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For the first time ever, the Spanish tax office, is sending a warning to taxpayers who are suspected of renting out a second property through adverts on the Internet and not declaring the income. They are also combing the internet for any other links to extra income with any other business or service, ranging from selling clothes, beauty products, sports equipment or even food. If you are declaring your earnings however you have nothing to fear. Continued Page 5.
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April really has lived up to its reputation, showers (well more like rain storms) and some amazing days when you first think wow I’m going out today and then by midday it’s a completely different picture. Confusing! Blazing sunshine and clear blue skies, the umbrella trade has seen its highest turnover since April 2014! Seriously it’s just one of those months that we all know the unpredictable weather will last until the end of the month before we will see a dramatic increase in the temperature especially at night. Our duvets will then be packed away until next winter and our summer wardrobe should be kept at the ready for an airing. Also towards the end of the month we can look forward to the Queens 90th Birthday on the 21st and of course not to forget St Georges Day on Saturday 23rd when many English expats and holidaymakers can join together to enjoy a day of celebrations. We have had a busy weekend with a fantastic turnout for the Specsavers Javea charity birthday bash. Mike and his team were in full swing making the day a huge success. The other great event this last weekend was organised for the charity Guardian Angels and our very own Max Factor was there to enjoy the day and has taken the time to tell us all about it, read all about it on page 53. There are more sports to watch out for during April with the spotlight being on the football premiership and the leaders Leicester that are now running with a clear lead ahead and most probably have enough points to win the league and with the rest of the pack keeping closely poised for the fight to secure the next three top spots, it’s exciting and is still a very open field. At home the sport for the Buzz team has been centred around the expansion of distribution into the South Cost Blanca. Fighting to make a mark on this exciting and very open market place around the areas of Torreveja. The team have been meeting many local businesses that have been looking at how the Buzz newspaper has become the most popular read on the coast. Offering much more than other newspapers, the Buzz team and are now heading towards even more success with many new advertisers taking part in the new FX Gold Card Club. If you own a business and want to drive more customers to you then call the sales team to get a no obligation quotation. See how you can achieve more success with a low cost advertising package that will provide your business with confidence and stability. Our price promise and guarantee is to provide the best value for your money for advertising, the new look Buzz Newspaper is bigger and better and the only newspaper with a comprehensive 14 day TV guide. The new look Buzz is bigger and better than any other alternative and the only newspaper with a comprehensive 14 day TV guide, So don’t waste time, gIve your business the latest Buzz call us today 965 020 250.
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Are You Declaring Your Earnings?
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earned through renting the property, or even whether it has been rented, however, they do have means of find out! At the moment, it’s just a nod to say “We know what you are doing.” You can rest assured that data from various sources such as the electricity and water company will be crosschecked to gain an idea of whether the property has been lived in or whether it has remained empty. If the owner of the property has deposited a rental agreement with his local town hall, they too will hand over the necessary information to the tax inspector. And it’s not only peoplewho rent out a second property without declaring their earnings who will be targeted anyone who seems to be earning money is being targeted such as selling clothes, beauty products, sports equipment or even food. . For example, if you work as a teacher in a school, but give extra classes on the side and advertise this second business online, it’s probable that Hacienda already knows about it and you will receive some kind of warning or check up on your declaration in the future. This year’s campaign for taxpayers’ annual income tax declaration has just begun and should be arriving in the post any time soon.
By Spencer WIlliams
RyanAir has been under fire across social media after allegedly telling a man who had both legs amputated to drag himself down two ramps, across the tarmac and onto the plane. Matthew Parkes, 38, was travelling from Malaga in southern Spain to Manchester with his wife Pamela and his daughter Sophia, aged 4. He told the Manchester Evening News he felt “like a second-class citizen” when he was instructed by gate staff to make his own way to a waiting Ryanair jet. When he refused, he was placed on a stretcher and carried aboard. “I was so embarrassed when this is so fresh to me and I’m still getting used to people staring at me,” Mr Parkes said. “Total humiliation.” Mr Parkes lost both legs and suffered damage to one of his hands on a trip to
Majorca in 2015. His holiday started badly when he began to complain about a sore throat. He then suffered pneumonia and septic shock. Treatment for subsequent organ failure affected circulation and meant his legs would have to be amputated.
His wife took to Facebook on Friday after the story became public. She said her husband had been accused of making up the story. “I hope those that know M a t t h e w know that he has integrity,” she wrote. “He didn’t ask for a refund or a free flight. He stated he would never fly Ryanair again even if free. We will continue to name and shame if (discriminated against).” She said her husband was terrified but wanted to go on a holiday, his first since losing his legs. She said he never expected the treatment he received.
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Taxpayers will receive a written warning together with their income tax review draft saying: “In accordance with data available to the tax office, it has come to light that you have taken out a number of adverts announcing property to rent in various media, including the Internet. We remind you that in the case of having earned money through these adverts, this should be included in your annual declaration, as should any other type of income earned through activities that do not correlate with our fiscal information.” In a bid to control cash-in-hand rental activities, the tax office is mainly targeting people who advertise their property on the Internet through various property portals, and is particularly interested in holiday or short-term rentals. If anyone has advertised a property to rent via the Internet, it is likely that they will receive one of these written warnings with their annual income tax declaration draft in the post. Apparently, Hacienda is adding all the adverts of property to rent to their database so that they can check to see who hasn’t declared the income. And officials won’t know how much has been
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Bacon, Butlers and Spanish Nudists
Foreign Office reveals latest top ten bizarre requests from Brits abroad Confused callers have looked to the Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) for advice on bizarre issues ranging from where to buy English bacon in Europe, how to recruit a butler in Lebanon and how to avoid nudists in southern Spain, it has been revealed. The FCO has released details of the ten weirdest consular calls it has received in the past year, as a reminder to Brits overseas that they should only look to use its services for genuine emergencies.
The calls included:
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· A man planning to move to Spain who was worried he would encounter nudists walking through the streets · A homesick expat asking where he could buy English bacon · A lady in Lebanon looking for help to recruit an English butler · A holidaymaker trying to find Travel Advice for a visit to Coventry · A European filmmaker looking for an English pensioner to play a part in his new film · A woman who was disappointed the British Embassy had not sent someone to give her a tour of St. Petersburg on her arrival in Russia · A man asking for assistance to get illegal employment in Singapore · A mother asking for the contact details of a young British YouTuber, as her son was a fan of his Minecraft videos
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· A confused businessman arrested, and the families of 3,670 how to transfer money and helping looking for information on the who died overseas. Almost 38,000 those caught up in crisis situations. However, recent research* has replacement travel documents were construction of plug sockets revealed that three quarters of Brits · A man in South Korea asking issued. British residents in Spain (74%) wrongly think the FCO can get what he could do with his old pound made more than 13,000 telephone them out of jail if they are arrested, notes Foreign and Commonwealth enquiries in the past year, of which a nearly a quarter (22%) think the Office Minister James Duddridge quarter could have been resolved if FCO can arrange for them to get callers had first searched www.gov. home if they lose their ticket and said: “Our consular staff are a helpful uk. The most frequent topics - for 15% presume the FCO will lend them bunch and do an amazing job helping which there is plenty of information money if theirs is lost or stolen. Kelvin Green, Head of the FCO’s out Brits in trouble around the world online - included applying for – but it is important that people a British passport, getting UK Global Contact Centres, said: “We receive thousands of calls remember they are there to help documents legalised and registering a year, and do all we can to help with genuine people who find themselves emergencies in difficulty abroad. But we and not as an cannot help people make travel alternative arrangements or lifestyle plans, to directory lend them money or pay medical enquiries. and other bills for them. “Every “I would urge people to prepare minute they well before they travel, making sure spend handling they have valid travel documents a call requesting and insurance.” advice on butlers or nudists is time taken away from Useful www.gov.uk links: ‘Information about nudists is outside the British Consulate’s remit’ dealing with life British passport applications and death cases, so I urge the public a birth, death or marriage (see table www.gov.uk/overseas-passports to think before picking up the phone.” below for links). Legalisation of documents In addition, nearly 2000 of the Latest FCO figures show that over www.gov.uk/get-document-legalised the last year almost half a million total calls were inappropriately Registering a birth abroad calls were made to its consular seeking ‘lifestyle’ advice, with www.gov.uk/register-a-birth service –which provides emergency questions sometimes similar to the Registering a death abroad more bizarre examples received help to Britons in trouble overseas. www.gov.uk/register-a-death The vast majority were from worldwide. Getting married abroad FCO staff can support Brits people with genuine requests and www.gov.uk/marriage-abroad the FCO assisted with numerous abroad in many ways – including cases, including 3,250 Brits who arranging to visit vulnerable Brits Copies of birth or marriage certificates etc www.gov.uk/general-register-office were hospitalised, 4,770 who were in hospital or in prison, advising on
Eagles vs Drones
By Spencer WIlliams
Eagles are being trained to protect the Spanish skies and may provide added security for Spain’s Royal Family. Bird trainer Jesús Gómez, 53 heard about Dutch police using eagles to patrol the skies against drones so bought a drone to start training his own eagles. You can search Guard from Above on YouTube and see an amazing video of Eagles capturing drones effectively. “Eagles which have been raised by hand in captivity are fundamental
to maintaining a balance in our environment,” Gómez told Spanish daily El Mundo. “But the world is advancing at such a pace that they have to adapt to new threats. Within about two months the birds knew how to capture the drone and put it on the ground.” The eagles are so effective, according to reports in the Spanish press, even the Royal Family are thinking about using them to patrol the skies over their official residence, the Zarzuela Palace, which happened to be infiltrated by drones in July 2015 the drone pilots were never found.
Pas a Pas (Step By Step)
‘Pas a Pas, Camins Escolars Xàbia’ is a project developed by the Ayuntamiento de Xàbia to encourage the habit of walking to school, a much safer method of travel that driving and more beneficial to the healthy development of the child. It also helps to improve personal self-determination and provide more time to interact with friends and travelling companions. And all this along a walking route that meets road and environmental conditions for the
movement of schoolchildren and, therefore, all residents. The project seeks to reduce the number of private vehicles that jam into the vicinity of the schools on a daily basis with improvements in environmental and safety considerations. Similar projects have been established in Zaragoza and Córdoba as well as in the United States, the United Kingdom and Canada. Read the full story on page 64
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Four-year-old British Boy Drowns In Swimming Pool at Costa Blanca Villa
A four-year-old British boy has drowned in a swimming pool in Spain while on holiday. Emergency services were called to the scene at Rocío del Mar complex resort in Torrevieja, on the southeast coast of Spain, after the child fell in the communal pool. Paramedics attempted to revive the boy but he was pronounced dead at the scene. A spokesperson for the
Foreign Office said: “Following the death of a British national in Spain, we are providing support to their family. Our thoughts are with them at this difficult time.” According to The Local, the British family had only recently arrived in the Costa Blanca resort near Alicante. Local police are investigating the incident. Lupita Diaz, commercial advisor for Mahersol Groupwhich manages apartments at one of the blocks, said they had only just reopened following maintenance over winter. Diaz told the Press Association: “The pool had been closed
over the winter. Tiles were changed or there was some kind of maintenance and it had just opened again. The area is very popular with tourists, many families. The beach is just 100 metres away.” Last summer, a four-year-old British boy drowned in a swimming pool at a holiday villa his family were renting in Spain. The youngster was understood to have fallen into the pool while playing with other children as his parents entertained friends at the large property in the Costa del Sol resort of Mijas. The teenage son of one of the friends raised the alert after discovering the boy floating in
the water. If you staying anywhere with a swimming pool even if it is private always make sure young children are always supervised, also advise young children to keep clear of any filters or water intakes as there have also been accidents where children have been stuck at bottom of pools from suction from inlets.
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Axier Lopez, a journalist for the Basque Magazine posted photographs on social media of police when they arrested a person who did not appear in court. The photographs, which do not even show the faces of the police officers, were posted on Twitter on March 3rd but the Spanish government acted quickly and said it was a contravention of the 2015 Ley Mordaza and imposed a fine of €601 for publishing photos of police without permission. The Basque magazine Argia, which employs Lopez,
decided on Friday that it would refuse to pay the fine calling it “unjust and against the right to press freedom”. The law, brought into force last July by the conservative Popular Party, is fiercely opposed and has raised fears that it would used to curb the freedom of the press as well as the right to peaceful protest. Several people have now fallen foul of the law including a woman who posted a photograph of a police car illegally parked in a disabled bay.
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Heelys Hazardous for Children
By Spencer WIlliams
A research professor of podiatry in the Elche area has issued warnings after research from schools and parents has warned about the risks of the children’s trainers with built in wheels. The sports shoe with training wheels or “Heelys” as they are widely known, are said to cause podiatric problems on children who wear
them for incorrect use, caused by the weight of the shoe, heel height and lack of flexibility and overall instability. According to the study of the UMH, which analyses children between 2 and a half years and 8 and a half years, the shoes puts more than 1.5 and 2.7 times more pressure on the heel than a normal shoe and the weight is more than double that of a normal sports shoe on the heel
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and 40% more on the forefoot. Although this may vary depending on the make and model of the shoe. One of the most critical elements of this shoe is the heel height. The difference between shoes with wheels or no wheels can be up to 5 cm. Scientific studies show that when we are barefoot on the floor, 75% of the weight is borne by the heel and the forefoot 25%. As the heel rises, the forefoot supports a greater load and this can have consequences with growth problems, Freiberg disease or metatarsalgias as well as metatarsalgias as well as many other growth, muscle, tendon and ligament problems, as well as interfering how the child walks in the future which can lead on to an adverse effect on back muscles, and also the hips which can lead to more long term complications with females in their adolescent and adult years. Each year, thanks to an agreement with the Ministry
of Education of the Generalitat Valenciana research can be carried with around 600 children between 7 and 12 years from different schools in towns such as El Campello Elche and Sant Joan d’Alacant. The physical and growth complications are due to unsuitable use such as general walking and daily wear instead of only for recreational use. The General Council of Associations of Podiatrists, after learning this study it has been recommended that schools prohibit children from wearing these shoes to school, parents are also advised that children should wear suitable shoes day to day and the shoes should only be used to “play with”. Safety gear is also usually neglected, it is just as important to ensure that children wear suitable protective equipment like knee, elbow and wrist pads just like normal roller skating and skateboarding as hospitals have seen an increase of fractures and children needing stitches among other related injuries.
Specsavers 10th Birthday
Organised by Stephanie Cooper from Allira Events, the event saw a Mariachi band, free food provided by Laura and Jim from Harrison’s catering, a Mimi’s Salon beauty stall offering hair styling and nail painting, cakes and drink for plenty, all in exchange for a charity donation. Specsavers also kindly donated 10 pairs of glasses to the charity Todos Juntos - to help the families of Javea that are without income or basic needs such as shelter. Todos Juntos were delighted to receive such a generous donation, and let us know that it would help less fortunate families greatly. Stephanie from Allira Events said, “It is such a pleasure to be part of this event and celebration. It has been a great success and a good time was had by all who attended and by all the team.” Jose Chulvi, the mayor of Javea, was there to inaugurate the event and personally congratulate Louise and Mike for their success and their kind donation to the charity, which is run by the Town Hall. A big congratulations to Specsavers Javea, and happy 10th birthday!
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Saturday 9th April 2016 saw Specsavers Javea 10th Birthday event. This was a huge celebration as Javea’s store was the first Specsavers to open in the whole of Spain, although its arrival was not part of a grand plan for Spain at the time, it has developed into something bigger. The store was opened by Mike and Louise Stone in April 2006, with the intention to provide a British standard eye test and value for money to expats living on the Costa Blanca. The store then grew very popular, not just with the British expats, but also those from other European countries such as Norway and Holland. It was clear that there was a ready market for Specsavers Formula od low price combined with the highest standards of professionalism and now, ten years on, Specsavers stores are up and down the Costa Blanca and Costa Del Sol. Mike from Specsavers Javea says, “As more stores opened on the Costa Blanca and Costa del sol, further economies of scale came into play, allowing for a quicker turnaround time for finished glasses. In 2014, Javea started using a Digital Retinal camera as part of the test, to more accurately compare the changes inside the eye and to increase the customers understanding of what an eye test involves, and how the eye test is an important indicator in helping to detect health issues; our customers are now involved in that process, and can see what we can see.”
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Electricity Prices Drop To A Two Year Low Not much has been reported in the Spanish media for quite a while about electricity prices. At one point, the rising cost of electricity dominated the news for quite some time. However, electricity prices are actually falling, so you’d think that the media would want to share the positive news! The cost of electricity during the first quarter of 2016 was approximately 15% less than for the same period of 2015. This means that the public has paid the lowest rate since the first three months of 2014 for their electricity at home. You may have noticed that your energy bills this year are cheaper than they were a year ago if you calculate that you have used roughly the same amount. In monetary terms, according to data and calculations by the CNMC,
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played a huge part in lowering electricity costs. In concrete, January saw wholesaler’s prices reduce to 36,53 euro/MWh and February’s drop to 27,50 euro/MWh, compared to the 51,60 and 42,57 euro/MWh from last year. And in 2014 electricity prices
were similar at 33,62 euro/MWh in January, 17,12 euro/MWh in February and 26,67 euro/MWh in March. Although prices fell drastically during the first two months of this year, they are expected to stay the same or fall slightly in March and register at around 30 euro/MWh.
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It is no exaggeration, I am always a little disappointed when it comes to fast food and with so much choice here in Spain with fantastic Menu del Dias I tend to avoid the likes of Burger King and Mac Donalds which are always overpriced for what you get, and what you get you can barely call a burger.
TGB make their own exclusive bread with TGB’s very own flour. The result is a succulent, tasty roll with a sweet touch, the classic TGB Burger you can get with a decent size beer for 3.50 euros and you seriously won’t be disappointed, the burgers are
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I Meatballs are served in bars and restaurants all over Spain. They can be eaten as tapas or as a main course when they would generally be served with bread or chips.
1kg of minced beef or pork or a combination of both 8 soup spoons of bread crumbs 6 soup spoons of white wine 2 eggs slightly beaten 2 teaspoons of parsley finely chopped 2 cloves of garlic finely chopped a plate of plain flour salt freshly ground black pepper olive oil for frying the meatballs Ingredients for the tomato sauce 8 soup spoons of olive oil 1 onion finely chopped 1kg ripe tomatoes chopped 1 teaspoon of sugar salt freshly ground black pepper It is also common for people to add vegetables and whatever tickles their tastebuds from peas and carrots to peppers and chorizo
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The sauce may vary from bar to bar but here I have given the recipe for a traditional tomato sauce. I have used fresh tomatoes but if you prefer you can use 500g of tinned, chopped tomatoes. There is absolutely no need to peel and deseed the fresh tomatoes as the sauce will be put in a blender once it has cooked. n a large mixing bowl put the parsley, garlic, slightly beaten egg, minced meat, bread crumbs, wine and some salt and pepper to season. Mix well with your hands, then use your hands to make small balls from the mixture and cover them lightly in the flour.
For about 30-35 meatballs
Now you can make a choice. In Spain the meat balls would be fried in a large amount of light olive oil but you may prefer to shallow fry them. Whichever way you choose you should heat the oil in a large, heavy frying pan and cook the meatballs for about 5 minutes turning them often to brown them evenly all over.
Remove the meatballs from the frying pan and place them in a casserole making sure they are not touching the sides of the casserole or each other. To make the sauce heat the oil in a frying pan and add the onion. Fry gently for about 5 minutes until it starts to become golden. Then add the chopped tomatoes and cook them for about 10 minutes crushing them well with the back of a wooden spoon, add the salt, pepper and sugar and cook for a further 5 minutes. Remove the mix from the heat and use a handheld food blender to blend the sauce. Pour the sauce over the meatballs, place the casserole on a gentle heat and cook the meatballs for another 10 or 15 minutes in the sauce. Serve with crusty bread which you can use to mop up all the sauce.
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In the year 711 Tariq ibn Ziyad led a strong Muslim army across the Straits of Gibraltar from Morocco. His army quickly defeated the ruling Visigothic forces of King Roderick and faced little resistance in taking control of their capital, Toledo. With the fall of Cordoba an Islamic state known as ‘Al-Andalus’ was formed under direct control of Damascus, which was the capital of the Islamic world. Only a few years later the Christian Reconquest of Iberia began in the mountains of Asturias and a 700year battle began to evict the occupiers. Whilst the Moors far from controlled the whole territory it wasn’t until 1492 that the Christian Reconquest was complete when the city of Granada fell to ‘Los Reyes Católicos’.
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And that snippet of history can be used to explain the many ‘Moros y Cristianos’ festivals, which take place in Spain every year. Locals dress up as either Moors or Christians and enact battle scenes between the two groups that took place during the Reconquista. If you’re only able to see one of them then it must be the one in Alcoy in the province of Alicante, which commemorates the Battle of Alcoy in 1275 when St George helped defeat the Moorish forces lead by Al Azraq. Although there is no attempt to achieve historical accuracy this is one of Spain’s great festivals, or the greatest of all Spanish Fiestas. Nowhere is the re-enactment of the Moros y Cristianos festivity as spectacular as in Alcoi. It
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commemorates events that took place in the XIII Century, in the times of Jaime I the Conqueror, when the city was attacked by troops led by the Moorish captain, Al-Azraq. According to the legend, St. George appeared on horseback and came to the aid of the city. To show their gratitude, the townspeople promised to build a church in his honour, and to hold annual festivities. In Alcoi this spectacle is declared an International Tourist Interest. During the 22nd, 23rd y 24th of April, Alcoi is a euphoric explosion of joy, and the city is adorned with thousands of white flags with St. George’s cross on and just as many green pennants with the crescent moon of Islam. La Diana (a military call to wake up the inhabitants), processions, and Entradas (entrance processions) all follow on, setting the scene for the taking of the castle by the Moors and the recapturing by the Christians. The constant beating of the kettledrums, the trumpets, the mass firing of the arcabuces (harquebus, a type of old-fashioned weapon like a musket) in the heat of battle, the smell of gunpowder, the smoke... It’s impressive! The two entrance parades or Entradastake place on the first day, the Christian troops in the morning and the Moors in the afternoon. The lavish colours of the costumes, the music, the Baroque style of the banners, and the twirls and turns made by los cabos de escuadras (the sergeants of each army division) fill the watching crowds with an air of
unreality. The second day is the 23rd, and is the feast day of St. George. This is a day when the religious aspects are remembered, in the chapel, with the procession of the relic, and in the figure of San Jordiet, a boy who is younger than eight dressed as a Roman soldier. The 24th is el Dia del Alardo (the day of the battle), and the skirmishes with blunderbusses and harquebusiers firearms begin. The Christians wearing armour and the Moors in their cloaks begin to fight a battle that every year, since 1276, ends in victory for the Christians. Then, when peace reigns, San Jordiet appears on the battlements of the castle to the cheering of the public, officially ending the festivities until next year. Many other towns, especially in the Valencia region, celebrate this festival on different dates including Villajoyosa, near Benidorm in late July which is known as the next biggest Moors and Christians festival in the area, old replica boats act out the landing on the beaches which is huge and everyone from Villajoyosa to Benidorm all the way back to Finestrat and La Nucia can hear the cannons blasting throughout this festival. Bocairent celebrates extremely early in the year during February. The most popular time for Moors and Christians is from late July right until the end of October with the majority of towns celebrating throughout Marina Baixa and Marina Alta on different weeks.
Common Causes of Road Rage
For the majority of motorists, driving in a courteous manner is the most natural way to progress, however, there are occasions when a normally calm driver see red and is transformed into a monster. Road rage can affect everybody, but most of the time the most frustrating causes of an increase in stress levels are caused by other people, often unintentionally, but sometimes by those few drivers whose selfish and almost bullying attitude poses a risk to everybody on the road. Amongst the most common bad habits is “aggressive driving”, defined as “any ways that directly or indirectly affect both pedestrians and drivers and cause, harm or damage to other people moving at the same time where traffic flows”. In high-traffic situations, when there are many drivers who interact at the same time, there is often an increase in aggressive behaviour by some, but this is not necessarily a new phenomenon as it has been present almost as long as roads and cars themselves have existed.
Their report offers two main reasons why this aggressiveness increases. When driving a car without being aware of the many psychophysiological mechanisms that will be useful to strengthen the capacity to react in time to adversity when we are driving, and the increase caused by drivers being seemingly unpunished for their actions.
es of driving. Many of these factors are illegal, as they can all be extremely dangerous, and so we will look at some of the most common mistakes, in the hope that if we are aware of some of the factors that can cause road rage, we can avoid creating the situation ourselves, either unintentionally or otherwise. Some of the most common avoidable “mistakes” that can lead to road rage include blocking junctions, such
tions that drivers find. Trying to sneak past traffic cues by using the hard shoulder or slip road is equally frustrating for many.
At these same slip roads, some drivers will actively accelerate in order to prevent a vehicle from joining the main carriageway. This increase in speed also means that your vehicle is heading faster towards a potential collision situation. It is far better to take the courteous option, if possi-
Many of the elements that influence the violent reactions behind the wheel have to do with stereotypes. For example, some people react aggressively on the grounds of sex against women, against novice and older drivers. In addition, racism and even a person´s clothing can cause an increase in driver aggression. Other driver´s actions such as seeing a driver using a mobile phone or carrying out a seemingly dangerous or unnecessary manoeuvre, or speeding, can all increase the stress-
as a vehicle stopping in the middle of a crossroads when their exit wasn´t clear, thus blocking the flow of traffic across the junction when the priority changes. Centre-lane hogging on motorways, or even, in some cases, remaining in the left-hand lane on a motorway. In Spain we drive on the right, in fact as far right as possible, according to the law, and although multiple lanes exist for overtaking, a vehicle must return to the right-hand lane once the move is complete, subject to instructions from signs and signals. Weaving in and out of lanes in a traffic jam causes frustrations, largely as this impedes the flow of the lane that the vehicle is joining and can amplify delays for everybody waiting. Dazzling oncoming vehicles because our headlights are not set correctly or we may have them on full beam unnecessarily. The same applies for fog lights, which should only be used in the case of a severe reduction in visibility. Having alight out is also a frustration for many, and a dangerous and illegal situation too. At night, a car with only one headlight may be confused for a motorcycle. Having a back light or brake light missing can not only cause confusion, it is extremely dangerous, which is why it is illegal. Stealing parking spaces is high on the list of frustrations for many drivers. When you wait patiently for a vehicle to vacate, and another car sneaks in the gap before you can be one of the most frustrating condi-
ble, and back-off to allow vehicles to join the flow of traffic with you. The same applies for overtaking. A vehicle is only allowed to overtake if it can return to the flow of traffic safely in front of the vehicle it wants to pass. However, if that, or any other vehicle prevents its safe return by perhaps increasing speed, then the situation becomes extremely dangerous.
