 3.10am The Hot Desk 3.00am Sexcetera 2.30am Dreaming the Impossible: 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 3.20am Teleshopping 4.00am A Haunting 9.00pm Rosemary and Thyme Unbuilt Britain 6.50am ITV2 Nightscreen 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Call the Council 12.45pm Caught Red Handed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Think Tank 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 9.00pm MasterChef 10.00pm Inside Europe’s Terror Attacks 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm A Question of Sport 12.15am Would I Lie to You? 12.45am Wedding Daze 2.15am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.20am BBC News

BT Sport 1

7.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future 7.30am MotoGP 8.30am Motogp Chequered Flag 9.30am Game of the Week 10.00am Rugby Tonight 11.30am The Clare Balding Show 12.30pm Paulistao 2.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 4.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 4.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 5.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 6.00am Global Goals 6.30am Game of the Week

8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30am Sorry! 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am To the Manor Born 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm Dinnerladies 1.40pm Open All Hours 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 7.00am Bundesliga 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 8.00am Vanarama National League 3.40pm As Time Goes By Highlights 4.20pm To the Manor Born 8.30am Global Goals 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 9.00am Test Match Bowls 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 10.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 10.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 7.00pm My Family 11.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 7.40pm Dinnerladies 12.00pm ESPN Classic Boxing 8.20pm Open All Hours 12.30pm Paulistao 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 2.00pm NBA 11.00pm Barry Humphries 4.00pm NBA 12.00am Legends of Stand-Up and Bernard 4.30pm Hyundai A-League Highlights 5.00pm Barclays Premier League Righton 6.30pm Last Week, This Week 1.00am Cheers

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Thursday 24th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Heir Hunters 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Call the Council 12.45pm Caught Red Handed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Think Tank 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm The TV That Made Me 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm MasterChef 10.00pm DIY SOS The Big Build 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm The Autistic Me 12.45am This Week 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News

Itv2

Choice

7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10.35am Catchphrase 11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Royal Pains 1.10pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Coronation Street 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.40pm Judge Rinder 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm The Guide to You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Scorpion 11.00pm The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 11.30pm Family Guy 12.00am Family Guy 12.30am American Dad! 1.00am American Dad!

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Mythbusters 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Gold Divers: Under the Ice 6.00pm Auction Hunters 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00pm Alaskan Bush People 11.00pm Killing Fields 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Alaskan Bush People 2.00am Killing Fields 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier

TCM

7.40am Kung Fu 8.45am The Maltese Falcon 10.45am The Bounty Hunter 12.20pm Fort Osage 1.50pm Gunsmoke

2.55pm Kung Fu 4.00pm Carson City 5.40pm The Cowboy and the Lady 7.30pm The Extraordinary Seaman 9.00pm Longmire 10.00pm Outbreak 12.30am Passenger 57 2.05am Mimic 3: Sentinel

12.00pm 2.20pm 4.05pm 5.40pm 7.40pm 10.00pm 12.05am

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Film4

The Four Feathers The Black Swan The Tall T Sea of Sand Beautiful Creatures Rise of the Planet of the Apes Man on Fire

ITV

BBC2

7.00am Show Me the Monet 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.45am Talking Pictures 9.30am Lorraine 8.30am Caught Red Handed 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 9.00am The Great Interior Design 11.30am This Morning Challenge 1.30pm Loose Women 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 3.00pm Judge Rinder 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 2.00pm Coast 5.00pm Tipping Point 2.20pm The Chef’s Protege 6.00pm The Chase 2.50pm Portillo’s State Secrets 7.00pm ITV News London 3.20pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 7.30pm ITV Evening News 4.15pm Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 8.00pm Emmerdale 5.15pm The Best Dishes Ever 8.30pm Tonight 5.45pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.00pm Emmerdale 6.15pm Antiques Road Trip 9.30pm The Cruise 7.00pm Eggheads 10.00pm Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 7.30pm Too Much TV 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 8.00pm Big Dreams Small Spaces 9.00pm The Secret History of My Family 10.00pm Line of Duty 11.00pm Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 11.30pm Newsnight 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 12.15am The Women’s Football Show 8.05am The Chase 12.45am Employable Me The Professionals 1.45am The People v OJ Simpson: Ameri- 9.05am 10.10am The Sweeney 11.15am Ax Men 12.10pm The Chase 8.00am Rocket City Rednecks 1.15pm Storage Wars 8.25am Ice Road Truckers 1.45pm Snooker 9.10am American Pickers 10.00am American Pickers 6.15pm Storage Wars 11.00am Top Gear 6.40pm The Professionals 12.00pm Top Gear 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 7.45pm Snooker 1.30pm Storage Hunters UK 12.15am Magnum Force 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 1.15am FYI Daily 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 3.00pm American Pickers 2.45am The Sweeney 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 4.00am Teleshopping

Itv4

Dave

Itv3

7.00am Movies Now 7.10am Doctor in the House 7.35am Heartbeat 8.35am Where the Heart is 9.40am The Royal 10.40am Judge Judy 11.05am Judge Judy 11.30am Judge Judy 12.00pm Noah’s Ark 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 2.05pm Heartbeat 3.05pm The Royal 4.10pm Where the Heart is 5.15pm Doctor in the House 5.50pm In Loving Memory 6.20pm On the Buses 6.55pm Heartbeat 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Foyle’s War

Yesterday

7.00am The Re-Inventors 7.25am Nation on Film 7.50am Nation on Film 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Narrow Escapes of World War II 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Chemistry: A Volatile History 3.00pm Mummies Alive 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Narrow Escapes of World War II 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Forbidden History 10.00pm Revealed: The Great Escape 11.00pm Open All Hours 11.40pm Yes, Prime Minister 1.00am Narrow Escapes of World War II

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am 12.30am 1.00am

History

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Restoration Forged in Fire Storage Wars Storage Wars American Restoration

BBC 4

8.00pm World News Today 8.30pm Top of the Pops: 1981 9.00pm Time Shift 10.00pm Digging for Britain 11.00pm Roman Britain: A Timewatch Guide 12.00am The Beginning and End of the Universe 1.00am Top of the Pops: 1981 1.30am Arena 2.30am Sounds of the Eighties 3.00am Pappano’s Classical Voices

Sky Sports 1

7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.15am 10.30am 10.45am 11.00am 1.00pm 1.15pm 1.30pm 1.45pm 2.00pm 2.15pm 2.30pm 2.45pm 3.00pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.15pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 7.30pm 7.45pm

Football Gold WWE SmackDown! Premier League 100 Club Premier League 100 Club Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold The Premier League Years Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs The Premier League Years Premier League 100 Club Premier League 100 Club Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Barclays Premier League World BPL Legends Darts Gold II Darts Gold II

Sky1

9.30am Sunrise 10.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm All Aboard: East Coast Trains 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 10.00pm Childhood’s End 12.00am Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 3.00am Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men 4.00am Stargate SG-1 5.00am Stargate SG-1

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 7.45am The Goldbergs Cowboy Builders 8.10am The Goldbergs 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 8.35am The Goldbergs 1.15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 10.35am Frasier 4.15pm Garage Sale Mystery 11.05am Car S.O.S 6.00pm 5 News at 5 12.05pm Shipping Wars 6.30pm Neighbours 12.30pm Shipping Wars 7.00pm Home and Away 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.00pm Ben Fogle: New Lives in the 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Wild UK 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 9.00pm Medical Mysteries 4.10pm Countdown 10.00pm Trauma Doctors 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 11.00pm Cop Killer: Britain’s Worst Crimes 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.30pm Hollyoaks 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.00am Teleshopping 9.00pm Ugly House to Lovely House 10.00am Cedar Cove with George Clarke 11.00am Person of Interest 10.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.00pm Person of Interest 11.00pm Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1.00pm CSI: NY 12.05am Tattoo Fixers 2.00pm NCIS 1.10am The Last Leg 3.00pm Access Deadly Sibling Rivalry 2.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.10pm 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm Law and Order 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Unit 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Sanctuary 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.05am Celebrity Come Dine with Me 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.10pm Four in a Bed 3.00pm Highway Patrol 12.45pm Four in a Bed 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 1.15pm Four in a Bed Line 1.50pm Four in a Bed 2.25pm Four in a Bed 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 3.30pm Come Dine with Me 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 4.35pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 5.10pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 9.00pm Sanctuary A Place in the Sun 10.00pm Shocking Crimes: Murder Book 6.50pm 7.55pm The Supervet 11.00pm Hard Time 8.55pm Grand Designs 12.05am Without a Trace 10.00pm The Good Wife 1.00am Road Wars 2.00am Most Daring 3.00am Sexcetera 4.00am Cold Case 7.45am Legends of Darts 8.00am Time of Our Lives 9.00am Tennis: Miami Open Highlights 10.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Sky Sports Years 12.00pm Racing News 7.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 12.30pm Sporting Triumphs 8.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 12.45pm Sporting Triumphs 9.30am ICC World T20 - Live Verdict 1.00pm Time of Our Lives 10.30am Cricket Classic 2.00pm Sporting Heroes 10.45am Cricket 3.00pm Tennis: Miami Open Highlights 2.30pm Cricket 4.00pm Live Tennis: Miami Masters 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 4.00am Sporting Triumphs 8.00pm World Rugby 4.15am Sporting Triumphs 8.30pm Live Super League 4.30am Sporting Triumphs 11.30pm Sporting Triumphs 4.45am Sporting Triumphs 11.45pm Sporting Triumphs 12.00am Sporting Triumphs 12.15am Sporting Triumphs 12.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.00am Global Goals 1.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Toyota AFL Highlights Show 1.30am Cricket’s Greatest 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am Australian Football League 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 12.00pm Barclays Premier League World 3.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 12.30pm Test Match Bowls 1.30pm Rugby Tonight 3.00pm Road to Rio 3.30pm Gillette World Sport 4.00pm NBA 6.00pm NBA Action 6.30pm Motogp Highlights 8.00am Ever Decreasing Circles 7.30pm Global Goals 8.30am Sorry! 7.45pm Barclays Premier League World 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am To the Manor Born 8.15pm WSL 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00pm Rugby Tonight Extra 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.30pm 30 for 30 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 1.00am NBA 12.20pm My Family 1.00pm Dinnerladies 1.40pm Only Fools and Horses 3.40pm As Time Goes By 7.00am Test Match Bowls 4.20pm To the Manor Born 8.00am Motogp Highlights 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 9.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 12.30pm Irish Rally Review 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 7.00pm My Family 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 7.40pm Dinnerladies 2.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 8.20pm Open All Hours 3.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 3.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 9.40pm Only Fools and Horses 10.20pm Come Fly with Me 11.00pm Big School 11.40pm Miranda 12.20am Absolutely Fabulous 1.00am Cheers

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Sky Sports 2

BT Sport 1

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BT Sport 2


Good Friday 25th March BBC1

BBC2

7.00am Breakfast 10.00am In the Footsteps of Judas 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Call the Council 12.45pm Caught Red Handed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.20pm Regional News and Weather 2.30pm Doctors 3.00pm The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.55pm Think Tank 4.40pm Escape to the Country 5.25pm The TV That Made Me 6.10pm Flog It! 6.45pm Pointless 7.30pm BBC News at Six 7.45pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm A Question of Sport 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm MasterChef 10.00pm Boomers 10.30pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.15pm Regional News and Weather 11.25pm The Graham Norton Show 12.10am Room 101 12.50am The Celebrity Apprentice USA

