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Coffee Morning at Ciudad Patricia 11am Monday 14th April: Coffee Morning at The Salt & Pepper Albir 11am Quiz night at the Forum at 7.30 Friday 18th April: Lunch at The Peppermill, Benidorm 1pm Friday 25th April: Venue TBA. Coach trip to Valor Chocolate Factory, opt lunch Sunday 27th April El Cisne 10am-2pm
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There is only one week left to grab your free annual passes to Terra Natura & Mundomar, you have until March 31st to take advantage of this amazing offer. All you have to do is visit the park and pay for a full price ticket, doesn’t sound too hard now, does it? However all over Benidorm you can pick visit different places selling tickets but they normally come with a discount, so be careful if you do not pay full price you won’t get your free pass. Full Ticket Prices For Mundomar a full price ticket will be 29€ for
Adults and Seniors, 24€ for Children For Terra Natura a full price ticket will be 28€ for Adults and 22.50€ for Children and Pensioners, Later on in the year people who have took advantage of the Terra Natura Pass will also be able to get an even better deal with an optional upgrade to the Aqua Natura water park, for only 13.50€ for Adults and 11€ for children, the water park will not be open until the 24th of May and is open every day from 10.30am and is open until mid-September. It would normally cost you 21€ for a Children’s ticket into Aqua Natura and 26€ for Adults.
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Mothering Sunday 30th March
Time to Spring Forward
Mother’s Day in UK is celebrated with great excitement and verve but it does not fall on the same date as in Spain , in Spain it is known as 'Dia de la Madre' and is always celebrated on the first Sunday of May which this year will be the 4th. In the UK, Mother's Day celebrations take place on the fourth Sunday of Lent. Since the Lent days are not fixed, the date for Mother’s Day changes every year. Next year the date will change to the 15th of March Mother’s Day came to be celebrated in UK in 17th century as Mothering Sunday. Today, the traditional festival of Mothering Sunday is more commonly called Mother’s Day in the UK. So don’t forget the card and flowers!
This Sunday will be that time of year again, when we trade an hour of beauty sleep for a little extra daylight in the morning. Sunday, March 30th. That means you put your clocks forward one hour at 1am on Sunday 30th, this is also that time of year where people really wonder why there is a clock on their microwave and struggle to figure out.
History of Daylight Savings
The idea of daylight saving time was first conceived by Benjamin Franklin in 1784 during his stay in Paris. He published an essay titled “An Economical Project for Diminishing the Cost of Light” that proposed to economize the use of candles by rising earlier to make use of the morning sunlight. The actual invention of DST was mainly credited to William Willett in 1905 when he came up with the idea of moving the clocks forward in the summer to take
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advantage of the daylight in the mornings and the lighter evenings. Willett’s daylight saving plan caught the attention of Robert Pearce who introduced a bill to the House of Commons in February 1908. The first Daylight Saving Bill was drafted in 1909 and presented to Parliament several times and examined by a select committee. However, the bill was opposed by many, especially farmers and thus the bill was never made into a law. Willett died in 1915 without getting the chance to see his idea come to life. DST was first adopted to replace artificial lighting so they could save fuel for the war effort in Germany during World War I at 11:00pm (23:00) on April 30, 1916. It was quickly followed by Britain and many countries from both sides, including the United States. Many countries reverted back to standard time post-World War I, and it wasn’t until the next World War that DST would make its return to many countries in order to save vital energy resources for the war.
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Mid-Life Crisis - The very best live music in Benidorm
Every night at the Yorkshire Pride 1-Calle Gerona
No backing tracks full on live sounds given to you by the very best talents of Wayne, lead Singer, Philip on the drums, Derek on Bass Guitar and Larry on Lead Guitar. The lads have been together now for 2 years playing gigs in Benidorm and were headlining last year at Chaplin's one of the most popular entertainment venues in the centre of Benidorm, they were also the top act for the Cultural Tourism Day last year. The coming together of the band was almost by accident because they simply bumped into each other and then got together for some sessions of fun at Wayne's house before deciding to launch themselves as “Mid Life Crisis�. Each week they have their practice sessions on the balcony at Philip's home overlooking Alfaz High Street so if you passing by and get the
sounds of the Monkeys or the Killers or maybe you will see the people below dancing in the street this sort of gives it away then that will be them, but for a better experience head down to the Yorkshire Pride! The music style is a Big mix of Pop and Rock but a little bit of everything is thrown in and really whatever suits the crowd. Come and see them any night at the Yorkshire Pride 1 performing 7 Nights Week 11pm -2/3am. Wayne - Lead Singer from Oldham and living for 9 years in Benidorm Philip - Drums - from Nottingham and has been living in Spain for 40 years Derek - Bass Guitar from Scarbourgh living in Benidorm for 15 Years Larry - Lead Guitar County Down Ireland living in Benidorm for 7 years Facebook - midlife crisis band Mail: mdlifecrisisrockband@gmail.com
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NEW TRAFFIC LAWS APPROVED Congress on Thursday passed new traffic legislation that will affect how
motorists, cyclists and even pedestrians use Spain’s roads. There are 20 new rules that you will need to be remember we have highlighted some of the main points, for full details see our Facebook page Foreign residents are now obliged to register vehicles in Spain. Until now, foreign residents must only meet tax obligations set out in the Excise Act, but it was not mandatory to register the vehicle in Spain, which in practice made it difficult for law enforcement. Children under 1.35 metres tall are prohibited from riding in the front seats of cars (200€ fine) Child cyclists, under 16 years of age, are obliged to wear a crash helmet when riding in towns. Pedestrians are also now subject to drug and alcohol testing, in the event of any offence having been committed, replacing the current legislation that only requires a test in the event of a pedestrian being involved in an accident. The speed on motorways remains at 120 kilometres per hour maximum, although the law does now allow for the increase of permitted speeds, and fines, should certain areas of highway be seen as acceptable to be increased to 130 kilometres per hour. A traffic law enforcement officer may now issue a fine without the need to stop the vehicle. Until now, certain surveillance activities have proved difficult when it came to the required identity of drivers, but this element will be removed by the filing process of the vehicle.
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MONROES Restaurant Benidorm the perfect Mothers Day Celebration open from 6pm Dinner & Entertainment with John Curtis Starting at 7pm Monroes restaurant in Benidorm is located right in the centre on the Avenida Europa very close to the Belroy Hotel. Situated in a tranquil terrace garden away from the hustle and bustle of the busy Benidorm streets, the terrace dining in the summer is a very popular option and also for those warm summer evenings. Hosting many events with dinner and live entertainment Mother’s Day has been added to the calendar as a special event with live music with John Curtis a very popular entertainer in Benidorm. Enjoy a wonderful menu and relax in the very spacious restaurant with seating inside for around
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120 people. We recommend early reservations because almost all events are sold out and we urge people to reserve as soon as possible to ensure that their table is available. Monroes is famous for providing good service and great food for everyone. The special menu to celebrate Mother’s Day offers a fine selection of starters, the Carvery Buffet as the main course and an exquisite selection of four homemade desserts. Cooked fresh the Carvery offers a choice of succulent roast meats and is always ready on demand, Monroes pride themselves on using only the freshest ingredients and butchers choice meats. The vegetables are cooked and served al' dente and the home baked Yorkshire puddings are the best you will find in town. Remember the Carvery is available every day for lunch and evening so if you can’t make this fabulous occasion then go along anytime soon for the best roast at unbeatable prices!
An evening of live entertainment & dinner to celebrate Mother’s Day - 13.50€ Starters
Fried Camembert Breaded Mushrooms Prawn Cocktail
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Carvery Buffet with a choice of four roast meats, choice of potatoe & vegetables
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Fresh Strawberry Pavlova Banoffie Pie Choc Brownie Matlersers Baileys Sundaee The menu includes - Glass of Cava on arrival - 1/2 Bottle of Wine Per Person - After Dinner Coffee
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GUARDAMAR DEL SEGURA
Spend the morning in the hustle and bustle of the market in Guardamar, then visit the natural park at La Mata for a bit of peace and tranquillity. Have a relaxing day in the sun on the beach and an afternoon out of the sun bowling at the Ozone or shopping in the Habaneras in Torrevieja. Park at the south end of Guardamar and walk along the beach to La Mata for a spot of lunch (you’ll pass some restaurants as you enter La Mata but you’ll find more past the watch tower and if you continue onto the wooden promenade) then amble back slowly.