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Social factors largely determine this aggressiveness. Haste, noisy envi-
ronments, many people in a confined space, stress that accompanies our daily lives, are all situations that increase our aggressiveness behind the wheel, according to a recent report by LegalCar.
Failing to maintain the correct distance from the vehicle in front is a very dangerous and illegal move, and it is one of the biggest frustrations for many. Maintaining a safe distance is crucial at all times. However, the biggest cause of aggressive behaviour and the biggest frustration for many road users is failing to use indicators. Remember, indicators are there to “indicate” our intentions to other road users. They should be used BEFORE a manoeuvre is carried out. Always remember the basics, Mirror – Signal – Manoeuvre. If you don´t indicate, or if you indicate too late, you are not telling other road users of your intention, creating a potentially dangerous situation, and for that reason you face a fine. The same applies to cancelling your indicators. Make sure they have been cancelled once the move is complete.
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Traffic Police Suggested as Driving Test Examiners A national federation representing driving schools across Spain has come up with a proposal to help reduce the backlog of examinations caused by recent industrial action by examiners.
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The CNAE say that more than a dozen provinces have not yet recovered from the action, with student drivers having to wait for between one and two months for an appointment for their driving test. In some cases, the student driver isn´t notified until 48 hours before the practical examination.
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The situation seems to be getting worse, according to the federation, with attempts to fill vacancies for examiners failing and more leaving the industry on a daily basis. The solution the CNAE have come up with and are proposing, is utilising serving officers from the Guardia Civil traffic department to conduct both the theory and practical examinations. Although the idea of a uniformed traffic cop sitting alongside a nervous, novice driver conducting the
This Week In Automotive History
Robert (Bob) R. Burman wanted to go fast and eventually his need for speed got test might well be one of the him killed. At the age of just 31 Burman most daunting prospect that was killed on this day in 1916 when his the candidates may face, the open-cockpit Peugeot rolled over during federation believe that the a race in Corona, California. The accident officers are uniquely placed also took the lives of three spectators and in their knowledge of traffic seriously injured five others. law and procedure to conBefore his fateful wreck Burman had duct the tests, and would quite a career. He was an all American racerequire very little additional car driver, born in Michigan in 1884. He took training in order to achieve the checkered flag in the inaugural Prest-Othis. Lite Trophy Race, the precursor to the Indy 500, in 1909. He went on to participate in The idea comes from the first ever Indianapolis 500 two years France where the governlater. He also set numerous world records ment has allowed other debehind the wheel of a 200hp Blitzen Benz partments to control the theat Daytona Beach and at Indianapolis Motor ory test, and, in some cases, Speedway. have used gendarmes in test Following his death two of his friends situations on closed tracks. were inspired to build a racecar that would be much safer for the driver. Barney Oldfield It should be pointed out and Harry Arminius Miller invented what is however that this is just a now referred to as a roll cage, but they took suggestion from the federit one step ation and has not been forfarther. They mally proposed, so is unlikecompletely to become a reality any ly enclosed time soon, if ever. their racecar, dubbing it the Golden Submarine, which was completed in 07.09.15 12:29:52 [Motif '433686(1-1)/Manukyan' - Dialog40cn710 | Costa Nachrichten |1917. The Post] of karenm (Color arch)
Demand for Property in the Valencia Region Will Rocket
According to the latest forecast by the Bank of Spain (Banco de EspaĂąa), thousands of new properties will need to be constructed in the Valencia Region over the next few years to be able to cope with the rising demand for them in this area. And, despite the fact that the Valencia Region is still one of the autonomous regions with the greatest amount of excess stock of unsold properties, the financial entity is certain that this will not interfere with the growing interest for residential property within the Mediterranean area. The Bank of Spain has calculated that between now and 2029 it will be necessary to construct around 20,000 new properties, which will be added to the 85,000 that are already for sale in the region. New properties are required in the area because the buildings already in existence do not fit in with the requirements of the potential buyers who are currently showing an interest. So, it seems that there is a slight quandary as there is demand for property in the region, yet the 85,000 un-
sold new properties don’t quite make the mark for what the new type of investor is looking for. As a result, the property developers with money can afford to start building again and design properties according to the tastes of the future potential buyers, while the stock of unsold and empty property is likely to remain untouched, or reduced in more time as reports have recently revealed. The majority of this stock is concentrated in the interior zones of the provinces of Alicante and Valencia as well as in the whole of the province of Castellón, the latter being the province with the greatest amount of excess stock of unsold properties in the country. Because of this situation, the banks are actually lending money to creditworthy developers so that they can begin to construct new developments along the Alicante and Valencia coast. And this is despite the fact that new property is barely selling at the moment and it is the resales that are bringing in the money. Last year, only 9,800 new builds
were sold in the region, while 42,000 second-hand properties were purchased. Factors such as the high unemployment rate and the amount of unsold properties that still need to be sold are still detaining the full recovery of the property market and will continue to do so in the short term.
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Property Sales In Spain Expected To Rise By 20% This Year
The forecast for the residential property market in Spain for this year couldn’t look more promising, according to leading global real-estate consultants CBRE. In the company’s latest report experts have calculated that more houses will be sold this year than last year, the excess stock of un-
sold empty properties will be reduced and house prices will go up. It seems that 2016 is the beginning of a new expansive cycle for Spanish residential property and things are only moving upwards. CBRE has forecast that this year property purchases will increase a massive 20% from last year. But,
cities, namely Valencia, Malaga and Bilbao will also dominate as popular destinations of high demand. In fact, over the next couple of years, CBRE believes that much of the future new construction will take place in these three latter cities, and will overtake Madrid, Barcelona and the Costa del Sol in the number of new builds being constructed. Nevertheless, no one expects the same mistakes as before when it comes to an increase in construction and property prices. The market is well aware of the mistakes made and is adamant that there will be no repeat of the property crash of 2007. In any case, it is unlikely to happen as circumstances are not the same nowadays: the population is stabilising in terms of numbers, people are more cautious with their money, more people are renting and banks are no longer throwing their money around. This time, the growth of the property sector is much more rational and sustainable.
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not only that, house prices will also go up approximately 5%, basically following the trend in major cities like Madrid and Barcelona. And, that’s not the end of the good news either. With regards to new construction, which has been suffering for years despite the recent upturn in activity, this year could see between 60,000 and 65,000 new properties being built. While this is still a long way off the optimum figure of around 150,000, it is still much better than the 45,000 new constructions from 2015. Now, taking a look at the excess stock, which, frankly, if it didn’t exist would put a whole new positive spin on the property and construction sector in this country, it has been calculated that up to 100,000 of these properties will be sold. This would mean that 2016 will end the year with just 300,000 left, a far cry from the 750,000 of a few years’ ago. This year, property purchases will rocket in major cities, and added to Madrid and Barcelona, other
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How Long It Takes to Sell Your Property Depends on Where You Live
On the other hand, the provinces in which it takes the least amount of time to sell a property include: Ceuta (3.7 months), Melilla, Soria, Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Madrid, Barcelona, Zaragoza and Teruel, all of which are below 7 months. In summary, it still takes more than a year to sell a property in 20 provinces in Spain, and 30 provinces register at higher than the national average of 10.2 months. However, the fact that houses are selling once more has affected their prices. The majority of owners who are selling now are not in such a panic about finding a buyer and therefore will not take the first offer if it is a very low one. As a result, owners are giving away less discount than before – around 15% - and are refusing to let their property go for ridiculously cheap prices.
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We are all in agreement that the property sector has recovered from the economic crisis, which suffered its worst years in 2012 and 2013. House prices are slowly rising, albeit they are rising a lot quicker in some areas than others, credit is flowing more freely from the banks and houses are selling. But, how long does it actually take to sell a property on average? Well, that depends on where you live, and on the price, of course. According to Tinsa, on average a property will sell in approximately 10.2 months. This is already considerably less time than it was only six months ago, at 10.6 months, and especially than the 11.5 months in 2014 and 13.2 months in 2013. Properties situated in areas where the demand is high, will obviously sell much quicker than those where fewer people want to live. Research shows that a house will stay on the market for the longest amount of time in Cantabria, where it will take an average of 18.6 months to sell. Also significantly above the national average are: A Coruña, Ávila, Salamanca, Segovia, Vizcaya and Álava. And just below these but still above the national average are: Pontevedra, Ourense, Valladolid, Valencia, Castellón, Tarragona, Ciudad Real, Toledo and Guadalajara.
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How Long It Takes to Sell Your Property Depends on Where You Live of 2016, which is an annual decline of 0.5%, according to statistics from property valuators ST Sociedad de Tasación. These figures show that house prices are continuing to stabilize in this country, but when you look at prices and variations of the different autonomous regions, the difference between the most expensive areas for real estate and the least expensive is enormous. House prices are the highest in the province of Guipúzcoa in the Basque Country (2,318 euro/ square metre) followed by Barcelona (2,069 euro/square metre), while the cheapest properties to buy are found in Badajoz (821 euro/ square metre) and Cuidad Real (830 euro/square metre). And with regards to autonomous regions, house prices are at their highest in the Basque Country (2,093 euro/square metre), despite the fact that prices here fell 2.2% from last year. After the Basque Country are Madrid (2,024 euro/square metre) where prices rose 0.4% annually, and
Cataluña (1,886 euro/square metre), where prices also went up 0.3%. The only other regions in which house prices rose from a year ago are the Balearic Islands (0.9%) and Murcia (0.2%). In all other regions apart from the four mentioned above, property prices fell, with the biggest reductions in Aragón (-2.9%), Asturias (-2.9%) and Cantabria (-2.7%). At the other end of the scale, property is the most affordable in
Extremadura (838 euro/square metre) and Castilla-La Mancha (900 euro/square metre), the only regions where prices register below the 1,000 euro/square metre mark.
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In this country, the average person would need 7.6 years of his salary to be able to purchase an average property, which is slightly higher than the 7.4 years registered during the last quarter of 2015. This is based on the fact that the average price of a property per square metre is currently situated at 1,433 euro. In the regions where house prices are more expensive, the average wage of its residents are generally higher than those elsewhere. However, despite the fact that the price per square metre of urban land is the highest in the regions of the Basque Country (2,093 euro), Madrid (2,024 euro) and Cataluña (1,886 euro), residents living in the regions of the Balearic Islands (15.8 years), Cantabria (9 years) and Madrid (9 years) need a greater amount of their salary to pay for an average property. In Murcia, however, this figure is reduced to just 5.4 years. And all the above figures are way off what the average person needed during the property boom, when 13.7 years of salary were required in 2007. The average price of a property in Spain registered at 1,433 euro/ square metre during the first quarter
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On 23 December, the resolution Institute for Small and Medium Industry of the Generalitat Valenciana (IVACE), for which aids Domestic Boiler Renewal Plan 2016 was published in the summon DOCV. These grants are aimed at replacing boilers with low energy efficiency, using non-renewable fuels, flue boilers or mixed condensation heating using natural gas or LPG. Boilers must appear in
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Listing Boiler scrap page available on the Portal IVACE Plan Renove. The new boiler must belong to a particular heating system in Valencian Community, not the replacement of a collective or centralized boiler service for several homes permitted. To qualify for the aid requirements you must be an individual owner or a lessee of a dwelling in Valencian Community. The replacement of the boiler must be done by a company attached to the campaign, whose list is available on the Portal Renewal Plan IVACE. The amount of aid provided they do not exceed 30% of the facility (equipment and installation, including VAT) amounts to € 300 for each acquired boiler (250 € paid by the IVACE by transfer to the account specified in the request favourably, and 50 € provided by the installation company as a discount on the bill). The campaign has started on January 12 and ends on June 17, 2016.
Suffering Unexplained Widespread Pain & Extreme Tiredness? Once other causes have been excluded, for those suffering from unexplained widespread pain and extreme tiredness, fibromyalgia may be a possible cause.
However, it is not clear what causes these changes in the first place and how they lead to fibromyalgia.
So what is fibromyalgia? Fibromyalgia, (also called fibromyalgia syndrome), is a long-term condition which is estimated to affect nearly 1 in 20 people worldwide, affecting more women that men. In most cases, fibromyalgia develops between 30 and 60 years of age, but it can occur in people of any age, including children and the elderly.
Fibromyalgia can be a difficult condition to diagnose because there is no specific test and the symptoms can be similar to those of other conditions. Diagnosis is usually based on your symptoms and tests to rule out other conditions.
How is fibromyalgia treated?
Although there is currently no cure for fibromyalgia and symptoms are usually permanent, there are certainly a number of treatments that may ease symptoms and make the condition easier to live with. Those suffering any of the above symptoms should seek help from their Family Doctor. For those suffering with fibromyalgia, correct medical management and support can completely change their life. Don’t suffer in silence!
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Beware of Painkillers Painkillers are probably the most abused medications. Every year hundreds of thousands of people are hospitalized, and many thousands lose their lives from the complications and long-term harmful effects of painkillers. Painkillers should never be taken for more than a few weeks continuously without finding out the main cause of the pain. Unfortunately, many people continuously take painkillers for months and even years. The biggest problem with painkillers is the damage they cause the kidneys. Every prescription painkiller produces toxic by-products filtered through the kidneys and into the urine and in the process, often causing damage to the kidneys. Painkillers also commonly cause life-threatening damage to the liver and stomach. There are different kinds of painkillers, some of which relieve pain by numbing the nerves and brain for example codeine. Other types like ibuprofen, relieve pain by reducing inflammation. An overlooked deadly effect of painkillers is an addiction, especially with opioid painkillers such as codeine. Painkillers that combine codeine and caffeine are highly
addictive and usually available as a dissolvable powder. Many people continue to take such painkillers even in the absence of pain without realising their addiction. But beware, suddenly stopping opioid painkillers such as codeine and morphine will result in very serious withdrawal symptoms including nausea, insomnia, fever, diarrhoea, stomach and muscle cramps. AntiInflammatory painkillers such as ibuprofen very frequently cause inflammatory diseases of the stomach, including inflammation, ulcers and even intestinal bleeding in severe cases. The best way to manage pain is to find out the cause of the pain. Most people take painkillers for joint pain without realising that the origin of joint pain is degeneration of cartilage, bones, tendons, ligaments and other tissues around joints, caused by the deficiency of the nutrient MSM (Methyl Sulphonyl Methane). MSM helps the body build collagen which supports the joints, bones, skin, hair and nails. The deficiency of MSM results in joint pain, hair loss, thin nails and skin problems. MSM is available as a dietary supplement.
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How To Check And Clean Your Cat’s Ears
An important part of keeping your cat healthly and happy is checking and cleaning their ears. Because the ears are one of the few parts that cats can not reach themselves they need a little help from a loving owner. Keeping your cats ears clean is extremely important because any unremoved dirt, debris, or wax can clog the ears and cause infections. Regular ear cleaning at home augment’s your cats own natural grooming habits. 1. How to check the ears
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During petting, casually check your cats ears for discharge, redness, unpleasant smell, swelling, and even lumps. Also observe your cat’s behaviour, if he often scratches or paws at his ears (and sometimes even shakes his head often), then he might be feeling discomfort in the ear area.
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If you notice that your cats ears are becoming painful or inflamed, visit a veterinarian as soon as possible. The veterinarian has the equipment to look deep into your cat’s ear canal and give an accurate diagnosis. The veterinarian will determine if allergies, skin conditions, ear mites, bacteria, yeasts, and fungi are causing ear diseases. Seek early treatment, or your cat’s ear condition may become too late to heal. 2. How to clean the ears Ask your veterinarian for gentle ear cleaning solutions you can use to keep your cats ears clean. These special solutions are effective in removing excess wax, moisture, and debris from your cat’s outer ear canal. Be sure to use only solutions that are specifically formulated for cats. Avoid medicated solutions, unless your veterinarian advises you to use it.
Different solutions are administered differently, but most of them require you to follow these steps. * You typically only need a few drops of the ear solution. Squeeze the bottle and let a few drops fall on into your cat’s ear canal. * Start massaging the base of your cats ear gently. You should hear a ‘squelch’ while you do this. Repeat the same procedure with the other ear. After both ears have been cleaned, let your cat shake its head, this loosens the waxes. NOTE: Stop massaging immediately if your cat feels pain, and then take your cat to the veterinarian if you haven’t already done so. * Wipe the solution by wrapping your forefinger with cotton wool, this should clean off wax and debris. Do this gently though and do not poke in too deep, or you might hurt your cats eardrum. It is recommended not to use cotton buds, which can injure the ear canals’ sensitive lining.
Kevin Simm Wins The Voice a third time and perform their version of this year’s winner’s single, the same way the Xfactor is decided. Kevin was ecstatic about winning, “I can’t believe it, I can’t believe it,” he reacted. “I’m so grateful for everyone who has voted.” It gives Ricky his second consecutive win, making him the only coach to ever win two series. Now Kevin will release his winner’s single later tonight, available to buy on iTunes, etc. or to stream. This was The Voice’s last series on BBC One with the show moving to ITV from 2017 for its sixth series. Following his win on The Voice UK’s final BBC series, Kevin Simm has now released his brand new single ‘All You Good Friends’.
As the winner of the show received a recording deal with Universal Music. A familiar face to many, he was previously part of Liberty X who topped the charts in 2002 but disbanded later on into their career.
Since then, Kevin has ventured out on his own into a solo career, but failed to really find his place in the industry. Now though he’s back, bigger than ever and ready to take on the world of music once more.
Shooting For Sherlock series Four Begins
“We all have a past. Ghosts. They are the shadows that define our every sunny day…” Filming for series four of Sherlock, the multiaward-winning hit BBC One drama produced by Hartswood Films, has started. Sherlock will return to screens with three brand-new episodes promising laughter, tears, shocks, surprises and extraordinary cases...
Series four begins with the nation’s favourite detective, the mercurial Sherlock Holmes, back once more on British soil, as Doctor Watson and his wife, Mary, prepare for their biggest ever challenge becoming parents for the first time. Benedict Cumberbatch said he was “genuinely thrilled to be back filming Sherlock with all the cast and crew. I can’t wait for everyone to see season four. But you will have to wait... though not for long... And it will be worth it.” The first of the three featurelength episodes will be directed by Rachel Talalay, who has worked as a director, producer, and professor in film and television for more than
25 years, having previously directed Doctor Who, The Flash and The Wind In The Willows. Co-creators, writers and executive producers Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss say: “Sherlock series four - here we go again! Whatever else we do, wherever we all go, all roads lead back to Baker Street - and it always feels like coming home. Ghosts of the past are rising in the lives of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson bringing adventure, romance and terror in their wake. This is the story we’ve been telling from the beginning. A story about to reach its climax...”
Sue Vertue, Executive Producer for Hartswood Films, says: “It’s taken a while to gather everyone together for series four, but I can confidently say I think it will be well worth the wait!” Sherlock: The Abominable Bride, which aired on New Year’s Day this year, was the most watched programme over the festive season with 11.6 million viewers and the highest-ever audience share for a Sherlock episode. The Victorian special was also released in thousands of cinemas around the world to complement the TV broadcast.
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Kevin Simm has been crowned winner of The Voice 2016 UK on BBC One. This evening’s last live show saw the final four – Lydia Lucy, Kevin Simm, Jolan and Cody Frost – kick off singing both a new solo song and a duet with their coach. Jolan opened the show with a Marvin Gaye classic while Lydia followed it up with a cover of Alicia Keys’ No One. Kevin’s nailed every note of Rihanna’s Stay before Cody round off the first set of songs with Mad World. Lines then opened before the finalists returned to the stage to sing a duet with their coach . There was then a performance from guest star Meghan Trainor, singing No before lines froze to decide the top two. Cody Frost and Lydia Lucy were announced as the artists with the fewest votes in the first of tonight’s Voice UK final results, leaving Kevin Simm and and Jolan to fight it out in the second half of the show. The pair of Team Ricky artists went on to return to the stage for
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“Time has looked at your faces now. And time never forgets…” What if your planet was massacred and you were the sole survivor? What if a legendary figure out of space and time found you a place to hide? But what if the things that want to kill you have tracked you down? And worst of all, what if you haven’t studied for your A-Levels…? On the first day of term, BBC Three today announce the stars of the Doctor Who spin-off series Class - exciting young new talents Greg Austin, Fady Elsayed, Sophie Hopkins and Vivian Oparah. They will be joined by Katherine Kelly, as she takes the role of a teacher and powerful new presence at Coal Hill School. Like all sixth formers, these four Coal Hill School students have hidden secrets and desires. They are facing their own worst fears, navigating a life of friends, parents, school work, sex, sorrow - and possibly the end of existence. Coal Hill School has been a part
of the Doctor Who Universe since the very beginning, but that has come at a price. All the timetravelling over the years has caused the very walls of space and time to become thin. There’s something pressing in on the other side, something waiting for its chance to kill everyone and everything, to bring us all into Shadow. Fear is coming, tragedy is coming, war is coming. Prepare yourselves, Class is coming. Award winning YA writer and Class creator Patrick Ness, says: “We searched far and wide for this amazing cast, fantastic actors who understand what we’re aiming for with this show. And how lucky we are to get Katherine Kelly! She’s been stunning in Happy Valley, The Night Manager and Mr Selfridge, just wait until you see her here.” Steven Moffat, Class and Doctor Who Executive Producer, says: “There’s nothing more exciting than meeting stars that nobody’s heard of yet. We had the read through of
the first few episodes last week, and there was a whole row of them. Coal Hill School has been part of Doctor Who since the very first shoot in 1963, but this new show is anything but history. Class is dark and sexy and right now. I’ve always wondered if there could be a British Buffy - it’s
taken the brilliant Patrick Ness to figure out how to make it happen.” Class is a YA series set in contemporary London. It is scary, funny, and as painful and sharp as youth. It will also shine a light on a whole new corner of the Whoniverse.
BBC Two’s Peaky Blinders Is Coming Home To Birmingham In Spectacular Style Fans will have the chance to attend an exclusive Birmingham screening of the first episode of the third series ahead of its transmission in May. The new series of the BBC Two cult drama Peaky Blinders will see the famous Birmingham gangsters going international, but not before the cast have made a special trip home to the city. On Wednesday 4 May, BBC Birmingham will welcome the cast of Peaky Blinders at an exclusive screening of the first episode of series three. The event will take place at The Everyman Cinema, Mailbox Birmingham, and the BBC is giving fans of the show a chance to be part of this very special event. At this unmissable red carpet evening, the attending cast will include Peaky Blinders actors Cillian Murphy (Tommy Shelby), Paul Anderson (Arthur Shelby) and Packy Lee (Johnny Dogs), as well as the show’s producers and writer/creator
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and Birmingham-born Steven Knight, who will arrive at the screening in spectacular Peaky Blinders fashion. The news comes as anticipation for series three – returning to BBC Two in May – heightens on social media and among the show’s loyal following. This year the cast, which also includes Helen McCrory, Joe Cole, Sophie Rundle, Finn Cole, Natasha O’Keeffe, Harry Kirton, Aimee-Ffion Edwards and Jordan Bolger will be joined by Tom Hardy, who reprises
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his role of Alfie Solomons, and new character Father Hughes, played by Paddy Considine. Series three sees Tommy Shelby pulled into the glamorous and dangerous world of international intrigue in 1920s Britain, putting his entire organisation and family at risk, and forcing him to question everything about his own ambitions and desires. Steven Knight says: “I’m thrilled that the new series of Peaky Blinders will be screened in its heartland,
Birmingham, and I hope the people of the city will enjoy the event. The third series is stronger than ever.” Joe Godwin, Director of BBC Birmingham, says: “This event is going to be a real moment for the whole city to enjoy. Whether you’re lucky enough to get tickets to the screening itself or not, there’ll still be a spectacular entrance from the cast for all to see. Part of the phenomenal success of Peaky Blinders is thanks to the way Brummies have taken the series to their hearts. This is a chance for us to celebrate the worldwide-success on home turf in an unforgettable evening for Birmingham.” Peaky Blinders is a Caryn Mandabach Productions and Tiger Aspect Drama production for BBC Two, executive produced by writer/creator Steven Knight, Caryn Mandabach, Will Gould, Jamie Glazebrook, Frith Tiplady, Cillian Murphy and, for the BBC, Matthew Read.