ITV

Itv4

Dave

Itv2

Itv3

BBC 4

Discovery

Yesterday

Sky Sports 1

7.00am Football Gold The Re-Inventors 7.15am Football Gold Revealed: The Great Escape Football Gold Narrow Escapes of World War II 7.30am 7.45am Football Gold WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00am WWE Main Event Wild Africa 9.00am Premier League 100 Club Wild Africa 9.30am Barclays Premier League World Wild Africa 10.00am Premier League Darts Wild Africa 1.30pm Live Super League Wild Africa 4.00pm Live Super League Wild Africa 6.15pm Football Wild Africa 8.30pm Football Wild Africa 11.00pm The Fantasy Football Club Wild Africa 12.00am A League of Their Own Wild Africa Barclays Premier League World Great British Railway Journeys 1.00am Super League Highlights Great British Railway Journeys 1.30am Sporting Triumphs Great British Railway Journeys 1.45am Premier League 100 Club Great British Railway Journeys 2.00am 2.30am Barclays Premier League World The Last Days of Steam Super League Highlights Locomotion: Dan Snow’s History 3.00am 3.15am The Fantasy Football Club 4.15am Sporting Triumphs 4.30am The Premier League Years 6.30am Barclays Premier League World 9.00am Storage Wars 9.30am Storage Wars 10.00am Storage Wars 10.30am Storage Wars 7.15am Kung Fu 11.00am Storage Wars 8.20am Kung Fu 11.30am Storage Wars 9.30am Sunrise 9.25am The Naked Hills 12.00pm Storage Wars 10.00am Futurama 10.55am The Extraordinary Seaman 12.30pm Storage Wars 10.30am Futurama 12.30pm The Cowboy and the Lady 1.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Supergirl 1.30pm Storage Wars 2.15pm Carson City 12.00pm Supergirl 2.00pm Storage Wars 4.00pm Ben-Hur 1.00pm Supergirl Storage Wars 2.00pm Supergirl 8.25pm Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 2.30pm 3.00pm Storage Wars 3.00pm Supergirl 9.00pm Longmire 3.30pm Storage Wars 4.00pm Supergirl 10.00pm Passenger 57 Storage Wars 5.00pm Supergirl 11.40pm The Assassination of Jesse James 4.00pm 4.30pm Storage Wars 6.00pm Supergirl by the Coward Robert Ford 5.00pm Storage Wars 7.00pm Futurama 3.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 5.30pm Storage Wars 7.30pm The Simpsons 6.00pm Storage Wars 8.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Storage Wars 8.30pm The Simpsons 7.00pm American Pickers 9.00pm Dogs Might Fly Storage Wars Miami 12.00pm Night at the Museum 2: Battle 8.00pm 10.00pm Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 8.30pm Storage Wars Miami 11.00pm A League of Their Own of the Smithsonian 9.00pm Pawn Stars 12.00am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 2.10pm Ice Age: Continental Drift 9.30pm Pawn Stars 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 3.50pm The Golden Compass 10.00pm Britain’s Biggest Heists 2.00am Hawaii Five-0 6.00pm Thunderbirds 11.00pm Mobsters 7.50pm Fantastic Four 12.00am Storage Wars 10.00pm Paul 12.30am Storage Wars

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Gold Rush 10.00am Gold Rush 11.00am Railroad Alaska 12.00pm Railroad Alaska 1.00pm Railroad Alaska 2.00pm Railroad Alaska 3.00pm Railroad Alaska 4.00pm Railroad Alaska 5.00pm Railroad Alaska 6.00pm Railroad Alaska 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Extreme Car Hoarders 10.00pm How It’s Made 10.30pm How It’s Made 11.00pm How It’s Made 11.30pm How It’s Made 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am How It’s Made 1.30am How It’s Made 2.00am How It’s Made

TCM

Film4

7.05am 7.30am 8.15am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 6.00pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 11.00pm of Railways

History

Sky1

Channel 4

7.00am Countdown 7.45am The Goldbergs 8.10am The Goldbergs 8.35am The Goldbergs 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00am Frasier 10.35am Frasier 11.00am The Big Bang Theory 11.30am The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.25pm The Simpsons 12.55pm The Simpsons 1.25pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 2.30pm Channel 4 Racing 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.30pm Hollyoaks 8.00pm Channel 4 News 8.30pm Unreported World 9.00pm Food Unwrapped 9.30pm Travel Man 10.00pm Gogglebox 11.00pm The Last Leg 12.05am First Dates 1.10am Raised by Wolves 1.40am Virtually Famous

Pick

Channel 5

10.15am Wright Stuff 12.30pm The Fail Army 12.55pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.00pm Home and Away 1.30pm Neighbours 2.00pm Anzio 4.10pm Operation Daybreak 6.25pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm Police Interceptors 8.00pm Concorde Air Disaster 9.00pm To be Announced 10.00pm Air Force One 12.20am Aircrash: The Miracle of Flight 32 1.15am Super Casino 4.10am Police Interceptors

5USA

7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am My Name is Earl 10.25am Person of Interest 11.25am Person of Interest 12.25pm CSI: NY 1.25pm The Glenn Miller Story 3.55pm The Wizard of Oz 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Castle 11.00pm Castle 12.00am Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55am Law and Order: Special Victims

7.00am Sunrise 7.30am Sunrise 8.00am Most Haunted 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Stargate Universe 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 1.30pm To Catch a Smuggler..JFK 11.05am Come Dine with Me 2.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 12.10pm Four in a Bed Line 12.45pm Four in a Bed 3.00pm Highway Patrol 1.15pm Four in a Bed 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 1.50pm Four in a Bed 2.25pm Four in a Bed Line 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 4.35pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 5.05pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 6.45pm A Place in the Sun 9.00pm Sanctuary 7.50pm Vet on the Hill 10.00pm Police Force Australia 8.55pm Grand Designs 10.30pm Police Force Australia 10.00pm Blue Eyes: Let the Party Begin 11.00pm Police Ten 11.30pm Police Ten 12.00am Without a Trace 1.00am South of Hell 7.45am Spanish Gold 8.00am Time of Our Lives 9.00am Tennis: Miami Open Highlights 10.00am Sporting Greats 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 10.30am Sporting Rivalries 11.00am Darts Gold 7.30am Live Super Rugby 11.15am Darts Gold 9.30am Cricket’s Greatest 11.30am Darts Gold 11.45am Darts Gold 10.00am Cricket 12.00pm Racing News 2.30pm Cricket 12.30pm SPFL Round Up 1.00pm The Premier League Years 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 3.00pm Tennis: Miami Open Highlights 8.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 4.00pm Live Tennis: Miami Masters 4.30am Sporting Heroes 9.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 5.30am Sporting Greats 10.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 11.00pm Mavericks 11.30pm ICC World T20 Highlights 7.00am Road to Rio 12.30am ICC World T20 Highlights 7.30am WSL 1.30am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am Rugby Tonight Extra 9.30am Hyundai A-League 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.45am Australian Football League 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 1.45pm MotoGP Rewind 2.00pm Rugby Tonight Extra 3.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 2.30pm ESPN Soccer Stories 4.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 3.30pm Vanarama National League 6.15pm Hyundai A-League 7.45pm Rugby Tonight Extra 8.15pm NBA Action 8.45pm NBA 8.00am Sorry! 10.30pm Vanarama National League 8.30am Cheers 12.00am NBA Action 9.00am Cheers 12.30am NBA 9.30am Cheers 3.00am Asia Talent Cup 10.00am Cheers 4.00am Irish Rally Review 10.30am The Tommy Cooper Hour 4.30am Formula e - Sound of the Future 11.20am Corpse Bride 5.00am Australian Football League 1.00pm Barry Humphries 2.00pm Only Fools and Horses 2.40pm Only Fools and Horses 3.20pm Only Fools and Horses 7.00am Asia Talent Cup 5.00pm The Vicar of Dibley 8.00am Classic Barclays Premier League 5.30pm The Vicar of Dibley 8.30am Classic Barclays Premier League 6.10pm The Vicar of Dibley 9.00am Classic Barclays Premier League 6.40pm The Vicar of Dibley 9.30am Classic Barclays Premier League 7.20pm The Vicar of Dibley 10.00am BT Sport Films 7.50pm The Vicar of Dibley 10.30am Gillette World Sport 8.20pm Wallace and Gromit: 11.00am USA Game of the Week A Grand Day Out 1.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 8.50pm Wallace and Gromit: 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open The Wrong Trousers 12.00am WSL Social 9.30pm Miranda 12.15am Last Week, This Week 10.10pm Mickey Blue Eyes 12.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 1.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 12.15am The Mighty Boosh 1.30am UFC - Ultimate Insider 12.55am Nighty Night

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Choice

7.00am Herbie Goes Bananas 8.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30am Short Circuit 9.30am Lorraine 10.00am Heir Hunters 10.25am Thunderbirds are Go 11.00am Natural World 10.55am Thunderbirds are Go 12.00pm Talking Pictures 11.20am Overboard 12.45pm Kismet 1.30pm Loose Women 2.35pm Singin’ in the Rain 2.25pm ITV Lunchtime News 4.15pm Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 2.40pm Celebrity Squares 5.15pm The Best Dishes Ever 3.25pm Judge Rinder 5.45pm Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 4.25pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 6.15pm Eggheads 5.25pm Tipping Point 6.45pm Antiques Road Trip 6.25pm The Chase 7.30pm Too Much TV 7.25pm ITV News London 8.00pm Mary Berry’s Easter Feast 7.45pm ITV Evening News 9.00pm Mastermind 8.00pm Emmerdale 9.30pm Gardeners’ World 8.30pm Coronation Street 10.00pm Springwatch 9.00pm Britain’s Whales 11.00pm QI 9.30pm Coronation Street 11.30pm Night Train to Lisbon 1.15am The Tempest 2.55am Dunblane: Our Story 3.55am Land of Hope and Glory - 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes British Country Life 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 4.55am Caribbean with Simon Reeve 8.00am The Chase 5.55am A Very British Renaissance 9.00am The Professionals 6.55am This is BBC Two 10.05am The Sweeney 11.05am Ax Men 11.55am Police Academy 6: City 8.00am The World of Stupid Criminals Under Siege 8.20am Ice Road Truckers 12.55pm FYI Daily 9.10am Top Gear 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 11.40am Storage Hunters UK 1.45pm Snooker 7.20am Dinner Date 12.10pm Storage Hunters UK 6.15pm Storage Wars 8.10am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.40pm Storage Hunters UK 1.10pm Storage Hunters UK 6.40pm The Professionals 9.00am Emmerdale 1.40pm Storage Hunters UK 9.30am Emmerdale 7.45pm Snooker 2.10pm Storage Hunters UK 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness 12.15am Coogan’s Bluff 2.40pm Storage Hunters UK World Records 3.10pm Storage Hunters UK 1.15am FYI Daily 10.35am Catchphrase 2.10am Child’s Play 3 11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Royal Pains 3.10am FYI Daily 1.10pm Emmerdale 4.00am Teleshopping 7.00am Rising Damp 1.45pm Emmerdale 7.25am Rising Damp 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 7.50am Rising Damp 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.10am Carry on Don’t Lose Your Head 3.40pm Judge Rinder 10.00am Rising Damp 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30am Rising Damp 8.00pm Top of the Pops: 1981 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.00am Rising Damp 8.30pm The Good Old Days 11.30am On the Buses 6.50pm Take Me Out 9.15pm The Good Old Days 1.20pm Mutiny on the Buses 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 10.00pm Janis Joplin: Little Girl Blue 3.10pm Holiday on the Buses 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 4.55pm Rising Damp 11.30pm Girls in Bands at the BBC 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 5.30pm Rising Damp 12.30am Girl in a Band: Tales From the 10.00pm Run, Fat Boy, Run 5.55pm Rising Damp Rock ‘N’ Roll Front Line 12.05am Family Guy 6.30pm Rising Damp 1.30am Top of the Pops: 1981 12.35am Family Guy 6.55pm Doc Martin 2.05am Janis Joplin: Little Girl Blue 8.00pm Doc Martin 1.00am American Dad! 3.35am Girls in Bands at the BBC 9.00pm Midsomer Murders 1.30am American Dad! 11.00pm A Touch of Frost 2.00am Two and a Half Men Private Benjamin 2.30am Totally Bonkers Guinness World 1.10am

Sky Sports 2

BT Sport 1

GOLD

BT Sport 2

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Saturday 26th March BBC1

1.00pm BBC News 1.10pm Football Focus 1.50pm Saturday Sportsday 2.00pm To be Announced 2.30pm World Half Marathon Championships 4.30pm To be Announced 5.30pm To be Announced 6.00pm BBC News 6.10pm Regional News and Weather 6.20pm Pointless 7.10pm To be Announced 8.00pm The Voice UK 9.55pm The National Lottery Draws 10.05pm The Voice UK 10.35pm Casualty 11.25pm BBC News 3.35am Weather for the Week Ahead 3.40am BBC News

Choice

6.00am 6.15am 6.30am 7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 9.00am 10.30am 12.00pm 2.00pm 5.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.30pm 10.30pm 11.00pm 12.30am 1.30am 2.30am 4.00am 4.30am 6.30am

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Itv2

Football Gold Football Gold Premier League 100 Club Football Gold Football Gold SNF: Match Choice SNF: Match Choice The Sunday Supplement Goals on Sunday Live Ford Super Sunday Live Capital One Cup Final SSO: City Slickers Football League Goals Capital One Cup Final Highlights SSO: City Slickers Ford Football Special Capital One Cup Final Highlights Goals on Sunday The Sunday Supplement Premier League 100 Club The Premier League Years Premier League 100 Club

