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IT IS AN UNDISPUTED FACT THAT OF ALL THE ANIMAL SPECIES ON earth, primates are the most closely related to humans - in features, mannerisms, bad habits and actions. If you were looking for any proof, go no further than the story that unfolded last week -“Baboons run amok at Sydney Hospital”. Last Tuesday, three baboons escaped while being transported to Royal Prince Alfred Hospital (the “RPA” of prime-time television fame). The three escapees were a 15-year-old male baboon of average height and weight, wearing only a large pair of red underpants, and two smaller females who had been brought along to keep him company. The girls, Thelma and Louise, both had distinctive red hair and were sporting bright red lipstick at the time. Robert, the male baboon, was booked in to have a vasectomy, which he had apparently not consented to having, and was keen to avoid. Aft er picking the locks on their cage in the transportation vehicle, Bob and his two wives made their break for freedom when the truck door was thoughtlessly swung open to let in some fresh air, as it had been a very hot day.

Aft er their successful escape, Bob, Thelma and Louise did what anyone would do, and sought out a pub. Their celebrations were brought to a premature end when it turned out the hotel they had chosen had a strict responsible service culture. Aft er 3 schooners each, the girls became quite loud and obnoxious, and were refused service. Bob went off , and, baboons being baboons, the place was trashed in less than 5 minutes. The police were called, along with the local vet, and the adventure was over. The vasectomy then proceeded without further incident. In follow up investigations it has been disclosed that Bob is doing as well as can be expected, although the bruising is quite substantial, as you might imagine. Medicare has agreed to pick up the tab for the pub – adding it to the hospital rebate. And the transportation company found its set of spare keys in Thelma’s handbag, along with four wallets, a fake ID, and three half eaten bananas. Apart from the fact that Bob had 25 wives at home, this could have been just another episode of “RPA”, or “Bondi Vet”. Baboons, gorillas, chimpanzees – when they’re not hard at work, they could probably hang out and chill in the Bay just like you and me. We are aft er all the home of Australia’s fi nest bananas! Tony, Byron Bazaar

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