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We’ll Take it Away! 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 11.00pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum Land6.00pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Too Many Cooks 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.30pm Hollyoaks 7.00am Teleshopping 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am Rookie Blue 9.00pm The Supervet 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 11.00am Person of Interest 10.00pm 24 Hours in A and E 7.50am The Chase 12.00pm Person of Interest 11.00pm What British Muslims Really Think 1.00pm 8.50am The Professionals CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.05am The Island with Bear Grylls 2.00pm NCIS 9.55am The Sweeney 1.05am Live From Abbey Road Classics 3.00pm Access 10.55am Ax Men Heart of the Country 1.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.10pm 11.55am The Chase 5.00pm NCIS 12.55pm The Professionals 6.00pm CSI: NY 2.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.30pm Pawn Stars 8.00pm NCIS 2.55pm The Car Chasers 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 3.25pm The Car Chasers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm Chicago Fire 3.55pm Hogan’s Heroes 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 4.30pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 5.00pm The Sweeney 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 6.00pm The Professionals 10.00am Cold Case 7.00pm The Car Chasers 11.00am Sanctuary 7.35pm The Car Chasers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s Super Food 8.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 8.30pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.05am Four in a Bed 9.00pm World Superbike Highlights 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Four in a Bed 10.00pm U.S. Marshals 3.00pm Highway Patrol 12.10pm Four in a Bed 12.40am The Game of Death 3.30pm Customs UK 12.45pm Four in a Bed 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 1.15pm Four in a Bed 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 2.20pm Come Dine with Me 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 8.00pm World News Today 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 8.30pm The Flying Archaeologist 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 9.00pm Britain’s Treasure Islands 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm The Help 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 10.00pm Bones 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12.20am The Golden Age of Steam Rail-11.00pm Criminal Minds 7.50pm Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages ways 12.00am Without a Trace 8.55pm Grand Designs 1.20am The Modern Age of the Coach 1.00am Supernatural 10.00pm Location, Location, Location 2.20am Cosmonauts: How Russia Won the2.00am Most Daring Space Race 3.50am America on a Plate: The Story of the Diner 4.50am This is BBC Four 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Premier League Legends 7.00am Football Gold 8.30am Game Changers 7.30am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 7.15am Football Gold 9.00am Sporting Greats 8.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Football Gold 9.30am Sporting Greats 9.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.45am Football Gold 9.30am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 10.00am Triathlon: The Pioneer 8.00am WWE Experience 11.00am Sporting Heroes 9.00am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 10.30am Live ATP Masters: Monte Carlo 12.00pm Racing News 1000 9.30am Football’s Greatest 12.30pm Triathlon: The Pioneer 6.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 10.00am BPL Legends 1.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 10.30am BPL Legends 2.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Football Gold 2.30pm Ricky Ponting Masterclass 8.00pm Speedway Gold 11.15am Football Gold 3.00pm Ricky Ponting Masterclass 8.15pm Speedway Gold 11.30am La Liga World 2015 8.30pm Boxing Gold 12.00pm Premier League 100 Club 9.00pm Boxing Gold 12.30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits Boxing Gold 1.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 9.30pm 7.00am Australian Football League 10.00pm Boxing Gold 2.00pm The Premier League Years 9.00am Australian Football League 10.30pm Sporting Mavericks 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 11.00am Australian Football League 11.00pm Sporting Mavericks 8.30pm Live Elite League Speedway 1.00pm Rugby Tonight 11.30pm Sporting Triumphs 10.30pm Sky Sports Originals 2.30pm Hyundai A-League Highlights 11.45pm Sporting Triumphs 11.30pm Ford Football Special 3.00pm PSA Squash Highlights 12.00am Elite League Speedway 12.30am Premier League 100 Club 4.00pm Test Match Bowls 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 1.00am Premier League 100 Club 5.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 1.30am Football’s Greatest Players 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 9.00pm Rugby Tonight 2.00am Football Gold 10.30pm UK Angling Championship 2.15am Football Gold 11.00pm UK Angling Championship 2.30am Footballs Greatest Teams 11.30pm 30 for 30 8.00am Cheers 1.00am WTA Tennis: Miami Open 8.35am Sorry! 3.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 9.20am As Time Goes By 3.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.00am The Brittas Empire 6.30am World Sailing 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 10.40am Last of the Summer Wine 8.00am Monkey Life 11.20am Last of the Summer Wine 8.30am Monkey Life 12.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.40pm Open All Hours 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.20pm The Green Green Grass 10.00am Modern Family 2.00pm Only Fools and Horses 10.30am Modern Family 3.40pm As Time Goes By 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.00pm Forever 11.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm Test Match Bowls 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.00pm NBA 7.00pm Outnumbered 4.00pm Modern Family 2.30pm Boxing Tonight 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 4.30pm Modern Family 3.30pm The Clare Balding Show 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.00pm Futurama 4.30pm Rugby Tonight 5.30pm Futurama 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 6.00pm NBA 6.00pm The Simpsons 10.15pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 8.00pm UEFA Champions League 6.30pm Futurama 11.00pm The Interviews 11.30pm Barclays Premier League World 7.00pm Futurama 12.00am Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man 12.00am MotoGP 7.30pm The Simpsons 12.55am Absolutely Fabulous 1.00am MotoGP 8.00pm The Simpsons 1.30am ESPN Films 1.30am Shooting Stars 8.30pm The Simpsons 3.30am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 2.10am The Interviews 9.00pm Arrow
7.00am Good Morning Britain 9.30am Lorraine 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30am This Morning 1.30pm Loose Women 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.55pm ITV News London 3.00pm Judge Rinder 4.00pm Chopping Block 5.00pm Tipping Point 6.00pm The Chase 7.00pm ITV News London 7.25pm Party Election Broadcast by Women’s Equality Party 7.30pm ITV Evening News 8.00pm Emmerdale 8.30pm Coronation Street 9.00pm Tonight at the London Palladium
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Thursday 14th April BBC1
7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Fake Britain 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm The Sheriffs are Coming 12.45pm Thief Trackers 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Think Tank 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm MasterChef 10.00pm How to Stay Young 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Question Time 12.45am This Week 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News
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Discovery
7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Street Outlaws: New Orleans 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Dive Wars Australia 10.00pm Alaskan Bush People 11.00pm Killing Fields 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Alaskan Bush People 2.00am Killing Fields
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TCM
TCM Shorts Kung Fu Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura Arrow in the Dust 10.55am The Pearl of Death 12.20pm The Scarlet Claw 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00pm The Spider Woman 5.15pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
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12.00pm Thunder Bay 2.05pm Drums Across the River 3.40pm The Desert Rats 5.25pm The Cockleshell Heroes 7.25pm The Way Back 10.00pm Zombieland 11.40pm Filth
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7.00am The Hot Desk 7.10am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.30am Dinner Date 8.20am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10.30am Psych 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.15pm Emmerdale 1.40pm Coronation Street 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Scorpion 11.00pm Celebrity Juice 11.50pm @Elevenish 12.20am Family Guy 12.50am Family Guy 1.20am American Dad!
BBC2
7.30am Money for Nothing 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 8.15am Think Tank 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am Will and Grace Cowboy Builders 9.00am The Great Interior Design Chal- 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime lenge 11.30am This Morning 8.35am Will and Grace 1.15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 1.00pm The Daily Politics 2.55pm ITV News London 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 2.00pm The Chef’s Protege 3.00pm Judge Rinder 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm Access 2.30pm James Martin’s Food Map of Brit- 4.00pm Chopping Block 11.00am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 4.25pm My Gal Sunday ain 5.00pm Tipping Point 12.00pm Shipping Wars USA 6.00pm 5 News at 5 2.55pm Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds 6.00pm The Chase 12.30pm Shipping Wars USA 6.30pm Neighbours 3.25pm My Life on a Plate 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.00pm Home and Away 4.10pm The Indian Doctor 7.25pm Party Election Broadcast by 1.05pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 4.55pm Coast Australia the British National Party 2.10pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.00pm Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 7.30pm ITV Evening News 3.10pm Fifteen to One UK 6.15pm Flog It! 8.00pm Emmerdale 4.10pm Countdown 9.00pm Medical Mysteries 7.00pm Eggheads 8.30pm Tonight 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 10.00pm Trauma Doctors: Every Second 7.30pm Into the Wild with Gordon Bu- 9.00pm Emmerdale 6.00pm Four in a Bed chanan 6.30pm Too Many Cooks 8.30pm Grand Tours of Scotland 7.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Natural World 7.30pm Hollyoaks 7.00am Teleshopping 10.00pm Line of Duty 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am The Mentalist 11.00pm Live at the Apollo 9.00pm Millionaires’ Mansions 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 11.00am Person of Interest 11.30pm Newsnight 10.00pm British Army Girls 7.50am The Chase 12.00pm Person of Interest 12.15am Five Star Babies: Inside the Port- 8.50am 11.00pm Alan Carr: Chatty Man The Professionals 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation land Hospital 12.05am Gogglebox 2.00pm NCIS 9.50am The Sweeney 1.05am Sex Box 3.00pm Access 10.55am Ax Men The Gourmet Detective 2.05am Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.10pm 11.50am The Chase 5.00pm NCIS 12.50pm The Professionals 6.00pm CSI: NY 1.55pm Pawn Stars 8.00am Storage Hunters 7.00pm CSI: Miami 2.25pm Pawn Stars 8.20am Top Gear 8.00pm NCIS 2.50pm The Car Chasers 9.10am Top Gear 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 3.25pm The Car Chasers 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm Law and Order 11.00am American Pickers 3.50pm Hogan’s Heroes 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 12.00pm Storage Hunters 4.25pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 12.30pm Storage Hunters 4.55pm The Sweeney 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Top Gear 6.00pm The Professionals 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Top Gear 7.00pm The Car Chasers 11.00am Sanctuary 3.00pm American Pickers 7.30pm The Car Chasers 4.00pm Sin City Motors 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s Super Food 8.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 8.30pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.05am Four in a Bed 9.00pm The Classic Car Show 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Four in a Bed 10.00pm An Audience with Billy Connolly 3.00pm Highway Patrol 12.10pm Four in a Bed 7.00am Movies Now 11.05pm Above the Law 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 12.45pm Four in a Bed 7.10am Doctor in the House Front Line 1.20pm Four in a Bed 7.35am Heartbeat 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.35am Where the Heart is 2.20pm Come Dine with Me 9.40am The Royal 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 10.40am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 8.00pm World News Today 11.05am Judge Judy 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm The Sky at Night 11.35am Judge Judy 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm Scotland’s Vital Spark: The Clyde 12.00pm Noah’s Ark 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 Puffer 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 9.00pm Sanctuary 2.05pm Heartbeat 10.00pm BBC: The Secret Files 2 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 10.00pm Shocking Crimes: Murder Book 6.45pm 3.10pm The Royal 11.00pm Time Shift 7.50pm Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 4.15pm Where the Heart is 11.00pm Hard Time 12.00am Treasures of Chinese Porcelain 8.55pm Grand Designs 5.15pm Doctor in the House 12.05am Without a Trace 10.00pm The Good Wife 1.00am The Joy of the Guitar Riff 5.50pm In Loving Memory 1.00am Supernatural 2.00am The Kinks at the BBC 6.20pm On the Buses 2.00am Most Daring 3.00am Pappano’s Classical Voices 6.55pm Heartbeat 3.00am Cold Case 4.00am BBC: The Secret Files 2 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Midsomer Murders 5.00am This is BBC Four 8.00am Time of Our Lives 9.00am Watersports World 10.00am Sports Unlimited 11.00am Sporting Heroes 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 12.00pm Racing News 7.00am Football Gold 7.05am The Re-Inventors 12.30pm Sporting Greats 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 1.00pm The Premier League Years 8.00am Cricket Classic 7.30am Football Gold 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 3.00pm Sporting Heroes 9.00am Sporting Rivalries 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 4.00pm Darts Gold 9.30am Glen Mcgrath Masterclass 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 10.00am Time Team 4.15pm Darts Gold 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest Premier League Legends 11.00am Narrow Escapes of World War II 9.00am 4.30pm Darts Gold 9.30am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 10.30am Darts Gold 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 4.45pm Darts Gold 10.30am Live ATP Masters: Monte Carlo 10.45am Darts Gold 1.00pm Time Team 5.00pm Watersports World 11.00am Ford Football Special 1000 2.00pm Chemistry: A Volatile History 6.00pm Sports Unlimited 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 12.00pm Sporting Triumphs 3.00pm Mummies Alive 7.00pm Sporting Greats 12.15pm Sporting Triumphs 7.00pm Darts Gold 4.00pm Coast 7.30pm ATP Tour Uncovered 12.30pm Sporting Triumphs 7.15pm Sporting Triumphs 5.00pm Time Team 12.45pm Sporting Triumphs Darts Gold 6.00pm Narrow Escapes of World War II 7.30pm 1.00pm Ford Football Special 7.45pm Sporting Triumphs 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 2.00pm Glen Mcgrath Masterclass 8.00pm Live Premier League Darts 8.00pm Coast 7.00am Australian Football League 2.30pm Glen Mcgrath Masterclass 11.30pm La Liga Show 2015 9.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 9.00am Australian Football League CWC Classics 12.00am Barclays Premier League World 3.00pm 10.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 11.00am Test Match Bowls 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 12.30am Football Gold 11.00pm Open All Hours 12.00pm PSA Squash Highlights 8.30pm Live Super League 12.45am Football Gold 11.40pm Yes, Minister 1.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 11.30pm Sporting Mavericks 1.00am Super League Highlights 12.20am Porridge 3.00pm Road to Rio 12.00am World Rugby La Liga Show 2015 1.00am Narrow Escapes of World War II 1.15am 3.30pm Barclays Premier League World 12.30am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 1.45am Barclays Premier League World 4.00pm Freerider World Tour 1.30am World Rugby 2.15am Super League Highlights 5.00pm Test Match Bowls 6.00pm NBA Action 2.30am Football Gold 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 2.45am La Liga Show 2015 9.00am Pawn Stars 7.00pm Rugby Tonight 3.15am Barclays Premier League World 9.30am Pawn Stars 8.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 10.00am Pawn Stars 8.00am Cheers 9.00pm Toyota AFL Highlights Show 10.30am Pawn Stars 8.35am Sorry! 10.00pm Sport in Focus 11.00am American Pickers 9.10am As Time Goes By 10.15pm Motogp Catch-Up Show 12.00pm Storage Wars 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 9.50am The Brittas Empire 10.30pm UK Angling Championship 12.30pm Storage Wars 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 10.30am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00pm UK Angling Championship 1.00pm Storage Wars 8.00am Monkey Life 11.10am Last of the Summer Wine 11.30pm UFC: Beyond the Octagon 1.30pm Storage Wars 8.30am Monkey Life 11.50am Last of the Summer Wine 12.00am Rugby Tonight Extra 2.00pm Pawn Stars 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.30pm Outnumbered 2.30pm Pawn Stars 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.10pm The Green Green Grass 3.00pm Pawn Stars 10.00am Modern Family 1.50pm Open All Hours 3.30pm Pawn Stars 10.30am Modern Family 2.30pm Only Fools and Horses 4.00pm Shipping Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 3.40pm As Time Goes By 4.30pm Shipping Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 5.00pm Storage Wars 1.00pm Forever 11.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.30pm Storage Wars 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm MotoGP 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.00pm MotoGP 6.30pm Pawn Stars 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 4.00pm Modern Family 3.00pm MotoGP 7.00pm American Pickers 7.00pm Outnumbered 4.30pm Modern Family 4.00pm MotoGP 8.00pm Storage Wars 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 5.00pm Futurama 8.45pm Last Week, This Week 8.30pm Storage Wars 5.30pm Futurama 8.20pm Open All Hours 9.00pm UEFA Europa League 9.00pm Pawn Stars 6.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 11.00pm UEFA Champions League 9.30pm Pawn Stars 6.30pm Futurama 10.10pm Fawlty Towers Highlights Show 10.00pm Storage Wars Miami 7.00pm Futurama 11.00pm Big School 11.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 10.30pm Storage Wars Miami 7.30pm The Simpsons 11.40pm Miranda 12.00am NBA 11.00pm Black Sails 8.00pm The Simpsons 2.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 12.20am Not Going Out 12.00am Storage Wars 8.30pm The Simpsons 3.00am Road to Rio 1.00am Cheers 12.30am Storage Wars 9.00pm DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
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Friday
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7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Fake Britain 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm The Sheriffs are Coming 12.45pm Thief Trackers 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm Think Tank 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm A Question of Sport 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm MasterChef 10.00pm Have I Got News for You 10.30pm Boomers 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.25pm Regional News and Weather 11.35pm The Graham Norton Show 12.20am Eddie Izzard: Marathon Man for Sport Relief
15th April
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7.30am Escape to the Country 7.00am Good Morning Britain 8.15am Think Tank 9.30am Lorraine 9.00am Sea Cities 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 11.30am This Morning 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1.30pm Loose Women 1.00pm The Daily Politics 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.00pm James Martin’s Food Map 2.55pm ITV News London of Britain 3.00pm Judge Rinder 2.25pm The Best Dishes Ever 4.00pm Chopping Block 2.55pm Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds 5.00pm Tipping Point 3.25pm The Indian Doctor 6.00pm The Chase 4.10pm The Indian Doctor 7.00pm ITV News London 4.55pm Coast Australia 7.30pm ITV Evening News 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 8.00pm Emmerdale 6.15pm Flog It! 8.30pm Coronation Street 7.00pm Eggheads 9.00pm Best Walks with a View 7.30pm Into the Wild with Gordon Bu- with Julia Bradbury chanan 9.30pm Coronation Street 8.30pm The Food Detectives 9.00pm Celebrity Mastermind 9.30pm Gardeners’ World 10.00pm Britain’s Biggest Superyachts: 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes Chasing Perfection 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 11.00pm Two Doors Down 7.55am The Chase 11.30pm Newsnight 12.05am Transsiberian 8.50am The Professionals 9.55am The Sweeney 10.55am Ax Men 11.50am The Chase 8.20am Top Gear 9.10am Top Gear 12.50pm The Professionals 10.00am American Pickers 7.00am The Hot Desk 1.55pm Pawn Stars 11.00am American Pickers 7.10am Planet’s Funniest Animals 12.00pm Storage Hunters 2.25pm Pawn Stars 7.30am Dinner Date 12.30pm Storage Hunters 1.00pm Top Gear 2.50pm The Car Chasers 8.20am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.00pm Top Gear 9.00am Emmerdale 3.25pm The Car Chasers 3.00pm American Pickers 9.30am Emmerdale 4.00pm Sin City Motors 3.50pm Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World 5.00pm Storage Hunters Records 4.25pm Hogan’s Heroes 10.30am Psych 4.55pm The Sweeney 11.20am Royal Pains 6.00pm The Professionals 12.15pm Dinner Date 7.00am Movies Now 1.15pm Emmerdale 7.00pm The Car Chasers 7.10am Doctor in the House 1.40pm Emmerdale 7.35am Heartbeat 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.35am Where the Heart is 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.40am The Royal 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.40am Judge Judy 8.00pm World News Today 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.05am Judge Judy 8.30pm BBC Young Musician 2016 11.35am Judge Judy 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.00pm The People’s History of Pop 12.00pm The Darling Buds of May 6.50pm Take Me Out 11.00pm Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.10pm Heartbeat 12.00am ...Sings Elvis 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 3.15pm The Royal 1.00am Chuck Berry in Concert 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 4.10pm Where the Heart is 2.00am The People’s History of Pop 10.00pm Hot Fuzz 5.15pm Doctor in the House 3.00am Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia 11.00pm FYI Daily 5.50pm On the Buses 4.00am ...Sings Elvis 6.20pm On the Buses 11.05pm Hot Fuzz 6.55pm Heartbeat 12.25am Family Guy 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 12.55am Family Guy 9.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.25am American Dad!
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1 Delightfully pretty or dainty (4) 3 Loyal (8) 9 Japanese warrior (7) 10 Fear-stricken state (5) 11 Perhaps (5) 12 Gambling establishment (6) 14 Actually (6) 16 Visitor (6) 19 Musical piece or movement in slow time (6) 21 Revive (5) 24 Additional (5) 25 Eye make-up (7) 26 Heaven (8) 27 Skating arena (4)
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The Wright Stuff Beware! Cowboy Builders Abroad 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15pm Police Interceptors Under Attack 2.15pm Home and Away 2.45pm Neighbours 3.15pm NCIS 4.15pm Assumed Killer 6.00pm 5 News at 5 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm The Gadget Show 9.00pm Henry VIII and His Six Wives 10.00pm Inside Buckingham Palace 11.00pm Elizabeth II: 90 Glorious Years 12.00am Puppies and Ponies: Secrets of the Palace Pets 1.00am Super Casino 4.10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5.00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors
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ITV Announce Stars Joining Queen’s 90th Birthday Celebration
ITV have announced the stars joining The Queen’s 90th Birthday Celebration ITV are proud to bring you fantastic talent who will perform at The Queen’s 90th Birthday Celebration, which will broadcast live on ITV.
This national celebratory event will take place in the presence of Her Majesty The Queen in the private grounds of Windsor Castle and will see the best of British talent join more than 900 horses and 1500 participants for what promises to be a spectacular evening. The celebration will tell the story of The Queen’s remarkable life from her birth in 1926, through World War Two, to her Coronation in 1953 and a reign spanning more than 60 years.
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This incredible array of stars will take to the stage whilst performers in the arena will include The Oman Royal Cavalry, Chilean Huasos and Dancers, The New Zealand Army Band, The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, Azerbaijani Dancers and Djigitovka Horses and Riders, State Carriages from The Royal Mews, The South Australian Police Band, The King’s Troop Royal Horse Artillery, The Fijian Armed Forces Band and Dancers, 100 Military and Commonwealth Pipers and The Household Cavalry Mounted Regiment. Ant and Dec said “We are honoured to be hosting this special celebration of Her Majesty The Queen’s 90th Birthday. This spectacular evening will bring together some of the best known names in the entertainment world who will perform with 900
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horses and 1500 participants to mark this very special birthday.” The Queen will turn 90 on April 21st.
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Joining hosts Ant and Dec will be Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli, actor and British tenor Alfie Boe, Star Warsleading man John Boyega, singer songwriter James Blunt and one of Britain’s best loved actors, Jim Carter. Also performing will be multi Brit Award nominee Jess Glynne, mezzosoprano Katherine Jenkins OBE, one of Britain’s greatest soul singers Beverley Knight MBE, three times Brit Award winner Kylie Minogue OBE, documentary film maker and actor Martin Clunes OBE, and Golden Globe and Emmy winning actor Damian Lewis OBE. Academy Award winning actress Dame Helen Mirren, Absolutely
Fabulouscreator, comedian and actress, Jennifer Saunders, stage and screen actress Imelda Staunton CBE and presenter and horticulturalist Alan Titchmarsh MBE will also participate in this landmark celebration.