BBC2

ITV

7.00am To be Announced 11.25am Murder, She Wrote 12.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.40am To be Announced 1.25pm ITV News and Weather 11.10am Homes Under the Hammer 1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.30pm Judge Rinder 12.10pm Natural World 3.30pm The Chase 1.00pm Rick Stein From Venice to 4.30pm Planet’s Got Talent Istanbul 5.00pm Free Willy 3: The Rescue 6.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm To be Announced 6.45pm ITV News and Weather 4.45pm Flog It! 7.00pm Ant and Dec’s Saturday 5.15pm To be Announced Night Takeaway 8.30pm International Football 6.15pm Gardeners’ World 11.00pm The Jonathan Ross Show 9.30pm Dad’s Army 12.00am ITV News and Weather 3.00am Monteverdi in Mantua: The Geni- 12.15am Football Friendly Highlights 1.15am Jackpot247 us of the Vespers 4.00am Murder, She Wrote 4.00am To be Announced 5.00am Hockney 6.45am This is BBC Two 7.00am Ax Men 6.55am Great British Garden Revival 7.55am Ax Men 8.55am The Sweeney 9.55am Hogan’s Heroes 10.30am Bundesliga 11.35am Formula E: Sound of the Future 12.05pm Gunsmoke 1.05pm FYI Daily 1.10pm Gunsmoke 8.00am Carpool 1.45pm Snooker 8.10am Extreme Fishing with 6.15pm Pawn Stars Robson Green 6.45pm Storage Wars Texas 9.00am American Pickers 10.00am American Pickers 7.10pm Storage Wars Texas 11.00am Top Gear 7.45pm Snooker 12.00pm Top Gear 12.15am The Wicker Man 1.00pm Storage Hunters UK 1.15am FYI Daily 1.30pm Storage Hunters UK 1.20am The Wicker Man 2.00pm Storage Hunters UK 1.55am ITV4 Nightscreen 2.30pm Storage Hunters UK 4.00am Teleshopping 3.00pm American Pickers 4.00pm American Pickers

Itv4

How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Dream Team Pioneer Channel 4 Racing The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Superhumans Show The Simpsons The Simpsons Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4 Racing Channel 4 Racing Speed with Guy Martin Channel 4 News The World’s Weirdest Weather To be Announced To be Announced To be Announced Hollyoaks Omnibus Location, Location, Location

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 8.30am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am

Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Border Security Border Security Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line UK Border Force Border Security USA Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Road Wars The Force Manchester

Dave

7.00am 7.10am 7.35am 8.00am 9.00am 9.05am 9.45am 10.15am 10.45am 11.15am 12.15pm 12.20pm 1.10pm 2.10pm 2.15pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 4.05pm 4.55pm

Itv3

Movies Now Rising Damp Rising Damp On the Buses FYI Daily On the Buses Rising Damp Rising Damp Rising Damp Carry on Loving FYI Daily Carry on Loving Carry on Jack FYI Daily Carry on Jack Carry on Cleo FYI Daily Carry on Cleo Rising Damp

8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am 1.20am 3.20am 3.50am 4.15am 5.35am 5.45am

BBC 4

Human Planet Treasures of the Indus Follow the Money Follow the Money To be Announced To be Announced Top of the Pops: 1981 Top of the Pops: 1981 To be Announced Sounds of the Sixties Sounds of the Sixties

Channel 4

7.15am 7.40am 8.05am 8.30am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.30pm 5.00pm 6.30pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 12.25am 4.00am 6.00am

Pick

Channel 5

7.00am Milkshake! 9.55am The Fairly Odd Parents 10.30am The Saturday Show Live 7.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 9.00pm NCIS 9.55pm 5 News 10.00pm Goal Rush 10.40pm Live Championship Boxing 1.10am Super Casino 4.10am Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 5.00am Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 5.40am Divine Designs 6.05am HouseBusters 6.27am Access 6.45am Angels of Jarm 6.50am Angels of Jarm

5USA

10.00am My Name is Earl 10.25am Cedar Cove 11.25am Cedar Cove 12.25pm Longmire 1.25pm Columbo: Murder by the Book 3.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 4.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 5.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 6.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 11.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 12.00am NCIS: New Orleans 1.00am Chicago Fire 3.00am CSI: Miami 4.00am Chicago PD

9.55am 10.15am 11.15am 12.15pm 12.50pm 1.25pm 1.55pm 2.25pm 3.00pm 3.35pm 4.05pm 4.40pm 5.10pm 5.40pm 6.45pm 7.50pm 8.55pm 10.00pm

more4

River Cottage Bites Time Team Time Team Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Vet on the Hill To be Announced To be Announced To be Announced To be Announced


WEEKLY WORDSEARCH

CODE CRACKER

Find All The Words - Alphabetic ANVIL BIBLE CHAIR DANCE EAGLE FLUTE

Discovery

How It’s Made How It’s Made Misfit Garage Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Fast N’ Loud Alaskan Bush People Return of the Great White Serial Killer Alaska: The Last Frontier Natural Born Outlaws I Almost Got Away with it Britain’s Deadly Women Dead of Night I Almost Got Away with it Britain’s Deadly Women

TCM

MEDAL NOVEL OCEAN PLATE QUEEN RADIO

YACHT ZEBRA

Yesterday Sky Sports 1

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am Antiques Roadshow 8.15am Diamond Decades 9.00am The Last Battle of the Vikings 10.00am Tales of Irish Castles 11.00am Arctic Convoys 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Annihilation 2.00pm Annihilation 3.00pm World War II: The Last Heroes 4.00pm World War II: The Last Heroes 5.00pm Human Planet 6.00pm Human Planet 7.00pm Human Planet 8.00pm Cilla’s Unswung Sixties 9.00pm David Bowie: Five Years 10.00pm Planet Earth 11.00pm Planet Earth 12.00am Cilla’s Unswung Sixties 1.00am David Bowie: Five Years 2.00am Find My Past 3.00am Genius of Britain

8.05am Ben-Hur 9.00am 12.20pm Guys and Dolls 9.30am 3.10pm Gone with the Wind 10.00am 7.30pm The Marauders 10.30am 9.05pm Longmire 11.00am 10.00pm The Assassination of Jesse James 12.00pm by the Coward Robert Ford 1.00pm 1.20am Wait Until Dark 2.00pm 4.25am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 3.00pm 5.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 4.00pm 5.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 5.00pm 6.00am Off Set 5.30pm 6.15am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 6.00pm 6.45am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 6.30pm 7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 12.00pm The Phantom 10.30pm 2.00pm Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the11.00pm World 11.30pm 3.50pm Epic 12.00am 5.55pm Freaky Friday 12.30am 7.55pm Morning Glory 1.00am 10.00pm The Family 1.30am 12.10am The Haunting in Connecticut 2:

Film4

SCARF TOAST UNCLE VAULT WAGON XENON

History

Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers American Pickers American Restoration Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars

Sky Sports 2

7.00am Game Changers 7.30am Sporting Triumphs 7.45am Sporting Triumphs 8.00am Sporting Triumphs 8.15am Sporting Triumphs 8.30am Barclays Premier League World 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Nick Kicks 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.00pm Football 8.30pm Live Fight Night 12.30am Sporting Triumphs 12.45am Sporting Triumphs 1.00am Sporting Triumphs 1.15am Sporting Triumphs 1.30am Sporting Rivalries 3.00am Sporting Triumphs 3.15am Sporting Triumphs 3.30am Sporting Triumphs 3.45am Sporting Triumphs 4.00am Sporting Greats 4.30am Sporting Greats

7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 9.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 10.00am Cricket 2.30pm Cricket 7.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 8.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 9.00pm ICC World T20 - Live Verdict 10.00pm Sporting Triumphs 10.15pm Sporting Triumphs 10.35pm Live Super Rugby 12.35am ICC World T20 Highlights 1.35am ICC World T20 Highlights 3.35am ICC World T20 - Live Verdict 5.00am Cricket’s Greatest 5.30am Cricket’s Greatest 6.00am Cricket’s Greatest 6.30am Cricket’s Greatest

7.00am Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance 8.00am Ashley Banjo’s Big Town Dance 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.00pm Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice... 1.30pm Modern Family 2.00pm Modern Family 2.30pm Modern Family 3.00pm Modern Family 3.30pm Spy Kids 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm Futurama 6.30pm The Simpsons 7.00pm The Flash 8.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 9.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm Limitless 11.00pm Arrow 12.00am DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00am Home Shopping 7.30am Home Shopping 8.00am Cheers 8.30am Cheers 9.00am Cheers 9.30am Cheers 10.00am Jeeves and Wooster 11.10am The Cocoanuts 1.10pm Harry Hill’s TV Burp 1.35pm The Tommy Cooper Hour 2.35pm Only Fools and Horses 3.15pm Only Fools and Horses 3.55pm Porridge 4.35pm Porridge 5.15pm Porridge 5.55pm Porridge 6.40pm Porridge 7.20pm Porridge 8.00pm Kenneth Williams 9.00pm Legends of Stand-Up and Bernard Righton 10.00pm Gimme Gimme Gimme 10.40pm Men Behaving Badly 11.20pm Bottom 12.00am Bottom Live 2.15am The League of Gentlemen 2.55am Not the Nine O’Clock News 3.30am Saxondale 4.20am The League of Gentlemen

Sky1

GOLD

Sky Sports 3

7.00am 7.30am 9.30am 11.30am 11.40am 1.45pm 2.00pm 4.00pm 4.00am 4.15am 4.30am 4.45am 5.00am 5.30am 6.00am 6.30am

Sporting Rivalries Live Super Rugby Live Super Rugby Football Gold Live Super Rugby Sporting Triumphs Live Super Rugby Live Tennis: Miami Masters Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Premier League Sporting Greats Sporting Greats Sporting Greats

BT Sport 1

Choice

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 9.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 6.00pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am 1.00am 3.00am 4.00am

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7.00am Rugby Tonight 8.30am NBA Action 9.00am MotoGP Rewind 9.15am WSL Social 9.30am Total Italian Football 10.00am Football Tonight 11.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 1.00pm Vanarama National League 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.15pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 8.45pm 30 for 30 10.15pm ESPN Films 11.15pm BT Sport Films 12.45am Last Week, This Week 1.00am NBA 4.30am Last Week, This Week 4.45am Gillette World Sport 5.15am Hyundai A-League 6.30am Road to Rio

BT Sport 2

7.00am Last Week, This Week 7.15am Hyundai A-League 9.15am Global Goals 9.30am Hyundai A-League 11.30am Global Goals 12.00pm NBA 2.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 1.30am Last Week, This Week 1.45am Road to Rio 3.15am MotoGP Rewind 3.30am WTA Tennis: Miami Open 5.30am Formula e - Sound of the Future 6.00am Australian Football League

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Easter Sunday BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 8.40am Match of the Day 11.00am Easter Live Worship on Easter Sunday 12.00pm Urbi et Orbi 2016 12.25pm Homes Under the Hammer 1.10pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News 3.30pm The Boat Race 6.30pm Songs of Praise 7.35pm BBC News 7.50pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm Countryfile 9.00pm Antiques Roadshow 10.00pm The Night Manager 11.00pm BBC News 11.20pm Regional News and Weather 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News

Choice

7.00am 7.10am 9.50am 12.20pm 1.35pm 2.40pm 3.40pm 3.45pm 4.20pm 5.55pm 6.55pm 7.00pm 7.50pm 8.50pm 8.55pm 10.00pm

Itv2

The Hot Desk Emmerdale Omnibus Coronation Street Omnibus Take Me Out Take Me Out: The Gossip Beethoven’s 2nd FYI Daily Beethoven’s 2nd Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Despicable Me 2 FYI Daily Despicable Me 2 Back to the Future Part II FYI Daily Back to the Future Part II Ibiza Weekender

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Gold Rush 9.00am Marooned with Ed Stafford 10.00am Marooned with Ed Stafford 11.00am Marooned with Ed Stafford 12.00pm Marooned with Ed Stafford 1.00pm Marooned with Ed Stafford 2.00pm Marooned with Ed Stafford 3.00pm Marooned with Ed Stafford 4.00pm Marooned with Ed Stafford 5.00pm Marooned with Ed Stafford 6.00pm Mythbusters 7.00pm How It’s Made 7.30pm How It’s Made 8.00pm Did the Mob Kill JFK? 9.00pm Secret Space Escapes 10.00pm Jesus Code 11.00pm Kings of the Wild 12.00am Gold Rush: Legends 1.00am Secret Space Escapes 2.00am Jesus Code 3.00am Kings of the Wild 4.00am Secret Space Escapes

TCM

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BBC2

7.55am This Farming Life 8.55am Gardeners’ World 10.55am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12.25pm The Best Dishes Ever 12.55pm The Best Dishes Ever 1.25pm King of Kings 4.00pm Flog It! 6.00pm The Secret History of My Family 7.00pm To be Announced 8.00pm Gareth Malone’s Great Choir Reunion 9.00pm To be Announced 10.00pm Tribes, Predators and Me 11.00pm Thirteen 12.00am The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 5.25am This is BBC Two

