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Ingredients 50ml Vodka (This will become a staple in your diet) 1/3rd Smirnoff Ice (It’s like being 14 again) 1/3rd Blue WKD (VK! It’s cheaper) 1/3rd Orange Breezer (Breezey)

Method Mix together the three disgustingly delightful alcopops (that you haven’t touched since them sitting in the park drinking days). It tastes like skittles (tasty rainbow time).

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The Fat Frog.

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17/18

Ingredients 50ml vodka (Leftover from the last time, hahaha just kidding like you haven’t already downed that before Fruity) 50ml lemon juice (Squeeze) 1 tablespoon sugar (If you’re staying in a premium room, you can put it round the rim, cause you fancy like that) Lemonade (Leftovers, Flatemates, BestBuy’s 79p a 2L)

Method Shake it up, (just think of them long weekend breaks you get, jokes you’re on Graphic Design, get used to 3 hours sleep and plenty of ProPlus) top up with lemonade, add a slice of lemon or two.

The month of... The Lemon Drop.

2017

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Graphic Design

LCA

17/18

Ingredients One glassHalf a Lime (Serving Tangy Freshness) 5 Fresh Mint Leaves (Okay this ones gonna need a bit of a shopping trip) Tablespoon of Sugar (Tasty diabetes) 50ml of Golden Rum (I mean golden, white, dark, rum is rum tip it up, and tip it in) Tonic Water (Lemonade could work too)

Method Mash mint and lime together with any utensil you can find (seriously anything, spoon, fork, knife, pen, ruler, overdraft statement). Add the rum, top with tonic water and stir. (Get the top end of your serving spoon you used to make your carbonara back out, mash, mash, mash).

The month of... The Mojito.

2017

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Graphic Design

LCA

17/18

Ingredients 25ml peach schnapps (Bend and schnapps) 25ml vodka (Vodka is more of a companion than a spirit) 50ml cranberry juice. (Get them juices flowing, shaking, and mixing)

Method Mix them together – add the vodka and peach schnapps first (Alcohol first, deal with everything else how you should with most things, after the alcohol) add the cranberry juice and give it a stir.

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The Woo Woo.

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Graphic Design

LCA

17/18

Ingredients 50ml Vodka (Your old friend vodka, its been a lonely 13 hours without you) 25ml Raspberry ‘cordial’ (Or liqueur, defo liqueur, or vk, just something raspberry) Orange Juice (Just a spalsh get that sunrise glow)

Method Shake up the orange juice and the vodka, pour it in a glass over ice and drop in the ‘cordial’ (what ever raspberry shite you found), letting it sink to the bottom (with your current bank balance) . Like a sunset. (Banta, didn’t expect that one)

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The Vodka Sunset.

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LCA

17/18

Ingredients WKD Blue (F*ck WKD, get a cheap VK) Port (Small bottle, or, steal from whatever is in your least favourite housemates cupboard) Vodka (Leftovers, or just some HomeBargains finest will do)

Method Mix together the bottle of ‘WKD’ with 50ml of ‘your’ Port. Then add 25ml of your Vodka, Add another 25ml of Vodka. (Double or nothing, you’re a student now; pre so you don’t need to buy as much when you’re out). Easy as!

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LCA

17/18

Ingredients 50ml white rum (After 12pm, always double up) 25ml coconut cream (V Tropical, V Trendy, V Leeds) 25ml single cream (Because every student has this essential in their fridge) 200ml pineapple juice (V Exotic, V More Tropical, V Tasty)

Method All you have to do is mix the ingredients together in a glass or shaker. If you want to cheat, swap the first three ingredients for Malibu! (Legit forget everything I just said, wack a triple mali in there and give it a dash of juice... Welcome to the Costa Del Leeds)

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The Pina Colada.

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LCA

17/18

Ingredients 25ml Rum (R-rums fab, U- u deserve more rum, M-get yourself some more rum) 25ml Vodka (Classic Voddy) 25ml Gin (Gin, can cause some people to cry, can cure some people crying, how versitile) 25ml Tequila (Get the salt out and use the rest of the to have a shot) 50ml Lime Juice (Squeezy) Coke (or Pepsi, no judgment)

Method Chuck all the alcoholic ingredients (important ingredients) and the lime together and give it a proper mix around. Pour in a glass over ice and top up with coke (a dash, not a line).

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The Long Island Ice Tea.

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LCA

17/18

Ingredients One glass200ml Cranberry Juice (Always be prepared... Always use a fruit juice) 100ml Orange Juice (Getting that tasty glow) 75ml Vodka (TRIPLE, TRIPLE, TRIPLE) 75ml Peach Schnapps (yayyyy, more triple measures, go hard or don’t go to Leeds)

Method Mix all the ingredients together (in a shaker if you have one, or fish bowl, or teapot, or saucepan) and serve over ice! Make sure you add the alcohol first, because priorities people.

The month of... Sex on the beach.

2018

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LCA

17/18

Ingredients 20ml Aperol (No one knows what this is, no one, but it goes well with prosecco) Prosecco (Bubbles) 50ml of Lemonade (More Bubbles)

Method Pour in the Aperol and Leonade, top up with the Prosecco. (Celebration time, you’ve survived a year of OUGD40-STRESS)

The month of... The Prosecco Cooler.

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