BT Sport 1
7.00am MotoGP Rewind 7.15am V8 Supercars 8.45am Last Week, This Week 9.00am Total Italian Football 9.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 10.00am Football Tonight 11.00am Matchday Live with Fletch and Sav 1.00pm Barclays Premier League 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.30pm UEFA Champions League Magazine 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 9.30pm Road to Rio 10.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 10.30pm Australian Football League 12.30am Australian Football League 2.30am NBA 5.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits
BT Sport 2
7.00am Last Week, This Week 7.15am Hyundai A-League 9.15am Last Week, This Week 9.30am Hyundai A-League 11.30am Ladbrokes Championship 1.00pm NBA Action 1.30pm Freerider World Tour 2.30pm Asia Talent Cup 3.30pm MotoGP 7.30pm Portuguese Liga Nos 9.30pm Portuguese Liga Nos 11.45pm Last Week, This Week 12.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 12.30am UFC - Ultimate Insider 1.00am UFC 3.00am UFC 6.30am Gillette World Sport
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Sunday 17th April BBC1
7.00am Breakfast 8.35am Match of the Day 10.00am The Andrew Marr Show 11.00am The Big Questions 12.00pm Sunday Politics 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News 2.15pm Homes Under the Hammer 3.15pm Flog It! 4.15pm Escape to the Country 5.00pm Points of View 5.15pm Lifeline 5.25pm Songs of Praise 6.00pm Life in the Air 7.00pm Paul O’Grady: The Sally Army and Me 7.30pm BBC News 7.50pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm Countryfile 9.00pm Antiques Roadshow 10.00pm Undercover 11.00pm BBC News 11.20pm Regional News and Weather
Itv2
BBC2
7.30am This Farming Life 8.30am Gardeners’ World 9.00am An Island Parish 9.30am The Beechgrove Garden 10.00am Countryfile 11.00am World Championship Snooker 1.15pm MOTD2 Extra 2.00pm World Championship Snooker 7.00pm Natural World 8.00pm Jumbo: The Plane That Changed the World 9.00pm Natural Born Winners 10.00pm Horizon 11.00pm The Spectacular Now 12.30am World Championship Snooker Highlights 1.20am The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 2.05am Countryfile 3.05am Holby City 4.00am This is BBC Two
Dave
8.10am Megatruckers 8.35am Megatruckers 9.00am Red Bull Soapbox Race 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am Motorway Cops 7.20am Totally Bonkers Guinness World 11.00am Traffic Cops Records 12.00pm Storage Hunters 12.30pm Storage Hunters 7.45am Emmerdale Omnibus 2.30pm Storage Hunters 10.30am Coronation Street Omnibus 3.00pm Red Dwarf 1.00pm Take Me Out 3.40pm Red Dwarf 2.10pm Catchphrase 4.20pm Red Dwarf 2.55pm Scooby-Doo 3.55pm FYI Daily 4.00pm Scooby-Doo 4.45pm Hotel Transylvania 7.00am Carry on at Your Convenience 5.50pm FYI Daily 8.00am FYI Daily 5.55pm Hotel Transylvania 8.05am Carry on at Your Convenience 6.35pm Britain’s Got Talent 8.30am Carry on Again, Doctor 8.00pm Britain’s Got More Talent 9.30am FYI Daily 9.00pm After Earth 9.35am Carry on Again, Doctor 10.00pm FYI Daily 10.15am Heartbeat 11.15am Heartbeat 10.05pm After Earth 12.20pm Columbo 11.00pm Family Guy 1.50pm A Touch of Frost 11.30pm Family Guy 3.55pm A Touch of Frost 12.00am Family Guy 6.00pm Midsomer Murders 12.30am Family Guy 8.00pm Doc Martin 12.55am American Dad! 9.00pm By Royal Appointment 1.30am American Dad! 10.00pm Great Estates 11.15pm The American President 1.55am The Cleveland Show 12.15am FYI Daily 2.25am The Cleveland Show 12.20am The American President 1.35am Kindness of Strangers
Choice
Itv3
Discovery
7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Gold Rush 9.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00am Edge of Alaska 11.00am Railroad Alaska 12.00pm Yukon Men 1.00pm Airplane Repo 2.00pm Jungle Gold 3.00pm Auction Hunters 3.30pm Auction Hunters 4.00pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 5.00pm Mythbusters 6.00pm World’s Strangest 7.00pm Titanic: The Aftermath 9.00pm Secret Space Escapes 10.00pm Jesus Code 11.00pm Jesus Code 12.00am Deadliest Catch 1.00am Secret Space Escapes 2.00am Jesus Code 3.00am Jesus Code 4.00am Secret Space Escapes 4.50am Jesus Code
TCM
Itv4
7.00am 7.25am 8.10am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 1.55pm 2.55pm 4.00pm 7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.40am 1.40am 2.30am 3.15am
Hogan’s Heroes Ax Men Ax Men Ax Men The Sweeney The Sweeney Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars The Appaloosa FYI Daily Table Tennis Storage Wars Storage Wars The Classic Car Show Rugby Highlights U.S. Marshals FYI Daily Child’s Play 3 FYI Daily Ax Men Hogan’s Heroes
8.00pm 9.00pm 10.15pm 11.15pm 12.15am 1.15am 2.15am 3.45am 4.45am
Trad Jazz Britannia Rock Around the Clock Rock ‘N’ Roll America Rock ‘N’ Roll America Rock ‘N’ Roll America Natural World Rich Hall’s California Stars Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy City This is BBC Four
BBC 4
Sky Sports 1
7.00am Football Gold 7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am The Sixties: The Years That 7.15am Football Gold Shaped a Generation 7.30am Football Gold 8.15am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Secret War 8.00am Scottish Cup Highlights 10.00am CIA Declassified 11.00am Wildest Africa 8.30am Premier League 100 Club 12.00pm Wildest Africa 9.00am Premier League 100 Club 1.00pm Wildest Africa 9.30am Scottish Cup Highlights 2.00pm Wildest Africa 10.00am The Sunday Supplement 3.00pm Walrus - Two Tonne Tusker 4.00pm Wildest Africa 11.30am Goals on Sunday 5.00pm Wildest Africa 1.30pm Live Ford Super Sunday 6.00pm Wildest Africa 4.30pm Live Ford Super Sunday 7.00pm Wildest Africa 8.00pm Football League Goals 8.00pm Walrus - Two Tonne Tusker 9.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 9.00pm Boxing 9.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 11.00pm Ford Football Special 10.00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 12.30am La Liga 11.00pm Indian Hill Railways 12.45am La Liga 12.00am Instruments of Death 1.00am Scottish Cup Highlights 1.30am Goals on Sunday
History
9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 10.30am Pawn Stars 11.00am American Pickers 7.15am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 12.00pm Storage Wars 7.50am Kung Fu 12.30pm Storage Wars 8.50am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 1.00pm Storage Wars Ventura 1.30pm Storage Wars 9.45am Dressed to Kill 2.00pm Pawn Stars 2.30pm Pawn Stars 11.15am Terror by Night Pawn Stars 12.30pm The Hound of the Baskervilles 3.00pm 3.30pm Pawn Stars 2.05pm The Helicopter Spies 4.00pm Shipping Wars 4.00pm Guns for San Sebastian 4.30pm Shipping Wars 6.20pm Return of the Gunfighter 5.00pm Storage Wars 8.25pm David Copperfield 5.30pm Storage Wars 11.00pm Rome 6.00pm Pawn Stars 12.05am Mimic 2 6.30pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm American Pickers 8.00pm Storage Wars Miami 8.30pm Storage Wars Miami 9.00pm Pawn Stars 12.00pm Escape From the Planet 10.00pm Britain’s Biggest Heists of the Apes 11.00pm Mobsters 2.00pm Brewster’s Millions 12.00am Storage Wars 4.05pm City of Ember 12.30am Storage Wars 5.55pm Marley and Me 1.00am Britain’s Biggest Heists 8.10pm Legend 2.00am Mobsters 10.00pm Now You See Me 3.00am Storage Wars Miami
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Yesterday
ITV
7.00am Bottom Knocker Street 7.15am Bottom Knocker Street 7.25am Pat and Stan 7.35am Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.45am Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 8.00am Share a Story 8.05am Sooty 8.15am Super 4 8.30am Nerds and Monsters 8.45am The Tom and Jerry Show 9.00am Teen Titans Go! 9.13am Teen Titans Go! 9.25am ITV News 9.30am Weekend 10.25am Murder, She Wrote 11.20am Murder, She Wrote 12.20pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.25pm ITV News and Weather
Sky1
7.00am The Hour of Power 8.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 8.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00am Monkey Life 9.30am Monkey Life 10.00am Supergirl 11.00am The Flash 12.00pm WWE Raw 1.00pm Cricket’s Funniest Moments 2.00pm Football’s Funniest Moments 2.30pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 3.00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 3.30pm Futurama 4.00pm Futurama 4.30pm Futurama 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm The Muppets 7.00pm Modern Family 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm Wild Things 9.00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0
Channel 4
Channel 5
7.15am King of Queens 11.40am The Championship 7.40am King of Queens 12.40pm Goal Rush 8.05am Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.15pm The Gadget Show 9.00am Loves Raymond 9.30am Everybody Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm The Princess Bride 10.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 4.15pm Bend It Like Beckham 10.30am Sunday Brunch 6.30pm Disney’s Hercules 2.30pm Formula 1 4.30pm Location, Location, Location 8.10pm Now That’s Funny! 5.30pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 9.00pm Penn and Teller: Fool Us in Vegas 6.30pm Channel 4 News 9.55pm 5 News Weekend 7.00pm Grand Designs 8.00pm The Fearless Chef 10.00pm Going the Distance 9.00pm Hidden Britain by Drone 12.05am Mars Attacks! 10.00pm Indian Summers 11.00pm Gogglebox 12.05am Mud 2.05am Embarrassing Bodies 2.55am Come Dine with Me 7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am My Name is Earl 3.25am Come Dine with Me 10.30am Cedar Cove 3.50am Come Dine with Me 11.30am Castle 4.20am Come Dine with Me 12.30pm Castle 4.45am Come Dine with Me 1.25pm Columbo 5.15am Selling Houses with Amanda 3.25pm Columbo: Murder by the Book 5.00pm Columbo Lamb 7.00pm NCIS 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm CSI: NY 7.00am Motorway Patrol 11.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.30am Motorway Patrol 12.00am CSI: Miami 8.00am Motorway Patrol 1.00am CSI: NY 8.30am Motorway Patrol 1.55am CSI: NY 9.00am Chopper Squad 9.30am Chopper Squad 10.00am It’s Me or the Dog 10.30am It’s Me or the Dog 9.55am Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 11.00am It’s Me or the Dog 10.25am Come Dine with Me 11.30am It’s Me or the Dog 10.55am Come Dine with Me 12.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 11.25am Come Dine with Me 12.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 12.00pm Come Dine with Me 1.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 12.30pm Come Dine with Me 2.00pm Animal Cops: South Africa 1.05pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35pm Vet on the Hill 3.00pm Monkey Business 2.40pm Selling Houses with 3.30pm Monkey Business Amanda Lamb 4.00pm Monkey Business 3.45pm Four in a Bed 4.30pm Monkey Business 4.15pm Four in a Bed 5.00pm Monkey Business 4.50pm Four in a Bed 5.30pm Monkey Business 5.20pm Four in a Bed 6.00pm Monkey Business 5.50pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Monkey Business 6.20pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Monkey Business 6.55pm Come Dine with Me 7.30pm Monkey Business 7.25pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Meerkat Manor 8.30pm Meerkat Manor 9.00pm Criminal Minds 10.00pm The Force: Manchester 7.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 8.00am Sporting Greats 8.30am Sporting Greats 9.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 7.00am Cricket Classics 10.00am Sporting Greats 10.30am Sporting Greats 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 8.30am ICC Cricket 12.00pm Live Indian Premier League 9.00am Sporting Triumphs 3.55pm Live Championship Rugby Union 9.15am Sporting Triumphs 6.00pm Football 9.30am Sporting Triumphs 8.15pm Football 9.45am Sporting Triumphs 10.45pm La Liga 10.00am Fight Night 11.00pm Indian Premier League Highlights 12.00pm Football 12.00am Indian Premier League Highlights 3.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 1.00am Eredivisie 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 3.00am Indian Premier League Highlights 8.30pm Scottish Cup Highlights 9.00pm Super Rugby Try Time 9.30pm Football Gold 9.40pm Football Gold 7.00am Hyundai A-League 9.55pm Football UEFA Champions League 12.05am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 9.00am Magazine 1.05am Football Gold 9.30am FIM Superenduro World 1.15am Football Championship 3.25am Cricket Classics 10.00am Barclays Premier League 3.30am La Liga 11.30am Football Tonight 3.45am La Liga 12.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 4.00am Eredivisie 12.30pm UEFA Champions League Magazine 1.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.30pm World Match Racing Tour 8.00am Cheers Highlights 8.25am Cheers 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 8.50am Cheers 9.00pm NBA 9.25am Cheers 11.30pm Football Tonight 10.00am Abbott and Costello in the 12.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits Foreign Legion 12.30am Ladbrokes Premiership 11.30am Crooks Anonymous 1.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.20pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 2.00pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 2.35pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 3.10pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 7.00am Sport in Focus 3.55pm Only Fools and Horses 7.15am The Clare Balding Show 4.35pm Only Fools and Horses 8.15am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 5.15pm Only Fools and Horses 8.45am FIH Hockey World 5.55pm Only Fools and Horses 9.15am World Match Racing Tour 6.35pm Only Fools and Horses Highlights 7.20pm Only Fools and Horses 9.45am Test Match Bowls 8.00pm Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man 10.45am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 9.00pm The Interviews 12.45pm Ladbrokes Premiership 10.00pm The Guru 3.45pm MotoGP 12.00am Rubber 5.15pm MotoGP 1.40am The Thick of It 6.45pm MotoGP 2.20am The League of Gentlemen 8.00pm Motogp Chequered Flag 9.00pm French Ligue 1 3.00am The League of Gentlemen 11.00pm Vanarama National League High3.50am The Thick of It
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Monday 18th April BBC1
BBC2
ITV
Channel 4
Channel 5
7.00am The Sheriffs are Coming 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.10pm The 7.45am Escape to the Country 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am Will and Grace Beware! Cowboy Builders Abroad 8.30am Think Tank 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.15am Put Your Money Where 11.30am This Morning 8.35am Will and Grace 1.15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! Your Mouth Is 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 10.00am Caught Red Handed 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 10.30am Gardeners’ World 2.55pm ITV News London 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS: New Orleans 11.00am World Championship Snooker 3.00pm Judge Rinder 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm Access 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Chopping Block 11.00am Frasier 4.20pm Dangerous Company 2.00pm World Championship Snooker 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.00pm 5 News at 5 7.00pm Eggheads 6.00pm The Chase 12.30pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Neighbours 7.30pm The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.00pm Home and Away Built Britain 7.25pm Party Election Broadcast by 1.05pm Four in a Bed 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm Antiques Road Trip the Conservative Party 1.35pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm World War II in Colour 9.00pm University Challenge 7.30pm ITV Evening News 2.05pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm Police Interceptors 9.30pm An Island Parish 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.35pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm The Tube: Going Underground 10.00pm The People v OJ Simpson: Ameri- 8.30pm Coronation Street 3.10pm Fifteen to One 11.00pm Gotham can Crime Story 9.00pm Further Tales from Northumber- 4.10pm Countdown 11.00pm Live at the Apollo 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 11.30pm Newsnight 6.00pm Four in a Bed 12.25am World Championship 6.30pm Too Many Cooks 7.00am Teleshopping Snooker Highlights 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.00am Movies Now 10.00am Cedar Cove 1.15am Tom Jones’s 1950s: The 7.30pm Hollyoaks 7.10am Hogan’s Heroes 11.00am Person of Interest Decade That Made Me 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 12.00pm Person of Interest 2.15am MasterChef 9.00pm Dispatches 8.00am The Chase 1.00pm CSI: NY 3.15am The Celebrity Apprentice USA 9.30pm The Food Chain 2.00pm NCIS 8.50am The Professionals 10.00pm The Island with Bear Grylls 3.00pm Access 9.50am The Sweeney 3.10pm Fatal Acquittal 11.00pm Sex Box 10.50am Ax Men 5.00pm NCIS 11.50am The Chase 6.00pm CSI: NY 12.50pm The Professionals 8.00am Storage Hunters 7.00pm CSI: Miami 1.55pm Storage Wars 8.20am Top Gear 8.00pm NCIS 2.25pm Pawn Stars 9.10am Top Gear 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 2.55pm The Car Chasers 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm NCIS 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am American Pickers 3.25pm The Car Chasers 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm NCIS 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Storage Hunters 3.55pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 12.00am NCIS 12.30pm Storage Hunters 9.00am Emmerdale 4.30pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Top Gear 9.30am Coronation Street 5.00pm The Sweeney 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Top Gear 10.00am Coronation Street 6.00pm The Professionals 11.00am Sanctuary 3.00pm American Pickers 10.30am Psych 7.00pm Storage Wars Texas 4.00pm Sin City Motors 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s Super Food 11.20am Royal Pains 7.30pm Storage Wars Texas 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12.15pm Dinner Date 8.00pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Time Team 1.15pm Emmerdale 8.30pm Pawn Stars 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.45pm Time Team 1.45pm Coronation Street 9.00pm Motogp Highlights 3.00pm Highway Patrol 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 7.00am Movies Now 2.15pm Coronation Street 10.00pm Coogan’s Bluff 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 2.25pm Come Dine with Me 7.10am Doctor in the House 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 7.35am Heartbeat 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 8.35am Where the Heart is 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 9.40am The Royal 6.00pm Cold Case 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 10.40am Judge Judy 7.00pm Without a Trace 8.00pm World News Today 6.50pm Take Me Out 11.05am Judge Judy 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 8.30pm The Flying Archaeologist 11.30am Judge Judy 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 9.00pm Sanctuary 9.00pm Antiques Uncovered 11.55am The Darling Buds of May 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm A History of Ancient Britain 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 8.55pm Grand Designs 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.05pm Heartbeat 11.00pm She-Wolves: England’s Early 10.00pm Vet on the Hill 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 12.00am Without a Trace 3.05pm The Royal Queens 11.00pm 24 Hours in A and E 10.00pm Family Guy 4.10pm Where the Heart is 1.00am Supernatural 12.00am Imagine... 12.05am 24 Hours in A and E 10.30pm Family Guy 5.15pm Doctor in the House 2.00am Most Daring 1.10am Undercover Boss USA 1.10am Ancient Greece: The Greatest 11.00pm Plebs 5.50pm On the Buses 3.00am Sexcetera Show on Earth 6.20pm On the Buses 11.30pm Family Guy Cold Case 2.10am The Body Beautiful: Ancient 4.00am 6.55pm Heartbeat 12.00am American Dad! 5.00am Most Haunted Greeks, Good Looks and Glamour 7.55pm Murder, She Wrote 12.30am American Dad! 6.00am Highway Cops 8.55pm Rosemary and Thyme 12.55am The Cleveland Show 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket Classic 8.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 7.00am Football Gold 7.00am How It’s Made 7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 9.00am Sporting Heroes 8.00am Goals on Sunday 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am How It’s Made 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 10.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 9.00am Sporting Greats 7.30am Football Gold 8.00am Mythbusters 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 11.00am Sporting Heroes 9.30am Sporting Greats 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 12.00pm Racing News 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am WWE Raw 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 10.00am Time Team 12.30pm Super Rugby Try Time 10.30am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am The Sunday Supplement 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Diamond Decades 1.00pm La Liga 11.00am Super Rugby Try Time 10.30am Scottish Cup Highlights 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.15pm La Liga 11.30am Sporting Rivalries 11.00am Ford Football Special 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Time Team 1.30pm Darts Gold 2.00pm Secret Space Escapes 2.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 12.30pm Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 12.00pm Boxing Gold 1.45pm Darts Gold 12.30pm Fight Night Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 2.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 1.30pm 2.00pm Football League Goals 2.30pm Super Rugby Try Time Sporting Triumphs 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 3.00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 7.30pm 3.00pm Goals on Sunday 3.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.45pm Sporting Triumphs 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 4.00pm Indian Hill Railways 3.30pm Sporting Greats 8.00pm Live Ford Monday Night Football 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edi-5.00pm Time Team 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 12.00am Viral Videos of the Month tion 6.00pm Blitz Street 8.30pm Live Netball Superleague 12.15am Football Gold 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edi-7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory MotoGP Rewind 12.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 10.30pm Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights 7.45am tion 8.00pm Coast 8.00am Football Tonight 11.00pm Super League Fulltime 1.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm The Real King’s Speech 8.30am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 11.30pm La Liga 2.00am Football League Goals 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 10.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 9.00am Hyundai A-League 11.45pm La Liga 3.00am MNF Highlights 9.00pm Overhaulin’ 2013 11.00pm Porridge: Inside Out 11.00am Barclays Premier League 12.00am Netball Superleague 5.30am Football Gold 10.00pm Misfit Garage 12.00am Porridge 12.30pm Football Tonight 2.00am Super League Fulltime 5.45am Spanish Gold 11.00pm Junkyard Empire 12.40am Time Team 1.00pm Ladbrokes Premiership 2.30am Cricket Classic 12.00am Naked and Afraid 3.45pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.45am Cricket Classic 1.00am Misfit Garage 7.00pm NBA 9.00pm NBA 2.00am Junkyard Empire 9.30pm NBA 9.30am Storage Wars 12.00am NCAA Tournament 10.00am Storage Wars 2.00am NCAA Tournament 10.30am Storage Wars 8.35am Sorry! 4.30am Vanarama National League High11.00am Ice Road Truckers 9.10am As Time Goes By lights 7.00am Kung Fu 12.00pm Ice Road Truckers 9.50am The Brittas Empire 5.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 8.00am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 1.00pm Counting Cars 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.30am Last of the Summer Wine 6.30am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Ventura 1.30pm Counting Cars 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 11.10am Last of the Summer Wine Basketball Magazine 9.05am David Copperfield 2.00pm Counting Cars 8.00am Monkey Life 11.50am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Guns for San Sebastian 2.30pm Counting Cars 8.30am Monkey Life 12.30pm Outnumbered 3.00pm American Pickers 1.50pm Gunsmoke 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.10pm The Green Green Grass American Restoration 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 4.00pm 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.55pm Sorry! 5.00pm Storage Wars 10.00am Modern Family Ventura 2.35pm Only Fools and Horses 5.30pm Storage Wars 10.30am Modern Family 4.00pm The Cowboy and the Lady 3.40pm As Time Goes By 6.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 5.50pm The Crimson Pirate 7.00am MotoGP 4.20pm The Brittas Empire Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 7.55pm The Private Lives of Elizabeth and 6.30pm 8.00am MotoGP 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.00pm Storage Wars 1.00pm Forever Essex 9.00am MotoGP 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.30pm Storage Wars 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm A Nightmare on Elm Street 10.00am Motogp Chequered Flag 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 8.00pm Storage Wars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 11.00am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 8.30pm Storage Wars 7.00pm Outnumbered 4.00pm Modern Family 1.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 9.00pm Storage Wars 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 4.30pm Modern Family 2.00pm NBA 9.30pm Storage Wars 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.00pm Futurama 4.00pm Turkish Airlines Euroleague 10.00pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Rio Grande 5.30pm Futurama 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses Basketball Magazine 10.30pm Storage Wars 6.00pm The Simpsons 2.10pm Arizona Raiders 10.10pm Only Fools and Horses 4.30pm MotoGP 11.00pm Storage Wars 6.30pm Futurama 3.55pm The Cockleshell Heroes 11.20pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 5.30pm Motogp Chequered Flag 11.30pm Storage Wars 7.00pm Futurama 5.55pm Jubal 12.00am The Royle Family 6.30pm Formula e - Sound of the Future 12.00am Storage Wars 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Seeker 12.40am Gimme Gimme Gimme 7.00pm Paulistao 12.30am Storage Wars 8.00pm The Simpsons 10.00pm Unknown 8.30pm Turkish Airlines Euroleague 1.20am Gimme Gimme Gimme 1.00am Storage Wars 8.30pm The Simpsons Basketball Magazine 12.15am Rush Hour 3 2.00am Cheers 1.30am Storage Wars 9.00pm The Muppets 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am The Day I Met the Queen 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm The Sheriffs are Coming 12.45pm Thief Trackers 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm The Code 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm MasterChef 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm MasterChef 10.00pm Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle 10.30pm I Want My Wife Back 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Have I Got a Bit More News for You 12.30am The Graham Norton Show
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Tuesday BBC1
7.00am Breakfast 10.15am The Day I Met the Queen 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm The Sheriffs are Coming 12.45pm Thief Trackers 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm The Code 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm Holby City 10.00pm The A Word 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Would I Lie to You? 12.15am How to Stay Young 1.15am World Championship Snooker - Extra 4.15am Crucible Classics
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7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Coronation Street 10.30am Psych 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.15pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Coronation Street 2.15pm Coronation Street 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 7.50pm The Hot Desk 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Hot Fuzz 11.05pm FYI Daily 11.10pm Hot Fuzz 12.25am Family Guy 12.55am Family Guy 1.25am American Dad!