This popular town is renowned for its many kilometres of fine sandy beaches. It has a busy high street full of all kinds of shops as well as a busy market to keep even the most dedicated shoppers happy. You can explore the man-made dunes (created to stop the town from becoming buried in the sand) of the Alfonso Park or picnic under the pines. The Reina Sofia Park is a great place for the children with its floodlit play area and the nearby children's funfair and night market (both summer only) make for a good evening out. Don't forget to stop at the marina or visit the tourist office to find out more about Guardamar and to book yourself on the tourist train.
Places of interest
Beach: 12km of fine sand. Promenade: short beach front with cafes & restaurants. Town Centre: long high street.
Tourist Office: more information about Castle (ruin), Archaeology Museum, Engineer Mira Museum, the Moorish ruins in the Dunes and to book for the tourist train. Market: large Wednesday morning beside church. Night Market: Summer months only evenings. Children's Funfair: Summer months only evenings. Alfonso Park: sand dunes & pines, walking & picnics. Reina Sofia Park: children's floodlit play area, walks, small lake, ducks and peacocks. Marina & Marina Promenade: Spanish restaurant and boat trip to Tabarca Island. Rio Segura walking & cycling route: inland to Rojales, Formentera, Algorfa, Benejuzar and Orihuela. Ideas of things to do in Guardamar del Segura Have a relaxing day at the beach, enjoy an evening picnic in the sand dunes at the north beach and then a fun filled night at the night market and children’s funfair. Visit the market on a Wednesday morning and discover the centre of the town with its beautiful church and impressive town hall, then drive to the marina to admire the boats and stroll out to sea along the marina promenade. Park at the marina and walk along the beach past the sand dunes and the beach houses to Guardamar and then back through the palms, aloe vera and eucalyptus of the Alfonso Park. Ideas of places to twin Guardamar del Segura with day or night
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The national police it intervenes in Alicante 15,000 counterfeit of prestigious brands
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Seven people involved in the events have been arrested for a crime against industrial property There has been a record in an office and four in several industrial buildings where copies of jewellery, handbags, belts and wallets of different signatures have been found. One of those arrested was in charge of receiving the goods from the city of Cordoba and distribute it among several local Crevillente. National police agents have been involved in Alicante 15,000 counterfeit products of renowned brands. Seven people involved in the events have been arrested for a crime against industrial property. It has made a record in an office and four in several industrial buildings where copies of jewellery, handbags, belts and wallets of fashion brands have been found. One of those arrested was in charge of receiving the goods from the city of Cordoba and distribute it among several local Crevillente. Investigations were started last February when the agents had knowledge of a crime against industrial property. Apparently in the industrial area of the Boch, located in the town of Crevillente, we were selling counterfeit effects that masqueraded as of
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15,000 copies of fashion brands
After the analysis of the information obtained, agents have made four records in several industrial buildings in Crevillente and have also arrested six individuals, four of them Chinese nationals and two Spanish. As a result of carried out records, they have been 15,000 counterfeit products, including several items of jewellery, handbags, belts and wallets.
Illegal goods coming from Cรณrdoba
In addition, as a culmination of the police operation carried out in Aspe Office registration. This place has stopped a person of Spanish nationality, who was in charge receive the goods from the city of Cordoba and distribute it in the different warehouses Crevillente. The operation has been developed by officers belonging to the local police of Elche and Benidorm.
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simply delicious avda. amettla de mar 26 Benidorm
“Simply delicious ”
Reviewed 4 March 2014 Had another trip to this place ok our return visit. love this place.sandwiches and pasties are brilliant A perfect place Staff are friendly as always and can’t do enough for u.if ur in Benidorm it’s worth a visit..
Sherry’s Bar and Restaurant Pla de la Senoria 5 Benidorm
“Superb”
Reviewed 17 November 2013 They say benidorms answer to greggs and I agree steak bakes are delicious pasties divine .all piping hot the staff are very friendly .if you like plenty of filling in your pies you will love this place .go on give it a try.
Reviewed 16 March 2014 We were staying in the “new town” area but having stayed close to here last year we made a point of having a lovely walk to once again sample the delights of this superb establishment. The food and service here are second to none and you are made to feel both welcomed and relaxed by the staff.Unfortunately I’m not in a position to comment about the desserts as whenever we have ate here we are alwaystoo stuffed full to have one BUT they do look as good as the rest of the food that is served here. All in all this place is a MUST to visit
“Gorgeous place”
“Warm welcome and good food.”
“Simply the best” “simpley the best”
Reviewed 28 October 2013 Live in Benidorm and eat here all the time food is amazing just like Gregg’s from uk Cakes are delicious I have a usual chicken tikka baguette which is the best Staff lovely can’t do enough for u It’s sooooo worth a trip.
“The best place in Benidorm home from home food.my face place” Reviewed 28 October 2013 Come to this place everytime we visit all fresh cakes. pies.sausage rolls.sandwiches.and the cup cakes are to die for...worth a visit if u visit Benidorm
“Lovely Food and Selection”
Reviewed 28 October 2013 By far the best bakery in Benidorm. Lovely friendly staff, great selection of food and the baguettes are delicious and freshly made. Lovely cakes and I would recommend an airport pack, especially as we paid 9.95 for a chicken sandwich, pack of crisps and a bottle of Coke from Alicante Airport!
Reviewed 15 March 2014 We enjoyed several meals at this lovely place, with views to die for. I tried the chicken tikka masala on 2 consecutive nights it really was that good. The prices are spot on too and the staff so welcoming and can’t do enough for you. Loved it and will be back. Oh and do try the fruit crumble....lovely comfort food.
“Walsall Stokies and Kidderminsters”
Reviewed 28 February 2014 Sunday lunch fantastic, amazing portions! Puddings to die for!! Really all the meals are excellent. Staff very friendly, and good workers. Good quiz, play your cards right, and DJ Duggan on a Friday night. Owners Carole and Jeff make you very welcome.
“Good Food - English Pub”
El Capricho Calle Londres, 3 Benidorm
“Great tapas”
Reviewed 12 March 2014 Excellent food, well located place. Too bad it is right on the street with the buses. Good selection of food.
“Excellent homemade food treatment and I feel at home” Reviewed 17 January 2014 It is a place in which they have exquisite and delicious food, its recommended local, hundred percent.
“Calidad”
Reviewed 10 Jan 2014 In fancy restaurant benidorm besides very good price is very good quality and very good excellent staff dealing with customers
“Be sure to try the Rice”
Reviewed 27 September 2013 In the month of September we have again returned to visit our friends at Capricho, ideal for beers in good company to feel at home and of one of the days we had the rice, you cannot miss it!...great in other ways as well, go for it , everything is great. Hoping to return soon .
“friendly spanish bar”
Reviewed 26 June 2013 A great place to sit and people watch , with a cool beer and the tapas is something special . the staff are very friendly and helpful. all in all its a nice liitle bar.
Reviewed 21 February 2014 Lovely Sunday Dinner value for money - staff very friendly and welcoming closed early when we were there in the evening because early season and area was deserted. Would definitely recommend. Bar and main seating/Toilets are down a flight of stairs so may be awkward for any one with mobility problems.
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Benidorm Series 7 Hasta la vista, Madge
as charismatic bar worker Mateo. ITV director of entertainment Elaine Bedell said: “After another successful run on screen we’re thrilled that a new series is about to start shooting on location in Spain.
“We’re equally pleased that some familiar faces from the Solana’s past will be making a welcome return to the sunshine.” Madge is checking out and hanging up the keys to her mobility scooter for the last time.as the Garvey family are to be written out of Benidorm. Portrayed by Sheila Reid Madge will be leaving the show along with Mick Garvey (Steve Pemberton) his wife Janice (Siobhan Finneran) and son Michael (Oliver Stokes) Many fans will be sad that the Garveys are leaving because they’ve been in every series and they are much loved, but writer Derren Litten is excited about their exit storyline.
