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Welcome to issue 110 of the Buzz Newspaper and not only did we get a fantastic response from our last issue covering the areas around Torrevieja, we also have had an amazing amount of feedback from our existing clients who were told in advance of our press release for the launch of GALAXY RADIO, read the full story on page XXX. Now we have set the date all I can say is BOOM! It’s a new era for radio in Spain! There is one main subject that has got people talking and that is “What’s Happening with the weather?!” We’re in mid May and all I get told by our weather reporters is that ghastly word RAIN… come on we know what’s coming, months of sunshine, there is no doubt about that but in the meantime lets get on with it because right now we don’t know if we are coming or going and to be honest I’m getting a bit cheesed off with it. So this brings me into the other subject that is grinding me down and that is the end of the premiership season. The results are just all over the place and completely unreal. I think there is someone out there who is having a laugh don’t you? Anyway let’s get on and finish it now, it’s time to move on and get on with the Euros! Yea, something different a great young team and lots of hope to actually get somewhere at last...

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A big plug from me for our many loyal customers who have been advertising with the Buzz for years and keep coming back year after year. Some of these very important customers include Terra Mitica Park, Mundomar and Aqualandia Water Park. Year after year we are proud to be reminding the readers of these three fantastic parks offering a great day out for everyone. Not forgetting the many new clients that you will see in this issue we welcome them to Buzz Media and we look forward to providing our readers with the best and most up to date information and news on where to go, what’s going on and much more. It’s all about the ‘Buzz’, this word is just so important in the fact we create this for our readers and in return we create the response for all of our advertisers. Keep reading and get in touch with me as I welcome your comments on our publication. One last thing (and a very important point), have you got your new VISTA GOLD CARD? Most expats in the Costa Blanca have either already got a VISTA CARD or have heard about it, but now the brand new VISTA CARD has gone Gold and this means you can get a whole lot more with your card and it’s all about a Loyalty Card the VISTA GOLD CARD is a club of business who all take part in marketing each other. Take a look online and see what great restaurants, shops and other business that are already taking part with the new brand of VISTA CARD. Save money and join in, it’s free and it saves you money! How good is that? www.vistagoldclub.com If you own a business and want to drive more customers to it, then call the sales team to get a no obligation quotation. See how you can achieve more success with a low cost advertising package that will provide your business with confidence and stability. Our price promise and guarantee is to provide the best value for your money for advertising, the new look Buzz Newspaper is bigger and better and is the only newspaper with a comprehensive 14-day TV guide. Don’t waste time, give your business the latest Buzz call us today 965 020 250.

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News

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Property + Page 21 - 29

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Spain Top For Blue Flag Beaches

By Spencer WIlliams

From Front Page... Having the title of the best beaches in the world is not new to Spain, it has topped the rankings worldwide since 1987, with 586 blue-flag beaches which means that one out of every six top beaches in the world are in Spain, and one out of every five Spanish beaches will be flying the blue flag this summer, according to ADEAC. The blue flag is awarded on the basis of four criteria: environmental education and information, water quality, environmental

management and safety and services. Valencia was the top hot spot in Spain with a high of 125 blue flags, followed closely behind by Galicia (123), Catalonia (98), Andalusia (76) and the Balearic Islands (45). Turkey came second to Spain with 444 blue-flag beaches, followed by Greece (430), France (400) and Portugal (315). You can discover which of Spain’s best beaches have been awarded a blue flag by visiting http://www.blueflag.global and looking on their fantastic interactive map.

Children Discovered In Scrap Metal Heading To Spain

By Spencer WIlliams

Guardia Civil Officers discovered 15 children who were trying to hide after burying themselves in scrap metal on a boat heading to mainland Spain. The children, all of North African origin and without papers, were discovered last Thursday evening in the port of Melilla, one of Spain´s two North African enclaves, along with Ceuta. Agents also discovered another 58 children, also from North Africa, who were trying to stow away on other vessels in the port. The stowaways were discovered at 11.25pm on Thursday, buried in a tub of different scrap metal on a cargo boat heading to Spain. Civil Guard agents used a heartbeat

detector to locate all the children, who ran the risk of considerable danger owing to “the weight of the scrap metal, its instability, sharp edges and the time the boat would have been docked in the port”, Civil Guard sources confirmed to El País. Despite the danger from the heavy, sharp metal, none of the minors needed medical attention. They were all transferred to Melilla´s social services. Melilla and Ceuta are a popular route into mainland Spain for immigrants from North and West Africa. There have been several instances of people storming the fence that separates Melilla from Morocco in an attempt to access the enclave.

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Costa Blanca Radio Station Re-Born

Heat FM, a local radio station, previously based in Moraira, North Costa Blanca was launched in 2009. The station has over the last seven years built itself a niche amongst a host of other popular and well-known radio stations in the Costa Blanca. The radio station was based upon being a local community hit music

station and became very popular in Moraira and Javea building a strong listener base. After being sold to Buzz Media in 2015 the station has since seen a number of changes. Most importantly it was forced to relocate from its studios in Moraira after the new owners were left

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without any legal rights to the existing premises and also without having been passed on the correct legal documentation. This situation became part of a continuing list of failings from the ex-owners that included the failure to complete the lease transfer, not having the correct licenses in place for the trading as a radio station and failing to complete a number of other contractual obligations. The stations studio was moved to Calpe as part of the new beginning for the new owners and at the same time to fight against all of the odds of having purchased a radio station that had a host of other unknown irregularities. The name Heat FM did not belong to the ex-owners, the real owners were Bauer Media Group a European-based media company. After finding this out, the new owner Marco Baiardo made contact with Bauer Media to explain the situation. As the new owners of Heat FM Spain had been using the name illegally used since 2009, attempts where made to resolve the situation and to seek permission to continue with Heat FM in Spain. Unfortunately after a long period of legal discussions the request was not successful. The name of the radio station known as Heat FM in Spain will now be changed to Galaxy Radio as part of a rebranding and a new image. Owner Marco Baiardo has recently restructured his management team that included a new appointed Operations Director Steven Kenyon and Mr Baiardo’s son Marco Baiardo Jnr taking on the tasks as the Technical Director. The company is based in Benidorm and has an office and Studio in Calpe, known as Buzz Media who publish the Buzz Newspaper.

Recently the newspaper has expanded across the coast of Spain including distribution in South Costa Blanca. The new brand “Galaxy Radio” will transmit across the coast to reach the listeners in Torrevieja and beyond as part of the expansion plans during the coming months. A recent statement from Marco Baiardo was released this week to the general Spanish press and he quoted “we are proud to say that after everything that has been thrown at us over the last twelve months, we have maintained our standing in the community are we are stronger and wiser. We can now proceed with the redevelopment of Heat FM into what will be a bigger and better radio station.” “Moving forward Galaxy Radio will take with it a huge number of loyal listeners from the existing airwaves of Heat FM and continue to deliver a first class service to its advertisers.” “It’s been a difficult year to get over the many problems that were left behind by the ex-owners and we have encountered a string of underhanded actions.” The ex owners of Heat FM together with the owner of Javea based radio Overseas FM will together appear this week in Denia Judicial Court accused of a number of illegal activities relating to the sale of the radio station. The future is now all about Galaxy Radio as it hits the coast of Spain live on Monday May 30th. Promising to deliver the best radio in Spain it is a new take on live radio broadcasting. The radio station is to be launched with live shows transmitted on both on FM frequencies 106.8 and 90.3 and also online at www.galaxyradio.es Speaking to Marco Junior he told us “The new station promises to be the home of Spain’s freshest and best

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Community station HEAT FM will change its name to GALAXY RADIO 106.8 FM and on 90.3 FM on Monday, 30th May 2016. music mix based on the best hits of all time that leans towards guitar based music. Our music will remain at the core of our programming, it’s what we are trusted for and what we do best, but we look forward to becoming recognised for being a platform for the ages of 35s + a community of expats living in Spain with great presenter talents, offering opinions, views and ideas the feel of the music is at the heart of our station.” Station bosses say Galaxy Radio will ‘continue to fly the flag high for British expats delivering the very best music out there and invite our loyal listeners from the last 7 years. The new name comes from a long hard look at what suits our listeners a radio station, which is creating links with a wider range of listeners who love the best music of all time. We are not oldies or hit music from today but what we are is not available anywhere else in Spain, if you want to find out

for yourself then make the switch to Galaxy Radio. Leading the show line up and the presenter team is Andre as the “Max Factor” previously with Total FM. Andre confirms the plans to change the name, “We are incredibly proud of what has been achieved over the last 12 months since taking over at HEAT FM but we are very excited to introduce a new era for the station; Galaxy Radio 106.8 FM – representing and providing the best music of all time across the coast of Spain and across the universe.” “We look forward to future collaborations, with local and national charities and also adding a global element to our work and joining the dots between the Spain and the UK” Ian Bennett adds: “ I am so excited to be joining the team the station is being expand across Spain GALAXY RADIO is exciting and has a fresh approach together with our passion as radio presenters to develop and deliver the music that people want to hear. This is a great opportunity for me to further demonstrate the potential that music and media have to unite across Spain so joining the Buzz Media team is a huge step for me and I can’t wait.”

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Journalists Freed From Syria Return To Spain

By Spencer WIlliams

Three Spanish freelance journalists, who went missing in Syria last year and were believed to have been kidnapped, have been released, according to the Spanish Press Federation and the government. Antonio Pampliega, Jose Manuel Lopez and Angel Sastre disappeared last July while working on an investigative report in the northern

city of Aleppo, where other journalists have been captured in the past, Spanish media reported at the time. The government said a plane brought them from Turkey to Spain on Sunday. No details were immediately available on how the three were released, but their release had been “possible thanks to the collaboration of allies and friends especially in the final phase from

Turkey and Qatar”, the Spanish government said in a statement. The journalists had entered Syria from Turkey on July 10 and went missing shortly afterwards, Spanish press association FAPE said last year. According to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights monitoring group, the three reporters

were last seen in a rebel-held area of Aleppo on July 13, when they were travelling in a van together before being taken away by armed men. After they disappeared, Spain said officials were working with Spanish intelligence members in Syria to try to secure their release.

Crufts in Calpe

By Spencer WIlliams

Don’t miss the highlight of the Calpe Canine Calendar! Following the first show in 2015, this will be even bigger and even more fun.

Last year’s winner Pippa, with Senior Chaplain, Fr Marcus

Best dressed dog. Best dressed owner. Most obedient dog. Best behaved owner. The prize categories are almost beyond imagination. The dog park near to the Mercadona carpark, on the dual carriageway near the Levante beach. And all organised by the Church of England in Calpe. The Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy has 8 worship centres between Gandia and Alicante. To find the churches, times of worship and associated events visit

costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org/. Details of the dog show from Gillian on – 965 838 698.

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Last Chance To Register For a Postal Vote in the EU Referendum – Deadline 16 May!

By Spencer WIlliams

British expats living in Spain have until Monday 16 May to register for a postal vote in the EU Referendum. That is the deadline for making sure you can receive your ballot papers in the post and send them back in time

for your vote to be counted. Voting papers will be sent out in the week beginning 23 May. If you do miss the deadline for a postal vote, you can still register at www.gov.uk/register-to-vote but you will need to choose someone in the

UK to vote for you, known as a proxy vote. Alex Robertson, Director of Communications at the Electoral Commission, says: “If you register to vote by 16 May it should be easier to vote by post, as postal votes for the referendum will be sent out earlier than usual, giving you more time to receive, complete, and return your ballot pack to the UK. “If you wish to vote by proxy, bear in mind that the person you choose to vote on your behalf must be registered and eligible to vote at the referendum. “The EU Referendum is going to be a significant event and we know lots of UK citizens will want to make their voices heard. Please spread the word. You can go to www.aboutmyvote. co.uk for more information.” British Ambassador Simon Manley adds: “I know there is a huge amount of interest among Brits in Spain in the EU Referendum. Almost 100,000 people with Spanish IP addresses have so far visited the government webpage where you can register to vote. “Ultimately, it is for the British

people to decide whether we should remain in or leave the European Union, but, whatever they think on the issue, I would appeal to my fellow Brits in Spain not to miss the chance to have their say in this once-in-a-generation referendum.” Worldwide, more than 140,000 Brits living overseas have now completed the voter registration process since the start of the year. But nearly half of British expats in Spain who are eligible to vote in the UK still remain unaware that they can go online to register to vote, according to a survey by expat website AngloInfo, carried out for the Electoral Commission. In fact, you can apply online in five minutes with just your National Insurance number and passport to hand. Simply go to www.gov.uk/ register-to-vote by 16 May, and apply for your postal vote. Expats who are active on social media can use http://bit.ly/22zluRK as the short link that will take other British residents in Spain to the ‘register to vote’ webpage.

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Matt Daemon At The Denia Marritott

By Spencer WIlliams

The American actor Matt Damon visited the Marina Alta this weekend and his choice of accommodation was the Hotel Denia Marriott. Damon was in the area to attend the wedding of a relative of his wife and he seemed to enjoy his stay. To be precise the actor was seen in Javea Where he visited the Arenal beach and a few bars where he appeared friendly with the people who grouped around him asking for photographs to immortalise the international visitor. On Saturday morning he enjoyed

Denia through its gastronomy in El Pegoli, and in the afternoon he attended the wedding in Los Salones Carrasco in Javea. On Sunday morning he was in the Municipal Sports Centre in Denia supporting Denia Rugby in the crucial playoffs against UCV which they won. The hotel Denia Marriott were delighted to have been chosen as the actor’s accommodation during his stay in the area and he appeared in photographs with the General Director and the Commercial Director of the resort.

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Valencianos Fish & Chip Restaurant

The British visitors and many locals enjoy a regular feast of fish and chips, not to mention pies, sausages and other great favourites that Graham and his team offer at the number one British eatery “Valencianos” I suppose what’s different is that this fantastic Chippy is also very well known by the locals for breakfasts and snacks as well as their golden battered fish, chips and mushy peas.

You really can’t forget that eating British food in a Spanish named venue Valencianos is everything that is Brits love, you can even enjoy them for a quiz night every Monday evening or just pop in for drinks. So what makes Valencianos stand out from other outlets serving fish and chips? I went along to find out more. Graham took time away from the fryer to explain, “the fresh Icelandic Cod is skinless and boneless it really is the best around and if you don’t believe me come and try it for yourself! my fish is chunky and cooked fresh for each order.” The batter was golden and crispy and when cutting through to the chunky white fillet you could see how soft and tender the fish was. I also had to tuck into one of my favourites battered sausage it was amazing and together with the delicious chunky chips I was appreciating every moment. The portion size was generous in fact I had no space for a dessert. We recommend you visit Valencianos restaurant and make sure you mention that you have seen them in the Buzz Newspaper also VISTA GOLD CARD offer is 10% off the main menu.

Creamy Philladelphia Spanish Chicken Pie Here is a fabulous healthy chicken pie recipie using Philadelphia light, Enjoy!

Heat the oven 1 kg potatoes, cut into quarters to 180 °C. Boil 150 g Philadelphia Light the potatoes for 15 mins until 300 g cooked chicken, shredded tender. While into pieces they’re cooking, 2 onions, diced heat a drizzle of oil from the 1 garlic clove, finely diced roast veg jar in 2 x 400 g tin tomatoes a frying pan, add the onion jar roasted vegetables, chopped and fry gently into bite size pieces for 5 mins then add the garlic 1 tsp smoked paprika and cook for a further 2 mins and tip in the tomatoes and paprika, stir well and bring to a simmer. Once the potatoes are cooked drain them, add the Philadelphia and mash together. Pour the tomatoes, chicken and vegetables into a large oven dish and mix. Top the chicken mixture with the potato and ruff up the top slightly with a fork. Cook for 20 mins till piping hot all the way through. This recipie is to serve six.

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Nordic Dental Smile

It is very rare that I would be writing a review about a dental clinic, why is this you might ask? Well the truth is a hate going to the dentist like many others and there is not much I can write about if I haven’t actually tried it for myself as I’m sure you can agree. To recommend something you need to have tried it not spouting out inaccuracies based on hear say and other peoples comments. No that’s not for me, I took the plunge into the unknown and went along to meet with Dr Cardo Canega at the Nordic Dental Smile. My first question to him was “why are you called the Nordic Dental Smile” He replied “Its quite simple really and that is because I trained at one of the best dental universities in the world. In Sweden at the Royal Institute Karolinska in Stockholm is recognised worldwide as the leading dental institute. My dental practice in La Nucia Alicante needs to also be recognised as a dental clinic with a Swedish standard of dental care.” Dr. Canega having graduated in 1993 combines his professional training, experience, judgment and skill to meet your specific dental needs. From the moment I placed myself in the chair I felt

that my concerns and apprehensions were being taken care of. For me it was all about a simple filling, well that’s what I was told, simple for who I asked? Its all well a good for the dentist but its me sitting here with my mouth wide open and for god’s sake I just hate the needle to numb the pain.... I’ve been here before so I know, so there I am waiting for the sharp prick of the needle at the back of my mouth and before I knew it I was informed that it had been done! How I don’t know because I really didn’t feel a thing. Going back to my point of a simple filling, never the old silver one that was there did not want to

come out. Well if it was that strong then why was it being removed, you might ask? I was quite happy with it although with the video screen in front of me I had been shown the live images taken with a fibre optical camera on the end of a pen a large crack in the filling that could have proved to be very damaging if an infection from bacteria had formed. Then not only the pain of an infection and possibly an abscess but also I could even loose the tooth. Preventative dental treatment is more important than people realise. Apart of being in the chair for what seemed a long time I felt no pain and was kept comfortable and reassured throughout. Dr. Canega is a specialist dentist and is used to dealing with the most complex cases. I was hsown some images of what I can only imagine as

almost a miracle of transformation of someone who had a mouth full of rotten teeth and gums. Surgery that included extractions and implants taking someone who was in a terrible state and giving them a complete new look that means so much more than a smile it means confidence, a pain free future and a great new set of teeth. Providing a personal and comfortable environment to get your dental treatment underway is all part of the service that Nordic Dental Smile can offer. Restorative and cosmetic dentistry, porcelain veneers, porcelain inlays & onlays, porcelain crowns of varying types, porcelain bridges, implant treatment, teeth whitening, orthodontic treatment and naturally, tooth colour fillings. Nordic dental smile is conveniently located in Monte Bello, La Nucia. So whether you need a routine dental examination, aesthetic enhancement of your smile, implant treatment or for any emergency call them and I can assure you will be satisfied from start to finish.

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Raw Dog Food Recipes They Certainly Love

Believe it or not, your dog is nothing more than a wild animal that has been domesticated for a long period of time. And, like people, their high quality diet comes from organic, native one. The best way for a dog to eat the native diet is preparing a raw dog food recipe. At the beginning, preparing a meal for your dog raw food can take a little more time than just filling a bowl of dog food commercial. However, after the establishment of reliable sources of raw ingredients and get a routine going, eventually it becomes very easy. Most people who thrive on raw chicken to use as the basis of the diet of your dog. Chicken is an excellent source of bone and fat, easy to digest for dogs, readily available almost everywhere, and relatively inexpensive. Please note that your organs, bones and fat are all just as important as the meat in the diet alone dog. Feeding your dog a chicken without the skin, there is a genuine raw food diet. A good rule to follow is 35% meat, 25% of muscle, bone, organs of 15%, 29% fat, and 5% of fruit and vegetables for the average adult dog. Puppies may, if necessary, slightly more fruits and vegetables. The great thing about the raw food diet is that every meal does not have to be perfect. Some dog owners go overboard trying to thoroughly mix the ingredients together in order to achieve the exact percentages. Really, it is too frustrating and a waste of time. Feeding raw is quite simple. Basically, regardless of the type of raw food you have on hand, just to feed your dog. And then, at the time (about a week), try to incorporate more variety to achieve optimum balance. Here are a few ideas for raw food recipes dog, the dog probably really likes:

1. Raw chicken or turkey

Cut the meat off the bones of poultry in large pieces from all over the skin and connective tissue intact. Feedings anywhere from 1/3 to 1 pound pounds, depending on the size of the dog.

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Each piece of beef discount is allowed. This does not mean, however, ground beef. Cut the beef into small pieces. If possible, get beef from a local butcher, not pack-

aged from the grocery store because they are filled with sodium, preservatives and other ingredients secret. Perhaps there is a farmers market in your area? Again, the feed dog anywhere from 1/3 to 1 pound pounds, depending on their size.

3. Raw Frozen Sardines

Do not thaw raw sardines before introducing them to your dog. Make sure that the bones, weight, and head are intact. Not every dog will like sardines, but go ahead and try. There is an incredible amount of nutrition in sardines in this incomparable source of Omega-rich-3 and Omega-6, which will do wonders for your dogâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s brain development, skin and hair. Two, maybe three sardines should be plenty for one meal. Other raw meat can contain green tripe, lamb and even goat. - The weight and size of your dog, in principle, determine the amount of food should be eaten feeding. - In addition, it is important to remember that feeding a dog treats them all day is not only a very bad habit, but it makes them unbalanced diet as well. - Stick to raw dog food recipes and feed them the same hour of the day, in order to effectively optimize your diet and ensure their good health. - Never give your dog cooked bones (of any kind), because they are fragile and can seriously damage your dogâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s digestive system.

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New Seven Point Plan for Road Safety Spain´s Interior Minister, Jorge Fernández Díaz, has announced a seven-point action plan for the roads of the country which are aimed at significantly reducing the number of casualties on the roads. In order to implement the plan, the government will allocate 7.2 million euro in funding towards the life saving measures. The announcement was main when the minister attended the 20th anniversary celebrations of the Guardia Civil Traffic School in Mérida, Badajoz. Whilst praising the work of the men and women of the Guardia Civil Trafico, the minister pointed out how more than 9,100 officers who are dedicated to the service are a “fundamental tool for road safety policies of the Government developed through the DGT”. So far this year, there have been 295 fatal incidents on interurban roads in which 349 people died. In just 3 incidents, there have been 25 fatalities. Given those statistics, the

also require measures to achieve safer behaviours. Here is the seven point plan in more detail.

Rumble Strips

government unveiled the package of measure to reduce these statistics. Specifically, the plan will increase attention on three distinct area, conventional roads, motorcycles and vans. On conventional roads last year 913 people lost their lives, many of those were involved in head-on collisions. As for motorbikes, the death count increased by 49 last year, and so the new measures are aimed at achieving better behaviour from bikers and improving coexistence with other road users. In the third group, vans, there has also been a significant increase in the number of fatal incidents which

Some 3,000 kilometres of roads will have “rumble strips” installed on both the hard shoulders and the central lane markings to avoid vehicles leaving the road and colliding with those coming in the opposite direction. These will be similar to those installed recently on the N-332 in Torrevieja, itself a known incident blackspot, and for which 5 million euro has been assigned. The completion of this element is expected to be within 5 months.

Limiting overtaking on certain conventional roads

As overtaking is one of the most

Pedestrian crossing signals

A number of illuminated warning signs will be installed on pedestrian crossings, advising drivers to be aware. These signs will be the standard triangular (P-20) warning signs with orange lights at each point. A total of 100,000 euro has been set aside for 100 signs in 50 areas over the next seven months. It is hoped that this measure will save 10 lives per year, reducing from the 113 people killed in 2015.

Monitoring and control of excesses of speed night, border traffic and delivery vans

dangerous manoeuvres that can be carried out on the open road, this will be restricted in more areas. Again, similar to what was recently implemented on the N-332 in Torrevieja, the solid double white lines would be reinforced with wider and marked lines whenever possible. This too will take around 5 months to complete and the 1 million euro budget will reinforce 1,000 kilometres of road, with an estimated reduction of 20 deaths per year. In 2015, 217 people died in head-on collisions.

Treatment of dangerous intersections

Junctions can be some of the most dangerous areas on the road network. Vehicles cross and interact with those already moving, which can be a significant risk to all. Last year, 20% of injury incidents occurred at intersections on conventional roads and 134 people died in side-impact collisions. Part of this plan will involve the installation of warning signs on the approach to key junctions, specifically those where visibility might be impaired. With another million euro set aside for this, it is also expected to save 20 lives each year.

The Interior Minister explained that the implementation of this action is based on the continued planning of campaigns on a monthly basis to increase controls at night, on routes frequented by such vehicles. These controls would see vehicles stopped and their occupants identified whilst also testing for alcohol and drug use, and the correct documentation, including ITV and insurance. The estimated budget for this action is 30,000 euro and should reduce the number of deaths each year in vans by 10. In 2015, 68 deaths were reported in vans.

Monitoring speed and safe distance between vehicles on motorways

In addition to excessive speed, maintaining a safe distance between vehicles will see a focus in a 5,000 euro campaign. As well as roadside patrols, helicopters will be used for this purpose, as well as information panels warning of the importance of maintaining a safe distance. The number of people killed last year where driving too close was an attributing factor was 54, an increase of 10 from the year before.

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Emergency Call System for Motorcycles BMW has developed an emergency contact system for motorbikes which, similar to the eCall system for cars, will automatically summon assistance in the event of a crash. eCall is expected to save some 2,500 lives per year on the roads as emergency response times will be drastically cut by up to

50%, reducing the threat of delay during that all too crucial “golden hour”. Now, BMW have developed the system for motorbikes which use a series of sensors to detect if the angle of the vehicle, if it has fallen over, the speed and sudden change, and the severity in the event of an impact. Having already had equip-

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This Week In Automotive History Henry Ford II is commonly mistaken for Henry Ford’s child when in fact he is his grandson and the son of Edsel, Henry Ford’s only child. It was during this week in 1956 that Henry Ford II resigned as the chairman of the Ford Foundation, a nonprofit set up by Edsel Ford as a way to basically escape certain taxes imposed by the FDR administration. The Ford Foundation, started in 1936, quickly became the richest charity in the country. It all started thanks to particular taxes called “soak the rich” which were forced on estates worth more than $50 million. The Ford Foundation would receive the bulk of the elder Henry Ford’s estate, as well as an endowment from Edsel’s, resulting in a 95 percent (non-voting) stake in Ford Motor Company valued at nearly $493 million. This ensured $25 million of dividends per year, making the Ford Foundation the richest charity in the USA by a large distance. Visit www.automotivehistory.org to learn how the Ford Foundation helped people in the USA.

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Resale Property Prices Increase in Two Regions Only House prices for second-hand properties haven’t experienced much of a change with the arrival of spring. In fact, during the month of April, prices have more or less remained stable, although the average price of resale property did fall by 0.8%, bringing it down to register at 1,539 euro/square metre. When compared to house prices twelve months ago in April 2015, we can see that the average price of a second-hand property has fallen by 3.6%, as the price back then registered at the higher price of 1,597 euro/ square metre. While we are seeing many reports that house prices are rising once more, which they are particularly in Spain’s largest cities and popular destinations, it is apparent from these statistics that the rate at which prices are going up is not equal in all parts of the country.