Discovery
7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Misfit Garage 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Alaskan Bush People 9.00pm Gold Divers 10.00pm Deadliest Catch 11.00pm Gold Divers 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Deadliest Catch 2.00am Gold Divers 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am Deadliest Catch 4.50am Gold Divers 5.40am How It’s Made
7.50am 8.50am 10.00am 12.05pm
TCM
Kung Fu Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura The Crimson Pirate The Cowboy and the Lady 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00pm Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 6.15pm Tarzan’s Secret Treasure 7.50pm Gaslight 10.00pm Ryan’s Daughter 1.50am Exit Wounds
Film4
12.00pm 3.10 to Yuma 1.45pm The Devil at 4 O’Clock 4.15pm The Desert Rats 6.05pm Sink the Bismarck! 8.05pm Clueless 10.00pm Locke 11.40pm Bronson
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19th April BBC2
7.00am The Day I Met the Queen 7.45am The Sheriffs are Coming 8.30am Money for Nothing 9.15am Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10.00am Caught Red Handed 10.30am Great British Railway Journeys 11.00am World Championship Snooker 1.00pm The Daily Politics 2.00pm World Championship Snooker 7.00pm Eggheads 7.30pm The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain 8.00pm Antiques Road Trip 9.00pm Bake Off Crème de la Crème 10.00pm Europe: Them or Us 11.00pm Later Live... with Jools Holland 11.30pm Newsnight 12.15am World Championship Snooker Highlights 1.05am The Super League Show 1.50am Horizon 2.50am MasterChef 3.50am This Farming Life 4.50am This is BBC Two
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Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers American Pickers Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers Sin City Motors
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7.00am Movies Now 7.10am Doctor in the House 7.35am Heartbeat 8.35am Where the Heart is 9.40am The Royal 10.40am Judge Judy 11.05am Judge Judy 11.35am Judge Judy 12.00pm The Darling Buds of May 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 2.10pm Heartbeat 3.10pm The Royal 4.15pm Where the Heart is 5.20pm Doctor in the House 5.55pm On the Buses 6.25pm On the Buses 6.55pm Heartbeat 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Midsomer Murders
Yesterday
7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Blitz Street 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 3.00pm The Real King’s Speech 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Annihilation 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 10.00pm Impossible Engineering 11.00pm Porridge 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Porridge 1.00am Time Team
9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 11.00pm 12.15am 12.45am 1.15am 1.45am
History
Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Ice Road Truckers Counting Cars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Storage Wars Miami Storage Wars Miami Black Sails Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Miami Storage Wars Miami
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7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.10pm The 7.45am Will and Grace Beware! Cowboy Builders 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 8.35am Will and Grace 1.15pm Trauma Doctors: Every 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond Second Counts 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 10.00am Frasier 2.45pm Neighbours 10.30am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 11.00am Frasier 4.15pm Secrets of Eden 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.00pm 5 News at 5 12.30pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Neighbours 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.00pm Home and Away 1.05pm Four in a Bed 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 1.35pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm The Dog Rescuers with 2.05pm Four in a Bed Alan Davies 2.35pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm The Yorkshire Vet 3.10pm Fifteen to One 10.00pm Tribal Teens... Here Comes Trouble 4.10pm Countdown 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Too Many Cooks 7.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am Cedar Cove 7.30pm Hollyoaks 11.00am Person of Interest 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 8.00pm Channel 4 News 12.00pm Person of Interest 8.05am The Chase 9.00pm The Tiny Tots Talent Agency 1.00pm CSI: NY 9.05am The Professionals 10.00pm One Born Every Minute 2.00pm NCIS 11.00pm First Dates 3.00pm Access 10.05am The Sweeney 3.10pm Adopting Terror 12.05am 24 Hours in A and E 11.10am Ax Men 5.00pm NCIS 12.10pm The Chase 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 1.15pm Pawn Stars 8.00pm NCIS 1.45pm Snooker 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.30am Sunrise 6.15pm Storage Wars 10.00pm Law and Order: Special 8.00am Most Haunted Victims Unit 6.40pm Motogp Highlights 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims 7.45pm Snooker 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 12.15am Tin Cup 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Sanctuary 1.15am FYI Daily 12.00pm Stargate Universe 2.55am The Sweeney 9.55am Jamie’s Super Food 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 3.55am ITV4 Nightscreen 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Time Team 4.00am Teleshopping 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.45pm Time Team 3.00pm Highway Patrol 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 2.25pm Come Dine with Me Line 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 8.00pm World News Today 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm National Treasures of Wales 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm Time Shift 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 10.00pm Britain’s Treasure Islands 8.55pm Grand Designs 11.00pm Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm Homes by the Med 10.00pm A Haunting City 11.00pm The Hoarder Next Door 12.00am Scotland’s Vital Spark: The Clyde 11.00pm South of Hell 12.05am Undercover Boss USA 12.00am Without a Trace 1.05am The Perfect Penis Puffer 1.00am Supernatural 1.00am A History of Ancient Britain Most Daring 2.00am Paul Merton’s Birth of Hollywood 2.00am 3.00am Sexcetera 3.00am Britain’s Most Fragile Treasure 4.00am A Haunting 4.00am Britain’s Treasure Islands 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Super League Fulltime 8.00am Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 7.00am Football Gold 9.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 10.00am Netball Superleague 8.00am Indian Premier League 7.30am Football Gold 12.00pm Racing News 12.30pm Netball Superleague 7.45am Football Gold 12.30pm Super League Fulltime 2.30pm Super League Fulltime 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 1.00pm Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights 3.00pm CWC Classics 9.00am Scottish Cup Highlights 1.30pm Darts Gold 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 9.30am Football Gold 1.45pm Darts Gold 8.30pm Super Rugby Gold 9.45am Football Gold 2.00pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 8.35pm Football 10.00am MNF Highlights 2.30pm Super League Fulltime 10.45pm Boxing 12.30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 3.00pm Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights 12.45am Super League Fulltime 1.30pm Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona 3.30pm MNF Highlights 1.15am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30pm Sporting Triumphs 1.45am Sporting Triumphs 7.45pm Sporting Triumphs 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00pm Live Ford Football Special 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 11.15pm David Beckham Special 7.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 3.00am Cricket’s Greatest 12.15am My Greatest Game:Sky 7.30am Hyundai A-League Highlights 3.30am Cricket’s Greatest Sports 25 Yrs 4.00am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 8.00am Game of the Week 12.30am La Liga World 2015 4.30am Adam Gilchrist Masterclass 8.30am European Football Show 1.00am Ford Football Special 5.00am Cricket’s Greatest 2.00am Football’s Greatest Team Highlights 5.30am Cricket’s Greatest 2.30am Premier League 100 Club 10.30am Barclays Premier League Review 6.00am Cricket Classic 3.00am Ford Football Special 11.30am Football Tonight 6.30am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 4.00am Football Gold 12.00pm MotoGP 4.15am Football Gold 1.00pm MotoGP 4.30am Football Gold 2.00pm MotoGP 4.45am Spanish Gold 3.00pm Motogp Chequered Flag 8.35am Sorry! 4.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 9.10am As Time Goes By 4.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 9.50am The Brittas Empire 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.30am Last of the Summer Wine 5.30pm World Match Racing Tour 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 11.10am Last of the Summer Wine Highlights 8.00am Monkey Life 11.50am Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm French Ligue 1 Review 8.30am Monkey Life 12.30pm The Best of Tommy Cooper 7.00pm Bundesliga 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.00pm Outnumbered 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.55pm Open All Hours 10.00am Modern Family 2.35pm Only Fools and Horses 10.30am Modern Family 3.40pm As Time Goes By 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.00am FIM Superenduro World Champi4.20pm The Brittas Empire 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 onship 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.00pm Forever 7.30am Global Goals 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 8.00am Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 8.30am UEFA Champions League 7.00pm Outnumbered 4.00pm Modern Family Magazine 8.00pm The Interviews 4.30pm Jungle Book 3D: Special 9.00am Football Tonight 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 5.00pm Futurama 9.30am Rugby Tonight 5.30pm Futurama 10.15pm Fawlty Towers 11.00am Toyota AFL Highlights Show 6.00pm The Simpsons 11.00pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 12.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 6.30pm Futurama 11.40pm Not Going Out 1.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 7.00pm Futurama 12.20am Not Going Out 1.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 7.30pm The Simpsons 1.00am Cheers 2.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 8.00pm The Simpsons 2.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 1.30am Shooting Stars 8.30pm The Simpsons 3.00pm NBA 2.10am Not Going Out 9.00pm The Flash 7.00am Good Morning Britain 9.30am Lorraine 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30am This Morning 1.30pm Loose Women 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.55pm ITV News London 3.00pm Judge Rinder 4.00pm Chopping Block 5.00pm Tipping Point 6.00pm The Chase 7.00pm ITV News London 7.25pm Party Election Broadcast by the Labour Party 7.30pm ITV Evening News 8.00pm Emmerdale 8.30pm River Monsters 9.00pm Fierce
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7.00am Breakfast 7.00am The Day I Met the Queen 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 10.15am The Day I Met the Queen 7.45am The Sheriffs are Coming 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am Will and Grace Cowboy Builders 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 8.30am Money for Nothing 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.00pm The Sheriffs are Coming 9.15am Put Your Money Where Your 11.30am This Morning 8.35am Will and Grace 1.15pm The Gadget Show 12.45pm Thief Trackers Mouth Is 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 10.00am Now You See It 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 2.00pm BBC News at One 10.30am Great British Menu 2.55pm ITV News London 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.00am World Championship Snooker 3.00pm Judge Rinder 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm Social Nightmare 2.45pm Doctors 12.20pm Lifeline 4.00pm Chopping Block 11.00am Frasier 6.00pm 5 News at 5 3.15pm The Code 12.30pm The Daily Politics 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.30pm Neighbours 4.00pm Escape to the Country 2.00pm World Championship Snooker 6.00pm The Chase 12.30pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Home and Away 4.45pm Money for Nothing 7.00pm Eggheads 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 5.30pm Put Your Money Where Your7.30pm The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm Police Interceptors Mouth Is Britain 8.00pm Emmerdale 1.35pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 6.15pm Pointless 8.00pm Antiques Road Trip 8.30pm Coronation Street 2.05pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 7.00pm BBC News at Six 9.00pm Caravanner of the Year 9.00pm Tonight at the London Palladium 2.35pm Four in a Bed 11.00pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 10.00pm Five Star Babies: Inside the Port- 10.00pm Scott and Bailey 3.10pm Fifteen to One Landlords 8.00pm The One Show land Hospital 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather 4.10pm Countdown 9.00pm MasterChef 11.00pm Normal for Norfolk 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 10.00pm Secret Britain 11.30pm Newsnight 6.00pm Four in a Bed 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 12.15am World Championship Snooker 6.30pm Too Many Cooks 7.00am Teleshopping 11.30pm Regional News and Weather Highlights 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.00am Movies Now 10.00am Cedar Cove 11.45pm I Want My Wife Back 1.05am Europe: Them or Us 7.30pm Hollyoaks 11.00am Person of Interest 7.10am Hogan’s Heroes 12.15am Boomers 2.05am Horizon 8.00pm Channel 4 News 12.00pm Person of Interest 7.40am Hogan’s Heroes 12.45am Parkinson’s: The Funny Side 3.05am MasterChef 9.00pm The Supervet 1.00pm CSI: NY The Chase 1.15am World Championship Snooker -3.35am The Secret History of My Family 8.10am 10.00pm 24 Hours in Police Custody 2.00pm NCIS Extra 11.00pm Murder in Paradise 3.00pm Access 9.10am The Professionals 3.05pm Burden of Evil 4.15am Crucible Classics 12.05am The Island with Bear Grylls 10.10am The Sweeney 5.00pm NCIS 11.10am Ax Men 6.00pm CSI: NY 8.00am Storage Hunters 7.00pm CSI: Miami 12.10pm The Chase 8.20am Top Gear 8.00pm NCIS 1.15pm Pawn Stars 9.10am Top Gear 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 1.45pm Snooker 10.00pm Chicago Fire 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am American Pickers 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 6.15pm Storage Wars 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Storage Hunters UK 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 12.30pm Storage Hunters 6.40pm The Professionals 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Top Gear 9.30am The Cube 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Top Gear 10.30am Psych 11.00am Sanctuary 12.15am Unleashed 3.00pm American Pickers 11.20am Royal Pains 4.00pm Sin City Motors 12.00pm Stargate Universe 1.15am FYI Daily 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 2.20am The Sweeney 1.15pm Emmerdale 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Time Team 1.45pm The Cube 3.20am Hogan’s Heroes 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.45pm Time Team 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.00pm Highway Patrol 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 7.00am Movies Now 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 2.20pm Come Dine with Me 7.10am Doctor in the House 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show Front Line 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 7.35am Heartbeat 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.35am Where the Heart is 6.50pm Take Me Out 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 9.40am The Royal 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 10.40am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 8.00pm World News Today 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 11.05am Judge Judy 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm National Treasures of Wales 11.30am Judge Judy 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm Britain’s Treasure Islands 12.00pm The Darling Buds of May 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 10.00pm Miss Potter 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 8.55pm Grand Designs 10.00pm The Almost Impossible 9.00pm Sanctuary 2.05pm Heartbeat 11.30pm Roy Orbison: One of the Lonely 10.00pm Location, Location, Location Gameshow 10.00pm Bones 3.10pm The Royal Ones 11.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.00pm Plebs 4.10pm Where the Heart is 11.00pm Criminal Minds 12.30am Time Shift 12.10am 24 Hours in A and E 11.30pm Family Guy 5.15pm Doctor at Large 12.00am Without a Trace 1.10am Undercover Boss USA 1.30am Ian Hislop’s Scouting for Boys 12.00am Family Guy 5.50pm On the Buses 1.00am Supernatural 2.30am Bunkers, Brutalism and 6.20pm On the Buses 12.30am American Dad! Most Daring Bloodymindedness: Concrete 2.00am 6.55pm Heartbeat 1.00am American Dad! 3.00am Sexcetera Poetry with Jonathan Meades 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 4.00am A Haunting 9.00pm Rosemary and Thyme 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 8.00am The Premier League Years 10.00am Sky Sports Years 7.00am Cricket Classic 11.00am Sky Sports Years 7.00am Football Gold 7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 12.00pm Sky Sports Years 8.00am Indian Premier League 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am How It’s Made 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 1.00pm Sky Sports Years 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Football Gold 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 2.00pm Sky Sports Years 1.00pm Sky Sports Miscellaneous 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Time Team 3.00pm Sky Sports Years 2.00pm Ford Football Special 8.00am WWE Experience 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Annihilation 4.00pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights My Greatest Game: 9.00am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 3.00pm 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 4.30pm La Liga World 2015 Sky Sports 25 Yrs 9.30am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Time Team 5.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 3.10pm My Greatest Game: 10.30am Ford Football Special 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Impossible Engineering 6.00pm My Greatest Game:Sky Sports 25 Sky Sports 25 Yrs 11.30am Ford Monday Night Football Spe- 2.00pm Gold Divers 3.00pm Ancient Black Ops Yrs 3.30pm Cricket’s Greatest cial 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Coast 6.10pm My Greatest Game:Sky Sports 25 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 12.30pm David Beckham Special 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Time Team Yrs 8.30pm Football 1.30pm Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm WWII Price of Empire 11.00pm Indian Premier League 7.30pm Ford Monday Night Football Spe6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 3.30am Cricket Classic cial Edition 8.00pm Coast 3.45am Cricket Classic 8.30pm Live Ford Football Special 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 9.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future 4.00am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 11.30pm Ford Football Special Edition 10.00pm Mummies Alive 7.30am MotoGP 4.30am Cricket Classic 1.30am David Beckham Special 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud Clip Shows 11.00pm Porridge Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Motogp Chequered Flag 2.30am Ford Monday Night Football Spe- 5.00am 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud Clip Shows 11.40pm Yes, Minister 5.30am Cricket’s Greatest 9.30am Game of the Week cial 9.00pm Outrageous Acts of Science 12.20am Porridge 6.00am Cricket Classic 3.30am Ford Football Special 10.00pm Street Outlaws: New Orleans 1.00am Time Team 10.00am Rugby Tonight 6.30am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 5.30am David Beckham Special 11.00pm Moonshiners 2.00am WWII Price of Empire 11.30am The Clare Balding Show 12.00am Naked and Afraid 12.30pm Paulistao 1.00am Street Outlaws: New Orleans 2.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 2.00am Moonshiners 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 9.30am Pawn Stars 4.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 10.00am Shipping Wars 4.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 10.30am Shipping Wars 8.00am Keeping Up Appearances 5.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 11.00am Ice Road Truckers 8.35am Sorry! 8.05am Kung Fu 12.00pm Counting Cars 6.00am Global Goals 9.10am As Time Goes By 9.00am Conspiracy Theory with 12.30pm Counting Cars 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 9.50am The Brittas Empire 6.30am Game of the Week Jesse Ventura 1.00pm Storage Wars 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 10.30am Last of the Summer Wine 10.00am Tarzan’s Secret Treasure 1.30pm Storage Wars 8.00am Monkey Life 11.10am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 2.00pm Pawn Stars 8.30am Monkey Life 12.30pm Outnumbered 2.30pm Pawn Stars 1.50pm Gunsmoke 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.10pm The Green Green Grass 3.00pm Pawn Stars 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.50pm Open All Hours 3.30pm Pawn Stars 10.00am Modern Family Jesse Ventura 2.30pm Only Fools and Horses 4.00pm American Pickers 10.30am Nothing to Declare 4.00pm Tarzan and the Amazons 3.40pm As Time Goes By 5.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 5.35pm Gone with the Wind 7.00am Bundesliga 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 5.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm Exit Wounds 8.00am Vanarama National League 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Forever 12.00am Ransom Highlights 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.30pm Pawn Stars 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.20am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 7.00pm 8.30am Global Goals 7.00pm Outnumbered American Pickers 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am Test Match Bowls 8.00pm Storage Wars The Green Green Grass 4.00pm Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 7.40pm 10.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 8.30pm Storage Wars 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.00pm Futurama 10.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 9.00pm Pawn Stars 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 5.30pm Futurama 11.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 9.30pm Pawn Stars 12.00pm Twelve O’clock High 6.00pm The Simpsons 11.00pm Kenny Everett: The Interviews 12.00pm ESPN Classic Boxing 10.00pm Ax Men 6.30pm Futurama 2.40pm Bear Island 12.00am Kenneth Williams: Comic Roots 12.30pm Paulistao 11.00pm Billion Dollar Wreck 7.00pm Futurama 5.00pm Reach for the Sky 12.40am Holy Flying Circus 2.00pm NBA 12.00am Storage Wars 7.30pm The Simpsons 7.50pm Mission: Impossible 2.40am Shooting Stars 4.00pm NBA 12.30am Storage Wars 8.00pm The Simpsons 10.00pm Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy 3.20am Kenny Everett: The Interviews 4.30pm Hyundai A-League Highlights 1.00am Ax Men 8.30pm The Simpsons 12.30am This Means War Barclays Premier League 4.10am Legends of Stand-Up Christmas 5.00pm 2.00am Billion Dollar Wreck 9.00pm Arrow 6.30pm Last Week, This Week 2.25am Prizzi’s Honor Special 3.00am Storage Wars 10.00pm Limitless
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Thursday 21st April BBC1
BBC2
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Dave
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Channel 5
7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.10pm The 7.45am Will and Grace Beware! Cowboy Builders 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 8.35am Will and Grace 1.15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm The Husband She Met Online 11.05am Frasier 6.00pm 5 News at 5 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.30pm Neighbours 12.30pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Home and Away 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 1.05pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm Elizabeth II: 90 Glorious Years 1.35pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm Medical Mysteries 2.05pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm On Benefits: Life on the Dole 2.35pm Four in a Bed 11.00pm Botched Up Bodies 3.10pm Fifteen to One 12.00am Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 4.10pm Countdown 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Too Many Cooks 7.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm The Simpsons 10.00am Cedar Cove 7.30pm Hollyoaks 11.00am Person of Interest 8.00pm Channel 4 News 12.00pm Person of Interest 9.00pm Millionaires’ Mansions 1.00pm CSI: NY 10.00pm British Army Girls 2.00pm NCIS 11.00pm Alan Carr: Chatty Man 3.00pm Access 3.10pm Deadly Sibling Rivalry 12.05am Gogglebox 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm Law and Order 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Sanctuary 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Time Team 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.45pm Time Team 3.00pm Highway Patrol 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 2.20pm Come Dine with Me Line 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6.00pm Cold Case 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 7.00pm Without a Trace 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 8.55pm Grand Designs 9.00pm Sanctuary The Good Wife 10.00pm Shocking Crimes: Murder Book 10.00pm 11.00pm Thicker Than Water 11.00pm Hard Time 12.20am 24 Hours in A and E 12.05am Without a Trace 1.25am Embarrassing Bodies 1.00am Road Wars 2.00am Most Daring 3.00am Sexcetera 4.00am Cold Case 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket Classic 8.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00am Football Gold 9.00am Sporting Greats 8.00am Indian Premier League 7.15am Football Gold 9.30am Sporting Greats 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Football Gold 10.00am Sporting Rivalries 1.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.45am Football Gold 10.30am Racemax 1.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 11.00am Sporting Heroes 2.00pm Sky Sports Years 9.00am Ford Football Special 12.00pm Racing News 3.00pm CWC Classics 11.00am Football Gold 12.30pm Sports Unlimited 4.00pm Ford Football Special 11.15am Football Gold 1.30pm Watersports World 6.00pm Cricket Classic 11.30am Ford Football Special 2.30pm Racemax 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 3.00pm 1.30pm Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona Sports Unlimited 7.00pm David Beckham Special 7.30pm ATP Tour Uncovered 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 8.00pm Live Premier League Darts 8.00pm Live Ford Football Special 11.30pm Sporting Triumphs 11.15pm David Beckham Special 12.15am Barclays Premier League World 11.45pm Sporting Triumphs 12.00am World Rugby 12.45am Football Gold 7.00am Global Goals 12.30am ATP Tour Uncovered 1.00am Ford Football Special 7.30am Toyota AFL Highlights Show 1.00am Super League Highlights 2.00am Premier League Darts 1.15am Sporting Triumphs 9.00am Australian Football League 5.30am Football Gold 1.30am La Liga Show 2015 12.00pm Barclays Premier League World 5.45am Spanish Gold 2.00am Ashes Best Days 12.30pm Test Match Bowls 3.00am La Liga Show 2015 1.30pm Rugby Tonight 3.30am Ford Football Special 3.00pm Road to Rio 4.30am Cricket’s Greatest 3.30pm Gillette World Sport 4.00pm NBA 6.00pm NBA Action 6.30pm Motogp Highlights 8.30am Sorry! 7.30pm Global Goals 9.00am As Time Goes By 7.45pm Barclays Premier League World 9.40am The Brittas Empire 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 8.15pm WSL 8.00am Monkey Life 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00pm Rugby Tonight Extra 8.30am Monkey Life 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 11.30pm 30 for 30 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.20pm Outnumbered 1.00am NBA 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.00pm The Green Green Grass 10.00am Nothing to Declare 1.40pm Only Fools and Horses 10.30am Nothing to Declare 3.40pm As Time Goes By 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 7.00am Test Match Bowls 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.00pm Forever 8.00am Motogp Highlights 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 12.30pm Irish Rally Review 4.00pm Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 7.00pm Outnumbered 1.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 5.00pm Futurama 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.30pm Futurama 2.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 6.00pm The Simpsons 3.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future 6.30pm Futurama 10.30pm Creature Comforts 3.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 7.00pm Futurama 11.00pm Big School 7.30pm The Simpsons 11.40pm Miranda 8.00pm The Simpsons 12.20am Not Going Out 8.30pm The Simpsons 1.00am Cheers 9.00pm DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 1.30am Shooting Stars 10.00pm Colony 2.10am Big School 11.00pm The Five
7.00am Breakfast 7.00am The Day I Met the Queen 7.00am Good Morning Britain 10.15am The Day I Met the Queen 7.45am The Sheriffs are Coming 9.30am Lorraine 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 8.30am Money for Nothing 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.00pm The Queen’s 90th Birthday 9.15am Put Your Money Where Your 11.30am This Morning 1.30pm Bargain Hunt Mouth Is 1.30pm Loose Women 2.00pm BBC News at One 10.00am The Great Interior Design Chal- 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.30pm Regional News and Weather lenge 2.55pm ITV News London 2.45pm Doctors 11.00am Coast 3.00pm Judge Rinder 3.15pm The Code 12.00pm Wanted Down Under 4.00pm Chopping Block 4.00pm Escape to the Country 1.00pm The Daily Politics 5.00pm Tipping Point 4.45pm Money for Nothing 2.00pm World Championship Snooker 6.00pm The Chase 5.30pm Put Your Money Where 7.00pm Eggheads 7.00pm ITV News London Your Mouth Is 7.30pm The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built 7.30pm ITV Evening News 6.15pm Pointless Britain 8.00pm Emmerdale 7.00pm BBC News at Six 8.00pm Antiques Road Trip 8.30pm Tonight 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 9.00pm Natural World 9.00pm Emmerdale 8.00pm The One Show 10.00pm Line of Duty 9.30pm Bargain Shop Wars 8.30pm EastEnders 11.00pm Mock the Week 10.00pm Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 9.00pm MasterChef 11.30pm Newsnight 10.00pm Elizabeth at 90 - A Family Tribute 12.15am World Championship 11.10pm BBC News at Ten Snooker Highlights 11.40pm Regional News and Weather 1.05am Five Star Babies: Inside the 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 11.55pm Question Time Portland Hospital 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 12.55am This Week 2.05am The People v OJ Simpson: 8.05am The Chase 1.40am World Championship American Crime Story The Professionals Snooker - Extra 3.10am Paul O’Grady: The Sally Army and 9.05am 3.40am Crucible Classics 10.10am The Sweeney 5.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 11.15am Ax Men 12.10pm The Chase 8.00am Storage Hunters 1.15pm Storage Wars 8.20am Top Gear 1.45pm Snooker 9.10am Top Gear 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am American Pickers 6.15pm Storage Wars 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am American Pickers 6.40pm The Professionals 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Storage Hunters 12.30pm Storage Hunters 7.45pm Snooker 9.00am Emmerdale 1.00pm Top Gear 9.30am Coronation Street 12.15am Magnum Force 2.00pm Top Gear 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness 1.15am FYI Daily 3.00pm American Pickers World Records 4.00pm Sin City Motors 2.45am The Sweeney 10.30am Psych 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 4.00am Teleshopping 1.15pm Emmerdale 7.00am Doctor at Large 1.45pm Coronation Street 7.25am Heartbeat 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.30am Where the Heart is 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.30am The Royal 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.35am Judge Judy 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.00am Judge Judy 8.00pm World News Today 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30am Judge Judy 8.30pm Top of the Pops: 1981 11.55am The Darling Buds of May 6.50pm Take Me Out 9.00pm Everyday Miracles: The Genius 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! of Sofas, Stockings and Scanners 2.00pm Heartbeat 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 3.05pm The Royal 10.00pm Aliens: The Big Think 9.35pm Two and a Half Men 4.10pm Where the Heart is 11.00pm Horizon 10.00pm Scorpion 5.15pm Doctor at Large 12.00am Secrets of the Universe 11.00pm Celebrity Juice 5.50pm On the Buses 1.00am Top of the Pops: 1981 11.50pm @Elevenish 6.20pm On the Buses 1.35am Roy Orbison: One of the 6.55pm Heartbeat 12.20am Family Guy Lonely Ones 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 12.50am Family Guy 2.35am Chuck Berry in Concert 9.00pm Lewis 1.20am American Dad! 11.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 3.35am Aliens: The Big Think 1.45am American Dad!