Hundreds turn out foR Auditions
Johnny Vegas Is Back
The 42-year-old comedian - who starred in the ITV show from 2007 to 2009 - is set to make a comeback to the sitcom as his well-loved character Geoff Maltby, alongside Elsie Kelly who played his mother Noreen Maltby. Another blast from the past to return is Crissy Rock, who plays former Solana manageress Janey York. The Scouse actress made a surprise return in the last series as she emerged as the secret mastermind behind the plot to ruin the Solana’s reputation. Tim Healy will step back into his stilettos as character Les/Lesley along with Sherrie Hewson as manageress Joyce Temple Savage and the handsome Jake Canuso,
At the beginning of the month over 200 people queued for their chance to be seen in the Hit ITV comedy, auditions took place at Hotel Melia, the official time advertised was for 10am, many turned up earlier to grab their place near the front of the queue. Forms were handed out in the line which were available in Spanish and English and asked you all sorts of details you would expect with an audition, what you look like, distinctive features contact details (obvious for your call back) and any special skills, this was intriguing to many as when told you could put anything from sports such as swimming or martial arts all the way to things like driving and acrobats, how amazing would that be to show off to friends and family on TV! Residents from all languages and backgrounds apply for the extra roles hoping to get themselves on the box or close to some of the stars, we bumped into many happy people in the queue including Scott, a local barman from the Pig n’ Whistle Pub in the Old Town, who managed to get down early and grab a place right near the front of the queue. We hope he gets his chance during filming and we will be in close contact for as much inside info as possible.
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Mother’s Day Gift Ideas "All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother." Abraham Lincoln
and knows the ins and outs of the three Rs. She works hard at reducing the ecological footprint of the people around her. Here are some great products that will help her help the environment.
Every man has a mother
We're reminding you of this because Mother's Day happens to be just around the corner, and we sincerely hope you've got plans to show your mom how much you appreciate her. If you haven't figured out a strategy, we're here to help get you on the right track by providing mother's day gift ideas for moms with different interests because it can be tough to find the gift that is just right. Keep in mind that hitting a home run on this day as a son or son-in-law is no excuse for neglecting moms the other 364 days in a year. But showing you care in the right way on Mother's Day certainly doesn't hurt. The Trendsetter You inherited your sense of style from her, and even now, she is ahead of the latest trends and has been reading Vogue as far back as you can remember. She rivals Diana Vreeland in your eyes, and since she really knows what’s up, it can be hard to find her a suitable gift. We put together some products she won’t be able to resist and that will earn you favoritechild status for this year, at least.
The Eco-Conscious Mom
Although the environment may not have been much of a priority in the past, your mom is with the times
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The Fit Mom
Fitness is something your mom has understood to be one of the fundamental parts of a healthy lifestyle. When you got up early on Saturdays to watch cartoons, she was already out on her daily run and is still one of the healthiest people you know. Help her spice up her routine with some sweet new gear. Just make sure she won’t outrun you on your next workout together.
The Businesswoman
She taught you everything you know about business and is still going strong with her own. She’s busy, but always on top. Managing kids and a career is remarkable in itself, and moms often bypass taking care of themselves, which is why we’ve put together a couple of items that should help her plow through her busy lifestyle with the grace you’ve always admired her for.
The Chef
No, your mom makes the best Tiramisu. She’s the reason you can claim best recipe at a party even though you called her an hour before to ask how to make it. And she’s the reason you shun smart food as though it were an abomination to the spirit. She masters the art of comfort food just as much as she can pull off the trickiest and trendiest recipes out there. In fact, she should be on Top Chef.
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Detoxifying Foods For Spring Spring is just around the corner, and it’s time to cleanse our bodies! In an ideal world, you would eat perfectly natural, unprocessed foods all the time. And if you’re able to do this, then you’re a champion! Kudos to you. But I want to be realistic here: not everyone is able to maintain a perfect lifestyle all year round, especially in the cold winter season. If you've been eating processed or cooked, especially fried, foods, then your organs and tissues are most likely to be poisoned. It’s time to let go of the toxins and prepare for the warm season with these 10 particularly detoxifying foods:
Celery
Also, their high soluble and insoluble fiber content contributes to cleansing of the colon and cancer prevention. Squeeze some lime or lemon juice into your water and drink first thing in the morning. Whole oranges and grapefruits are delicious and can be eaten as a snack or a whole meal!
Beets
Celery juice is very high in electrolytes, which are vital for proper hydration and cellular functions. It’s packed with minerals like potassium, magnesium, sodium and iron, therefore is very alkalizing and neutralizes the effects of acidifying foods, such as meat, dairy and highly processed foods. The sodium available in celery is soluble and organic, and helps get rid of salty food cravings, which is vital when you’re detoxing. It also has a strong protective effect against colon cancer. Add it to your green juices, salad or vegetable stews. Citrus The liver is considered the primary detoxifying organ, and beets are amazing for cleansing and restoring it. Beets contain important bioactive agents (betaine and polyphenols), which have a wide range of physiologic effects, including liver protection by increasing enzymatic antioxidants. Beets taste amazing in juices. You can also marinate grated beets and add them to your salads. Some people prefer to cook them, but please note that heating destroys a lot of nutrients, so it’s best to enjoy them in a raw form.
Citrus fruits like lemon, lime, grapefruit and orange are famous for their cleaning and alkalizing properties. They are high in vitamin C and other powerful antioxidants.
Sprouts Some research has shown that alfalfa, sunflower and other sprouts may protect from harmful bacteria, like salmonella and E. coli. Another study shows that sprouting seeds increases the levels of phenolic compounds and the antioxidant activity. Phenolic compounds help with the detoxification of mycotoxins (toxic substances produced by fungus) that affect human health.
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Late Kick Off Live at the Apollo Weatherview BBC News Breakfast Heir Hunters Homes Under the Hammer Rip Off Britain: Food Watchdog Test House Bargain Hunt BBC News; Weather Regional News and Weather Doctors Perfection Escape to the Country More Creatures Great and Flog It! Trade Secrets Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show EastEnders Holby City Shetland BBC News Regional News and Weather Keeping Britain Safe 24/7
00:20 Louis Theroux's LA Stories 01:20 The Culture Show 01:50 This Is BBC Two 05:00 Schools - The Imagineers 05:30 Coding: The Future Is Creative 05:55 Schools - Absolute Genius with Dick and Dom
06:55 Wonders of Nature: Garden Life - Wildlife Around Us 07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:25 Homes Under the Hammer 08:25 Mountain 09:20 Wanted Down Under 10:05 Great British Garden Revival 11:05 Great British Railway Journeys 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Super League Show 14:45 Coast 14:55 South Africa Walks 15:25 Himalaya with Michael Palin 16:25 Cagney & Lacey 17:15 'Allo 'Allo! 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Revenge of the Egghead 19:30 The Voice: Louder on Two 20:00 Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Lambing Live 22:00 The Great British Sewing Bee 23:00 The Culture Show 23:30 Newsnight
00:10 The Secret Mediterranean with Trevor McDonald 01:05 Jackpot247 04:00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 04:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 05:10 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV Meridian Weather 15:00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Meridian Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Meridian 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 River Monsters 21:00 Midsomer Murders 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV Meridian Weather 23:35 Sports Life Stories
LAMBING LIVE
00:50 Troy 01:50 Random Acts 01:55 Scandal 02:45 Hostages 03:35 The Good Wife 04:20 Secret Removers 05:15 SuperScrimpers 05:45 Deal or No Deal 06:40 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 13:00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary 13:05 Coach Trip 13:35 River Cottage Bites 13:50 On the Fiddle 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Four in a Bed 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 Kirstie's Best of Both Worlds 22:00 Food Prices: The Shocking Truth 23:00 The Missing
Kate Humble and Adam Henson are in the Scottish Borders with the Dykes as they prepare to deliver and rear a flock of newborn lambs. Kate has been learning over the past six months that having a few sheep at home is very different to managing over a thousand on the hills, while Adam shares his findings after travelling round the UK to explore the secret life of sheep. Continues tomorrow
Wednesday 26th March
00:35 Swansea: Living on the Streets 01:05 Weatherview 01:10 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Rip Off Britain: Food 12:45 Watchdog Test House 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 More Creatures Great and Small 17:15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Weather 19:30 BBC London News 19:55 Party Political Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 21:00 Holiday Hit Squad 22:00 MasterChef 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 A Question of Sport
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A Very British Renaissance Royal Cousins at War This Is BBC Two Schools
07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:15 Homes Under the Hammer 08:15 Mountain 09:15 Wanted Down Under 10:00 Horizon 11:00 Food & Drink 11:30 See Hear 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 Coast 14:05 South Africa Walks 14:35 The Nature of Britain 15:25 Himalaya with Michael Palin 16:25 Cagney & Lacey 17:15 'Allo 'Allo! 17:45 'Allo 'Allo! 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 18:55 Party Political Broadcast 19:00 Revenge of the Egghead 19:30 The Voice: Louder on Two 20:00 Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Lambing Live 22:00 The Greatest Knight: William Marshal 23:00 W1A 23:30 Weather
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The Crocodile Hunter Diaries Jackpot247 Loose Women ITV Nightscreen The Jeremy Kyle Show Daybreak Lorraine The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV News and Weather ITV Meridian Weather Auf Wiedersehen My Pet The Alan Titchmarsh Show ITV Meridian Weather Tipping Point The Chase ITV News Meridian Party Political Broadcast ITV News and Weather Emmerdale Coronation Street Big Star's Little Star Law & Order: UK ITV News at Ten and Weather ITV Meridian Weather Exposure
MASTERCHEF
New series. John Torode and Gregg Wallace return to put more keen cooks to the test. The first six hopefuls take on a new challenge in which they prepare their Calling Card, a dish that represents who they are and showcases their talent. This is followed by the infamous Invention Test, in which there is now a choice of two boxes of ingredients, and the stakes are high because after that, two of the amateurs will be going home.