Dave

8.10am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.40pm 4.20pm

Extreme Fishing with Robson Green Motorway Cops Motorway Cops Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Blackadder the Third Blackadder the Third Blackadder the Third

7.00am 7.20am 8.20am 8.25am 8.55am 9.55am 10.25am 10.55am 11.25am 12.15pm 12.20pm 1.15pm 2.15pm 2.20pm 3.05pm 4.05pm 4.10pm 4.55pm 5.25pm

Judge Judy Mutiny on the Buses FYI Daily Mutiny on the Buses Rising Damp Forever Rising Damp Rising Damp Rising Damp Carry on Henry FYI Daily Carry on Henry Carry on Girls FYI Daily Carry on Girls Carry on Matron FYI Daily Carry on Matron Rising Damp Rising Damp

Itv3

Yesterday

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am Antiques Roadshow 8.15am Diamond Decades 9.00am Planet Earth 10.00am Planet Earth 11.00am Galapagos 12.00pm Galapagos 1.00pm Galapagos 2.00pm Human Planet 3.00pm Human Planet 4.00pm Human Planet 5.00pm Galapagos 6.00pm Galapagos 7.00pm Galapagos 8.00pm Planet Earth 9.00pm Planet Earth 10.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 10.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 11.00pm Bombay Railway 12.00am Great British Railway Journeys 12.30am Great British Railway Journeys

History

7.00am Teleshopping 9.00am Pawn Stars 9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 7.15am Guys and Dolls 10.30am Pawn Stars 10.05am The Marauders 11.00am Pawn Stars 11.40am Gone with the Wind 11.30am Pawn Stars 4.00pm Gun Glory 12.00pm Pawn Stars 5.40pm The Longhorn 12.30pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm King of the Wild Stallions Pawn Stars 8.30pm The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 1.30pm 2.00pm Pawn Stars 11.00pm Rome 2.30pm Pawn Stars 12.10am Jerry Maguire 3.00pm Pawn Stars 2.50am The Replacements 3.30pm Pawn Stars 5.00am Conspiracy Theory with 4.00pm Pawn Stars Jesse Ventura 4.30pm Pawn Stars 6.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 5.00pm Storage Wars Miami 5.30pm Storage Wars Miami 6.00pm Pawn Stars 6.30pm Pawn Stars Australia 7.00pm Ax Men 12.00pm Catch That Kid 8.00pm American Restoration 2.00pm Chronicles of Narnia: The 9.00pm Ancient Aliens Voyage of the Dawn Treader 10.00pm Billion Dollar Wreck 4.10pm Marmaduke 11.00pm Black Sails 5.55pm Sister Act Pawn Stars 7.55pm Rise of the Planet of the Apes 12.00am 12.30am Pawn Stars Australia 10.00pm Fast and Furious 6 1.00am Ancient Aliens

Film4

27th March ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.00am Selling Houses with Amanda 7.00am Milkshake! 11.15am The Fairly Odd Parents Lamb 11.50am Goal Rush 7.10am How I Met Your Mother 8.00pm All New Super Scary Plane Land7.35am How I Met Your Mother ings 8.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00pm Penn and Teller: Fool Us in Vegas 9.55pm 5 News 8.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15am Super Casino 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 5.00am Wildlife SOS 9.30am Frasier 5.25am Wildlife SOS 10.00am Frasier 5.50am The Great Artists 6.20am Divine Designs 10.30am Sunday Brunch Angels of Jarm 1.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 6.45am 6.50am Angels of Jarm 2.30pm The Big Bang Theory 2.55pm The Big Bang Theory 3.25pm The Big Bang Theory 7.40pm Channel 4 News 8.00pm The Secret Life of the Zoo 9.00pm Great Canal Journeys 10.00am My Name is Earl 7.00am Ax Men 10.00pm Indian Summers 10.30am Cedar Cove 7.50am Ax Men 11.30am Castle 11.00pm Gogglebox 8.45am Ax Men 12.30pm Castle 12.00am One Born Every Minute 9.40am The Sweeney 1.30pm Columbo 2.45am Embarrassing Bodies 3.30pm Columbo: Suitable for Framing 10.40am The Professionals 5.00pm Columbo 11.40am The Professionals 3.40am Come Dine with Me 7.00pm NCIS 12.40pm Motogp Highlights 4.10am Come Dine with Me 8.00pm NCIS 1.45pm Snooker 9.00pm NCIS 6.15pm Pawn Stars 10.00pm CSI: NY 6.45pm Storage Wars 11.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.10pm Storage Wars 7.00am Motorway Patrol 12.00am CSI: Miami 7.45pm Snooker 7.30am Motorway Patrol 1.00am CSI: NY 12.15am Tin Cup 8.00am Motorway Patrol 2.00am CSI: NY 1.15am FYI Daily 8.30am Motorway Patrol 3.00am CSI: NY 1.20am Tin Cup 9.00am Chopper Squad 2.55am Being Kevin Pietersen 9.30am Chopper Squad 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 10.00am It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 4.00am Teleshopping 11.00am It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 10.35am Selling Houses with Amanda 1.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA Lamb 2.00pm Animal Cops: South Africa 11.40am To be Announced 3.00pm Monkey Business 1.30pm To be Announced 3.30pm Monkey Business 2.35pm To be Announced 4.00pm Monkey Business 3.40pm Four in a Bed 4.10pm Four in a Bed 4.30pm Monkey Business 4.45pm Four in a Bed 5.00pm Monkey Business 5.15pm Four in a Bed 5.30pm Monkey Business 9.00pm The Brontes at the BBC 5.50pm Four in a Bed 6.00pm Monkey Business 1.00am Len Goodman’s Dancing Feet: 6.20pm Come Dine with Me 6.30pm Monkey Business The British Ballroom Story 6.50pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Monkey Business 2.00am The Brontes at the BBC 7.25pm Come Dine with Me 7.30pm Monkey Business 3.00am The Story of British Pathe 7.55pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Meerkat Manor 4.00am Status Quo: Live and Acoustic 8.30pm Come Dine with Me 8.30pm Meerkat Manor 9.00pm Car S.O.S 9.00pm Criminal Minds 10.00pm It Was Alright in the 1970’s 10.00pm Fred and Rose: The Unanswered Questions 11.00pm Police Force Australia 11.30pm Police Force Australia 7.00am Spanish Gold 7.15am Spanish Gold 7.30am Spanish Gold 7.45am Spanish Gold 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Sporting Heroes 7.00am Live Super Rugby 9.00am Tennis: Miami Masters Highlights 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.50am Football Gold 10.00am Sporting Rivalries 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 10.30am Sporting Greats 9.00am Premier League 8.30am Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Fight Night 9.30am Premier League 2.30pm Sporting Triumphs 9.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 2.45pm Sporting Triumphs 10.00am The Sunday Supplement 10.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 3.00pm NFL 11.30am Goals on Sunday 11.00am Cricket 4.00pm Tennis: Miami Masters Highlights 5.00pm Live Tennis: Miami Masters 12.30pm Football 3.30pm Cricket 5.00am Sporting Greats 2.30pm Live Championship Rugby Union 8.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 5.30am Sporting Greats 4.45pm Live Championship Rugby Union 9.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 10.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 7.15pm Sporting Triumphs 11.00pm ICC World T20 Highlights 7.30pm Sporting Triumphs 7.00am Test Match Bowls 12.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 7.45pm Sporting Triumphs 8.00am Hyundai A-League 1.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 10.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 8.00pm Goals on Sunday 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 9.00pm Fight Night 1.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 12.30am Goals on Sunday 3.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 6.30pm NBA 1.30am The Sunday Supplement 4.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 8.30pm Hyundai A-League 3.00am Sporting Mavericks 9.30pm NBA 12.00am ESPN Films 3.30am Sporting Mavericks 1.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 4.00am Sporting Mavericks 2.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 4.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague 7.00am Home Shopping Basketball Magazine 7.30am Home Shopping 4.30am Hyundai A-League 8.00am Cheers 5.30am Gillette World Sport 7.00am The Hour of Power 8.30am Cheers 6.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague 8.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00am ‘Allo, ‘Allo! Basketball Magazine 8.30am Zootropolis 9.35am ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 6.30am Road to Rio 9.00am Monkey Life 10.20am Porridge 9.30am Monkey Life 11.00am Porridge 10.00am Monkey Life 11.40am Porridge 10.30am Monkey Life 12.20pm Porridge 11.00am The Flash 1.00pm Porridge 12.00pm WWE Raw 9.00am Gillette World Sport 1.40pm Porridge 1.00pm Futurama 9.30am Football Tonight 2.20pm Porridge: Inside Out 1.30pm Futurama 10.00am Irish Rally Review 3.20pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 2.00pm Futurama 10.30am Australian Football League 4.00pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 2.30pm Futurama 1.30pm UEFA Champions League Maga4.45pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 3.00pm Futurama zine 5.30pm Kiss and Make-Up 3.30pm Futurama 2.00pm Test Match Bowls 7.05pm The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 4.00pm Modern Family 3.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 4.30pm Modern Family 8.25pm The Tommy Cooper Hour 5.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 5.00pm Modern Family 9.20pm Yes, Prime Minister 3.30am Road to Rio 5.30pm Modern Family 10.40pm I’m Alan Partridge 4.00am Australian Football League 6.00pm Disney Easter Eggs 11.20pm The Office 6.00am Australian Football League 6.30pm The Muppets 12.00am The Thick of It 7.00pm Modern Family 12.40am The Armando Iannucci Shows 7.30pm The Simpsons 1.10am Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 8.00pm Dogs Might Fly

11.25am 12.25pm 1.35pm 3.35pm 4.35pm 5.05pm 7.30pm 7.45pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 11.15pm 12.55am 1.55am 4.00am

Murder, She Wrote The Jeremy Kyle Show Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Big Star’s Little Star Off Their Rockers A View to a Kill Regional News and Weather ITV News and Weather The Chase: Celebrity Special To be Announced To be Announced ITV News and Weather Corrie: The Road to Coronation Street Rugby Highlights Jackpot247 ITV Nightscreen

5USA

Itv4

Pick

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BBC 4

Sky Sports 3

Sky Sports 1

Sky Sports 2

BT Sport 1

Sky1

GOLD

BT Sport 2


Easter Monday 28th March BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.00am Heir Hunters 10.45am Homes Under the Hammer 11.45am Call the Council 12.30pm Caught Red Handed 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.20pm Regional News and Weather 2.30pm Doctors 3.45pm Think Tank 4.30pm Escape to the Country 5.15pm The TV That Made Me 6.00pm Flog It! 6.45pm Pointless 7.30pm BBC News at Six 7.50pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm To be Announced 8.57pm BBC News and Regional News 9.00pm EastEnders 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.25pm Cuckoo 12.30am The Graham Norton Show 1.15am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.20am BBC News

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Discovery

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Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Kung Fu The Treasure of the Sierra Madre The Green Berets 2.45pm Chisum 4.55pm Rio Lobo 7.10pm The Train Robbers 9.00pm Longmire 10.00pm Jerry Maguire 12.40am Mimic 2.40am El Condor 4.35am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors

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Rocket City Rednecks Ice Road Truckers American Pickers American Pickers Top Gear Top Gear Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK Storage Hunters UK American Pickers American Pickers Top Gear

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7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am Town with Nicholas Crane 8.15am Cash in the Attic 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Great British Railway Journeys 11.30am Great British Railway Journeys 12.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 12.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 1.00pm Time Team Special 2.00pm Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home 3.00pm Bombay Railway 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Hidden Histories 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Queen Victoria’s Children 10.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 11.00pm The Two Ronnies Spectacle