Autonomous regions The average price of resale property has gone up in just two of Spain’s autonomous regions. The biggest rise has been registered in Madrid, where

property owners are asking for 1% more for their property than they were a month ago, followed by Andalucía, where house prices have risen 0.1%. In the Valencia Region and the Basque Country, prices have not moved at all, while in all the other regions they have actually dropped. The greatest declines in property prices are to be seen in Murcia (-1.9%), Cataluña (-1.5%) and the Canary Islands (-1.3%). As we can see, however, the drop in property values is minimal and nothing like what the sector experienced several years ago. The regions where property is the most expensive is the Basque Country, where the price per square metre of property is 2,551 euro. It is followed by Madrid (2,369 euro) and the Balearic Islands (1,875 euro). At the bottom end of the scale, house prices are the most affordable in Castilla-La Mancha (934 euro), Extremadura (942 euro) and Murcia (1,015 euro).

Provinces Out of Spain’s 50 provinces, only eight saw their property prices go

up. They went up the most in Almeria (2.8%), followed by Castellón (1.6%) and Madrid (1%). House prices dropped the most in Lleida (-4.8%), Burgos (-2.3%) and Ciudad Real (-2.2%). The most expensive provinces for property are still the same as always: Guipúzcoa (2,848 euro/square metre), Vizcaya (2,626 euro), Madrid (2,369 euro) and Barcelona (2,119 euro). The most affordable property within a province is found in Cuenca (851 euro), Toledo (854 euro) and Lleida (867 euro).

Nevertheless, property prices have risen in 23 province capitals despite the fact that general prices only went up in eight provinces. The biggest increase was registered in Teruel (3.3%), followed by Girona (1.9%). The most expensive capital for property is San Sebastián (3,904 euro), followed by Barcelona (3,509 euro) and Madrid (2,885 euro).

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Three New Money Exchange Offices Open in Alicante Airport If you’re coming over from the UK on holiday and haven’t had time to change up your pounds before you arrive in Spain, it is often very difficult to find somewhere open at all times of day that will let you exchange your cash. Now, that stress will no longer apply to holidaymakers travelling to Alicante’s El Altet airport, as three new Maccorp Exact Change offices have just opened within the airport building. The Spanish company was founded in 1989 and is one of the country’s leading money exchange businesses, dealing not only with foreign currency exchange but also with international payments and person-to-person transfers. It has been present in Spain’s major airports with an important influx of international passengers for more than 24 years, and the addition of these three new offices at Alicante airport is another step forward in the company’s ability to offer a secure and reliable service to the millions of passengers that pass through and on to the Mediterranean coast whether on holiday or for business purposes. The first of the three new offic-

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Another Month Closes with the Euribor in Negative Figures Another month has just ended and with it the Euribor, the rate at which the majority of mortgages taken out in Spain is measured, has registered in negative figures yet again. This is now the third consecutive month that the mortgage reference rate has ended a month below 0%. Throughout the whole month of April, the Euribor registered a negative figure on a daily basis, and finally closed the month at 0.012%. This means that once again, mortgage holders who are due an annual revision in the next month or two will see their monthly payments reduced by around 10 euro for a 120,000-euro mortgage over 20 years. With new mortgages being taken out, the banks are now adding new clauses to confirm that even if the Euribor drops below 0%, mortgage holders will never have money paid back to them by their bank, which is what, in theory, should happen. The most that mortgage

holders can expect in this case is that the amount of interest they have to pay remains at 0 euro. The Euribor also ended the months of February and March in negative figures, at -0.008% and -0.012%. Experts believe that the Euribor will remain at the same rate for a few months, but that it has already reached minimum levels. Due to the fact that crude oil prices have risen slightly, causing a small increase in inflation, analysists are certain that this will detain the Euribor from dropping any further. For the immediate fu-

ture, the Euribor will meander around its current rate, but gradually gather momentum until returning to positive figures, which will definitely be by the end of the year. In order to gain an idea of when this will happen, we need to keep a close eye on the evolution of oil prices, inflation and the yield from national bonds.

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Investment into Spanish Real Estate Increases 20% in First Quarter

At the beginning of the year, many property experts had their doubts about what would happen to the real-estate sector in 2016. After a record twelve months for investment the previous year, the political instability of Spain, and globally as well, indicated that investment might lose some of its momentum. However, that hasn’t been the case, luckily, and according recent reports and statistics, investors’ appetites for Spanish real estate, both retail

and residential, is still very much alive. Cushman & Wakefield has revealed that during the first three months of this year, Spain has received 2.4billion euro of investment into real estate, which is actually 20% more than for the same period in 2015. And this amount has been achieved just through 40 operations, the largest being the string of offices acquired by Metrovacesa. In fact, according to Cushman & Wakefield’s report, the office sector has been the one to capture the greatest volume of capital through these investments (51%), with almost 1.2 billion-euro worth. After investment into office space, the retail sector is the second most successful with 36% of all operations.

Major deals in this area include the purchase of Eroski supermarkets by Invesco, for a total of 358 million euro, and Metrovacesa’s new portfolio of offices in Madrid and Barcelona, which the company has purchased from the BBVA, Santander and Banco Popular.

And the good news for the sector is that demand for office space is still high, while the offer of good-quality products is relatively scarce, which means that prices are rising. It is for this reason that there is still so much interest because investors do not want to lose out on

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Javea is the New Miami for Zara Home The new Zara Home campaign recreates the glamour of Florida, yet the photographs used have been taken on the Alicante Coast. The multinational home décor chain Zara Home, part of the Inditex group and owned by Amancio Ortega, the second richest man in the world, according to Forbes, has created a collection for this upcoming spring and summer season that has been inspired by the stunningly beautiful coastline of Florida and Miami. The campaign has recreated and tried to evoke the luxury and “glamour” of this magical city situated on the Florida coast. Photographs with sea as the background along with sunrises emulate the infinite blues and the brightness of the American shore. But, in reality, the shots used in this campaign have actually been taken not too far from the White Coast that many of us are extremely familiar with. In actual fact, what the advertisers would have us believe to be the Atlantic Ocean is, in fact, the Mediterranean Sea. And, the luxurious house that is supposedly in Miami is none other than the unique design of Spanish architect

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The Biggest Music Extravaganza On The Planet Returns

The biggest music extravaganza on the planet returns this May as the Eurovision Song Contest, one of the longest-running and most-watched non-sporting events in the world, is broadcast live from Stockholm. The Swedish capital will play host to the competition for the second time in history following Måns Zelmerlöw’s victory in Vienna last year when he won the 60th contest with his song Heroes. This year marks the 61st edition of the competition, with a total of 42 countries competing in the contest, including two semi-finals that will be broadcast on BBC Four, and the grand final, which will be broadcast on BBC One and BBC Radio 2. A jury final will also take place on Friday 13 May, however this event is not televised.

As one of the ‘Big Five’ countries (United Kingdom, Spain, Germany, France, Italy), the United Kingdom does not have to qualify from the semifinal stage of the competition and will gain automatic access to the Saturday grand final. Sweden, as the incumbent champion, will also not need to qualify from the semi-final stage. In order to find a song to represent the United Kingdom this year the BBC undertook its biggest song search ever, working with a number of partners and providing as many routes into the selection process as possible, whether amateur or professional. Songs were sourced via a number of places - an open submission

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Torrevieja Nowadays Torrevieja is one of the largest towns in the province of Alicante and indeed in the region of the Comunitat TorreviejaValenciana, but until quite recently it was a relatively undeveloped part of the southern Costa Blanca: in 1970 there were still under 10,000 residents, but since then the population has mushroomed to its current size of over 100,000, and it has now overtaken Orihuela as the largest population centre in the Vega Baja del Segura. In summer the population swells to an estimated half a million as flocks of visitors arrive, attracted by the beaches on 20 kilometres of coastline, the busy social life and Mediterranean climate. This is one of the most cosmopolitan municipalities in the whole of Spain, with residents of 180 nationalities, and has Torreviejaa rich and varied social life with an impressive cultural infrastructure: the international auditorium, the Palacio de la Música and the Teatro Municipal, the modernist Casino, a number of attractively planted plazas and garden areas, as well as the beachside promenade, all a backdrop for the numerous concerts and cultural events which take place every year. Amongst these are the Habaneras choral festival, the annual feria filling the town with Sevillanas and horsemen, other local fiestas: Semana

Santa, San Vicente Ferrer, the patron saint fiestas in August (San Emigdio) and December (Inmaculada Concepción), as well as the emblematic maritime procession of the Virgen del Carmen in July. But although culture is high on the agenda in Torrevieja, the main attraction is its seaside location, with 20 km of TorreviejaMediterranean beaches forming part of the Costa Blanca drawing tourists throughout the summer, as well as a substantial population of foreign residential tourists who live in the area throughout the year, enjoying the healthy lifestyle and Mediterranean cuisine on offer in the many bars and restaurants in the municipality. The kilometre long dyke jutting into the sea is a popular walkway, the promenades are a pleasure for walkers and runners, the natural park areas around the Salinas offer walking and cycling opportunities, the marina offers mooring for leisure boats, there are plenty of watersports available, the municipality has impressive sports facilities in the Ciudad de De-

portes and excellent healthcare facilities in the form of the Torrevieja Hospital. The area is also very well serviced for those who enjoy shopping and sightseeing. The historic roots of Torrevieja can be summed up in just two words: salt and fish. Prior to the nineteenth century there was no evidence of human occupation apart from a couple of watch towers (“torres vigia”, part of the network installed along the coast to protect from Berber pirates,) from which the name of the municipality is derived, and a few scattered houses belonging to fishermen, but in 1802 major production of salt began at the La Mata salt flats and the urban development of Torrevieja began. For many years salt production was the basis on which Torrevieja’s economy was built, and the port became an impor-

tant outlet not only for salt but also for the fruit and vegetables grown in the rest of the Vega Baja. Indeed, over half a million tons of salt are still produced here every year, and fishing and agriculture still remain important sources of employment. The Torrevieja municipality is part of the Comarca de la Vega Baja de la Segura, an administrative district of the TorreviejaAlicante province, which itself is one of three provinces forming the Valencia Region, the Comunidad ( or Comunitat in Valencian)Valenciana. Castellano (Spanish) is the main language, although some residents also speak Valencian. The municipality is well connected, linking into the major AP-7 which runs along the Mediterranean coastline and is close to Alicante-Elche airport, indeed the council runs a well priced bus service directly to the airport.

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Jack Dee’s HelpDesk returns to BBC Two for three referendum specials

BBC Two has commissioned three brand new episodes of Jack Dee’s HelpDesk, which will air on BBC Two in the weeks leading up to the EU Referendum on 23 June. It will see the comedian-turnedagony-uncle help a live studio audience dispel their problems, and aims to shed light on their dilemmas and issues relating to this historic event in British politics. In each episode Jack will be accompanied by a panel of four special comedic guests. Nothing is written or prepared and the panel don’t know what the questions from the audience will be until the show begins. Jack Dee says: “I’m really looking forward to bringing HelpDesk back to BBC Two, so come to me if you have questions about anything from bendy bananas to fraudulent car exhaust claims and much much more. We all know it all depends on how far the England team get in the Euro 2016

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football championship anyway.” Jack Dee’s HelpDesk first aired on BBC Two in 2015, for three specials tied in with the General Election. The series aired at 10pm with a viewing peak of 1.2 million. Guests included: Romesh Ranganathan, Claudia Winkleman, Aisling Bea, Jeremy Hardy, Katherine Ryan, Warwick Davis and Johnny Vegas. The 3 x 30 minute series is produced by Open Mike Productions and was commissioned for BBC Two by Channel Editor, Adam Barker; Acting Controller of Entertainment Commissioning, Alan Tyler; and commissioning editor, Ruby Kuraishe. Alan Tyler says: “Jack Dee’s Election HelpDesk proved to be a real treat for our audiences and we are delighted to have him back in the schedule once again bringing the truly important issues to the fore.” Jack Dee’s Referendum HelpDesk will air on BBC Two from early June 2016.

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7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Misfit Garage 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Alaskan Bush People 10.00pm Deadliest Catch 11.00pm Deadliest Job Interview 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Deadliest Catch 2.00am Deadliest Job Interview 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am Deadliest Catch 4.50am Deadliest Job Interview 5.40am How It’s Made

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am Antiques Roadshow 8.15am Deep Wreck Mysteries 9.00am The Beauty of Maps 9.30am The Beauty of Maps 10.00am The Planets 11.00am Wonders of the Universe 12.00pm Wonders of the Universe 1.00pm Wonders of the Universe 2.00pm Wonders of the Universe 3.00pm The Planets 4.00pm Wonders of the Universe 5.00pm Wonders of the Universe 6.00pm Wonders of the Universe 7.00pm Wonders of the Universe 8.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 8.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 9.00pm The Flying Scotsman: A Rail Romance 10.00pm The Joy of Train Sets 11.00pm Monsoon Railway 12.00am Great British Railway Journeys 12.30am Great British Railway Journeys 1.00am The Joy of Train Sets 2.00am Monsoon Railway 3.00am Harlots, Housewives and Heroines: A 17th Century History for Girls

7.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 7.35am Kung Fu 8.40am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 9.40am The Legend of Tom Dooley 11.15am Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon 12.35pm Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00pm Sherlock Holmes in Washington 5.25pm Sherlock Holmes Faces Death 6.45pm Canyon River 8.20pm Saddle the Wind 10.00pm Barry Lyndon

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am 12.30am

TCM

Film4

12.00pm Boomerang 1.45pm Reach for the Sky 4.25pm Night Passage 6.15pm The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery 8.10pm Chalet Girl 10.00pm Iron Man 2 12.25am Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

History

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7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.30am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 8.30pm 8.45pm 9.00pm 1.30am 2.30am 3.00am 3.30am 5.30am 5.45am 6.00am

Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold Football Gold WWE SmackDown! Premier League Legends Premier League Legends Fantasy Football Club Highlights Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits SPFL Round Up Super League Fulltime Fantasy Football Club Highlights Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits Premier League Legends SPFL Round Up Cricket’s Greatest Cricket’s Greatest Live Indian Premier League Football Gold Football Gold Indian Premier League Barclays Premier League Review La Liga World 2015 Premier League 100 Club The Premier League Years Football Gold Football Gold Premier League 100 Club

Sky1

7.30am The Dog Whisperer 8.00am Monkey Life 8.30am Monkey Life 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00am Modern Family 10.30am Modern Family 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm Forever 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm Modern Family 4.30pm Modern Family 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm The Flash 10.00pm Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France 11.00pm A League of Their Own 12.00am Cricket’s Funniest Moments

Sky Sports 2

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 9.00am 9.30am 10.30am 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 11.30pm 12.00am 12.30am 1.00am 2.00am 2.30am 3.00am 4.00am 4.30am 5.00am 5.30am 6.00am

Cricket’s Greatest Cricket’s Greatest Cricket Classic Super League Fulltime Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights Live ATP Masters: Monte Carlo 1000 SPFL Round Up Barclays Premier League Review Cricket’s Greatest Cricket’s Greatest Barclays Premier League Review Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights La Liga World 2015 MLS Goals Round Up Show Cricket’s Greatest Cricket’s Greatest Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights La Liga World 2015 Football’s Greatest Players Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights Adam Gilchrist Adam Gilchrist Cricket’s Greatest Cricket’s Greatest Cricket Classics

GOLD

8.00am Cheers 8.25am Sorry! 9.00am As Time Goes By 9.40am The Brittas Empire 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm The Green Green Grass 1.00pm Outnumbered 1.40pm Only Fools and Horses 3.35pm As Time Goes By 4.15pm The Brittas Empire 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.20pm Outnumbered 8.00pm The Interviews 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 10.40pm Fawlty Towers 11.30pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 12.10am Not Going Out 12.50am Fawlty Towers 1.40am Cheers

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7.00am 8.00am 8.30am 9.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 6.00pm 6.15pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.00pm

Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights Sporting Greats Sporting Greats Netball Superleague Sporting Heroes Racing News Sporting Greats The Premier League Years Sporting Heroes The Premier League Years Football Gold Football Gold Super League Fulltime Triathlon: The Pioneer Sporting Heroes Super League Fulltime

BT Sport 1

7.00am UEFA Champions League Magazine 7.30am Hyundai A-League Highlights 8.00am World Sailing 8.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 10.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 11.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.30pm Rugby Tonight 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 9.00pm NBA 11.00pm ESPN Films 1.00am World Sailing 1.30am WTA Tennis: Miami Open 3.30am Hyundai A-League Highlights 4.00am UEFA Champions League Magazine 4.30am Rugby Tonight 6.00am PSA Squash Highlights

BT Sport 2

7.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 11.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 1.00pm MotoGP 1.30pm MotoGP 2.00pm Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 2.30pm NBA 4.30pm Rugby Tonight 6.00pm Serie A 7.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 8.00pm UEFA Champions League 11.30pm Boxing Tonight 12.30am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 1.00am UFC - Ultimate Insider 1.30am NBA 4.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 4.30am UFC - Ultimate Insider

Thursday BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Rip Off Britain 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Neighbourhood Blues 12.45pm Oxford Street Revealed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm The Code 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm Invictus Games 2016 10.00pm Gareth’s Invictus Choir 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Question Time 12.45am This Week 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News

Itv2

Choice

7.00am The Hot Desk 7.10am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.30am Dinner Date 8.20am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am The Cube 10.30am Psych 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.15pm Emmerdale 1.40pm The Cube 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm The Almost Impossible Gameshow 11.00pm Plebs 11.30pm Family Guy 12.00am Family Guy 12.30am American Dad! 12.55am American Dad! 1.30am Glitchy

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm David Baddiel on the Silk Road 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Outrageous Acts of Science 10.00pm Street Outlaws: New Orleans 11.00pm Moonshiners 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Street Outlaws: New Orleans 2.00am Moonshiners

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 8.32am 9.05am

TCM

Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Hollywood’s Best Film Directors Kung Fu 10.05am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 11.05am Sherlock Holmes Faces Death 12.25pm Sherlock Holmes in Washington 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00pm The Scarlet Claw

Film4

12.00pm Buchanan Rides Alone 1.40pm Donovan’s Reef 3.50pm Operation Petticoat 6.10pm Man in the Saddle 7.55pm Congo 10.00pm Broken City 12.10am Blue is the Warmest Colour

12th May BBC2

7.00am Flog it! Trade Secrets 7.30am Neighbourhood Blues 8.15am Money for Nothing 9.00am The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Daily Politics 2.00pm Pressure Pad 2.45pm My Life on a Plate 3.30pm The TV That Made Me 4.00pm Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 4.45pm Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 6.15pm Flog It! 7.00pm Eggheads 7.30pm Big Blue UK 8.00pm Antiques Road Trip 9.00pm Natural World 10.00pm Peaky Blinders 11.00pm Mock the Week 11.30pm Newsnight 12.15am Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit 1.15am MasterChef

8.00am 8.20am 9.10am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm

Dave

Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear Red Bull Soapbox Race American Pickers Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers Sin City Motors

Itv3

7.00am Movies Now 7.10am Doctor in the House 7.35am Heartbeat 8.35am Where the Heart is 9.40am The Royal 10.40am Judge Judy 11.05am Judge Judy 11.30am Judge Judy 12.00pm Noah’s Ark 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 2.05pm Heartbeat 3.10pm The Royal 4.15pm Where the Heart is 5.20pm Doctor in the House 5.50pm In Loving Memory 6.20pm On the Buses 6.55pm Heartbeat 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Rosemary and Thyme

Yesterday

7.05am The Re-Inventors 7.30am The Joy of the Single 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Narrow Escapes of World War II 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Impossible Engineering 3.00pm Ancient Black Ops 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Narrow Escapes of World War II 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 10.00pm Mummies Alive 11.00pm Steptoe and Son 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Open All Hours 1.00am Narrow Escapes of World War II

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 11.30am 12.00pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am 12.30am 1.00am 2.00am

History

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ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.20am Will and Grace 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 7.45am Will and Grace GPs: Behind Closed Doors 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm Cowboy Builders and Bodge Jobs 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 10.00am Frasier 3.20pm NCIS 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm Patient Killer 11.00am Frasier 6.00pm 5 News at 5 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.30pm Neighbours 12.25pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Home and Away 12.55pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 1.00pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme 1.30pm Four in a Bed Railway Journeys 2.00pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm On Benefits: Life on the Dole 2.30pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm Violent Child, Desperate Parents 3.00pm Channel 4 Racing 11.00pm Betrayed and He’s Going to Pay... 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Shipping Wars 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.00am Teleshopping 7.30pm Hollyoaks 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am Rookie Blue 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 11.00am Person of Interest 9.00pm Kirstie and Phil’s Love it or List it 12.00pm Person of Interest 7.50am The Chase 10.00pm 24 Hours in Police Custody 8.50am The Professionals 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00pm Grayson Perry: All Man 2.00pm NCIS 9.55am The Sweeney 12.05am How to Get a Council House 3.00pm Access 10.55am Ax Men 3.10pm Heart of the Country 1.10am Never Seen a Doctor 11.55am The Chase 5.00pm NCIS 12.55pm The Professionals 6.00pm CSI: NY 2.00pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.30pm Pawn Stars 8.00pm NCIS 2.55pm The Car Chasers 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 3.25pm The Car Chasers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm Chicago Fire 3.55pm Hogan’s Heroes 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 4.30pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 5.00pm The Sweeney 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 6.00pm The Professionals 10.00am Cold Case 7.00pm The Car Chasers 11.00am Sanctuary 7.35pm The Car Chasers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s Super Food 8.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 8.30pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.05am Four in a Bed 9.00pm World Superbike Highlights 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Four in a Bed 10.00pm U.S. Marshals 3.00pm Highway Patrol 12.10pm Four in a Bed 12.40am The Game of Death 3.30pm Customs UK 12.45pm Four in a Bed 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 1.15pm Four in a Bed 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 2.20pm Come Dine with Me 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 8.00pm World News Today 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Without a Trace 8.30pm The Flying Archaeologist 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 9.00pm Britain’s Treasure Islands 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm The Help 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 10.00pm Bones 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12.20am The Golden Age of Steam Rail-11.00pm Criminal Minds 7.50pm Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages ways 12.00am Without a Trace 8.55pm Grand Designs 1.20am The Modern Age of the Coach 1.00am Supernatural 10.00pm Location, Location, Location 2.20am Cosmonauts: How Russia Won the2.00am Most Daring Space Race 3.50am America on a Plate: The Story of the Diner 4.50am This is BBC Four 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Premier League Legends 7.00am Football Gold 8.30am Game Changers 7.30am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 7.15am Football Gold 9.00am Sporting Greats 8.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Football Gold 9.30am Sporting Greats 9.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.45am Football Gold 9.30am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 10.00am Triathlon: The Pioneer 8.00am WWE Experience 11.00am Sporting Heroes 9.00am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 10.30am Live ATP Masters: Monte Carlo 12.00pm Racing News 1000 9.30am Football’s Greatest 12.30pm Triathlon: The Pioneer 6.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 10.00am BPL Legends 1.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 10.30am BPL Legends 2.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Football Gold 2.30pm Ricky Ponting Masterclass 8.00pm Speedway Gold 11.15am Football Gold 3.00pm Ricky Ponting Masterclass 8.15pm Speedway Gold 11.30am La Liga World 2015 8.30pm Boxing Gold 12.00pm Premier League 100 Club 9.00pm Boxing Gold 12.30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits Boxing Gold 1.30pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 9.30pm 7.00am Australian Football League 10.00pm Boxing Gold 2.00pm The Premier League Years 9.00am Australian Football League 10.30pm Sporting Mavericks 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 11.00am Australian Football League 11.00pm Sporting Mavericks 8.30pm Live Elite League Speedway 1.00pm Rugby Tonight 11.30pm Sporting Triumphs 10.30pm Sky Sports Originals 2.30pm Hyundai A-League Highlights 11.45pm Sporting Triumphs 11.30pm Ford Football Special 3.00pm PSA Squash Highlights 12.00am Elite League Speedway 12.30am Premier League 100 Club 4.00pm Test Match Bowls 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 1.00am Premier League 100 Club 5.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 1.30am Football’s Greatest Players 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 9.00pm Rugby Tonight 2.00am Football Gold 10.30pm UK Angling Championship 2.15am Football Gold 11.00pm UK Angling Championship 2.30am Footballs Greatest Teams 11.30pm 30 for 30 8.00am Cheers 1.00am WTA Tennis: Miami Open 8.35am Sorry! 3.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 9.20am As Time Goes By 3.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.00am The Brittas Empire 6.30am World Sailing 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 10.40am Last of the Summer Wine 8.00am Monkey Life 11.20am Last of the Summer Wine 8.30am Monkey Life 12.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.40pm Open All Hours 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.20pm The Green Green Grass 10.00am Modern Family 2.00pm Only Fools and Horses 10.30am Modern Family 3.40pm As Time Goes By 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.00pm Forever 11.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm Test Match Bowls 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.00pm NBA 7.00pm Outnumbered 4.00pm Modern Family 2.30pm Boxing Tonight 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 4.30pm Modern Family 3.30pm The Clare Balding Show 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.00pm Futurama 4.30pm Rugby Tonight 5.30pm Futurama 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 6.00pm NBA 6.00pm The Simpsons 10.15pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 8.00pm UEFA Champions League 6.30pm Futurama 11.00pm The Interviews 11.30pm Barclays Premier League World 7.00pm Futurama 12.00am Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man 12.00am MotoGP 7.30pm The Simpsons 12.55am Absolutely Fabulous 1.00am MotoGP 8.00pm The Simpsons 1.30am ESPN Films 1.30am Shooting Stars 8.30pm The Simpsons 3.30am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 2.10am The Interviews 9.00pm Arrow

7.00am Good Morning Britain 9.30am Lorraine 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30am This Morning 1.30pm Loose Women 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.55pm ITV News London 3.00pm Judge Rinder 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00pm Tipping Point 6.00pm The Chase 7.00pm ITV News London 7.30pm ITV Evening News 8.00pm Emmerdale 8.30pm Tonight 9.00pm Emmerdale 9.30pm Bargain Shop Wars 10.00pm What Would be Your Miracle?