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Secrets of the Vatican Random Acts Poker KOTV Boxing Weekly Trans World Sport Beach Volleyball Freesports on 4 Triathlon SuperScrimpers Deal or No Deal Countdown Will & Grace Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier A Place in the Sun: Home or Phil: Secret Agent Down Channel 4 News Coach Trip River Cottage Gun Fury Countdown Deal or No Deal Four in a Bed Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News The Political Slot Secret Eaters Dead Famous DNA First Dates
00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 01:50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 02:15 SuperCasino 04:05 Born to Kill? 05:00 House Doctor 05:45 HouseBusters 06:10 Michaela's Wild Challenge 07:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Fireman Sam 07:35 The WotWots 07:45 Peppa Pig 07:50 Olly the Little White Van 08:00 Little Princess 08:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:10 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Hotel Inspector 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Back to You and Me 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 21:00 Benidorm ER 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
00:00 Body of Proof 00:55 Body of Proof 01:50 Police 5 02:15 SuperCasino 04:15 The Travellers' Secret Cash Stash 05:00 House Doctor 05:45 HouseBusters 06:10 Michaela's Wild Challenge 07:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Fireman Sam 07:35 The WotWots 07:45 Peppa Pig 07:50 Play! 08:00 Little Princess 08:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:10 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Gadget Show 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:20 Murder on the 13th Floor 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Dangerous Drivers' School 21:00 Killing Spree 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Castle 23:30 Newsnight
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Thursday 27th March 00:05 Show 00:50 01:20 01:25 07:00 10:15 11:00 12:00 12:45 13:15 14:00 14:30 14:45 15:15 16:00 16:45 Small 17:15 18:15 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:25 23:35
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The Michael McIntyre Chat Blandings Weatherview BBC News Breakfast Heir Hunters Homes Under the Hammer Rip Off Britain: Food Watchdog Test House Bargain Hunt BBC News; Weather Regional News and Weather Doctors Perfection Escape to the Country More Creatures Great and Flog It! Trade Secrets Pointless BBC News BBC London News The One Show EastEnders Room 101 EastEnders MasterChef BBC News Regional News and Weather Question Time
The Restaurant Man See Hear This Is BBC Two A Question of Faith
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Schools - Found Schools - The Big Wheel What Makes Me, Me This Is BBC Two Homes Under the Hammer Mountain Wanted Down Under Fake or Fortune? Gardeners' World HARDtalk BBC News BBC World News Daily Politics Coast South Africa Walks The Nature of Britain Himalaya with Michael Palin Cagney & Lacey 'Allo 'Allo! 'Allo 'Allo! Antiques Roadshow Revenge of the Egghead The Voice: Louder on Two Antiques Road Trip Lambing Live The Worricker Trilogy Newsnight
00:35 Harry's South Pole Heroes 01:30 Jackpot247 04:00 Columbo: Rest in Peace, Mrs Columbo 05:40 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Meridian 15:00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Meridian Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Meridian 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Ade at Sea 22:00 Dangerous Dogs 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV News Meridian 23:35 Edge of Heaven
IT TAKES A THIEF TO CATCH A THIEF
00:00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 00:55 Random Acts 01:00 Vicky Cristina Barcelona 02:45 A Good Year 04:45 River Cottage Bites 05:00 SuperScrimpers 05:55 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 06:05 Deal or No Deal 07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 A Place in the Sun 12:00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Coach Trip 13:35 River Cottage Bites 13:50 The Cross of Lorraine 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Four in a Bed 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 The Hoarder Next Door 22:00 Mayday: The Passenger Who Landed a Plane 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Richard Taylor and Will Davies visit a north London charity shop where thieves cost the good cause it supports £80,000 a year, advising staff on methods to deter criminals. The duo then visit a Glasgow offlicence, where Will sets to work kitting out the store with the latest security devices and Richard puts the manager to the test by posing as a drunken crook.
Friday 28th March 00:35 This Week 01:20 Skiing Weatherview 01:25 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Rip Off Britain: Food 12:45 Watchdog Test House 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 More Creatures Great and Small 17:15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Weather 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 London's Met Special: Do You Trust the Police 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 MasterChef 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 BBC News 23:25 National Lottery Update 23:35 Joanna Lumley Meets Will.i.am
00:20 The Greatest Knight: William Marshal 01:20 Panorama 01:50 This Is BBC Two
02:55 Formula 1 04:35 This Is BBC Two 05:55 Schools: 3, 2, 1 Go! - Key Stage 1 06:55 Formula 1 08:35 Animal Park 09:20 Wanted Down Under 10:05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 11:05 Pound Shop Wars 11:35 The Travel Show 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Coast 14:05 South Africa Walks 14:35 The Nature of Britain 15:25 Himalaya with Michael Palin 16:25 Cagney & Lacey 17:15 'Allo 'Allo! 17:45 'Allo 'Allo! 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Revenge of the Egghead 19:30 The Voice: Louder on Two 20:00 Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Lambing Live 22:00 Gardeners' World 22:30 A Very British Renaissance 23:30 Newsnight
00:35 The Cube 01:30 Jackpot247 04:00 Tonight 04:25 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV Meridian Weather 15:00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Meridian Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Meridian 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Student Nurses: Bedpans and Bandages 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Edge of Heaven 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV Meridian Weather 23:35 Scent of a Woman
MYSTERIES OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
Documentary about the area of the north Atlantic between Florida, Puerto Rico and Bermuda where it is alleged many boats and aeroplanes have gone missing. Stories about strange events in the region include a US Coast Guard ship that detected a phantom landmass on its radar, two `ghost rockets' that flew silently over a US Navy ship and Russian submarines that reported all manner of bizarre activity.