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7.20am How I Met Your Mother 7.00am Milkshake! 10.15am The Wright Stuff 7.45am The Goldbergs 8.10am The Goldbergs 12.30pm Cowboy Builders 8.35am The Goldbergs 1.30pm 5 News 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.35pm Home and Away 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.05pm Neighbours 10.00am Frasier 2.35pm NCIS: New Orleans 10.30am Frasier 3.35pm The Dirty Dozen 11.00am The Big Bang Theory 6.25pm 5 News 11.30am The Big Bang Theory 6.30pm Neighbours 12.00pm The Simpsons 7.00pm Home and Away 12.30pm The Simpsons 7.30pm Fail Army 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 8.00pm Weather Terror 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 9.00pm Police Interceptors 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 10.00pm The Tube: Going Underground 3.10pm Deal or No Deal 11.00pm Gotham 4.10pm Countdown 12.00am Goal Rush 5.00pm A New Life in the Sun 6.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.30pm Hollyoaks 10.00am Cedar Cove 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 11.00am Person of Interest 11.00pm Fresh Meat 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 12.00pm Person of Interest 11.50pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.00pm 7.50am The Chase Julius Caesar 12.50am 24 Hours in A and E 8.50am The Professionals 2.30pm Julius Caesar 1.50am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 4.00pm Jason and the Argonauts 9.50am The Sweeney 2.45am Undercover Boss USA 6.00pm Clash of the Titans 10.55am Ax Men 4.25am Selling Houses with Amanda 8.00pm NCIS 11.55am The Chase 9.00pm NCIS 12.55pm The Professionals 10.00pm NCIS 1.55pm Hogan’s Heroes 11.00pm NCIS 2.25pm Hogan’s Heroes 12.00am CSI: NY 3.00pm Shalako 7.00am Sunrise 1.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4.00pm FYI Daily 7.30am Sunrise 2.00am NCIS 4.05pm Shalako 8.00am Most Haunted 3.00am CSI: NY 5.15pm The Rawhide Years 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 4.00am Chicago PD 6.15pm FYI Daily 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 6.20pm The Rawhide Years 10.00am Cold Case 7.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Stargate Universe 7.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 8.00pm Rugby Highlights 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 9.00pm Ax Men 1.30pm To Catch a Smuggler..JFK 11.05am Come Dine with Me 10.00pm Public Enemies 2.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 12.10pm Four in a Bed 11.00pm FYI Daily Line 12.45pm Four in a Bed 11.05pm Public Enemies 3.00pm Highway Patrol 1.15pm Four in a Bed 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 1.50pm Four in a Bed 2.25pm Four in a Bed Line 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 8.00pm China in Six Easy Pieces 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 9.00pm Digging for Britain 4.35pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 10.00pm The Art of Scandinavia 5.05pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 11.00pm How to Make a Number One 5.40pm A Place in the Sun 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 Record 6.45pm A Place in the Sun 9.00pm Sanctuary 12.00am One-Hit Wonders at the BBC 7.50pm To be Announced 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00am Looking for Mr Bond: 007 at 8.55pm Grand Designs 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00pm Vet on the Hill the BBC 12.00am Without a Trace 2.00am Premium Bond with Mark 1.00am Cold Case Gatiss and Matthew Sweet Most Daring 2.55am Hurricanes and Heatwaves: The 2.00am 3.00am Sexcetera Highs and Lows of British.. 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 8.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00am Football Gold 9.00am Fight Night 8.00am ICC World T20 Highlights 7.15am Football Gold 12.30pm Top 14 Rugby Highlights 9.00am Tennis: Miami Masters Highlights 7.30am Football Gold 1.00pm Time of Our Lives 9.55am ICC World T20 Highlights 7.45am Football Gold 2.00pm Sporting Heroes 11.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am WWE Raw 3.00pm Super League Gold 11.30am Cricket Classic 9.00am Goals on Sunday 3.15pm Super League Gold 11.45am Cricket 10.00am Soccer A.M. - 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7.00am Good Morning Britain 9.30am Lorraine 10.25am Thunderbirds are Go 10.55am Thunderbirds are Go 11.25am The Railway Children 1.30pm Gok’s Lunch Box 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3.30pm Judge Rinder 4.30pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.30pm Tipping Point 6.30pm The Chase 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 7.45pm ITV Evening News 8.00pm Emmerdale 8.30pm Coronation Street 9.00pm Further Tales from Northumberland 9.30pm Coronation Street

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7.00am To be Announced 9.55am Natural World 4.15pm Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 5.15pm Darcey’s Ballet Heroes 6.15pm Eggheads 6.45pm Antiques Road Trip 7.30pm Too Much TV 8.00pm This Farming Life 9.00pm University Challenge 9.30pm An Island Parish 10.00pm The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 10.45pm QI XL

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SUDOKU (EASY)

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THIS WEEKS

HOROSCOPES

Choice

ARIES

ARIES (March 21st-April 20th) You’re finding communicating with others much easier now that everyone seems to be on the same page, so make sure you stay on this positive frame of mind, especially where family matters are concerned. It’ll make all the difference.

TAURUS

TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st) What starts as a near to the bone joke may turn more serious when someone takes offence, so it’ll be far better to withdraw than to cause unintentional offence. You’re looking for leisure and pleasure this weekend and won’t stop until you get it.

GEMINI

GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st) Don’t be afraid to move ahead with elaborate far reaching plans, as you’re safe in the knowledge that you’re planning for the future wisely by picking and choosing the right opportunities for you. Side step family arguments at all costs.

CANCER

CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd) It wont be hard to find good company this weekend and for that you’re truly grateful, but remember the things you find boring might not be boring to some one else, so check it out before making any comments. Your love life is sizzling!

LEO

VIRGO

LEO (July 24th-August 23rd) Your communication skills are second to none this week so you’ll be able to talk anyone into just about anything. Don’t be afraid to put out your own point of view, or to be positive and supportive over issues you like. Others will agree with you. VIRGO (August 24th-Sept 23rd) It’s a quiet weekend after a crazy busy week, but you’ll enjoy the peace and quiet more than usual. You need to recharge your batteries, but at the same time you need to keep your eye on the ball in case anything changes. Be ready to react.

LIBRA

LIBRA (Sept 24th-Oct 23rd) There’s a great weekend lying in wait for you with little or no distractions or restrictions. You have a great desire to get out and about but you’ll be more inclined to do so if a family member keeps you company. Success is just around the corner.

SCORPIO

SCORPIO (Oct 24th-Nov 22nd) Things will get done a lot quicker if you make a list, stay focused and tick things off one by one. Don’t get distracted and don’t day dream. Your confidence is high and Mars give you an edge, so you’re the one to watch this weekend.

SAGITTARIUS

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23rd-Dec 21st) Things never go fast enough for you do they? Have you ever thought that maybe there’s a reason for that? By all means speed things up if you absolutely have to, but be prepared for the consequences good or bad. It all looks fine actually.

CAPRICORN

AQUARIUS

PISCES

CAPRICORN (Dec 22nd-Jan 20th) It’s absolutely vital that you keep on everyone’s good side this weekend as they have things you need. Play your cards right and you’ll get your own way. If that includes romance and passion, get ready for a sizzling Saturday and sensual Sunday. AQUARIUS (Jan 21st-Feb 19th) Don’t be going so fast that you miss what’s going on under your nose. Slow this tempo right down and be willing to accept second best. This hiccup won’t last for ever, so use your time wisely to plan ahead for when it gets better again. PISCES (Feb 20th-March 20th) You’re surrounded by lots of strong opinions, so adding your own to the pile probably wont help the situation at all. You’re a great listener and a few gentle words after someone erupts in anger could change the mood and help them change their mind.

PUZZLE ANSWERS

“Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they can talk sense. “

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CODE CRACKER

QUICK CROSSWORD

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Alcalá del Júcar Holds Third Medieval Market

During the long Easter weekend the picturesque village of Alcalá del Júcar in the Albacete province will be holding its third medieval

market with a wide variety of the excellent craft work which is such a feature of Amata markets. Minstrels, a juggler, a stiltwalker and people dressed up in medieval style will create a lively atmosphere. The craft association Amata that has once more been asked to organise the event, guarantees that all goods on offer are made by the person in the stall. The market is rapidly becoming known as

providing an opportunity to buy good quality craft work, and to see many of the participants at work. Some of the work on sale is

just pleasant to look at, but other work is handsome as well as useful - such as hand made pottery, leather belts and handbags, lamps, clothing, jewellery boxes and mirrors. Here is a chance to own something really exclusive without having to pay inflated gallery prices.

and many will actually be working in their stalls. So you can watch the blacksmith Vito hammering away at his anvil or Mikel cutting leather to make shoes, Carla will be spinning wool and Beate brings along her Iberian loom to show you one of the oldest weaving techniques. Susana is an experienced bookbinder and the handbags made by Tony will last a life time. Are you looking for something for the (grand)children? There are colourful glove and string puppets, hobby horses and soft toys,. And of course there are some stalls with beautifully designed and hand made jewelry in many different materials: silver, enamel, macramé, copper, glass and ceramic.

The Market is not just a collection of craft stalls; a trio of slightly crazy musicians walks around playing medieval music and Ronny walks on stilts, juggles and plays with fire. For the children there are

All participants bring their tools along to make small changes or give a personal touch to the item selected by the customer,

medieval table games (very popular even in these days of computer consoles), an enormous fluffy bear will visit the market and Andy and Karlota will create a magic corner with hundreds of sparkling soap bubbles. Alcalá del Júcar lies hidden in a deep gorge carved by the Júcar river, in a landscape decorated with small waterfalls, large and decorative rocks and hillsides covered with forest. The village is a maze of small stone stairs, has a Roman bridge, three large caves and an imposing castle crowning what is one of Spain’s betterknown tourist attractions. There is a good selection of restaurants, hotels and more humble lodgings. You’ll find Alcalá del Júcar about 40 kms North of the A31 motorway (AlicanteAlbacete), just after you have passed Almansa. The Market opens on Thursday the 24th of March at 6 pm; on Friday, Saturday and Sunday opening times are 11

to 2 in the morning and 5 till 9 in the afternoon, and on Monday only in the morning from 11 till 2. Photographs of the two previous markets you can see at www.amata.es/Alcala14. html and http://www.amata. es/Alcala%2015.html. For more information about the market you can ring Elvira (who speaks English) on 639 979 678. If you want to know what else Alcalá has to offer (all year round!), you can ring the tourist office on 967 473 090.

Residential craft courses

Some of the craft people in the market also take part in a new project set up by the regional Tourist board, the Town Hall and Amata, working together to offer residential craft courses for groups and individuals, with a five day intensive course and plenty of free time to visit the village, the castle and the stunning surroundings. All information about this project you will find in four languages (Spanish, English, German and Dutch) at www.workshopcentre.es.

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Sport News

Benidorm Darts League

This week saw the completion of the league. Foleys were already confirmed as winners, but two successive wins 8 -2 and 9-1 respectively against Wyndhams and Camping Villamar sees them go through the league unbeaten. Pushed all the way by Caspers ,who chased them all the way , finished with a 7 - 3 win against Coco Paradiso. Hepburns

also finished off strongly with a 6-4 win over wyndhams . Although the league is finished it is now on to the knockout cup which is kindly sponsored by your very own Buzz Newspaper. After the knockout cup sees the singles and pairs knockout competions so there is still a lot of darts left to play.

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Molluscs Found In Villa Romana Show Industrial Activity By David Rogers

The discovery of remains of molluscs (most likely snails) in the archaeological site of the Roman town of Albir has shown that there was an industrial area linked to processing the molluscs for consumption or for sale during the last phase of occupation of that settlement, located in the town of Alfaz del Pi, as published by the EFE. This was announced

last week by the municipal archaeologist, Carolina Frias, who has indicated that in the current phase of excavations they have also unveiled a new section of a water pipe and have discovered archaeological steps related to existing spas. The site of El Albir is the subject of an excavation project with fifteen workers in order to “add value” to

one of the main buildings of the town, “We have begun restoration work on the walls, plastering and flooring,” she said. Similarly, they are documenting the findings by orthophotos (a photographic map) to make “a 3D reconstruction of the building, which will be included later in the visitable tour” of the Villa Romana open-air museum,

Don’t Miss Costa Blancas Number One Easter Fair!

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20th March 1pm-6pm

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Brought to you by Keep Calm Events (the same organisers as the highly successful Christmas Fair) which was also held at the Sun Palace Albir. The Easter Fair is set to be bigger and better than any other event around! The fair will be set over three levels with around 100 stalls as well as an outside area, which is rumoured to be where you can find a Hog Roast. With so much to see and do we would recommend y o u don’t leave it too late or you may miss out! Get there early to make sure you can check out everything on offer f r o m homemade jewellery and other hand made arts and crafts,

there will also be refreshments and homemade cakes perfect with a tea or coffee. The fair is perfect for the whole family with enough top keep the kids entertained with face painting, bouncy castle, a mermaid show held in the outdoor pool by ‘Sirenas and to top it all off, kids can get their photo taken with the Easter Bunny and get their own Easter Egg to take away! There will also be a tombola with fantastic p r i z e s , probably best to get your tickets e a r l y before the good prizes disappear! The fair will be held at the Sub Palace, Albir form 1pm-6pm.


