If I Were The Devil by Keith Maiden

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KEITH MAIDEN





The year was 1965... On 3rd April, seemingly a day like any other, the air waves crackled into life and thus began a speech by legendary broadcaster Paul Harvey, projecting his predictions for a future so bleak and full of vice that his radio audience, and indeed his peers and colleagues, failed to comprehend the message and it was underappreciated in its time. The year is now 2016... It is clear to see that, whilst his monologue had no pretentions to prophecy at the time of broadcast, our world today is sadly not too dissimilar from the one he envisaged over fifty years ago. What was meant as no more no less than a dire warning to his audience against allowing the devil into their hearts and minds, influenced by his observations about society’s trajectory at the time of writing, has since been hailed as a Nostradamus-esque memorandum. The year is irrelevant... This is the lesson contained within this exceptional and insightful body of work by figurative artist Keith Maiden. Evil is evil, influence is influence, and the devil has lost none of his powers of persuasion since Harvey’s broadcast in 1965. Social commentary is a key component of Maiden’s subject matter, and we are forced to face the steady decline of mankind through this collection. In this work, Maiden’s provides us with a pictorial depiction of

work influenced directly by Harvey’s transcript, alongside the artist’s own observations about the pervading nature of malevolence in today’s world. The beauty of Maiden’s brush work and subtle palette render this dystopian viewpoint all the harder to accept. Following months of research and planning, sketching and painting, we are presented with work that engages its audience on myriad levels. Maiden will readily admit that the creative process was draining; day after day spent digesting and interpreting the cultural wars raging across the globe resulted in a great deal of introspection for the artist. He was consumed by the concept, and driven by his need to provoke a thought revolution. Maiden knows with full certainty that this collection will divide its audience. Some of us will focus on the form, some might be absorbed by the text, and others might live up to the artist’s expectations and walk away disturbed by the awakening that the pieces stirred within them. Be assured, there is no universal truth at work here, no prescribed response required, the artist would have you think what you like. Just as long as you are thinking…because the moment we cease to think, to analyse, and cease to challenge propaganda and those who would delight in our downfall, we each become the incarnation of the devil in Harvey’s broadcast…and he has won.




NUNEST BIDENHAM | Original Oil on Board | Framed 110 x 80cm | Framed £6950


THE DEVIL I WOULD MAKE THE SYMBOL OF CHRIST A BOTTLE

I FW EI R E



WAKE UP & SMELL THE CORRUPTION Original Oil on Board Framed 120 x 80cm Framed £6950


ANGEL WITH A DIRTY FACE Original Oil on Board Framed 100 x 80cm Framed £6950




SPEAK NO FACTS | Original Oil on Board | Framed 70 x 50cm | Framed ÂŁ2950


DAVID BECKHAM Original Oil on Board Framed 120 x 180cm Framed ÂŁ9950



I A C A M PA I G N O F W H I S P E R S .

I FW OI UWLEDR EB ETGHIEN DWE IVTIHL


CAMPAIGN OF WHISPERS Original Oil on Board Framed 70 x 90cm Framed £5950


CRUDE REALITY | Original Oil on Board | Framed 120 x 80cm | Framed ÂŁ6950




HALO TO A NOOSE Original Oil on Board Framed 120 x 180cm Framed ÂŁ7950


NOT ANOTHER MARILYN Original Oil on Board Framed 52 x 90cm Framed £3950



THE DEVIL I WOULD CAUTION AGAINST EXTREMES AND HARD WORK, IN PAT R I OTISM AND IN MORAL C O N D U C T.

I FW EI R E


PATRIOTISM IS DEAD | Original Oil on Board | Framed 80 x 60cm | Framed £4500


OIL BE BACK Original Oil on Board Framed 120 x 80cm Framed ÂŁ6950




OPPOSITE Original Oil on Board Framed 80 x 100cm Framed ÂŁ6950


HEAR NO CONTRADICTIONS | Original Oil on Board | Framed 70 x 50cm | Framed £2950




WHY SO SERIOUS? Original Oil on Board Framed 70 x 70cm Framed ÂŁ4950


IF I WERE THE DEVIL Original Oil on Board Framed 70 x 140cm Framed ÂŁ6950


I FW OI UWLEDR EI ’ TD HJEU SDTE VKIELE PI

ON D O I N G W H AT H E ’ S D O I N G .



POUT AT THE DEVIL | Original Oil on Board | Framed 80 x 60cm | Framed ÂŁ4950


MAN FROM THE SOUTH Original Oil on Board Framed 110 x 80cm Framed ÂŁ6950


THE DEVIL I WOULD ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO GET RICH THROUGH GAMBLING.

I FW EI R E


FAITH Original Oil on Board Framed 70 x 70cm Framed ÂŁ3950



HEAR NO EVIL

TANYA HYDE (SINNER) | Original Oil on Board | Framed 80 x 60cm | Framed £4950




SEE NO EVIL

HELEN BACK (LIAR) | Original Oil on Board | Framed 80 x 60cm | Framed £4950


SPEAK NO EVIL

LUCY FUR (FAKE) | Original Oil on Board | Framed 80 x 60cm | Framed £4950





DEVIL INSIDE | Original Sketch on Paper | 35 x 36cm | £995


SHOUT AT THE DEVIL | Original Sketch on Paper | 46 x 43cm | £1450


DON’T JUDGE ME 4 | Original Sketch on Paper | 64 x 45cm | £1950


GIRL 2 | Original Mixed Media on Paper | 65 x 50cm | ÂŁ1950


DON’T JUDGE ME 5 | Original Sketch on Paper | 64 x 45cm | £1950


DON’T JUDGE ME 6 | Original Sketch on Paper | 64 x 45cm | £1950




i t f r t a t w a i a g t w i r t t o w n y a i c c r u s t u c i c s t d i


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And re re w e lu th ld u ze es ili co ili I fam andas thee way to get rich? tranqu couldn’t get whole states tovepromote u in public, yogambling il I’d soon ha which urches diseases for were the dev ch h , it es w lv d se be em to th in ords, if h w it r w s he ar that w re. In ot in patriotism, i would caution against extremes hard work, in moral cu and nation and , no es is lv e se ght er em th th ch d just keep ri I’ ea il il at war with ev nt d u ; e es th l lv . Pau I were marriage oingold-fashioned, with themse the conduct. i would convince young that that with t he’s dis at war nsumed. And doing on wha co on as w rn tu ve .” ha ay d d in its I’ s od ng go rati what youHar vey, on tv is the way to be. and swinging is more fun, that see higher e promises of ia fanning th ed m g in iz mesmer thus i could undress you in public, and i could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure. in other words, if i were the devil i’d just keep right on doing on what he’s doing. paul harvey, good day.”




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