01:05 The Missing 02:05 Random Acts 02:10 First Dates 03:05 Shop Secrets: Tricks of the Trade 03:35 Katie: My Beautiful Friends 05:25 Dispatches 05:55 Deal or No Deal 06:50 SuperScrimpers 07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 13:00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary 13:05 Coach Trip 13:35 River Cottage Bites 13:50 The Belles of St Trinian's 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Four in a Bed 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Marvel's Agents of SHIELD 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man
00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 00:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 01:50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 02:15 SuperCasino 04:05 Botched Up Bodies 05:00 House Doctor 05:45 HouseBusters 06:10 Michaela's Wild Challenge 07:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Fireman Sam 07:35 The WotWots 07:45 Peppa Pig 07:50 Play! 08:00 Little Princess 08:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:10 My Neighbor's Keeper 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief 22:00 The Hotel Inspector 23:00 Person of Interest 23:55 CSI: NY
00:55 Access 01:00 SuperCasino 04:05 Soho Blues 05:00 House Doctor 05:20 House Doctor 05:45 HouseBusters 06:10 Nick's Quest 06:35 Nick's Quest 07:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Fireman Sam 07:35 The WotWots 07:45 Peppa Pig 07:50 Play! 08:00 Little Princess 08:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 My Spiral into Debt Hell 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Diagnosis Murder 16:15 Love's Resounding Courage 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 22:00 Mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle 23:00 NCIS: Los Angeles 23:55 The Dark Road
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MARCH ISSUE No.4/ 25th March -1st April 2014 (#24)
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Saturday 29th March 00:35 Would I Lie to You? 01:05 EastEnders 03:30 Weatherview 03:35 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 08:00 Formula 1 10:30 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:00 James Martin: Home Comforts 12:30 James Martin: Home Comforts 13:00 Football Focus 13:45 Sportsday 14:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 14:15 Formula 1 16:30 Reflex 17:15 Final Score 18:15 Shrek 19:40 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 20:00 The Voice UK 22:10 The National Lottery Live 22:20 Casualty 23:10 BBC News; Weather 23:30 Match of the Day
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Weather Thirteen Days Question Time Wild Brazil This Is BBC Two Formula 1 The Saint in New York
08:15 The Saint Strikes Back 09:20 The Living Planet 10:15 The Living Planet 11:10 The Nature of Britain 12:00 Fred Dibnah's Made in Britain 12:30 Great British Railway Journeys 13:00 James Martin: Home Comforts 13:30 Mary Berry Cooks 14:00 The Hairy Bakers 14:15 The 39 Steps 15:40 Talking Pictures 16:20 North by Northwest 18:30 Mountain Gorilla 19:30 Flog It! 20:30 Dad's Army 21:00 The Perfect Morecambe & Wise 21:30 The Plantagenets 22:30 QI 23:00 Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle 23:30 We Need to Talk about Kevin
02:25 Jackpot247 04:00 The Majestic 06:30 ITV Nightscreen 07:00 Dino Dan 07:25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 07:45 Canimals 08:10 Om Nom Stories 08:20 Sooty 08:30 Scrambled! 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Murder, She Wrote 11:25 Dinner Date 12:25 ITV News and Weather 12:34 ITV Meridian Weather 12:35 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 13:05 The Unforgettable 13:35 Junior 15:35 The Chase 16:35 Midsomer Murders 18:30 ITV Meridian Weather 18:30 ITV News Meridian 18:45 ITV News and Weather 19:00 You've Been Framed! 20:00 Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway 21:25 The Cube 22:25 Law & Order: UK 23:25 The Americans
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8 Out of 10 Cats Brooklyn Nine-Nine Zoolander Random Acts The Simpsons Happy Endings Happy Endings Franklin & Bash The Good Wife SuperScrimpers Deal or No Deal The Hoobs The Hoobs The Grid Trans World Sport The Morning Line Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons The Simpsons Undercover Boss USA Channel 4 Racing Come Dine with Me Come Dine with Me Channel 4 Racing Channel 4 News Marvel's Agents of SHIELD Hostages The Mechanic Beverly Hills Cop III
Remake of the 1972 Charles Bronson action thriller, starring Jason Statham and Ben Foster. Arthur Bishop is a professional hitman who despatches his victims with the coolness of someone at the top of his game. But when his close friend Harry is murdered, things become personal and Arthur sets out to get revenge with the help of Harry's son.
Sunday 30th March
00:55 Access 01:00 SuperCasino 04:05 Born to Kill? 05:00 House Doctor 05:20 House Doctor 05:45 HouseBusters 06:10 Nick's Quest 06:35 Nick's Quest 07:00 Peppa Pig 07:05 Roary the Racing Car 07:15 Fifi and the Flowertots 07:25 Bubble Guppies 07:35 The Mr Men Show 07:50 Chloe's Closet 08:00 Roobarb and Custard Too 08:10 Bananas in Pyjamas 08:25 Make Way for Noddy 08:40 City of Friends 08:55 Little Princess 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina: The Next Steps 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Access 11:05 Meerkat Manor 11:35 The Bridge at Remagen 13:55 A Bridge Too Far 17:15 Joe Kidd 18:55 Columbo: Mind over Mayhem 20:20 The Dark Road 21:10 NCIS 22:05 5 News Weekend 22:10 Greatest Kids' TV Shows
00:30 We Need to Talk about Kevin
00:10 BBC News; Weather
02:15 I Am Love
00:30 Match of the Day
04:10 This Is BBC Two
01:55 The Football League Show
07:00 Countryfile
03:15 Weatherview
08:00 Gardeners' World
03:20 BBC News
08:30 Match of the Day
07:00 Breakfast
10:00 The Andrew Marr Show
09:00 Formula 1
11:00 The Big Questions
12:15 Sunday Politics
12:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites
13:30 MOTD2 Extra
13:30 Living Famously
14:00 BBC News
14:30 Foreign Correspondent
14:10 Weather for the Week
16:25 I Confess
Ahead
18:00 Flog It!
14:15 NoRuz: The Persian Spring
19:00 The Hairy Bikers:
14:45 Formula 1
Restoration Road Trip
16:45 Deadly 60 on a Mission
20:00 Great Barrier Reef
17:15 Escape to the Country
21:00 Border Country: The Story of
17:45 Songs of Praise
Britain's Lost Middleland
18:20 Pointless Celebrities
22:00 Louis Theroux's LA Stories
19:05 Blandings
23:00 QI XL
19:35 BBC News; Regional News
23:45 Top of the Pops: 1977
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The Americans ITV News and Weather ITV Meridian Weather Through the Keyhole Jackpot247 In Plain Sight ITV Nightscreen Dino Dan Matt Hatter Chronicles Canimals Om Nom Stories Sooty Scrambled! ITV News Murder, She Wrote The Unforgettable ITV News and Weather ITV Meridian Weather River Monsters Agatha Christie's Marple Big Star's Little Star Moonraker ITV Meridian Weather ITV News and Weather Catchphrase Surprise Surprise Endeavour ITV News at Ten and Weather ITV Meridian Weather Piers Morgan's Life Stories
ENDEAVOUR New series. Shaun Evans returns as the young Inspector Morse in the first of four feature-length episodes. A baffling suicide, an anguished father searching for his missing daughter and the smashand-grab robbery of medieval artefacts throw the detective in at the deep end as he resumes his role with Oxford City Police following a four-month absence from duty.
00:45 Beverly Hills Cop III 02:50 Notorious 04:50 Abductees 05:05 Hollyoaks 07:10 Arenacross 07:35 Arenacross 08:00 Arenacross 08:30 Mark Webber Tasmania Challenge 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 Secret Eaters 14:35 The Big Bang Theory 15:05 The Big Bang Theory 15:35 How I Met Your Mother 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 The Simpsons 17:00 The Simpsons 17:30 Deal or No Deal 18:30 Home Alone 20:30 Channel 4 News 21:00 Secret History 22:00 The Woman in Black 23:50 Orphan
02:10 SuperCasino 05:00 Wildlife SOS 05:25 Make It Big 05:50 The Funky Valley Show 06:00 Angels of Jarm 06:10 Hana's Helpline 06:20 Angels of Jarm 06:30 The Funky Valley Show 06:40 Hana's Helpline 07:00 Peppa Pig 07:05 Roary the Racing Car 07:15 Fifi and the Flowertots 07:25 Bubble Guppies 07:35 The Mr Men Show 07:50 Chloe's Closet 08:00 Roobarb and Custard Too 08:10 Bananas in Pyjamas 08:25 Make Way for Noddy 08:35 City of Friends 08:45 Toby's Travelling Circus 08:55 Little Princess 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:20 Angelina Ballerina 09:35 Rupert Bear 09:50 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 10:05 Jelly Jamm 10:20 LazyTown 10:50 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures 10:55 Milkshake! Show Songs 11:00 Power Rangers Super Samurai 11:35 Power Rangers Megaforce 12:10 Hoodwinked 13:35 Gremlins 2: the New Batch 15:40 Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot 17:20 A Bug's Life 19:10 Mum of the Year 2014 20:05 5 News Weekend 20:10 Bulletproof Monk 22:00 Top 40 Ultimate Action Movies
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The Football League Show Weatherview BBC News Breakfast Heir Hunters Homes Under the Hammer Don't Get Done, Get Dom Saints and Scroungers Bargain Hunt BBC News; Weather BBC Regional News Doctors Perfection Escape to the Country More Creatures Great and Flog It! Pointless BBC News Weather BBC London News The One Show BBC News; Regional News Bang Goes the Theory EastEnders Panorama Silk BBC News BBC Regional News The Michael McIntyre Chat
00:45 War Requiem 02:10 Countryfile 03:10 Holby City
04:10 Silk 05:10 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Rip Off Britain: Food 08:50 Watchdog Test House 09:20 Wanted Down Under 10:05 The Restaurant Man 11:05 Great British Railway Journeys 11:35 Click 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Cash in the Attic 14:30 The Nature of Britain 15:30 Cagney & Lacey 16:15 Himalaya with Michael Palin 17:15 'Allo 'Allo! 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Revenge of the Egghead 19:30 The Voice: Louder on Two 20:00 Antiques Road Trip 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Mary Berry Cooks 22:00 The Plantagenets 23:00 Rev 23:30 Newsnight
00:15 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 00:45 Premiership Rugby Union 01:40 The Store 03:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 05:10 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV Meridian Weather 15:00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 16:00 Dickinson's Real Deal 16:59 ITV Meridian Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Meridian 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 I Never Knew That About Britain 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 The Widower 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV Meridian Weather 23:35 The Agenda
OUR GAY WEDDING: THE MUSICAL
02:00 The Good Wife 02:45 The Hotel 03:40 Secret Removers 04:40 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 05:00 SuperScrimpers 05:55 Hugh's 3 Good Things 06:05 Deal or No Deal 07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Canada 12:00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 13:00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary 13:05 River Cottage Bites 13:10 Reap the Wild Wind 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Four in a Bed 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Nigel Farage: Who Are You? 21:30 Shop Secrets: Tricks of the Trade 22:00 One Born Every Minute 23:00 Our Gay Wedding: The Musical
On Saturday, the first same-sex weddings in England and Wales took place, and this programme offers viewers front-row seats at one of the ceremonies from that day. Benjamin Till and Nathan Taylor are staging their nuptials as a musical, with show-stopping ensembles featuring the whole congregation of family, friends and special guests, including a duet by the grooms' mothers.