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Friday

BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Rip Off Britain 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Neighbourhood Blues 12.45pm Oxford Street Revealed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm The Code 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm A Question of Sport 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm Invictus Games 2016 10.30pm Have I Got News for You 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.25pm Regional News and Weather 11.35pm The Graham Norton Show 12.20am Witless 12.50am Wild Hogs 2.25am Weather for the Week Ahead

Itv2

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Street Outlaws: New Orleans 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Dive Wars Australia 10.00pm Alaskan Bush People 11.00pm Killing Fields 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Alaskan Bush People 2.00am Killing Fields

7.00am 7.20am 8.20am 9.20am

TCM

TCM Shorts Kung Fu Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura Arrow in the Dust 10.55am The Pearl of Death 12.20pm The Scarlet Claw 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00pm The Spider Woman 5.15pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

12.00pm 1.45pm 3.05pm 5.15pm 7.15pm 10.00pm 12.15am

Film4

Siege of the Saxons The Black Dakotas Robin and Marian 40 Guns to Apache Pass Robin Hood Now You See Me The Duke of Burgundy

BBC2

7.00am Flog it! Trade Secrets 7.30am Neighbourhood Blues 8.15am Escape to the Country 9.00am Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Daily Politics 2.00pm Pressure Pad 2.45pm My Life on a Plate 3.30pm The TV That Made Me 4.00pm Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 4.45pm Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 6.15pm Flog It! 7.00pm Eggheads 7.30pm Big Blue UK 8.00pm Nick Baker’s Wild West 8.30pm The Food Detectives 9.00pm The Extraordinary Collector 9.30pm Gardeners’ World 10.00pm Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 11.00pm Mum 11.30pm Newsnight 12.00am Artsnight

8.00am 8.20am 9.10am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm

Dave

Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers American Pickers Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers Sin City Motors

Itv3

7.00am Movies Now 7.10am Doctor in the House 7.35am Heartbeat 8.35am Where the Heart is 9.40am The Royal 10.40am Judge Judy 11.05am Judge Judy 11.35am Judge Judy 12.00pm Noah’s Ark 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 2.05pm Heartbeat 3.10pm The Royal 4.15pm Where the Heart is 5.15pm Doctor in the House 5.50pm In Loving Memory 6.20pm On the Buses 6.55pm Heartbeat 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Midsomer Murders

Yesterday

7.05am The Re-Inventors 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Narrow Escapes of World War II 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Chemistry: A Volatile History 3.00pm Mummies Alive 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Narrow Escapes of World War II 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 10.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 11.00pm Open All Hours 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Porridge 1.00am Narrow Escapes of World War II

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Channel 4

Channel 5

7.20am Will and Grace 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 7.45am Will and Grace GPs: Behind Closed Doors 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm Cowboy Builders and Bodge Jobs 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 9.55am Formula 1 3.15pm NCIS 11.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 4.15pm Jesse Stone: Sea Change 12.30pm Salvage S.O.S 6.00pm 5 News at 5 12.55pm Channel 4 News 6.30pm Neighbours 1.00pm Car S.O.S 7.00pm Home and Away 1.55pm Formula 1 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 3.35pm Channel 4 Racing 8.00pm The Gadget Show 6.00pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm Revealed: The Truth About the 6.30pm Shipping Wars Holy Grail - Ancient Mysteries 7.00pm The Simpsons 10.00pm Ben Fogle: The Great African Mi7.30pm Hollyoaks gration 8.00pm Channel 4 News 8.30pm Unreported World 9.00pm George Clarke’s Amazing Garden Rooms 7.00am Teleshopping 10.00pm Gogglebox 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am The Mentalist 11.00pm The Windsors 7.25am Hogan’s Heroes 11.00am Person of Interest 11.35pm Very British Problems 7.50am The Chase 12.00pm Person of Interest 12.40am Rude Tube 8.50am The Professionals 1.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.35am Chinatown 2.00pm NCIS 9.50am The Sweeney 3.55am Flowers 3.00pm Access 10.55am Ax Men 3.10pm The Gourmet Detective 4.25am Random Acts 11.50am The Chase 5.00pm NCIS 12.50pm The Professionals 6.00pm CSI: NY 1.55pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm CSI: Miami 2.25pm Pawn Stars 8.00pm NCIS 2.50pm The Car Chasers 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 3.25pm The Car Chasers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm Law and Order 3.50pm Hogan’s Heroes 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 4.25pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 4.55pm The Sweeney 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 6.00pm The Professionals 10.00am Cold Case 7.00pm The Car Chasers 11.00am Sanctuary 7.30pm The Car Chasers 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s Super Food 8.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am Food Unwrapped 8.30pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.05am Four in a Bed 9.00pm The Classic Car Show 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Four in a Bed 10.00pm An Audience with Billy Connolly 3.00pm Highway Patrol 12.10pm Four in a Bed 11.05pm Above the Law 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 12.45pm Four in a Bed Front Line 1.20pm Four in a Bed 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 2.20pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 8.00pm World News Today 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm The Sky at Night 4.00pm Come Dine with Me Without a Trace 9.00pm Scotland’s Vital Spark: The Clyde 7.00pm 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 Puffer 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm BBC: The Secret Files 2 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 10.00pm Shocking Crimes: Murder Book 6.45pm 11.00pm Time Shift 7.50pm Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 11.00pm Hard Time 12.00am Treasures of Chinese Porcelain 8.55pm Grand Designs 12.05am Without a Trace 10.00pm The Good Wife 1.00am The Joy of the Guitar Riff 1.00am Supernatural 2.00am The Kinks at the BBC 2.00am Most Daring 3.00am Pappano’s Classical Voices 3.00am Cold Case 4.00am BBC: The Secret Files 2 5.00am This is BBC Four 8.00am Time of Our Lives 9.00am Watersports World 10.00am Sports Unlimited 11.00am Sporting Heroes 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 12.00pm Racing News 7.00am Football Gold 12.30pm Sporting Greats 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 1.00pm The Premier League Years 8.00am Cricket Classic 7.30am Football Gold 3.00pm Sporting Heroes 9.00am Sporting Rivalries 7.45am Football Gold 4.00pm Darts Gold 9.30am Glen Mcgrath Masterclass 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 4.15pm Darts Gold 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am Premier League Legends 4.30pm Darts Gold 9.30am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 10.30am Darts Gold 4.45pm Darts Gold 10.30am Live ATP Masters: Monte Carlo 10.45am Darts Gold 5.00pm Watersports World 11.00am Ford Football Special 1000 6.00pm Sports Unlimited 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 12.00pm Sporting Triumphs 7.00pm Sporting Greats 12.15pm Sporting Triumphs 7.00pm Darts Gold 7.30pm ATP Tour Uncovered 12.30pm Sporting Triumphs 7.15pm Sporting Triumphs 12.45pm Sporting Triumphs 7.30pm Darts Gold 1.00pm Ford Football Special 7.45pm Sporting Triumphs 2.00pm Glen Mcgrath Masterclass 8.00pm Live Premier League Darts 7.00am Australian Football League 2.30pm Glen Mcgrath Masterclass 11.30pm La Liga Show 2015 9.00am Australian Football League CWC Classics 12.00am Barclays Premier League World 3.00pm 11.00am Test Match Bowls 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 12.30am Football Gold 12.00pm PSA Squash Highlights 8.30pm Live Super League 12.45am Football Gold 1.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 11.30pm Sporting Mavericks 1.00am Super League Highlights 3.00pm Road to Rio 12.00am World Rugby 1.15am La Liga Show 2015 3.30pm Barclays Premier League World 12.30am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 1.45am Barclays Premier League World 4.00pm Freerider World Tour 1.30am World Rugby 2.15am Super League Highlights 5.00pm Test Match Bowls 6.00pm NBA Action 2.30am Football Gold 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 2.45am La Liga Show 2015 7.00pm Rugby Tonight 3.15am Barclays Premier League World 8.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 8.00am Cheers 9.00pm Toyota AFL Highlights Show 8.35am Sorry! 10.00pm Sport in Focus 9.10am As Time Goes By 10.15pm Motogp Catch-Up Show 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 9.50am The Brittas Empire 10.30pm UK Angling Championship 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 10.30am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00pm UK Angling Championship 8.00am Monkey Life 11.10am Last of the Summer Wine 11.30pm UFC: Beyond the Octagon 8.30am Monkey Life 11.50am Last of the Summer Wine 12.00am Rugby Tonight Extra 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.30pm Outnumbered 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.10pm The Green Green Grass 10.00am Modern Family 1.50pm Open All Hours 10.30am Modern Family 2.30pm Only Fools and Horses 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 3.40pm As Time Goes By 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 1.00pm Forever 11.00am AFL: Nab Challenge 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm MotoGP 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.00pm MotoGP 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 4.00pm Modern Family 3.00pm MotoGP 7.00pm Outnumbered 4.30pm Modern Family 4.00pm MotoGP 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 5.00pm Futurama 8.45pm Last Week, This Week 5.30pm Futurama 8.20pm Open All Hours 9.00pm UEFA Europa League 6.00pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 11.00pm UEFA Champions League 6.30pm Futurama 10.10pm Fawlty Towers Highlights Show 7.00pm Futurama 11.00pm Big School 11.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 7.30pm The Simpsons 11.40pm Miranda 12.00am NBA 8.00pm The Simpsons 2.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 12.20am Not Going Out 8.30pm The Simpsons 3.00am Road to Rio 1.00am Cheers 9.00pm DC’s Legends of Tomorrow

7.00am Good Morning Britain 9.30am Lorraine 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30am This Morning 1.30pm Loose Women 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.55pm ITV News London 3.00pm Judge Rinder 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00pm Tipping Point 6.00pm The Chase 7.00pm ITV News London 7.30pm ITV Evening News 8.00pm Emmerdale 8.30pm Coronation Street 9.00pm Barging Round Britain with John Sergeant 9.30pm Coronation Street

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7.00am The Hot Desk 7.10am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.30am Dinner Date 8.20am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10.30am Psych 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.15pm Emmerdale 1.40pm Coronation Street 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Scorpion 11.00pm Celebrity Juice 11.50pm @Elevenish 12.20am Family Guy 12.50am Family Guy 1.20am American Dad!

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BBC2

7.00am Breakfast 7.40am The Westerner 11.00am Saturday Kitchen Live 9.15am A Walk in the Sun 12.30pm Mary Berry Cooks 11.10am Homes Under the Hammer 1.00pm BBC News 12.10pm Natural World 1.10pm Football Focus 1.00pm The Hairy Bikers’ Everyday 1.50pm Saturday Sportsday Gourmets 2.00pm The Brownlees: An Olympic Story 2.00pm Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 2.30pm Women’s FA Cup Final 2.30pm Bargain Hunt 5.20pm Flog It! 3.05pm Escape to the Continent 6.10pm BBC News 4.05pm Money for Nothing 6.20pm Regional News and Weather 4.50pm The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That 6.30pm Can’t Touch This Built Britain 7.20pm Pointless 5.20pm Bake Off Crème de la Crème 8.10pm The National Lottery: In It 6.20pm This Week’s World to Win It 7.00pm Gardeners’ World 9.00pm The Eurovision Song Contest 7.30pm Attenborough’s Passion Projects 12.30am BBC News 8.30pm Attenborough’s Passion Projects 12.50am Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle 9.30pm Dad’s Army 1.20am Buster 10.00pm The Hollow Crown - 2.55am Weather for the Week Ahead The Wars of the Roses 3.00am BBC News 12.05am Margin Call 1.45am The Silence 3.35am This is BBC Two

Itv2

Dave

8.20am Top Gear 9.10am Top Gear 10.00am American Pickers 7.00am The Hot Desk 11.00am American Pickers 7.10am Planet’s Funniest Animals 12.00pm Storage Hunters 7.30am Dinner Date 12.30pm Storage Hunters 1.00pm Top Gear 8.20am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.00pm Top Gear 9.00am Emmerdale 3.00pm American Pickers 9.30am Emmerdale Sin City Motors 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World 4.00pm 5.00pm Storage Hunters Records 10.30am Psych 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 7.00am Movies Now 1.15pm Emmerdale 7.10am Doctor in the House 1.40pm Emmerdale 7.35am Heartbeat 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.35am Where the Heart is 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.40am The Royal 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.40am Judge Judy 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.05am Judge Judy 11.35am Judge Judy 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.00pm The Darling Buds of May 6.50pm Take Me Out 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.10pm Heartbeat 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 3.15pm The Royal 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 4.10pm Where the Heart is 10.00pm Hot Fuzz 5.15pm Doctor in the House 11.00pm FYI Daily 5.50pm On the Buses 6.20pm On the Buses 11.05pm Hot Fuzz 6.55pm Heartbeat 12.25am Family Guy 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 12.55am Family Guy 9.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.25am American Dad!

Choice

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ITV

Channel 4

7.10am King of Queens 7.35am King of Queens 8.00am Mobil 1 The Grid 8.30am British Rally Championships 8.55am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.25am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.55am The Morning Line 10.55am Formula 1 12.05pm The Superhumans Show 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00pm Formula 1 3.30pm Channel 4 Racing 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 6.40pm Homes by the Med 7.40pm Channel 4 News 8.00pm Grand Designs 9.00pm Great Canal Journeys 10.00pm X-Men: First Class 12.35am G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2.50am Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.55am Supershoppers 5.50am Posh Pawnbrokers 6.45am Will and Grace

9.25am ITV News 9.30am Weekend 10.25am Murder, She Wrote 11.20am Murder, She Wrote 12.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 1.20pm ITV News and Weather 1.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.30pm BBQ Champ 3.30pm Agent Cody Banks 5.30pm The Wine Show 6.35pm ITV News London 6.45pm ITV News and Weather 7.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.00pm Bang on the Money 9.00pm Britain’s Got Talent 10.15pm Play to the Whistle 11.00pm ITV News and Weather

Itv4

7.00am 7.25am 7.55am 8.50am 9.55am 10.55am 11.50am 12.50pm 1.55pm 2.25pm 2.50pm 3.25pm 3.50pm 4.25pm 4.55pm 6.00pm 7.00pm

Hogan’s Heroes Hogan’s Heroes The Chase The Professionals The Sweeney Ax Men The Chase The Professionals Pawn Stars Pawn Stars The Car Chasers The Car Chasers Hogan’s Heroes Hogan’s Heroes The Sweeney The Professionals The Car Chasers

8.00pm 8.30pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am 1.00am 2.00am 3.00am 4.00am

World News Today BBC Young Musician 2016 The People’s History of Pop Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia ...Sings Elvis Chuck Berry in Concert The People’s History of Pop Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia ...Sings Elvis

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Jamie’s Money Saving Meals Food Unwrapped Come Dine with Me Abroad Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me A Place in the Sun A Place in the Sun Great Canal Journeys Grand Designs Blue Eyes

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7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am The Mentalist 11.00am Person of Interest 12.00pm Person of Interest 1.00pm CSI: NY 2.00pm NCIS 3.00pm Access 3.10pm Real Murders: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery 5.00pm NCIS 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Castle 11.00pm Castle

7.00am Sunrise 7.30am Sunrise 8.00am Most Haunted 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Sanctuary 12.00pm Stargate Universe 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 3.00pm Highway Patrol 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 6.00pm Cold Case 7.00pm Without a Trace 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm Police Force Australia 10.30pm Police Force Australia 11.00pm Police Ten 11.30pm Police Ten 12.00am Without a Trace 1.00am South of Hell 2.00am Supernatural

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Down 2 Regular soldier’s garb (7) 3 A quiet wood (3) 4 Last stop before river (6) 5 Line up for walk (9) 6 Dominant eastern state (5) 7 Meeting held in Coventry Street (5) 8 Portion of mackerel is hard to enjoy (6) 12 Question about Alec confused Eric and Ernie? (6,3) 16 Ruler with a bit of fruit (7) 17 Saint with halo, possibly part of racket (6) 18 A prop? Not at sea (6) 19 Instant tea or coffee (5) 20 Question for cook (5) 23 Starters in Pride and Prejudice - tasteless stuff (3)

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Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Alaskan Bush People 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Extreme Car Hoarders 10.00pm How It’s Made 10.30pm How It’s Made 11.00pm How It’s Made 11.30pm How It’s Made 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am How It’s Made 1.30am How It’s Made 2.00am How It’s Made 2.30am How It’s Made

TCM

7.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 9.30am 7.30am Kung Fu 10.00am 8.30am Conspiracy Theory with 10.30am Jesse Ventura 11.00am 9.40am The Wild Westerners 12.00pm 11.00am The Adventures of 12.30pm Sherlock Holmes 1.00pm 12.35pm The Spider Woman 1.30pm 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.00pm 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 2.30pm Ventura 3.00pm 4.00pm Sherlock Holmes: Pursuit 3.30pm to Algiers 4.00pm 5.20pm Sherlock Holmes and the House 4.30pm of Fear 5.00pm 6.45pm The Bounty Hunter 5.30pm 8.20pm Valley of The Kings 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 12.00pm Four Guns to the Border 9.00pm 1.40pm I Was Monty’s Double 9.30pm 3.40pm It Came From Beneath the Sea 10.00pm 5.15pm The Spy Who Came in from 11.00pm the Cold 12.00am 7.30pm Star Trek 12.30am 10.00pm The Way Way Back 1.00am 12.05am Lovelace

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7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Narrow Escapes of World War II 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 3.00pm Why Planes Crash 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Narrow Escapes of World War II 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 10.00pm Forbidden History 11.00pm Porridge 11.40pm Great British Railway Journeys 12.10am Great British Railway Journeys 12.40am Coast 1.40am Who Do You Think You Are? 2.40am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 3.30am The Re-Inventors

History

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Ax Men Billion Dollar Wreck Storage Wars Storage Wars Ax Men

7.00am Football Gold 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Football Gold 7.45am Football Gold 8.00am WWE Main Event 9.00am Barclays Premier League World 9.30am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 10.30am Live ATP Masters: Monte Carlo 1000 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 7.00pm The Fantasy Football Club 8.00pm Football 11.15pm Barclays Premier League Preview 11.45pm Football Gold 12.00am Sporting Mavericks 12.30am Football Gold 12.40am Super League Highlights 12.55am Football Gold 1.05am Football 3.15am Super League Highlights 3.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 4.00am Premier League 100 Club 4.30am The Fantasy Football Club 5.30am Super League Highlights 5.45am Super League Highlights 6.00am Premier League 100 Club

Sky1

7.00am The Dog Whisperer 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 8.00am Monkey Life 8.30am Monkey Life 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00am Modern Family 10.30am Modern Family 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 1.00pm Forever 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 4.00pm Modern Family 4.30pm Modern Family 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm Futurama 7.00pm Futurama 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm The Simpsons 9.00pm Supergirl 10.00pm The Five 11.00pm The Five 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

Sky Sports 2

7.00am Cricket Classics 7.30am ICC Cricket 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am Cricket’s Greatest 9.30am Live Super Rugby 11.30am Cricket’s Greatest 12.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 1.00pm Football 3.45pm Viral Videos of the Month 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 8.30pm Scottish Cup Highlights 9.00pm SNF: Game of the Day 11.00pm SNF: Match Choice 12.30am SNF: Match Choice 2.00am SNF: Match Choice 3.30am SNF: Match Choice 5.00am ICC Cricket 5.30am Cricket’s Greatest 6.00am Cricket’s Greatest

GOLD

8.00am Cheers 8.35am Sorry! 9.10am As Time Goes By 9.50am The Brittas Empire 10.30am Last of the Summer Wine 11.10am Last of the Summer Wine 11.50am Last of the Summer Wine 12.30pm Outnumbered 1.10pm The Green Green Grass 1.50pm Open All Hours 2.30pm Only Fools and Horses 3.40pm As Time Goes By 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.00pm Outnumbered 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 8.20pm Miranda 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 10.10pm Only Fools and Horses 11.20pm Fawlty Towers 12.00am The Mighty Boosh 12.40am Nighty Night 1.20am 15 Storeys High 2.00am Bill Hicks - Relentless 3.20am One Night Stand 3.55am The Mighty Boosh 4.25am Nighty Night

Sky Sports 3

7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 8.30am 9.30am 9.45am 10.00am 10.15am 10.30am 2.00pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm

Darts Gold Darts Gold Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights Sporting Heroes Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Premier League Darts The Premier League Years Barclays Premier League World La Liga Show 2015 Bass Fishing Game Changers Football Freestyler Spanish Gold

BT Sport 1

7.00am Rugby Tonight 8.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 9.00am Artemis Racing Magazine 9.30am Total Italian Football 10.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 10.30am Hyundai A-League 12.45pm Last Week, This Week 1.00pm USA Game of the Week 3.00pm Barclays Premier League World 3.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 6.00pm Rugby Tonight 7.30pm Rugby Tonight Extra 8.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 11.00pm NBA Action 11.30pm Barclays Premier League Preview 12.00am Football Tonight 1.00am NBA

BT Sport 2

7.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries 8.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries 9.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries 10.00am Playback - Football’s Greatest Rivalries 10.30am USA Game of the Week 12.30pm PSA Squash Highlights 1.30pm Last Week, This Week 1.45pm Bundesliga Weekly 2.15pm FIM Superenduro World Championship 2.45pm Asia Talent Cup 3.45pm MotoGP 8.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby

Chocie

1 Russian agreement before exercises in ruined capital (8) 6 Force in London may be encountered (3) 9 A woman liked it here? Not entirely (5) 10 Tidying mess, showing self-respect (7) 11 Working properly as a monk? (2,5) 13 Deal with Halloween choice? (5)

14 Retort from Scrooge is sweet (6) 15 Trunks approximately in centre of gift shop (6) 19 Short form filled in by good business leader (5) 21 Excellent woman, right? (7) 22 Smart work outside a US city (7) 23 Simple geograpical feature (5) 24 Everyone taking part in challenge (3) 25 He paints bad actor (8)

Sunday

BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.00am The Andrew Marr Show 11.00am Pentecost Sunday Live From Liverpool Cathedral 12.00pm Sunday Politics 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News 2.15pm Homes Under the Hammer 3.00pm Escape to the Country 3.45pm Nature’s Epic Journeys 4.45pm Points of View 5.00pm Final Score 6.15pm Songs of Praise 6.50pm Pointless 7.35pm BBC News 7.50pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm Countryfile 9.00pm Antiques Roadshow 10.00pm Undercover 11.00pm BBC News 11.20pm Regional News and Weather 11.30pm Match of the Day 1.10am Texas Rangers

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7.00am Emmerdale Omnibus 9.30am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.00pm Britain’s Got Talent 1.25pm Britain’s Got More Talent 2.30pm The Almost Impossible Gameshow 3.30pm Scorpion 4.30pm Small Soldiers 5.35pm FYI Daily 5.40pm Small Soldiers 6.40pm Scooby-Doo 7.55pm FYI Daily 8.00pm Scooby-Doo 8.30pm Mr Bean’s Holiday 9.30pm FYI Daily 9.35pm Mr Bean’s Holiday 10.20pm Britain’s Got More Talent 11.25pm Celebrity Juice 12.10am Family Guy 12.40am Family Guy 1.10am Family Guy 1.40am American Dad!

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Channel 4

7.00am The Great Chelsea Garden 9.25am ITV News 7.10am King of Queens Challenge 9.30am Weekend 7.35am King of Queens 8.00am This Farming Life 10.25am Griff’s Great Britain 8.00am King of Queens 9.00am Gardeners’ World 11.00am Peston on Sunday 8.25am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30am The Beechgrove Garden 12.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.55am Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00am Countryfile 1.05pm ITV News and Weather 9.25am Everybody Loves Raymond 11.00am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 1.15pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.00am Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure 2.15pm Planet’s Got Talent 1.00pm Formula 1 1.00pm The Hairy Bikers’ Everyday 2.45pm Fierce 4.35pm Pocahontas Gourmets 3.45pm Britain’s Got Talent 6.10pm Channel 4 News 2.00pm Athletics 5.00pm Uncle Buck 6.30pm World’s Weirdest Homes 3.00pm Triathlon 7.00pm ITV News London 8.00pm Kevin Mccloud’s Escape to 4.30pm Diving 7.10pm ITV News and Weather the Wild 6.30pm Flog It! 7.30pm The Chase Celebrity Special 9.00pm Paul Merton’s Secret Stations 7.00pm Choose the Right Puppy for You 8.30pm Let’s Do it: A Tribute to 10.00pm Indian Summers 8.00pm Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside Victoria Wood 11.00pm Gogglebox the RAF 9.35pm The Queen’s 90th Birthday Cele- 12.00am Formula 1 9.00pm Burma’s Secret Jungle War bration 1.10am The Ghost with Joe Simpson 3.35am Come Dine with Me 10.00pm Louis Theroux 4.00am Come Dine with Me 11.00pm QI XL 4.25am Come Dine with Me 11.40pm Stupid Man, Smart Phone 4.55am Come Dine with Me 7.00am Ax Men 12.30am Rescue Dawn 5.20am Come Dine with Me 7.45am Ax Men 2.30am Countryfile 5.45am Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free 8.30am The Sweeney 3.25am Holby City 6.00am Posh Pawnbrokers 9.25am Bundesliga 4.25am This is BBC Two 6.55am Will and Grace 10.30am HSBC World Rugby 7s Series Highlights 11.00am Formula E: Sound of the Future 11.35am World Superbike Highlights 12.40pm The Car Chasers 9.00am American Pickers 1.05pm The Car Chasers 10.00am American Pickers 1.40pm Pawn Stars 11.00am Top Gear 7.00am Nothing to Declare 2.05pm Pawn Stars 12.00pm Top Gear 7.30am Nothing to Declare 1.00pm Motorway Cops 2.35pm Storage Wars 8.00am Nothing to Declare 2.00pm Traffic Cops 3.00pm Storage Wars 8.30am Nothing to Declare 3.00pm Storage Hunters 3.30pm Storage Wars Texas 9.00am 60 Minute Makeover 3.30pm Storage Hunters 4.00pm Storage Wars Texas 10.00am 60 Minute Makeover 4.00pm Storage Hunters 4.30pm Gunsmoke 11.00am 60 Minute Makeover 4.30pm Storage Hunters 5.30pm FYI Daily 5.00pm Storage Hunters 12.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 6.10pm The Appaloosa 1.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 7.10pm FYI Daily 2.00pm 60 Minute Makeover 8.15pm Police Academy 6: City 3.00pm 60 Minute Makeover Under Siege 4.00pm Motorway Patrol 7.00am Movies Now 9.15pm FYI Daily 4.30pm Motorway Patrol 7.10am Judge Judy 5.00pm Border Security 7.30am Carry on Loving 5.30pm Border Security 8.30am FYI Daily 8.35am Carry on Loving 6.00pm Border Security 9.10am Where the Heart is 6.30pm Border Security 8.00pm A History of Ancient Britain 10.20am Where the Heart is 7.00pm Border Security 9.00pm Human Planet 11.30am Carry on Cleo 7.30pm Border Security 10.00pm Follow the Money 12.30pm FYI Daily 8.00pm UK Border Force 11.00pm Follow the Money 12.35pm Carry on Cleo 9.00pm Border Security USA 1.25pm Carry on Matron 12.00am Dusty Springfield at the BBC 10.00pm Brit Cops: Frontline Crime 2.25pm FYI Daily 1.00am Definitely Dusty 2.30pm Carry on Matron 11.00pm Road Wars 2.00am Queens of Soul 3.15pm A Touch of Frost 12.00am The Force Manchester 3.00am Classic Soul at the BBC 5.25pm Columbo 1.00am A Haunting 4.00am Dusty Springfield at the BBC 7.00pm Midsomer Murders 2.00am Most Haunted 9.00pm Foyle’s War 3.00am Police Ten 11.00pm Inspector Morse 3.30am Police Ten 1.25am Blue Murder

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Channel 5 The Gadget Show Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 Primates of the Caribbean Surf’s Up Beverly Hills Chihuahua Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 Penguin A and E with Lorraine Kelly Beaver Las Vegas: Saving the Strip 5 News Weekend 21 Jump Street My Super Ex-Girlfriend Super Casino The Yorkshire Vet Great Scientists House Doctor House Doctor Divine Designs Angels of Jarm Angels of Jarm

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7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am Cedar Cove 11.50am Longmire 12.45pm Longmire 1.40pm Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle 3.15pm NCIS: New Orleans 4.10pm NCIS: New Orleans 5.05pm NCIS: New Orleans 6.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 7.00pm Law and Order 8.00pm Law and Order 9.00pm Law and Order 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 11.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 12.00am NCIS: New Orleans 1.00am NCIS: New Orleans

9.55am 10.15am 11.15am 12.20pm 1.25pm 2.30pm 3.35pm 4.10pm 4.40pm 5.15pm 5.45pm 6.20pm 6.50pm 7.25pm 7.55pm 8.30pm 9.00pm

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Kirstie’s Vintage Gems Time Team Time Team Jamie’s Money Saving Meals A Place in the Sun: Home or Away A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me The Queen’s Coronation: Behind Palace Doors

Euro 2016 across TV, radio and online on the BBC The BBC will bring audiences closer to the heart of the action than ever before with extensive coverage of UEFA Euro 2016 in France (10 June – 10 July) across TV, radio and digital platforms. The month-long festival of European football will see three home nations (England, Wales and Northern Ireland) compete in a major tournament for the first time since 1958, with the BBC bringing you every step of their journeys along with Europe’s elite. With a highly acclaimed talent line-up, including a raft of former international players bringing first-hand experience on the European stage, the BBC will bring the very best live action, commentary, news and reports, highlights and analysis across all platforms. Gary Lineker leads TV coverage alongside former England captains Alan Shearer and Rio Ferdinand, and Thierry Henry, who won the World Cup and European Championship with France. Mark Chapman and Kelly Cates will be at the helm on Radio 5 live alongside Caroline Barker and Dan Walker. Germany’s former number one Jens Lehmann and former Northern Ireland defender Gerry Taggart join the station’s commentary team. There will also be multi-platform contributions throughout the tournament from John Motson, Frank Lampard and Jurgen Klinsmann. They join an impressive line-up of former internationals working across the BBC’s coverage: Danny Murphy, Jermaine Jenas, Robbie Savage, Martin Keown, John Hartson, Mark Lawrenson, Kevin Kilbane, Neil Lennon, Gerry Armstrong, Chris

Waddle, Danny Mills, Pat Nevin, Chris Brunt and Trevor Sinclair. The BBC will showcase 26 live matches on TV and streamed online within their 140 hours of programming, including highlights on BBC One, BBC Two and the Red Button, plus 24 days of coverage on Radio 5 live. The BBC’s Euro 2016 digital service at bbc. co.uk/euro2016, the BBC Sport app, and BBC coverage through connected TVs* will feature live broadcasts of all BBC games, commentary and live text coverage of every game, with in-game highlight clips, on-demand highlights of every goal, breaking news, exclusive features and expert analysis. And every morning, a Euro 2016 Catchup video will be available to stream through BBC Sport and to download via BBC iPlayer. Audiences will be able to personalise their Euro 2016 on the BBC with a range of alerts and options including match alerts for all 24 teams and line-ups, kick-offs, goals, half-time and fulltime notifications - enabling them to customise their experience.

