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FA R M L A N D – CA M RO S E C O U NT Y

Charlene Wolokoff hereby offers the following lands for sale by tender, subject to existing reservations on title: MERIDIAN 4 RANGE 19 TOWNSHIP 49 SECTION 8 ALL THAT PORTION OF THE WEST HALF WHICH LIES WEST OF RIGHT OF WAY AS SHOWN ON RAILWAY PLAN 8484AK AND SOUTH OF THE LAND SUBDIVIDED UNDER PLAN 7534AA CONTAINING 37.8 HECTARES (93.48 ACRES) MORE OR LESS EXCEPTING THEREOUT: HECTARES (ACRES) MORE OR LESS A) PLAN 3501ET - ROAD 0.911 2.25 B) PLAN 3272ET - ROAD 0.441 1.09 C) PLAN 2999MC - ROAD 0.405 1.00 (S.W.) D) PLAN 2999MC - ROAD 0.049 0.12 (N.W.) E) PLAN 1223479 - SUBDIVISION 3.60 8.89 F) PLAN 1324930 - SUBDIVISION 1.42 3.51 (S.W.) EXCEPTING THEREOUT ALL MINES AND MINERALS The highest or any tender may not necessarily be accepted. Parcel is cultivated with some trees. All tenders must be in writing and include a deposit of $5,000.00 and received before 12 noon, December 8, 2022 in a sealed envelope marked Wolokoff Tender at the office of: KNAUT JOHNSON FRANCOEUR Barristers & Solicitors 4925-51 Street, Camrose, AB T4V 1S4 Attention: David R. Francoeur Phone: 780- 672-5561 The successful tenderer must complete the purchase and pay the balance of the adjusted purchase price on or before December 21, 2022 (closing date), or the deposit will be forfeited. The cost of title insurance will be split with the purchaser to facilitate closing. No conditional tenders will be allowed. Tenders will not be opened in public. Tender price excludes GST. Purchaser is responsible for all costs associated with registration of the Transfer. Vendor makes no warranties or representations about the property’s size/measurement, condition or environmental status. If the successful tenderer fails to complete the purchase after acceptance of that tender, their deposit shall be forfeited. Any unsuccessful tenderers will have their deposit returned by regular mail. For further particulars please contact David Francoeur at 780-672-5561. This tender may also be viewed on the Knaut Johnson Francoeur website: www.kjf-law.ca

Lions tree lot opens

By Lori Larsen

The Swans and Roses Lions Club is once again hosting an old fashioned Christmas tree lot for its seventh year, and welcomes anyone wanting the experience of walking amidst beautiful real trees under twinkling lights in the crisp winter air to pick out that perfect tree.

The lot is located on the north side parking lot of the Norsemen Inn and has a variety of beautiful high quality, groomed, cut trees from Nova Scotia, in all shapes and sizes.

All proceeds from the sale of trees will be donated back to the community through various not-forprofit organizations selected by the Swans and Roses Lions Club.

The lot is run entirely by Swans and Roses Lions Club (and others) volunteers who will happily assist you with your tree purchase and, if need be, will deliver your tree within the City of Camrose.

The lot will be selling trees from now until supplies last. The hours of operation are Monday to Friday, 1 until 6 p.m.; Saturday, 9 a.m. until 6 p.m.; and Sunday 1 until 5 p.m.

Central Agencies Realty Home of the Week

Well-maintained condo

By Lori Larsen

If you are retired or semi-retired and still want home ownership, but are looking for a little less maintenance, this age 50+ living condominium is a perfect fit. Recent updates and immaculate care make this home so appealing.

Manicured curb appeal welcomes you and, once inside, you’ll love the abundance of light and airiness you get from the open concept, plenty of windows and vaulted ceilings.

The large living room area features a bayed window, where you can arrange a cozy seating area to enjoy the sunlight.

Gorgeous laminate flooring leads from the living to the dinette area and into the stylish updated kitchen. Crisp white cabinets, black and white back splash and stainless appliances add a touch of trend and lots of style.

The main floor has a large bedroom that could be used as your primary suite. A walkthrough closet that leads to the four-piece main bathroom, and main floor laundry with access to the garage make main floor living a convenient choice.

The upper level has another large bedroom with attached three-piece en suite and two large closets. This could also be your private primary suite or a great guest suite.

An open space to the floor below has room for a home office and sitting area, and would be a cozy place to curl up and read a book.

The completely finished lower level has a family room large enough to have a separate dinette or card table area, another good-sized bedroom and threepiece bathroom.

Back lane access leads to the attached garage and additional parking on the driveway.

Enjoy the freedom condo living has to offer with this home located at 5014-56 Street #1 and priced at $299,900. It leaves lots of room to enjoy hobbies and travel. For a private viewing, contact Al-Karim (Al) Mohamed at:

Central Agencies Realty 4870-51 Street, Camrose 780-672-4495 or 587-322-5511 Cell

Dear Mother Nature: Having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel the remainder of my subscription. Thank you. In search of an adult version of Elf on the Shelf who moves around cleaning the house and doing laundr y. Grandma once said, “Sometimes you have to hug the people you don’t like so you know how big to dig the hole in your back yard.” Packing your kid’s lunch is just sending the fruit from your fridge on a eld trip for the day. I hate it when T V shows say they contain “adult situations” yet they don’t show anyone going to work , paying their bills or cleaning up af ter their kids. Telemarketer: “Can I speak to the head of the home?” Me: “Sure.” (Hands toddler the phone) My husband and I both have that nast y virus that is going around. The only di erence is I’m cleaning the kitchen and he’s dying. Dating af ter age 40 is like tr ying to nd the least damaged thing at a thrif t store that doesn’t smell. My eight-year- old disrupted my sleep again, so I tex ted my mom at 2:00 a.m. to ask when this will stop. My son got his license and I’m terri ed … but totally okay if he wants to drive to McDonald’s and get me a McFlurr y. You: “I’m only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me!” Spor ts Broadcaster: “Here he comes, the oldest player in the league. He’s 35, it’s a miracle he’s still playing.” Husband: “Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.” Wife: “I am coming with the broom.” Husband: “It ain’t urgent . You can come on foot .” We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So I’m not fat , I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more, so it star ted lling up the rest of me. That’s my stor y and I’m sticking to it . I let my toddler play with my phone today, so now ever y thing is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her lef t hand. I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me, he demanded, “Your money or your life!” I told him I am married, so I have no money and no life. We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment . I am retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday, and today I am tired again. My diet always star ts on a Monday morning and ends at the doughnuts somebody brings into the o ce later that morning. In 15 years, somewhere in a crowded, fashion-sav v y nightclub, a DJ is going to play “Baby Shark” and the place is going to go wild! L a ter: A mystical place where my teen gets ever y thing done without being reminded. I wish more people were uent in silence.

Birth of a Canadian Children’s TV Show:

Writer #1: “How about a T V show with a giant , a talking gira e and a … hmmm … a rooster!?” Writer #2: “Yeah, that’s good! And … ummm … let’s make the giant RE ALLY friendly!” Writer #3: “Yesss! And let’s also give the little rooster a guitar … no … ummm … I know! A harp!” All writers together: “Let’s do it!!!”