00:55 Point Break 03:20 SuperCasino 04:05 Benidorm ER 05:00 Wildlife SOS 05:25 Make It Big 05:50 The Funky Valley Show 06:00 Angels of Jarm 06:10 Hana's Helpline 06:20 Angels of Jarm 06:30 The Funky Valley Show 06:40 Hana's Helpline 07:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Fireman Sam 07:35 The WotWots 07:45 Peppa Pig 07:50 Play! 08:00 Little Princess 08:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:10 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Benidorm ER 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS 16:20 Access 16:25 The Gunfighter's Pledge 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Police Interceptors 22:00 Conned, Fleeced and Left for Broke 23:00 The Disappearance of Flight MH370
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MARCH ISSUE No.4/ 25th March -1st April 2014 (#24)
La Nucia
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LA NUCÍA INTERNATIONAL DAY On Sunday, March 30th, La Nucia will celebrate “La Nucía International Day”at the “Camilo Cano Sports Complex”, a cultural event, especially addressed to the international community living in Spain. Half a million foreigners are estimated to live in the province of Alicante, with more than 100 different nationalities. At the present, the town of La Nucía has 84 different nationalities. “La Nucía International Day” will be a journey full of joy and fun, for everybody interested in other countries, cultures and folklore. There will be musical performances, dancing, traditional clothing, traditional dishes, crafts, etc. Bolivia, Senegal, The Netherlands, Belgium, Bulgaria, Rumania, Germany, England, Ireland, Russia, Spain, France, China, Indonesia, Norway, Sweden, Brazil, Greece, Switzerland and other countries will show us the best of their cultures. You can’t miss it! Sunday, March 30th 2014 from 11.00 am 17.00pm. Sport complex Ciudad Deportiva Camilo Cano, La Nucía (access from roundabout number 1) in the Festival Tent “Impossiblevent”, Free entrance.!
For more information TELEPHONE 96 687 54 10 or visit eventos@lanucía.es
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MARCH ISSUE No.4/ 25th March -1st April 2014 (#24)
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Your weekly Horoscope ARIES
If your life were a French film, Monday would be the part in the movie when you suddenly see what you need to do very clearly, and nothing can stand in the way of you doing it. Tuesday and Wednesday, you collect an Academy Award for your performance. People who pass you on the street pause and walk backwards a few yards just to explain what a role model you are to them. It’s funny, then, that Thursday and Friday should be so gloomy. An odd feeling follows your accomplishments on those days.
CANCER
For some reason, the face you present to the world on Monday is not the face you think you’re presenting. Expect wild misreading of your mood. And cut yourself a wide swath: Maybe going out with friends isn’t the best idea. Tuesday and Wednesday, the challenges you face are largely money-related. The more flexible you are, the sooner everything will be squared away. On Thursday and Friday, your energy level is finally as high as you’d like it to be. You’ll be stopping to help old ladies carry groceries up the stairs. This weekend, too, you’re busy as a bee.
LIBRA
TAURUS
At some point on Monday, you tune everything else out and suddenly think: Aha! What pops into your head isn’t a panacea to global conflict, but it’s significant to you. It’s the kind of insight that throws light on a number of answers. On Tuesday and Wednesday, you’re thinking radically, and you may be a little too invested in what others say. Keep in mind that you’re just extra-sensitive right now. Thursday and Friday, the solution to a small problem comes to you as advice from a good friend. Saturday and Sunday, take it easy.
LEO
With all the enthusiasm you have on Monday, you can’t go wrong. Convey your admiration to someone with an original jingle. Lay it on thick. Make a winning impression. Tuesday and Wednesday are entirely lacking in inspiration for original jingles, what with all the problems laid out before you — power struggles, other issues. But Thursday and Friday put you in an incredibly creative mood, and you want to do something meaningful. Listen and be open to anything. Follow your instincts. Saturday and Sunday, someone teaches you something interesting.
SCORPIO
You’re flooded with thoughts of the past on Monday. You may be thinking about world history or about personal history — whatever the case, you’re sentimental about it. Chalk up the bummer feeling to the emotional vicissitudes of everyday life. And chalk this up to the same: Tuesday and Wednesday are nothing but fun. Good times and great conversations. On Thursday and Friday, you’re inundated with work projects. Getting as much done as possible before the weekend is smart. Saturday and Sunday, you’ll want to spend all your time staring into someone’s eyes.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way — this is truer than ever on Monday. Let your determination make the naysayers step back. But be pleasant about it. As you initiate new projects in one realm of your life, another realm — your home life — seems to take a turn for the worse, especially on Wednesday. The problems are not as bad as they seem, though, and Thursday and Friday provide you with plenty of time for unadulterated pleasure. Music or theater figures prominently. Saturday and Sunday, as much as you’d like to stay in the art-appreciation mindset, fitness is crucial.
You know that feeling when your favorite song comes on the radio? That enthusiastic, elated feeling? That’s what Monday is like, but on a bigger scale, obviously, because it doesn’t last only three minutes; it lasts all day. Tuesday and Wednesday, apply yourself to a project that has eluded you for a long time. The breakthrough won’t come until you’re already a few steps into it. Then, Thursday and Friday, be purely creative. If you’ve been writing songs, write more. Indulge your impulses. Get work done some other time. That said, on Saturday and Sunday, if your family needs you, be there.
You’re a train conductor on Monday, and the most important thing is that you stay on the tracks. Keeping to your schedule is important, too. You’re a vital link in a much bigger system and there’s a lot riding on you, so be disciplined. Thankfully, Tuesday and Wednesday offer chances to have fun. Maybe you’ll meet an intelligent traveler who takes a liking to you. Romance could occur. Thursday and Friday, you’re constantly sidetracked — though in a dreamy, pleasant way. (Just make sure you’re not in anyone else’s way.) This weekend, you find yourself in bohemian environs. Cool.
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Like a certain out-of-season mythical holiday figure, you’re drawing up lists and checking them twice on Monday. The problem is that nothing is clear at the moment, so try as you might to categorize and strategize, it just doesn’t work. Tuesday and Wednesday, look for other ways of organizing your life. Consider the ideas presented in the context of friendly debate. Remember that you stand to learn something. Thursday and Friday, deep thinking turns into intense dreaming. Make yourself heard on Saturday and Sunday.
VIRGO
The romance of Sunday extends into Monday and starts your week on what may be the best foot possible. It’s the foot you use to tango. It’s excellent when romance has a creative dimension to it, isn’t it? Tuesday and Wednesday, the urge to clean house overcomes you — it’s a happy, productive urge. If, while you’re cleaning, someone calls to ask for your advice on something, don’t take the opportunity to be critical. Be purely constructive. Thursday and Friday, others won’t be as organized as you (surprise, surprise), but don’t let it get to you. This weekend, your spirits are high.
SAGITTARIUS
Saving money can be a source of pleasure, a challenge, a game of sorts. Rather than buying wrapping paper and a card, write a message to someone on a piece of paper and wrap your present in the note. You know, that kind of thing. Tuesday and Wednesday, extend your creativity by communicating with perfect strangers — you never know with whom you might hit it off. Thursday and Friday, you won’t be hitting it off with many people, what with the bizarre waves of weariness crashing upon you. In the latter half of the week, Saturday and Sunday are your social days.
PISCES
By asking someone for a favor on Monday, you may be doing them a favor without knowing it. So, if they say yes, don’t feel guilty. As a way of expressing your thanks (to them and to the world at large), make your services available — for free — on Tuesday and Wednesday. Friends helping friends is a beautiful kind of economy. Then, Thursday and Friday, the time comes to do yourself a favor. Maybe this means splurging at a spa, or maybe it means something more modest, like buying a book you’ve had your eye on. This weekend is a perfect time for reading.
