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Indonesian gov’t mulls sending civil servants to work from Bali to boost tourism “There is no special budget allocation for Work From Bali, we are still using the old budget so that it can be managed efficiently,” Sandiaga said, adding that the initiative is still being mapped out at this point.
Indonesian tourism officials appear to be focusing on prepping their Work From Bali initiative, with the latest plan to revive Bali’s tourism industry possibly requiring a quarter of civil servants from seven ministries to participate. Tourism and Creative Economy Minister Sandiaga Uno is hoping the initiative can help support the tourism-dependent economy in Bali, which has been struggling due to the pandemic’s impact on global travel.
Coordinating Minister for Maritime Affairs and Investment Luhut Pandjaitan signed a memorandum of understanding (MoU) with hotels in the Nusa Dua complex just last week, which will see them host employees from seven ministries under Luhut’s supervision for stays and events. Vinsensius Jemadu, a spokesman from the Tourism and Creative Economy Ministry, previously said that officials are considering sending a quarter of all civil servants working at the ministries
involved to participate in the Work From Bali initiative. “Our proposal is based on how currently about half of them are working from the office. We can divide that into two, 25 percent to work from the office, and 25 percent to work from Bali, by maximizing the existing budget,” Vinsensius said. Officials are reportedly aiming to realize the plan by the third quarter of this year. During a press briefing yesterday, Sandiaga also said that this initiative is part of preparations for a travel corridor arrangement to welcome foreign tourists. Though there were previously plans to reopen by mid-2021, the minister’s statement suggests that a delay on that timeline may be expected. Though as with most tourism-related plans in the country throughout the pandemic, we can conclusively say nothing is set in stone just yet. (coconuts.co)
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Registtration Or Ban Facebook, TikTok, Clubhouse And Other Social Media Platforms Face Possible Ban In Indonesia
Facebook, TikTok, Clubhouse and othe international social media giants may be banned in Indonesia within the next six months if they don’t register with the Indonesian Information and Communications Ministry as an Electronic System Providers (PSE) .
If the ministry's order for them to be legally registered in the country proves to be more than a bluff Indonesia, one of the counties with the largest social media user-base worldwide, is probably facing some sort of revolution should the threatened ban really be enforced. The regulation forcing PSE’s operating in Indonesia to officially register for the sake of cyber security and user protection has been issued on
November 24 last year with the deadline ending on Monday this week. But, due to a delay in the development of the online registration application, this deadline has been extended by another six months starting o, June 2 when the registration application is supposed to be finally launched, the ministry’s Director General of Applications and Information, Samuel A. Pangerapan, stated in a press release on Monday.
stated their intention to register as PSE in Indonesia since the ministry passed the regulation last year and it seems they have simply ignored the new regulation. The whole registration thing is probably more related to taxation and other money related things than to cyber security and user protection as only companies officially registered in the country can be taxed for their income generated in Indonesia.
Not one of the major social media platforms has publicly
We’ll see how that goes at the beginning of next year.
On The Road Again… Soon… Jerinx Set For Release After Supreme Court Rejects Latest Appeals Despite the massive attention I Gede Ari Astina’s, commonly known as Jerinx, court case and his imprisonment have gained at the end of the last and earlier this year it has been relatively quiet around the drummer of Bali’s (and Indonesia’s) Punk band “Superman is Dead” during the last months. The case has now made it to
the headlines again after the Indonesian Supreme Court has rejected the appeals of the public prosecutor to extend Jerinx’s sentence from 10 to 14 months.
guilty of hate speech against the Indonesian Doctors Association (IDI) by calling them “flunkeys” to the World Health Organization in a viral Instagram post last year, might be released from prison soon.
With the rejection of the last possible appeals the verdict from the Denpasar court is now Despite the fact that we don’t legally binding which means that support Jerinx’s controversial Jerinx, who was officially found statements on the COVID-19 4
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pandemic and his call for people to stop wearing masks, it’s good to see that his, completely overrated statement about IDI, has finally not resulted in a longer imprisonment.
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News Compressed A Short Run-Down Of Stuff That Didn't Make It Into a Full Article Beside all that COVID-19 madness and the fact that almost all news are focusing on the development of the pandemic on the island there are still other things going on. A 24-year-old man has been found unconscious on the streets of Denpasar early last week. The man, originally from Labuan Batu, in North Sumatra (not to confuse with Labuan Bajo in Komodo) arrived via ferry at the port of Padang Bai and has planned to continue his trip to the city of Jember in east Java. Due to the lack of funds to pay for any kind of transport he started walking. We couldn't find any more information where he actually started his trip initially but according to the reports he started walking on April 27 somewhere in
Lombok. When he finally arrived in Denpasar he was reportedly walking for around 3 weeks, haven’t eaten since days which finally led to his collapse on Jalan Diponegoro. A staff members from the Denpasar Disaster Management Agency (BPBD), Made Sanjaya, confirmed that his agency has taken care of the man and has provided him with medical treatment and with free transport to his destination in Jember. A drinking session involving a 51-year-old man and his father in Bali’s Buleleng regency didn’t end well for both of the man earlier last week. According to the reports
the 51-year-old has been arrested after allegedly killing his 72-year-old father with an iron crowbar. The old man died after suffering from severe injuries on his head along with multiple bruises all over his body and a broken leg. The son is now facing up to 15 years behind bars for for assault that leads to death plus another 5 years for assaulting a family member. We couldn’t find any reports about his motive for this outbreak of violence For the third time since the beginning of this month local news channels have reported the arrest of an Indonesian man accused of raping a 12-year-old girl. The man was arrested after the girls mother filed a police report a day after the incident. Earlier this month a civil servant has been arrested for raping a 10-year-old girl while 5 men have been arrested at the beginning of the month after gang raping an 18-year-old girl. The girl filed a police report by herself the next day leading to the arrest of the 5 culprits. All suspect in all cases are facing up to 15 years in jail for their actions. The head of the Bali Office for the Ministry of Justice and Human Rights, Jamaruli Manihuruk,has announced that his party is set to relocate a number of prisoners from overcrowded penitentiaries to less densely populated ones. “Whenever a prison is overcrowded by a factor of 300% we will then relocate some of the prisoners to other facilities. Generally, prisons in Bali are overcrowded by a factor of 200%,” Manihuruk told the press in a pretty weird statement adding that Bali’s notorious Kerobokan prison is currently overcrowded by 500%. The prison was initially designed and build to accommodate 350 prisoners. If Manihuruk’s statement is correct the Kerobokan prison is currently housing 2,100 prisoners. Being jailed is no fun at all but this is simply inhumane. To get the latest pandemic related numbers along with some news daily follow @SanurWeekly on Facebook and get our daily wrap up with all numbers and facts on your timeline.
