GrowIT YOURSELF
EGGPLANT
the Big MISUNDERSTOOD YOU DON’T MESS WITH THIS FRUIT. YOU MAY TRY, BUT FROM THE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT ITS ENTIRE FAMILY OF NIGHTSHADES WILL BE LURKING FOR REVENGE. SOMETIMES IT’LL TRY TO DISGUISE ITSELF AS AN EGG, JUST TO FOOL YOU INTO EATING IT. THERE ARE RUMORS THAT IT CAN EVEN DRIVE YOU INSANE AND THAT IT’S POISONOUS. MAKE WAY FOR EGGPLANT. OR SHOULD WE SAY AUBERGINE? By Marco Barneveld, www.braindrain.nu I knew a man who invested his fortune in eggplant because he thought prices would rise. Now, investing your entire fortune in a consumable product
like the eggplant with a short expiration date is very foolish. Everything else regarding this bad-ass veggie, however, is pretty great. CANNAtalk|9