Guardia Civil Detain Eight People For Bicycles Thefts The Guardia Civil have arrested eight people, including a minor, suspected of at least 37 offenses of theft, and belonging to a criminal gang residing in the towns of El Campello and Alfaz del Pi. During the investigations police recovered six highend bicycles, which have now been returned to their owners.

their origin, agents initiated an investigation in which it is discovered that these individuals had attempted to commit a burglary at the Tram station cafe, and that bicycles have been stolen in Alfaz del Pi a few days before. Days later they located two other suspects, which were followed by plainclothes officers, and were taken by surprise after

entering a garage were they were committing another robbery. At this time, the area was cordoned and they were caught red-handed, as they attempted to leave the area with three bicycles. The statements of witnesses determined that the alleged perpetrators were organized by a group to commit crimes, and subsequently, statements of the detainees have confirmed this, leading a huge dent into the bicycle theft operation. The detainees are charged with 37 offenses of theft and theft different consideration, and belonging to a criminal group.

By David Rogers

Clubs & Charities

Albir Church of England

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The operation was launched by the Civil Guard of Campello due to the significant increase of reported bicycle theft in the area. Arrests have been achieved thanks to a campaign of surveillance and identification has been carried out in the area. On 15 February, they identified three of the detainees who were carrying several bicycles at a TRAM station. Unable to prove

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Easter Services

The Albir Church of England will be holding the following dedicated services for Easter alongside their usual services. Palm Sunday 20th March 9.45 am. Good Friday 11.00 am. Easter Sunday 27th March 9.45 am.

A service of Holy Communion is held in Albir every Sunday at 9.45am. You can find us in the centre of Albir, turn up the main road hill, Camino de la Cantera, quite near the Consum Supermarket, signposted Rober Palas Hotel, turn right in front of the hotel and the Church (Norwegian Seaman’s Church)

is just inside the next road on the left, Carrer Mart. ALSO every Thursday at 11.00am at the Forum Mare Nostrum, Alfaz del Pi we have a service of Holy Communion. The second Thursday of each month is a healing service If you need any further information please telephone our Local Church Warden , Elaine Mitchell on 96 686 4962 or mobile 636 164 467. Albir is one of eight churches in the Chaplaincy, from Gandia to El Campello and you can find much more information on the website costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org

Always be assured that a warm welcome awaits you.

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Clubs & Charities

U3A Marina Baixa give to local Charity

This week, Rob & Liz from the U3A Marina Baixa, delivered 200 euros of foods, to the Benidorm Social Centre for distribution. The Centre had supplied a list of goods which they needed & the contents were:60 tins of meatballs, lentejas ,

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fabada etc, 20 packs macaroni, 10 packs dried spaghetti. 20 packs of rice, 22 1ltr bottles of oil, 48 litres of milk, 60 tins of tuna, 10 packs of biscuits, 12 1 litre packs of chicken caldo and 3 packs of dried beef stock.

The Department of Tourism of the City is looking for people to act as tour guides, offering services to help with tourist tours through the town. Altea is an eminently tourist town, this being the main economic resource of our city. For several years the Department of Tourism, ahs been organising guided tours through the old town of Altea and Altea la Vella. Also, at certain times where their is a large influx of visitors which normally coincided with festivities they also organise guided tours of the river Algar and other areas. In addition, depending on the group profile of the visitors the tourist office has also offered themes: such as a water route, discover Bellaguarda, Wine Route etc. The tours last approximately 2 hours. The price paid by the City of Altea to the tour guide is 60 euros plus VAT, except for themed tours and custom outings, which will be at a special price. The approximate number of tours from 15 July to 31 December expected would be fifteen, two days a week, usually on Thursday and Saturday visiting Altea la Vella and through the old town of Altea. They are looking for people to fill a number of positions:

Tourist guides or companions with specific knowledge of Altea who have an understanding of history, literature, economics; water route, sites of interest, neighbourhoods in the town. Tourist guide s or companions with general knowledge of the area that can speak Valencian and English and also have knowledge of games and hiking trails. They are also looking for general guides who can speak both Spanish and another language, German, Dutch and English. All interested persons should submit their resume to the Office of Tourism Altea (Calle San Pedro, 14) tourisinfo_altea@gva.es. For people who wish to take part in these fantastic tours visit you just pop into the tourist office and ask for details.


UB40 Return To Benidorm! Astro departed from the band and announced he would be re-joining UB40 founder and former frontman Ali Campbell in the pair’s first performance together in nearly six years. Astro joined Ali Campbell’s December 6th 2013 concert at the O2 Arena London together with original UB40 keyboardist Mickey Virtue. The three original band members Ali Campbell, Mickey Virtue & Astro are on tour and heading to Benidorm Palace on Sunday 27th April 2014! The band are currently on a world tour with dates in the UK set in April before they tour Europe finishing in the United States, then they will make their way to Benidorm! You can visit their new website www.ub40.org for all tour dates and even new music.

The three founding members Ali Campbell, Mickey Virtue and Astro have reformed and reunited to bring you the true sound of UB40 at the Benidorm Palace on Sunday 9th October 2016. The support act is yet to be confirmed, doors open 7:00pm, with the concert starting around 9:00pm/9:30pm finishing approximately 12:30am. You can book tickets on the ticket hotline in advance on 629 056 720 or 666691181 or from 10th April call the Benidorm Palace on 965 851 660 or visit/call -Round Town Travel (BENIDORM): 966 813 261. Tickets start at 50 Euros with VIP tickets costing the most at 95 Euros which includes entry to the after show party! For more information visit heatwavepromotions.com.

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The three founding members have reformed and reunited to bring you the true sound of UB40. They are one of the most commercially successful reggae acts of all time formed in 1978 in Birmingham, UB40 enjoyed 1980s UK chart toppers with ‘Red Red Wine’, ‘Can’t Help Falling In Love’ and ‘I Got You Babe’. The original UB40 played together for about 30 years before singer Ali Campbell left in January 2008. Mickey Virtue departed shortly after that. The remaining members of the group continued to tour under the UB40 name, with Ali’s brother Duncan on vocals. Since the split Ali Campbell, and keyboardist Mickey Virtue continued to work together for 6 years, in November 2013

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Las Fallas the Fiesta Of San Jose 15th-19th March

By Spencer Williams

For five days the castles, monuments and “mascletas” become the protagonists of Benidorm, where the smell of gunpowder is interspersed with the smell of flowers and the music of the bands with the sound of mascletas. A transformation that occurs as a prelude to spring, and on March 19th, everything ends and everything begins; with the last of the ashes people start to dream of Fallas again for the following year.

The festival of San José takes place in Benidorm from the 15th to the19th of March. Like the city of Valencia, Benidorm honours San José with Las Fallas - a festival of nightly street parties and rowdy fireworks. Three giant papiermâché and wax statues (ninots) are erected and then ceremoniously burned to the ground on the final evening. The trio of statues, known as Central Falla, Rincon Falla and Els Tolls Falla, are placed in

the different districts of Benidorm. The areas try to outdo each other with their huge and elaborate designs and often use the statues to poke fun at local celebrities and politicians. The Valencian fiesta is celebrated in Benidorm with the erection of the Fallas and there is plenty to enjoy with fireworks and concerts. The ninots are burnt on the 19th and is the best part of the festival.

Benidorm Las Fallas Schedule TUESDAY 15TH MARCH

“PLANTÁ” (setting up) of the Falla: Falla Benidorm Centro: Plaza de la Hispanidad. Falla Rincón: Av. Ametlla de Mar (opp Burger King) Falla Els Tolls: Tomás Ortuño street.

THURSDAY 17TH MARCH 08:30. “DESPERTÀ” (everyone will wake up with the sound of firecrackers), in the streets surrounding the Falla “Benidorm Centro”. 10:30 h. Parade of the band “L´Illa de Benidorm”, by the streets around the Falla “Rincón de Loix”. Afterwards, parade of Falla “Rincón de Loix” to visit Falla “Benidorm Centro” and then, both Fallas, will go marching to Falla “Els Tolls”. 12:00 h. Parade of Falla “Els Tolls”, around their quarter. 17:00 h. Parade of Falla “Rincón de Loix” around their quarter. 17:30 h. Parade of Falla “Els Tolls” to visit Falla “Benidorm Centro” and, afterwards, both Fallas will go visit the Falla “Rincón de Loix”.

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ITINERARY: Av. Mediterráneo, Doctor Pérez Llorca, Martinez Alejos, Plaza de la Cruz, Alameda, Mayor and Plaza de San Jaime. There will be a BIG FIREWORK DISPLAY after the offering.

SATURDAY 19TH MARCH: Saint Joseph´s Day 08:00 – 08:30 h. “DESPERTÀ”, on the streets surrounding the three Fallas. 12:00 h. Religious service, in honour of Saint Joseph. Falla Els Tolls: Buen Pastor Church. Falla Rincón: Nuestra Señora del Mar Church. 13:00 h. Falla “Benidorm Centro”. Religious service, in honour of Saint Joseph, at Saint James Church. 14:00 h. MAGNIFICENT “MASCLETÁ” (firecrackers sound show) at Falla “Benidorm Centro” (Plaza de la Hispanidad), Falla “Els Tolls” (Tomás Ortuño street) and Falla “Rincón de Loix” (Av. Mediterráneo). 18:00 h. BIG PARADE OF FLOATS, with the participation of the three Fallas. ITINERARY: Av. Juan Fuster Zaragoza, Av. Ametlla de Mar and Av. Mediterráneo, ending at Plaza de la Hispanidad. 23:00 h. “CREMÁ” (Bonfire) of the children Fallas: Benidorm Centro, Rincón de Loix and Els Tolls. 00:00 h. “CREMÁ” of the Falla “Rincón de Loix”. 00:30 h. “CREMÁ” of the Falla “Benidorm Centro”. 01:00 h. “CREMÁ” of the Falla “Els Tolls”.

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08:00. “DESPERTÀ”, in the streets surrounding the “Falla Rincón de Loix.” 08:30. “DESPERTÀ”, in the streets surrounding the Falla “Benidorm Centro”. 12:00 h. Parade of the Falla “Rincón de Loix”, and the Falla “Els Tolls” around their respective quarters. 12:30 h. Parade of the Falla “Benidorm Centro”, around their quarter. 17:30 h. FLOWER OFFERING to the

Virgin of the Suffrage and Saint James, with the participation of the three Fallas. They will meet at Av. Europa / Av. Mediterráneo.

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400 Evacuated After Hotel Fire

By Spencer Williams

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In the early hours of Saturday 12th March a fire broke out in the RH Victoria hotel Benidorm. The incident occurred at 6:35 am on Saturday on the 20th floor of the building, in the laundry room. We are happy to report that there were no casualties or injuries apart from a Dutch visitor that needed assistance after suffering an anxiety attack. The RH Royal hotel welcomed evacuated customers back to their rooms up to the 16th floor at around 7:40 in the morning after the fire was extinguished. The fire had started in the laundry room on the 20th floor leading to the evacuation of around 400 people.

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A statement released by HOSBEC confirmed that the fire detection systems were activated, and the hotel carried out a controlled evacuation of the premises. “This morning there has been a small fire in the hotel RH Victoria. “All the systems of detection and prevention systems have worked in due time and it has carried out a controlled evacuation. After a short time the clients were in their rooms and the hotel’s got back to working as normal” However rumours have spread across social media that the Hotel failed to do a proper headcount and one woman was left sleeping in her bed and was not aware of the incident until she woke a while later. The cause of the fire is yet to be determined.


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Las Fallas Schedule Calpe will be celebrating the Fallas from the 11th to the 19th March 2015. This traditional fiesta marks St Joesphs Day, the 19th of March, which is also Fathers Day in Spain.

11th March 20:00 Opening speeches from the balcony of the Town Hall

16th March 12:00 onwards the planta or construction of the Fallas statues 21:00 Special celebration dinner in the Fallera Marquee with dancing

17th March 07:30 Desperta, early morning parade with fire crackers and music bands from the Casal Faller through the streets of Calpe 13:00 Sardines and Sangria for all the assistants beside the fallas 22:00 Dinner and Dance for the falleros in the Fallero Marque

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07:30 Desperta, early morning parade with fire crackers and music bands from the Casal Faller through

the streets of Calpe. 14:00 Paella for all the assistants beside the fallas 20:00 Flower Offering at the Iglesia Nuestra SeĂąora de las Nieves 21:00 Fiesta Fallera - with meal & dancing in the Fallera Marquee

Emergency Works For Puerto Blanco

19th March 07:30 Desperta, early morning parade with fire crackers and music bands from the Casal Faller through the streets of Calpe. 11:30 Parade of the fiesta queens, towns officials and the falleros through the streets of Calpe 12:30 Mass in honour of San Jose 13:30 Grand Mascleta (day time fireworks) in the Plaza Mayor 19:00 Party in the Fallera Marque 23:00 Crema or burning of the Falla Infantil 00:00 Crema or burning of the Falla Mayor

By David Rogers

The Puerto Blanco Marina, is clinging on to life and last week it was ordered to be closed by the consell Generalitat Valencia which included the eviction of all boats moored in the marina. The closure is due to the terrible condition of the dam wall that surrounds the Marina. It is not every day that a port on the coast of Valencia is ordered to close as it only happens in extreme cases. The marina has been fighting against closure for four years due to the lack of maintenance of the port wall which is a safety risk and some

reports have said that it could collapse at anytime. The Puerto Blanco Marina, has 90 berths for small boats, which was built from a grant from the Consell in 1983. The port has been given time in the past to voluntary evacuate so that needed repairs and maintenance could

be carried out. It has now been announced that the marina will be saved and only closed temporarily after the local government awarded an emergency fund of 600,000 Euros so that the port wall can be repaired and the marina reopened.