Viewers will be able to join in the conversation across all BBC Sport social media platforms, and compete with pundits and friends in the new Euro 2016 Match Predictor and Team Selector. There will also be behind-the-scenes access to the tournament with Gary Lineker and Dan Walker on Facebook Live, and Jermaine Jenas leading the new Match of the Day Snapchat account, while the BBC Sport Periscope account will broadcast live across France. In addition to all the Euro 2016 live action, there will be four additional programmes, celebrating the 20th anniversary of Euro 96, a new look at the most famous stories of past Euros, and England’s World Cup-winning team of 1966, and Gareth Bale’s magical career and his journey with Wales from Euro 2016 qualification outsiders to history makers. Barbara Slater, Director of BBC Sport, says: “As excitement builds towards one of the most anticipated sporting events of 2016, we are delighted to bring audiences closer to the heart of the action than ever before with unparalleled coverage across TV, radio and enhanced personalised options across our digital services, available 24/7. Euro 2016 on the BBC will bring together a stellar cast of presenters, pundits and commentators who will guide audiences through every moment of the action, including the journey of all three home nations and the Republic of Ireland in France. This summer’s Championship will bring the nation together to witness unmissable sporting moments, captivating audiences of all ages on football’s biggest stage.”

Sun, Sea and Supersavers

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Turbo Pickers 9.00am Turbo Pickers 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Edge of Alaska 3.00pm Edge of Alaska 4.00pm Edge of Alaska 5.00pm Edge of Alaska 6.00pm Edge of Alaska 7.00pm Alaskan Bush People 8.00pm Super Predator 9.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00pm Bloodlands 11.00pm I Almost Got Away with it 12.00am Britain’s Deadly Women 1.00am Dead of Night 2.00am Bloodlands 3.00am I Almost Got Away with it 4.00am Britain’s Deadly Women 4.50am Wheeler Dealers 5.40am How It’s Made 6.05am How It’s Made 6.30am How It’s Made

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 8.30am 9.30am 10.25am 12.00pm 1.25pm 2.40pm 4.00pm 5.35pm 6.45pm 8.10pm Ventura

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7.05am 7.30am 8.15am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 6.00pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am 1.00am 3.00am

Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 10.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 10.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am Kung Fu 12.00pm Conspiracy Theory with 12.30pm Jesse Ventura 1.00pm The Bounty Hunter 1.30pm Sherlock Holmes and the 2.00pm House of Fear 2.30pm Sherlock Holmes: Pursuit to 3.00pm Algiers 3.30pm The Woman in Green 4.00pm The Hound of the Baskervilles 4.30pm Terror by Night 5.00pm Dressed to Kill 5.30pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 12.00pm Carry on Dick 9.30pm 2.00pm Chalet Girl 10.00pm 3.55pm Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who 11.00pm 5.35pm The Spy Next Door 12.00am 7.20pm The Core 12.30am 10.00pm American Pie: Reunion 1.00am 12.10am Metallica 2.00am 2.00am The Omen

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away sausages from breakfast whilst in Majorca allow them to steal the win and have the cheapest holiday? Mum Holly Smith, 29, is Britain’s best-known couponer. She got £1164.39 of shopping for absolutely nothing by using coupons - discount vouchers that you can use to save money on groceries, toys, holidays and more. Having saved herself and her family £70,000 so far, Holly wants to pass on her expertise. Her first pupil is Mum of three Ingrid, who spends a whopping £185 a

Yesterday Sky Sports 1

The Beauty of Maps Fit to Rule: How Royal Illness Changed History Celebrity Antiques Road Trip CIA Declassified CIA Declassified Mummies Alive Mummies Alive Mummies Alive South Pacific South Pacific Mummies Alive Mummies Alive Mummies Alive South Pacific South Pacific The Old Grey Whistle Test Agnetha: Abba and After The Sixties: The Years That Shaped a Generation The Old Grey Whistle Test Disco at the BBC

History

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Restoration Forged in Fire Storage Wars Storage Wars American Restoration Forged in Fire

7.00am Football Gold 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 8.00am BPL Legends 8.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Nick Kicks 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.00pm Football 3.30pm Sporting Triumphs 3.45pm Sporting Triumphs 4.00pm Live Pro 12 Rugby 6.00pm Live Ford Saturday Night Football 9.00pm Live Fight Night 12.30am Scottish Cup Highlights 1.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 2.00am Scottish Cup Highlights 2.30am Boxing Gold 3.00am Boxing Gold

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week on groceries - more than twice the national average. Holly’s keen for Ingrid to start wombling – a technique that involves picking up other peoples discarded receipts from the floor to try to claim back the coupon they were due if their shopping would have been cheaper elsewhere. Holly also wants to involve Ingrid’s children in her moneysaving campaign by getting them to draw pictures and send letters to manufacturers. Will her extreme tactics inspire Ingrid and her family?

Sky Sports 2

GOLD

7.00am Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 8.00am Blandings 8.00am Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 8.35am Blandings 9.00am Game Changers 9.10am Blandings 9.30am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.50am Abbott and Costello Meet the 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club Killer Boris Karloff 11.00am Soccer A.M. 11.45am Crooks in Cloisters 1.00pm The F1 Show 1.40pm Only Fools and Horses 1.30pm Jungle Book 3D: Special 2.20pm Only Fools and Horses 2.00pm Wild Things 3.00pm Only Fools and Horses 3.00pm Futurama 4.05pm Only Fools and Horses 3.30pm Futurama 5.15pm Only Fools and Horses 4.00pm Futurama 5.55pm Only Fools and Horses 4.30pm Futurama 6.35pm Only Fools and Horses 5.00pm Futurama 7.15pm Only Fools and Horses 5.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm The Interviews 6.00pm Supergirl 9.00pm Porridge: Inside Out 7.00pm The Flash 10.00pm Gimme Gimme Gimme 8.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 10.40pm Men Behaving Badly 9.00pm Hawaii Five-0 11.20pm Bottom 10.00pm Limitless 12.00am Bottom Live: Weapons 11.00pm Micky Flanagan’s Detour De Grade Y-Fronts Tour France 2.00am This is Spinal Tap 12.00am A League of Thier Own 3.45am Men Behaving Badly 1.00am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 4.20am Bottom 2.00am Arrow 3.00am Strike Back: Vengeance 4.00am Strike Back: Vengeance 5.00am Emergency Abroad

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7.00am 7.15am 7.30am 7.45am 8.00am 9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 12.00pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 5.45pm 5.55pm 8.00pm

Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Darts Gold Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights Sporting Greats Sporting Greats WWE SmackDown! Live Indian Premier League Sporting Greats Sporting Greats Sporting Greats Darts Gold Sky Scholars Live Challenge Cup Rugby League Spanish Gold

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7.00am MotoGP Rewind 7.15am V8 Supercars 8.45am Last Week, This Week 9.00am Total Italian Football 9.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 10.00am Football Tonight 11.00am Matchday Live with Fletch and Sav 1.00pm Barclays Premier League 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.30pm UEFA Champions League Magazine 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 9.30pm Road to Rio 10.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 10.30pm Australian Football League 12.30am Australian Football League 2.30am NBA 5.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits

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7.00am Last Week, This Week 7.15am Hyundai A-League 9.15am Last Week, This Week 9.30am Hyundai A-League 11.30am Ladbrokes Championship 1.00pm NBA Action 1.30pm Freerider World Tour 2.30pm Asia Talent Cup 3.30pm MotoGP 7.30pm Portuguese Liga Nos 9.30pm Portuguese Liga Nos 11.45pm Last Week, This Week 12.00am UFC: Beyond the Octagon 12.30am UFC - Ultimate Insider 1.00am UFC 3.00am UFC 6.30am Gillette World Sport

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Across Britain, there’s a community of people who’ve turned extreme penny pinching into a way of life. Some have made their passion their career and are celebrities in their own right. For others, it’s a private passion which is saving their families serious money. Now, for the first time, they’ll go head to head to see who can get the best value from one of our most costly spends - the holiday. First up are the professional money savers. Ashleigh Swan is known in the cost-cutting world as Ashleigh Money Saver and claims to have more Facebook followers than The Queen. Keen to steal her crown is Jenny Drew, the Coupon Detective. They’re locking horns over who can bag themselves the cheapest weekend break in British seaside favourite, Great Yarmouth. But it’s not just about having a cheap time - it’s about having a great time, and both women and their partners, Aaron and Neil, will have to eat out and take part in activities while away. With a trip to the greyhound racing planned, will the Coupon Detective’s chances of winning the competition go to the dogs? Meanwhile, the amateur money savers are battling it out in Majorca, where a five night stay in May half term could set you back £2500 for a family of four. The Dingwalls from Glasgow, and the Squire family from Shropshire, are hoping that their very different money saving tactics will slash a significant chunk off that price. Andrea Dingwall always haggles - even at the charity shop. Julie Squire has a far more forensic approach and gets off to a good start by choosing indirect flights and saving herself £500 from the off. But will the Dingwalls’ shameless haggling and squirreling

Monday 16th May BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Countryfile Spring Diaries 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Neighbourhood Blues 12.45pm Oxford Street Revealed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm The Code 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm Panorama 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm Would I Lie to You? 10.00pm Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle 10.30pm I Want My Wife Back 11.00pm BBC News at Ten

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7.15am Bargain Hunt 8.00am Homes Under the Hammer 9.00am The Food Detectives 9.30am Gardeners’ World 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Daily Politics 2.00pm Athletics 3.00pm Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds 3.30pm The TV That Made Me 4.00pm Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 4.45pm Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 6.15pm Antiques Roadshow 7.00pm Eggheads 7.30pm Swimming: European Championships 2016 9.00pm Choose the Right Puppy for You 10.00pm The Great British Sewing Bee 11.00pm Upstart Crow

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8.10am Megatruckers 8.35am Megatruckers 9.00am Red Bull Soapbox Race 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am Motorway Cops 7.20am Totally Bonkers Guinness World 11.00am Traffic Cops Records 12.00pm Storage Hunters 12.30pm Storage Hunters 7.45am Emmerdale Omnibus 2.30pm Storage Hunters 10.30am Coronation Street Omnibus 3.00pm Red Dwarf 1.00pm Take Me Out 3.40pm Red Dwarf 2.10pm Catchphrase 4.20pm Red Dwarf 2.55pm Scooby-Doo 3.55pm FYI Daily 4.00pm Scooby-Doo 4.45pm Hotel Transylvania 7.00am Carry on at Your Convenience 5.50pm FYI Daily 8.00am FYI Daily 5.55pm Hotel Transylvania 8.05am Carry on at Your Convenience 6.35pm Britain’s Got Talent 8.30am Carry on Again, Doctor 8.00pm Britain’s Got More Talent 9.30am FYI Daily 9.00pm After Earth 9.35am Carry on Again, Doctor 10.00pm FYI Daily 10.15am Heartbeat 11.15am Heartbeat 10.05pm After Earth 12.20pm Columbo 11.00pm Family Guy 1.50pm A Touch of Frost 11.30pm Family Guy 3.55pm A Touch of Frost 12.00am Family Guy 6.00pm Midsomer Murders 12.30am Family Guy 8.00pm Doc Martin 12.55am American Dad! 9.00pm By Royal Appointment 1.30am American Dad! 10.00pm Great Estates 11.15pm The American President 1.55am The Cleveland Show 12.15am FYI Daily 2.25am The Cleveland Show 12.20am The American President 1.35am Kindness of Strangers

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Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Gold Rush 9.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00am Edge of Alaska 11.00am Railroad Alaska 12.00pm Yukon Men 1.00pm Airplane Repo 2.00pm Jungle Gold 3.00pm Auction Hunters 3.30pm Auction Hunters 4.00pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 5.00pm Mythbusters 6.00pm World’s Strangest 7.00pm Titanic: The Aftermath 9.00pm Secret Space Escapes 10.00pm Jesus Code 11.00pm Jesus Code 12.00am Deadliest Catch 1.00am Secret Space Escapes 2.00am Jesus Code 3.00am Jesus Code 4.00am Secret Space Escapes 4.50am Jesus Code

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7.00am 7.25am 8.10am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 1.55pm 2.55pm 4.00pm 7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.40am 1.40am 2.30am 3.15am

Hogan’s Heroes Ax Men Ax Men Ax Men The Sweeney The Sweeney Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars The Appaloosa FYI Daily Table Tennis Storage Wars Storage Wars The Classic Car Show Rugby Highlights U.S. Marshals FYI Daily Child’s Play 3 FYI Daily Ax Men Hogan’s Heroes

8.00pm 9.00pm 10.15pm 11.15pm 12.15am 1.15am 2.15am 3.45am 4.45am

Trad Jazz Britannia Rock Around the Clock Rock ‘N’ Roll America Rock ‘N’ Roll America Rock ‘N’ Roll America Natural World Rich Hall’s California Stars Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy City This is BBC Four

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7.00am Football Gold 7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am The Sixties: The Years That 7.15am Football Gold Shaped a Generation 7.30am Football Gold 8.15am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Secret War 8.00am Scottish Cup Highlights 10.00am CIA Declassified 11.00am Wildest Africa 8.30am Premier League 100 Club 12.00pm Wildest Africa 9.00am Premier League 100 Club 1.00pm Wildest Africa 9.30am Scottish Cup Highlights 2.00pm Wildest Africa 10.00am The Sunday Supplement 3.00pm Walrus - Two Tonne Tusker 4.00pm Wildest Africa 11.30am Goals on Sunday 5.00pm Wildest Africa 1.30pm Live Ford Super Sunday 6.00pm Wildest Africa 4.30pm Live Ford Super Sunday 7.00pm Wildest Africa 8.00pm Football League Goals 8.00pm Walrus - Two Tonne Tusker 9.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 9.00pm Boxing 9.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 11.00pm Ford Football Special 10.00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 12.30am La Liga 11.00pm Indian Hill Railways 12.45am La Liga 12.00am Instruments of Death 1.00am Scottish Cup Highlights 1.30am Goals on Sunday

History

9.30am Pawn Stars 10.00am Pawn Stars 10.30am Pawn Stars 11.00am American Pickers 7.15am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 12.00pm Storage Wars 7.50am Kung Fu 12.30pm Storage Wars 8.50am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 1.00pm Storage Wars Ventura 1.30pm Storage Wars 9.45am Dressed to Kill 2.00pm Pawn Stars 2.30pm Pawn Stars 11.15am Terror by Night Pawn Stars 12.30pm The Hound of the Baskervilles 3.00pm 3.30pm Pawn Stars 2.05pm The Helicopter Spies 4.00pm Shipping Wars 4.00pm Guns for San Sebastian 4.30pm Shipping Wars 6.20pm Return of the Gunfighter 5.00pm Storage Wars 8.25pm David Copperfield 5.30pm Storage Wars 11.00pm Rome 6.00pm Pawn Stars 12.05am Mimic 2 6.30pm Pawn Stars 7.00pm American Pickers 8.00pm Storage Wars Miami 8.30pm Storage Wars Miami 9.00pm Pawn Stars 12.00pm The Great St Trinian’s Train 10.00pm Britain’s Biggest Heists Robbery 2.00pm Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 11.00pm Mobsters 12.00am Storage Wars 3.50pm Millions 12.30am Storage Wars 5.45pm Cheaper by the Dozen 1.00am Britain’s Biggest Heists 7.45pm School of Rock 2.00am Mobsters 10.00pm Bridesmaids 3.00am Storage Wars Miami

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7.00am Good Morning Britain 9.30am Lorraine 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30am This Morning 1.30pm Loose Women 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.55pm ITV News London 3.00pm Judge Rinder 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00pm Tipping Point 6.00pm The Chase 7.00pm ITV News London 7.30pm ITV Evening News 8.00pm Emmerdale 8.30pm Coronation Street 9.00pm Wild Australia with Ray Mears 9.30pm Coronation Street 10.00pm Marcella

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7.00am The Hour of Power 8.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 8.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.00am Monkey Life 9.30am Monkey Life 10.00am Supergirl 11.00am The Flash 12.00pm WWE Raw 1.00pm Cricket’s Funniest Moments 2.00pm Football’s Funniest Moments 2.30pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 3.00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 3.30pm Futurama 4.00pm Futurama 4.30pm Futurama 5.00pm Futurama 5.30pm Futurama 6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30pm The Muppets 7.00pm Modern Family 7.30pm The Simpsons 8.00pm Wild Things 9.00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.20am Will and Grace 10.15am The Wright Stuff 7.45am Will and Grace 12.15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 8.35am Loves Raymond 9.00am Everybody Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm Cowboy Builders and Bodge Jobs 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 10.00am Frasier 2.45pm Neighbours 10.30am Frasier 11.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 4.15pm Her Evil Twin 12.30pm Four in a Bed 6.00pm 5 News at 5 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 1.05pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Neighbours 1.35pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Home and Away 2.05pm Four in a Bed 2.40pm Four in a Bed 3.10pm Fifteen to One 4.10pm Countdown 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am My Name is Earl 6.00pm Four in a Bed 10.30am Cedar Cove 6.30pm Shipping Wars 11.30am Castle 7.00pm The Simpsons 12.30pm Castle 7.30pm Hollyoaks 1.25pm Columbo 8.00pm Channel 4 News 3.25pm Columbo: Murder by the Book 9.00pm Eating Well with Hemsley and 5.00pm Columbo 7.00pm NCIS 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm CSI: NY 7.00am Motorway Patrol 11.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.30am Motorway Patrol 12.00am CSI: Miami 8.00am Motorway Patrol 1.00am CSI: NY 8.30am Motorway Patrol 1.55am CSI: NY 9.00am Chopper Squad 9.30am Chopper Squad 10.00am It’s Me or the Dog 10.30am It’s Me or the Dog 9.55am Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 11.00am It’s Me or the Dog 10.25am Come Dine with Me 11.30am It’s Me or the Dog 10.55am Come Dine with Me 12.00pm It’s Me or the Dog 11.25am Come Dine with Me 12.30pm It’s Me or the Dog 12.00pm Come Dine with Me 1.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 12.30pm Come Dine with Me 2.00pm Animal Cops: South Africa 1.05pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35pm Vet on the Hill 3.00pm Monkey Business 2.40pm Selling Houses with 3.30pm Monkey Business Amanda Lamb 4.00pm Monkey Business 3.45pm Four in a Bed 4.30pm Monkey Business 4.15pm Four in a Bed 5.00pm Monkey Business 4.50pm Four in a Bed 5.30pm Monkey Business 5.20pm Four in a Bed 6.00pm Monkey Business 5.50pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Monkey Business 6.20pm Come Dine with Me 7.00pm Monkey Business 6.55pm Come Dine with Me 7.30pm Monkey Business 7.25pm Come Dine with Me 8.00pm Meerkat Manor 8.30pm Meerkat Manor 9.00pm Criminal Minds 10.00pm The Force: Manchester 7.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 8.00am Sporting Greats 8.30am Sporting Greats 9.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 7.00am Cricket Classics 10.00am Sporting Greats 10.30am Sporting Greats 8.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 8.30am ICC Cricket 12.00pm Live Indian Premier League 9.00am Sporting Triumphs 3.55pm Live Championship Rugby Union 9.15am Sporting Triumphs 6.00pm Football 9.30am Sporting Triumphs 8.15pm Football 9.45am Sporting Triumphs 10.45pm La Liga 10.00am Fight Night 11.00pm Indian Premier League Highlights 12.00pm Football 12.00am Indian Premier League Highlights 3.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 1.00am Eredivisie 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 3.00am Indian Premier League Highlights 8.30pm Scottish Cup Highlights 9.00pm Super Rugby Try Time 9.30pm Football Gold 9.40pm Football Gold 7.00am Hyundai A-League 9.55pm Football UEFA Champions League 12.05am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 9.00am Magazine 1.05am Football Gold 9.30am FIM Superenduro World 1.15am Football Championship 3.25am Cricket Classics 10.00am Barclays Premier League 3.30am La Liga 11.30am Football Tonight 3.45am La Liga 12.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 4.00am Eredivisie 12.30pm UEFA Champions League Magazine 1.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.30pm World Match Racing Tour 8.00am Cheers Highlights 8.25am Cheers 7.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 8.50am Cheers 9.00pm NBA 9.25am Cheers 11.30pm Football Tonight 10.00am Abbott and Costello in the 12.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits Foreign Legion 12.30am Ladbrokes Premiership 11.30am Crooks Anonymous 1.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.20pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 2.00pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 2.35pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 3.10pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! 7.00am Sport in Focus 3.55pm Only Fools and Horses 7.15am The Clare Balding Show 4.35pm Only Fools and Horses 8.15am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 5.15pm Only Fools and Horses 8.45am FIH Hockey World 5.55pm Only Fools and Horses 9.15am World Match Racing Tour 6.35pm Only Fools and Horses Highlights 7.20pm Only Fools and Horses 9.45am Test Match Bowls 8.00pm Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man 10.45am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 9.00pm The Interviews 12.45pm Ladbrokes Premiership 10.00pm The Guru 3.45pm MotoGP 12.00am Rubber 5.15pm MotoGP 1.40am The Thick of It 6.45pm MotoGP 2.20am The League of Gentlemen 8.00pm Motogp Chequered Flag 9.00pm French Ligue 1 3.00am The League of Gentlemen 11.00pm Vanarama National League High3.50am The Thick of It

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BT Sport 2

Tuesday 17th May BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Countryfile Spring Diaries 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Neighbourhood Blues 12.45pm Oxford Street Revealed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm The Code 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.25pm EastEnders 9.00pm Holby City 10.00pm In the Club 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Leicester’s Impossible Dream Gary Lineker’s Story of the 2015/16 Premier League Season 12.30am Gareth’s Invictus Choir 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News

Itv2

Discovery

8.00am 8.20am 9.10am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm

Dave

Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers American Pickers Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers Sin City Motors

Itv3

7.00am Movies Now 7.10am Doctor in the House 7.35am Heartbeat 8.35am Where the Heart is 9.40am The Royal 10.40am Judge Judy 11.05am Judge Judy 11.30am Judge Judy 11.55am The Darling Buds of May 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 2.05pm Heartbeat 3.05pm The Royal 4.10pm Where the Heart is 5.15pm Doctor in the House 5.50pm On the Buses 6.20pm On the Buses 6.55pm Heartbeat 7.55pm Murder, She Wrote 8.55pm Rosemary and Thyme

Yesterday

7.00am How It’s Made 7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 7.30am How It’s Made 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 8.00am Mythbusters 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Diamond Decades 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Secret Space Escapes 2.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 2.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 3.00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 4.00pm Indian Hill Railways 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edi-5.00pm Time Team tion 6.00pm Blitz Street 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edi-7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory tion 8.00pm Coast 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm The Real King’s Speech 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 10.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 9.00pm Overhaulin’ 2013 11.00pm Porridge: Inside Out 10.00pm Misfit Garage 12.00am Porridge 11.00pm Junkyard Empire 12.40am Time Team 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Misfit Garage 2.00am Junkyard Empire 9.30am Storage Wars 10.00am Storage Wars 10.30am Storage Wars 11.00am Ice Road Truckers 7.00am Kung Fu 12.00pm Ice Road Truckers 8.00am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 1.00pm Counting Cars Ventura 1.30pm Counting Cars 9.05am David Copperfield 2.00pm Counting Cars 11.40am Guns for San Sebastian 2.30pm Counting Cars 3.00pm American Pickers 1.50pm Gunsmoke American Restoration 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 4.00pm 5.00pm Storage Wars Ventura 5.30pm Storage Wars 4.00pm The Cowboy and the Lady 6.00pm Storage Wars 5.50pm The Crimson Pirate Storage Wars 7.55pm The Private Lives of Elizabeth and 6.30pm 7.00pm Storage Wars Essex 7.30pm Storage Wars 10.00pm A Nightmare on Elm Street 8.00pm Storage Wars 8.30pm Storage Wars 9.00pm Storage Wars 9.30pm Storage Wars 10.00pm Storage Wars 12.00pm The Parent Trap 10.30pm Storage Wars 2.50pm Ramona and Beezus 11.00pm Storage Wars 4.55pm Krull 11.30pm Storage Wars 7.25pm Iron Man 12.00am Storage Wars 10.00pm Iron Man 2 12.30am Storage Wars 12.25am Killer Joe 1.00am Storage Wars 2.30am Wild at Heart 1.30am Storage Wars