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BBC 4
Discovery
7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Street Outlaws: New Orleans 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Gold Divers 10.00pm Alaskan Bush People 11.00pm Killing Fields 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Alaskan Bush People 2.00am Killing Fields
TCM
9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 7.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am 7.30am Kung Fu 12.00pm 8.30am Conspiracy Theory with 12.30pm Jesse Ventura 1.00pm 9.30am Gone with the Wind 1.30pm 2.00pm 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.30pm 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with 3.00pm Jesse Ventura 3.30pm 4.00pm One of Our Spies is Missing 4.00pm 5.45pm Bomba and the Safari Drums 5.00pm 7.10pm Guys and Dolls 5.30pm 10.00pm Ransom 6.00pm 12.25am Passenger 57 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 12.00pm Drums Across the River 9.30pm 1.35pm The Siege at Red River 10.00pm 3.15pm Damn the Defiant! 11.00pm 5.20pm Operation Petticoat 12.00am 7.55pm Brewster’s Millions 12.30am 10.00pm X-Men 1.00am 12.05am Lawless 2.00am
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Yesterday
7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am WWII Price of Empire 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00pm Mummies Alive 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Annihilation 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm The Birth of Empire: The East India Company 10.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 11.00pm Porridge 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Porridge
History
Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Ice Road Truckers Counting Cars Counting Cars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Restoration Forged in Fire Storage Wars Storage Wars American Restoration Forged in Fire
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Friday 22nd April BBC1
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ITV
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7.00am The Day I Met the Queen 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.10pm The 7.45am Flog It! 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am Will and Grace Beware! Cowboy Builders 8.30am Escape to the Country 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.15am Put Your Money Where 11.30am This Morning 8.35am Will and Grace 1.15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! Your Mouth Is 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 10.00am Sea Cities 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 11.00am World Championship Snooker 2.55pm ITV News London 10.00am Frasier 3.20pm NCIS 1.00pm The Daily Politics 3.00pm Judge Rinder 10.30am Frasier 4.20pm The Good Mother 2.00pm World Championship Snooker 4.00pm Chopping Block 11.05am Frasier 6.00pm 5 News at 5 7.00pm Eggheads 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.30pm Neighbours 7.30pm The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built 6.00pm The Chase 12.30pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 7.00pm Home and Away Britain 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 8.00pm Canals: The Making of a Nation 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm The Gadget Show 8.30pm The Food Detectives 8.00pm Emmerdale 2.10pm Channel 4 Racing 9.00pm Henry VIII and His Six Wives 9.00pm Grand Tours of Scotland 8.30pm Coronation Street 4.10pm Countdown 10.00pm Ben Fogle: The Great African 9.30pm Gardeners’ World 9.00pm Barging Round Britain with John 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me Migration 10.00pm Rick Stein’s Long Weekends Sergeant 6.00pm Four in a Bed 11.00pm Eamonn and Ruth: How the Other 11.00pm Two Doors Down 9.30pm Coronation Street 6.30pm Too Many Cooks 11.30pm Newsnight 7.00pm The Simpsons 12.05am Later... with Jools Holland 7.30pm Hollyoaks 1.05am World Championship 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.00am Teleshopping Snooker Highlights 8.30pm Unreported World 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am My Name is Earl 1.55am Question Time 9.00pm George Clarke’s Amazing 10.25am Person of Interest 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 2.55am Inside Obama’s White House Treehouses 11.25am Person of Interest 8.00am The Chase 3.55am This is BBC Two 10.00pm Gogglebox 12.25pm CSI: NY 9.00am The Professionals 6.45am World Snooker 11.00pm Lookalikes 1.25pm The Glenn Miller Story 11.35pm Lookalikes 3.55pm The Wizard of Oz 10.05am The Sweeney 6.00pm CSI: NY 12.05am First Dates 11.05am Ax Men 7.00pm CSI: Miami 11.55am Police Academy 6: City 8.00pm NCIS 8.00am Storage Hunters 9.00pm NCIS Under Siege 8.20am Top Gear 10.00pm Castle 12.55pm FYI Daily 9.10am Top Gear 7.00am Sunrise 11.00pm Castle 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 1.45pm Snooker 12.00am Law and Order: Special 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am American Pickers 8.00am Most Haunted Victims Unit 6.15pm Storage Wars 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Storage Hunters 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 12.55am Law and Order: Special Victims 12.30pm Storage Hunters 6.40pm The Professionals 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Top Gear 9.30am Emmerdale 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am Cold Case Top Gear 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World 2.00pm 11.00am Stargate Universe 12.15am Coogan’s Bluff 3.00pm American Pickers Records 4.00pm Sin City Motors 12.00pm Stargate Universe 1.15am FYI Daily 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 10.30am Psych 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 2.10am Child’s Play 3 11.20am Royal Pains 1.30pm To Catch a Smuggler..JFK 11.40am Time Team 12.15pm Dinner Date 3.10am FYI Daily 2.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 12.45pm Time Team 1.15pm Emmerdale Line 4.00am Teleshopping 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 7.00am Movies Now 1.45pm Emmerdale 3.00pm Highway Patrol 2.25pm Come Dine with Me 7.10am Doctor at Large 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 7.35am Heartbeat 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.25pm Come Dine with Me Front Line 8.35am Where the Heart is 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 9.40am The Royal 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 10.40am Judge Judy 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 8.00pm World News Today 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.05am Judge Judy 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 8.30pm BBC Young Musician 2016 11.35am Judge Judy 6.50pm Take Me Out 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6.00pm Cold Case 10.00pm The Everly Brothers: Harmonies 12.00pm The Darling Buds of May 8.00pm Best of You’ve Been Framed! 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 7.00pm Without a Trace From Heaven 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 8.55pm Grand Designs 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 2.05pm Heartbeat 11.00pm Billy Fury: The Sound of Fury 10.00pm Blue Eyes 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 9.00pm Sanctuary 3.10pm The Royal 12.25am It’s Only Rock ‘N’ Roll: Rock ‘N’ Roll 11.10pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00pm Delivery Man 4.10pm Where the Heart is 10.00pm Police Force Australia at the BBC 12.15am 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05pm FYI Daily 5.15pm Doctor at Large 10.30pm Police Force Australia 1.15am Undercover Boss USA 1.25am Trad Jazz Britannia 11.10pm Delivery Man 5.50pm On the Buses 2.25am The Everly Brothers: Harmonies 11.00pm Police Ten 6.25pm On the Buses 12.15am Family Guy 11.30pm Police Ten From Heaven 7.00pm Heartbeat 12.40am Family Guy 12.00am Without a Trace 3.25am Billy Fury: The Sound of Fury 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.10am American Dad! 1.00am South of Hell 9.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.55am This is BBC Four 1.35am American Dad! 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00am Football Gold 7.00am How It’s Made 7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 9.00am Sporting Greats 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am How It’s Made 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 9.30am Sporting Greats 8.00am CWC Classics 7.30am Football Gold 8.00am Mythbusters 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 10.00am Sporting Rivalries 9.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.30am Darts Gold 9.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am WWE Main Event 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 10.00am Time Team 10.45am Darts Gold 9.00am Barclays Premier League World 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Annihilation 11.00am Sky Sports Years 10.30am Sky Sports Years 9.30am Live Super Rugby 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 12.00pm Racing News 11.30am CWC Classics 11.30am Rugby Union Gold 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Time Team 12.30pm Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona 12.30pm Premier League Darts 11.40am Live Super Rugby 2.00pm Alaskan Bush People 2.00pm The Birth of Empire: The East 8.30pm Live European Challenge Live Indian Premier League 1.30pm Barclays Premier League World 4.00pm 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier India Company Cup Rugby 8.30pm Live Super League 2.00pm Ford Football Special 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 3.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 11.00pm Indian Premier League 11.30pm 20 Years of Super League 3.00pm La Liga Show 2015 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 4.00pm Coast 12.30am Cricket’s Greatest 3.30pm Premier League Legends 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn 5.00pm Time Team 1.00am Time of Our Lives 4.00pm Ford Football Special Shop Edition 6.00pm Codebreaker Ashes Best Days 5.00pm Barclays Premier League World 2.00am 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Battleplan 7.00am Road to Rio 3.00am Sporting Rivalries 5.30pm Football Freestyler 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Coast 7.30am WSL 3.30am Cricket Classic Game Changers 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Hidden Killers of the Victorian 6.00pm 9.00am Rugby Tonight Extra Ricky Ponting Masterclass 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 4.00am 9.00pm Extreme Car Hoarders Home 9.30am Hyundai A-League 4.30am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 7.00pm The Fantasy Football Club 10.00pm How It’s Made 10.00pm Forbidden History 11.45am Australian Football League 5.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00pm Football 10.30pm How It’s Made 11.00pm Porridge 1.45pm MotoGP Rewind Cricket’s Greatest 11.15pm Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30am 11.00pm How It’s Made 11.40pm Porridge: Inside Out 2.00pm Rugby Tonight Extra 6.00am Cricket Classic 11.45pm The Fantasy Football Club 11.30pm How It’s Made 2.30pm ESPN Soccer Stories 12.45am Football Gold 12.00am Naked and Afraid 3.30pm Vanarama National League 6.15pm Hyundai A-League 1.00am How It’s Made 7.45pm Rugby Tonight Extra .30am Pawn Stars 8.15pm NBA Action 10.00am Shipping Wars 8.45pm NBA 10.30am Shipping Wars 8.20am Sorry! 10.30pm Vanarama National League 11.00am Ice Road Truckers 8.55am As Time Goes By 12.00am NBA Action 7.40am Kung Fu 12.00pm Counting Cars 9.30am The Brittas Empire 12.30am NBA 8.40am Conspiracy Theory with 12.30pm Counting Cars 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.10am Last of the Summer Wine 3.00am Asia Talent Cup Jesse Ventura 1.00pm Storage Wars 8.00am Monkey Life 10.50am Last of the Summer Wine 4.00am Irish Rally Review 9.40am Bomba and the Safari Drums 1.30pm Storage Wars 8.30am Monkey Life 11.30am Last of the Summer Wine 4.30am Formula e - Sound of the Future 11.00am Guys and Dolls 2.00pm Pawn Stars 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.10pm Outnumbered 5.00am Australian Football League 2.30pm Pawn Stars 1.50pm Gunsmoke 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.50pm The Green Green Grass 3.00pm Pawn Stars 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with 10.00am Nothing to Declare 1.30pm Open All Hours 3.30pm Pawn Stars 10.30am Nothing to Declare Jesse Ventura 2.05pm Only Fools and Horses 4.00pm American Pickers 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm The Student Prince 3.30pm As Time Goes By 5.00pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 6.20pm Cole Younger, Gunfighter 7.00am Asia Talent Cup 4.10pm The Brittas Empire Storage Wars 1.00pm Forever 7.50pm The Man Who Came to Dinner 5.30pm 8.00am Classic Barclays Premier League 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm Pawn Stars 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm Passenger 57 8.30am Classic Barclays Premier League 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.30pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 11.40pm Wyatt Earp 9.00am Classic Barclays Premier League Last of the Summer Wine 7.00pm American Pickers 4.00pm Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 6.20pm 9.30am Classic Barclays Premier League 8.00pm Storage Wars 7.00pm Outnumbered 5.00pm Futurama 10.00am BT Sport Films 8.30pm Storage Wars 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 5.30pm Futurama 10.30am Gillette World Sport 9.00pm Pawn Stars 8.20pm Miranda 6.00pm The Simpsons 11.00am USA Game of the Week 9.30pm Pawn Stars 12.00pm Night Passage 6.30pm Futurama 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 1.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 10.00pm America’s Greatest Prison Breaks 7.00pm Futurama 1.50pm Escape From the Planet 11.00pm Christmas with the Royle Family 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 12.00am Storage Wars 7.30pm The Simpsons of the Apes 12.00am The Mighty Boosh 12.00am WSL Social 12.30am Storage Wars 8.00pm The Simpsons 3.50pm Donovan’s Reef 12.40am Nighty Night 12.15am Last Week, This Week 1.00am America’s Greatest Prison Breaks 8.30pm The Simpsons 6.00pm Robin and Marian 1.20am 15 Storeys High 12.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 3.00am Storage Wars 9.00pm Supergirl 8.10pm Legend UFC: Beyond the Octagon 2.00am Bottom Live: Weapons Grade 1.00am 3.30am Storage Wars 10.00pm The Five 1.30am UFC - Ultimate Insider 10.00pm Aliens Y-Fronts Tour 4.00am Pawn Stars 11.00pm The Five 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am The Day I Met the Queen 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm The Sheriffs are Coming 12.45pm Thief Trackers 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm The Code 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm A Question of Sport 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm MasterChef 10.00pm Have I Got News for You 10.30pm Boomers 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.25pm Regional News and Weather 11.35pm The Graham Norton Show 12.25am Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle 12.55am Girl From Rio
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7.00am Breakfast 11.00am Saturday Kitchen 12.30pm MasterChef 1.00pm BBC News 1.10pm Football Focus 2.00pm The London Marathon: A Million Reasons to Run 2.30pm World Championship Snooker 5.40pm BBC News 5.50pm Regional News and Weather 6.00pm To be Announced 7.00pm To be Announced 8.15pm Michael Mcintyre’s Big Show 9.05pm The National Lottery 9.55pm Casualty 10.45pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 11.15pm BBC News 11.30pm Match of the Day 12.50am To be Announced 1.10am World Championship Snooker - Extra 4.10am Crucible Classics 5.10am Weather for the Week Ahead
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Fort Apache World Championship Snooker Rick Stein From Venice to Istanbul Bargain Hunt Homes Under the Hammer Escape to the Country Final Score Flog It! Bake Off Crème de la Crème World Championship Snooker Dad’s Army Snooker World Championship 2016 Highlights This is BBC Two Great British Garden Revival
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9.00am American Pickers 10.00am American Pickers 11.00am Top Gear 7.00am Emmerdale Omnibus 12.00pm Top Gear 9.35am Coronation Street Omnibus 1.00pm Traffic Cops 1.30pm Motorway Cops 12.00pm Britain’s Got Talent 3.00pm Storage Hunters 1.20pm Britain’s Got More Talent 3.30pm Storage Hunters 2.25pm The Almost Impossible Game- 4.00pm Storage Hunters 4.30pm Storage Hunters show 5.00pm Storage Hunters 3.25pm Scorpion 5.30pm Storage Hunters 4.20pm Batteries Not Included 6.00pm Ice Road Truckers 6.30pm Hotel Transylvania 8.15pm After Earth 7.00am Movies Now 10.15pm Britain’s Got More Talent 7.10am French Fields 11.15pm Celebrity Juice 7.50am On the Buses 8.15am On the Buses 12.05am Family Guy 8.45am Where the Heart is 12.35am Family Guy 9.50am Where the Heart is 1.05am Family Guy 11.00am Inspector Morse 1.35am American Dad! 1.15pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 3.15pm Goodnight Mister Tom 2.05am American Dad! 5.25pm Columbo 2.30am The Cleveland Show 7.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.55am The Cleveland Show 9.00pm Foyle’s War 11.00pm Lewis 3.15am @Elevenish 1.00am Blue Murder 3.40am Teleshopping 2.35am Doctor at Large 3.00am ITV3 Nightscreen
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7.00am Bottom Knocker Street 7.15am Bottom Knocker Street 7.25am Pat and Stan 7.35am Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.45am Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 8.00am Share a Story 8.05am Sooty 8.15am Super 4 8.30am Nerds and Monsters 8.45am The Tom and Jerry Show 9.00am Thunderbirds are Go 9.25am ITV News 9.30am Weekend 10.25am Murder, She Wrote 11.20am Murder, She Wrote 12.20pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News and Weather 1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show
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7.00am Ax Men 7.55am Ax Men 8.55am The Sweeney 9.55am Hogan’s Heroes 10.30am Bundesliga 11.35am Formula E: Sound of the Future 12.05pm Gunsmoke 1.05pm FYI Daily 1.10pm Gunsmoke 1.45pm Snooker 6.15pm Pawn Stars 6.45pm Storage Wars Texas 7.10pm Storage Wars Texas 7.45pm Snooker 12.15am The Wicker Man 1.15am FYI Daily 1.20am The Wicker Man 1.55am ITV4 Nightscreen 4.00am Teleshopping
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7.10am King of Queens 10.30am Saturday Show Live 3.20pm The World’s Strongest Man 2015 7.35am Dt Manchester Marathon World’s Strongest Man 2015 8.05am MSA British Rally Championship 4.15pm 5.10pm World’s Strongest Man 2015 8.35am Brighton Marathon 2016 6.05pm World’s Strongest Man Final 2015 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 7.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00am The Morning Line 8.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 11.00am Frasier 9.00pm NCIS 11.30am Frasier 9.55pm 5 News 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 10.00pm The Championship 11.00pm Goal Rush 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 11.30pm NCIS 1.00pm The Simpsons 12.25am NCIS 1.30pm The Simpsons 1.15am Super Casino 2.00pm Come Dine with Me 4.10am To be Announced 3.00pm Channel 4 Racing 5.00am To be Announced 5.30pm A Place in the Sun 5.50am Divine Designs 6.30pm Homes by the Med 7.30pm Channel 4 News 8.00pm Guy Martin: Last Flight of the Vulcan Bomber 3.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 10.00am My Name is Earl 5.55am Fifteen to One 10.25am Cedar Cove 6.50am King of Queens 11.25am Cedar Cove 12.25pm Longmire 1.25pm Columbo: Murder by the Book 3.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 4.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 5.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 7.00am Nothing to Declare 6.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 7.30am Nothing to Declare 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 8.00am Nothing to Declare 11.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 8.30am Nothing to Declare 12.00am NCIS: New Orleans 9.00am 60 Minute Makeover 1.00am Chicago Fire 10.00am 60 Minute Makeover 3.00am CSI: Miami 11.00am 60 Minute Makeover 4.00am Chicago PD 12.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 2.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 3.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 4.00pm Motorway Patrol 9.55am River Cottage Bites 4.30pm Motorway Patrol 10.20am Time Team 5.00pm Border Security 11.15am Time Team Special 5.30pm Border Security 12.20pm Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 6.00pm Border Security: Canada’s 1.25pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Front Line 2.30pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 3.35pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 4.10pm Four in a Bed Front Line 4.40pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Border Security: Canada’s 5.15pm Four in a Bed Front Line 5.50pm Four in a Bed 7.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 6.20pm Come Dine with Me Front Line 6.50pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm UK Border Force 7.25pm Come Dine with Me 9.00pm Border Security USA 7.55pm Come Dine with Me 10.00pm Brit Cops: Frontline Crime 8.30pm Come Dine with Me 11.00pm Road Wars 12.00am The Force Manchester
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7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am The Last Battle of the Vikings 8.15am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Battleplan 10.00am Coast 11.00am Mummies Alive 12.00pm Mummies Alive 1.00pm Mummies Alive 2.00pm South Pacific 3.00pm South Pacific 4.00pm Mummies Alive 5.00pm Mummies Alive 6.00pm Mummies Alive 7.00pm South Pacific 8.00pm South Pacific 9.00pm The Joy of the Single 10.00pm Top of the Pops 11.00pm Top of the Pops 12.00am The Sixties: The Years That Shaped a Generation 1.00am The Joy of the Single 2.00am Top of the Pops 3.00am Top of the Pops
History
9.30am Storage Wars Jesse 10.00am Storage Wars 10.30am Storage Wars 11.00am Ice Road Truckers 12.00pm Ice Road Truckers 1.00pm Counting Cars 1.30pm Counting Cars 2.00pm Counting Cars Jesse 2.30pm Counting Cars 3.00pm American Pickers Jesse 4.00pm American Restoration 5.00pm Storage Wars 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.00pm Storage Wars 6.30pm Storage Wars Jesse 7.00pm Storage Wars 7.30pm Storage Wars 8.00pm Storage Wars 8.30pm Storage Wars 9.00pm Storage Wars 9.30pm Storage Wars 10.00pm Pawnography 10.30pm Pawnography 11.00pm Storage Wars Best of 11.30pm Storage Wars Best of 12.00am Storage Wars 12.30am Storage Wars 1.00am Pawnography
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12.00pm A Monster in Paris 2.00pm City of Ember 7.45pm The Women 10.00pm Unknown 12.15am Filth
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7.00am Football Gold 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Football Gold 7.45am Football Gold 8.00am Football Freestyler 8.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Nick Kicks 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.00pm Football 3.45pm Live European Rugby 6.00pm Football 8.15pm Football 10.30pm Football 12.30am Indian Premier League Highlights 1.30am Indian Premier League Highlights 2.30am La Liga 2.45am La Liga 3.00am Cricket’s Greatest
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7.00am Sky Scholars 7.10am Live Super Rugby 9.15am Live Super Rugby 11.30am Sporting Rivalries 12.00pm Super League Highlights 12.15pm Super League Highlights 12.30pm Football Gold 12.45pm Football Gold 1.00pm Football 3.45pm Sky Scholars 4.00pm Sky Scholars 4.15pm Sky Scholars 4.30pm Super League Gold 4.45pm Super League Gold 5.00pm 20 Years of Super League 5.55pm Live Super League 8.00pm Sporting Triumphs 8.15pm Sporting Triumphs 8.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 9.00pm SNF: Game of the Day 11.00pm SNF: Match Choice 12.30am SNF: Match Choice 2.00am SNF: Match Choice
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7.00am Cricket Classics 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Super League Highlights 8.45am Super League Highlights 9.00am Sporting Heroes 10.00am Bass Fishing 11.00am Sports Unlimited 12.00pm Live Indian Premier League 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 8.30pm Eredivisie Football Round-Up 9.30pm Sporting Triumphs 9.45pm Sporting Triumphs 10.05pm Football 12.15am Sporting Triumphs 12.30am Sporting Heroes 1.30am Football
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7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Overhaulin’ 9.00am Overhaulin’ 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Misfit Garage 3.00pm Misfit Garage 4.00pm Misfit Garage 5.00pm Misfit Garage 6.00pm Misfit Garage 7.00pm Alaskan Bush People 8.00pm Gold Divers 9.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00pm Bloodlands 11.00pm I Almost Got Away with it 12.00am Britain’s Deadly Women 1.00am Dead of Night 2.00am Bloodlands 3.00am I Almost Got Away with it 4.00am Britain’s Deadly Women 4.50am Wheeler Dealers 5.40am How It’s Made
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7.00am Rugby Tonight 8.30am NBA Action 9.00am MotoGP Rewind 9.15am WSL Social 9.30am Total Italian Football 10.00am Football Tonight 11.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 1.00pm Vanarama National League 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.15pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 8.45pm 30 for 30 10.15pm ESPN Films 7.00am Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 8.00am Blandings 11.15pm BT Sport Films 12.45am Last Week, This Week 8.00am Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 8.40am Blandings 1.00am NBA 9.20am Blandings 9.00am Game Changers Last Week, This Week 10.00am Abbott and Costello in the Foreign 4.30am 9.30am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 4.45am Gillette World Sport Legion 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 5.15am Hyundai A-League 11.25am Creature Comforts 6.30am Road to Rio 11.50am Crooks Anonymous 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.30pm Only Fools and Horses 1.00pm To be Announced 2.10pm Only Fools and Horses 2.00pm Wild Things 2.50pm Only Fools and Horses 3.00pm Futurama 4.40pm Only Fools and Horses 5.20pm Only Fools and Horses 3.30pm Futurama 7.00am Last Week, This Week 6.00pm Only Fools and Horses 7.15am Hyundai A-League 4.00pm Futurama 6.40pm Only Fools and Horses 9.15am Global Goals 4.30pm Futurama 7.20pm Only Fools and Horses 9.30am Hyundai A-League 5.00pm Futurama 8.00pm Kenny Everett: The Interviews 11.30am Global Goals 9.00pm Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man 12.00pm NBA 5.30pm The Simpsons 10.00pm I’m Alan Partridge 2.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 6.00pm Supergirl 10.40pm I’m Alan Partridge 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 7.00pm The Flash 11.20pm I’m Alan Partridge 1.30am Last Week, This Week 8.00pm To be Announced 12.00am Dylan Moran: Like, Totally 1.45am Road to Rio 1.05am 15 Storeys High 9.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.15am MotoGP Rewind 1.45am The League of Gentlemen 3.30am WTA Tennis: Miami Open 10.00pm Limitless 2.25am I’m Alan Partridge 5.30am Formula e - Sound of the Future 11.00pm Micky Flanagan’s Detour De 3.05am I’m Alan Partridge 6.00am Australian Football League France 3.45am I’m Alan Partridge 4.25am The League of Gentlemen 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo
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BBC2
ITV
7.00am Breakfast 7.30am Gardeners’ World 7.00am Bottom Knocker Street 7.15am Bottom Knocker Street 8.30am Match of the Day 8.00am An Island Parish 7.25am Pat and Stan 9.30am The London Marathon 8.30am The Beechgrove Garden 7.35am Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 3.00pm Sunday Politics 7.45am Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 4.15pm To be Announced 9.00am Countryfile 8.00am Share a Story 5.20pm Songs of Praise 10.00am The Andrew Marr Show 8.05am Sooty 6.05pm To be Announced 8.15am Super 4 7.05pm Paul O’Grady: The Sally Army and11.00am World Championship Snooker 8.30am Nerds and Monsters Me 1.15pm MOTD2 Extra 8.45am The Tom and Jerry Show 9.00am Teen Titans Go! 7.35pm BBC News 2.00pm Escape to the Country 9.13am Teen Titans Go! 7.50pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Points of View 9.25am ITV News 8.00pm Countryfile 9.30am Weekend 9.00pm Antiques Roadshow 3.00pm London Marathon 10.25am FIA Formula e 10.00pm Undercover 3.30pm World Championship Snooker Championship Highlights 11.00pm BBC News 11.25am Murder, She Wrote 7.00pm London Marathon Highlights 11.20pm Regional News and Weather 12.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30pm Match of the Day 2 8.00pm World Championship Snooker 12.40am To be Announced 12.30am Snooker World Championship 1.10am World Championship Snooker 2016 Highlights 7.00am Ax Men Extra Ax Men 4.10am Crucible Classics 1.20am The People v OJ Simpson: Ameri- 7.50am 8.45am Ax Men 6.10am Weather for the Week Ahead can Crime Story 9.40am The Sweeney 6.15am BBC News 10.40am The Professionals 11.40am The Professionals 12.40pm Motogp Highlights 1.45pm Snooker 6.15pm Pawn Stars 8.10am Megatruckers 6.45pm Storage Wars 8.35am Megatruckers 7.10pm Storage Wars 9.00am Red Bull Soapbox Race 7.00am The Hot Desk 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am Motorway Cops 11.30am Traffic Cops 12.15am Tin Cup 7.10am Planet’s Funniest Animals 12.00pm Storage Hunters 1.15am FYI Daily 7.30am Emmerdale Omnibus 12.30pm Storage Hunters 1.20am Tin Cup 1.00pm Storage Hunters 10.15am Coronation Street Omnibus 2.55am Being Kevin Pietersen 1.30pm Storage Hunters 12.45pm Take Me Out 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 2.00pm Storage Hunters 4.00am Teleshopping 2.00pm Catchphrase 2.30pm Storage Hunters 3.00pm Red Dwarf 2.45pm The Flintstones 3.40pm Red Dwarf
Itv4
Itv2
Choice
4.25pm 6.20pm 7.40pm 8.45pm 11.00pm 11.30pm 12.00am 12.30am 12.55am 1.30am 1.55am 2.20am 2.50am
Charlotte’s Web Britain’s Got Talent Britain’s Got More Talent Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy American Dad! American Dad! The Cleveland Show The Cleveland Show Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Discovery
Itv3
7.00am Movies Now 7.10am On the Buses 7.35am On the Buses 8.00am Goodnight Mister Tom 10.10am Heartbeat 11.15am Heartbeat 12.20pm Columbo 2.00pm Clockwise 3.55pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.55pm Midsomer Murders 8.00pm Doc Martin 9.00pm The Cruise Ship 9.30pm Royal Stories 10.00pm Great Estates of Scotland 11.00pm Changeling 1.55am The Kindness of Strangers 3.15am Wycliffe 4.05am May the Best House Win 4.55am May the Best House Win
Yesterday
7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 8.30am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 8.00pm Virtuoso Violinists at the BBC 9.00pm The Brilliant, Terrible Gift of Yehudi 6.00pm 6.30pm Menuhin 7.00pm 1.00am Aliens: The Big Think 7.30pm 2.00am Horizon 8.00pm 3.00am Natural World 4.00am Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy 8.30pm 9.00pm City 10.00pm 5.00am This is BBC Four 11.00pm 11.30pm
BBC 4
Sky Sports 1
7.00am Football Gold 7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am The Pharoah’s Lost City 7.15am Football Gold 8.15am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.30am SNF: Match Choice 9.00am CIA Declassified 10.00am CIA Declassified 9.00am The Sunday Supplement 11.00am Africa 10.30am Goals on Sunday 12.00pm Africa 12.30pm Live Ford Super Sunday 1.00pm Africa 2.00pm Africa 3.00pm Live Ford Super Sunday 3.00pm Africa 5.00pm Live Ford Super Sunday 4.00pm Africa 8.00pm Football League Goals 5.00pm Africa 6.00pm Africa 9.00pm David Beckham Special 7.00pm Africa 10.00pm Goals on Sunday 8.00pm Africa 9.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 11.00pm Ford Football Special 9.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 12.30am Goals on Sunday 10.00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 1.30am Football 11.00pm Indian Hill Railways 12.00am Instruments of Death 3.40am Football Gold 1.00am Fit to Rule: How Royal Illness 3.45am Ford Football Special 5.15am Football League Goals 6.15am Football Gold .00am Pawn Stars 9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 10.30am Pawn Stars 7.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am Pawn Stars 7.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.30am Pawn Stars 7.00am The Hour of Power 8.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 12.00pm Pawn Stars 8.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 8.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 12.30pm Pawn Stars 8.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00am Kung Fu 1.00pm Pawn Stars 9.00am Monkey Life Pawn Stars 9.55am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 1.30pm 9.30am Monkey Life 2.00pm Pawn Stars Ventura 10.00am Supergirl 2.30pm Pawn Stars 11.00am The Flash 10.55am The Straight Story 3.00pm Pawn Stars 12.00pm WWE Raw 1.05pm Cimarron 3.30pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm To be Announced 4.00pm Gunman’s Walk 4.00pm Pawn Stars 2.00pm To be Announced 5.55pm Darby’s Rangers 4.30pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Jungle Book 3D: Movie Special 8.20pm The Green Berets 5.00pm Storage Wars Miami 3.30pm Futurama 11.00pm Rome 5.30pm Storage Wars Miami 4.00pm Futurama 6.00pm Pawn Stars 4.30pm Futurama 6.30pm Pawn Stars 5.00pm Futurama 7.00pm Ax Men 5.30pm Futurama 8.00pm American Restoration 12.00pm From Up on Poppy Hill 6.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm American Pickers 6.30pm The Muppets 5.35pm The Spy Who Came in from 10.00pm Billion Dollar Wreck 7.00pm Modern Family the Cold 11.00pm Black Sails 7.30pm The Simpsons 7.50pm Mission: Impossible 12.15am Pawn Stars 8.00pm Wild Things 10.00pm Her 12.45am Pawn Stars 9.00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.35am Sex, Lies and Videotape 1.15am American Pickers 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.40am Blind 2.15am Storage Wars Miami 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles