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1. In a game of snooker, how many balls in total are used? 2. An archery target consists of how many colours? 3. On a dart board, which two numbers are halfway down the board? 4. How many players take part in a game of netball? 5. How many teams compete in the Barclays Premier League? 6. In which year did Red Rum win his first Grand National? 7. In which year was the first FA Cup final played? 8. To the nearest five thousand, how many seats does the new Wembley Stadium have? 9. What number squared totals 196? 10. What do Americans call candy floss?
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MARCH ISSUE No.4/ 25th March -1st April 2014 (#24)
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a more familiar circular screen and using “premium materials”. There’s no specs out there but Motorola says the device will arriving in “summer 2014 in a selection of styles”. Although neither LG nor Motorola are saying what exactly these smartwatches will be able to do, Google’s announcement of Android Wear made it pretty clear what it wants from these devices: they should respond to voice commands and carry out basic searches; offer notifications and reminders; control other gadgets; and sync up with fitness devices.
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are, of course, still owned by the company - pending the sale to Lenovo. LG’s G watch uses a square design similar in appearance to Sony’s Smartwatch and will reportedly be “compatible with a range of Andoird smartphones”. It’ll also be voice activated, looks like it'll integrate Google Now and will be released in the second quarter of 2014. The Moto 360. So sleek and cool you'll need two coffees to keep up. There’s even less details on hand about Motorola’s offering, the Moto 360, but images of the device show that the company is putting design first, offering users
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Google made its ambitions for the wearable market clear yesterday when it unveiled a new operating system for powering smartwatches: Android Wear. Now, the first designs from selected hardware partners are starting to emerge with both LG and Motorola releasing pictures of their upcoming gadgets. Both companies have a long history of working with Google and it seems likely that these devices will be as close to the search giant’s vision of the smartwatch as you’re likely to come by. LG previously built two of the company's Nexus smartphones while Motorola
The question is, how will LG and Motorola's offerings compare to the current crop of smartwatches? In terms of checking boxes, there’s not a lot of new functionality but the deciding factor will be how well all these features come together. Will the touchscreens be responsive? How long with the battery last? Will syncing be a hassle or seamless? None of this is easy to predict, but if these devices really do have Google’s blessing then we can at least expect an improvement over what’s currently on the market. What's more, it seems that it's technology like this (rather than the oops-we-created-the-futureyou-dreaded, aka Google Glass) that will be leading wearables forward.
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Rooney wonder goal sets United up for another victory Six days ago, Manchester United were being humiliated by Liverpool at Old Trafford. But on Saturday against West Ham -- and despite the absence of Robin van Persie -- they were on cruise control, riding a pair of goals from Wayne Rooney (including what might go down as the goal of the season) to a routine, comfortable 2-0 win. The first half -- and probably the whole match -- was overshadowed by Rooney's wonder-goal. Challenging James Tomkins for a bouncing ball on the halfway line, Rooney rolled his opponent, spotted Adrian off his line, and blasted a perfect 55-yard shot home to give the visitors the lead. It has been coming, too. For all the talk of Manchester United's issues this season, they're still dangerous on their day, and David Moyes' side had had West Ham on the back foot for most of the opening spell. The Hammers replied by pushing up, and Mohamed Diamé might have done better when he worked his way through the visitors' makeshift defence only to delay his shot too long and coughed up possession, but Manchester United
Barcelona Wins Another Classico!
Real Madrid 3-4 FC Barcelona
FC Barcelona won a seven-goal thriller at the Santiago Bernabeu stadium, cutting Real Madrid's lead in La Liga to just a single point. Lionel Messi was undoubtedly the man of the match as he scored a hat trick and assisted the other goal. After a first half of epic proportions found Sunday’s El Clasico knotted up at 2-2, La Liga giants Barcelona and hosts Real Madrid doubled down on the excitement in a second half befitting of the hype. The first tally of the second half found Ronaldo winning a controversial penalty after some boot-to-boot contact with Dani Alves that appeared to occur just outside the box. He finished low and hard to the left of Valdes to restore Madrid’s lead, 3-2 in the 55th.
But the PK shoe was on the other foot eight minutes later as Sergio Ramos picked up a red card for Real Madrid. If the first decision carried controversy, this one was that and then some, as Neymar was free of Ramos when he appeared to trip over his own two feet, literally, inside the box. Lionel Messi finished and it was 3-3. Barca won the match’s third penalty in the 84th minute, when Xavi collided with Xabi Alonso inside the box. Messi converted his hat trick but more importantly launched Blaugrana within a point of both Madrid teams. Barcelona came into this match four points behind Real Madrid, but thanks to Lionel Messi's heroics, that lead has been slimmed down to just one point. Barcelona had to suffer, trailing at two points in the match, but in the end, they pulled the big win out of their seemingly endless bag of tricks over 10-man Real Madrid. Anything but three points for FC Barcelona would have dealt a serious blow to their title chances. A loss all but would have eliminated them, opening up a 7 point gap. A draw, while better, was not what the Blaugrana were aiming for. Thanks to key men such as Messi and Andres Iniesta, Barcelona have taken a big step towards retaining the Liga title.
had West Ham right where they wanted them -pressing up the pitch and leaving space behind into which they could surge. The visitors' second came on the counterattack. With West Ham screaming for a penalty at one end of the pitch, Ashley Young surged up their left flank, and although the winger's cross wasn't good enough to find Shinji Kagawa at the back post, Mark Noble made a hash of the attempted clearance, hitting the ball off Rooney's ankles and in to make it 2-0 to Manchester United. Rooney's brace turned out to be more than enough for Manchester United to secure the points. Down by two, West Ham didn't have it in them to push for a comeback draw, and the second half was an extraordinarily quiet affair. With the points wrapped up, Moyes had the chance to rest the likes of Rooney and Juan Mata with 15 minutes still left to play -- the focus now is on the Manchester derby in midweek. If the Red Devils can get a win there, perhaps some of the sting will be taken out of the season.
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MARCH ISSUE No.4/ 25th March -1st April 2014 (#24)
Amir Khan to fight Luis Collazo in Las Vegas
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Andy Murray cruises into last 16 in Miami
Andy Murray progressed to the last 16 of the Sony Amir Khan will fight Luis Collazo on Floyd Open Tennis in Miami after Mayweather's undercard in Las Vegas on May 3. clinching a comfortable 6-4 The Bolton-born fighter had hoped to take on Floyd 6-1 victory over Feliciano Mayweather on that date, but the American opted Lopez. to face Marcos Maidana instead. However, 27-yearApart from one minor old Khan will now compete on the undercard at the blip at the start of the MGM Grand against Collazo - a 32-year-old Puerto match, when he dropped Rican Collazo will go into the fight with a record of 35 serve straight after he had fights out of 39 and is on a four-fight winning streak, gained a break himself, the including an impressive second-round stoppage of British No 1 was firmly in former WBC champion Victor Ortiz in January. control against his Spanish Khan will be making his debut at welterweight against opponent. the former opponent of Ricky Hatton; it will be his The defending champion first fight since Khan struggled to victory against the needed just an hour and veteran Julio Diaz in Sheffield last April. Khan will 13 minutes to see off a lacklustre Lopez, who has hope victory over 32-year-old Collazo will propel him now lost all nine ATP matches he has played against closer to what would be a lucrative showdown with Murray. Andy Murray began his 2014 campaign with Mayweather. a number of laboured displays after last year's back surgery but now looks to be improving ahead of a fourth-round clash with Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.
FA Allows 3G Phil Taylor wins pitches in FA Cup Second PDC ProTour title
The Football Association has confirmed artificial pitches will be allowed in every round of the FA Cup from next season. Under current rules, 3G (third generation) surfaces are banned from the first round of the competition and in professional league from the Conference upwards. The decision to allow 3G ("third generation") surfaces from next season will be welcomed by clubs who rely on their more sustainable running costs. Artificial surfaces were outlawed from English professional football almost 20 years ago. "Clubs are increasingly seeing the benefits of using 3G surfaces across the football pyramid and clubs who play on those surfaces can now retain home advantage in the competition," FA general secretary Alex Horne said. "The value of 3G pitches has been clearly demonstrated during the recent wet weather where leagues within the grassroots game have migrated to them to address fixture backlogs."