TCM

Film4

History

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 7.45am Will and Grace GPs: Behind Closed Doors 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm Cowboy Builders 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm Rosamunde Pilcher’s Summer 11.00am Frasier 6.00pm 5 News at 5 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.30pm Neighbours 12.30pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Home and Away 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 1.05pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm Ben Fogle: The Great African 1.35pm Four in a Bed Migration 2.05pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm The Yorkshire Vet 2.40pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm Penguin A and E with 3.10pm Fifteen to One Lorraine Kelly 4.10pm Countdown 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Shipping Wars 7.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.00am Movies Now 10.00am Cedar Cove 7.30pm Hollyoaks 7.10am Hogan’s Heroes 11.00am Person of Interest 8.00pm Channel 4 News 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 12.00pm Person of Interest 9.00pm Obsessive Compulsive 8.00am The Chase 1.00pm CSI: NY Country House Cleaners 2.00pm NCIS 8.50am The Professionals 10.00pm How to Get a Council House 3.00pm Access 9.50am The Sweeney 3.10pm Fatal Acquittal 11.00pm Locked Up 10.50am Ax Men 5.00pm NCIS 11.50am The Chase 6.00pm CSI: NY 12.50pm The Professionals 7.00pm CSI: Miami 1.55pm Storage Wars 8.00pm NCIS 2.25pm Pawn Stars 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 2.55pm The Car Chasers 7.30am Sunrise 10.00pm NCIS 3.25pm The Car Chasers 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm NCIS 3.55pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 12.00am NCIS 4.30pm Hogan’s Heroes 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 5.00pm The Sweeney 10.00am Cold Case 6.00pm The Professionals 11.00am Sanctuary 7.00pm Storage Wars Texas 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s Super Food 7.30pm Storage Wars Texas 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 8.00pm Pawn Stars 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Time Team 8.30pm Pawn Stars 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.45pm Time Team 9.00pm Motogp Highlights 3.00pm Highway Patrol 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 10.00pm Coogan’s Bluff 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 2.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Cold Case 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 7.00pm Without a Trace 8.00pm World News Today 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 8.30pm The Flying Archaeologist 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 9.00pm Sanctuary 9.00pm Antiques Uncovered 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm A History of Ancient Britain 8.55pm Grand Designs 11.00pm She-Wolves: England’s Early 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00pm Vet on the Hill 12.00am Without a Trace Queens 11.00pm 24 Hours in A and E 1.00am Supernatural 12.00am Imagine... 12.05am 24 Hours in A and E Most Daring 1.10am Undercover Boss USA 1.10am Ancient Greece: The Greatest 2.00am 3.00am Sexcetera Show on Earth Cold Case 2.10am The Body Beautiful: Ancient 4.00am 5.00am Most Haunted Greeks, Good Looks and Glamour 6.00am Highway Cops 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket Classic 8.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 7.00am Football Gold 9.00am Sporting Heroes 8.00am Goals on Sunday 7.15am Football Gold 10.00am Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 9.00am Sporting Greats 7.30am Football Gold 11.00am Sporting Heroes 9.30am Sporting Greats 7.45am Football Gold 12.00pm Racing News 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am WWE Raw 12.30pm Super Rugby Try Time 10.30am Cricket’s Greatest 9.00am The Sunday Supplement 1.00pm La Liga 11.00am Super Rugby Try Time 10.30am Scottish Cup Highlights 1.15pm La Liga 11.30am Sporting Rivalries 11.00am Ford Football Special 1.30pm Darts Gold 12.30pm Tennis: Monte Carlo Highlights 12.00pm Boxing Gold 1.45pm Darts Gold 12.30pm Fight Night 1.30pm Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona 2.00pm Football League Goals 2.30pm Super Rugby Try Time 7.30pm Sporting Triumphs 3.00pm Goals on Sunday 3.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.45pm Sporting Triumphs 3.30pm Sporting Greats 8.00pm Live Ford Monday Night Football 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 12.00am Viral Videos of the Month 8.30pm Live Netball Superleague 12.15am Football Gold MotoGP Rewind 12.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 10.30pm Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights 7.45am 8.00am Football Tonight 11.00pm Super League Fulltime 1.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 8.30am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 11.30pm La Liga 2.00am Football League Goals 9.00am Hyundai A-League 11.45pm La Liga 3.00am MNF Highlights 11.00am Barclays Premier League 12.00am Netball Superleague 5.30am Football Gold 12.30pm Football Tonight 2.00am Super League Fulltime 5.45am Spanish Gold 1.00pm Ladbrokes Premiership 2.30am Cricket Classic 3.45pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 2.45am Cricket Classic 7.00pm NBA 9.00pm NBA 9.30pm NBA 12.00am NCAA Tournament 2.00am NCAA Tournament 8.35am Sorry! 4.30am Vanarama National League High9.10am As Time Goes By lights 9.50am The Brittas Empire 5.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.30am Last of the Summer Wine 6.30am Turkish Airlines Euroleague 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 11.10am Last of the Summer Wine Basketball Magazine 8.00am Monkey Life 11.50am Last of the Summer Wine 8.30am Monkey Life 12.30pm Outnumbered 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.10pm The Green Green Grass 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.55pm Sorry! 10.00am Modern Family 2.35pm Only Fools and Horses 10.30am Modern Family 3.40pm As Time Goes By 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.00am MotoGP 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 8.00am MotoGP 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.00pm Forever 9.00am MotoGP 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00am Motogp Chequered Flag 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 11.00am WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 7.00pm Outnumbered 4.00pm Modern Family 1.00pm Barclays Premier League Review 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 4.30pm Modern Family 2.00pm NBA 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.00pm Futurama 4.00pm Turkish Airlines Euroleague 5.30pm Futurama 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses Basketball Magazine 6.00pm The Simpsons 10.10pm Only Fools and Horses 4.30pm MotoGP 6.30pm Futurama 11.20pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 5.30pm Motogp Chequered Flag 7.00pm Futurama 12.00am The Royle Family 6.30pm Formula e - Sound of the Future 7.30pm The Simpsons 12.40am Gimme Gimme Gimme 7.00pm Paulistao 8.00pm The Simpsons 8.30pm Turkish Airlines Euroleague 1.20am Gimme Gimme Gimme 8.30pm The Simpsons Basketball Magazine 2.00am Cheers 9.00pm The Muppets

7.00am Good Morning Britain 9.30am Lorraine 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30am This Morning 1.30pm Loose Women 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.55pm ITV News London 3.00pm Judge Rinder 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00pm Tipping Point 6.00pm The Chase 7.00pm ITV News London 7.30pm ITV Evening News 8.00pm Emmerdale 8.30pm River Monsters 9.00pm Fierce 10.00pm Marcella 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather

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Sky Sports 1

Sky Sports 2

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Sky1

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BT Sport 2

Choice

7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Coronation Street 10.30am Psych 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.15pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Coronation Street 2.15pm Coronation Street 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Family Guy 10.30pm Family Guy 11.00pm Plebs 11.30pm Family Guy 12.00am American Dad! 12.30am American Dad! 12.55am The Cleveland Show

BBC2

7.00am Flog it! Trade Secrets 7.30am Countryfile Spring Diaries 8.15am Bargain Hunt 9.00am The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain 9.30am Great British Railway Journeys 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Daily Politics 2.00pm The Super League Show 2.45pm A Taste of Britain 3.30pm The TV That Made Me 4.00pm Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 4.45pm Tropic of Capricorn 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 6.15pm Antiques Roadshow 7.00pm Eggheads 7.30pm Swimming: European Championships 2016 9.00pm Bake Off Crème de la Crème 10.00pm Old School with the Hairy Bikers -11.00pm Later Live... with Jools Holland 11.30pm Newsnight 12.15am Louis Theroux 1.15am MasterChef

Wednesday 18th May BBC1

BBC2

7.00am Breakfast 7.00am Flog it! Trade Secrets 10.15am Countryfile Spring Diaries 7.30am Countryfile Spring Diaries 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 8.15am Bargain Hunt 11.30am State Opening of 9.00am The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Parliament 2016 Built Britain 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 9.30am Great British Menu 2.00pm BBC News at One 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.30am Homes Under the Hammer 2.45pm Doctors 12.00pm Wanted Down Under 3.15pm The Code 12.45pm Oxford Street Revealed 4.00pm Escape to the Country 1.15pm Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds 4.45pm Money for Nothing 2.00pm Pressure Pad 5.30pm Flog It! 2.45pm A Taste of Britain 6.15pm Pointless 3.30pm The TV That Made Me 7.00pm BBC News at Six 4.00pm Holiday of My Lifetime with 7.30pm Regional News and Weather Len Goodman 8.00pm The One Show 4.45pm Tropic of Capricorn 9.00pm Lose Weight for Love 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 10.00pm Nature’s Epic Journeys 6.15pm Antiques Roadshow 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 7.00pm Eggheads 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 7.30pm Swimming: European 11.45pm Jimmy Hill: A Man for All Seasons Championships 2016 12.45am F.A. Cup 9.00pm Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: 1.15am I Want My Wife Back Empire Without Limit 1.45am Weather for the Week Ahead 10.00pm Deepcut: Behind the Barbed 1.50am BBC News Wire

Itv2

Choice

7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Coronation Street 10.30am Psych 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.15pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Coronation Street 2.15pm Coronation Street 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 7.50pm The Hot Desk 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Hot Fuzz 11.05pm FYI Daily 11.10pm Hot Fuzz 12.25am Family Guy 12.55am Family Guy 1.25am American Dad!

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Misfit Garage 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Alaskan Bush People 9.00pm Gold Divers 10.00pm Deadliest Catch 11.00pm Gold Divers 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Deadliest Catch 2.00am Gold Divers 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am Deadliest Catch 4.50am Gold Divers 5.40am How It’s Made

7.50am 8.50am 10.00am 12.05pm

TCM

Kung Fu Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura The Crimson Pirate The Cowboy and the Lady 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00pm Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 6.15pm Tarzan’s Secret Treasure 7.50pm Gaslight 10.00pm Ryan’s Daughter 1.50am Exit Wounds

Film4

12.00pm It Came From Beneath the Sea 1.35pm Man in the Saddle 3.20pm The Black Dakotas 4.40pm Siege of the Saxons 6.25pm Buchanan Rides Alone 8.00pm Terminal Velocity 10.00pm Speed

8.00am 8.25am 9.10am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm

Dave

Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers American Pickers Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers Sin City Motors

Itv3

7.00am Movies Now 7.10am Doctor in the House 7.35am Heartbeat 8.35am Where the Heart is 9.40am The Royal 10.40am Judge Judy 11.05am Judge Judy 11.35am Judge Judy 12.00pm The Darling Buds of May 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 2.10pm Heartbeat 3.10pm The Royal 4.15pm Where the Heart is 5.20pm Doctor in the House 5.55pm On the Buses 6.25pm On the Buses 6.55pm Heartbeat 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Midsomer Murders

Yesterday

7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Blitz Street 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 3.00pm The Real King’s Speech 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Annihilation 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 10.00pm Impossible Engineering 11.00pm Porridge 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Porridge 1.00am Time Team

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 11.00pm 12.15am 12.45am 1.15am 1.45am

History

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Ice Road Truckers Counting Cars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Storage Wars Miami Storage Wars Miami Black Sails Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Miami Storage Wars Miami

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.45am Will and Grace 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 8.10am Will and Grace GPs: Behind Closed Doors 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm The Gadget Show 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 10.00am Frasier 2.45pm Neighbours 10.30am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00am Frasier 4.15pm Forbidden Secrets 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.00pm 5 News at 5 12.30pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Neighbours 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.00pm Home and Away 1.05pm Four in a Bed 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 1.35pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm Britain’s Horror Homes 2.05pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 2.40pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 3.10pm Fifteen to One 11.00pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum 4.10pm Countdown Landlords 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Shipping Wars 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.00am Teleshopping 7.30pm Hollyoaks 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am Cedar Cove 8.00pm Channel 4 News 11.00am Person of Interest 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 9.00pm The Supervet 12.00pm Person of Interest 8.05am The Chase 10.00pm One Born Every Minute 1.00pm CSI: NY 9.05am The Professionals 11.00pm Never Seen a Doctor 2.00pm NCIS 12.00am Gogglebox 3.00pm Access 10.05am The Sweeney 3.10pm Adopting Terror 1.05am Blink 11.10am Ax Men 5.00pm NCIS 12.10pm The Chase 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 1.15pm Pawn Stars 8.00pm NCIS 1.45pm Snooker 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.30am Sunrise 6.15pm Storage Wars 10.00pm Law and Order: Special 8.00am Most Haunted Victims Unit 6.40pm Motogp Highlights 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 11.00pm Law and Order: Special Victims 7.45pm Snooker 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 12.15am Tin Cup 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Sanctuary 1.15am FYI Daily 12.00pm Stargate Universe 2.55am The Sweeney 9.55am Jamie’s Super Food 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 3.55am ITV4 Nightscreen 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Time Team 4.00am Teleshopping 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.45pm Time Team 3.00pm Highway Patrol 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 2.25pm Come Dine with Me Line 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 8.00pm World News Today 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm National Treasures of Wales 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm Time Shift 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 10.00pm Britain’s Treasure Islands 8.55pm Grand Designs 11.00pm Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm Homes by the Med 10.00pm A Haunting City 11.00pm The Hoarder Next Door 12.00am Scotland’s Vital Spark: The Clyde 11.00pm South of Hell 12.05am Undercover Boss USA 12.00am Without a Trace 1.05am The Perfect Penis Puffer 1.00am Supernatural 1.00am A History of Ancient Britain Most Daring 2.00am Paul Merton’s Birth of Hollywood 2.00am 3.00am Sexcetera 3.00am Britain’s Most Fragile Treasure 4.00am A Haunting 4.00am Britain’s Treasure Islands 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Super League Fulltime 8.00am Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 7.00am Football Gold 9.00am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 10.00am Netball Superleague 8.00am Indian Premier League 7.30am Football Gold 12.00pm Racing News 12.30pm Netball Superleague 7.45am Football Gold 12.30pm Super League Fulltime 2.30pm Super League Fulltime 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 1.00pm Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights 3.00pm CWC Classics 9.00am Scottish Cup Highlights 1.30pm Darts Gold 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 9.30am Football Gold 1.45pm Darts Gold 8.30pm Super Rugby Gold 9.45am Football Gold 2.00pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights 8.35pm Football 10.00am MNF Highlights 2.30pm Super League Fulltime 10.45pm Boxing 12.30pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 3.00pm Top 14 Rugby Union Highlights 12.45am Super League Fulltime 1.30pm Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona 3.30pm MNF Highlights 1.15am Cricket’s Greatest 7.30pm Sporting Triumphs 1.45am Sporting Triumphs 7.45pm Sporting Triumphs 2.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00pm Live Ford Football Special 2.30am Cricket’s Greatest 11.15pm David Beckham Special 7.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 3.00am Cricket’s Greatest 12.15am My Greatest Game:Sky 7.30am Hyundai A-League Highlights 3.30am Cricket’s Greatest Sports 25 Yrs 4.00am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 8.00am Game of the Week 12.30am La Liga World 2015 4.30am Adam Gilchrist Masterclass 8.30am European Football Show 1.00am Ford Football Special 5.00am Cricket’s Greatest 2.00am Football’s Greatest Team Highlights 5.30am Cricket’s Greatest 2.30am Premier League 100 Club 10.30am Barclays Premier League Review 6.00am Cricket Classic 3.00am Ford Football Special 11.30am Football Tonight 6.30am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 4.00am Football Gold 12.00pm MotoGP 4.15am Football Gold 1.00pm MotoGP 4.30am Football Gold 2.00pm MotoGP 4.45am Spanish Gold 3.00pm Motogp Chequered Flag 8.35am Sorry! 4.00pm Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 9.10am As Time Goes By 4.30pm Barclays Premier League Review 9.50am The Brittas Empire 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.30am Last of the Summer Wine 5.30pm World Match Racing Tour 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 11.10am Last of the Summer Wine Highlights 8.00am Monkey Life 11.50am Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm French Ligue 1 Review 8.30am Monkey Life 12.30pm The Best of Tommy Cooper 7.00pm Bundesliga 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.00pm Outnumbered 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.55pm Open All Hours 10.00am Modern Family 2.35pm Only Fools and Horses 10.30am Modern Family 3.40pm As Time Goes By 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 7.00am FIM Superenduro World Champi4.20pm The Brittas Empire 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 onship 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.00pm Forever 7.30am Global Goals 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 8.00am Ladbrokes Spfl Highlights 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 8.30am UEFA Champions League 7.00pm Outnumbered 4.00pm Modern Family Magazine 8.00pm The Interviews 4.30pm Jungle Book 3D: Special 9.00am Football Tonight 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 5.00pm Futurama 9.30am Rugby Tonight 5.30pm Futurama 10.15pm Fawlty Towers 11.00am Toyota AFL Highlights Show 6.00pm The Simpsons 11.00pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 12.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 6.30pm Futurama 11.40pm Not Going Out 1.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 7.00pm Futurama 12.20am Not Going Out 1.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 7.30pm The Simpsons 1.00am Cheers 2.00pm Classic Barclays Premier League 8.00pm The Simpsons 2.30pm Classic Barclays Premier League 1.30am Shooting Stars 8.30pm The Simpsons 3.00pm NBA 2.10am Not Going Out 9.00pm The Flash

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7.00am Flog it! Trade Secrets 7.00am Good Morning Britain 7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 7.30am Countryfile Spring Diaries 9.30am Lorraine 7.45am Will and Grace GPs: Behind Closed Doors 8.15am Escape to the Country 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 9.00am The Great Interior Design Chal- 11.30am This Morning 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm Cowboy Builders and Bodge Jobs lenge 1.30pm Loose Women 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 2.55pm ITV News London 10.00am Frasier 3.15pm NCIS 1.00pm The Daily Politics 3.00pm Judge Rinder 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm False Pretences 2.00pm Pressure Pad 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 11.00am Frasier 6.00pm 5 News at 5 2.45pm A Taste of Britain 5.00pm Tipping Point 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.30pm Neighbours 3.30pm The TV That Made Me 6.00pm The Chase 12.30pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Home and Away 4.00pm Holiday of My Lifetime with 7.00pm ITV News London 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.30pm 5 News Tonight Len Goodman 7.30pm ITV Evening News 1.05pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm Cricket on 5: England v Sri Lanka 4.45pm Tropic of Capricorn 8.00pm Emmerdale 1.35pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm On Benefits: Life on the Dole 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 8.30pm Tonight 2.05pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm Violent Child, Desperate Parents 6.15pm Antiques Roadshow 9.00pm Emmerdale 2.40pm Four in a Bed 11.00pm The Boy Who Sees Upside Down 7.00pm Eggheads 9.30pm Coronation Street 3.10pm Fifteen to One 12.00am Up Late with Rylan 7.30pm Swimming: European 10.00pm Living with Quads 4.10pm Countdown Championships 2016 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 9.00pm Natural World 6.00pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm Peaky Blinders 6.30pm Shipping Wars 7.00am Teleshopping 11.00pm Mock the Week 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.00am Movies Now 10.00am Cedar Cove 11.30pm Newsnight 7.30pm Hollyoaks 11.00am Person of Interest 7.10am Hogan’s Heroes 12.15am The Women’s Football Show 8.00pm Channel 4 News 12.00pm Person of Interest 7.40am Hogan’s Heroes 12.45am Mary Beard’s Ultimate 9.00pm Kirstie and Phil’s Love it or List it 1.00pm CSI: NY 8.10am The Chase Rome: Empire Without Limit 10.00pm 24 Hours in Police Custody 2.00pm NCIS 11.00pm Grayson Perry: All Man 3.00pm Access 9.10am The Professionals 3.05pm Burden of Evil 12.00am How to Get a Council House 10.10am The Sweeney 5.00pm NCIS 11.10am Ax Men 6.00pm CSI: NY 8.00am Storage Hunters 7.00pm CSI: Miami 12.10pm The Chase 8.20am Top Gear 8.00pm NCIS 1.15pm Pawn Stars 9.10am Top Gear 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am American Pickers 7.30am Sunrise 1.45pm Snooker 10.00pm Chicago Fire 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am American Pickers 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 6.15pm Storage Wars 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Storage Hunters UK 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 12.30pm Storage Hunters 6.40pm The Professionals 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 1.00pm Top Gear 9.30am The Cube 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am Cold Case 2.00pm Top Gear 10.30am Psych 11.00am Sanctuary 12.15am Unleashed 3.00pm American Pickers 11.20am Royal Pains 4.00pm Sin City Motors 12.00pm Stargate Universe 1.15am FYI Daily 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 2.20am The Sweeney 1.15pm Emmerdale 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Time Team 1.45pm The Cube 3.20am Hogan’s Heroes 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.45pm Time Team 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.00pm Highway Patrol 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 7.00am Movies Now 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 2.20pm Come Dine with Me 7.10am Doctor in the House 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show Front Line 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 7.35am Heartbeat 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 8.35am Where the Heart is 6.50pm Take Me Out 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 9.40am The Royal 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 10.40am Judge Judy 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 8.00pm World News Today 8.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 11.05am Judge Judy 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm National Treasures of Wales 11.30am Judge Judy 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 7.00pm Without a Trace 9.00pm Britain’s Treasure Islands 12.00pm The Darling Buds of May 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 10.00pm Miss Potter 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 8.55pm Grand Designs 10.00pm The Almost Impossible 9.00pm Sanctuary 2.05pm Heartbeat 11.30pm Roy Orbison: One of the Lonely 10.00pm Location, Location, Location Gameshow 10.00pm Bones 3.10pm The Royal Ones 11.00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.00pm Plebs 4.10pm Where the Heart is 11.00pm Criminal Minds 12.30am Time Shift 12.10am 24 Hours in A and E 11.30pm Family Guy 5.15pm Doctor at Large 12.00am Without a Trace 1.10am Undercover Boss USA 1.30am Ian Hislop’s Scouting for Boys 12.00am Family Guy 5.50pm On the Buses 1.00am Supernatural 2.30am Bunkers, Brutalism and 6.20pm On the Buses 12.30am American Dad! Most Daring Bloodymindedness: Concrete 2.00am 6.55pm Heartbeat 1.00am American Dad! 3.00am Sexcetera Poetry with Jonathan Meades 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 4.00am A Haunting 9.00pm Rosemary and Thyme 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 8.00am The Premier League Years 10.00am Sky Sports Years 7.00am Cricket Classic 11.00am Sky Sports Years 7.00am Football Gold 7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 12.00pm Sky Sports Years 8.00am Indian Premier League 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am How It’s Made 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 1.00pm Sky Sports Years 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Football Gold 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 2.00pm Sky Sports Years 1.00pm Sky Sports Miscellaneous 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Time Team 3.00pm Sky Sports Years 2.00pm Ford Football Special 8.00am WWE Experience 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Annihilation 4.00pm Fantasy Football Club Highlights My Greatest Game: 9.00am Fantasy Football Club Highlights 3.00pm 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 4.30pm La Liga World 2015 Sky Sports 25 Yrs 9.30am Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Time Team 5.00pm Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 3.10pm My Greatest Game: 10.30am Ford Football Special 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Impossible Engineering 6.00pm My Greatest Game:Sky Sports 25 Sky Sports 25 Yrs 11.30am Ford Monday Night Football Spe- 2.00pm Gold Divers 3.00pm Ancient Black Ops Yrs 3.30pm Cricket’s Greatest cial 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Coast 6.10pm My Greatest Game:Sky Sports 25 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 12.30pm David Beckham Special 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Time Team Yrs 8.30pm Football 1.30pm Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm WWII Price of Empire 11.00pm Indian Premier League 7.30pm Ford Monday Night Football Spe6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 3.30am Cricket Classic cial Edition 8.00pm Coast 3.45am Cricket Classic 8.30pm Live Ford Football Special 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 9.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 7.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future 4.00am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 11.30pm Ford Football Special Edition 10.00pm Mummies Alive 7.30am MotoGP 4.30am Cricket Classic 1.30am David Beckham Special 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud Clip Shows 11.00pm Porridge Cricket’s Greatest 8.30am Motogp Chequered Flag 2.30am Ford Monday Night Football Spe- 5.00am 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud Clip Shows 11.40pm Yes, Minister 5.30am Cricket’s Greatest 9.30am Game of the Week cial 9.00pm Outrageous Acts of Science 12.20am Porridge 6.00am Cricket Classic 3.30am Ford Football Special 10.00pm Street Outlaws: New Orleans 1.00am Time Team 10.00am Rugby Tonight 6.30am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 5.30am David Beckham Special 11.00pm Moonshiners 2.00am WWII Price of Empire 11.30am The Clare Balding Show 12.00am Naked and Afraid 12.30pm Paulistao 1.00am Street Outlaws: New Orleans 2.00pm WTA Tennis: Indian Wells 2.00am Moonshiners 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 9.30am Pawn Stars 4.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 10.00am Shipping Wars 4.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 10.30am Shipping Wars 8.00am Keeping Up Appearances 5.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 11.00am Ice Road Truckers 8.35am Sorry! 8.05am Kung Fu 12.00pm Counting Cars 6.00am Global Goals 9.10am As Time Goes By 9.00am Conspiracy Theory with 12.30pm Counting Cars 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 9.50am The Brittas Empire 6.30am Game of the Week Jesse Ventura 1.00pm Storage Wars 7.30am The Dog Whisperer 10.30am Last of the Summer Wine 10.00am Tarzan’s Secret Treasure 1.30pm Storage Wars 8.00am Monkey Life 11.10am Last of the Summer Wine 11.40am Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 2.00pm Pawn Stars 8.30am Monkey Life 12.30pm Outnumbered 2.30pm Pawn Stars 1.50pm Gunsmoke 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.10pm The Green Green Grass 3.00pm Pawn Stars 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.50pm Open All Hours 3.30pm Pawn Stars 10.00am Modern Family Jesse Ventura 2.30pm Only Fools and Horses 4.00pm American Pickers 10.30am Nothing to Declare 4.00pm Tarzan and the Amazons 3.40pm As Time Goes By 5.00pm Storage Wars 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 5.35pm Gone with the Wind 7.00am Bundesliga 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 5.30pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 10.00pm Exit Wounds 8.00am Vanarama National League 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm Forever 12.00am Ransom Highlights 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.30pm Pawn Stars 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.20am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 7.00pm 8.30am Global Goals 7.00pm Outnumbered American Pickers 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am Test Match Bowls 8.00pm Storage Wars The Green Green Grass 4.00pm Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 7.40pm 10.00am Hyundai A-League Highlights 8.30pm Storage Wars 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.00pm Futurama 10.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 9.00pm Pawn Stars 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 5.30pm Futurama 11.00am ESPN Classic Boxing Pawn Stars 12.00pm Raiders From Beneath the Sea 9.30pm 6.00pm The Simpsons 11.00pm Kenny Everett: The Interviews 12.00pm ESPN Classic Boxing 10.00pm Ax Men 6.30pm Futurama 1.30pm 40 Guns to Apache Pass 12.00am Kenneth Williams: Comic Roots 12.30pm Paulistao 11.00pm Billion Dollar Wreck 7.00pm Futurama 3.20pm A Ticket to Tomahawk 12.40am Holy Flying Circus 2.00pm NBA 12.00am Storage Wars 7.30pm The Simpsons 5.15pm The Night of the Grizzly 2.40am Shooting Stars 4.00pm NBA 12.30am Storage Wars 8.00pm The Simpsons 7.20pm Robin Hood 3.20am Kenny Everett: The Interviews 4.30pm Hyundai A-League Highlights 1.00am Ax Men 8.30pm The Simpsons 10.00pm Unstoppable Barclays Premier League 4.10am Legends of Stand-Up Christmas 5.00pm 2.00am Billion Dollar Wreck 9.00pm Arrow 6.30pm Last Week, This Week 11.55pm Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunt- 3.00am Special Storage Wars 10.00pm Limitless 7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Countryfile Spring Diaries 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Neighbourhood Blues 12.45pm Oxford Street Revealed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm The Code 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm EastEnders 9.00pm Paxman in Brussels: Who Really Rules Us? 10.00pm The Truth About Dementia 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 11.45pm Question Time 12.45am This Week 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News

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7.00am Breakfast 10.15am Countryfile Spring Diaries 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 12.00pm Neighbourhood Blues 12.45pm Oxford Street Revealed 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.38pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 3.15pm The Code 4.00pm Escape to the Country 4.45pm Money for Nothing 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 7.00pm BBC News at Six 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 8.30pm The Best Bottoms in the Land - A Shakespearean Dream 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm A Question of Sport 10.00pm Have I Got News for You 10.30pm Love, Nina 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.25pm Regional News and Weather 11.35pm The Graham Norton Show 12.20am Witless

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7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.20am Dinner Date 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9.00am Emmerdale 9.30am Coronation Street 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10.30am Psych 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.15pm Emmerdale 1.45pm Coronation Street 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.50pm Take Me Out 8.00pm You’ve Been Framed! 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 9.35pm Two and a Half Men 10.00pm Scorpion 11.00pm Celebrity Juice 11.50pm @Elevenish 12.20am Family Guy 12.50am Family Guy 1.20am American Dad! 1.45am American Dad!