Tourist Info Caters Installs Hard of Hearing System

By David Rogers

The Tourist Information Centre in El Campello has now installed a device to cater to tourists with hearing disabilities. Recently, The Tourist Information Centre in El Campello situated in Calle San Bartolome has now installed a device to cater to tourists with hearing disabilities, the system will allow people with hearing difficulties to interact and receive a higher quality service. The Valencia Region Tourist Board has been working on providing more ways of making tourist centres more accessible to visitors and residents, as well as the new hard of hearing system, they have also recently been able to supple publications in braille

for people with sight impairment. No matter what disability a person haves, the Valencian tourist board wants everyone to be able to enjoy the tourist facilities throughout the region. The hearing system installed is a magnetic loop, notices and stickers showing the ‘T’ symbol, which is internationally recognised, informs visitors of the availability of the technology. The department of tourism has been working hard to introduce the hearing systems in as many tourist locations as possible as well as providing audio guides in different languages, which are clearly marked at available locations.

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Easter Service On The Beach

EASTER sunrise services in the UK often have one thing missing – the sun. However, that is not usually a problem in Spain and members of Javea International Baptist Church (JIBC) will be getting up early to see it rise this Easter Sunday (March 27). They are inviting members of the public to join them on the beach near La Siesta, between the Arenal and Javea Port, for the short, informal worship service, which starts at around 7.40am. JIBC Pastor Steve Hall said: “What better time is there to start to mark the most important day in the Christian calendar than at sunrise? Easter Day is a glorious day of celebration for all Christians as we remember the

Resurrection of Christ. We hope that many people will join with us as we meet together to mark this special day.” For those not wishing to get up quite so early, JIBC will be holding a traditional Easter Sunday service at the Church Centre, Carrer Favara 8, in the Pueblo at 10.30am. There will also be a service on Good Friday (March 25), also at 10.30am. JIBC is an English-speaking church that meets for worship every Sunday morning. It also holds regular activities throughout the week. All are welcome. Go to javeabaptist. com for a map and directions, or phone 965 795 847 for more details.

U3A Photographers Take Trip To Santa Maria Monastery

Led by Group Leader, Peter Tomlin, the members of the Digital Photography Group of the U3A Vall del Pop visited the Monastery of Santa Maria la Valldigdna in Simat recently and took a wide variety of pictures of this lovely old building. The monastery dates back to 1297 and was occupied by monks until 1835 when they were forced to leave. The monastery was then plundered and many artefacts removed and destroyed, however, it is now undergoing m a j o r restoration, much of which has been completed. T h e

monastery is well worth a visit with lots of interesting items to see. Following their ‘shoot’ the members enjoyed lunch at a local café.

www.u3avalldelpop.com U3A Vall del Pop always has ‘Something Going On’

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TM Lions Lend a Hand To MABS

By David Rogers

When MABS recently decided that, to further extend the fantastic levels of care and support which they offer to cancer patients, they needed to purchase two more fully adjustable, electrically operated beds, which not only ensure greater comfort for the occupant but also make

it easier to administer care & treatment, MABS President, Jacqui Phillips, approached T.M. Lions to ask if the Club would be willing to make a donation towards the fairly substantial cost of 1,500.00 euros per bed. In response, T.M. Lions offered to meet the full cost of one of these

beds and, on 23rd February, T.M. Lions President, David Platt, with a number of Lions Club Members in support, presented a delighted Jacqui with a cheque for 1,500.00 euros at an informal ceremony in the MABS Meeting Room, Photo: from left, Lions Treasurer, John Snell; MABS Director, Sue Reula; Lion Gary Vincent; Lion Policlínica IMED, Teula- Sue Suri; MABS President, Jacqui Phillips M.B.E.; Lion Laura Hillstead; Lions President, David Platt; Lion Sue Platt; Lion John Evans; Lions Welfare Committee Chairperson, Carol McGrae; da.

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bishment of children’s playgrounds, parks and city centre will be cleaned, some additional paint jobs will be done, as well as gardening where necessary. The Mirador del Mediterrani (Plaza

Gabriel Miró) in Teulada has been reconditioned. The following work has been done: maintenance and refurb of chattels and kiddy’s park as well as some general painting and cleaning jobs.

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Rotory International Fellowship Costa Blanca North

Chairman David Pierson welcomed 33 members and guests to the meeting on Friday 4th March which was to be followed by our AGM instead of our normal speaker. He particularly welcomed Shane Martin guest of Bob and Margaret Hunt and he was very pleased to present new member Laura Hillstead with her membership badge. David had attended Denia Rotary Fellowship on Tuesday and brought best wishes from their President Dick. After lunch and after whisking us back in time with his ditty on ‘The Good Olde Days’, Chairman David continued the meeting with the AGM: Treasurer Bob Hunt circulated the financial accounts for the

year and Chairman David gave his report on the year’s activities, membership, attendance, charity donations and trips and thanked members for their help in running the fellowship and Los Leones for looking after us so well. Chairman and committee members were voted en bloc to continue for the forthcoming year. The venue for our day out on 30th September has

been changed to a visit to the wine growing area of Jumilla. Chairman David thanked Martin Bentley and his team of helpers who organised our Auction last week and thanked Paul Ridge for printing our annual Blue Book and the visiting style cards promoting the fellowship which members should give out to potential new members. Our president next week will be Keith Pacey and the speaker Nikki Luxford who will bring us up to date on the village in Malawi. We meet at 13.15 for 13.45 every Friday at Los Leones, Sol Park, Moraira when we enjoy a meal in a very relaxed manner, after which we normally have a speaker. We have a book and DVD exchange most weeks and a raffle each month which add to our charity fund. Please phone 965 795 421 to add your name/ names to our Friday meeting list by WEDNESDAY 17.00 hrs. Our dress code is smart casual. www.rotarycostablanca.wikidot.com

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are coming up fast on the rails and are just behind the leaders.At the other end we have our usual suspect Handbrake City holding everybody else up. Top scoring team this week was Joe’s A.C.Eccles who bagged 59 points which puts his team in our Monthly Premier Imports Draw for a case of Cava along with our lowest scoring team Rachel’s Revenge who finished up with a minus 5. Manager of the Month for March is being generously sponsored by Danny at the Sarita’s top Restaurant in Albir who provide a super authentic Indian Cuisine Menu at reasonable prices.With only 2 weeks gone Maxine’s Plaistow13hammers have a fragile 5 point advantage over Joe’s A.C.Eccles.Benidorm Trotters and The Bluebells are also contenders for this excellent meal for 2 at Sarita’s. Bryan’s team When Skies are Grey have won this week’s Breakfast for 2 at Rafters sponsored by Kate after jumping up 35 places to number 94 in the League. Jin’s Dream Team joined our other Lady Manager in the last 8 of our RTN K.O.Cup Competition when they won their replay against Johnny’s Rockets by 44-37.The other replay was won by Bribed by Blatter who easily disposed of Chris’s Flying Swans by 26-12. At the time of going to press I have not had time to collate all the points for our RTN F.A.Cup League but I’m sure by the time you read this all the up to date information will be on our very popular website which is www.alfazffl.com or if you can’t access the web you can always pop into one our Bars which display all the League Tables and Results on their Notice Boards.In Albir The Local & Wyndhams,in Benidorm Union Jack,in Alfaz Robin’s Nest and on the other side of the tunnel in Moraira Barilloche.

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There was one F.A.Cup Replay,Four 6th Round F.A.Cup Ties and 3 Premier League games which contributed to Alfaz Fantasy Football League 23 goals,6 clean sheets,25 yellow cards and 3 red ones. This week’s naughty boys were Southampton’s Mane(for the 2nd time this Season) while the other 2 were Chelsea’s Pantomime Villain Costa and Everton’s Mister nice Guy Barry who were both removed from that feisty encounter at Goodison Park by Referee Mike Oliver. Joe’s team Keith Lard F.C.had their advantage at the top of the A.F.F.L.cut to only 25 points by Scott’s Dog Dale.Maxine’s Plaistow13hammers and Darren’s team The Pheonix Club both remain in 3rd & 4th position and are well within striking distance of the Summit.Down at the foot of the table Lyn’s Handbrake City had a good week but they still have a lot to do to catch up to the rest. Our U.K.T.V.SPAIN Junior League is shaping up to be the most open and exciting for years. At the moment Nathan’s Tyrannosuarez-Rex F.C. and Harley’s Ginger Ninjar keep swapping places at the top,this week Nathan’s team have a slight 9 point lead over Harley’s team.Last Years winners of this Section Super Rhys can’t be ruled out of the equation and are waiting for any slip up from the front runners.The opposite end of the table is just as exciting as the top with Bradley’s team Hero to Zero and Lily’s Sponge Bob both dead level on points when at one time Hero to Zero were nailed on to receive the Wooden Spoon. Maxine’s Plaistow13hammers are enjoying a good run of form thanks to West Ham’s cup exploits.Currently they have a comfortable 30 point advantage over Joanna’s Hup Hannah City in our Mark Carter Ladies Section.They are also leading the chase for our 20 euro voucher sponsored by QUICK SAVE Supermarket in Albir by having a 9 point lead over Isobel’s team The Bluebells. In our Leonard Knowles Construction Golden Boot League James’s Jukeboxers have have got the top spot back from David’s Pearson’s Smashers but only with a narrow 2 points separating them.Tom’s team Benidorm Trotters are the team to watch out for in this Section as they

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The Grill House Continue To Roast Their Opponents

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The Benidorm pool leagues defending Champions “The Grill House” moved a step closer to retaining the title they won in 2015 with a convincing win over the Stretford Jukebox 7-3. Leading 7-1 and looking to extend their lead, they came across a determined duo in Paul Reddy & Kevin Kennedy who put on a last gasp attempt and rescued two points for the Stretford Jukebox. Will this affect the end table with a point per frame awarded? We shall see but all eyes will now be firmly on the next fixture on the 24th March which brings the two giants together, London bar A against the Grill house. After the London bar A team dispatched their B team 6-4, they remain the Grill houses closet challenger. With a game in hand, the fixture on the 24th is a must win for the London bar as they attempt to do the league & cup double after already winning the team cup in January. A draw is the only blemish on a fine start to 2016 for the lads at the London bar, largely down to the “Sniper” Tom King, his success rate is 24 wins from 28 which puts him at the top of the league rankings. The Rockstar continue their impressive form beating title hopefuls Serena’s bar. After trailing 0-3 & 2-4 Rockstar’s Juanfran Del Castillo & co had other ideas & stole the show with a great

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comeback winning the last four singles & the match 6-4. This moves the Rockstar up a place in the league to 5th but has severely dented Serena’s push for the title. The Tartan bar continue to blow hot & cold with this unexpected loss to Bobby’s bar. A lot of talent in their team but the loss of players & the transfers they made, have not all worked out for them. While Bobby’s bar have had their own selection problems of late, this was a game up for grabs & it was Bobby’s boys who won the match 3-7. Pride was at stake for the last match and that was “true Yorkshire Pride” as in, A verses B teams. The B team held the advantage over their A team before this match & although they stay above their rivals despite the loss, they hand advantage back to the A team due to the game played less. After the A team led 6-2, wins

for the B teams Neil Jones & John Mcarthy kept the score line to a respectable 6-4. A win in their game in hand for the A team will see them leapfrog the B’s & claim Yorkshire’s bragging rights. All matches start at 9pm every Thursday, why not come along and join in the fun. All fixtures and results can be found at www.x-patspoolleagues.com or visit our face-book page, X-Pats Pool Leagues.

