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DEAR KEENWA PG
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AUTOMOTIVE & MARINE
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2000 TOYOTA CSI CAMRY For Sale Reliable strong car, 4 new tyres, new stereo iPod compatible, 329,000kms - Priced to sell $1900. 0431 284 228
2003 HOLDEN CRUZE 4 SALE Rego to June 2020, New tyres, battery, 195000kms, AWD, towbar, roof racks, runs great, serviced locally $2800 ONO Call Murray on 0416 443 783
JACKED UP 4WD Raised, All terrain Dual cab 90's Manual Petrol - rego May 2020. Road test, offers and trades welcome $4k Call Clem 0413 470 775 URGENT/MUST SELL - PRICE REDUCED! - PEUGEOT 1984 505 SDN Silver only 126.000k genuine. Full NSW Rego Air-con New Tyres Spotless in & out. Classic Car! Great to Drive. $4650.00 ONO. 0427 217 040 FOR SALE
MIZU BASIN MIXER Excellent condition. 'Bliss' style - chrome. Replaced due to renovation. All parts. $30 ($200 value) 0412 070 399 SKATEBOARD SMOOTH STAR Hardly used, comes w/ helmet /full set safety gear set/ graphite powder/etc. 0459 338 909 for photo. $300 ono
COUCH, 3 SEATER, Exc con, beige in colour, double stitched. Have had cover over it, so very clean. $300, you need to collect. 0459 338 909 for photo ,etc DAVID KENNEDYS ART GALLERY. Studio art for sale Text David on 0435 929 853
PROPERTY WORM WEE FOR HEALTHIER PLANTS. 100% PURE WORM WEE.$3 per litre. To ORDER Ring / Text David on 0429 844 548 Delivery within reason.
HOUSE FOR RENT IN FEDERAL Three bedroom, two bath house with pool and garage. Available immediately. Rent $2,500 per week. 0460 500 001
BEACHFRONT ROOM AVAILABLE Out front of South Goldens finest wave. Clean & furnished. Separate entrance. $325p/wk includes elec/water. Short term OK. 0449 179 314 STUDIO IN GARDEN SETTING. 5 minutes walk to beach and Byron centre. $320/week for 2 months. Suit single. 0418 857 509
WORKSHOP SPACE A&IE Workshop space available in a shared warehouse. 0413 470 775 - No shop front/craftsperson or artist preferred - no engagement! ROOM TO SHARE with one other in 2 bed, 1 bath unit in ocean shores. Avail 15 Feb, no pets! $220 per week, Call Steve 0407 105 832 after 2pm
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CHILD SAFETY GATE I need a child safety gate for my dog so condition is not that important must extend to 1.6 m Val 0423 348 136
WOMEN’S BASKETBALL Women wanted to play basketball. All ages welcome. All skill levels welcome. Tuesday evenings Jenny 0421 718 155 or info@byronbaybasketball.com
57YO WORKING LADY WITH SMALL DOG, NEW TO MULLUM. Looking for friends M or F any age, Coffee, lunch, dinner, etc. Susan 0427 035 121
WEB DESIGN WORK EXCHANGE Looking for a web designer to trade work/ skills. I'm a physio (massage incl.) who teaches Yoga and Pilates. Msg 0435 895 022 to discuss exchange options
WANTED COLLECTABLE OLD BOTTLES OLD GLASS & STONEWARE bottles such as soft drink, motor oil, milk, stone ginger beer, soda syphons, embossed chemist bottles etc. Ph 0439 779 577
Dear Keenwa Mother Grain FRO M THE Ancient Wisdom
DEAR KEENWA, I'm a leap year bloke. February 29 is going ahead this year. It's MY BIRTHDAY FA REALZ BITCHES! That's all. - Quartered Down DEAR QUARTERED DOWN, Two words for your birthday buddy - Tony. Robbins. Doesn't that explain so much? I'm thinking he spent so much time chatting motivationally to February 28 each year, that he made it believe it was the second last day of February, just so he could have cake. An expensive one. He'd be all like, now, "people love to say that knowledge is power. But the truth is that knowledge is only potential power." With 80's frat music blasting in the background, he would have been like now February 29, "the enemy of execution is complexity", where focus goes, energy flows." You totally exist. Every. Single. Year. Fist pump. Party hat. BOOM.
DEAR KEENWA, I've just arrived home from a yoni steaming party and I am panicking! Before I devulge (seriously, no pun intended) the deets, I should probs let you know that I am a long-time germaphobe (not my fault, I'm a Virgo). I thought we may have been gifted our own stool, considering the large investment, but alas we were to share. Fifty women. By the time the steam bath had moved around the whole circle, and arrived at me, the water was lukewarm, and I wasn't sure if the chunks of floating matter were herbal medicines or my sisters' actual skin pieces. What can I say, peer pressure got the best of me. I inhaled. Is there any chance that the infections the others' were steaming to cure, I also now need to repair? - Steamy STD DEAR STEAMY STD, Now that's what I call an oxytocin rinse. You better sign up for the next steam party.
