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FoodServicesAttendant

AUGFoodServices

CompetitionNo.: S105648483 PostingDate: Aug18,2022 ClosingDate: Sep07,2022 PositionType: FullTime-OperatingFunded SalaryRange: $34,167to$45,050peryear Grade: 02 Hours: 40

Thisisan8monthrecurringtermpositionforAugust16toApril30,withaninactiveperiod occurringbetweenMaythroughmid-Augustofeachyear.Pleasenotethattheannualsalarywill bepro-ratedtoreflectthis.Hoursofworkmayincludesomeeveningsandweekends.

Location:

ThispositionislocatedinAugustanaCampus,Camrose,AB.Thispostingwillbeusedtofill5 vacanciesinourDiningHallandCafé.

Department/FacultySummary:

TheFoodServiceDepartmentatAugustanaprovidesallmealsforstudentslivinginon-campus housingaswellaswalk-incustomers,retailsiteandcatering.Preparinghealthy,well-balanced mealsthatmeetclient’sneedsandexpectations.

Ifinterested,pleaseapply:https://apptrkr.com/3356545

Note: OnlineapplicationsareaccepteduntilmidnightMountainStandardTimeoftheclosingdate.

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Wash Bay Attendant

Lamb Ford Sales is growing and is in need of an additional wash bay attendant. The suitable candidate will be challenged in a fast paced environment that thrives on a superior fi nal product. You will be responsible for fueling vehicles, detailing new and pre-owned vehicles as well as the application of Ceramx. Hours will be from 8 am to 3 pm. You will also need to be comfortable assisting with lot maintenance, transportation of vehicles around the lot and be comfortable working in a shop environment, as well as hold a valid Class 5 license. If you have a passion for excellence, detailing and being part of a team we want you to join us at Lamb Ford! Apply in person to Dean Threinen Assistant General Manager Lamb Ford Sales 3771-48 Avenue, Camrose Phone: 780-672-2411 Email: dthreinen@lambford.com

You will:

• create eye-catching ads for our publications • design brochures, business stationery and a variety of promotional pieces • develop and maintain websites and the Camrose Now! app • assist in other tasks as required (filing, etc.) You have:

• minimum Grade 12 • creative design skills, artistic eye for detail • competency in typing and computer use • proficiency in the use of the English language, including spelling, grammar and punctuation • experience with Adobe Creative Suite (training available) • website design and maintenance experience • familiarity with printing standards (will train) • strong work ethic (reliable and punctual), a team mindset and a positive attitude • good time-management and multi-tasking skills, and can work well with deadlines • proficiency with technology

This is a permanent in-house position. Training will be provided for the right person. Extended health benefits are included. Please apply with resumé to: Sharon Schwartz, Camrose Booster Ltd. 4925-48 Street, Camrose, AB T4V 1L7 Email: ads@camrosebooster.com

Ross Agri is currently seeking applications, resumés for Class 1 and 5 Drivers

Class 5 Drivers Operation – Monday to Friday – Hours var y Key Responsibilities Same as the Class 1 driver, but operating a 2 ton Deck Truck Class 1 Drivers Operation – Monday to Friday – Hours var y – Some overnights Key Responsibilities • Operating highway tractor and trailer combinations • Maintaining documentation related logs, hours of ser vice, maintenance records, bills of lading The successful candidate will have and/or demonstrate: • Class 1 license minimum with an air endorsement • Experience doing deliveries, min of 2 yrs experience with ar ticulating equipment • Have clean driver’s abstract • Be a team player with excellent communication and customer ser vice skills • Knowledge related to the safe and e cient operation of highway tractors and equipment , as governed by regulator y bodies • Knowledge of hours of ser vice regulations, and log book maintenance. We o er competitive remuneration packages, excellent training programs, oppor tunities for advancement as well as a stimulating work environment . Email resumés to b.mayer@rossdistributors.ca

Clearoutof Sinks & Toilets Complete off ered by

Terrific pricing as we make room for the Gerber line

welcomes all consumers and professional plumbers

We sell toilets that We sell toilets that qualify for the City of Camrose Rebate Program

Unit 1, 3705-47 Avenue, Camrose | 780-672-5575

DOWN THE TOILET Ron Pilger, Camrose Booster

There was perfect weather, terrific food, and plenty of chatter and fun for staff and customers, alike, at the August 24 open house and client appreciation luncheon at The Ensuite Bath and Kitchen Showroom/Emco Corporation. One of the attractions was a unique bean bag toss. In keeping in theme of the local business, the toss was a success when the flight concluded in a toilet. Here Cory Bratrud and Todd Luey team up to prove their skill.

Central Agencies Realty Home of the Week

Beautiful lakefront property

By Lori Larsen

Imagine being able to dock your boat at the marina then walk up to your luxurious home on the lake, located on a quiet crescent. This home has it all, stunning views, prime location and a gorgeous custom walk-out house.

The front, grand entry leads into the breath-taking home with vaulted ceilings, beautiful stonework, rich wood trim and hardwood flooring throughout.

The spacious front living room features a wall of windows overlooking incredible lake views and a full stone feature wall with wood burning fireplace.

Entertaining will be a delight as guests sit and take in views, you can prepare meals in your fabulous kitchen featuring quartz countertops, a gas range, corner pantry for plenty of storage and a dark stained large island that accents the warm wood cabinets.

Keep the party going out on the wrap around deck that is partially enclosed for added comfort.

The primary bedroom, located on main floor has a walk-in closet and a five-piece en suite with delightful walk-in shower and double sinks. Private access to the upper deck means enjoying wonderful evening lake views before retiring for the night.

The upper floor has a spacious bedroom with its own three-piece en suite, great for guests or in-laws.

Head down to the lower level where you can enjoy family get-togethers in the large rec room with wet bar and walk-out to the magnificent backyard and beach front access. Or invite people for game or movie night in the theatre room set up with tiered seating and a projection screen.

Three more bedrooms one with a three-piece en suite, and a four-piece main bathroom offers room for everyone in the family.

The pièce de ré·sis·tance is the property itself. A huge green yard leads down to the beach and marina. Unobstructed views of the lake and pastures.

This home is truly one of a kind, a stunning house located on a lake front property at 6 Marina Place, Rural Stettler priced at $1,650,000 it would be a dream lifestyle. For a private viewing, contact Lyndsey Delwo at:

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