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7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Street Outlaws: New Orleans 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Gold Divers 10.00pm Alaskan Bush People 11.00pm Killing Fields 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Alaskan Bush People 2.00am Killing Fields

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7.00am Flog it! Trade Secrets 7.30am Countryfile Spring Diaries 8.15am Escape to the Country 9.00am Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Daily Politics 2.00pm Pressure Pad 2.45pm A Taste of Britain 3.30pm The TV That Made Me 4.00pm Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 4.45pm Tropic of Capricorn 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 6.15pm Antiques Roadshow 7.00pm Athletics 8.30pm The Food Detectives 9.00pm The Extraordinary Collector 9.30pm Gardeners’ World 10.00pm Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 11.00pm Mum 11.30pm Newsnight 12.05am No Such Thing as the News 12.35am Artsnight 1.05am Later... with Jools Holland

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7.00am Doctor at Large 7.25am Heartbeat 8.30am Where the Heart is 9.30am The Royal 10.35am Judge Judy 11.00am Judge Judy 11.30am Judge Judy 11.55am The Darling Buds of May 1.00pm Murder, She Wrote 2.00pm Heartbeat 3.05pm The Royal 4.10pm Where the Heart is 5.15pm Doctor at Large 5.50pm On the Buses 6.20pm On the Buses 6.55pm Heartbeat 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Lewis 11.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple

Yesterday

7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am WWII Price of Empire 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Who Do You Think You Are? 3.00pm Mummies Alive 4.00pm Coast 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Annihilation 7.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm The Birth of Empire: The East India Company 10.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 11.00pm Porridge 11.40pm Yes, Minister 12.20am Porridge

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 7.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am 7.30am Kung Fu 12.00pm 8.30am Conspiracy Theory with 12.30pm Jesse Ventura 1.00pm 9.30am Gone with the Wind 1.30pm 2.00pm 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.30pm 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with 3.00pm Jesse Ventura 3.30pm 4.00pm One of Our Spies is Missing 4.00pm 5.45pm Bomba and the Safari Drums 5.00pm 7.10pm Guys and Dolls 5.30pm 10.00pm Ransom 6.00pm 12.25am Passenger 57 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 12.00pm Conspiracy of Hearts 9.30pm 2.15pm Crash Dive 10.00pm 4.25pm Sahara 11.00pm 6.25pm 20 Million Miles to Earth 12.00am 8.05pm Cheaper by the Dozen 12.30am 10.00pm Fast and Furious 6 1.00am 12.30am Mama 2.00am

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Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers American Pickers Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers Sin City Motors

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Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Ice Road Truckers Counting Cars Counting Cars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Restoration Forged in Fire Storage Wars Storage Wars American Restoration Forged in Fire

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Channel 4

Channel 5

7.00am Countdown 10.15am Wright Stuff 12.15pm The 7.45am Will and Grace GPs: Behind Closed Doors 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm Cowboy Builders and Bodge Jobs 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 10.00am Frasier 3.20pm NCIS 10.30am Frasier 4.15pm Jesse Stone: Thin Ice 11.00am Frasier 6.00pm 5 News at 5 11.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 6.30pm Neighbours 12.30pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Home and Away 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.30pm 5 News Tonight 1.05pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm Cricket on 5: England v Sri Lanka 1.35pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm Ancient Mysteries 2.05pm Four in a Bed 10.00pm Face/Off 2.40pm Four in a Bed 12.45am Criminals: Caught on Camera 3.10pm Fifteen to One 1.10am Super Casino 4.10pm Countdown 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Shipping Wars 7.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm The Simpsons 7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 10.00am Cedar Cove 7.30pm Hollyoaks 11.00am Person of Interest 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 8.00pm Channel 4 News 12.00pm Person of Interest 8.05am The Chase 8.30pm Travel Man: 48 Hours in Vienna 1.00pm CSI: NY 9.05am The Professionals 9.00pm George Clarke’s Amazing House- 2.00pm NCIS boats 3.00pm Access 10.10am The Sweeney 3.10pm Deadly Sibling Rivalry 10.00pm Gogglebox 11.15am Ax Men 5.00pm NCIS 12.10pm The Chase 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 1.15pm Storage Wars 8.00pm NCIS 1.45pm Snooker 7.00am Sunrise 9.00pm NCIS 7.30am Sunrise 6.15pm Storage Wars 10.00pm Law and Order 8.00am Most Haunted 11.00pm Law and Order: Special 6.40pm The Professionals 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry Victims Unit 7.45pm Snooker 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 12.15am Magnum Force 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Sanctuary 1.15am FYI Daily 12.00pm Stargate Universe 2.45am The Sweeney 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 1.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 11.40am Time Team 4.00am Teleshopping 2.15pm The Jerry Springer Show 12.45pm Time Team 3.00pm Highway Patrol 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 2.20pm Come Dine with Me Line 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 3.25pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 8.00pm World News Today 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6.00pm Cold Case 8.30pm Top of the Pops: 1981 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Without a Trace 9.00pm Everyday Miracles: The Genius 7.00pm 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers Stargate SG-1 of Sofas, Stockings and Scanners 8.00pm 8.55pm Grand Designs 9.00pm Sanctuary 10.00pm Aliens: The Big Think The Good Wife 10.00pm Shocking Crimes: Murder Book 10.00pm 11.00pm Horizon 11.00pm Thicker Than Water 11.00pm Hard Time 12.00am Secrets of the Universe 12.20am 24 Hours in A and E 12.05am Without a Trace 1.25am Embarrassing Bodies 1.00am Top of the Pops: 1981 1.00am Road Wars 1.35am Roy Orbison: One of the 2.00am Most Daring Lonely Ones 3.00am Sexcetera 2.35am Chuck Berry in Concert 4.00am Cold Case 3.35am Aliens: The Big Think 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket Classic 8.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00am Football Gold 9.00am Sporting Greats 8.00am Indian Premier League 7.15am Football Gold 9.30am Sporting Greats 12.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.30am Football Gold 10.00am Sporting Rivalries 1.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 7.45am Football Gold 10.30am Racemax 1.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am WWE SmackDown! 11.00am Sporting Heroes 2.00pm Sky Sports Years 9.00am Ford Football Special 12.00pm Racing News 3.00pm CWC Classics 11.00am Football Gold 12.30pm Sports Unlimited 4.00pm Ford Football Special 11.15am Football Gold 1.30pm Watersports World 6.00pm Cricket Classic 11.30am Ford Football Special 2.30pm Racemax 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 3.00pm 1.30pm Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona Sports Unlimited 7.00pm David Beckham Special 7.30pm ATP Tour Uncovered 4.00pm Live Indian Premier League 8.00pm Live Premier League Darts 8.00pm Live Ford Football Special 11.30pm Sporting Triumphs 11.15pm David Beckham Special 12.15am Barclays Premier League World 11.45pm Sporting Triumphs 12.00am World Rugby 12.45am Football Gold 7.00am Global Goals 12.30am ATP Tour Uncovered 1.00am Ford Football Special 7.30am Toyota AFL Highlights Show 1.00am Super League Highlights 2.00am Premier League Darts 1.15am Sporting Triumphs 9.00am Australian Football League 5.30am Football Gold 1.30am La Liga Show 2015 12.00pm Barclays Premier League World 5.45am Spanish Gold 2.00am Ashes Best Days 12.30pm Test Match Bowls 3.00am La Liga Show 2015 1.30pm Rugby Tonight 3.30am Ford Football Special 3.00pm Road to Rio 4.30am Cricket’s Greatest 3.30pm Gillette World Sport 4.00pm NBA 6.00pm NBA Action 6.30pm Motogp Highlights 8.30am Sorry! 7.30pm Global Goals 9.00am As Time Goes By 7.45pm Barclays Premier League World 9.40am The Brittas Empire 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.20am Last of the Summer Wine 8.15pm WSL 8.00am Monkey Life 11.00am Last of the Summer Wine 11.00pm Rugby Tonight Extra 8.30am Monkey Life 11.40am Last of the Summer Wine 11.30pm 30 for 30 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.20pm Outnumbered 1.00am NBA 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 1.00pm The Green Green Grass 10.00am Nothing to Declare 1.40pm Only Fools and Horses 10.30am Nothing to Declare 3.40pm As Time Goes By 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 4.20pm The Brittas Empire 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 7.00am Test Match Bowls 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 1.00pm Forever 8.00am Motogp Highlights 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am ESPN Classic Boxing 6.20pm Last of the Summer Wine 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 12.30pm Irish Rally Review 4.00pm Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 7.00pm Outnumbered 1.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 5.00pm Futurama 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 8.20pm Open All Hours 5.30pm Futurama 2.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 6.00pm The Simpsons 3.00am Formula e - Sound of the Future 6.30pm Futurama 10.30pm Creature Comforts 3.30am ESPN Classic Boxing 7.00pm Futurama 11.00pm Big School 7.30pm The Simpsons 11.40pm Miranda 8.00pm The Simpsons 12.20am Not Going Out 8.30pm The Simpsons 1.00am Cheers 9.00pm DC’s Legends of Tomorrow 1.30am Shooting Stars 10.00pm Colony 2.10am Big School 11.00pm The Five

7.00am Good Morning Britain 9.30am Lorraine 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30am This Morning 1.30pm Loose Women 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.55pm ITV News London 3.00pm Judge Rinder 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00pm Tipping Point 6.00pm The Chase 7.00pm ITV News London 7.30pm ITV Evening News 8.00pm Emmerdale 8.30pm Coronation Street 9.00pm Barging Round Britain with John Sergeant 9.30pm Coronation Street

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BT Sport 2

Saturday 21st May BBC1

BBC2

7.00am Breakfast 7.10am The Women’s Football Show 11.00am Saturday Kitchen 11.10am Natural World 12.30pm Mary Berry Cooks 12.00pm Fa Cup Classics 1.00pm BBC News 1.00pm The Hairy Bikers’ Everyday 1.10pm Football Focus Gourmets 2.00pm Jimmy Hill: A Man for All Seasons 3.30pm The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That 3.00pm F.A. Cup Built Britain 5.00pm BBC News 9.30pm Dad’s Army 5.10pm Regional News and Weather 4.20am This is BBC Two 5.15pm Match of the Day Live 6.35am The Great Chelsea Garden 8.50pm Michael Mcintyre’s Big Show Challenge 9.35pm Casualty 10.25pm The National Lottery 10.35pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 11.05pm BBC News 11.25pm Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle 2.15am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.20am BBC News

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Dave

Discovery

7.40am 8.40am 9.40am 11.00am

TCM

Kung Fu Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura Bomba and the Safari Drums Guys and Dolls 1.50pm Gunsmoke 2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00pm The Student Prince 6.20pm Cole Younger, Gunfighter 7.50pm The Man Who Came to Dinner 10.00pm Passenger 57 11.40pm Wyatt Earp

Film4

12.00pm A Town Like Alice 2.20pm Bend of the River 4.10pm The Towering Inferno 7.20pm The Core 10.00pm Non-Stop 12.05am Season of the Witch 1.50am Scary Movie 2

7.00am Hogan’s Heroes 7.35am Hogan’s Heroes 8.00am The Chase 9.00am The Professionals 10.05am The Sweeney 11.05am Ax Men 11.55am Police Academy 6: City Under Siege 12.55pm FYI Daily 1.45pm Snooker 6.15pm Storage Wars 6.40pm The Professionals 7.45pm Snooker 12.15am Coogan’s Bluff 1.15am FYI Daily 2.10am Child’s Play 3 3.10am FYI Daily 4.00am Teleshopping

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Channel 5

7.00am Milkshake! 9.55am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30am The Saturday Show Live 12.30pm Fail Army 1.00pm Police Interceptors 2.00pm Police Interceptors 3.00pm Police Interceptors 4.00pm Police Interceptors 5.00pm Police Interceptors 6.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 7.00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 7.55pm 5 News 8.00pm Cricket on 5 9.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00pm NCIS 11.00pm NCIS 1.00am Super Casino

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7.00am Teleshopping 10.00am My Name is Earl 10.25am Person of Interest 11.25am Person of Interest 12.25pm CSI: NY 1.25pm The Glenn Miller Story 3.55pm The Wizard of Oz 6.00pm CSI: NY 7.00pm CSI: Miami 8.00pm NCIS 9.00pm NCIS 10.00pm Castle 11.00pm Castle 12.00am Law and Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55am Law and Order: Special Victims

7.00am Sunrise 7.30am Sunrise 8.00am Most Haunted 9.00am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 9.30am 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 10.00am Cold Case 11.00am Stargate Universe 12.00pm Stargate Universe 9.55am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.00pm Motorway Patrol 10.35am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 1.30pm To Catch a Smuggler..JFK 11.40am Time Team 2.30pm Border Security: Canada’s Front 12.45pm Time Team Line 1.50pm Come Dine with Me 3.00pm Highway Patrol 2.25pm Come Dine with Me 3.30pm Border Security: Canada’s 2.55pm Come Dine with Me 3.25pm Come Dine with Me Front Line 4.00pm Come Dine with Me 4.00pm Nothing to Declare 4.35pm A New Life in the Sun 4.30pm Nothing to Declare 8.00pm World News Today 5.40pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 8.30pm BBC Young Musician 2016 6.45pm A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 6.00pm Cold Case 10.00pm The Everly Brothers: 7.50pm Posh Pawnbrokers 7.00pm Without a Trace Harmonies From Heaven 8.55pm Grand Designs 8.00pm Stargate SG-1 11.00pm Billy Fury: The Sound of Fury 10.00pm Blue Eyes 9.00pm Sanctuary 12.25am It’s Only Rock ‘N’ Roll: Rock 11.10pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00pm Police Force Australia ‘N’ Roll at the BBC 12.15am 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.30pm Police Force Australia 1.15am Undercover Boss USA 1.25am Trad Jazz Britannia 11.00pm Police Ten 2.25am The Everly Brothers: 11.30pm Police Ten Harmonies From Heaven 12.00am Without a Trace 3.25am Billy Fury: The Sound of Fury 1.00am South of Hell 4.55am This is BBC Four 7.00am Darts Gold 7.15am Darts Gold 7.30am Darts Gold 7.45am Darts Gold 7.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00am Football Gold 7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 9.00am Sporting Greats 7.30am Cricket’s Greatest 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 9.30am Sporting Greats 8.00am CWC Classics 7.30am Football Gold 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 10.00am Sporting Rivalries 9.00am Cricket’s Greatest 7.45am Football Gold 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.30am Darts Gold 9.30am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00am WWE Main Event 10.00am Time Team 10.45am Darts Gold 9.00am Barclays Premier League World 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Annihilation 11.00am Sky Sports Years 10.30am Sky Sports Years 9.30am Live Super Rugby 12.00pm WWII: Countdown to Victory 12.00pm Racing News 11.30am CWC Classics 11.30am Rugby Union Gold 1.00pm Time Team 12.30pm Live ATP 500 Tennis: Barcelona 12.30pm Premier League Darts 11.40am Live Super Rugby 2.00pm The Birth of Empire: The East 8.30pm Live European Challenge Live Indian Premier League 1.30pm Barclays Premier League World 4.00pm India Company Cup Rugby 8.30pm Live Super League 2.00pm Ford Football Special 3.00pm Alexander’s Lost World 11.00pm Indian Premier League 11.30pm 20 Years of Super League 3.00pm La Liga Show 2015 4.00pm Coast 12.30am Cricket’s Greatest 3.30pm Premier League Legends 5.00pm Time Team 1.00am Time of Our Lives 4.00pm Ford Football Special 6.00pm Codebreaker Ashes Best Days 5.00pm Barclays Premier League World 2.00am 7.00pm Battleplan 7.00am Road to Rio 3.00am Sporting Rivalries 5.30pm Football Freestyler 8.00pm Coast 7.30am WSL 3.30am Cricket Classic Game Changers 9.00pm Hidden Killers of the Victorian 6.00pm 9.00am Rugby Tonight Extra Ricky Ponting Masterclass 6.30pm Barclays Premier League World 4.00am Home 9.30am Hyundai A-League 4.30am Ricky Ponting Masterclass 7.00pm The Fantasy Football Club 10.00pm Forbidden History 11.45am Australian Football League 5.00am Cricket’s Greatest 8.00pm Football 11.00pm Porridge 1.45pm MotoGP Rewind Cricket’s Greatest 11.15pm Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30am 11.40pm Porridge: Inside Out 2.00pm Rugby Tonight Extra 6.00am Cricket Classic 11.45pm The Fantasy Football Club 2.30pm ESPN Soccer Stories 12.45am Football Gold 3.30pm Vanarama National League 6.15pm Hyundai A-League 7.45pm Rugby Tonight Extra .30am Pawn Stars 8.15pm NBA Action 10.00am Shipping Wars 8.45pm NBA 10.30am Shipping Wars 8.20am Sorry! 10.30pm Vanarama National League 11.00am Ice Road Truckers 8.55am As Time Goes By 12.00am NBA Action 12.00pm Counting Cars 9.30am The Brittas Empire 12.30am NBA 12.30pm Counting Cars 7.00am The Dog Whisperer 10.10am Last of the Summer Wine 3.00am Asia Talent Cup 1.00pm Storage Wars 8.00am Monkey Life 10.50am Last of the Summer Wine 4.00am Irish Rally Review 1.30pm Storage Wars 8.30am Monkey Life 11.30am Last of the Summer Wine 4.30am Formula e - Sound of the Future 2.00pm Pawn Stars 9.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.10pm Outnumbered 5.00am Australian Football League 2.30pm Pawn Stars 9.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.50pm The Green Green Grass 3.00pm Pawn Stars 10.00am Nothing to Declare 1.30pm Open All Hours 3.30pm Pawn Stars 10.30am Nothing to Declare 2.05pm Only Fools and Horses 4.00pm American Pickers 11.00am Hawaii Five-0 3.30pm As Time Goes By 5.00pm Storage Wars 12.00pm Hawaii Five-0 7.00am Asia Talent Cup 4.10pm The Brittas Empire 5.30pm Storage Wars 1.00pm Forever 8.00am Classic Barclays Premier League 5.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.00pm Pawn Stars 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 8.30am Classic Barclays Premier League 5.40pm Last of the Summer Wine 6.30pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Hawaii Five-0 9.00am Classic Barclays Premier League Last of the Summer Wine 7.00pm American Pickers 4.00pm Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 6.20pm 9.30am Classic Barclays Premier League 8.00pm Storage Wars 7.00pm Outnumbered 5.00pm Futurama 10.00am BT Sport Films 8.30pm Storage Wars 7.40pm The Green Green Grass 5.30pm Futurama 10.30am Gillette World Sport 9.00pm Pawn Stars 8.20pm Miranda 6.00pm The Simpsons 11.00am USA Game of the Week 9.30pm Pawn Stars 6.30pm Futurama 9.00pm Only Fools and Horses 1.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 10.00pm America’s Greatest Prison Breaks 7.00pm Futurama 11.00pm Christmas with the Royle Family 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 12.00am Storage Wars 7.30pm The Simpsons 12.00am The Mighty Boosh 12.00am WSL Social 12.30am Storage Wars 8.00pm The Simpsons 12.40am Nighty Night 12.15am Last Week, This Week 1.00am America’s Greatest Prison Breaks 8.30pm The Simpsons 1.20am 15 Storeys High 12.30am Rugby Tonight Extra 3.00am Storage Wars 9.00pm Supergirl UFC: Beyond the Octagon 2.00am Bottom Live: Weapons Grade 1.00am 3.30am Storage Wars 10.00pm The Five 1.30am UFC - Ultimate Insider Y-Fronts Tour 4.00am Pawn Stars 11.00pm The Five

Itv3

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Alaskan Bush People 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Alaskan Bush People 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop Edition 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Extreme Car Hoarders 10.00pm How It’s Made 10.30pm How It’s Made 11.00pm How It’s Made 11.30pm How It’s Made 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am How It’s Made

Itv4

Channel 4

7.10am King of Queens 7.35am King of Queens 8.00am Sport 8.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55am Everybody Loves Raymond 9.25am Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00am The Morning Line 11.00am The Big Bang Theory 11.30am The Big Bang Theory 11.55am The Superhumans Show 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00pm The Big Bang Theory 1.25pm The Simpsons 1.55pm The Simpsons 2.30pm The Simpsons 3.00pm Channel 4 Racing 5.30pm A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 6.30pm Homes by the Med 7.30pm Channel 4 News 8.00pm Grand Designs 3.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.05am To be Announced 6.00am Posh Pawnbrokers 6.55am Salvage S.O.S

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Sky Sports 2

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History

Sky1

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Choice

8.00am Storage Hunters 8.20am Top Gear 9.10am Top Gear 7.00am Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.00am American Pickers 7.20am Dinner Date 11.00am American Pickers 8.15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 12.00pm Storage Hunters 12.30pm Storage Hunters 9.00am Emmerdale 1.00pm Top Gear 9.30am Emmerdale Top Gear 10.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World 2.00pm 3.00pm American Pickers Records 4.00pm Sin City Motors 10.30am Psych 11.20am Royal Pains 12.15pm Dinner Date 1.15pm Emmerdale 7.00am Movies Now 1.45pm Emmerdale 7.10am Doctor at Large 2.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 7.35am Heartbeat 2.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.35am Where the Heart is 3.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 9.40am The Royal 4.40pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.40am Judge Judy 5.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.05am Judge Judy 11.35am Judge Judy 6.50pm Take Me Out 12.00pm The Darling Buds of May 8.00pm Best of You’ve Been Framed! 1.05pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Two and a Half Men 2.05pm Heartbeat 9.30pm Two and a Half Men 3.10pm The Royal 10.00pm Delivery Man 4.10pm Where the Heart is 11.05pm FYI Daily 5.15pm Doctor at Large 11.10pm Delivery Man 5.50pm On the Buses 6.25pm On the Buses 12.15am Family Guy 7.00pm Heartbeat 12.40am Family Guy 8.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.10am American Dad! 9.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.35am American Dad!

ITV

9.25am ITV News 9.30am Weekend 10.30am Murder, She Wrote 11.25am Murder, She Wrote 12.25pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.25pm ITV News and Weather 1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.30pm BBQ Champ 3.30pm Hulk 6.00pm The Wine Show 7.00pm Regional News and Weather 7.15pm ITV News and Weather 7.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 8.00pm Bang on the Money 9.00pm Britain’s Got Talent 10.15pm Play to the Whistle 11.00pm ITV News and Weather 11.15pm Run, Fat Boy, Run

Sunday 22nd May BBC1

7.00am Breakfast 9.25am Match of the Day: FA Cup Highlights 10.00am The Andrew Marr Show 11.00am The Big Questions 12.00pm Sunday Politics 2.00pm BBC News 5.35pm Lifeline 5.45pm Points of View 6.00pm Songs of Praise 6.35pm Chelsea Flower Show 7.35pm BBC News 7.50pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm Countryfile 9.00pm Antiques Roadshow 11.00pm BBC News 11.20pm Regional News and Weather 1.30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.35am BBC News

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Choice

7.00am Emmerdale Omnibus 9.35am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.00pm Britain’s Got Talent 1.20pm Britain’s Got More Talent 2.25pm The Almost Impossible Gameshow 3.25pm Scorpion 4.20pm Batteries Not Included 6.30pm Hotel Transylvania 8.15pm After Earth 10.15pm Britain’s Got More Talent 11.15pm Celebrity Juice 12.05am Family Guy 12.35am Family Guy 1.05am Family Guy 1.35am American Dad! 2.05am American Dad! 2.30am The Cleveland Show 2.55am The Cleveland Show 3.15am @Elevenish 3.40am Teleshopping

BBC2

7.35am

This Farming Life

8.35am

Gardeners’ World

9.05am

The Beechgrove Garden

9.35am

Countryfile

10.30am

Saturday Kitchen Best Bites

4.00pm

Flog It!