7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Gold Rush 9.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00am Edge of Alaska 11.00am Railroad Alaska 12.00pm Yukon Men 1.00pm Airplane Repo 2.00pm Jungle Gold 3.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 3.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 4.00pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 5.00pm Mythbusters 6.00pm World’s Strangest 7.00pm How It’s Made 7.30pm How It’s Made 8.00pm Curiosity 9.00pm Inside the Vatican’s Vault 10.00pm Sherpa 12.00am Dual Survival 1.00am Deadliest Catch 2.00am Inside the Vatican’s Vault
TCM
Film4
50
Dave
Channel 4
7.15am King of Queens 7.40am King of Queens 8.05am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35am Frasier 10.05am Frasier 10.30am Sunday Brunch 1.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 2.30pm To be Announced 4.30pm Location, Location, Location 5.30pm A Place in the Sun 6.30pm Channel 4 News 7.00pm Grand Designs 8.00pm The Fearless Chef 10.00pm Indian Summers 11.00pm Gogglebox 2.05am Embarrassing Bodies 3.00am Come Dine with Me 3.30am Come Dine with Me 3.55am Come Dine with Me 4.20am Come Dine with Me 4.45am Come Dine with Me
History
Sky1
Pick
Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Chopper Squad Chopper Squad It’s Me or the Dog UK Special It’s Me or the Dog UK Special It’s Me or the Dog USA It’s Me or the Dog USA Animal Cops: South Africa Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Monkey Business Meerkat Manor Meerkat Manor Criminal Minds Fred and Rose: The Unanswered Questions Police Force Australia Police Force Australia
Sky Sports 2
7.00am Crickets Greatest 7.30am Sporting Rivalries 8.00am Live Super Rugby 9.50am Rugby Union Gold 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest 10.30am Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Major League Soccer 1.00pm Live Scottish Premiership 3.30pm Live European Rugby 6.00pm Classic 7s 6.10pm Football 8.15pm Football Gold 8.25pm Football 10.30pm La Liga 10.45pm La Liga 11.00pm European Rugby Special 12.00am ATP Masters : Barcelona 2.00am Eredivisie
GOLD
Channel 5
7.00am Milkshake! 10.55am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11.30am The Championship 12.30pm Goal Rush 1.00pm The Gadget Show 8.00pm Toddlers Make You Laugh Out Loud 9.00pm Penn and Teller: Fool Us in Vegas 9.55pm 5 News 2.10am Super Casino 5.00am Wildlife SOS
5USA
10.00am My Name is Earl 10.30am Cedar Cove 11.30am Castle 12.30pm Castle 1.30pm Columbo 3.30pm Columbo: Suitable for Framing 5.00pm Columbo 7.00pm NCIS 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm CSI: NY 11.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am CSI: Miami 1.00am CSI: NY 2.00am CSI: NY 3.00am CSI: NY
9.55am 10.25am 10.55am 11.25am 11.55am 12.25pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.35pm 3.40pm 4.15pm 4.45pm 5.20pm 5.50pm 6.20pm 6.55pm 7.25pm 7.55pm
more4
River Cottage Bites Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Vet on the Hill To be Announced Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me
Sky Sports 3
7.00am Indian Premier League Highlights 8.00am Indian Premier League Highlights 9.00am Cricket’s Greatest 9.30am Indian Premier League Highlights 10.30am Indian Premier League Highlights 11.25am Super League Highlights 11.40am Super League Highlights 11.55am Football 2.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 2.30pm WWE Experience 3.30pm WWE Raw 4.30pm Sporting Greats 5.00pm Sporting Greats 5.30pm Live ATP Masters: Barcelona 7.30pm Super Rugby Try Time 8.00pm European Rugby Special
BT Sport 1
7.00am Test Match Bowls 8.00am Hyundai A-League 10.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 11.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.30pm NBA 8.30pm Hyundai A-League 9.30pm NBA 12.00am ESPN Films 1.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 4.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine 4.30am Hyundai A-League 5.30am Gillette World Sport 6.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague Basketball Magazine 6.30am Road to Rio
8.00am Cheers 8.30am Cheers 9.00am Cheers 9.30am Cheers 10.00am Private’s Progress 12.00pm Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man 1.45pm Only Fools and Horses 2.25pm Only Fools and Horses 3.05pm Only Fools and Horses 3.55pm Only Fools and Horses 9.00am 4.35pm Only Fools and Horses 9.30am 5.15pm Only Fools and Horses 10.00am 6.00pm Only Fools and Horses 10.30am 6.40pm Only Fools and Horses 1.30pm 7.20pm Only Fools and Horses zine 8.00pm Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man 2.00pm 9.00pm Kenny Everett: The Interviews 3.00pm 10.00pm I’m Alan Partridge 5.00pm 10.40pm I’m Alan Partridge 3.30am 11.20pm I’m Alan Partridge 4.00am 12.00am Being John Malkovich 6.00am 2.10am The League of Gentlemen 2.50am I’m Alan Partridge 3.30am I’m Alan Partridge
BT Sport 2
Gillette World Sport Football Tonight Irish Rally Review Australian Football League UEFA Champions League MagaTest Match Bowls WTA Tennis: Miami Open WTA Tennis: Miami Open Road to Rio Australian Football League Australian Football League
Monday 25th April BBC1
BBC2
ITV
Channel 4
5USA
Itv4
Dave
Itv2
Itv3
Channel 5
7.00am Countdown 7.00am Milkshake! 10.15am The Wright Stuff 7.45am Will and Grace 8.10am Will and Grace 12.15pm Cowboy Builders 8.35am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS: New Orleans 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm Killer Collector 11.00am Frasier 6.00pm 5 News 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.30pm Neighbours 12.30pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Home and Away 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.30pm 5 News 1.05pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm FIA World Rally Championship... 1.35pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm Police Interceptors 2.05pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm The Tube: Going Underground 2.35pm Four in a Bed 11.00pm Gotham 3.10pm Fifteen to One 12.00am Person of Interest 4.10pm Countdown 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Too Many Cooks 10.00am Cedar Cove 7.00pm The Simpsons 11.00am Person of Interest 7.30pm Hollyoaks 12.00pm Person of Interest 8.00pm Channel 4 News 1.00pm Julius Caesar 9.00pm Dispatches 2.30pm Julius Caesar 9.30pm The Food Chain 4.00pm Jason and the Argonauts 10.00pm The Island with Bear Grylls 6.00pm Clash of the Titans 8.00pm NCIS 11.00pm Sex Box 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm NCIS 11.00pm NCIS 12.00am CSI: NY 7.00am Sunrise 1.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.30am Sunrise 2.00am NCIS 8.00am Most Haunted 3.00am CSI: NY 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 4.00am Chicago PD 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Stargate Universe 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 1.30pm To Catch a Smuggler..JFK 11.40am Time Team 2.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 12.45pm Time Team Line 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 3.00pm Highway Patrol 2.20pm Come Dine with Me 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 3.30pm Come Dine with Me Line 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6.00pm Cold Case 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 7.00pm Without a Trace 8.55pm Grand Designs 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 10.00pm Vet on the Hill 9.00pm Sanctuary 11.00pm 24 Hours in A and E 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0 12.05am 24 Hours in A and E 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.10am Undercover Boss USA 12.00am Without a Trace 1.00am Cold Case 2.00am Most Daring 3.00am Sexcetera 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket’s Classic 8.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00am Football Gold 9.00am European Rugby Special 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 10.00am Sporting Rivalries 8.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Football Gold 10.30am Super Rugby Try Time 9.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.45am Football Gold 11.00am European Rugby Special 9.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am WWE Raw 12.00pm Racing News 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am Goals on Sunday 12.30pm Darts Gold 10.30am Cricket’s Greatest 10.00am Ford Football Special 12.45pm Darts Gold 11.00am Cricket’s Classic 11.30am Football League Goals 1.00pm Time of Our Lives 12.00pm Sporting Triumphs 12.30pm Football Gold 2.00pm Sporting Heroes 12.15pm Sporting Triumphs 12.45pm Football Gold 3.00pm European Rugby Special 12.30pm Sporting Triumphs 1.00pm Football Gold 4.00pm Sporting Greats 12.45pm Sporting Triumphs 1.15pm Football Gold 1.00pm Super Rugby Try Time 1.30pm The Sunday Supplement 1.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 3.00pm Goals on Sunday 2.00pm Sky Sports Years 4.00pm Ford Football Special 7.00am Test Match Bowls CWC Classics 5.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 3.00pm 8.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 6.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits Basketball Magazine 8.30pm Boxing Gold 7.00pm Football League Goals 8.30am Football Tonight Indian Premier League 8.00pm Live Ford Monday Night Football 9.00pm 9.00am PSA Squash 1.30am Sporting Rivalries 12.00am Football League Goals 10.30am Hyundai A-League 2.00am Ashes Best Days 1.00am SPFL Round Up 12.30pm Vanarama National League Sporting Rivalries 1.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 3.00am 1.45pm NBA 3.30am Cricket Classic 2.00am Ford Mnf Football Highlights 3.15pm BT Sport Films 3.30pm BT Sport Films 4.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 3.45pm WSL 5.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best 6.15pm Vanarama National League Bits 9.00pm Rugby Tonight 8.00am Cheers 10.30pm 30 for 30 8.30am Sorry! 12.00am Hyundai A-League 9.05am As Time Goes By 1.30am NBA 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 9.45am The Brittas Empire 4.00am UEFA Champions League 8.00am Monkey Life 10.25am Last of the Summer Wine Magazine 8.30am Monkey Life 11.05am Last of the Summer Wine 4.30am Rugby Tonight 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 11.45am Last of the Summer Wine 6.00am Football Tonight 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.25pm Outnumbered 10.00am Nothing to Declare 1.05pm The Green Green Grass 10.30am Nothing to Declare 1.45pm Sorry! 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 3.40pm As Time Goes By 1.00pm Forever 10.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Paulistao 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League Last of the Summer Wine 4.00pm Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 5.40pm 2.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.00pm Futurama 2.30pm World Sailing 7.00pm Outnumbered 5.30pm Futurama 3.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 6.00pm The Simpsons 5.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 6.30pm Futurama 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.00am World Sailing 7.00pm Futurama 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 5.30am Hyundai A-League 7.30pm The Simpsons 10.20pm Only Fools and Horses 8.00pm The Simpsons 11.40pm The Royle Family 8.30pm The Simpsons 12.20am Gimme Gimme Gimme 9.00pm The Simpsons 1.00am Cheers 9.30pm Modern Family 1.30am Shooting Stars 10.00pm Air Ambulance ER
7.00am Breakfast 7.00am The Sheriffs are Coming 7.00am Good Morning Britain 10.15am To be Announced 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am Escape to the Country 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.00pm The Sheriffs are Coming 8.30am The Day I Met the Queen 11.30am This Morning 12.45pm To be Announced 1.30pm Loose Women 9.15am Put Your Money Where 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.00pm BBC News at One Your Mouth Is 2.55pm Regional News and Weather 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 3.00pm Judge Rinder 11.00am Triathlon 2.45pm Doctors 4.00pm Chopping Block 3.15pm The Code 1.00pm The Daily Politics 5.00pm Tipping Point 4.00pm Escape to the Country 6.00pm The Chase 2.00pm World Championship Snooker 4.45pm Money for Nothing 7.00pm Regional News and Weather 5.30pm Put Your Money Where 7.00pm Eggheads 7.30pm ITV Evening News Your Mouth Is 8.00pm Emmerdale 7.30pm The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That 6.15pm Pointless 8.30pm Coronation Street 7.00pm BBC News at Six Built Britain 9.00pm To be Announced 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 9.30pm Coronation Street 8.00pm World Championship Snooker 8.00pm The One Show 10.00pm Marcella 8.30pm Panorama 9.00pm To be Announced 8.57pm BBC News and Regional News 9.30pm An Island Parish 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm MasterChef 11.30pm Newsnight 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00pm Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 12.35am The Women’s Football Show 10.30pm I Want My Wife Back 7.50am The Chase 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 1.05am Snooker World Championship 8.50am The Professionals 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 9.50am The Sweeney 11.42pm BBC Weather 10.55am Ax Men 11.45pm Have I Got a Bit More News for 11.55am The Chase 12.55pm The Professionals 1.55pm Hogan’s Heroes 8.00am Storage Hunters 2.25pm Hogan’s Heroes 8.20am Top Gear 3.00pm Shalako 9.10am Top Gear 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 4.00pm FYI Daily 10.00am American Pickers 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am American Pickers 4.05pm Shalako 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Storage Hunters 5.15pm The Rawhide Years 12.30pm Storage Hunters 9.00am Emmerdale 6.15pm FYI Daily 1.00pm Top Gear 9.30am Coronation Street 6.20pm The Rawhide Years 2.00pm Top Gear 10.00am Coronation Street 7.00pm Storage Wars 3.00pm American Pickers 10.30am Psych 7.30pm Storage Wars 4.00pm Sin City Motors 11.20am Royal Pains 8.00pm Rugby Highlights 5.00pm Storage Hunters 12.10pm Dinner Date 5.30pm Storage Hunters 9.00pm Ax Men 1.10pm Emmerdale 10.00pm Public Enemies 1.45pm Coronation Street 11.00pm FYI Daily 7.00am Doctor at Large 2.15pm Coronation Street 11.05pm Public Enemies 7.25am Heartbeat 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.25am Where the Heart is 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 9.30am The Royal 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.35am Judge Judy 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.00am Judge Judy 8.00pm World News Today 6.50pm Take Me Out 11.25am Judge Judy 8.30pm National Treasures of Wales 11.50am The Darling Buds of May 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Antiques Uncovered 12.55pm Murder, She Wrote 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 10.00pm A History of Ancient Britain 2.00pm Heartbeat 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 3.00pm The Royal 11.00pm She-Wolves: England’s 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 4.05pm Where the Heart is Early Queens 10.00pm Family Guy 5.10pm Doctor at Large 12.00am The Hollow Crown 10.30pm Family Guy 5.45pm On the Buses 2.25am She-Wolves: England’s 11.00pm Plebs 6.20pm On the Buses Early Queens 6.55pm Heartbeat 11.30pm Family Guy 3.25am Antiques Uncovered 7.55pm Murder, She Wrote 12.00am American Dad! 4.25am This is BBC Four 9.00pm Rosemary and Thyme 12.30am American Dad! 10.00pm Long Lost Family 12.55am The Cleveland Show
Pick
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BBC 4
TCM
8.50am Kung Fu 10.00am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 11.05am The Green Berets 1.50pm Gunsmoke
2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00pm The Extraordinary Seaman 5.35pm The Moonlighter 7.05pm Canyon Ambush 8.10pm The Karate Killers 10.00pm The Crying Game 12.15am Excalibur
4.00pm 6.00pm 7.45pm 10.00pm 12.25am
Film4
Sink the Bismarck! Four Guns to the Border Marley and Me Iron Man Nymphomaniac: Vol. I
Yesterday
7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Diamond Decades 12.00pm Codebreaker 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 2.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 3.00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 4.00pm Indian Hill Railways 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Blitz Street 7.00pm Battleplan 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Wallis Simpson: The Secret Letters 10.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 11.00pm Porridge: Inside Out 12.00am Porridge
9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 11.00pm 12.00am 12.30am
History
Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Ice Road Truckers Counting Cars Counting Cars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars
Sky Sports 1
Choice
Discovery
7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Sons of Winter 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Sherpa 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Overhaulin’ 2013 10.00pm Misfit Garage 11.00pm Junkyard Empire 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Misfit Garage 2.00am Junkyard Empire 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am Misfit Garage 4.50am Junkyard Empire
Sky Sports 3
Sky Sports 2
BT Sport 1
Sky1
GOLD
BT Sport 2
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SUDOKU (EASY)
SUDOKU (MEDIUM)
SUDOKU (HARD)
THIS WEEKS
HOROSCOPES
Choice
ARIES
ARIES (March 21st-April 20th) You don’t have to move mountain to show others you’re making a change, you just have to let them know you’re willing to work hard to get your plans up and running. You’re always thinking of new ways to get ahead. Put them into practice.
TAURUS
TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st) You’ll get everything done that you need to for the weekend, and will have plenty of time left over to do just as you please. Others want to tackle their to do list as efficiently as you. Take time to show them the way. They’ll appreciate it.
GEMINI
GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st) There’s a feeling washing over you that life is becoming more settled and routined and that suits you down to the ground. Ring the changes socially though whilst staying close to the people you love. Kick negativity to the kerb if it arises.
CANCER
CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd) Get old ideas you had in the past back out on the table, as although they weren’t successful before, things have changed so they’ll do much better now. Don’t be afraid to dream big now as fantasies could turn to realities this weekend.
LEO
VIRGO
LEO (July 24th-August 23rd) You’re the centre of attention this weekend just the way you like it, but you’ll have to make your own luck as you move along. No problem. Get routine chores out of the way first and enjoy the rest of your down time by doing things with friends. VIRGO (August 24th-Sept 23rd) Now that your confidence is building, your incentives and enthusiasm will follow suit. The path ahead is paved with good intentions and for the most part you’ll stick to the plan. If you go off course at times, you’ll rein in back in fast.
LIBRA
LIBRA (Sept 24th-Oct 23rd) You don’t take rules and regulations very seriously this weekend, but don’t go totally off the wall and rebel like an attention seeking fool either. Sometimes it’s not possible to do everything your way, so just learn how to compromise.
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SCORPIO (Oct 24th-Nov 22nd) It’s team work and co-operation that will get you and others moving forward on the right track this weekend. You’ve all got a lot to gain from taking on new projects and you’ll be energetic and enthusiastic to get everyone moving forward.
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23rd-Dec 21st) For once you’re planning ahead and pre-empting situations you think cold occur and in doing so you’ll save yourself a lot of time when the time actually comes. Well played. Love is knocking at your door as you’re turning heads. Say hello!
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CAPRICORN (Dec 22nd-Jan 20th) Many aspects of your life bring a sense of excitement and enjoyment and you certainly seem to be on top form, as those who are watching you on the sidelines will see quite clearly. Always be prepared to showcase your flexibility at work. AQUARIUS (Jan 21st-Feb 19th) Try not to waste time on any trivialities over the weekend, but use any time you’ve got instead to deal with issues one at a time and in an orderly fashion. It’s important you pace yourself. Don’t expect to move mountains. It’s just not possible. PISCES (Feb 20th-March 20th) There’s plenty in your life to keep you happy this week, in fact there’s so much going on you won’t have time for a break. Slow down a little or force yourself to concentrate on what’s most important. Friends prove their loyalty tonight.
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Don Quixote Russian Ballet
By David Rogers
Ever wanted to see the ballet or want a chance to see another? “The COMPAÑIA NACIONAL de DANZA” has produced a production of Don Quixote a Russian Ballet originated in 1869. Music will be provided by the “ORQUESTRA DE LA COMUNITAT VALENCIANA” with Conductor Oliver Díaz. Don Quixote is a ballet in four acts and eight scenes, based on episodes taken from the famous novel Don Quixote de la Mancha by Miguel de Cervantes. It was originally choreographed by Marius Petipa to the music of Ludwig Minkus and first presented by the Ballet of the Imperial Bolshoi Theatre of Moscow, Russia on 26 December 1869. Petipa and Minkus revised the ballet into a far more expanded and elaborated edition in five acts and eleven scenes for the Imperial Ballet, first presented on 21 November 1871 at the Imperial Bolshoi Kamenny
Theatre of St. Petersburg. All modern productions of the Petipa/ Minkus ballet are derived from the version staged by Alexander Gorsky for the Bolshoi Theatre of Moscow in 1900, a production the ballet master staged for the Imperial Ballet of St. Petersburg in 1902. BOOKING CLOSES SUNDAY 17th APRIL Limited spaces are available so book now to avoid disappoinment. To book you can email your name, number of seats required, confirm your bus pick up point. MORAIRA beside La Senieta. JÁVEA Ausias March and MAS-yMAS on the N332, north of Gata and your mobile phone number to info@ concertscostablanca.com then please or musicdeak@gmail.com you can also phone 965 770 826. Tickets are 62€ (including bus)
Grand National Charity Fundraiser
By The Max Factor
On April 9th the Guardian Angels charity thought they would make the day even more special by joining forces with the Cafe Cortado’s to raise money for charity and Heat FM’s Max Factor went along to join in the fun! Owner Debbie Clarke provided a yummy selection of tapas and cava and there was also a raffle. Everyone
got a ticket included in their entry fee but many wanted to have a flutter so bought more to raise money for the great charity. Pictured, The Lucky Grand national Sweepstake Winners with Guardian Angels Representative, Gill Somers. A Great afternoon was had by all hosted by Café Cortado’s in Javea. In all the charity raised over 300 euros to help single parent families
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New Exhibition At Improved Security Sculpture Garden For Alfas del Pi
By David Rogers
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The Sculpture Garden of the Klein Schreuder Foundation welcomes the opening of the exhibition “Transformation” by the artists Puri Martinez and Marion Geerts. Puri Martinez, who was 18 when he became interested in ceramics, now teaches and makes sculptures from clay, porcelain and ceramic decoration and is a multitalented artist who also paints. In fact, in Archena you can visit many murals by him. Meanwhile, Marion Geerts is Dutch and has lived in Spain since 1975. After working as a tour guide, her interest in the art world grew, she learned to paint and focused mainly
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on sculptures and ceramics. Both artists belong to “El Taller”, a group of potters working Murcia various types of mud and have collaborated in many exhibitions in Murcia. The exhibition can be visited until next May 15 at the Klein Schreuder Foundation it is Open to the public every Sunday from 10:00 to 14:00.
The City of L’Alfas del Pi have expanded the local video surveillance network with the installation of three cameras and a license plate reader at different strategic points in the municipality this year. Once the new devices are installed, the Video Surveillance System Passive l’Alfas del Pi consist of 20 cameras and 4 readers enrolled in strategic locations in and out of the town and in shopping areas. This is a continuation from the optimisation plans for the security service throughout the municipality which was started in 2008 after the deployment of the WiMAX wireless network which helps to transmit all data direct to the control centre. The Mayor Vincente Arques
visited the control centre to see the implementation of the new systems, he add that these improvements tally up a total cost of 60,000 euros, giving a major boost to police with the added surveillance and the increased efficacy with the a newly installed computer server and two new terminals. Also among the features of this new system is the improved connection with other emergency services and security, enabling better coordination between to just locally but with services through out the region. There is also now the GPS positioning system fully integrated that allows the location of vehicles and offices allowing immediate deployment of the nearest team to any incident.
First Of Three New Dog Parks Opened For Alfas & Albir
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The first of three dog parks have opened after demands from residents of Alfas del Pi. The parks are located by Calle Tritó, Saturn and the urbanisation of Jardín de Alfaz. In the coming weeks they will launch the others, which will serve the town of Alfaz and areas in l’Albir“. The parks are perfect for dog owners as they can have a dedicated area to bring their pets everyday to play without needing to be tied to a leash. Until now residents have had few options for suitable areas for dogs to roam free. The local mayor, Vicente Arques; accompanied by the mayor of Health, Dolores Albero, visited the first parks which
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Oscar Perez, mayor of technical services, who also present on this visit, stressed that “in recent weeks the municipal technical services have cleaned up these plots and installed facilities for dog owners, in each park there is bag dispensers for dog droppings, litter bins and a water source of which is suitable for dogs of all sizes to drink from”.
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New Motorcycle & Disbaled Parking Spaces
By David Rogers
Alteas Mayor of infrastructure, Roque Ferrer, reported the new programme of parking spaces for motorcycles in strategic locations where they have detected lack of
available spaces in busy areas which lead to use of parking spots marked for cars and even some cases on pavements which are dedicated to pedestrians. The new parking areas for mopeds and motorcycles are in
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La Avenida Comunitat Valenciana, Calle Portal Vell, Filarmónica; Sant Pere, Calvario and Pintores. In addition to these streets, the Councillor for Infrastructure has already stated that he will continue adapting and creating other areas of the town and has confirmed better motorcycle parking in Avenida La Nucía as well Calle Beniardá which he also said will have improvement towards areas for loading and unloading. The aim of expanding the capacity of motorcycle parking in Altea is to encourage the use of these vehicles because, for one they are more environmentally friendly and, secondly, help ease traffic which has been a major issue in the town for
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years suffering from heavy traffic on the N332 which passes through the town centre, they of course also take up less parking space compared with four-wheel vehicles. In addition the council has reported that they have created two parking spaces for the disabled, in the area of Calle Portal Vell as in the old town there was only disabled parking areas on Calle Palau, and is for people who use this spaces it is quite a distance from amenities
Road Traffic Will Be Restricted Along Poniente
By David Rogers
Benidorm City Council have decided to revamp the road system along Poniente Beach front which links the Old Town to La Cala.
The first phase will start with the installation of signs to warn and inform drivers that access is restricted and is to be used exclusively for resident Poniente and La Cala, for public transport, emergency vehicles and for loading and unloading. The other drivers must turn off away from the promenade
The mayor said that this operation derives from “a vindication of the Neighbourhood Council and the residents of that area, which had proposed pedestrianisation of
the Spanish Armada Avenue.” The town hall also stressed that the government has given priority to this project after “finding numerous problems were encountered during Holy Week because of the coexistence of bicycles, skates, people and cars in a very small space. There have been dangerous situations and our duty is to avoid it, “he added, then indicated that it is to gain space for pedestrians in the same way it has been developed for years in the Levante area,” he said.
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The plans will reduce traffic and only give access to public transport, emergency vehicles residents and for any loading/ unloading in an aim to improve pedestrianisation. The work will take place in two phases: the first along Avenida Armada Española and the second phase, which will run from Avenue Xixo to Avenue Villajoyosa. The first phase is to begin very shortly, however no date has been given for the second phase but to town hall have stated that they hope the work will be complete within a couple of months.
weeks after the installation of the signs, there will be police checks, which will be followed by the installation of a license plate reader, so that only authorised vehicles can access the area. These access controls are similar to those that already exist in the Plaza de la Hispanidad at the end of the Avenida Medetrraneo.
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Local Residents Enjoy a Visit To Castalla
By Pamela Tasker Dawson
In 1729 the castle was inherited by the Lladro family, specifically the Marquesado de Dos Aguas. In 1989 the municipality took over the castle. On Saturdays there is a very good market, which has been held here since the year 1311! Although today it has many similar stalls as other weekly markets the stalls selling local produce: vegetables, fruit, flowers and plants seem especially worth buying from because everything is farmed in La Foia. There is also an indoor market where meat, fish, cheese etc, can be bought and the bar visited of course. All round the market site are little cafés and bars and being full of locals rather than tourists they add to the atmosphere. I have been many times to Castalla and would never dream of not lunching on gazpacho de la foia. This dish is not a soup, it´s a stew served on lightly leavened bread. Crumbled into the tasty gravy is a form of water biscuit, the pieces swell up into tiny dumplings. It is flavoured with a very special herb, pebrella, that only grows in a small area of the Mediterranean part of Spain from about 80 kms south of Barcelona to Murcia and a short distance inland. On this occasion we ate in Restaurant Vizcaya where the first course hangs from the ceiling! In the form of various sausages – some to be cooked , some preserved.
Customers are provided with little knives and a plastic glove and encouraged to go along and cut off whatever they want. Grilled meat is also offered as an alternative main course.
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Members of The Royal British Legion Benidorm and district branch joined up with members of La Costa Cultural to visit this very interesting small town for a history lesson, a visit to the market – held here since 1311 believe it or not, and an interesting lunch. It is easy to get to and our bus took just one hour to travel being just 30ks inland from Alicante University. The area surrounding is known as La Foia and there are various other towns worth visiting nearby, Ibi and Tibi for example where there are several toy factories and some fine old churches. Castalla is overlooked by an 11th century Moorish castle and you can see it perched on a hill and if you are so inclined take a walk up the steep slope for a closer look- you’ll also be rewarded by wonderful views across the plain “La Foia”. Other town buildings of note include the gothic style Church of the Assumption, The Hermitage of the Blood and the Renaissance style Town Hall dating from the 17th century.
