Food Truck Fridays

Sarah Elder | Cartoonist onto you. You’re composed of countless items — outfits from three days ago, a book I keep telling myself I will read and the gas station phone charger I bought this summer that is holding on for dear life with wires popping out.

I wish you would disappear. I wish you away!! It’s not my fault that I need an easy place to drop something. But why must you exist? Why can’t you merely open a trapdoor when I place a t-shirt on your surface that magically transports the shirt to my drawer — folded, of course — instantaneously? It’s not fair!

Scornfully,

The girl who uses you as a stool to launch herself into bed

Phew! I feel much better, what a relief.

MARGO KAYE is a Humor Columnist for The Cavalier Daily. She can be reached at humor@cavalierdaily.com