the ultimate battle…
the ultimate question…
which is the superior man…?
who has the sharpest mind…?
the greatest reflexes…?
who are the most
DEADLY DEADLY WARRIORS WARRIORS Written By declan shalvey • Art by Ricardo Lopez ortiz • Colored by Ruth Redmond Lettered by deron bennett • edited by Chris robinson
Here on Deadly Warriors, the hit tv show for the past five years running, we have stunned you with recreations of man's greatest battles.
more than that, we've shown you battles that could never be! the greatest champions of our history face off to find out who is the greatest fighter our species has produced.
we've scoured the history books to find you the most compelling battles. we've researched tribes, armies, clans and gangs, and have pit them against each other to entertain you, our loyal and dedicated audience.
we use our intrepid research team to find WARRiORs of our past, lost in battle. missing grains of sand in the midst of time and breathe life into them once more to find true glory in our adaptable holo-arena; capable of replicating any scenario imaginable, as seen in these fan favourite matches….
of course, we here at deadly WARRiORS guarantee the safety of our audience, and of the delicate timestream.
all of our contestants would have been killed in action.
none lived on to affect the timestream.
their story ends in this arena without affecting the course of history. heh, wow, remember this classic episode?
and who can forget our classic episode that solved the age-old question: who would win in a fight between an astronaut and a caveman? the winner: you, the audience!
billy! martin! you boys out there?
bugger‌ where the bloody hell am I?
billy?
wha{cough} gas again?
thank christ! there you...
N-NNO!
WHERE AM I--
ARGH!!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND… PLEASE.. WHAT HAPPENED TO...
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wowee! what another sensational showdown! the tenacity of the british army of 1915 versus the might of the infamous brazilian eco-pod militia, circa 2088.
Stay tuned after the break to find out...
another hypothetical answered here on deadly warriors. but that's not all folks!
…who will win when the navajo take on hitler's dreaded ss!
what could be better?
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