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Always Something New At Terra Natura
By Spencer Williams
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Even if you have been to Terra Natura before, there is always something new to see and is a wonderful day out for the whole family. They have recently opened a new climbing area and brought in two new tarantulas. The new climbing complex provides a fantastic activity for children as they get to experience how apes move around in high areas. The Buzz team were invited along to the official opening; the Mayor of Benidorm Toni Perez cut the ribbon officially opening the new attraction. Our reporters were invited to give the climbing complex a go but we thought we might be a bit to big and were happy to observe other much younger people to do the leg work. Terra Natura have also recently acquired two of the largest species of tarantula in the world which are both known as bird eating spiders for their ability to kill and consume larger prey such as mice and small birds, one of which is well known as a Goliath Spider (Theraphosa blondi) and other is called a Brazilian Salmon Pink Bird Eater (Asiodora parahybana) which is
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easily distinguishable from its salmon coloured markings (above).
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15 People Arrested For Last Day Zombie Zombie Survival Game 11th June Trafficking Hashish In Spain Calpe will be getting a sample of a zombie apocalypse this summer. The Youth Council is immersed in preparations for the event called “Zombie Last Day” which will take place in the Old Town of Calpe on June 11th. This is as realistic as it comes to a real life zombie apocalypse with participants aiming to survive against actors and other players dressed as infected zombies.
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The National Police and the Division of Drug Customs Service of Estonia have dismantled an organization that smuggled hashish on a large scale into Spain as well as other countries in Europe such as Estonia, Poland and Russia their alleged leader lived in the Alicante town of Benissa close to Calpe. In the operation, agents arrested 15 people, five of them were captured in Spain, and at the same time officers seized more than 1,000 kilograms of hashish. The narcotic substance was acquired by the leader of the criminal organization in Fuengirola (Málaga), after meeting with citizens of Moroccan origin and moved
the drugs periodically to Benissa (Alicante), where he lived. After, the drug was transported from Spain to other countries hidden in prepared vehicles with a double bottom to prevent detection at the border. However, the organization was established both in Estonia and in Spain, specifically in Valencia and Alicante different locations. In total, 15 people have been arrested, five of them in Spain, seven in Estonia, where 18 have been made records-and three on the border of Poland. In addition, this operation has seized a further 1,200 kilograms of hashish in different parts of Europe. Spanish investigations have resulted in seven raids and operations
in Valencia, Benissa, Altea, Calpe and Moraira, where agents have discovered narcotic substances, material for packaging, two revolvers, assorted ammunition, three high-end watches valued in more than 100,000 euros, several luxury cars, 20,000 euros in cash and assets acquired with the benefits of their illegal activity. National police investigating found one of the vehicles at a villa under surveillance and after confirming it was prepared for drug smuggling, agents contacted the competent authorities through Europol and the vehicle was stopped at the border of Poland and Belarus with 105 kilograms of hashish resin.
The game takes place overnight people taking part must work together to survive while also passing tests and missions, the initiative brings together sport, problem solving and team work. The event is aimed at all audiences although minors must be accompanied by an adult. The people who are trying to survive clearly wear a different colour from infected zombies and other actors helping with tasks and missions, zombies are not allowed to run and must be as realistic as possible so don’t worry anyone to be breaking the rules and trying to ambush people or hide their identity will be removed from the
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Those interested in participating can find more information or enrol now at www.lastdayzombie.com, prices vary depending on how far ahead in advance you book. The zombie apocalypse events are extremely popular, one was held in Althea last year which was fully booked and it is expected that during this weekend Calpe will receive many visitors who will be coming solely for the event giving a great opportunity to publicize the city.
Fight Against Tomicus
By David Rogers
The Department of Environment are carrying out forestry work where they are trying to cut and thin dry pine affected by Tomicus over the years. This zone is made up of young pine trees that have suffered with water shortage leading to weakened bark making them vulnerable. Adults have also been attacked pines because of high temperatures and drought over the last few years has been increasing and high temperatures the area undergoing treatment is of Les Puntes of Gosálvez which has been found to be one of the driest areas which has up to a total of approximately 240 pines. This operation aims to improve the forest mass, maintain optimal conditions, avoid and minimize the risk of fires for the summer. The work consists of debarking and removal of dead specimens immediately after they have been cut. These works are being carried out by the company Lokimica, and supervised by technical personnel of the City Council and the Ministry’s environmental agents. The project also includes the installation of more than 20 traps to
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catch adult specimens of Tomicus in this forest area. The traps will be installed hanging from the branches of pine trees which have insect pheromone attractants. The aim of trapping is to reduce the number of insects as well as allowing for further study which may help fight against the plague in the future. The Tomicus and processionary caterpillars have weakened the forest of Les Puntes of Gosálvez over the years. The caterpillars have also been treated to prevent their proliferation. The Tomicus destruesn (pine borer) is a beetle that is naturally present in Spanish forest environments; they go through the piercing bark they then block the sap which leads to the trees death.
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FLOWER FESTIVAL FOR SHAKESPEARE Saints’ Days follow thick and fast in the spring, and after St David and St Patrick, we now get ready to remember St George, patron Saint of England, whose day is April 23rd. And if you needed more reason than ever to celebrate, St George’s Day this year coincides with the 400th anniversary of the death of William Shakespeare. But there is no need to pack your bags and return to England to drink a toast to the great bard as the team at the Ermita San Josep Church in La Fustera are well advanced in the planning of their own fabulous day of celebration! Starting at 11.00 on Saturday 23rd April and running until 15.00, the day will feature two attractions, a Flower Festival inside the Ermita and a traditional Fete in the grounds outside. ‘Shakespeare’ is the theme for the Flower Festival, and experienced arrangers and beginners alike are invited to exhibit a display, which could be a representation of a line from a sonnet at one end of the scale or the interpretation of a complete
play at the other. Dozens of flowers are mentioned in Shakespeare’s works including violets, oxlips, roses, daffodils, carnations, lavender, marigolds, primroses, lilies, poppies and more, so there is no shortage of inspiration! Floral displays can be presented on the day with the entry fee of 5 euros going to charity. But don’t forget there is a cash prize for the exhibit that the judges consider best depicts the Shakespearean theme! If you are feeling a little peckish after admiring the floral arrangements of the Festival, visitors are invited to enjoy the stalls in the Fete, and entry is free! To temp your taste buds, there will be stalls offering traditional foods from England, Wales and Scotland, and the ‘American Diner’ will be offering Hamburgers in addition to the Chilli Dogs with all the trimmings, which were so popular last year! More traditional fete offerings will include a tombola, raffle, crafts and hoopla,
with Dave Peachy brightening proceedings with his own brand of live music! Proceeds from the day’s activities will be shared between the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy, The Children of Emaus, Ripple Africa and World Vision. Eileen Hodson
can provide any more information required on 607 706 904. Ermita San Josep is situated just off the Moraira to Calpe coast road. Turn onto the CV745 towards Benissa at Km5 and the Ermita is 500 metres along on the left hand side.
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INVITATION FROM SAMARITANS IN SPAIN PRESENTATION / RECRUITMENT EVENT Denia - Monday 25th April 2016
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By David Rogers
Please come along and meet with our team at Hotel Les Rotes, Carretera Les Rotes 85, Denia
It seems only yesterday. The Fiesta Queens opened the festivity on March 31 with a toast and a lot of people took part in the various solemn celebrations in honour of the patron San Vicente Ferrer. Friday, April 1 the writer and journalist Don Emili Piera Cardo acted as barker and talked with adoration about San Vicente Ferrer. The scenic treasure of the area as well as the opulence of our agriculture contributed to the success of the celebration. Saturday April 2 it was the kid´s day with the inauguration of the children´s playground and the “Candy Mascletà”, the candy firecrackers. Clubs, associations and groups of the municipality mingled with visitors to attend the flower offering in honour to San Vicente
There will be a short presentation about our work, future plans and recruitment in Denia - Javea Refreshments will be served We have two sessions : 10am and 12 noon. To confirm your place please simply email Beverley : bevatsams@outlook.com & let us know which time you prefer to attend. We look forward to seeing you there! For more information visit
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By WBro William Turney Press Officer - Provincial Grand Lodge of Valencia
On Saturday, 16th April, Deportiva Lodge will be holding the latest in a series of charity concerts to raise money in aid of the Teulada-Moraira Alzheimers Society and the La Pedrera mobile ultrasound scanner appeal. The concert will once again be held in the beautiful Espai de Senieta theatre in Moraira starting at 8pm. This concert will feature the incredible talents of Duo Intermezzo, two of the best entertainers in Spain and the wonderful singing voice of popular local entertainer Rob Sweeney. If this
concert is as good as the previous ones, and given the incredible level of talent performing it should be, this is a venue not to be missed. Tickets costing just €15 can be obtained by calling 96 649 9954 or contacting Peter Johnson on peter_john1@hotmail.com. A grand charity raffle will also be held. If you can make this event I can thoroughly recommend it. We hope to see you there.
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ANNUAL PARADE OF FLOWERS IN TEULADA
On Saturday, 2nd April, Teulada held its annual offering of flowers to honour St. Vincent Ferrer and crowds of people thronged the route of the traditional parade through the town. T.M. Lions had agin been invited to participate in the event and a small group of them joined the “Asociaciones” section of the parade to represent the Club. It was an afternoon of colour,
pageantry & spectacle with a lovely atmosphere and lots of smiles & laughter.
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Ferrer followed by the spectacular dinner for committees and groups. Sunday, April 3 started with the children´s parade celebrating their first Communion. At 8pm the portrait of San Vicente Ferrer had been carried to the Ermita, followed by a firework, the hymn to the patron and the day ended with the concert performed by ¨Celtas Cortos¨and the orchestra ¨Mónaco¨. Monday, April 4the day of San Vicente Ferrer with the solemn mass in honour of the patron, the Teuladina choir and the nomination of the Fiesta Committee 2017. The pyrotechnic company Vicente Caballer presented once again a spectacular “Mascletá” and the “Pilota” match got a lot of enthusiasts coming to the Calle San Vicente Ferrer. Around 7pm all authorities and committees met to accompany the procession, which started at the Ermita and ended at the church Santa Catalina Mártir where the president of the county council Alicante, Cesar Sánchez met the participants. 21 bangers opened the ceremony, the dancing chorus Font Santa accompanied the procession and a magnificent firework closed this solemn part of the day. Tuesdays weather wasn’t the best, but the festivities continued as planned: parade of carriages and costumes, creation of the world´s largest Gin Tonic and the ¨fire-running – Correfoc¨ at 11pm which was followed by a big party for those who still had the energy!
Rotary International Fellowship Costa Blanca North
President Kathy Johnson welcomed 20 members and guests to the the meeting on Friday 8thApril 2016 Our own Martin Bentley was our speaker today making a very welcome return to present Part Two of his life story. In a very humorous but at times very touching account he spoke of the trials and intense joys he and his wife shared in their early married life and later as they brought up their five children.
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April 23rd COSTA BLANCA CHAPLAINCY FAIR MAY 5th WINE FAIR We meet at 13.15 for 13.45 every Friday when we enjoy a meal in a very relaxed manner, after which we have an interesting speaker or quiz. Why not join us THIS Friday Lunchtime at restaurant Los Leones Moraira when you will be made most welcome. N.B. Our dress code is Smart Casual. Please ‘phone 965 795 421 to add your name/names to our Friday meeting list by WEDNESDAY 17.00 hrs. www.rotarycostablanca.wikidot.com
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Alfas Fantasy Football League players unfortunately for Maxine she didn’t pick this weeks top Fantasy Player Andy Carroll who slammed in a Hattrick against the Gunners. Karen’s Ceasar’s Blackcats moved back in contention and joined Joanna’s Hup Hannah City in joint 2nd place.Jin’s Dream Team have taken a lead over Liz’s White Lions in the chase for a 20 euro voucher sponsored by QUICK SAVE Supermarket in Albir. James’s Jukeboxers extended their lead at the top of our Leonard Knowles Construction Golden Boot League to a very slender 11 points over David’s Pearson’s Smashers. Swansea’s Sigurdsson and Manchester City’s Sergio Aguero were on the goal trail this week for the Boxers while his top scorer Spur’s Harry Kane failed to score in Spur’s impressive 3-0 win against Manchester United. For the 2nd week running we have 3 teams with the lowest score.Rachel’s Revenge,Corona Kings and the aptly named No Hopers all finished up with only 1 point when the average score was 17 points.All 3 will join our highest scoring team which was Jimmy’s team Simple who notched up 47 points in our Monthly Premier Imports Draw for a case of Cava.Last Month’s winner was Rachel’s Revenge. (she does like a tipple ) Jimmy’s team Simple have taken the lead in our Manager of the Month for April which is being kindly sponsored by Debbie & Paul at the Restaurant Our Plaice in the Sun in Albir who specialize in a super Fish & Chips as well
other tasty dishes.The Pheonix Club are in 2nd place 10 points behind the leaders and 1 point ahead of Andy’s team Fred West XI. Overall it’s been a good week for Jimmy who at the moment is on holiday in Las Vegas as he has also won our Breakfast for 2 at Rafters sponsored by Kate after climbing up 21 places to number 85th position in our main League. This Weekend the SemiFinals of our RTN Knock Out Cup Competition takes place. The 2 favourites Dog Dale & The Pheonix Club have been kept apart in the Draw.Dog Dale will play against our only Lady Managers team left in Jin’s Dream Team while 2nd favourites The Pheonix Club are up against Stephen’s team Bribed by Blatter.A Lady Manager won this last year when Pam’s People lifted the Trophy. Next week there will be plenty of action taking place in the Fantasy with Mid-week games and a 6th round F.A.Cup Replay so don’t forget to follow your team as we approach final run in by visiting our very popular website which is www.alfazffl. com or if you can’t access a computer you can always pop into one of the Bars which support us by displaying all the League Tables and results on their Notice Boards.In Albir The Local and Wyndhams,in Alfaz Robin;s Nest,in Benidorm The Union Jack and in Moraira Barilloche.
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A full Premier League programme at the Weekend gave the Alfaz Fantasy Football League 30 goals,4 clean sheets,31 yellow cards and for the 9th time this Season no red ones. The countdown for the end of Season run in for the 22nd A.F.F.L. as begun.The current leaders Joe’s team Keith Lard F.C. are coming under pressure from the chasing pack.Scott’s team Dog Dale & Darren’s team The Pheonix Club have both edged a little closer to the Leaders.The Pheonix Club swapped places with Plaistow13hammers and are now in the 3rd spot. Rob’s Scunny F.C. & Pearson’s Smashers remain in 5th & 6th place tucked in behind the Leaders.Down at the foot of the table Lyn’s Handbrake City are imitating Aston Villa and are just waiting for the trap door to open. In our U.K.T.V.Spain Junior League the 3 teams at the top have opened up a 62 point gap from 4th placed Gino’s Minions. Nathan’s Tyrannosuarez-Rex F.C.at the moment have a 35 point advantage over Last Seasons winners of this Section Super Rhys then comes young Harley’s team Ginger Ninjar. In the last couple of weeks its been all change at the bottom as Marcus’s Salford Sausages have dropped right into the relegation zone and are now trailing Lily’s Sponge Bob by 17 points. Maxine’s Plaistow13hammers had a low scoring week at the top of our Mark Carter Ladies Section mainly because of West Ham’s entertaining 3-3 draw with Arsenal.Her team is packed full of Hammers
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Benitachell Bowls Club Champions Of The North last with a score of 16 – 15. Sadly, not for the want of trying, BBC were unable to secure the extra 3 points needed to win the competition. Jean Cooper, President of the Costa Blanca Bowls Association presented the BBC Lions with the Northern Trophy. San Luis Lions were then presented with the North/South trophy. The Northern League teams will have to look forward to next year in hopes of winning the cup back. Thanks must go to Bonalba for hosting the event and providing excellent repast for all.
Easter Triples Sucess
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Monday the 3rd April saw BBC Lions Northern League Squad and a large group of supporters, with an early start, taking the road to Bonalba Bowls club for the North/South playoffs. The weather did not look very promising but improved as the journey progressed and on arrival the sun shone. What a super day, the company was, as always, great and with the enthusiasm of BBC spectators bowling commenced. The games went to the wire with BBC producing two winning rinks. Top rink was ‘The Girls’, Skipped by Lynda Warnes with her team of Yvonne Browne and Linda Richards. They played a brilliant game with a final score of 24 – 14. The second, great win of the day, went to Skip Trevor Neale with Janet Neale and Annie Jones who held on to the
Once again BBC were successful in the Easter Trips held at Javea Green. An enjoyable competition played over 3 days. The photo shows (from the right) Jeff and Linda Richards with Mick Adams with their winners trophy. Benitachell Winter League Bowls Team were at home to La Marina this week hoping ‘to do the double’ having won the corresponding away fixture earlier in the season. With only three games to play the challenge is getting tougher. Dudley Davies, Clive Langan, Mike Smith and Carol Davies were top rink again this week totally dominating the game and producing a superb 37
– 4 victory. Skip Dave Roberts, Bob Cockell, Richard Gardiner and Christine Mawson although trailing by 1 shot on the 9th end put in a superb performance to win all bar 1 of the last 9 ends to win 29 – 10. Maggie Lawley with her team of Jacquie Roberts, Mary Cockell and Tim Woodcock achieved a further 2 points for the overall score with a deserved win 22 – 12. Skip Jeff Richards, Tony Lawley, Derek Mawson and Linda Richard went into the last end 12 – 19 down but with an incredible effort took 6 shots to give a final score of 18 – 19. Iris Gardiner, Brian Doggett, Steve Griffin and Bert McLean put in a great performance but were unable to close down the opposition finishing with a score of 15 – 22. BBC have maintained their 100% home record taking 8 points from the 12 and a shot difference of 54 shots. BBC Winter League Squad would like to congratulate San Luis Orcas Captain Keith Jones and his squad on their success as CBBA Winter League Champions.
Formula One Reverting Back to 2015 Qualifying
Faced with a wall of resistance, motor sport’s governing body has agreed for Formula One to revert back to last year’s qualifying format after the new system proved widely unpopular. The decision on Thursday 7th April still needs to be officially approved by the F1 Commission and World Motor Sport Council before the next race, the Chinese Grand Prix in Shanghai next week. The new rolling-elimination format — in which the slowest driver is eliminated every 90 seconds — was used in Australia, and Bahrain last weekend, but heavily criticized both times for a lack of on-track action. With teams and drivers increasingly unhappy, FIA president Jean Todt and series commercial chief
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Bernie Ecclestone backtracked. Because of financial disparities and differing levels of ambition, F1 teams rarely unite. But in a show of combined strength, all 11 teams made it clear in a “unanimous request” that they do not want either the new system or a modification of it. It would appear from the joint statement by FIA and Formula One management on Thursday that the 2015 format could be kept for the remainder of the year — with a new format open for discussion ahead of next season. “Jean Todt and Bernie Ecclestone welcomed the idea put forward by the teams to have a global assessment of the format of the weekend for 2017,” the statement concluded.
Anthony Joshua Becomes IBF HeavyWeight Champion Anthony Joshua needed less than five minutes to become the new IBF heavyweight champion and make a statement of how just how great he can be.
The 2012 Olympic gold medalist knocked Charles Martin early in Round 2 with a counter straight right, and then ended matters with the same punch moments later. Martin barely beat referee Jean-Pierre Van Imschoot’s count as he wanted to take all the time needed to recover. But it wasn’t enough. Joshua (16-0, 16 KOs) planted him on the canvas for a second time and Martin jumped up as the ref was counting 10. He protested, but it was waved off. Time of the stoppage was 1:32. While the call by Van Imschoot was questionable, it was purely academic. Martin was never in the fight and was on borrowed time anyway.
And when Joshua connected with his perfectly timed counter shots, they were damaging. He showed an educated jab and incredible maturity for a 26-year-old with 15 pro fights under his belt. Now, the budding superstar has a belt around his waist. “We’re a quarter of the way there,” Joshua said, referring to the other three belts out there. “I ain’t going to get too carried away, still a lot of work to be done.
“David Haye, calling me out, Tyson Fury calling me out, all of them. So I need to improve if I’m going to maintain and keep pushing at a high level.” Fights with either countryman would be absolutely massive events in the U.K. All three men have colorful personalities and pack a big punch. Haye fights Arnold Gjergjaj on May 21 and Fury rematches Wladimir Klitschko on July 9. British boxer Anthony Joshua celebrates after winning the IBF heavyweight title bout between US
boxer Charles Martin and British boxer Anthony Joshua at the O2 Arena in London, Saturday, April 9, 2016. If both men come out victorious, big fights loom in the fall. Joshua plans to fight July 9, as well. “Every heavyweight’s got power, but it’s just about speed and precision and locking in and staying focused. … The Dillian Whyte fight was for the fans. This was one for myself, I told you I was going to come out and punish him.” “There will probably be some negativity that Martin was easy,
but just a few days ago he was this monster who’s a southpaw and I’ve never fought a southpaw.” Martin (23-1-1, 21 KOs) won the title in January when Vyacheslav Glazkov blew out his knee in Round 3. The Southern California won the first two rounds clearly, though.
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The moment seemed to get to Martin, who could go down as the weakest heavyweight champion of all time. He seemed nervous and threw few punches while Joshua applied pressure.
The 29-year-old was largely untested before winning the title, but Joshua took care of business and looked the part of what many people believe he is: the savior of the heavyweight division.
Wonder Weekend Of Sport July 9th-10th
Confirmation that Tyson Fury’s re-match against Wladimir Klitschko will take place on July 9 in Manchester has ensured an already sportheavy weekend will be totally off the scale that is without it being added to with Anthony Joshuas win against Charles Martain leading to a potential defense on the same weekend.
Make sure that on Saturday and Sunday, July 9 and 10, you plonk yourself in front of a TV or some sort of visual device. Why? Because the Euro 2016 final, UFC 200, the Wimbledon finals, a huge boxing rematch, the Munster hurling final, the Connacht football final and the British Grand Prix are all taking place.
Saturday, July 9 The ladies’ Wimbledon final, The biggest tennis weekend of the year kicks-off with the ladies’ singles final at Wimbledon. Tyson Fury v Wladimir Klitschko The World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line in Manchester on July 9, as the controversial Tyson Fury defends his belt in a rematch with Wladimir Klitscho. It’s sure to be intense after last year’s surprise result. UFC Conor McGregor v Nate Diaz Another huge rematch takes place just hours later, as Conor McGregor gets a second bite at the Nate Diaz-shaped
cherry, after coming up short at UFC 196. With Jose Aldo and Frankie Edgar also contesting a title fight, UFC 200 is going to be mighty.
Sunday, July 10 The British Grand Prix One of the major Formula One events of the year will be concluding on the Sunday, in what is sure to be a very competitive race. Wimbledon men’s final Novak Djokovic more or less dominates men’s tennis these days, but if Andy Murray manages to repeat his heroics of 2013 and upset the Serbian superstar, then 2016’s Wimbledon is sure to be exciting. Euro 2016 final Normallywe all seem to have given up on football by this point, well that is unless your team is in the final, however this fantastic weekend of sport would not be complete without it
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Brit Danny Willett Wins The Masters
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A month ago, Danny Willett was not sure he’d play the Masters. His wife, Nicole, was pregnant with their first child and the due date was the Sunday final round of the Masters, April 10. He was not planning to play at Augusta, saying “There’s plenty more Masters.” The Willetts’ son, Zachariah, came early on March 30 and Danny decided he’d make it to Augusta after all. Now he’s a new dad and a Masters champion, taking advantage of a second nine Jordan Spieth meltdown and posting the round of the day with a 5-under 67. Willett made the trip over from England relatively late, flying on Monday when most of the field had been set up for a day or two and played a practice round. It turns out he didn’t need much extra work, holding steady through the three rounds of brutal windy conditions and then rocketing up the leaderboard on Sunday to take the green jacket. Willett is a world-class pro, an Englishman that many who follow golf closely expect big things from down the road. He’s probably the next Euro to crush American hopes and dreams at the Ryder Cup and he pushed Rory McIlroy to the wire on the Euro Tour’s playoffs last year. So it’s not surprising to see Willett in contention at a major championship. He’s an immense talent and
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was a trendy darkhorse pick. But the way he won it is how this Masters will be remembered. Willett was incredible on Sunday with the 67, stuffing it close all day and avoiding a bogey on his final round tour through Augusta. But he still needed some help from Spieth, the 54-hole leader and heavy favorite to go wire-to-wire for the second straight year. Spieth made the turn at Augusta with a five-shot lead over Willett, cruising and on his way to a second straight green jacket. Willett’s 5-under 67 would not had been enough if Spieth could have just held the line on the second nine. Spieth did the opposite and came completely undone on the back nine, starting with bogeys on the 10th and 11th holes to make it interesting again. It went from interesting to completely wide open when Spieth dunked two in the water at No. 12, the most famous par-3 in the world. It’s a short par-3 but the tee shot can be extremely intimidating and Spieth just flared it out to
the right. He took a drop and then flubbed one right into Rae’s Creek again. In less than a hour, Spieth went from five shots up to three shots down to Willett. It was a monumental collapse. The Spieth sequence at the 12th will be most remembered from this
Masters, but Willett was nails all day and ready to benefit from the defending champ coming back to the pack. He’s now he first Englishman to win since Nick Faldo in 1996 and the first European since Jose Maria Olazabal in 1999. Not a bad couple weeks for the Willett family.
Leicster Take One Step Closer - Spurs Hold On PREMIER League leaders Leicester City moved closer to the title by winning 2-0 at relegation threatened Sunderland on Sunday. Jamie Vardy put them ahead in the 66th minute and he added his second — and 21st of the season — in time added on. With five games left, Claudio Ranieri’s unfashionable side need a maximum of nine more points to become English champions for the first time. Meanwhile, Dele Alli, Toby Alderweireld and Erik Lamela struck in six second-half minutes as Tottenham
Hotspur swamped Manchester United 3-0 to keep Leicester in sight. A game delayed half-an-hour by United’s late arrival due to traffic congestion burst to life in the 70th minute with three rapid-fire goals that allowed Spurs to trim Leicester’s advantage back to seven points. Leicester remain overwhelming favourites for the title, but Spurs’ display showed that Mauricio Pochettino’s side will not give up without a fight. Pochettino had not beaten United in six previous attempts, first with Southampton and then Tottenham, and Spurs had not scored against them in three games under him. Both trends were reversed in stunning fashion. The result, Spurs’ first home league win over United in 15 years, had the additional effect of securing Leicester’s place in the Champions League and United’s hopes of joining the Foxes at Europe’s top table are fading
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