Javea Green Championship Finals by Eric Malpus

Two days of glorious weather was matched by two days of glorious bowling, as Javea Green Bowls Club enjoyed their Championship Finals. Often people say that the standards are poorer in the Finals than the semi-finals, but this year that was certainly not the case. I cannot cover every match in detail but pride of place must go to Diane Wynne who, after being runner-up on three previous occasions, finally lifted the Ladies Singles Trophy beating Chris Evans. The Gents Singles went to Alan Phillips defeating Greg Sperring and the Mixed Singles to Nick Cole against a “gutsy” John Pittaway. Another special mention for our Novices, less than two years bowling experience, who both performed well and showed that the future looks bright, Peter Shaw overcame Steve Lilley. The Veterans Trophy was one of the closest matches played and last years’ Novices winner Chris Salter, took the experienced Jonathan Barr to the wire, before finally missing out 19-21. On the first day of Competition the Mixed Rinks match was settled on the last end as Wendy Symonds, Steve Upton, Tony Hesketh-Field and Jenny Rich won 14-13 against Chris Salter, Pat Pittaway, Dave Gardiner and John Pit-

taway. At the same time the Mixed Triples match was also the subject of a tense finish and Umpire of the Day John Hendrick, was called to adjudicate on the tightest of measures. After much deliberation it went to Gail Chick, Barry Elms and Greg Sperring to give them a 15-14 victory over Chris Reeves, Carol Davey and Dennis Reeves. There are now four Pairs competitions and the winners in the Mixed Pairs were Chris Evans and Clive English against Velia Wood and Nick Cole, the Drawn Aussie Pairs was won by Jill Nobbs and John Pittaway against Brenda Burgess and Greg Sperring, the Ladies Pairs went to Gail Chick and Chris Evans over Olive Lutz and Velia Wood and finally the Gents Pairs was won by Gary Kent and Alan Phillips against Barry Elms and Greg Sperring. Our Club Captain Jenny Rich thanked all of the supporters for turning out and making the afternoon special and enjoying the now traditional “free” tapas and also thanked Jan and Alan Phillips for their organisation over the last six months. A special mention was given to our “newer” bowlers Steve Upton, Chris Salter and Peter Shaw for reaching the Championship Finals.


CHELTENHAM FESTIVAL 2016 - This year’s Cheltenham Festival gets underway on Tuesday, March 15. On the opening day, trainer Willie Mullins will be hoping his superstar mare Annie Power can finally capture a Cheltenham Festival victory in the Champion Hurdle, however old favourite My Tent Or Yours will be looking to make a sensational return for Nicky Henderson after almost two years off the track. The Queen Mother Champion Chase on Ladies Day sees another potential

Mullins/Henderson battle as last year’s Arkle winner Un De Sceaux takes on a rejuvenated Sprinter Sacre, winner of this race back in 2013. On St Patrick’s Thursday, Thistlecrack goes in the World Hurdle for trainer Colin Tizzard, who will also saddle two-time Festival winner Cue Card on the fourth and final day of the Festival in the allimportant Gold Cup. With Don Cossack and Vautour likely to line up against him, the big race is sure to be a thriller!

Ruby Walsh On Last Years Fall back to the weigh-room. “There were loads of spectators along the walk-way, but I was in my own world. Don’t ask me what anyone said, I wasn’t listening. Champion jockey Ruby Walsh has fallen around 946 times in his career – tumbling a total of 5,124ft, data from Paddy Power has revealed. Based on 10,872 rides over 20 years of riding out – and the height a horse’s back to the ground being around 5ft 5in – the cumulative height he has fallen over the years is an astonishing 5,124 ft. Put together that is: Well above Ben Nevis, the highest mountain in the UK (4,409ft) – Almost twice the height of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world at (2,722ft) – More than three times the height of the Empire State Building (1,451ft)– Five times the height of London’s Shard (1,004ft)

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13.30: Neptune Investment Management Novices’ Hurdle 14.10: RSA Chase 14.50: Coral Cup Hurdle 15.30: Betway Queen Mother Champion Chase 16.10: Glenfarclas Cross Country Chase 16.50: Fred Winter Juvenile Handicap Hurdle 17.30: Wetherbys Champion Bumper

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13.30: JLT Novices’ Chase 14.10: Pertemps Network Final 14.50: Ryanair Chase 15.30: Ryanair World Hurdle 16.10: Brown Advisory & Merriebelle Stable Plate 16.50: The Trull House Stud Mares’ Novices’ Hurdle 17.30: The Fulke Walwyn Kim Muir Handicap Chase

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13.30: JCB Triumph Hurdle 14.10: Vincent O’Brien County Handicap Hurdle 14.50: Albert Bartlett Novices’ Hurdle 15.30: Timico Cheltenham Gold Cup 16.10: St James’s Place Foxhunter Chase 16.50: Martin Pipe Conditional Jockeys’ Handicap Hurdle 17.30: The Johnny Henderson Grand Annual Handicap Chase

Formula One 2016 Starts In Australia With Brand New Qualifying Rules

The FIA has revised Formula 1’s sporting rules to reflect controversial changes to the qualifying format. The new knockout system will now be enforced from the season-opening Australian Grand Prix, despite suggestions from F1 commercial chief Bernie Ecclestone that its introduction would be delayed because of logistical problems. The governing body approved a revised knockout format for the 2016 F1 season at a meeting of the World Motor Sport Council on March 4. The format retains three separate qualifying periods running over the course of an hour, but mandates that the slowest cars should now be eliminated at 90-second intervals during the second half of each segment. Following revisions to Article 33 of F1’s sporting regulations, this is how the new procedure will work:

Qualifying Session 1 Will run for 16 minutes. All cars permitted on track. The slowest driver will be eliminated after 7 minutes and must return to the pitlane.

- The same procedure applies at 8m30s, 10m0s, 11m30s, 13m0s and 14m30s until 16 cars remain. - At the end of Q1 all remaining drivers may complete a flying lap if they have crossed the line in time. - Once those laps are completed and the classification established, the slowest d r i v e r will be

to contest the next stage.

eliminated, leaving 15

Qualifying Session 2 Will run for 15 minutes. All remaining cars permitted on track. The slowest driver will be eliminated after 6 minutes and must return to the pitlane. - The same procedure applies at 7m30s, 9m0s, 10m30s, 12m0s and 13m30s until 9 cars remain. - At the end of Q2 all remaining drivers may complete a flying lap if they have crossed the line in time.

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Annie Power’s fall at the Cheltenham Festival 12 months ago reportedly cost punters up to £50million. Ruby Walsh has spoken about his fall off Annie Power in last year’s Mares’ Hurdle. Writing on Paddy Power’s blog, Walsh said “I still see it in my mind – I just don’t know why it happened. “Annie Power went to the last hurdle clear of the field. I could hear the crowd roaring and I was just waiting to pop it, 3-21 jump – but the jump never came. “It only took a second but in mid-air I was already willing her to ‘just get a leg out’. But she didn’t. Her knees and neck were tucked under her and my thoughts soon switched to ‘Jesus, don’t break your neck.’” He continued “Thankfully, she didn’t and galloped away. I helped the lads to unsaddle her on the track before I made my way down the horse walk-way

TUESDAY MARCH 15

13.30: Sky Bet Supreme Novices’ Hurdle 14.10: Racing Post Arkle Chase 14.50: The Ultima Handicap Chase 15.30: The Stan James Champion Hurdle 16.10: OLBG Mares’ Hurdle 16.50: National Hunt Chase 17.30: The Close Brothers Novices’ Handicap Chase

- Once those laps are completed and the classification established, the slowest driver will be eliminated, leaving 8 to contest the final stage.

Qualifying Session 3 Will run for 14 minutes. All eight remaining cars permitted on track. The slowest driver will be eliminated after 5 minutes and must return to the pitlane. - The same procedure applies at 6m30s, 8m0s, 9m30s, 11m0s and 12m30s until 2 cars remain. - At the end of Q3 both remaining drivers may complete a flying lap if they have crossed the line in time. - Once those laps are completed the final classification will be established. The rules also state: “The procedure is based upon 22 cars being officially eligible to take part in the event. “If 24 cars are eligible, eight will be excluded after Q1 and Q2. “If 26 cars are eligible nine cars will be excluded after Q1 and Q2. “If necessary, the intervals between the sessions and eliminations will be adjusted to ensure Q3 remains unchanged.”

Catch the new Qualifying action on 19th March 7.00am Central European Time.

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England Hold Off Wales To Win Six Nations As France Lose

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England held off a late Wales onslaught to win the Triple Crown and keep their Six Nations Grand Slam hopes alive with a 25-21 win at Twickenham on Saturday. England edged to the brink of a first RBS 6 Nations title for five years with a 25-21 victory over Wales but were forced to survive a late fightback that evoked memories of the final-quarter collapse against their old rival at last autumn’s World Cup. There was plenty of action in an exhilarating start by England that saw Dylan Hartley produce a terrific offload before Youngs was denied a try because of a knock-on. George Ford took the wrong option as England pressed once more – the Bath fly-half had endured a poor start to the game – but the pressure was building and when Wales infringed Farrell was off the mark. Turning to back rows James Haskell and Billy Vunipola to make ground and with Youngs sniping cleverly around the fringes, only desperate late defence from Rob Evans and Gareth Davies prevented Dan Cole from scoring. The Welsh scrum buckled and Farrell was on target and when Dan Lydiate was penalised for not releasing and the lead had been extended to nine points as the first quarter passed.

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England’s onslaught continued with Wales denied the chance to gain any kind of foothold in the game and after 30 minutes the only fault that could be levelled was that the score hailed to reflect the home dominance. That changed quickly, however, when quick ball allowed Itoje to evade two feeble tackles before Brown drew Liam Williams and sent Watson over for his 10th try in 19 internationals. Finally Wales hauled themselves into contention with Jamie Roberts determined to make something happen. The half-time talk in the Welsh dressing room made little impact as runs from Brown and Nowell swept Jones’ men into the 22 before the attack ended with a penalty by Farrell. When Wales won a penalty under the posts, they had little option but to signal for the scrum so great was the deficit. After minutes spent searching for the breakthrough they claimed their prize, Ford taking too long over a routine clearance, Biggar charging down

to score and then converting his own try. The Welsh revival continued and Twickenham fell silent for a spell, but with Farrell adding two penalties in quick succession they had pulled ahead 25-7. Cole was sent to the sin-bin for collapsing a maul, but in the same incident the Leicester tighthead winced in

pain after receiving a palm in the eyes from replacement prop Thomas Francis so the penalty was reversed and England were able to clear their lines. North went over for a try after Liam Williams offloaded in the tackle to Jonathan Davies and when Faletau crossed, Wales had two and a half minutes to the rescue the game but they had run out of time.

Rafael Benitez is confident he can lay the foundations for a bright future at Newcastle if he can avoid relegation from the Premier League. The 55-year-old took over on Friday charged with steering the club to safety over the next 10 games. Those matches will also decide Benitez’s longer-term future, with sources saying his three-year contract contains a break clause in the event of the Magpies going down to the Championship. Benitez, of course, started the campaign at Real Madrid and was engaged in a quest for the biggest silverware in club football and will now end it scrapping for survival, although he insists he is no less excited by what lies ahead. Asked what he would have thought if, told in June, he would end the season on Tyneside, he said: “If I was like I am now -- convinced -- I would be delighted. Why not? “I am someone who analyses things in a certain way. The teams in the Premier League are so big, and

they will be even bigger, so when you see a team like Newcastle with all the potential, you say, ‘We can improve things, we can be very big.’ “So I can do it, and I am convinced that I can do it. But to do that.” Benitez looks like he will also seek the help of club legend, Alan Shearer. Even if it is only as a small advisory role, Shearer is a person who not only does well at seeing weaknesses and ways to improve as a TV pundit but with such a deep history and love for the club he could be a great asset into unlocking the teams potential. Speaking of Shearer, Benitez said “Alan Shearer loves the club,” said Benítez, which is very different from merely owning it. “He told me if you do well it will be amazing. “He said, ‘If you need me or want to know anything – about the city, about the fans, about everything – you can always ask’. But we didn’t have too much time to prepare for Leicester so I said, ‘Listen, fantastic, we will have lunch any time’. He was great, he was really good.”

Benitez Is Back


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PRICE CAP

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Premier League to cap cost of tickets for away fans at ÂŁ30

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Premier League clubs have agreed to impose a cap of ÂŁ30 on the cost of tickets for away supporters for the next three seasons. The cap, which will apply for three seasons from

2016/17 to 2018/19, replaces the current Away Supporters Initiative (ASI) introduced in 2013/14 and coincides with the increased TV broadcasting deal which is due to come into affect.

Premier League clubs have faced criticism over ticket prices in recent months and away fans in particular have felt that they are being priced out of attending live games.

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