Phil Taylor won his second PDC ProTour title of 2014 with an imperious showing to claim victory in Players Championship 4 in Crawley on Sunday, whitewashing Ian White in the final. The 16-time world champion was in stunning form throughout the day, winning six of his seven matches with ton-plus averages and ending the day with an overall average of 106.59 - not to mention missing double 18 for a nine-dart finish against Michael Smith. Taylor opened the day with a 109.98 average as he whitewashed Brian Woods, and then overcame Mareno Michels and Paul Nicholson before defeating Vincent van der Voort with a stunning 118.42 average to reach the quarter-finals. There, he avenged his world championship defeat to Michael Smith with a 6-1 win, which included missing double 18 for a nine-darter before he returned to land double nine for a ten-dart winning leg. He then saw off Mervyn King in the semi-finals with a 6-2 triumph before sweeping past Stoke rival White in the decider to take the £10,000 first prize.
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Good Week Spurs Starting to Shine
Gylfi Sigurdsson scored a stoppage-time winner after Christian Eriksen’s double as Tottenham Hotspur stormed back from 2-0 down to beat Southampton 3-2 in the Premier League on Sunday. Sigurdsson, a half-time substitute for Moussa Dembele converted Denmark midfielder Eriksen’s lay-off to keep alive Spurs lingering hopes of a top-four finish. They are fifth on 56 points, six behind fourth-placed Arsenal, having played one more match.
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Bayern Punished
UEFA have ordered Bayern Munich to partially close the Allianz Arena for the second leg of their Champions League quarter-final with Manchester United. he part-closure is a punishment for the display of the homophobic banner during the previous match against Arsenal. The closure will not, it is understood, affect travelling supporters the section of the stadium where the banner was displayed will be closed. The club have also been fined 10,000 euros.
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W 11 9 8 8 7 7 5 5 5 3
D L F A PTS 3 2 101 59 36 3 5 96 74 30 3 5 88 72 27 3 6 90 80 27 4 5 82 78 25 3 7 86 84 24 5 7 81 89 20 2 10 75 95 17 2 9 70 90 17 2 12 65 105 11
Club Pld Pts 1 Chelsea 31 69 2 Liverpool 30 65 3 Man City 28 63 4 Arsenal 30 62 5 Spurs 31 56 6 Everton 29 54 7 Man Utd 30 51 8 Newcastle 30 46 9 Southampton 31 45 10 Stoke 31 37 11 Aston Villa 30 34 12 Hull 30 33 13 Norwich 31 32 14 West Ham 30 31 15 Swansea 30 29 16 West Brom 30 28 17 Crystal Palace 30 28 18 Sunderland 28 25 19 Cardiff 31 25 20 Fulham 31 24
P 12 12 10 12 11 11 11
W 8 6 5 5 3 3 3
D 4 3 2 2 4 2 1
L F A 0 89 41 3 64 56 3 56 44 5 61 59 4 56 54 6 48 62 7 42 68
PTS 28 21 17 17 13 11 10
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ALFAZ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE The 10 Premier League games produced a amazing Weekend.Goal galore, 42 in fact, 5 penalties (1 missed) 3 Red cards.Wrong Player sent off what more could happen, a Wayne Rooney wonder goal and a 1st Hat-Trick for Manchester City’s Ivorion Giant Ya Ya Toure. Unbelievable Jeff ! Abby’s Brigade increased their lead at the top of the Fantasy League to 32 points over Danielle’s Charlie Chico’s. As the Season heads towards the Easter Programme points on board are a desirable quality but as Teams start this Week to pull back games in hand anything can happen in the next few Weeks. Heidi’s Pot Luckers are still stuck at the bottom of the Table and remain 26 points adrift of Ben’s Boys. There is no change in our Junior League at the top or the bottom.Abby’s Brigade are running away with a massive 105 point lead over Rocky’s Mini Spurs while at the bottom there is similar distance between with Ben’s Boys trailing Jack’s Bubble Jack 8 F.C. by 102 points. Danielle’s Team Charlie’s Chico’s are taking a firm grip at the top of our Mark Carter Ladies Section at the moment they lead Laik’s Loonies by 33 points.Kim’s Ginger United are in 3rd place with Ann’s Golden Girls close by in 4th spot.Down at the foot of the Table Heidi’s Pot Luckers have been steadily picking up points and are now closing in on Rachel & Kim’s El.Niu Baddies.Laik’s Loonies have qualified for a stake on our Cellar Bar Cert Tip after wading in with 47 points. I reckon Ian Charman is due a Winner so stand by. With so many Goals there was plenty of movement in our Golden Boot League which is sponsored by Leonard Knowles Construction. Unfortunately there was no change
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at the top where Abby’s Brigade hold all the Aces.Her 3 top Players, Ya Ya Toure,Suarez and Strurridge scored 37 points between them. All 3 have gone through the 100 point mark. Micky’s Team Woodside are over a hundred points behind in 2nd place.Down at the other end of the Table Alan’s Wangies All Stars have not scored for 3 Weeks and they trail Irish Tommy’s Team The Unsocialables by 24 points. We have 4 Teams this Week going into the Premier Imports Monthly Draw for a case of fine Wine and they are our top scoring Team which was Abby’s Brigade with a creditable 64 and 3 Teams who got the joint lowest score Bobby’s High Grade Smokers,Joe’s Gunners Gonners and Karen’s Ceasars Black Cats who all failed to pick up a point in such a high scoring Weekend. Abby’s Brigade are having a fantastic week,top in 3 of our Leagues and they are also favourites to win our Manager of the Month for March which is being sponsored by Rachel at the El.Niu in Alfaz who provide fabulous Fish & Chips on a Friday as well as other tasty Dishes during the Week. With 1 Week to go The Brigade have a 12 point advantage over Laik’s Loonies.Brian’s Stretford Enders are nicely placed in 3rd spot followed by Rob’s Scunny F.C. With Mid-Week games coming up it’s all to play for. Our Breakfast for 2 sponsored by Kate at Rafters has gone to Tom’s Team Benidorm Trotters after leaping up 28 places to No 144. Kelvin’s Team Republic of Ashton beat Dave’s Team Rhuddlan Reds in a replay 31-16 in our K.O.Cup Competition. He will join Birmingham Boys,Gary’s Cupid Stunts, Phil’s
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Friday 28th March
20:45 Rugby Aviva - Bath v Sale 21:00 Super League - St Helens v Leeds
Saturday 29th March
09:00 F 1 - Malaysian GP Qualifying 13:15- Ch - Burnley v Leicester 13:45 BPL - Man Utd v Aston Villa 16:00 BPL - Crystal Palace v Chelsea 16:00 BPL - Southampton v Newcastle 16:00 BPL - Stoke City v Hull City 16:00 BPL - West Brom v Cardiff 16:00 BPL - Swansea v Norwich 18:30 BPL - Arsenal v Man City 20:00 Spanish - Ath Bilbao v Atl Madrid 22:00 Spanish - RMadrid v RVallecano
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Chelsea hit Arsenal for six in Wenger's 1,000th game
Chelsea ripped apart Premier League title rivals Arsenal in a 6-0 mauling at Stamford Bridge on Saturday to ensure Arsene Wenger's 1,000th game turned into a nightmare for him and blundering referee Andre Marriner. Goals from Samuel Eto'o, Andre Schuerrle, Eden Hazard, Oscar (2) and Mohamed Salah coupled with Marriner's daft decision to send off Kieran Gibbs for a handball by Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain will ensure Wenger remembers the day for all the wrong reasons. The visitors had the first chance with Olivier Giroud forcing a smart save from Petr Cech after four minutes but seconds later they fell behind. The sending-off did little to affect the destination of the points, however, as Arsenal were already 2-0 down when Gibbs was dismissed for his team mate's indiscretion and Hazard stepped up to covert the resulting penalty after just 17 minutes. Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho extended his unbeaten record against his bitter managerial rival to 11 games and the league leaders moved seven points clear of third-placed Arsenal having played a game more.
Second-placed Liverpool, who are also seven points adrift of Chelsea with two games in hand. This was Arsenal's biggest defeat since they were thrashed 8-2 by Manchester United in 2011 and will feature high on Wenger's list of worst performances in his 17-1/2 years in charge. It was the second time in six weeks that Arsenal had visited a major title rival and left with their tails between their legs after their 5-1 thrashing by Liverpool last month. In a similar vein to that encounter, their defence was all at sea in the early stages, allowing Chelsea to effectively wrap up the points within minutes of the kickoff.
"We started incredibly, Seven minutes gone we were 2-0 up, it's game over. We started very strong. I sent the message across that it was very important that we really want Arsenal to feel not comfortable�. J. Mourinho