Chalkdust, Issue 13

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Who is the best England manager? Flickr user Eric Kilby, CC BY-SA 2.0

Paddy Moore

M

y quest to answer this simple question began for the noblest of reasonsβ€”to win an argument with my wife. We are both football fans and have been following England all our lives (the phrase β€˜long-suffering’ has never been more apt). Our house is usually an oasis of calm and tranquillity, but one thing is guaranteed to get things kicking off: was Sven-GΓΆran Eriksson a good England manager? This year, we have had more time than usual at home together and the discussion has become heated. I believe that Sven took a golden generation of England players and led them to disappointing performances in three major tournaments and she points to the team reaching the last 8 at consecutive World Cups under his stewardship. I’ve been a maths teacher for over 25 years, so surely, I can prove I am correct using maths, right?f How do I prove that I am right? Well, the first, and most obvious, thing to do is to look at the playing

Anders Henrikson, CC BY 2.0

Sven-GΓΆran Eriksson wondering where his hat has gone.

f At this point, it is definitely not worth mentioning that in the 15 years we’ve been having this row, I never thought of applying any maths to the problem until my wife suggested it.

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