10.50pm

QI XL

4.00am

This is BBC Two

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ITV

9.25am ITV News 9.30am Weekend 10.25am Griff’s Great Britain 11.00am Peston on Sunday 12.00pm FIA Formula e Championship Highlights 1.00pm ITV News and Weather 1.10pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.15pm Planet’s Got Talent 2.45pm Fierce 3.45pm Britain’s Got Talent 5.00pm Regional News and Weather 5.15pm ITV News and Weather 5.30pm International Football 8.30pm Britain’s Got Talent 10.00pm Coronation Street 10.30pm Britain’s Got Talent 11.00pm ITV News and Weather

Itv4

9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm

Dave

American Pickers American Pickers Top Gear Top Gear Traffic Cops Motorway Cops Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Ice Road Truckers

Itv3

7.00am Movies Now 7.10am French Fields 7.50am On the Buses 8.15am On the Buses 8.45am Where the Heart is 9.50am Where the Heart is 11.00am Inspector Morse 1.15pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 3.15pm Goodnight Mister Tom 5.25pm Columbo 7.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.00pm Foyle’s War 11.00pm Lewis 1.00am Blue Murder 2.35am Doctor at Large 3.00am ITV3 Nightscreen

7.00am Ax Men 7.55am Ax Men 8.55am The Sweeney 9.55am Hogan’s Heroes 10.30am Bundesliga 11.35am Formula E: Sound of the Future 12.05pm Gunsmoke 1.05pm FYI Daily 1.10pm Gunsmoke 1.45pm Snooker 6.15pm Pawn Stars 6.45pm Storage Wars Texas 7.10pm Storage Wars Texas 7.45pm Snooker 12.15am The Wicker Man 1.15am FYI Daily 1.20am The Wicker Man 1.55am ITV4 Nightscreen 4.00am Teleshopping

BBC 4

8.00pm A History of Ancient Britain 9.00pm Natural World 12.00am Imagine... 5.00am This is BBC Four

Channel 4

7.20am Salvage S.O.S 7.45am Salvage S.O.S 8.10am King of Queens 8.35am King of Queens 9.00am Frasier 9.30am Frasier 10.00am Frasier 10.30am Sunday Brunch 5.30pm Location, Location, Location 6.30pm A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 7.30pm Channel 4 News 11.25pm Gogglebox 2.55am Come Dine with Me 3.20am Come Dine with Me 3.50am Come Dine with Me 4.15am Come Dine with Me 4.45am Come Dine with Me 5.10am Location, Location, Location 6.05am Fifteen to One

7.00am 7.30am 8.00am 8.30am 9.00am 10.00am 11.00am 12.00pm 1.00pm 2.00pm 3.00pm 4.00pm 4.30pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 9.00pm 10.00pm 11.00pm 12.00am

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Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare Nothing to Declare 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover Motorway Patrol Motorway Patrol Border Security Border Security Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line Border Security: Canada’s Front Line UK Border Force Border Security USA Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Road Wars The Force Manchester

Channel 5

7.55pm

5 News

8.00pm

Cricket on 5

2.15am

Super Casino

4.10am

To be Announced

5.00am

Now That’s Funny

5.50am

Nick’s Quest

6.20am

Nick’s Quest

6.50am

Angels of Jarm

6.55am

Angels of Jarm

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10.00am My Name is Earl 10.25am Cedar Cove 11.25am Cedar Cove 12.25pm Longmire 1.25pm Columbo: Murder by the Book 3.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 4.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 5.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 6.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 10.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 11.00pm NCIS: New Orleans 12.00am NCIS: New Orleans 1.00am Chicago Fire 3.00am CSI: Miami 4.00am Chicago PD

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7.00am Kung Fu 8.00am Conspiracy Theory with Ventura 9.10am Cole Younger, Gunfighter 10.45am The Student Prince 1.00pm The Straight Story 3.10pm Cimarron 6.10pm The Big Trees 8.10pm Conspiracy Theory with Ventura 9.05pm Conspiracy Theory with Ventura 10.00pm Wyatt Earp 1.45am Longmire 2.40am Longmire 3.40am Conspiracy Theory with Ventura

SIDE SOIL SPIN

Yesterday Sky Sports 1

7.05am The Beauty of Maps 7.30am The Last Battle of the Vikings 8.15am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Battleplan 10.00am Coast 11.00am Mummies Alive 12.00pm Mummies Alive 1.00pm Mummies Alive 2.00pm South Pacific 3.00pm South Pacific 4.00pm Mummies Alive 5.00pm Mummies Alive 6.00pm Mummies Alive 7.00pm South Pacific 8.00pm South Pacific 9.00pm The Joy of the Single 10.00pm Top of the Pops 11.00pm Top of the Pops 12.00am The Sixties: The Years That Shaped a Generation 1.00am The Joy of the Single 2.00am Top of the Pops 3.00am Top of the Pops

History

9.30am Storage Wars Jesse 10.00am Storage Wars 10.30am Storage Wars 11.00am Ice Road Truckers 12.00pm Ice Road Truckers 1.00pm Counting Cars 1.30pm Counting Cars 2.00pm Counting Cars Jesse 2.30pm Counting Cars 3.00pm American Pickers Jesse 4.00pm American Restoration 5.00pm Storage Wars 5.30pm Storage Wars 6.00pm Storage Wars 6.30pm Storage Wars Jesse 7.00pm Storage Wars 7.30pm Storage Wars 8.00pm Storage Wars 8.30pm Storage Wars 9.00pm Storage Wars 9.30pm Storage Wars Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who 10.00pm Pawnography Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 10.30pm Pawnography School of Rock 11.00pm Storage Wars Best of Star Trek 11.30pm Storage Wars Best of Red Eye 12.00am Storage Wars The Warriors 12.30am Storage Wars The Bunker 1.00am Pawnography Apartment 143

Film4

12.00pm 3.40pm 5.25pm 7.35pm 10.00pm 11.40pm 1.30am 3.15am

7.00am Football Gold 7.15am Football Gold 7.30am Football Gold 7.45am Football Gold 8.00am Football Freestyler 8.30am Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00am Game Changers 9.30am Nick Kicks 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.00pm Football 3.45pm Live European Rugby 6.00pm Football 8.15pm Football 10.30pm Football 12.30am Indian Premier League Highlights 1.30am Indian Premier League Highlights 2.30am La Liga 2.45am La Liga 3.00am Cricket’s Greatest

Sky Sports 2

7.00am Sky Scholars 7.10am Live Super Rugby 9.15am Live Super Rugby 11.30am Sporting Rivalries 12.00pm Super League Highlights 12.15pm Super League Highlights 12.30pm Football Gold 12.45pm Football Gold 1.00pm Football 3.45pm Sky Scholars 4.00pm Sky Scholars 4.15pm Sky Scholars 4.30pm Super League Gold 4.45pm Super League Gold 5.00pm 20 Years of Super League 5.55pm Live Super League 8.00pm Sporting Triumphs 8.15pm Sporting Triumphs 8.30pm Cricket’s Greatest 9.00pm SNF: Game of the Day 11.00pm SNF: Match Choice 12.30am SNF: Match Choice 2.00am SNF: Match Choice

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15th May

BT Sport 1

7.00am Rugby Tonight 8.30am NBA Action 9.00am MotoGP Rewind 9.15am WSL Social 9.30am Total Italian Football 10.00am Football Tonight 11.00am Fletch and Sav - The Best Bits 1.00pm Vanarama National League 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 6.15pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 8.45pm 30 for 30 10.15pm ESPN Films 7.00am Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 8.00am Blandings 11.15pm BT Sport Films 12.45am Last Week, This Week 8.00am Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 8.40am Blandings 1.00am NBA 9.20am Blandings 9.00am Game Changers Last Week, This Week 10.00am Abbott and Costello in the Foreign 4.30am 9.30am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 4.45am Gillette World Sport Legion 10.00am The Fantasy Football Club 5.15am Hyundai A-League 11.25am Creature Comforts 6.30am Road to Rio 11.50am Crooks Anonymous 11.00am Soccer A.M. 1.30pm Only Fools and Horses 1.00pm To be Announced 2.10pm Only Fools and Horses 2.00pm Wild Things 2.50pm Only Fools and Horses 3.00pm Futurama 4.40pm Only Fools and Horses 5.20pm Only Fools and Horses 3.30pm Futurama 7.00am Last Week, This Week 6.00pm Only Fools and Horses 7.15am Hyundai A-League 4.00pm Futurama 6.40pm Only Fools and Horses 9.15am Global Goals 4.30pm Futurama 7.20pm Only Fools and Horses 9.30am Hyundai A-League 5.00pm Futurama 8.00pm Kenny Everett: The Interviews 11.30am Global Goals 9.00pm Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man 12.00pm NBA 5.30pm The Simpsons 10.00pm I’m Alan Partridge 2.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 6.00pm Supergirl 10.40pm I’m Alan Partridge 4.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 7.00pm The Flash 11.20pm I’m Alan Partridge 1.30am Last Week, This Week 8.00pm To be Announced 12.00am Dylan Moran: Like, Totally 1.45am Road to Rio 1.05am 15 Storeys High 9.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.15am MotoGP Rewind 1.45am The League of Gentlemen 3.30am WTA Tennis: Miami Open 10.00pm Limitless 2.25am I’m Alan Partridge 5.30am Formula e - Sound of the Future 11.00pm Micky Flanagan’s Detour De 3.05am I’m Alan Partridge 6.00am Australian Football League France 3.45am I’m Alan Partridge 4.25am The League of Gentlemen 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo

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Choice

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Overhaulin’ 9.00am Overhaulin’ 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 2.00pm Misfit Garage 3.00pm Misfit Garage 4.00pm Misfit Garage 5.00pm Misfit Garage 6.00pm Misfit Garage 7.00pm Alaskan Bush People 8.00pm Gold Divers 9.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 10.00pm Bloodlands 11.00pm I Almost Got Away with it 12.00am Britain’s Deadly Women 1.00am Dead of Night 2.00am Bloodlands 3.00am I Almost Got Away with it 4.00am Britain’s Deadly Women 4.50am Wheeler Dealers 5.40am How It’s Made

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Monday 23rd May BBC1

BBC2

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

7.00am Countdown 7.00am Milkshake! 10.15am The Wright Stuff 7.45am Will and Grace 12.10pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 8.10am Will and Grace 1.10pm 5 News 8.35am Everybody Loves Raymond 1.15pm Cowboy Builders 9.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.15pm Home and Away 9.30am Everybody Loves Raymond 2.45pm Neighbours 10.00am Frasier 4.15pm Killer Switch 10.30am Frasier 6.00pm 5 News 11.00am Frasier 6.30pm Neighbours 7.00pm Home and Away 12.30pm Four in a Bed 7.30pm 5 News 1.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 7.55pm Referendum Campaign Broadcast 1.05pm Four in a Bed 8.00pm Cricket on 5 1.35pm Four in a Bed 9.00pm Police Interceptors 2.05pm Four in a Bed 11.00pm Gotham 2.35pm Four in a Bed 1.45am Tattoo Disasters UK 3.10pm Fifteen to One 4.10pm Countdown 5.00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 6.00pm Four in a Bed 10.00am My Name is Earl 7.00am Ax Men 10.30am Cedar Cove 6.30pm Shipping Wars 7.50am Ax Men 11.30am Castle 7.00pm The Simpsons 8.45am Ax Men 12.30pm Castle 7.30pm Hollyoaks 9.40am The Sweeney 1.30pm Columbo 8.00pm Channel 4 News 3.30pm Columbo: Suitable for Framing 10.40am The Professionals 8.55pm European Referendum Campaign 5.00pm Columbo 11.40am The Professionals 7.00pm NCIS Broadcasts 12.40pm Motogp Highlights 8.00pm NCIS 1.45pm Snooker 9.00pm NCIS 6.15pm Pawn Stars 8.10am Megatruckers 10.00pm CSI: NY 6.45pm Storage Wars 8.35am Megatruckers 11.00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.10pm Storage Wars 9.00am Red Bull Soapbox Race 7.00am Motorway Patrol 12.00am CSI: Miami 7.00am The Hot Desk 7.45pm Snooker 10.00am Motorway Cops 7.30am Motorway Patrol 1.00am CSI: NY 11.30am Traffic Cops 12.15am Tin Cup 7.10am Planet’s Funniest Animals 8.00am Motorway Patrol 2.00am CSI: NY 12.00pm Storage Hunters 1.15am FYI Daily 8.30am Motorway Patrol 3.00am CSI: NY 7.30am Emmerdale Omnibus 12.30pm Storage Hunters 1.20am Tin Cup 9.00am Chopper Squad 10.15am Coronation Street Omnibus 1.00pm Storage Hunters 2.55am Being Kevin Pietersen 9.30am Chopper Squad 1.30pm Storage Hunters 12.45pm Take Me Out 3.45am ITV4 Nightscreen 10.00am It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 2.00pm Storage Hunters 4.00am Teleshopping 2.00pm Catchphrase 2.30pm Storage Hunters 11.00am It’s Me or the Dog UK Special 9.55am River Cottage Bites 3.00pm Red Dwarf 12.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 2.45pm The Flintstones 10.25am Come Dine with Me 3.40pm Red Dwarf 1.00pm It’s Me or the Dog USA 10.55am Come Dine with Me 4.25pm Charlotte’s Web 2.00pm Animal Cops: South Africa 11.25am Come Dine with Me 6.20pm Britain’s Got Talent 3.00pm Monkey Business 11.55am Come Dine with Me 7.00am Movies Now 7.40pm Britain’s Got More Talent 3.30pm Monkey Business 12.25pm Come Dine with Me 7.10am On the Buses 4.00pm Monkey Business 1.00pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 8.45pm Miss Congeniality 2: 7.35am On the Buses 1.30pm Vet on the Hill 4.30pm Monkey Business 8.00am Goodnight Mister Tom Armed and Fabulous 2.35pm To be Announced 10.10am Heartbeat 5.00pm Monkey Business 11.00pm Family Guy 3.40pm Four in a Bed 11.15am Heartbeat 5.30pm Monkey Business 8.00pm Virtuoso Violinists at the BBC 12.20pm Columbo 4.15pm Four in a Bed 11.30pm Family Guy 6.00pm Monkey Business 9.00pm The Brilliant, Terrible Gift of Yehudi 2.00pm Clockwise 4.45pm Four in a Bed 6.30pm Monkey Business 12.00am Family Guy Menuhin 3.55pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.20pm Four in a Bed 7.00pm Monkey Business 1.00am Aliens: The Big Think 5.55pm Midsomer Murders 12.30am Family Guy 5.50pm Four in a Bed 7.30pm Monkey Business 8.00pm Doc Martin 2.00am Horizon 6.20pm Come Dine with Me 12.55am American Dad! 8.00pm Meerkat Manor 9.00pm The Cruise Ship 3.00am Natural World 6.55pm Come Dine with Me 1.30am American Dad! 9.30pm Royal Stories Meerkat Manor 4.00am Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy 8.30pm 7.25pm Come Dine with Me 10.00pm Great Estates of Scotland 9.00pm Criminal Minds 1.55am The Cleveland Show 7.55pm Come Dine with Me City 11.00pm Changeling 10.00pm Fred and Rose: The 5.00am This is BBC Four 2.20am The Cleveland Show 1.55am The Kindness of Strangers Unanswered Questions 3.15am Wycliffe 2.50am Totally Bonkers 11.00pm Police Force Australia 4.05am May the Best House Win Guinness World Records 11.30pm Police Force Australia 4.55am May the Best House Win 7.00am Indian Premier League Highlights 8.00am Indian Premier League Highlights 9.00am Cricket’s Greatest 9.30am Indian Premier League Highlights 7.00am Crickets Greatest 10.30am Indian Premier League Highlights 7.00am Football Gold 7.00am How It’s Made 7.05am The Beauty of Maps 11.25am Super League Highlights 7.30am Sporting Rivalries 7.30am How It’s Made 7.30am The Pharoah’s Lost City 7.15am Football Gold 11.40am Super League Highlights 8.00am Gold Rush 8.15am Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 8.00am Live Super Rugby 11.55am Football 7.30am SNF: Match Choice 9.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 9.00am CIA Declassified 9.50am Rugby Union Gold 2.00pm Cricket’s Greatest 10.00am Edge of Alaska 10.00am CIA Declassified 9.00am The Sunday Supplement 2.30pm WWE Experience 10.00am Cricket’s Greatest 11.00am Railroad Alaska 11.00am Africa 3.30pm WWE Raw 10.30am Goals on Sunday 10.30am Cricket’s Greatest 12.00pm Yukon Men 12.00pm Africa 4.30pm Sporting Greats 12.30pm Live Ford Super Sunday 1.00pm Airplane Repo 1.00pm Africa 11.00am Major League Soccer 5.00pm Sporting Greats 2.00pm Jungle Gold 2.00pm Africa 5.30pm Live ATP Masters: Barcelona 3.00pm Live Ford Super Sunday 1.00pm Live Scottish Premiership 3.00pm Auction Hunters: Pawn 3.00pm Africa 7.30pm Super Rugby Try Time 5.00pm Live Ford Super Sunday 3.30pm Live European Rugby Shop Edition 4.00pm Africa 8.00pm European Rugby Special 8.00pm Football League Goals 6.00pm Classic 7s 3.30pm Auction Hunters: Pawn 5.00pm Africa Shop Edition 6.00pm Africa 6.10pm Football 9.00pm David Beckham Special 4.00pm What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 7.00pm Africa 8.15pm Football Gold 10.00pm Goals on Sunday 5.00pm Mythbusters 8.00pm Africa 7.00am Test Match Bowls 8.25pm Football 6.00pm World’s Strangest 9.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 11.00pm Ford Football Special 8.00am Hyundai A-League 10.30pm La Liga 7.00pm How It’s Made 9.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 12.30am Goals on Sunday 10.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby 7.30pm How It’s Made 10.00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 10.45pm La Liga 11.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 1.30am Football 8.00pm Curiosity 11.00pm Indian Hill Railways 1.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 11.00pm European Rugby Special 9.00pm Inside the Vatican’s Vault 12.00am Instruments of Death 4.00pm Aviva Premiership Rugby 3.40am Football Gold 12.00am ATP Masters : Barcelona 10.00pm Sherpa 1.00am Fit to Rule: How Royal Illness 6.30pm NBA 3.45am Ford Football Special 2.00am Eredivisie 12.00am Dual Survival 8.30pm Hyundai A-League 5.15am Football League Goals 1.00am Deadliest Catch 9.30pm NBA 12.00am ESPN Films 2.00am Inside the Vatican’s Vault 6.15am Football Gold 1.00am Aviva Premiership Rugby .00am Pawn Stars 2.30am Aviva Premiership Rugby 9.30am Pawn Stars 4.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague 10.00am Pawn Stars 8.00am Cheers Basketball Magazine 10.30am Pawn Stars 8.30am Cheers 4.30am Hyundai A-League 7.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.00am Pawn Stars 9.00am Cheers 5.30am Gillette World Sport 7.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 11.30am Pawn Stars 7.00am The Hour of Power 9.30am Cheers 6.00am Turkish Airlines Euroleague 8.00am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 12.00pm Pawn Stars 8.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00am Private’s Progress Basketball Magazine 8.30am Hollywood’s Best Film Directors 12.30pm Pawn Stars 8.30am RSPCA Animal Rescue 12.00pm Abbott and Costello Meet 6.30am Road to Rio 9.00am Kung Fu 1.00pm Pawn Stars 9.00am Monkey Life the Invisible Man Pawn Stars 9.55am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse 1.30pm 9.30am Monkey Life 1.45pm Only Fools and Horses 2.00pm Pawn Stars Ventura 10.00am Supergirl 2.25pm Only Fools and Horses 2.30pm Pawn Stars 11.00am The Flash 10.55am The Straight Story 3.05pm Only Fools and Horses 3.00pm Pawn Stars 12.00pm WWE Raw 1.05pm Cimarron 3.55pm Only Fools and Horses 3.30pm Pawn Stars 1.00pm To be Announced 4.00pm Gunman’s Walk 9.00am Gillette World Sport 4.35pm Only Fools and Horses 4.00pm Pawn Stars 2.00pm To be Announced 5.55pm Darby’s Rangers 9.30am Football Tonight 5.15pm Only Fools and Horses 4.30pm Pawn Stars 3.00pm Jungle Book 3D: Movie Special 8.20pm The Green Berets 10.00am Irish Rally Review 6.00pm Only Fools and Horses 5.00pm Storage Wars Miami 3.30pm Futurama 11.00pm Rome 10.30am Australian Football League 6.40pm Only Fools and Horses 5.30pm Storage Wars Miami 4.00pm Futurama 1.30pm UEFA Champions League Maga6.00pm Pawn Stars 7.20pm Only Fools and Horses 4.30pm Futurama zine 6.30pm Pawn Stars 8.00pm Bob Monkhouse: Million Joke Man 2.00pm 5.00pm Futurama Test Match Bowls 7.00pm Ax Men 9.00pm Kenny Everett: The Interviews 5.30pm Futurama 3.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 8.00pm American Restoration 12.00pm Millions 6.00pm The Simpsons 10.00pm I’m Alan Partridge 5.00pm WTA Tennis: Miami Open 9.00pm American Pickers 6.30pm The Muppets 5.40pm Krull 10.40pm I’m Alan Partridge 3.30am Road to Rio 10.00pm Billion Dollar Wreck 7.00pm Modern Family 8.00pm Unstoppable 11.20pm I’m Alan Partridge 4.00am Australian Football League 11.00pm Black Sails 7.30pm The Simpsons 10.00pm Speed 12.00am Being John Malkovich 6.00am Australian Football League 12.15am Pawn Stars 8.00pm Wild Things 2.15am Kramer vs. Kramer 2.10am The League of Gentlemen 12.45am Pawn Stars 9.00pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 2.50am I’m Alan Partridge 1.15am American Pickers 10.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.30am I’m Alan Partridge 2.15am Storage Wars Miami 11.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 7.00am Breakfast 7.15am Homes Under the Hammer 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer 9.00am The Food Detectives 12.45pm Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 9.30am Gardeners’ World 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 2.00pm BBC News at One 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 2.45pm Doctors 1.00pm The Daily Politics 4.00pm Escape to the Country 5.30pm Flog It! 2.00pm Athletics 6.15pm Pointless 3.00pm Paul Hollywood’s Pies and Puds 7.00pm BBC News at Six 3.30pm The TV That Made Me 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 4.00pm Holiday of My Lifetime 8.30pm Chelsea Flower Show 4.45pm The Tea Trail with Simon Reeve 8.57pm BBC News and Regional News 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 9.00pm EastEnders 9.30pm Panorama 6.15pm Antiques Roadshow 10.00pm Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle 6.55pm Referendum Campaign 10.30pm I Want My Wife Back Broadcast 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 7.00pm Eggheads 11.42pm BBC Weather 8.00pm Antiques Road Trip 11.45pm Have I Got a Bit More News for You 12.30am The Graham Norton Show

Itv2

7.00am Good Morning Britain 9.30am Lorraine 10.25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30am This Morning 1.30pm Loose Women 2.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2.55pm Regional News and Weather 3.00pm Judge Rinder 4.00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.00pm Tipping Point 6.00pm The Chase 7.00pm Regional News and Weather 7.30pm ITV Evening News 8.00pm Emmerdale 8.30pm Britain’s Got Talent 10.00pm Coronation Street 10.30pm Britain’s Got Talent 11.00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather

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Itv3

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Sky Sports 3

Discovery

Yesterday

Sky Sports 1

Sky Sports 2

BT Sport 1

TCM

History

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Film4

Tuesday 24th May BBC1

BBC2

7.00am Breakfast 9.00am The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That 11.00am Homes Under the Hammer Built Britain 12.45pm Break-in Britain - The Crackdown 1.15pm Bargain Hunt 9.30am Great British Railway Journeys 2.00pm BBC News at One 10.00am Victoria Derbyshire 2.30pm Regional News and Weather 2.45pm Doctors 12.00pm BBC Newsroom Live 4.00pm Escape to the Country 1.00pm The Daily Politics 5.30pm Flog It! 6.15pm Pointless 2.00pm The Super League Show 7.00pm BBC News at Six 2.45pm A Taste of Britain 7.30pm Regional News and Weather 8.00pm The One Show 3.30pm The TV That Made Me 8.30pm EastEnders 4.00pm Holiday of My Lifetime 8.57pm BBC News and Regional News 9.00pm Holby City 4.45pm Caribbean with Simon Reeve 10.00pm In the Club 5.45pm Great British Railway Journeys 11.00pm BBC News at Ten 11.30pm Regional News and Weather 6.15pm Antiques Roadshow 11.42pm BBC Weather 6.55pm Referendum Campaign 1.45am Weather for the Week Ahead 1.50am BBC News Broadcast 7.00pm Eggheads 8.00pm Antiques Road Trip

Itv2

Discovery

7.00am How It’s Made 7.30am How It’s Made 8.00am Mythbusters 9.00am Sons of Winter 10.00am Fast N’ Loud 11.00am Fast N’ Loud 12.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Sherpa 3.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00pm Alaska: The Last Frontier 5.00pm Alaskan Bush People 6.00pm Auction Hunters 6.30pm Auction Hunters 7.00pm Fast N’ Loud 8.00pm Fast N’ Loud 9.00pm Overhaulin’ 2013 10.00pm Misfit Garage 11.00pm Junkyard Empire 12.00am Naked and Afraid 1.00am Misfit Garage 2.00am Junkyard Empire 3.00am Alaska: The Last Frontier 4.00am Misfit Garage 4.50am Junkyard Empire

TCM

8.50am Kung Fu 10.00am Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 11.05am The Green Berets 1.50pm Gunsmoke

2.55pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura 4.00pm The Extraordinary Seaman 5.35pm The Moonlighter 7.05pm Canyon Ambush 8.10pm The Karate Killers 10.00pm The Crying Game 12.15am Excalibur

Film4

1.50pm The Night of the Grizzly 3.55pm Winchester ‘73 5.45pm Kidnapped 7.55pm Terminal Velocity 10.00pm Battleship 12.35am Second Coming 2.40am Doubt

Dave

Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers American Pickers Storage Hunters Storage Hunters Top Gear Top Gear American Pickers Sin City Motors Storage Hunters Storage Hunters

Itv3

7.00am Doctor at Large 7.25am Heartbeat 8.25am Where the Heart is 9.30am The Royal 10.35am Judge Judy 11.00am Judge Judy 11.25am Judge Judy 11.50am The Darling Buds of May 12.55pm Murder, She Wrote 2.00pm Heartbeat 3.00pm The Royal 4.05pm Where the Heart is 5.10pm Doctor at Large 5.45pm On the Buses 6.20pm On the Buses 6.55pm Heartbeat 7.55pm Murder, She Wrote 9.00pm Rosemary and Thyme 10.00pm Long Lost Family

Yesterday

7.05am Professor Hutton’s Curiosities 7.30am Antiques Road Trip 8.15am Antiques Road Trip 9.00am Antiques Roadshow 10.00am Time Team 11.00am Diamond Decades 12.00pm Codebreaker 1.00pm Time Team 2.00pm Great British Railway Journeys 2.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 3.00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 4.00pm Indian Hill Railways 5.00pm Time Team 6.00pm Blitz Street 7.00pm Battleplan 8.00pm Coast 9.00pm Wallis Simpson: The Secret Letters 10.00pm Monarchy by David Starkey 11.00pm Porridge: Inside Out 12.00am Porridge

9.00am 9.30am 10.00am 10.30am 11.00am 12.00pm 12.30pm 1.00pm 1.30pm 2.00pm 2.30pm 3.00pm 3.30pm 4.00pm 5.00pm 5.30pm 6.00pm 6.30pm 7.00pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 11.00pm 12.00am 12.30am

History

Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Ice Road Truckers Counting Cars Counting Cars Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Storage Wars Storage Wars

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ARIES (March 21st-April 20th) Jupiter really helps to lift your spirits this week and throws a favourable spotlight on money, work and health. Watch out for some angst caused by an email or telephone communication at the start of the week but don’t let this throw you off your path.

TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st) A great creative start to a week for you to get things done your way. With your feet on the ground and all your plans in place, this is the week to push to go button. The Moon is telling you to focus on your finances so take heed and grab the bull by the horns. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st) You have a drive to get people and things moving this week at work or home but take it easy on other people. They may mistake your keenness as being pushy, so be sensitive as they may not be quite ready to hear what it is you have to say. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd) A good week as long as you use your intuition and listen to your inner voice. When the Moon enters your sign and opposes Pluto this brings about a bit of fate and if you have followed your instincts there is every chance that the plans you have put in place could turn out golden. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd) A Leo’s social world is always important to them but this week it’s what you do in work and business that counts. Expect those in authority to look upon you favourably this week and you may be rewarded for a great piece of work from the past. VIRGO (August 24th-Sept 23rd) With Jupiter pushing you to the fore and the Moon helping you take a stand at the start of the week, remember that you are marmite. Whatever you do or whatever you say to others this week will be received by applause or boos, nothing in-between.

LIBRA (Sept 24th-Oct 23rd) Any issues at work or home which have been niggling away at you and making you feel under pressure may well come to a head this week and get sorted out once and for all.

LIBRA SCORPIO (Oct 24th-Nov 22nd) Family members may clamour for your attention this week but you are out there on your own, doing things in your inimitable way and actually feeling quite ambitious.

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23rd-Dec 21st) With two major signs and the Moon going backwards in your sign, the start of the week, it may feel like chaos reigns but the pressure and angst you feel will clear quickly and allow you to overcome the obstacles. CAPRICORN (Dec 22nd-Jan 20th) Pluto will be activated this week bringing a sense of fate to your door once more. You are in the most creative and fun like place at the moment and you may be looking to leave the tried and tested behind you and try something a little different or off the wall. AQUARIUS (Jan 21st-Feb 19th) Neptune has been holding you down for a while but the cloud has lifted so this is a week to re-think and regroup. Jupiter in your sign and will help you to connect strongly with whatever it is that you need to work out in the long term. PISCES (Feb 20th-March 20th) Those feeling of being lost at sea and stuck in the doldrums were all down to Jupiter but the good news is that it moves this week and the clouds are lifted.

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11th-24th May

Man In Serious Condition After 15 Meter Fall From Penyal de Ifach

By David Rogers

A 56 year old man has been rescued but is in a serious condition after falling 15 meters from the Penya de Ifach in Calpe on Saturday 7th May at around 2.00pm. The man fell from the prohibited area after the tunnel, which has been closed off since last summer due to dangerous conditions on the path. The emergency services

reported that the hiker was rescued at about 3.00pm by helicopter, which landed on the helipad at the base of the rock, where his condition was stabilized by the Emergency Care Service (SAMU) before being transferred by ambulance to Denia Hospital with severe head trauma. Municipal sources have confirmed that the incident occurred on the

other side of the tunnel that leads to the summit, after the locked security gate which was installed last summer after the route had deteriorated after many years of not getting the required maintenance and was putting hikers

at serious risk. The council has already agreed a project, which will carry out repairs and maintenance works on the unsafe parts of the path to the summit and have reported that it will be open for the summer season.

11th - 24th May

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Costa Blanca Male Voice Choir Shines At Choir Festival In Costa Brava

By Howard Westcott

The Costa Blanca Male Voice Choir has just returned from a highly successful tour to Lloret de Mar in the Costa Brava where they represented the area in a series of concerts and events involving 16 top Choirs from all over the world. The CBMVC sang a wide range of music from it’s growing songbook, and left the area with it’s reputation as a top class Choir enhanced. The picture shows the Choir taking part in a parade of all the choirs involved through the streets of Lloret which was a great experience for all those involved. The Choir has little time to rest, as on Saturday 14th May the Choir is performing at the Salon de Actos in Teulada with guests from the UK, the Basingstoke

Ladies Choir. Tickets for the concert, sponsored by Golden Leaves International, are available via martinbentley1@gmail.com .or telephone Martin on 965744657. Details of the choir activities are in the Choir facebook page ‘ Costa Blanca Male Voice Choir’ or website costablancamalevoicechoir.wikidot.com

Javea U3A Meting With TV Scriptwriter Harry Duffin

By David Rogers

JAVEA U3A members got an insight into some of the secrets of TV’s Coronation Street and EastEnders when they attended the association’s April monthly general meeting. The inside information was spilled by a man who is truly in the know – the guest speaker was none other than scriptwriter Harry Duffin, who penned several episodes of the popular soaps as well as countless other top television shows. Harry, who lives in Brighton and also enjoys time in Spain, is a close friend of Javea U3A’s new president Eric Atkins so was only too pleased to accept his invitation to address members. Apart from Corrie and EastEnders, Harry was responsible for seven major television series including Swiss Family Robinson starring Richard ‘John Boy’ Thomas and Twist in the Tale featuring William Shatner. He was co-creator of Channel Five’s teen-cult drama The Tribe and worked on programmes such as Howard’s Way, The Bill and District Nurse as well as a number of British theatre productions. However, Harry told his U3A audience at The Parador Hotel that breaking into scriptwriting was far from easy. While working as a teacher, he had aspirations to make it into TV – but it took him 20 years of rejected scripts to get his big break! “To be a successful scriptwriter you need to be able to write, but you also need a lot of persistence,” he said. “It took me 20 years to get into TV and 50 years to write my first novel ... that’s persistence!” Harry delighted his audience

with some amusing anecdotes and revealed some interesting stories about some of the actors he had worked with including Anne Reid (Coronation Street and Last Tango in Halifax), Michael Elphic (Boon), Kate O’Mara (Howard’s Way) and Nick Berry (EastEnders and Heartbeat). Pointing out that he drives a secondhand Ford Fiesta not a Bentley, he also stressed: “Writers don’t write to live, they live to write!” After his talk, Harry was on hand to sign copies of his novel, Chicago May. In September, Harry’s wife Chris will give a talk to U3A members on her experiences as a prison governor. * The U3A has received a letter of thanks from Help of Javea, the chosen charity for 2015, for the €2,250 raised by members during the year. * Fourteen new members joined Javea U3A at the meeting, bringing the total to 1,230. * For details of all the events and activities on offer, visit the website www.u3ajavea.org

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11th - 24th May

Local Police Resume 71-Year-Old Bank Sea Surveillence With Robber Arrested In Javea Confiscated Boat

By Spencer WIlliams

Two men have been arrested in connection with three bank robberies in Cuenca, Toledo and Móstoles (in the region of Madrid). The culprits, a 71-year-old man and his 56-yearold accomplice were arrested by the Guardia Civil for the 3 robberies which they made off with approximately 150,000 euros. The 71-year-old is reported to have led a life of crime all his life with him living his life in and out of prison following numerous armed robberies. Despite his age, he clearly did not feel the need to turn over a new leaf after his latest release, and along with his companion assaulted a bank in Cuenca in January 2013 and another in Toledo seven months later. During the second robbery two bank staff and two customers were locked in an office. Still not ready to settle down and live a quiet life, the elder of the two men then raided another branch in Móstoles on his own in April 2014, brandishing two pistols as he threatened bank clerks until they handed over the cash. The younger of the two men detained was

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arrested in Leganés (Madrid) in February of this year, which provided the links and key information helping to lead officers to the older man, whose career in bank robberies goes back to the 1960s and who was alternating between homes in Alicante and the province of Ávila (Castilla y León). He was discovered to be studying the security arrangements at two more banks located in (Madrid) and Moltalbo (Cuenca), but was arrested in Jávea, in the Marina Alta area of Alicante, before he was able to put his next attack into action. He is now back behind bars, and the likelihood is that he will be spending the majority of his retirement behind bars.

The local police force in Xàbia will be resuming sea surveillance this week after receiving a new motorboat provided on a provisional basis by the courts in Dénia. The 6m vessel was seized from criminals involved in a money laundering operation. Both the mayor José Chulvi and councillor Pepa Gisbert (Security) thanked the courts, represented by Javier Reyes, for the collaboration, which has allowed the police to have the resources to provide surveillance from the sea at minimal cost since only a small investment has been required to

prepare it with the appropriate police livery. This follows the acquisition of a jet ski last year by the same process. The vessel will be based at the Club Náutico de Jávea and will be used to strengthen security on the beaches, controlling other boats moored on the yellow buoys or anchored independently, and providing greater authority to provide information for the lifeguards. It will also be used to monitor protected areas such as the six micro-reserves and the coast marine reserve of Cap de Sant Antoni and, above all, to prevent poaching, a practise that is being actively fought by the Ayuntamiento de Xàbia. The mayor explained that Xàbia has some 25 kilometres of coastline so this type of acquisition is very well-received to protect and reduce security problems.

11th - 24th May

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T.M. Lions Present: The Overtones Tribute Band In Concert, With Special Guests “Envore” “Over-whos?” you may ask. And, yes, we know that the band whose music will be performed by the tribute act headlining this concert may well not (yet) be particularly well known in the Marina Alta but the melodic harmonies of the Overtones, with their rich mixture of doo-wop, R&B and pop music, deservedly enjoy a huge - and growing - following throughout the UK & Northern Europe. The boys´ rise to the big time is a story which, if it appeared as a plot in a work of fiction would, in this cynical day and age, strain credulity to the limit. In September 2009, the original members of what are now the Overtones auditioned for The X Factor but Simon Cowell and his fellow judges decided against putting them through to the next round of the talent competition. Shortly after this setback, the boys met the guy who went on to join the band as bass singer thereby completing the lineup of the Overtones as it is today. The band members then started their own painting and decorating company so that they could continue to practise singing together even whilst working and it was as they were harmonising “The Longest Time” while painting a shop near Oxford Street, London, that the boys were “discovered” by a talent scout for Warner Bros. Records, literally as he was walking past the front door. The Overtones were, shortly afterwards,

signed to a 5-album deal and have never looked back. They have toured with Sir Cliff Richard and performed with & for the late, great Sir Terry Wogan - and if their kind of music was good enough for dear old Tel............. The Overtones Tribute Band is based in Benidorm where it has a number of regular gigs at popular venues such as Talk Of The Coast, Riviera Music Lounge and Jaspers. The tribute act is very much an homage to the music of the Overtones and so, if you occasionally enjoy a bit of easylistening doo-wop as a counterpoint to the more raucous sounds of Rock ‘n Roll, this night is for you. And, to open the concert, T.M. Lions are delighted to bring to La Senieta, “Encore”, a female harmony duo whose repertoire covers everything from chilled, laid back jazz & swing to upbeat perennial favourites and ranges from the 1930s to the present day. So, do please book your seats for this one by contacting our Event Coordinator, by telephone on (0034) 966 491 917 or email colinlilley1424@gmail.com. Tickets are priced at just 15 euros - it’s going to be a grand night of jolly good music! N.B. If, at any time, you decide you no longer wish to receive any further communications from T.M. Lions with details of our future fund-raising events, please simply send an email, with “unsubscribe” in the subject line, to mailinglist.tmlions@gmail.com

Deportiva Lodge Present Cheque to Raquel Paya School

By WBro William Turney - Provincial Grand Lodge of Valencia

n 20th April, Deportiva Lodge presented a cheque for €2320 to the Raquel Paya school to help replace items stolen in a recent burglary. Of this, €2000 was donated by the Lodge and a further €320 euros was raised and donated by WBro Paul Nicholls the Director of Ceremonies of the Lodge. This extra amount was raised by Paul and his wife Helen holding a Masquerade Ball to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary when the 70 odd people attending made further donations to this very worthy cause. The cheque was presented to the school by WBro Glyn Walters, the Master of the Lodge who attended along with many of the Lodge’s members and was gratefully

received by the Director of the school, Sr Miguel Ivaes. The school currently caters for 67 disabled students aged from just a few months to the age of 16. After the presentation of the cheque the Lodge members were given a tour of the school and met many of the staff and students. If you are interested in joining Freemasonry please contact me on the email below. prensa@glpvalencia.com

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11th-24th May

Torrevieja Dog Beach The River Segura Will Be Between San turns red in Orihuela Roque and Punta Prima The issue of where to locate the proposed dog-friendly beach in Torrevieja has proven to be a difficult one, with many people in favour of the idea buti n reality trying to ensure it is not on their doorstep, this week Mayor José Manuel Dolón has clarified that it will eventually be in the southern part of the municipality between the Dique de Poniente in the district of San Roque and Punta Prima on the boundary with Orihuela. The main beaches on this stretch of coastline are Playa de Los Náufragos, Cala Ferrís and Cala Piteras, and it is unlikely that the authorities will sacrifice one of the coveted Blue Flags by making them accessible to dogs, however the rest of the shoreline is predominantly rocky. Sr Dolón declined to give any more exact information, but nonetheless his words will come as a relief to residents of

other areas where the dog beach had been previously proposed, including La Mata and the small coves between La Mata and the Playa de Los Locos. It is still hoped that the first dog beach in the Vega Baja area at the southern end of the Costa Blanca will be up and running in time for the start of the 2016 summer season, but if this is the case the details of its location will have to be finalized in the very near future, as well as authorities needing to be prepared for any immediate backlash.

By Spencer WIlliams T h e Confederación Hidrográfica del Segura has begun investigations into the substances which have resulted in the water of the River Segura turning red as it flows through Orihuela, with the first theories being The River Segura turns red in Orihuela that the contamination occurred in the city centre itself. The substance appears to have been introduced into the Segura just downstream from the weir, and it is here that water samples are being taken to determine exactly what has happened. Once the nature of the pollution has been established it will be easier to find out where the substance

came from and what effect it might have on wildlife in and around the river between Orihuela and Guardamar del Segura. In February 2014 the Segura turned red near its mouth in Guardamar, and on that occasion the culprit was found to be a harmless species of algae.

Firefighters Remove Bees From Calle Campoamor

By Spencer WIlliams Members of the fire brigade of Torrevieja have eased the worries of startled residents in Campoamor. The team worked hard in removing a swarm of bees from their location in a tree and relocating them elsewhere in order to avoid inconvenience to the general public. The swarm, which has been described by the Town Hall as “harmless”, contained between 5,000 and 7,000 insects, and the formation of colonies such as this is due to a natural process by which a group of workers and drones abandons a hive with a queen bee to form another population. Until they find an appropriate location they form a thick cloud of bees, alighting only to sleep, and

indeed they are not generally harmless. The bee is currently a protected species in Spain and great care was taken in Torrevieja to remove the insects and relocate them without damaging the colony.

A Night of Broadway In Quesada

The 49ers next event will be held on Friday 27th May. Following the wonderful feedback we received following the “Songs From The Shows” night we held last February and attended by more than 100 Masons and guests we are holding another similar evening. This time it will be held at the beautifully refurbished Country Club in Quesada and there will be a two course meal with a half bottle of wine/beer/soft drink per person plus three hours of entertainment from three of the leading local performers. There is seating for approximately

eighty-five in the main bar area on a first come first served basis for those dining, and any overspill can be accommodated in the restaurant area behind. Please book early for what is sure to be a popular evening by emailing jaydee1956@hotmail.com or phoning 619 565 188 and stating your menu choices. Meal choices for the main course are lasagne and chips, scampi and chips or curry and rice. Dessert choices are chocolate cake or cheesecake.

11th - 24th May

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Dog Rescued After Being Stuck In Metal Bars

By David Rogers

Local police, fire-fighters and volunteers from Project CES Torrevieja, worked together last week to save a dog in serious discomfort after getting it’s head trapped between metal bars of a house. The incident happened accident occurred on Friday 6th May at about 11 am, in Avenida de la Mancha in Torrevieja . The animal, a female-like Great Dane named “Shakira” had put its head through the bars and was no longer able to remove it. The situation was much worse and posed different issues as “Shakira” already has her own day-to-day challenges as she was born blind and deaf. While emergency services were alerted she tried to get her out of trouble with home remedies by trying to stretch the bars and using Vaseline could not find a way to rescue the dog. Eventually the fire department arrived and with everyone’s help they comforted Shakira while they cut the bars, within 10 minutes Shakira was finally cut free from the bars.

Electromar Festival to Be Held in Torrevieja for the Next Four Years By David Rogers

As with previous years, discussions as to whether the Electromar Festival, which has been celebrated in Torrevieja for the last four years, would go ahead were still raging with just a few months to go. However, it has been confirmed this week, that once again, the popular electronic and indie music event will take place in Torrevieja in the summer. The location will continue to be the same: The Antonio Soria Park, next to the Aquapolis water park, and the event will be held on 16 July. Organisers hope to attract around 10,000 music lovers and have commented that this year there will be an extra stage added to the three that they usually have. And there shouldn’t be any more uncertainty in the immediate future as to whether another Electromar festival will go ahead, as the promotors have come to an agreement with the town hall of Torrevieja to home the music event in the city for the next four years. Many of the doubts about whether we would see another

Electromar festival held in Torrevieja came about from complaints from both sides; each one accusing the other party of failing to stick to the contract. Thankfully, or not, depending on how you look at it, all of these issues have now been resolved. Both parties hope that this year, and for the future, an extra effort will be made to raise the profile of the event and ensure extra business for local companies and employment for the residents of the town. So far, the organisers have not confirmed who will be performing at the event this year,

but they have let on that the first few names will be announced in the next couple of weeks. In previous years that the event has been held in Torrevieja, there was a total of three stages on which artists including Cyberpunkers, DJ Fresh, Steve Aoki and Christian Varela had performed. This year will see four stages that will house four different genres of music: EDM, techno, Revival and Remember. To keep updated with Electromar news, like their Facebook page (Electromar Festival) or visit their website at: www.electromarfestival.es

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Man Killed By Buffalo at Alcoy Wildlife Park

By David Rogers

A 42-year-old building worker died on Wednesday at the Aitana Safari park in PenĂ guila, in the Hoya de Alcoy area of the province of Alicante, when he was charged by a buffalo while repairing a fence in an area Alicante man killed by buffalo

at Alcoy wildlife park which is not normally accessible to members of the public. The fatal attack occurred early at approximately 13:00, when the man, a native of the nearby town of Muro de Alcoy who was living in Alicante, was repeatedly charged and pushed along the ground, and although none of the visitors in the premises witnessed the incident the park was closed immediately. The man died instantly, according to park authorities, and ambulance staff were able to do nothing to save him. His body was taken to Alicante for an autopsy while the Guardia Civil investigate what might have

caused a normally placid animal to attack in this way: it is normal practice for the buffalos at Aitana Safari to be hand-fed, and they are not considered a safety risk for visitors or employees.

U3A Marina Baixa Fundraiser

By Colin Butterfield

81 Members had a BRILLIANT afternoon at Maureen & John Barrettâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s home, to raise money for our upcoming 10 year anniversary. We started with Tomato soup, Vegetable Soup or Gazpacho, (ALL GREAT), then we had paella- expertly cooked by Liz & Rob, Hazel & Tony and we finished up with Individual home made trifles followed by gateaux. We also had the great pleasure of LIVE MUSIC - our members are certainly multi talented. U3A Marina Baixa holds its general meetings on the fourth Monday of each month at the auditorium in the Casa de Cultura, Alfaz del Pi. The next Meeting is on Monday the 23rd May, doors open at 10am and the desks close at 10.50am for a prompt 11.00 am start, please come early to sign in and get your seat! If you have not heard of this Association and would like to join them, you can be

assured of a very warm welcome. Please visit the website www.u3amarinabaixa.com to find out more information there is also a Facebook page. If you do not have internet access please contact their secretary Joan Flint on 96 586 1226 or Mobile 663 637 167 for more information.

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Altea Sees Revamp

Altea has been undergoing a number of improvements recently with the movement of the tourist information centre and the on-going work to the beachfront but despite all the work visually not too much has changed until recently. As well as other on going works including the upgrade to the Tramline, Calle Garganes which is normally very busy and home to parked cars on either side is deserted while a street

revamp gets underway. The work includes widening of one of the footpaths and a road resurface as well as the removal of the fountain at the intersection,

which has already been complete to keep up to date with progress of these projects or for information on events or news in Altea visit www.altea.es.

New Team Member At Family Medical Albir Looking for a sympathetic female gynaecologist who speaks fluent English?

By Spencer Williams

The Family Medical Centre, Albir would like to give a warm welcome to Dr.Jessica Subirรก who has recently joined our gynaelogical team to work to work alongside Dr.Cesar Diez. Dr. Jessica Subirรก has been working for the last 3 years in the UK as a gynaecologist in a fertility unit linked to the John Radcliffe Hospital and Oxford University. She has recently moved back to Spain as a Consultant Gynaecologist specialising in reproductive medicine at University Hospital La Fe in Valencia, where she originally completed her training before moving to work in the UK. Her main interests are fertility preservation, sonography (ultrasound) and reproductive endocrinology, but she also

practices obstetrics, fetal medicine and general gynaecology. She is completely fluent in English and used to work according to UK medical guidelines. To make an appointment to Dr.Jessica contact the Family Medical Centre on 966 865 072.

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Bargain Loving Brits Are Looking For You For Series Two Following the success of the first series, producers of the Channel 5 programme Bargain Loving Brits, Blakeway North are looking for British expats living on the Costa Blanca with a story to tell. Maybe you have your own business or you are starting one up, you may have been here a long time or you may have only just arrived it doesn’t matter. If you feel like you have something to offer, or just want to see your name in lights or maybe give your business a cheeky little boost get in touch and we could be seeing you on our TV sets in January 2017! The last series saw a range of people on our screens some just making the most of the cheap and cheerful lifestyle, as well as people working or having their own business such as Wayne who is the fantastic Drag act - Miss Levi and husband Des, and Tad owner of the Yorkshire Pride Pubs who works his socks off everyday to keep all his venues running smoothly Filming is due to start very soon so don’t hesitate and get in touch. Benidorm is still full of film crews currently finishing the new series of Benidorm.

Queen Vic Birthday Celebrations

many other business owners came along to show support and enjoy the celebrations. A few hangovers to deal with on Sunday lucky it’s only once a year!

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The Queen Vic in Calle Gerona Benidorm part of the Yorkshire Pride Group of bars owned by Tad Dawson was packed full of supporters joining in their first year anniversary celebrations on Saturday 7th May. The last year has seen the venue become even more popular and another success story for Tad who has been running bars in Benidorm for over 25 years. Olivia the manager has built a dedication team that enjoy looking after holiday makers as well as the locals who love to frequent this great bar. Local community radio Fresh FM and their presenters broadcasted live from the venue together with a a guest Jessie Brooke back from the UK to join in the celebration. The party was really going full swing when I arrived, singing, dancing and a free buffet with some amazing ribs not to mention the 1€ a pint special offer for the day. The drinks were flowing and the guests were having a great time,

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Costa Blanca Male Voice Choir Starts Season With Visitors From The UK

The Choir is please to announce the first of it’s flagship Summer Concerts which will be held at the Salon de Actos in Teulada on Saturday 14th May. The concert, kindly supported by our new sponsors Golden Leaves International, sees the Choir welcoming our visitors from the UK, The Basingstoke Ladies Choir who are

bringing a 40 strong Choir to perform . This unique blend of voices should lead to an inspiring evening of choral music. The concert is in aid of the Local Anglican Church and tickets can be ordered through Martin Bentley on 965744657 or via e mail: martinbentley1@gmail.com

Benidorm Bangers 2016

On Saturday 7th May Benidorm welcomed a convoy of wonderfully decorated cars, which took part in a 4 day adventure from the UK to Benidorm. Benidorm Bangers which was organised in association with ‘Benidorm Holidays’ is a four day car rally which solely raises money for charity, it should not to be confused with the Benidorm or Bust Car Rally which takes place between the 8th-11th June. Although the Benidorm Bangers Rally is a spin off from the Benidorm Rally when talking with one of the organisers, we were told that they “were part of the other (Benidorm or Bust) rally” before breaking away, we have been told but yet has not been confirmed that this is due to the Benidorm or Bust Rally although raising a lot of money (over 120k) last year that this money is only

directly raised by the teams and that the entry fees cover any costs then go towards profits. The Benidorm Bangers have told us that their rally is solely for charity including all entry fees. Both car rally’s are fantastic for anyone in Benidorm when they arrive as they like to take a cruise through the town before parking up for picture opportunities for locals. The rally’s have come under fire in the past as there have been complaints that the cars have been ditched in Benidorm to rust away as most people decide on painting and decorating an old banger is better than someone’s new Mercedes, so the cars are all normally cost under £1000 however the amount of decorating and effort that goes into it, some cars end up being worth more than when they had started.

Rotary International Fellowship Costa Blanca North

The Spiritualist Church in Alfaz del Pi meets at the Forum Mare Nostrum, Camino del Pincho 02, for Divine Service with Clairvoyance on Thursdays at 6.30p.m. followed by Healing. Each week a different popular Medium in the area gives a demonstration. All are welcome, we hope you will join us. For further info. Tel: 603259169 or 663315532 alfazspiritualchurch03@gmail.com www.alfazspiritualfoundation.com

Our forthcoming mediums will be: 12th May - Janice Gardener from UK 19th May - Kenny Corris 26th May - Ian Black from UK 2nd June - Morag Bullock

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Benidorm Pink Weekend 2016

Get your Summer off to a prepride season bang with the 72-hour party that is Benidorm Pink Weekend - Edition 7. A long weekend break in the famous Spanish resort with a great line up of live acts and DJ´s direct from the free open air stage in the heart of the gay village. Enjoy special “pink” themed nights in 20+ bars, plus nibbles on the “Ruta de Vinos y Tapas”, ensuring you of a mad and messy weekend that will not cost a packet.

This year is the biggest ever line up of pink parties in the bars plus a main stage at the Mirador del Castillo by the blue domed church in the Old Town . Enjoy a superb line up of amazing local Benidorm talent including the very best tribute acts, totally glamourous drag stars and special guest DJ Jeff Spinner warming up the night and spreading some of that pink love. Everything kicks off at the main stage from 19:00 until late on Friday May 20th and Saturday 21st with wind down Sunday hosted by our lovely bar owners around the gay village on May 22nd. The rules of engagement are to dress up or dress down in Pink, what

else? And get mad and messy as you nibble your way around the 20+ gay bars. 72 hours of non-stop party time by night and watching bums on the beach by day. When the sun comes up head down to the Playa Levante, old town end which is the non-official official gay beach for the weekend. Why not take a Pink Pic-nic with you! This is YOUR party weekend, dip in and out as you feel, make the most of the gorgeous weather and please keep safe it is a long long weekend. If you want to still be standing by Sunday night! Eat lots, drink slow and pace yourself, but most of all enjoy. Confirmed guests on the main stage include: Olly Murs: Tribute, Stand And Deliver, The Rat Pack, Jolene: Shirley Bassey, James Mcdonald, Taylor Marcs, Cheryl Cole: Tribute, Jonathon White, Alexia Rivero, Steps Club 7, Ruby Rox, Leah Kankowski, Fushion, Stacey Taylor and more. Hosted by Sammy Kruz and Roxie Corazon

By Dav

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