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We’re On Track COVID-19 Vaccination Program In Denpasar Expected To Be Completed By July I Dewa Gede Rai told the press that more than 236,000 Denpasar residents have received the first dose of the Covid19 vaccine, while more than 131,000 have have received their second dose According to an official and are considered fully confirmation by the Denpasar vaccinated. Rai added that the City Government around 52% of authorities are expecting the Denpasar’s residents have been vaccination program in vaccinated against COVID-19. Denpasar to be completed by July 2021. The Spokesman of the Denpasar Covid-19 Task Force, But he also admitted that the
number of vaccinated senior citizens, considered as a high risk group, is still low. He urged the city’s elderly not to be afraid and to get vaccinated as soon as possible. “Our medical team will conduct a proper health screening prior to the vaccination and you will be safe,” he added. Rai also revealed that the Denpasar city government is targeting to vaccinate a total of around 450,000 residents across the city and that the
acceptance of the COVID-19 vaccination program is quite high. Generally said the Indonesian COVID-19 vaccination program is not running well which has been officially confirmed by the Indonesian President, Joko Widodo, who recently said that the country is way behind its initial schedule and has not reached even one of the targets set at the beginning of the vaccination program in January this year.
Wanna Buy A Hotel, Pak? Hundreds Of Hotels In Bali Reportedly Up For Sale A research conducted by Coconuts Bali has revealed that hundreds of hotels located on the island are up for sale on an online marketplace called Lamudi, one of Indonesia’s leading real estate platforms. According to Coconuts a quick search revealed that currently more than 600 hotels in Bali are listed for sale on the platform. The listings include popular and
well known hotels like the Kuta Paradiso Hotel on Jalan Kartika Plaza marketed at 875 billion Rupah, the Tijili Benoa in Nusa Dua at 1.8 billion Rupiah (per room), and the Swiss-Belhotel Rainforest on Jalan Sunset Road in Kuta priced at 250 billion Rupiah.
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As reported by Bali Discovery As reported by Bali Discovery the Indonesian Hotel General the Indonesian Hotel General Manager Association (IHGMA) Manager Association (IHGMA) has declared that the has declared that the reopening of Indonesia’s reopening of Indonesia’s international borders international borders represents the “best represents the “best solution” for the recovery of solution” for the recovery of the Island’s tourism industry. the Island’s tourism industry.
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Please Remain Remain Seated Seated Until… Until… Batik Air Aircraft Aircraft Runs Runs Into Into Passenger PassengerBridge BridgeAt AtBali BaliAirport Airport An Airbus A-320 A-320 operated operated by by Batik Air, a Lion Air Air Group Group subsidiary, and carrying carrying 119 119 passengers has has “crashed” “crashed” into into a passenger passenger bridge a bridge at at Bali’s Bali’s Ngurah Rai Ngurah Rai International International Airport last Airport last Saturday Saturday right right after after the pilot pilot has, the has, as as reported reported by by local news news channels, local channels, confirmed confirmed the the full full stop stop of of the the aircraft with aircraft with the the ground ground crew. crew. According to According to the the reports reports the the passenger bridge passenger bridge has has already already
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Batik Air plane bangs wing into jet bridge in Bali, authorities investigate
You know how they tell you to remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened until the plane comes to a complete stop? Well, that’s because abrupt plane movements can happen on the tarmac, as this incident in Bali illustrates.
A Batik Air plane banged its wing into a jet bridge at Bali’s Ngurah Rai International Airport on Saturday morning, where, luckily, no casualties were reported in the incident. According to reports, the plane’s left wing sustained minor damage just above the jet, while the jet bridge also sustained minor damage but is still operational. “The plane had stopped but it suddenly moved forward at around 9:30am (on Saturday). During this time passengers
had yet to disembark and were still waiting for an announcement to leave the plane,” Taufan Yudhistira, communication and legal manager from airport management firm PT Angkasa Pura I, said. Denpasar Police Chief Jansen Avitus Panjaitan said that the plane rolled forward about four to six meters even after the pilot had confirmed to the ground crew that the plane had stopped. Batik Air ID-6505 flew in from Jakarta that morning, carrying 119 passengers and four crew members. The plane is now grounded, as airport authorities carry out an investigation into the incident.
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