Once upon a time, deep in the Zambian bundu where elephants dance, a geologist stumbled upon another geologist
after a time, they decided to go to the land of the bluebell woods
where the sounds of stringed instruments beckoned to loved ones from all over the world
to join the couple amongst the tulips and wedding fare
and make merry and hear wise words
and dance
and dance
and play games
so that all could witness and celebrate
the joining together of the happy two who found each other far far away
and who would from this day onwards
share whatever would come their way