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Zipper Bags
Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for UPG’s roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags: $8 .00 cdn $6.00 • Stash a spare leash for the dog park • Lug your lock for your Pilates locker • Carry coupons for the car wash • Rescue your kid’s loose crayons • Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them! • Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features…
INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS
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STAYS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ON YOUR DESK, WORKBENCH, OR COUNTERTOP.
THEN ZIP IT UP AND ZIP OFF! HOLDS: • PENS AND PENCILS • BRUSHES AND SHADOWS • SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS
ZIPPER BAGS ARE 5" × 9" — COMPACT YET ROOMY!
HANDY HANG LOOP
EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL HANG TAG
FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING READING
100% COTTON BAG HANG TAG FOLDS AND FITS IN THE INTERIOR POCKET CONTACT INFORMATION IN CASE OF LOST CASE
BEST-SELLERS
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FRONT YOGA BAG
The Yoga bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced. Namaste. #5322 Il14229c))%@@XN
ALCHEMY BAG
The Alchemy bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323 Il14229c))@^$WM
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FRONT PASTA BAG
Our tasty Pasta bag includes Pellegrino Artusi’s classic 1891 recipe for Salsa di Pomodoro (Tomato Sauce). Buon appetito! Buon accessorio! #5327 Il14229c))*)(ZP
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAG
Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, notpated, agate-ring… (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. #5380 Il14229c))(@&[Q
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FRONT WEED BAG
Grass. Hemp. Hay. Bud. Forage. Herb. Why all the euphemisms? We’re all adults here. “Weed” is just another word for “plant” …a righteous, righteous plant. Our 100% cotton zip-up Weed bag honors these beautiful yet misunderstood works of nature. #5398 Il14229c))(^#YO
BACK FLIGHT BAG
Because you’re always on a mission, these trusty little satellites will remind you to shoot for the stars. It’s the bag for your intelligent life. #5326 Il14229c))*)^YO
FRONT FRIDA KAHLO
Every creative act is a self-portrait of a sort, so carry all your supplies and inspirations in this Frida bag and let the master artist remind you to paint your own reality. #5399 Il14229c))(^$VL
JANE AUSTEN BAG
The Jane Austen bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324 Il14229c))*!)VL
SECULAR SAINTS
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints candles for our unenlightened times. The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse. They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).
$8 .00 cdn $6.00
RICH COLOR PORTRAIT
ILLUMINATED WITH GOLD FOIL
MADE IN THE U.S.A.
FINE PAPER WITH EMBOSSED DETAILS SAINT’S NAME
PATRONAGE
SAINT’S DAY (BIRTHDAY)
INDIVIDUAL “PRAYER” TO INSPIRE AND ENLIGHTEN
CALLIGRAPHIC LETTERING
BURN TIME UP TO 80 HOURS
COUNTERTOP SECULAR SAINTS CANDLE DISPLAY
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